XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 1 Episode 2 - Dirty lezza ostriches
The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 17th November 2001.
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Man moth.. Biggest legend on KZread??
@tylerpatbatemandurden5777
8 жыл бұрын
yeah
@gordonsloan4332
5 жыл бұрын
fact
@SunnyDays00
4 жыл бұрын
@@gordonsloan4332 does anyone listen to Russell Brand on 6 music with Karl? Steve and Ricky go on for interviews as well. On KZread
@highnoon7097
3 жыл бұрын
Biggest eyes
@UltraGinormous
3 жыл бұрын
He's secretly Ricky
Ricky- "no ones gonna complain about this" fast forward to future episode where they say this was their 1 upheld complaint.
@reddragon4482
Жыл бұрын
lmao
"What were you watching that for?" "Yeah, weirdo."
I love when Karl says Wayne King, gets me every time.
@ejayman
Жыл бұрын
I love Karl going “is it going to be like this ALL day?”
@BalotelliFan713
2 ай бұрын
My Korean manager's name in Wayne Kang. Still gets me
Anyone still falling asleep to these? It’s been 15 years.
@Imachickenlol
17 күн бұрын
22
@Consumer0001
15 күн бұрын
2024 gang
Don’t know how people don’t like Steve
@RationalAxis
4 жыл бұрын
They do though
@NxDoyle
4 жыл бұрын
I know. It's the dumb people who side with Karl because his occasional unusual view and inadvertent aphorisms make them feel less dumb.
@whyeumadbro
4 жыл бұрын
RationalAxis fucking who tho?
@Owen-wc1wr
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's just so arbitrary
@vxmarcusxv
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's when people act like you have to pick a side with either Ricky Steve or Karl... even though they are all mates (and still are, there's been no argument or falling out, just went down different creative paths). Personally I think all 3 perfectly compliment eachother and are geniuses in their own rights
This is one of the best episodes!!! Love the childish inuendos hahahaha
Man Moth's page is like some secret hidden pocket of KZread, away from the usual trolls, illiterates and reprobates that usually end up on comments.
@rooty
6 жыл бұрын
The Curmudgeon Unless you make any comments at all critical of how un-PC these shows are. They certainly get triggered and come out of the woodwork then lol
@Scallion_D
3 жыл бұрын
😍
@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere
Ай бұрын
he's like something you can buy in Forbidden Planet
@edmunddonnelly3881
15 күн бұрын
I'm all of those things, but still enjoy the channel.
These first shows are so childish and puerile I love them. I was 13 when they were broadcast and I can only imagine how much I'd have loved these at the time!
@ilikerice5208
4 жыл бұрын
I listened to them when I was about 14, and I loved them
@EpsteinKilla69
Жыл бұрын
Bruh I wish someone got me on these when I was like 15-18
i love these guys, they're the perfect trio
@jianblundell6038
10 ай бұрын
The Holy Trinity
This one is just magical - the birds knobs, comic relief bit. 'You're looking at each other ?!'
@dopegar
8 жыл бұрын
Ah so I made this comment two months ago and I'm back. So that's how long it takes me to listen to all the xfm series, podcasts, guide to's... jeez. Wonder what therapy I need
@CORNISHDUDE
8 жыл бұрын
its been another 2 months, where you at gary? lol mental hospital? ;)
@dopegar
8 жыл бұрын
+CORNISHDUDE on episode 4 of this season, I mean, amazing. I've realised these sort of keep the insanity away lol
@jeremyc9593
4 жыл бұрын
@@dopegar Lol. Exactly. These are therapy.
Moby Dick "The big horrible thing that used to swallow seamen" 8:45 XD
"It's in your eyes" is fucking gold. It's amazing knowing how Karl came about and seeing how quick he was sometimes. I know Ricky "used" him for years but ultimately it was an education in harnessing "talent" that no one else saw (even Karl) and getting the entertainment biz some brilliant naivety that people would love. Cheers to us and thank you Ricky and Karl!
Just reading up on the 'Lost Episodes', before the November 10th 2001 show, and there appears to be an episode where Karl forgets to turn the microphones on, which is funny enough, but Ricky actually references this episode at 0:08 ! Makes me want to listen to those Sep/Oct shows.
Just found out about Wayne King - and now I rarely leave the house.
@studkickass513
4 жыл бұрын
Heh....heh...haha.... hahahaha!!!! Bravo!
karl sure laughs a lot in the first few episodes
@DDoig1
7 жыл бұрын
Before the stress :)
@Yakushii
6 жыл бұрын
Before they break him.
@jiayojames
5 жыл бұрын
Yes before they break his spirit.
@conormurphy4328
5 жыл бұрын
Before he develops his character more.
@gordonsloan4332
5 жыл бұрын
they wrote in less laughter in later eps 😂
Just about to start what must be my 20th run through of these. I first found out about these on Ricky's website blog (before he Tweeted), and they've provided me with laughter, therapy and comfort ever since. They're almost like a time capsule now, which brings up memories of forgotten celebrities or events, or even things like the birth of Ebay. Long live RSK!
3:17 you can definitely hear Karl belt out laughing in the background 😂
@lilme7052
2 ай бұрын
But he was livid 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “what was he before? some snot in a jar!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We will never know what Karl was a bit livid about :(
@greggerhdjdjd7888
5 жыл бұрын
JiayoJames probably his boiler.
@oshjone
5 жыл бұрын
i know hahaha livid is such a strong word to use too lol he used it like 3 times
@mayhaps1
5 жыл бұрын
Builders most likely
@jonathanroberts6978
5 жыл бұрын
Tilers starting work at 7am.
@JSCwrd
4 жыл бұрын
@@greggerhdjdjd7888 OVEN.
Personally I'd make the quote for this episode "dirty lezza ostriches"
@ManMoth
8 жыл бұрын
+Caroline Ness Haha, that's a great idea! If it wasn't for Karl's robin idea making me chuckle so much, I'd change it to dirty lezza ostriches.
@ZPSBestProfileName
8 жыл бұрын
+Man Moth WE ALL KNOW WHO DAD OF ADAM F IS
@DeadManVlog
8 жыл бұрын
+Man Moth I always forget it's this episode that's the Robin/Swan/cock episode. I always assume it's something to do with Robin Ince, until now. Personally I'd call it 'I'd never give a Swan a knob!'
@DeadManVlog
8 жыл бұрын
Although the Lezza Ostriches suggestion is genius.
@petalprecious
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too I always think it's the one where Karl got tricked into having a drink with him.
"Karl, what's your opinion on Wayne King?" "I don't know his work." Lol.
33:30 The moment Ricky almost realises what the show will soon fully become!
ting tong bing bong it's tingin its way up the tube
@Jimbobiscuit
5 жыл бұрын
Not many people know this but Ting Tong Bing Bong is Ho Lee Fuk's sister in law
@capnhawkins
5 жыл бұрын
@@Jimbobiscuit And Ung An That is their Vietnamese friend
@VanDamnator65
4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget their cousins, Hammer and Tongs.
@ejayman
2 жыл бұрын
And their local restaurant owner Dux Tung
15:02 Steve threatening Pudsey always makes me laugh!
back round again. just a bit livid always makes me realise this is episode that they had a warning about.
9:55 "Look at Karl's FACE. Look at his FACE!" The way he says that always cracks me up
Thank you for uploading these! This is comedy gold!!
Thank you for these Man Moth, you are doing the lords work.
@kygodragon4782
4 ай бұрын
*Lords 🤦
He's done you again mate!!
8:00 Karl:"Oh come on ..." *music starts* Love his reaction ahah
Glad someone posted these vids. These guys help me get though the work day, everyday.
@kygodragon4782
4 ай бұрын
How about you just get on with your work when at work instead of having to have something else to focus on? It's called work for a reason, this should be in your own time. Focus, don't relax at work.
@lewisgoddard8888
Ай бұрын
@@kygodragon4782who hurt you
I love how every time they mess with Karl you just hear the music suddenly start bc he’s like “ok you’re done”😂
This is one of my 5 favourite episodes.
We all know whose dad Adam F is. No, we all know whose Adam F dad of. We all of know dads. Do we?
One of the funniest episodes
One of the better eps!
15:48 "'Aven't really done me." Lol! Karl is so concerned about making sure everybody knows he's not gay in these early seasons. He has to make sure he tells London "they didn't really get me there"! Hahahaha!
*Need a break from the 2020 madness? Welcome. You won't be disappointed 😆*
“Don’t worry, no one’s gonna complain” famous last words
Ah, Beautiful Ones by Suede in the background. One of my favorite songs of all time.
@rhyshooper661
2 жыл бұрын
Ricky was Suedes manager at one time.
Ricky "He's used the Yellow" "What's missing is the mugness"
"You`ve always said to me what do I look like and what do you expect me to do lie" He`s done you again Steve
@studkickass513
4 жыл бұрын
Freaking hilarious! But, as usual, Karl is a liar. He always just has a go at Steve for no fucking reason lol!
I love listening to their relationship slowly develop
@kygodragon4782
4 ай бұрын
You were close, you got the first letter correct, but it is not "develop", it is decline.
These first episodes are phenomenal
@kygodragon4782
4 ай бұрын
These ain't the first episodes fella, they are the second season. Please don't pretend you are a fan when you don't know simple things about XFM.
@bryskib9412
2 ай бұрын
@kygodragon4782 W ⚓
HE'S DONE YOU A-GAIN
Love steve hes the funniest one!!
is this the episode they got in trouble for? can't believe it's been 9 months since I did the rounds on these! I commented below and it doesn't seem that long
Ricky has started his own podcast again listened for 10 mins just doesn't work without Karl nd Steve
@aakashsunil7913
4 жыл бұрын
@j mula Come on mate. He is a part of the three piece puzzle. Nothing's the same without Steve's calm quips, Ricky's laugh and Karl being Karl.
The station got a warning for this episode from Ofcom.
@MrNottyNotty
7 жыл бұрын
didn't this show also win a bronze at the sony awards?
@igotthisphoneright
6 жыл бұрын
Cheers Jeff
Best episode
@jackamodo
6 жыл бұрын
k what about the episode where we learn about the horse?
@Shukulo
6 жыл бұрын
Dunno the bald tiger wins it for me
@q3znw6j88aywnwy
Жыл бұрын
@@jackamodo no
26:48 "Get. OFF. ME!" LMFAO KARL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you watch Gaylords last night!? 😂
@NatS3703
6 жыл бұрын
theouter banks oh Karl 😂
@WollongongWacko
5 жыл бұрын
...yes
@studkickass513
5 жыл бұрын
@@WollongongWacko oh ho ho! He's done you!!!!
@dannyboy_dannyboy8274
4 жыл бұрын
Gaylords say no is the gag. Saying just gaylords is a pointless joke.
@studkickass513
4 жыл бұрын
@@dannyboy_dannyboy8274 🤦... Were you... Were you listening to the show?
“If you could give a knob to any bird, what would it be? Call in!”
Leaving this here to see how long it takes to go around again
At the start “with karl who has turned our microphones on. Apparently a few weeks before this (unrecorded) Karl forgot to turn on the microphones for the show.
.i don't get why they were so worried about swearing but then straight after a song they were swearing as normal? Either way it's hilarious as always. Thank you so much for the uploads!!!!
@ManMoth
9 жыл бұрын
I know what you mean, it must just be for comic effect. They say a lot swear words I would have thought would have been too harsh for radio though, like the story about Steve's dad calling his mum a twat!
1 down, I'm amazed how short these episodes are this early on?!
and Karl and Steve NEVER fought again!
One day I’m gonna buy a lottery ticket and keep it in a yellow mug and win millions, and I’ll go public with my winnings just to credit this episode.
“A bit livid.” 😂
Hilarious how Karl tries to do a joke that's just been done.
3:14 Listen for a laugh from Karl that some might not have detected.
Call in with the bird you'd give a knob to.
@peteg1114
6 жыл бұрын
Robin wins hands-down; bravo Karl.
@studkickass513
4 жыл бұрын
Cate Blanchett
@DwightSchrutes
4 жыл бұрын
Scarlett Johansson
@jeremyc9593
4 жыл бұрын
I'd give them to the birds that can't fly. After all these years of feeling insecure, they could finally get their revenge.....and rape the other birds in the ass.
Does anyone know what came before these first few XFM episodes? It seems like they (meaning Ricky and Steve with Karl) already have an established rapport and they make several references to previous recordings. Like for example Ricky's famous film review definitely already existed before the "first" series. Asking because obviously it would be awesome to hear them starting this process together before they become totally comfortable messing with Karl.
@nub53
7 жыл бұрын
Katherine Parra the first few months of this season weren't salvaged by XFM
@TheBanMan
5 жыл бұрын
I for one would kill to hear Karl's take on 9/11
@Shifter22
4 жыл бұрын
I soooo wish I could hear their first actually work together!
@lesleyb13
2 жыл бұрын
There's tapes on KZread somewhere of really old (well older than this) of Ricky and Steve when they were first on xfm before they had Karl. They make reference to have been 'given Karl' when they came back. My thinking on timeline is them old r&s stuff was before they started to get a bit famous then they came back to xfm and met Karl. There was one old tape I heard where Ricky's on air talking to his mam, think he tricks her into swearing or something before revealing shes live on radio. If there still on here they're worth a listen. Quality is not as good as these but might help your curiosity.
This is before the show became all about Karl
@User-ge7ni
6 жыл бұрын
Kendo121 that's bad?
@karldilkington8802
5 жыл бұрын
@@User-ge7ni No he's just pointing it out.
@User-ge7ni
5 жыл бұрын
Mike Poop 1 year ago
@karldilkington8802
5 жыл бұрын
@@User-ge7ni Is that meant to be a response?
@User-ge7ni
5 жыл бұрын
Mike Poop I’ll eat a knob at night
Searched "lezza", this came up second, after a Russian video. Ricky would be so proud of me.
29:00 - best film review in history
"Just a robin." when I fell in love with karl 20 years ago.
This just reminds me of lunchtimes at school with my mates - it's even funnier because these are grown men talking about this utter shite.
12:47 The first "play a record."
We had a teacher called Miss Kerr at middle school. She was asked about her brother / Dad/ husband often.
Doing the lord's work you mate ❤ Shane KZread music say not available on the app
When the world's gone crazy and everyone seems to hate everyone... coming to these comments soothes the soul
@kygodragon4782
4 ай бұрын
I disagree. Your opinion ain't fact and therefore you should respect my opinion that you're wrong.
"Do ants sleep, Karl?"
19:23 Famous last words :p
"If I had to give a knob to any bird?" The one question Sir David Attenborough never got asked... I love how Karl seems to be the more mature one in the episode while the other 2 crack bad innuendos...
“Uglyyy! You’re uglyyy! I’m uglyyy! Uglyyy! A song which means nothing to me”
"no one's going to complain about this"
This episode convinced me if i have a son hes getting called wayne. In my case, Wayne keen.
32:30 the first official ‘Karl saying something that makes no sense’ moment
This could never ever be on prime time radio at 3pm on a Saturday afternoon nowadays they would be taken straight off the air and could even risk losing their job in a big front page Jeremy clarkson style controversial drama! And it would be misconstrued and the words will be twisted to make it homophobic and transphobic and sexist and racist and any other community who will get offended and make twitter explode
@mercurio1645
5 жыл бұрын
Wow, you are right and this is so sad. Where have those times disappeared to
@Scallion_D
3 жыл бұрын
Sad innit.
@kygodragon4782
4 ай бұрын
BLM
Search for ORV IL MERCEDES So you can understand who they are talking about in the Mercedes
“You’re a pervert.” Perfection. 12:50
Lol at Karl at the start.
3:17. KARL LAUGHING RECORD ALL MOMENTS
Listening to this and now thinking how decorated they are, im writing some comedy
bucket and spade haha
Doesn't it seem like there's a missing episode zero? This is listed as episode two, but Karl mentions a conflict with Steve over the past three weeks. And in the episode listed as number one, right off the bat Karl gets in a dig on Steve and Ricky says something like "Oh he's done you again!". So when did that first dig happen?
If Man Moth ever changes the title of this episode, it has to be "the complaint upheld by the radio authority".
Stephen is hilarious
only Karl could come on a chat show, and be to grumpy to speak and still pull it off perfectly haha
Just adding a comment to support the channel. The cock jokes are still as funny now as they were age 12 back in 2002 - golden age of British comedy.
"We all of know dads. Do we?"
Do you like Wayne King?
@kevinflemming5928
7 жыл бұрын
I like Wayne King the Pianist.
@studkickass513
5 жыл бұрын
@@kevinflemming5928 are you a fan of Wayne King at home?
@kevinflemming5928
5 жыл бұрын
I like Wayne King any time. On the bus, in the pub, walking down the street as I head into town.
@studkickass513
4 жыл бұрын
@@kevinflemming5928 I like Wayne King sitting in a circle with all my bros
@shankieinthefridge
3 жыл бұрын
@@studkickass513 I agree, I love coming together to Wayne King
6:15 XD
I'd never give a swan a knob.
"If I had to give a nob to any bird"
Kinda weird how in this episode Ricky and Steve, especially Steve, seem to be so unimpressed with David Bowie
@studkickass513
4 жыл бұрын
I have listened to every single show and podcast probably 15 to 20 times, and now I'm just starting my second round of COVID-19 re-listening. And I JUST noticed that for the first time. What you said about them seeming unimpressed with Bowie. It's interesting.
@captainobvious7287
3 ай бұрын
Maybe they only started liking him after they became friends with him
they seem to reference a couple episdoes prior to thes shows - anyonne know where those episodes are or where to listen?
@reggie5495
6 ай бұрын
Probably lost or never recorded. In the "first" episode he mentions the show has been running a few weeks at least so some are missing.
@kygodragon4782
4 ай бұрын
I have them, £800 per episode or three for 2k Let me know