Hóse Water | Net Positive with John Crist

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John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Smart or Dumb (18:48)
Celebrity fans (34:36)
Crypto pastor (39:25)
Ben Rector (55:24)
Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:07)
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  • @denadececco1142
    @denadececco11425 ай бұрын

    LADIES!!! Seriously get yourself a Henson razor! Truly life changing! No shaving irritation, super close and smooth shave and absolutely cheaper than continuously buying terrible razors!! I got mine a year ago because of this glorious podcast and it has low key improved my outlook on the world 😂❤

  • @user-kx9em1ey8n
    @user-kx9em1ey8n5 ай бұрын

    I broke my leg and I was looking to laugh and came across your comedy, John thank you for making me laugh. I want to encourage you to never quit. God loves you and your team.❤❤❤❤❤

  • @travisw1512
    @travisw15125 ай бұрын

    Not a conspiracist yet but when I was listening to the bin laden part, the app glitched and closed itself. 😮 🤔

  • @chelseafailla9887
    @chelseafailla98875 ай бұрын

    I always chuckle when the camera switches over to Alex and Andrew and Andrew's chair is just empty... Where does he go?!

  • @ashleyleiner9190
    @ashleyleiner91905 ай бұрын

    “The Lord of Heaven and Earth” “it goes against His brand” 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @chelseafailla9887
    @chelseafailla98875 ай бұрын

    "that doesn't break any of their rules" "mail?!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @carylavena6546
    @carylavena65465 ай бұрын

    John loved the Nashville show! Found the pod cast after going . My husband took me for my birthday 😂😂❤

  • @BarrySanchez
    @BarrySanchez5 ай бұрын

    I love you talking about the farce of the nfl & John’s wearing a Braves’s hoodie, lol.

  • @kimberley43
    @kimberley435 ай бұрын

    John's eyes when that clip stops of the pastor selling the crypto currency...🤨😂😂😂😂I'm cracking up!!

  • @noahstreblow2642
    @noahstreblow26425 ай бұрын

    1:16:20 Last time we see Andrew before he has superpowers 1:18:51 Andrew with the power of invisibility! It's amazing.

  • @officialharveyb

    @officialharveyb

    5 ай бұрын

    Why did this make me die laughing 😂

  • @noahstreblow2642

    @noahstreblow2642

    5 ай бұрын

    @@officialharveyb glad to hear it 😆

  • @HudsonKoethke-ko6fx
    @HudsonKoethke-ko6fx5 ай бұрын

    The way Alex just said “third base!”😂😂😂

  • @lukemorris9287
    @lukemorris92872 ай бұрын

    In Australia there was briefly a brand selling bottled tap water.

  • @rachelroedel2919
    @rachelroedel29195 ай бұрын

    Big Shawn Ryan Show fan, that’s amazing he had you on. Can’t wait to listen!

  • @brygoss6733
    @brygoss67335 ай бұрын

    Always enjoy the pod!

  • @alliecastro05
    @alliecastro054 ай бұрын

    I want that shirt!

  • @adamwarren5654
    @adamwarren56545 ай бұрын

    Loved the show last Friday! It was my wife’s first comedy show and she had a great time! She loved your openers too!

  • @baileydubs
    @baileydubs5 ай бұрын

    The IOP hat!!!! Spent my summers growing up there at my grandma’s!

  • @momofthree9100
    @momofthree91005 ай бұрын

    Giving Andrew a mic was genius 🎉

  • @Christopher_Lind
    @Christopher_Lind5 ай бұрын

    Frozen, buried, or cremated? Get with the times boys. Just have Elon download your brain and load it into an Optimus. Keep things Net Positive for generations. 😂

  • @terristucki7740
    @terristucki77405 ай бұрын

    Any news on your golf clubs?

  • @JVL2023
    @JVL20235 ай бұрын

    Epic episode

  • @shawn-tellewilliams
    @shawn-tellewilliams5 ай бұрын

    Come to Atlanta....to the Aquarium

  • @franzthree
    @franzthree5 ай бұрын

    Taylor Swift is not IN the SupperBowl. She is ATTENDING the Super Bowl.

  • @40jgufc
    @40jgufc5 ай бұрын

    No need to be mean, just lean. Throw down some hose water and chill 😏

  • @JVL2023
    @JVL20235 ай бұрын

    Also Hóse water let’s go!!!!

  • @stephanieturner2242
    @stephanieturner22425 ай бұрын

    STOP IT! I love SRS!! When is this coming out!!??

  • @cmarcak
    @cmarcak5 ай бұрын

    Hey John, I swear your way of thinking is rubbing off I’m a hairdresser and one of my clients commented that she had more cowlicks on her head than she ever dreamed. My brain started wondering about her dreaming about having cowlicks. I think it would be hilarious if you worked up a joke based on all of the things that people have more of than they had ever dreamed.😂

  • @nikolasborisuk7590
    @nikolasborisuk75905 ай бұрын

    You’re on the Shawn Ryan show!?!?!?!?!?!? Can not wait for that episode to drop!!!

  • @meesh1002
    @meesh10025 ай бұрын

    Shawn Ryan’s podcast is amazing. Also I agree… the government is not that smart lol

  • @merisastone9076
    @merisastone90765 ай бұрын

    Am I missing the Chris Young video?? What episode was that on??

  • @justinpierce1215
    @justinpierce12155 ай бұрын

    I'm going to do a meet and greet with you this weekend by myself just to have you feel uncomfortable and nervous 😂 #Knoxvegas

  • @timothytraver5918
    @timothytraver59185 ай бұрын

    All water is hose water. It all goes through a hose at some point. Is it from a spring? It got to the bottle through a hose.

  • @jaceywarkentin4532
    @jaceywarkentin45325 ай бұрын

    Where does Andrew go in the middle of the podcast? Lol

  • @JVL2023
    @JVL20235 ай бұрын

    Can Ben Rector come on the pod !? Great content

  • @adamwarren5654
    @adamwarren56545 ай бұрын

    I think the reading thing you’re talking about is called Sight Reading. Your brain recognizes the letters as a whole vs reading the word letter by letter to combine the sounds.

  • @christyzn7095

    @christyzn7095

    5 ай бұрын

    I was saying this out loud as I was listening to the podcast… my six-year-old knows many sight words, but he cannot actually read yet!

  • @michaelleinen1949
    @michaelleinen19495 ай бұрын

    I need you guys to know “lean-in” is how you pronounce my last name.

  • @sabrinal3809

    @sabrinal3809

    5 ай бұрын

    😊 cool!

  • @salthegamer4109
    @salthegamer41093 ай бұрын

    Can just ask is the Lord his codefendant?

  • @AHG1347
    @AHG13475 ай бұрын

    The Asian squat does not require great flexibility. It also takes stress off the back. I personally had done both leaing and the squat depending on the situation.

  • @angiesickler3405
    @angiesickler34053 ай бұрын

    Yeah but why did my mind automatically start playing the old hymn “Leaning, leaning, leaning on the everlasting arms.”? I mean…didn’t the Israelites eat at low tables while leaning on pillows? That’s a middle-eastern culture thing, too, right?

  • @dawnrodriguez5099
    @dawnrodriguez50995 ай бұрын

    No. McConaughey has always been a HUGE Longhorns fan. He’s always repped them. It’s just social media is bigger now.

  • @isaacsalazar11
    @isaacsalazar115 ай бұрын

    I want to be cremated and my ashes put in a board gamer timer. So I can still be part of our family Game Nights!!

  • @chadturner7653
    @chadturner76535 ай бұрын

    You know AROD was with Texas too

  • @REFORM3DBLVR
    @REFORM3DBLVR5 ай бұрын

    Should be hosé

  • @alliecastro05
    @alliecastro054 ай бұрын

    Sorry but you guys are wrong on the woman who can’t read lol. You guys are doing the exact opposite saying that you can read a Spanish novel but not comprehend. She understands English because she speaks it but she doesn’t know how to spell or form words on paper. She can match words visually just like you would match two of the same pictures to each other but that doesn’t mean she knows what that word is that she’s matching. Love you guys. Crack me up. 😅

  • @andianderson7483
    @andianderson74835 ай бұрын

    The Shawn Ryan podcast is awesome! Looking forward to your episode with him. Also- I think the left IS smart. And I think it’s ALL about influencing us (the consumers). Both sides think we are stupid and try to impose fear and/or distractions to get what they want. Again, most on both side are smart (corrupt). In my opinion: Taylor and Travis = fake. But it’s a brilliant plan. Kinda like an evil geniuses.

  • @heatherdominy6156
    @heatherdominy61565 ай бұрын

    Around here, you’re not *supposed* to bury horses on your farm. Dead stock would pick them up, but then they’re generally using them for dog food, I think (I have’t looked into it. And not commenting on why…). If your horse was special, where could you bury something that large? If you don’t own the farm, how do you send their body off & that’s it? Those are probably the reasons why the horse crematorium exists….

  • @vanessajanik4623
    @vanessajanik46235 ай бұрын

    The lady’s mom is not really reading. She visually matching letters/words. It’s word recognition. But she’s not actually putting sound to the letters to form words. She can’t see a random word & say the word. That means she can’t write English either. Which is why she has someone right the directions for her.

  • @cjh9696
    @cjh96965 ай бұрын

    Stainless steel covered in fingerprints. Ugh!

  • @NeilOlson100
    @NeilOlson1005 ай бұрын

    To the dude with the nasal strip, too much oxygen actually is dangerous for you. That’s hyperoxygenation….and that actually IS bad for you.

  • @peggyswalley2605
    @peggyswalley26055 ай бұрын

    I'm not sure I believe the NFL is fixed, but I am a little over the media circus surrounding Taylor & Travis. Ah well, maybe he can propose to her with Super Bowl ring. 😊 🤷

  • @vanessajanik4623
    @vanessajanik46235 ай бұрын

    Shooting the horse just kills them but what do you do w/the body if not cremation? I don’t think ya’ll understand the purpose of cremation. Are ppl burying their horses?

  • @Christopher_Lind
    @Christopher_Lind5 ай бұрын

    It’s always challenging when God approaches you with a unique opportunity to be your own boss with the promise of financial freedom and unlimited earning potential. You don’t want to turn Him down, but…

  • @iankristofer1
    @iankristofer15 ай бұрын

    You guys seriously don't hear from the Lord daily? Do you meet with him frequently in silence, to read the bible, pray etc??? Not audibly but to hear His still small voice to you?

  • @dawnrodriguez5099
    @dawnrodriguez50995 ай бұрын

    Taylor Swift. I used to like the chiefs so much!! I still like them, but can’t stand Kelsey

  • @carolineahrens1212
    @carolineahrens12125 ай бұрын

    As a Bills fan.... No ... just no

  • @lifelovinalaskagirl
    @lifelovinalaskagirl5 ай бұрын

    Hi John and team!!! This is cool, I’m reading your book and it’s hilarious! You guys should come to Alaska. 💪🏔️🌄 Super proud of your journey, stay your course ❤

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