I am almost 49 years old and I haven't been to a physical therapist since 2019. This man has lived and will live thousands of experiences that I never even imagined existed. And I thank you for showing all your experiences

@moosemafia1659

3 ай бұрын

49 is young dawg. Maybe the native tribe in the jungle isn’t realistic but go for some of these for sure!

@charolettepatterson965

2 ай бұрын

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|TIMESTAMPS| 0:00 Trying the Lost Art of Chinese Earwax Extraction (THIS CAME OUT) 9:36 HARDCORE Chinese Street Massage Fixes My Broken Ankle 17:24 Master Chiropractor SATISFYINGLY Cracks My Broken Back 27:16 I Visited the World's Only Professional Back Scratcher 33:29 White Guy Overhears Massage Gossip, Replies in Flawless Mandarin 35:46 I Got My Dirty Scalp DEEP CLEANED 54:06 Hardcore Thai Massage Satisfyingly CRACKS My Broken Back 1:07:56 Trying FIRE CUPPING at China's Most Luxurious 5-Star Spa 1:17:03 Trying the Ancient Chinese Art of Fire Ear Candling (almost passed out) 1:23:26 Master Chinese Chiropractor Satisfyingly CRACKS Unsuspecting Foreigner 1:36:48 I Tried China's Most Painful Massage 1:53:45 Scientists Scan My Brain to See If I’m a Genius 2:07:56 I Got a Naked, Full-Body Korean Body Scrub 2:18:45 I Got a Russian Mouth Massage 2:28:34 I Was Sprayed with Boiling Ayahuasca Water by an Amazonian Shaman 2:38:54 American Gets Indian Facial 3:07:03 Kung Fu Master Cures My Liver With INSANE Foot Massage 3:23:23 My Back CRACKS Like Popcorn as She Walks On It :)

@LaRamenPas

2 ай бұрын

Ily bro

@Zaxk-tu6xe

2 ай бұрын

Up

@brickblock1302

Ай бұрын

Thanks!

A whole 3 1/2 hrs of Xiaoma’s O face 😮😝😂

@anthonywilliams9415

23 күн бұрын

😂

17:30 "I gotta lotta back issues" Yeah. Probably from the previous video! 😅

@47nodoubt

2 ай бұрын

that guy later got arrested in nyc for beating up random people.

There is no way you felt anything but awful after that street "massage" on your ankle 🤣He was just kicking your ass for fun. Even your wife was like "alright, thats a bit much" 😆

@DrivingMissLazy

3 ай бұрын

The street guy may have been the best. He was releasing tendons. Both feels bad and fixes the problem.

@TFKK93

3 ай бұрын

He said he felt better after so it worked

@coryvatcher7298

3 ай бұрын

A good massage hurts.

@VitaKet

3 ай бұрын

Tough medicine is good medicine.

@FuhqEwe

3 ай бұрын

@@jessepowellr4As a certified medical unprofessional I find your assessment dubious and debatable. Dr. Punchafoot seems fine.

My students and I love your videos. Many of my students are from Senegal and they want to hear you speak Fulani. Can you do an episode about learning Fulani?

@Romanss1219

2 ай бұрын

That would be fun

My dude needs to go get a crazy massage somewhere and don't let on that he speaks Chinese. Then when they do some big adjustment act like the massage was so mind blowing that it broke something loose and all the sudden he can speak and understand Chinese.

Dude! I could not stop laughing out loud when the street “masseuse” was beating on you!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That scratchers business is right on point. Who don't love some good scratches, smart lady :D

Anything to get the forbidden ear scratches must go so harddddd

@bsxboy

28 күн бұрын

I just hope the gurls disinfect their nails regularly

I've watched most of the video. And, more than once, I've asked myself. What the fuck am I watching? 🤣

I hope all these people get good treatment and relaxation too, they bring people comfort and relaxation to so many others

Yeah that Indian eargasm massage can never be topped 🎉

Exactly the video we needed! Amazing

second guy just beats the shit out of people until they say "Yeah! So amazing! I feel better now! Bye!"

Love your videos Xioma !! Never stop ❤

3 hours of Xioma!!! Let’s go🎉🎉🎉

@scrapkujo4818

5 күн бұрын

3 hours of ratio

Massage therapist here 😂 Phenomenal to witness this dude get wrecked with delight and pain . Made my night 😂😂

@RitzOriginal1

2 ай бұрын

Do people usually moan and groan this much when they get massages, or is Xiaoma an exception 🤣

@Greezy2000

2 ай бұрын

Painful massage is the best kind of massage

@benisrood

Ай бұрын

😂 so you guys really are "soft" sadists 😂

Whatever you do, dont watch this with your eyes closed 🤣

I hade goosebumps when you had your head massage during the cleaning lol... I really need to do it now.

@scrapkujo4818

5 күн бұрын

This is ur tenth comment get a life L+Ratio

Is there any feedback on any of the massages Xiaoma did? I'd be curious to know the status of before/after each of the massage he went through and what really helped him.

1:00:10 "Finish him" was kind an akward thing to say during a massage.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@teddychu1177

2 ай бұрын

There's a Tshirt with a very NSFW picture on it that says that :P

I laughed at the Shaman part. All along the video you see people go "yeah xyz medicine is better" with a bit of new-age impressions sprinkled in, then you have the 75 yo tribal figure that presumably never left the rain forest going "you just need antibiotics my guy".

@keishabe3045

Ай бұрын

😂

The chinese pressure point massage is top tier. He didn't try to hide that he was in pain.

“I’m going to beat you today” 😂

@clarismapanga1561

3 ай бұрын

😢

@INSTA.krash_out_b01z

Ай бұрын

😢

Am I about to rewatch these videos? Yes, I am lol

@scrapkujo4818

5 күн бұрын

Rewatch this ratio

loved the eargasm. :-)

Love this you should put what each one costs so we know what to expect and not feel taken advantage of bc we don't speak native tounge, but I want to try all of these

I am so jealous of your experiences. I would love the scratching lady. I didn’t know this was a thing, but I’m here for it. Too bad it’s across the country.

23:20 heard from neck specialist that the Y-strap could be dangerous 😅

Your nervous laughter cracks me up 😂

Inflexible man experiences ALL massage techniques. Very entertaining.

Great video 👍

15:40 the checkiada was hilarious and her stopping him asking him to go lighter was just as funny ahhahagahahaha

I am watching this now for 2 and a half ours but it feels like a half our. It is super interesting to watch

my favorite is the indian head massage. i watched it multiple times and showed it to everyone lol

This is the best thing ever, omg. I love your asmr videos, just wish you would do more 😅 maybe make a second channel just for asmr? I promise you, you'd blow up & make a good bit of money bc your niche is desperately wanted!! ❤

No one told you “gettin your ears cleaned” was a euphemism 😅. Great channel!

Rik Mayall would be proud of the expression Xiaoma has in his thumbnail.

@Matt.4877

3 ай бұрын

Medieval folk dance

@stephenmcnally8583

3 ай бұрын

Can I just say...that's a smashing blouse you have on

I just watched the whole thing.

1:47:02 Turned into the exorcist 😂

Why does cleaning your ear like that feel so good like even just with q-tips

The second massage was fun 😂 he had a good personality

Damn I want some of that scratcher girls action! That looks SO good, esp with that hot towel!?

My favorite massage is the one where he is groaning in pain and ecstasy while speaking a foreign language.

basically you spend all your energy trying to escape this pain and then you sleep extra tired :P

Bro the married life got to you. From 2nd clip to last clip 😂😂 but dope how many languages u know

Ari from Chile, Learn Mapuzungun... is the language of one of the largest indigenous peoples of the country.

That guy inflicting pain via pressure points does nothing beneficial, it's just pain.

Hard to think if this videos deserves a like or dislike 😂

I always wanted to try it for my back

Chiropractors freak me the hell out. I will never let one touch me

@anthonywilliams9415

23 күн бұрын

📠

I think Xiaoma is like me and laughs when he's nervous

Dude I could literally feel the goodness of all the massages through the screen

When are you going to do the China Town videos again?😊

i think the ear cleaner would pass out if she had to do mine being on a building site all day bet theres a small house in each one 😂😂

@TFKK93

3 ай бұрын

This vid made me look all over Arizona for a ear cleaner place

Legendary

haha man this vids great !!! keep 'em coming big dog!

Is this da massages that give happy ending 😂😂

@jorinator123

3 ай бұрын

sounds like it xd

@TFKK93

3 ай бұрын

Imagine he would be screaming instead of moaning 😂😂😂

xiaomaniac 🤪

Xiaoo 😃

You should do one with just trying food compilation

Chili happy ending the best.

Would be nice if you included the price some of these procedures cost, at the local level.

Lol king spa in pal Park is no joke

AND HERE IT FINALLY ISSSSS❤❤❤

The first i want to go 😢

This the hottest edit on KZread

That second dude got issues😂😂😂 I refuse to accept that anyone feels better after those massages lmao

The best massage that you can get is from the Philippines. Sometimes they are quack doctor or just a local manghihilot with abay(Kapre or other entity)

Man, this dude got so many facials. I'm jealous!

The juices 🤣😭✨

"if the massage was free in America, why did I come here?" HAH he knows the land he came to!

that chiropractor quack coiuld and almost did paralyze you.

Eastern medicine is super innovative

1:30:15 ... well what the heck else were they expecting? 😅

1:01:56 the way he giggles cried makes me laugh so hard

where's the uncensored version

Thumbnail: I was not aware that Xiaoma was a piece of taffy.

SANGKAL PUTUNG is mesage from indonesia

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Hello I am a college student in the U.S taking an international business course. My professor is having us do a project where we ask people from different countries two questions. 1.)what do you think is the most difficult challenge for U.S businesses that want to do business in your country? 2.) what advice or suggestions do you have for Americans that want to do business in your country? If you could help me out I’d greatly appreciate it!

I clean my husband’s ears all the time…. I need that black tool she uses

My goodness this was a ride

@alfredoaguirre4407

2 ай бұрын

😅😅😅

do these more

I wish i could have all of that too😅

Holy balls, that looks painful.

Bad that germans not got that many nice culture Massage styles very interessting video collection ty for sharing buddy greetings from berlin😊 a lot of pain and nice funny moments over 2hours gg😂❤

That bone crack sound effect 😂

Please add chapters 🙏

The spleen doesn't at all aid in food digestion.

@Damian-rl7bz

24 күн бұрын

Digestive Function The Spleens' main function is to help assist its yin-yang pair of the Stomach in digestion, and more specifically in the “transformation and transportation” of food. This is the process of absorbing nutrients from the foods we choose and separating the unusable, or waste matter.

No way there's a scratching business 😂😂😂 wow

Where is this ear wax removal place located?? I think I could use this

I literally live 3 blocks away from the first place

people who say that do not speak about actual pain, they talk about mild discomfort.. also water cleaning is much safer and more efficient and faster too.

Splish! Splash! Sploosh! 🌊🌊🌊🌊😂😂😂😂 2:13:50

07:25 man she looks so nice, those eyes ... 😲

30:35 im like uncomfortably watching homegirl edge this dude lmao

@anthonywilliams9415

23 күн бұрын

😂😂

At pressure point massage brought you to child birth level. Lol

Bro paid to get beat up! Twice! Wtf 😂😂😂

@anthonywilliams9415

23 күн бұрын

😂😂