Hóse Water | Net Positive with John Crist
Комедия
John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Smart or Dumb (18:48)
Celebrity fans (34:36)
Crypto pastor (39:25)
Ben Rector (55:24)
Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:07)
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LADIES!!! Seriously get yourself a Henson razor! Truly life changing! No shaving irritation, super close and smooth shave and absolutely cheaper than continuously buying terrible razors!! I got mine a year ago because of this glorious podcast and it has low key improved my outlook on the world 😂❤
I broke my leg and I was looking to laugh and came across your comedy, John thank you for making me laugh. I want to encourage you to never quit. God loves you and your team.❤❤❤❤❤
Not a conspiracist yet but when I was listening to the bin laden part, the app glitched and closed itself. 😮 🤔
I always chuckle when the camera switches over to Alex and Andrew and Andrew's chair is just empty... Where does he go?!
“The Lord of Heaven and Earth” “it goes against His brand” 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
"that doesn't break any of their rules" "mail?!" 😂😂😂😂
John loved the Nashville show! Found the pod cast after going . My husband took me for my birthday 😂😂❤
I love you talking about the farce of the nfl & John’s wearing a Braves’s hoodie, lol.
John's eyes when that clip stops of the pastor selling the crypto currency...🤨😂😂😂😂I'm cracking up!!
1:16:20 Last time we see Andrew before he has superpowers 1:18:51 Andrew with the power of invisibility! It's amazing.
@officialharveyb
5 ай бұрын
Why did this make me die laughing 😂
@noahstreblow2642
5 ай бұрын
@@officialharveyb glad to hear it 😆
The way Alex just said “third base!”😂😂😂
In Australia there was briefly a brand selling bottled tap water.
Big Shawn Ryan Show fan, that’s amazing he had you on. Can’t wait to listen!
Always enjoy the pod!
I want that shirt!
Loved the show last Friday! It was my wife’s first comedy show and she had a great time! She loved your openers too!
The IOP hat!!!! Spent my summers growing up there at my grandma’s!
Giving Andrew a mic was genius 🎉
Frozen, buried, or cremated? Get with the times boys. Just have Elon download your brain and load it into an Optimus. Keep things Net Positive for generations. 😂
Any news on your golf clubs?
Epic episode
Come to Atlanta....to the Aquarium
Taylor Swift is not IN the SupperBowl. She is ATTENDING the Super Bowl.
No need to be mean, just lean. Throw down some hose water and chill 😏
Also Hóse water let’s go!!!!
STOP IT! I love SRS!! When is this coming out!!??
Hey John, I swear your way of thinking is rubbing off I’m a hairdresser and one of my clients commented that she had more cowlicks on her head than she ever dreamed. My brain started wondering about her dreaming about having cowlicks. I think it would be hilarious if you worked up a joke based on all of the things that people have more of than they had ever dreamed.😂
You’re on the Shawn Ryan show!?!?!?!?!?!? Can not wait for that episode to drop!!!
Shawn Ryan’s podcast is amazing. Also I agree… the government is not that smart lol
Am I missing the Chris Young video?? What episode was that on??
I'm going to do a meet and greet with you this weekend by myself just to have you feel uncomfortable and nervous 😂 #Knoxvegas
All water is hose water. It all goes through a hose at some point. Is it from a spring? It got to the bottle through a hose.
Where does Andrew go in the middle of the podcast? Lol
Can Ben Rector come on the pod !? Great content
I think the reading thing you’re talking about is called Sight Reading. Your brain recognizes the letters as a whole vs reading the word letter by letter to combine the sounds.
@christyzn7095
5 ай бұрын
I was saying this out loud as I was listening to the podcast… my six-year-old knows many sight words, but he cannot actually read yet!
I need you guys to know “lean-in” is how you pronounce my last name.
@sabrinal3809
5 ай бұрын
😊 cool!
Can just ask is the Lord his codefendant?
The Asian squat does not require great flexibility. It also takes stress off the back. I personally had done both leaing and the squat depending on the situation.
Yeah but why did my mind automatically start playing the old hymn “Leaning, leaning, leaning on the everlasting arms.”? I mean…didn’t the Israelites eat at low tables while leaning on pillows? That’s a middle-eastern culture thing, too, right?
No. McConaughey has always been a HUGE Longhorns fan. He’s always repped them. It’s just social media is bigger now.
I want to be cremated and my ashes put in a board gamer timer. So I can still be part of our family Game Nights!!
You know AROD was with Texas too
Should be hosé
Sorry but you guys are wrong on the woman who can’t read lol. You guys are doing the exact opposite saying that you can read a Spanish novel but not comprehend. She understands English because she speaks it but she doesn’t know how to spell or form words on paper. She can match words visually just like you would match two of the same pictures to each other but that doesn’t mean she knows what that word is that she’s matching. Love you guys. Crack me up. 😅
The Shawn Ryan podcast is awesome! Looking forward to your episode with him. Also- I think the left IS smart. And I think it’s ALL about influencing us (the consumers). Both sides think we are stupid and try to impose fear and/or distractions to get what they want. Again, most on both side are smart (corrupt). In my opinion: Taylor and Travis = fake. But it’s a brilliant plan. Kinda like an evil geniuses.
Around here, you’re not *supposed* to bury horses on your farm. Dead stock would pick them up, but then they’re generally using them for dog food, I think (I have’t looked into it. And not commenting on why…). If your horse was special, where could you bury something that large? If you don’t own the farm, how do you send their body off & that’s it? Those are probably the reasons why the horse crematorium exists….
The lady’s mom is not really reading. She visually matching letters/words. It’s word recognition. But she’s not actually putting sound to the letters to form words. She can’t see a random word & say the word. That means she can’t write English either. Which is why she has someone right the directions for her.
Stainless steel covered in fingerprints. Ugh!
To the dude with the nasal strip, too much oxygen actually is dangerous for you. That’s hyperoxygenation….and that actually IS bad for you.
I'm not sure I believe the NFL is fixed, but I am a little over the media circus surrounding Taylor & Travis. Ah well, maybe he can propose to her with Super Bowl ring. 😊 🤷
Shooting the horse just kills them but what do you do w/the body if not cremation? I don’t think ya’ll understand the purpose of cremation. Are ppl burying their horses?
It’s always challenging when God approaches you with a unique opportunity to be your own boss with the promise of financial freedom and unlimited earning potential. You don’t want to turn Him down, but…
You guys seriously don't hear from the Lord daily? Do you meet with him frequently in silence, to read the bible, pray etc??? Not audibly but to hear His still small voice to you?
Taylor Swift. I used to like the chiefs so much!! I still like them, but can’t stand Kelsey
As a Bills fan.... No ... just no
Hi John and team!!! This is cool, I’m reading your book and it’s hilarious! You guys should come to Alaska. 💪🏔️🌄 Super proud of your journey, stay your course ❤