XFM The Ricky Gervais Xmas Show Series 2 Episode 18 - A Diddy Man Prostitute
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The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 21st December 2002.
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Eminem: Lose Yourself
Pretenders: 2000 Miles
Badly Drawn Boy: Donna and Blitzen
Athlete: You Got the Style
Goldrush: I Let You Down
Teenage Fanclub: Christmas Eve
Supergrass: "Seen the Light"
The Pogues feat. Kirsty McCall: Fairytale of New York
Feeder: Just The Way I'm Feeling
Mark Eitzel: Snowbird
John Lennon: Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
Joni Mitchell: River
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@kevinflemming5928
2 жыл бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes.
@L-Jamieson
2 жыл бұрын
Why are you so awesome?
@thecw3749
2 жыл бұрын
These shows get me through my workday. Thank you so much for your time and effort. You're seriously awesome
@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere
9 ай бұрын
Man woman moth. Woman moth tv
karl’s paper round age ranges from 11-15 depending on the week they asked him
“… oh and have a good Christmas” One of the great Karl moments
I occasionally get caught off guard and marvel at how much time has passed since these shows were first recorded… but Steve having to spell eBay turns this episode into a time capsule
@NyalBurns
Ай бұрын
He keeps calling the internet ‘the web’. So old fashioned haha.
"Oh, and have a good Christmas". Brilliant.
@williamsmith666
3 жыл бұрын
"What group is Banana Drama?? WHAT -- GROUP -- IS BANANA DRAMA???"
@mickhyland9119
3 жыл бұрын
@@williamsmith666 m9tm9vmyvvtv9vvvvnmttvvvvvvvmvvvmnmtbbmmmtmddcbdmm98tòòonmnn nn k ph hhhjkķjjjjjjjjjjjjbj
Steve’s line about “You don’t need to buy a passport. Isn’t that your god given right as an Englishman?” is a nice little prelude to him not being allowed to travel to the States about a year after this because his passport had expired.
@randallwindle1004
2 жыл бұрын
We’ve been listening to these for too long. Are we allowed socks yet
@TheMayDog
Жыл бұрын
@@randallwindle1004 We need to wait for Grandpa to die first
@rise_of_the_footsoldier
Жыл бұрын
Wonder if dickers listens back to them
@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere
9 ай бұрын
finally someone in the comments section has written "prelude" rather than "foreshadowing". Everyone on KZread is obsessed with that word. Am sick of it, it's a load of boswellox
@rashhuman
5 ай бұрын
Ricky even says “10 years!”
The silence after Karl asks “do you know Porthmadog?” is radio gold.
Later on in the podcasts, Steve said his grandad passed away. I thought "but ron's going to be nice and warm this Christmas "
@WollongongWacko
6 жыл бұрын
Pudding Brain 😂😂😂
'Smashing pumpkins,mum' hilarious.
@ejayman
3 жыл бұрын
Lovely plums
59:40 - "Foreigner...For Rainer." "I dunno what you mean." "Claire, Claire Rainer she took advice...she gave people advice...so that's Foreignaaar...Foor Raainner" "I ca...That is shit." I love how blunt Ricky says that's its hilarious it's like he's given up all faith in Karl xD
@GooglyEyedJoe
8 жыл бұрын
And at 1:00:08 that bits great.
@loopular1
8 жыл бұрын
Do you mean 'smashing pumpkins"?
@cartmanofsp
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks very much, nice bollocks!
@Christophee1987
7 жыл бұрын
I love the way Karl laughs when Ricky says it's shit, like even he realises it for once.
@cartmanofsp
7 жыл бұрын
Christophee1987 i think karl was laughing at how blunt he was as well
i listen to these episodes every night, and they always help me when i'm feeling anxious. so pleased other people enjoy them as much as I do. as dramatic as it sounds I feel like they've got me through some awful times. they seem to get funnier with every listen. cheers man moth for uploading them!
@WollongongWacko
6 жыл бұрын
Anastasia Tasou Well said.
@howie3774
6 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge fan of your art and your store. I do the same and it's surreal to find you here
@ejayman
3 жыл бұрын
100%. These have been a part of my life for a over a decade now and always give me a sense of familiarity and comfort, even though Ricky is frequently unpleasant to the ears!
@ariellarto6364
2 жыл бұрын
I agree wholeheartedly, I have come back after having the pleasure of sharing this with new friends. Literally my comfort podcast when life is too much
@JoshLuck95
Жыл бұрын
I agree
Every few months I forget how funny these things are until I come back
I love Ricky's Manchester accent. "Or-ee, what I were lookin' for Karl. Ay, bloody hell Karl, you little bald twat; that just what 'ar' wanted." "Ooh Karl, excellent, you paid me milk bill for this week! That were reek' nice!" Excellent.
@YourOwnDa
7 жыл бұрын
C.J Lightfoot reet nice*
@RodOfRassilon
7 жыл бұрын
your dad Thanks Dad.
@samuelheadley2454
7 жыл бұрын
youre handsome
@pezushka
6 жыл бұрын
Bit more Yorkshire I reckon
@craigchristian1277
5 жыл бұрын
Samuel Headley you’re muscly
Am I the only one who wonders what Dickers is up to these days?
@WollongongWacko
8 жыл бұрын
he has a twitter account
@jessemiles2426
8 жыл бұрын
and Johnny Mango and Paul "The Party Animal" Parker
@xFoozle
8 жыл бұрын
he wrote a book called uncle wizard or something
@MonkeyMelissa3
7 жыл бұрын
+WollongongWacko what's his @
@WollongongWacko
7 жыл бұрын
Melissa mobile.twitter.com/therealranders
“Laughing at it and stamping on it!” (Laughing raucously) “alright” (sadly) LMAO
@omikronweapon
4 жыл бұрын
with a load of spit on it.!
@Owen-wc1wr
Жыл бұрын
One of my favourite bits
"I love the fact you got an expert in and you insinuated she'd be having sex with Noah." The best part of that interview.
@JoeRivermanSongwriter
3 жыл бұрын
He's a good looking fella.
@wrgaming9286
3 жыл бұрын
@@JoeRivermanSongwriter so you're happy haha 😂
@joeberryman3563
2 жыл бұрын
While all the jellyfish watch.
@tomoliver4632
Жыл бұрын
I don't why he stopped there and didn't go into positions or something
"Oh, and have a good Christmas."
Happy 20th anniversary to this episode, and happy holidays to all you sockless XFM listeners! :)
@borismuller86
10 ай бұрын
Saucer drinkers represent!
@AA-hg5fk
10 ай бұрын
What do you mean 'happy holidays'? We don't say that here in Britain! Americans, they do me 'ed in.
@chandlerdoodles
9 ай бұрын
@@AA-hg5fk oo, you're hard.
Whoever taped these deserves a medal
@AA-hg5fk
10 ай бұрын
Karl was probably responsible for recording it initially.
You've paid me milk bill for this week. That were reet nice!
@theouter_banks7260
7 жыл бұрын
Poop .Stink "Eeeeee, bluudy 'ell Karl..."
@GalacticAstroparticles
5 жыл бұрын
I dont know why but thats one of the random phrases of this show thats stuck in my head for so long... Rodney you biiilsh!
@johnhill2176
5 жыл бұрын
Ya little bald twat...that's just what I wanted
@markjackson6151
5 жыл бұрын
@@GalacticAstroparticles yeah same! that and "arrrr, the boat be mine now"
@BIGBADmouse1
5 жыл бұрын
Chris Ricky’s Manchester accent almost always sounds more like a Yorkshire accent
Well its the first of December as I write this sentence. Time to listen to the Christmas epsiodes as I have done every December 1st the last few years. Feliz Navidad everyone
5:26 ricky: it always starts with "right, so then..." karl: "so..."
Steve's not knowing about having to pay for a passport would come back to haunt him in a couple of months time. If he'd listened to Ricky's "10 years" quip, that embarrassing episode might not have happened!
@markjackson6151
4 жыл бұрын
Excellent observation
@Owen-wc1wr
3 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite Easter eggs in these shows
@Scallion_D
3 жыл бұрын
I'm staggered how someone can get to his age at the time and not know that lol.
@Livikyu
2 жыл бұрын
@@Scallion_D I stayed on my mums passport until it was absolutely necessary for me to get my own, maybe he just always went on holiday with his parents and then never went abroad when he moved out lol
@thepontiacbandit7874
Жыл бұрын
@@Scallion_D ‘When will i know all these things?’
love Ricky's manc accent.
@bigman25plus25
6 жыл бұрын
generic northern lol
"What do you mean, Banana Drama? Wha- No, wait, wait, wait. What group is Banana Drama?! WHAT GROUP is Banana Drama?!"
@akay0000
5 жыл бұрын
Sort of cryptic and that ...
@Maxbev14
5 жыл бұрын
You're a fool. You're a... Twat.
@Scallion_D
3 жыл бұрын
So good. Iconic XFM moment!
@greglynch391
Жыл бұрын
@@akay0000 Ah, that’s not CRYPTIIIIIIIICCCCCCCC - that’s SHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT
A surprising amount of laughter from Karl in this one! Always nice to hear if also a bit jarring!
''Oh and have a good Christmas''
2:12 Ricky's northern impression is so bad but so good
41:33 "I love the fact that you got an expert and you suggested that she's gonna be having sex with Noah." I burst
@riggenbachi
7 жыл бұрын
I know! SO embarassing, and hilarious.
@CharlieSpencers
5 жыл бұрын
E-Bman Me too. One of the funniest things I’ve heard on this show.
@capnhawkins
5 жыл бұрын
@Matt Voyer "yeah..."
@MrHarryboyy
5 жыл бұрын
James Humphrey ppppppppppp
@MrHarryboyy
5 жыл бұрын
James Humphrey ppppppppppppp
Imagine Karl cast as Ebeneezer Scrooge, with Ricky as the ghost of Christmas Present, shrieking with laughter and squeezing his head. It would brilliant.
These shows were so rich with material, thank you Man Moth!
"And he got me this, isn't this SHIT?!" lmao
Wow Ricky genuinely feels bad for Karl when his mom didn’t like his Christmas gift.
@AA-hg5fk
10 ай бұрын
*mam
6:15 Teletext?! 😳 It just sounds so antiquated now. I sometimes forget how old these broadcasts are. I thought that disappeared in the early 90s. 🤷🏻♀️
"and all of them spitting on the Victoria Plum and stamping on it and taking poloroids of them laughing at it saying it's bloody awful" "..alright.." XD I love it when one of them actually gets hurt a little bit and goes "..alright" or "..yeah"
...oh and merry christmas!
That were reet nice
They really need to make a cartoon show of Karls childhood
@ferise1
8 жыл бұрын
+isaveu theres so much more they can get out of Karl too, there'd be plenty of material. He doesnt evolve, or change :)))
I vaguely remember those Victoria Plum dolls. Always wanted one. But just Googled it. Jesus.
I love how Steve consistently hears things exit Karl's mouth that are so outlandish he's convinced he's missed a vitsl part of information. It happens nearly every other epsiode 😄
Underrated episode this
My heart broke a little hearing Karl’s Christmas train & Victoria Plum stories.
@BillHartLankykats
10 ай бұрын
😂
59:49 "That is shit." 😂 How did they get away with this on radio??
@SundayCovers69
8 жыл бұрын
I've noticed the word shit has been let go quite a lot on radio, different to tv..
@willsuttie3683
8 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to complain, and the complaint meeds to be upheld. The show didn't get many live listeners, and XFM listeners wouldn't likely care enough that someone said 'shit' to go about writing letters.
@33hegemon
7 жыл бұрын
+Will Suttie Didn't get many listeners,? It had loads, at least 300 regular listeners.
@christmasdonkey86
5 жыл бұрын
I always wondered how they got away with it!? I love it. I love how little of a shit Ricky gave. Will needs to chill out ☝🏼
@guitargit976
3 жыл бұрын
He calls Karl a twat on a regular basis, like most things they wouldnt get away with it now.
"she likes gnomes, fairies, indians"
2:12 I love Ricky's "northerner" impression
Ricky going ‘that is SHIT’ to the cryptic clue foreigner and Karl laughing is my favourite part of the series. And then instantly followed up by Steve’s smashing pumkins
"I don't know why you stopped there and didn't go into positions."
Multi-gym facilities!
Ricky’s impression of Susan’s dad is fucking brilliant.
i remember watching 'It'll be alright on the night' on the telly as a kid back in the 90s with my great grandmother who was born in 1910.
@c.j.griffin
7 ай бұрын
Sounds like a wild night.
Jellyfish ON the ark? Didn't anybody else see the flaw in this.
A shame they only made 200 or so hours of this.
Every time Steve goes "oh yeah" when Karls talkin, immediately he gets a big head and goes "uhhhhhhhm", really takes his time, completely unaware that they're feigning interest.
59:48 makes me laugh so much, "that is SHIT".
3:21 Best noise made by Steve ever
"What are you? You're not anything." Always tickles me that line.
2:05 Don't mind me ,I'm just saving my favourite moments from each episode for my next round trip 👍
@borismuller86
10 ай бұрын
Love Ricky’s little accents
still waiting for "do we need 'em" to make it to tv...
@stoox006
8 жыл бұрын
+Jesus I'm still waiting for the hot debut of "Big Mother" - You call in, if your mum's heavy you win a CD.
@odw_99
8 жыл бұрын
In one of the episodes, Karl talked about making a reality show out of making famous people homeless for a week, they've made that and put it on the BBC…genius!
@ishaq9259
6 жыл бұрын
Jesus I bet you remember this comment and now your having nostalgia yw
"eeeeye, what I were lookin for"
I love the Victoria plumb domino effect at 11:33
@omikronweapon
4 жыл бұрын
"..alright.."
“He’s a good looking bloke. So.. You’re happy”
Karl has said he's done the paper round at ages 15, 14, 13, 12, and 11. So, yeah. I'd like to actually know. Seems like a good first gig.
@Scallion_D
3 жыл бұрын
His detail for his memories is awful!
@lilme7052
2 жыл бұрын
It used to be law you couldn't do a paper round til you were 13. What I find weird but actually not that surprising is he did his paper round at aged 14 say then watched Pink panther.
@greglynch391
Жыл бұрын
Best job in the world
@AA-hg5fk
10 ай бұрын
@@lilme7052it still is the law in the UK. However, that doesn't mean it wasn't flouted in Manchester in the early 80s
@lilme7052
10 ай бұрын
@AA-hg5fk Possibly but I'm sure he said it was when he was 14 otherwise why would I think it was weird?
"I caa...that is shit" Rare Karl laugh at 59:52
@feelthejoy
8 жыл бұрын
Also at a little bit after 25 min
@MrElephantBeach
7 жыл бұрын
ou7ofspace He laughs quite a bit. He laughed when he said "the bug head one" as well. He's just not a loud laugher (nobody is compared to Ricky) and it isn't as noticeable when he isn't talking at the same time.
foreshadowing of Steve's confusion about where passports come from :0
@feelthejoy
8 жыл бұрын
Plus £30 is cheap - I think they now cost at least $80 US
@fivelifelessons
8 жыл бұрын
3 months after this show he can't get on his flight to America because his passport is expired. No idea, das lankenpissenstreak
@emilyj9497
8 жыл бұрын
+Joy Woffindin I just renewed and it's $110 now...crazy expensive! 💸💸
I love steve affecting a limp because he's afraid of looking lazy to perfect strangers. Hahaha
@TheHewhodareswins
8 жыл бұрын
+Nu Eee Theres actually a scene from peep show which has that in about just going to the fist floor in a lift and affecting a limp
@emilyj9497
8 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of the IT Crowd episode when Roy uses the disabled toilet. He gets caught, ends up claiming he is "leg disabled," and finishes the night rolling around in a wheelchair! So funny!
@LyingSecret
7 жыл бұрын
I remember Roy at the end going onto a disabled minibus and the camp guy (complete with large moustache), being played by Ash Atalla (the guy who worked on stuff with Ricky and Steve, appeared on Ricky's politics show etc.), so it may well stem from the same source.
@emilyj9497
7 жыл бұрын
LyingSecret Oh really!? I didn't realise it was Ash! I'd like to think you're right and they borrowed ideas from each other! Either way, I better go watch all the episodes of IT Crowd again to make sure I haven't missed anything else!
@LyingSecret
7 жыл бұрын
Emily J Haha well as long as my largely pointless knowledge brings joy to someone :P Yeah just I recognised him because I'd watched the Politics standup DVD a number of times before I saw that episode, that and the brilliant awards thing where Ricky said something like "Ash wants people to know that he's up here because he's a writer on the programme, he's not won a competition" :D
Ricky's impression of Karl's dad always gets me 😂
Loving these thanks to whoever is uploading viva pilkington
"smashing pumpkins" haha
Karl: Me mams into gnomes and stuff Steve: She’s pleased with you then hahaha
I fucking love when Steve does his satire bit
Karl makes me happy every time I hear him talk.
First click like, then listen
arguing in the supermarket in the fruit and veg section, that was "Bananadrama" 😁 classic Pilkington
2:17 - my highlight of this episode
by far the best episode!
"You all right? Do you wanna know where to go?"
Ricky's laughing in this episode is the best
one of my own rockbusters "what you say to make someone look somewhere" = See There..........Seether
@MerelMystery
8 жыл бұрын
hahah thats quite a good one
@guitarist420327
8 жыл бұрын
MerelMystery thank you very much
@roxxyfoxify
8 жыл бұрын
Here's one that I made: Watch out for Merchant, he likes to take things that aren't his. S N. Stevie Nicks. Steve, he nicks.
@33hegemon
7 жыл бұрын
+Jake Denney You and your brother are sitting in your female parent's car. MS. Mumford and Sons (Mum's Ford and Sons) ,haha
@samwaterson4568
7 жыл бұрын
(Karl voice) A book you would have while your on the toilet? whats going on there? LR.... Lou Reed (Loo Read)
Ricky's nervous laugh of anticipation right before Karl launches into the Victoria Plum story is perfect.
The Parkinson music fucking slays me everytime
This episode's such a classic 😂
Every time i go into a disabled toilet i think of karls multi gym facilities comment 😂
Possibly my favourite Rockbusters.
@a_b897
4 жыл бұрын
After several years of listening through the show I think I agree with this!
5:27 Ricky: "He always starts off with "Right, so then..." Karl: "So..." Ricky: *cackle*
“Special powers of adhesion” 😂😂😂
@WollongongWacko
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
Love the channel name. Man Moth daayyuum
Five different times they've talked about animals with no heads lmao
@liambennion9627
Жыл бұрын
Side on.
"Oooooh, Dickers!" is the best Gervais quote.
i love that Ricky and Steve were so confused by the cat story that they didn't even make fun of it at first
just out of sheer luck i decided to put this episode on a week before christmas
“Yeah but...do we need turtles?” Ohh my godd hahaha
yeah but, do we need turtles
@feelthejoy
8 жыл бұрын
" Noah's quite good looking, so you're 'appy." HA
Jellyfish are so many now they're a problem prophet Carl
It still amazes me that Karl, Suzanne and her parents were able to get a taxi to the pub for £3.
@AA-hg5fk
2 жыл бұрын
This was about 18 years ago.
@mattias969
Жыл бұрын
It amazes me that they even get through the door
@jacksoncuzzort8880
Жыл бұрын
Late reply. The cab was 6 bucks and change leaving Karl with 3 and change which he gave as a tip, hence trying to reassure Suzanne's dad that he had spent a "tenner" on him :)
"no, do the bug ed one" then Karl laughs. Even he knew how stupid their conversations and features are.
She likes gnomes, she likes fairies, she likes.... Indians!
XFM 2-18 0:00 (missing) 3:36 The Pretenders - 2000 Miles 7:31 Badly Drawn Boy - Donna and Blitzen 12:38 Goldrush - Let You Down 19:04 Teenage Fanclub - Christmas Eve 25:03 ??? - ??? 29:02 ??? - ??? 34:06 The Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale of New York 43:10 Feeder - Just the Way I'm Feeling 50:52 Mark Eitzel - Snowbird 58:30 John Lennon - Happy Xmas (War is Over) 61:20 Joni Mitchell - River
@omikronweapon
8 жыл бұрын
Two tracks are just a second, unfortunately a second I'm not familiar with. If I were to guess at the missing song at the start I'd go for Eminem - My Name Is. "Slagging off his mum, a little bit of cussing" First song that popped in my head, it's not exactly science, but what can I say, I'm a simple man :P
@jimmystooge
8 жыл бұрын
+OmikronWeapon I think it's 'Lose Yourself' by Eminem.
@taanatheonetaana
8 жыл бұрын
+OmikronWeapon Pretty sure that was Athlete before Goldrush,
@joshualyons2854
Жыл бұрын
25:03 I think is manic street preachers - if you tolerate this then your children will be next. Not 100%
"Is this like Blue Peter?"
Jellyfish, do we need 'em? : You've got to be Karlful not to end up with an Arkfull
Find another present that is still working
@WollongongWacko
8 жыл бұрын
moochn' about