Net Positive with John Crist
Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more right here. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive.
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I am a school administrator at a school for students with behavior problems. This spring at a parent, teacher conference that I was also participating in, one of our students grandparents reached into his wallet and threw down $80 on the table. It was a bit unconditional because we aren't supposed to accept gifts or tips. However the grandparents walked out of the room and left the money on the table after giving us countless thanks. We ended up spending it on fun items for that teachers classroom, but I could 💯 get behind our staff being tipped.
I've realised that celebrities are dumb 💀😐.
We need more cowbell!
Famous people??? I'm only familiar with like 2 people... but majority of them i have no idea 😂😂 but of course famous people.
I worried about John. Is he ok?
The tik tok joke was the best i've heard in a while. In the Trump voice. I couldn't stop laughing. 🤣
I might be a month late as I don't follow this channel, but church in VR is not fake, it's just online. There are some great online churches, where I've felt a sense of real community, having real friendships. Not fake friends! Also with the capacity thing. The more people you have in the room, the more there is lag and crashing issues. So the world creators and/or the platform set a limit on the number of people who can be present there. 😅
As an Aussie, this is embarrassing. You would think a person who competes in sport would understand patriotism. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie 🇦🇺
Did you see Snoop Dogg is hosting the Olympic Trials? We are keeping track of how many times he changes out his sunglasses between his scenes.
don't say 'barthalona' or john with continue to say 'badmitten' 🤦🏻♂️ a movie about an evil winter glove that attacks unsuspecting children on the bunny hill.
Any one here after Biden resigned?
I’ll give some of them a pass but not Don Cheadle
Sir, have a seat! Oh, I mean ma’am?
Yeah..this aged well..LMAO!!!
He's so picky but got a wifey
It’s not hard to park near a cart return. I do it every time without issue. Also, you can lock your doors while you walk it back to a return. She’s just lazy or didn’t put any thought into how she could do this safely.
Imagine it worked like this and you turn on the news and it’s still like it is out there. 🤦♂️
😮 they dygress
The praise and worship team at the church I used to play for changed it to “heaven meets earth like a beautiful kiss”
They’re all most likely unaware about what’s really happening. They don’t have to worry about anything, they’re all rich and could probably go buy their own island somewhere. Just because a bunch of “celebrities” said this doesn’t mean they weren’t paid to act. They’re all actors and actresses
Ewwww and cringe. Just lost sooooo must respect for them. Oh wait never had any. They play pretend and then think they know better than us in their gated communities with armed guards.
The trans wheelchair joke is a lot more christian friendly than the grandpa joke. I found out the hard way. Both funny but the latter is sexual in nature
My sister and I got our heads banged together if we had a fight drying the dishes.
Hopefully you will all move when President Trump is back!!! TRUMP4EVER!!
0.1 is minuscule. Whiny betas talking about things they've done a thousand times too. 0.1 BAC is a non issue for 6'2" 220 lb athlete, Ollie Gordon. "wAaAaAa. hE wAs dRiViNg aT BARELY OVeR tHe LiMiT." Such betas.
Freestyle IS where you can do whatever you want. That's why its called "Free Style" the stroke that everyone does during a Freestyle race is actually called the "Australian Crawl" and they do that stroke because its the fastest stroke.
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I'm an Aussie and I agree with Phelpsy here. As if you wouldnt cheer on your country mates when they are lining up to swim. Maybe chant some aussie aussie aussie or something when we walk up instead of complaining. Weak
This was done 7 years ago...
Ben Shapiro is such a jew it's unreal
Prevent skin cancer...just shower after you get inside.
Love Tyler ❤️ Saw him live and he was so good!
does a girl want chaos?
I LOVE the Cross Movement shirt!!
Mouth tape, with my sinus issues, I would drown. 😂
Love the pod!!!
That chick just sounds like a salty loser
He looked ready to get back in the pool.
JMM has said with that line he imagines Bugs Bunny kissing Elmer Fudd. Sloppy doesn’t mean the kiss is imprecise or lazy-“slop” doesn’t mean any of that, it just means messy (sloppy Joe’s?)-so any overly affectionate kiss that leaves behind some slobber could be called a sloppy wet kiss. I think the problem is people imagined it like a teens first kiss, but it’s supposed to be like a grandma kissing her grandkids. There is plenty of slop when Heaven meets earth: the death of Jesus, persecution, the sweat and tears of a heart changed, and, in JMM’s case, coming to God amidst the grief of living in a world marred by sin. If you have a problem with the word sloppy, then you’re using the wrong definition of the word or ignoring the world we live in. If you have a problem with the word kiss, you’re ignoring how much God loves you.
How do yall live in an island and we swim better than you?! 🤣🤣💀
As if celebrities were the deciding factor on your livelihood. This ad told Americans, they can’t think critically.
Ben Shapiro😅
He has a great head of naturally colored hair
They need to move to Canada 🇨🇦 like some of them promised. No more marvel movies for me.
Y’all dominate every sport, except the ones the rest of the world plays… 😂
You can basicallly see the smoke coming out of Phelp’s nose when he is watching that clip. What a goat. He does need to be on the deck, in all the red white and blue, with cowbells and a boombox blaring the national anthem.
Break dancing is in the olympic games now!
As an australian this why no one wants to join Australian army because we dont have the same pride as americans do
JP might be laughing his launghs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
trump Would CHEAT! he Cheats At Everything!!!