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@SniperJoe64

5 жыл бұрын

I’ll do it for you Jonnie!!

@YXProductionsLLC

5 жыл бұрын

Not as great as your production value

@kitkatman1016

5 жыл бұрын

I just want to say that there has never been a jontron video that I did’nt absolutely love, love you all making thees vids

@mcblaggart8565

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you Jon, for raising awareness of the dangers of Wrench-Head. Together we can make President Orange-Man-Bad acknowledge this crisis.

@tonightsbigloser9975

5 жыл бұрын

Can you shout out owenzer games?

“Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good” “Calm down kid it’s just the heat syncopy

@bobbytonson5890

3 жыл бұрын

Thanos actually just gave half the universe heat syncope when he did the snap.

@callmeanon307

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbytonson5890 *Oh I dont feel well*

@hithere4350

3 жыл бұрын

“

@Axl_Art_22

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@foxeon6496

3 жыл бұрын

A

"Come on Harry, why are there three dead bodies in the walk-in freezer? This is a major violation and a repeat from last time"

@ngh9025

4 жыл бұрын

"Repeat from last time" I dont like the sound of that.

@loganhoyt4432

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t like the sound of that either

@maxwithani6179

4 жыл бұрын

Ok, that wouldn't surprise me

@tj8132

4 жыл бұрын

Damn it! Harry took the watermelon!

@tj8132

4 жыл бұрын

And to top that off we found 3 barrels of oil and 5 bottles of rattlesnake poison AND a skeleton in the chemical closet

For those who are actually curious: "Syncope" is just a fancy word for "fainting" "The danger zone" is the range of temperatures that allows bacteria to cultivate in food

@digstrememcdingus1463

7 ай бұрын

Yeah it's 8-60 degrees Celcius

@ryanspalding6524

6 ай бұрын

​@@digstrememcdingus1463🇺🇲📏📐📏📐📏📐📏📏📐📐 what's that to f°

@jebbryant6522

4 ай бұрын

​@@digstrememcdingus1463ah a man of culture

@reapervirus71

2 ай бұрын

It's when it's so hot you feel sick

@commentextary

2 ай бұрын

@@jebbryant6522 Literally, in fact!

Can we appreciate how hard Harry committed to his con to get a watermelon? Most people would just shoplift one or get in and get out. My man Harry decided to really screw that place over with health violations and actually work washing dishes before getting out with the score.

@sirlothric6357

Жыл бұрын

It's the commitment to the craft

@matthewsimon6170

Жыл бұрын

He does it so he can blend in for another heist later. The more he shows up after they forget the theft, the easier the heist.

@tarakinwu1246

Жыл бұрын

@@matthewsimon6170 it’s the tf2 spy’s ex-vet half-brother

@Ty-nk4vk

Жыл бұрын

I was already dying from laughter, and now I see this??? HELP

@alchemicmercury

Жыл бұрын

"HARRY YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER THE LETTUCE"

Harry not working there and getting away with a watermelon is honestly the best plot twist in a movie this year.

@1WEareBUFO1

4 жыл бұрын

there was a man who took fares to park in a lot where no one was supposed to actually work. they estimated he made like 2 + million dollars and had done it for years.

@HeyDonutJudge

4 жыл бұрын

And he got away with it

@JamesWilliams-ns5lj

4 жыл бұрын

I heard it was nominated for an oscar

@Tyler171819

4 жыл бұрын

Impersonating a cook and purposely making the restaurant fail it’s health inspection just to steal a watermelon? Chaotic Neutral level 💯

@DonnaCPunk

4 жыл бұрын

EXPECTATIONS: SUBVERTED.

"The fatal half inch" is what they called me back in college

@BlueBeepOFFICIAL

2 жыл бұрын

Why, was it because it was half an inch or 6 and a half inches? Cuz that could go both ways tbh

@eereree

2 жыл бұрын

….are you ok? :/

@Zack29810

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlueBeepOFFICIAL half an inch. that’s literally the joke.

@reesewilliamson3346

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlueBeepOFFICIAL 6-1/2 is small asf let's be real here, regardless, my use of 1/2" is told through stories around the world

@Zack29810

2 жыл бұрын

@@reesewilliamson3346 6.5 isn’t bad at all. 4-5 inches is average.

I love that the women being rude to each other has nothing to do with the safety part of the video

@AGJ117

10 ай бұрын

I'm more invested in a sequel where woman 2 gets revenge on woman 1 and the feud continues.

@screwthedragon999

9 ай бұрын

It showed the danger of violent rivalry

@Dovah_Slayer

7 ай бұрын

This is just how women interact duh

@brkh96

5 ай бұрын

​@@Dovah_Slayer your comment wasn't sexist at all or anything /s

@generalgrievous-

5 ай бұрын

Oh it does, it was a setup.

I think that the reason these safety videos are so paranoid about everything is so that an employee can't do something braindead and then sue the company because "They never warned me!"

@ZashuCrash

Жыл бұрын

I mean, Jon's confusion with most of it kinda proves that point.

@alexjeremiah8915

Жыл бұрын

A lot of this is required by OSHA. I work in a factory and have to watch some of this crap.

@chdest4550

Жыл бұрын

@@alexjeremiah8915 Are any of your coworkers braindead enough to actually need it?

@DrDolan2000

Жыл бұрын

Makes sense. Last thing a corporation wants - or anyone for that matter - is a lawsuit

@Tom-jy6mc

4 ай бұрын

"I broke my leg acting like a bumbling brainless idiot on top of a 15 foot ladder! Sue the company!"

“Things that a five year old should know by age four.” *Touches a boiling pot of water* *Inhales a handful of pepper*

@TangySauce

4 жыл бұрын

Under rated

@masonhills3545

4 жыл бұрын

I did both of those things in the past month. I'm 14.

@caesarleaderofthelegion612

4 жыл бұрын

MegavidÆos it’s for entertainment

@megavidaeos

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Mich Thanks, I’m well aware.

@_And_y_

4 жыл бұрын

*pot of water

“This guy died from heat syncope, this guy died from the fatal half-inch. Which one of them’s is deader?”

@yeexcelenteyeexcelente9781

4 жыл бұрын

WHO'S MORE DEAD?

@dawsondebell1603

4 жыл бұрын

What happened to that video? *edit The one where he reviews worker deaths in other countries?

@DrCranberry

4 жыл бұрын

dis da deadest nigga i evah seen

@f-22raptorxddzs

4 жыл бұрын

@@DrCranberry shut yo lifeline sounding ass up

@big_tymerro

4 жыл бұрын

ѕpιder cloaĸ he is literally quoting JonTron my guy

I just got out of high school and am training to be an electrician. They still do have these goofy over the top videos but now they show LITERAL LIVELEAK FOOTAGE of people getting fucking slaughtered by heavy machinery. Some of the stuff that happens is crazy. A man got crushed under a 2,000 pound bottle press, a 62 year old woman performing maintenance in a 35-foot long pressure cooker was trapped inside and was cooked alive at 270°F. This stuff is scary as shit.

@bom6330

Жыл бұрын

Angle Grinder related injuries are real gnarly too. Sounds like you were watching a "lock out/tag out" video for the ones you're talking about.

@iMAOusuc

Жыл бұрын

@@bom6330 Yup! That's exactly what it was!

@DiceNat21

Жыл бұрын

@@iMAOusuc yooo, I just finished trade school for electrical lol, currently looking for an industrial motor controls type job myself, good luck to you in your ventures

@iMAOusuc

Жыл бұрын

@@DiceNat21 Thanks man, I appreciate it.

@CODA96

Жыл бұрын

@@iMAOusuc There are tons of workplace gory videos out there. I find them to be especially hard to watch, since it can basically happen any day if you work near big machinery and moving big objects with lifts etc.

You know after rewatching this video half a dozen times i've started to think Harry was a plant by the "regular city health inspector" to shut that business down.

@dr.altoclef9255

Жыл бұрын

Yeah maybe they’ve been getting away with violations for years. Not enough to really be busted but just enough to be dangerous.

@thelocalcrusader9522

Жыл бұрын

did say that he was there since the last inspection which would've been enough time to notice "hey this guy doesnt work here"

@tobeymalone3436

Жыл бұрын

He DOES know Harry's name before anyone else, highly suspect, probably a scam they've been running for years amassing their watermelon arsenal

@ScholarofProspero

11 ай бұрын

The Lore

@AndrevusWhitetail

10 ай бұрын

@@thelocalcrusader9522 Especially since "Inspector Roy" knew Harry by name even though Harry didn't ever seem to wear a name tag. Like, the inspector knows Harry's name but the owner doesn't? That's suspicious.

Everybody gangster until Harry steals the watermelon

@MausOfTheHouse

4 жыл бұрын

Dammit harry.

@aarepelaa1142

4 жыл бұрын

How did he even know his name when he literally just met him.

@ainakar

4 жыл бұрын

watermelon sugar high, Harry

@SuspiciousScout

4 жыл бұрын

Real talk though, Harry infiltrated a food establishment and pretended to work there just to steal a watermelon???

@amondhawes-khalifa1949

4 жыл бұрын

@@SuspiciousScout It always starts with just one melon...

“Safety is never a joke, death is only a punch-line away” is actually more effective then ANY of these videos lol

@lvbboi9

3 жыл бұрын

its actually a pretty good quote

@dionysus6892

3 жыл бұрын

Damian 2000 pleased now?

@swollenshadowsancientruins7352

3 жыл бұрын

No one cares

@lvbboi9

3 жыл бұрын

@@swollenshadowsancientruins7352 Oooo look at mr Bitchy boi

@colorshade9072

3 жыл бұрын

@@lvbboi9 more like mr triggered trigo

15:30 I've never realized that that was Jon voicing the "cartoon sounds" part until now, he made a very great & accurate impression of this narrator

@Zeryther

Жыл бұрын

i didnt notice at first either

@Ms.Anonymous

Жыл бұрын

Ikr!

@krimzonnebula9341

Жыл бұрын

Wait what

@bom6330

Жыл бұрын

Ok I hear it now lmao

@MaherandIbrahimsAvengers

Жыл бұрын

That was a really good impression The only diffrence is Jon's voice being slightly deeper but other then that it's really good

i’ve come back to this video every so often, and the panicked “SIXTEEN NEWBORNS ARE AFFECTED” with the glowing toddler makes me crack up every time

When I got my job at McDonald’s literally one of the slides was “do not spray patty’s with Cleaning supplies”

@markvo250

4 жыл бұрын

What? But I find them tastier that way...

@OdaSwifteye

4 жыл бұрын

That's explains the aftertaste.

@deadmeme1296

4 жыл бұрын

@@OdaSwifteye what aftertaste? My tastebuds are desensitized

@leroy_jenkenz1541

4 жыл бұрын

That slide is there because of someone

@llama1253

4 жыл бұрын

This is NOT very comforting while I’m in a McDonald’s drive through

Heat Syncope is when you body has the uncontrollable urge to say “I don’t feel so good.”

@calmgoodfire4662

3 жыл бұрын

Thanos: hmm how can I make half the universe to disappear hmmm .... I GOT AN IDEA

@plus6481

3 жыл бұрын

So make sure you get a Disani, we all know that's a major racial slur!

@cephaleaorion4888

3 жыл бұрын

spiderman has heat syncope

@tobygrapes9760

3 жыл бұрын

I get syncopes when I stand up too quickly or stretch too hard, and I can confirm, I say "I dont feel so good" every time

@rainy_.days0668

3 жыл бұрын

Man, so thats what was wrong with Spiderman

7:48 “You gotta be F0CKIN’ kidding me” Jon’s inner New Yorker came out just then

To anybody else wondering what it means for food to be in the ‘danger zone’, it basically means it is being stored at temperatures which would allow bacteria to cultivate.

@lemonpringlesdoodles

10 ай бұрын

Usually between 40 and 140 degrees Fahrenheit

@Tom-jy6mc

4 ай бұрын

It was kinda weird first time watching having been through a highschool culinary course and seeing Jon be confused lol

@thesupergamer5894

10 күн бұрын

​@@lemonpringlesdoodles You're the second person I've seen say that, I'm ServSafe certified and the temperature is 41-135 degrees (but to be more clear my range is FDA conpliant while your range is USDA compliant)

"you were alive this morning" English teachers: this shit is deep

@mymamatouchmypeepee2014

4 жыл бұрын

more like I'm 14 and this is deep

”You probably infected thousands of people already” 2020: Jinx

@ghbsrd2249

4 жыл бұрын

we could of stopped Corona if we had those handkerchiefs 😢

@explosiveaddict6939

4 жыл бұрын

Ghb Srd If the number of handkerchiefs and number of anti-vaxx dumbasses were swapped, we'd have a lot less sick people and a lot less... well, dumbasses.

@hium8716

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ironyinc3453

4 жыл бұрын

The real solution is not tissues it’s just simply not eating food from a wet market. Unless bat absolutely has to be on the menu.

@Ahmad.....................

4 жыл бұрын

That phrase didmt quite age so well

14:15 I love how Jon says to get him back to California, and it shows him flying to Mordor. Very accurate description

@Abraxas1212

Жыл бұрын

Hey, that's what I said! Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.

@Greasy2240

8 ай бұрын

I thought that too! I was about to make the same comment.

Shake hands with danger will always be my favorite cheesy safety video. Amd hilariously enough, I've watched it at least 6 times for work

@TheMilitantHorse

Жыл бұрын

THIS 100%. It has also one of the catchment tunes I've ever heard.

@patrickmcelrath4962

Жыл бұрын

*guitar riff* you know someones about to be maimed

@disposable_income_andy

Жыл бұрын

I haven't even had a proper job yet, I only turned 18 this year, but I've seen Shake Hands With Danger at least 20 times purely for just entertainment, mostly cause I just like watching old work safety videos. True classic, also yeah, that song goes hard.

The fact that Inspector Roy knows Harry's name before coming to the restaurant means that Harry is a repeat offender and Roy has to deal with his bullshit all of the time in other restaraunts.

@Aralaas

2 жыл бұрын

In Jaboody Dubs they call him Dirty Dan and inspector Roy says "Dirty Dan is a no good son of a bitch who's been making my job a living hell since the first day I started." I think you're on the same wavelength.

@WeirdWonderful

2 жыл бұрын

IT WAS A SETUP ALL ALONG !

@erkl8823

2 жыл бұрын

OR... inspector Roy & "Harry"....are actually *partners* !!

@Glisten456

2 жыл бұрын

Added to that is the absolute disappointment Roy has when reprimanding Harry, as though he's really just done with his fuckery.

@bigchungus8287

2 жыл бұрын

How did no one notice a complete stranger walk on and pretend to work there, they should be reprimanded

"Get this man a fuckin Dasani" Jon, he's already dying, don't kill him faster

@crazyfriend50

2 жыл бұрын

Cmon man dasani is water he wont die unless it has 50% copper in it Thats would kill you

@JustAnotherAccount8

2 жыл бұрын

@@crazyfriend50 Dasani doesn't quench shit

@crazyfriend50

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustAnotherAccount8 yeah but feeding death wont speed up death so dasani is really a cure Its like placebo yet you need intensive care They stab you a bit and patch you up Ur still cancer ridden but oh well

@Dualis58

2 жыл бұрын

@@crazyfriend50 it’s a joke loser

@FrogWalrus

2 жыл бұрын

Dasani is 99% plastic, taste like shit.

How did I not notice that was Taika playing Gandalf the first time

@skwidgril8171

Жыл бұрын

Took me about 30 watches of this vid and your comment to realise it too

@lillientruong6350

Жыл бұрын

I also realized that the first watch but my bro watching with me didn't recognize him so I thought I was crazy XD.

@monsterjambrony

Ай бұрын

I didn’t realize it either until last night.

“You were alive alive before you died” Wise words of wisdom from Mr. Tron today

new zealand known for: -lord of the rings -not being australia

@elizabethfrohn-hengst296

2 жыл бұрын

And sheep don't forget sheep

@insomaniac1796

2 жыл бұрын

and old zealand

@EvanCops

2 жыл бұрын

And healthcare being a right

@expertoflizardcorrugation3967

2 жыл бұрын

the tuatara, and other animals that can only be found in new zealand

@iced_coffee_table

2 жыл бұрын

And our pronunciation of deck

"Harry, there blood all over the lettuce." In a calm voice

@soilology

4 жыл бұрын

"thats a serious health violation, you can't do that"

@Reaper-fj9xp

4 жыл бұрын

'Heat was Hot' JonTron

@fetal.beetle07734

4 жыл бұрын

"Harry, there's blood all over the lettuce. Never mind where the blood came from."

@mr.gspot753

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking through the comments as I was watching this, and no joke read your comment at the exact time it played it in the video

@tbonbrad

4 жыл бұрын

I'd have a fucking aneurysm and a body to get rid of if I saw that shit.

Joke all you want, Jon, those 12 hours are A LOT longer when you bend with your back rather than your knees. (Speaking from experience of course.)

@LJ-hk4tv

Жыл бұрын

It should really be common knowledge to NOT lift with your back, Jon making fun of it is lowkey spreading misinformation.

@julius.caesar.

Жыл бұрын

@@LJ-hk4tv the chances of Jon having worked a manual labor job before are kinda low so I doubt he’s ever had to to constant lifting. As is with most people. It’s common sense for those of us who do.

@TotemoGaijin

Жыл бұрын

@@LJ-hk4tv Oh, it is. But most employers won't be terribly excited when you take twice as long to do things because you're lifting properly.

@robertdolcetti1992

Жыл бұрын

Well, on the one hand, these videos are for employers to show to employees. So, I’m sure at least some of them want their people to last more than a week on the job, if there is a market for these videos. Also, once you’re used to lifting with your legs it doesn’t take that long to do so.

@RazakelKairo1994

Жыл бұрын

@@TotemoGaijin It doesn't take that long. Also those employers can suck a dick.

As a Wendy's employee I can confirm that we actually have 5 barrels of hydrochloric acid, you didn't get it right sorry

"That's not work safety, that's work dum-dum." You've just described every PSA/work safety video ever

@Lexxxxiii

3 жыл бұрын

*dOnT DiE*

@TheGaymer-nj9jt

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lexxxxiii you were alive before you died

@I_Am_Lt_Surge

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know. I watched an oxy-acetylene operation and safety video from the 80s/90s, and the backing track slapped.

@chaosdude2345

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGaymer-nj9jt When you’re on the job today, don’t die! That’s gonna REALLY affect my bottom line!

@cubechan1938

2 ай бұрын

​@@chaosdude2345WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR. *WHAT. DO I PAY YOU FOR??*

"Ow heat was hot!" "Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."

@goldenpants1239

4 жыл бұрын

waffle memez there are enough bones in a whale to make an entire whale skeleton

@memelover6917

4 жыл бұрын

"China hides submarines in the ocean"

@bey0ndinsan1ty70

4 жыл бұрын

“All Cities In Germany Fit Into Germany”

@redreploid1713

4 жыл бұрын

Water is wet

@rossadinho7362

4 жыл бұрын

waffle memez there is enough water on Earth to fill the oceans.

5:16 "I wonder where he is today" It's an old man from 1945...

15:05 That's actually how you lift things if you want to avoid a hernia I believe

@shelby5809

Жыл бұрын

Also watch out for the worms you'll eventually trip on

@carlwheezerofsouls3273

Жыл бұрын

Always keeping an eye out for those Pesky Worms, cant stop tripping over them lately, really been a hassle for my co-workers.

@carlwheezerofsouls3273

Жыл бұрын

@Dave Miller we're on our 12'th anniversary, im technically jimmy's dad now.

@shelby5809

Жыл бұрын

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Answer the man. Is Jimmy annoying or not?

@carlwheezerofsouls3273

Жыл бұрын

@@shelby5809 Oh, no. not after the _incident_ occured at least.

"Mr Stark, Im suffering from heat syncope."

@ashley-182

4 жыл бұрын

“ -Mr. Stark I don’t feel good.- “ “Mr. Stark I’m suffering from heat syncope.”

@MerryShrug

4 жыл бұрын

Ryuji!

@negantmortem648

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHHHAHHAHHAHAHHhahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhahhehe! OMFG YOU ACTUALLY FUCKIN DID IT!

@triple777yt5

4 жыл бұрын

Heat syncopy is actually when your brain can't get enough blood because of heat

@negantmortem648

4 жыл бұрын

@@triple777yt5 well, you learn something every day.

The one with Harry is honestly really sweet. Like you can just see a bunch of middle-aged dads and moms just having a fun time filming a PSA

@trueforgottenfool3139

3 жыл бұрын

Harry wasn’t included, he just killed the original actor and took his place. He didn’t know what role the actor was playing, so he sharpies out the original name of every script.

@LeftyDefty

3 жыл бұрын

it felt like a clip from The Office

@tombkings6279

3 жыл бұрын

That's a major violation

@gglreallysucks5512

3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean The Office? Or the tacky American remake?

@theequestrianhound2132

3 жыл бұрын

I think Harry was just some random dude who was stoned out of his a*scrack

Safety dance as the transition music is amazing and I'm surprised I never noticed before

Just like to inform you that the "fatal half-inch" has some merit. I tripped over such an elevation change. The asphalt sank below the curb, but I didn't notice it since the change in color hid the change in height. After picking debris out of my hands, I had to laugh at getting caught over such a tiny bump. Now imagine a similar situation, but at the top of the stairs or on a rooftop and you can see why they are worried about half an inch.

@dr.altoclef9255

Жыл бұрын

I mean especially if you’re carrying stuff. Then I swear anything in the universe will knock you down.

@chillhour6155

Жыл бұрын

same happens with stairs..plust the extra gravity

@NoriMori1992

11 ай бұрын

Exactly. I don't know why Jon was so down on that concept 😂

@basedokadaizo

9 ай бұрын

when i moved to my new apartment, i wasn't looking where i was walking when trying to meet my ride for a movie and ended up tripping over a change in elevation in the sidewalk and just barely saving my face with my hands. hands and chest took the brunt of the fall, hurt like hell but i was just mad enough about the current circumstances to ignore the pain until i got in the theater.

"This is the proper British way to deal with an inconsiderate sneezer" *LITERAL TORTURE*

@AsymptoteInverse

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the Ministry of Love.

@holetm9346

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, am British.

@cannedgoodness9633

4 жыл бұрын

You should see what my nan does if I eat from my knife instead of the fork. Actually no, no man should see that

@majoraswrath6182

4 жыл бұрын

@@AsymptoteInverse beat me to it

@Brainwave101

4 жыл бұрын

@@cannedgoodness9633 You have piqued my interest, please elaborate.

“Don’t die” Death rates drop to 0%

@Hydrophobiqe

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t know you watched things with swears *-spung-*

@spongebobsquarepants4081

3 жыл бұрын

Sunflaw loves Jess /and possibly Nightmare?\ what?

@alignedlove6927

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Spongebob

@scooble_

3 жыл бұрын

Well, If it’s from Spongebob himself...

@catseatmeowmix690

3 жыл бұрын

I mean ur not wrong

"Now you have confused me... Almost immediately and you promised you weren't going to do that" is by far the best line in the video

"This is a whendys" fucking broke me i repeated that part multiple times

"you were alive before you died", all PSAs in a nutshell.

@sweetcinnamonpnchkin

3 жыл бұрын

But were you really?

@colorshade9072

3 жыл бұрын

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin philosophers be like

@fumez111

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like borderlands 2 dialogue when you respawn

@goblinbastard5310

3 жыл бұрын

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin *vsauce music amps up*

@costejio

3 жыл бұрын

I miss jon

"Now *hwhy* would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid, this is a *hWendy's* "

@HECKproductions

3 жыл бұрын

ah tell ya hhhhwhat

@Big_man_kaleb

3 жыл бұрын

Harry, I'm gonna kick ur Ass

@seanhuds229

3 жыл бұрын

That boy aint right I'll tell you hwat!

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

3 жыл бұрын

Cool hwhip.

@emliu5000

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta *hwash* your hands Harry

Everytime Jon does his inspector Roy impression, it kills me😂

Harry is unironically a savage chaotic monster and can't be stopped

5:18 "I wonder where he is today." *He's dead Jon, he's dead.*

@DDub04

4 жыл бұрын

Sneezed to death

@daliarondon4027

4 жыл бұрын

F

@andromeda2014

4 жыл бұрын

By sneezification

@Mr-Moop

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he’s still alive today, spreading the Coronavirus during his phone calls

@Audios2010

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mr-Moop He must be blessed by Nurgal then...

"Now you've confused me-- Almost immediately. And you *promised* me... You were not going to do that." The delivery always kills me.

@tkb5726

3 жыл бұрын

Same. His voice is just dripping with defeat and betrayal. I love it.

@zewzit

3 жыл бұрын

love that part. here's an easy timestamp: 14:25

@blah703

3 жыл бұрын

@some emo girl fuckin algebra, man, recently everything I've come to know in algebra was thrown out the window by a new concept and i am very annoyed

@jukityler4490

3 жыл бұрын

I thought your comment said "you consumed me"

This bounced between funny and Jon's actual lack of knowledge about laborious jobs

Funniest part to me is the health inspection one cause, yeah, Harry got away with the water melon. But them storing food with the chemicals? In the chemical closet? THAT WAS A REPEAT, THEY DID THAT LAST INSPECTION TOO, WHEN HARRY WASN'T THERE

The shoe store head trauma video is possibly the most 2000s thing I’ve ever seen

@KarmaTheKing

4 жыл бұрын

right? like, why climb a ladder in *heels* ?

@tridentmanproductions3528

4 жыл бұрын

This comment has 69 likes, nice

@cannedsas

3 жыл бұрын

"Game over" makes me sad

@1101Archimedes

3 жыл бұрын

You wouldn't download a shoes.

@sergiowinter5383

3 жыл бұрын

@@KarmaTheKing Because she prefer to look hot and die than be safe and live, a follower of Kurt Cobain philosophy

Lol The “Think about this” clip was more graphic than expected

@sweetcinnamonpnchkin

3 жыл бұрын

Watched the whole thing. My soul died.

@shawnthompson2303

3 жыл бұрын

YoU wErE aLiVe ThIs MoRnInG

@user-pj1rx9wn8j

3 жыл бұрын

@@shawnthompson2303 WHEN ThE Sun Came up

@Jokerman9540

3 жыл бұрын

We got one, ladies and gentlemen! We got one!

@zmokahbiar

3 жыл бұрын

What's the original video called cuz I want that song lol

"that's work dumdum" is both the greatest and both fastest sentence I've heard Jon speak.

15:58 They may call it the "Millimeter Defeater" but I call it "The Fatal Half-Inch"

I have taken cooking for three years and can guarantee that the “danger zone” is a real thing that I still can’t take seriously

@frankwoods9895

3 жыл бұрын

Simon that chicken is in the *danger zone*

@Tegrius88

3 жыл бұрын

SIMON YOU HEARD THE MAN THE CHICKEN IS IN THE DANGER ZONE SAVE IT

@frankwoods9895

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tegrius88 oh no he can't hear us he's jamming out!

@Tegrius88

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankwoods9895 oh Simon that's a work safety violation you cant work distracted and that's a repeat from last time

@TheColorRed

3 жыл бұрын

That video is actually from a Serv Safe Instruction video

The "THIIIIIINK ABOOOOOUT THIIIIIIIS" singing fills me with an extremely powerful type of dread that I can't even describe.

@dredgefall

Жыл бұрын

Honestly as silly as that video is, that song does it's job at being kinda scary.

@emilinebelle7811

Жыл бұрын

Dude, it gave me anxiety and irritation

@roadwarrior114

Жыл бұрын

It used to be funny, but now it just triggers my PTSD and I'd just immediately quit any job that used this. This is sad.

@SomeOrangeCat

Жыл бұрын

I didn't feel like I had to poop until I heard it. You can't explain that!

@tinobemellow

Жыл бұрын

@Andrew Vrba no, no you really can't. That's probably one of the more inexplicable things I've read in some time. Neither do I really want an explanation, honestly.

Is that... Taika Waititi... As Gandalf? This is the best safety video ever.

JohnTron your last subject about food safety really helped me I had a GCSE cooking and catering exam today and I remembered your video and it helped me loads so all I want to say is thank you

"Now why would you need 3 barrels of hydrofluoric acid? This is a Wh-endys." You've never worked at Wendy's have you?

@synthesized4203

3 жыл бұрын

The late employees need to be fired , literally

@andyblanton6570

3 жыл бұрын

its spelled H'wendy's

i missed jon

@notslad1975

5 жыл бұрын

@grongy6122

5 жыл бұрын

*THIIIIINK ABOOOOUT THIIIIIS*

@reallyrory4072

5 жыл бұрын

Berd!!

@fukuro2520

5 жыл бұрын

me too man

@chainntoad5382

5 жыл бұрын

Yo wassup my fellow bowser player

Jon Tron "I wonder were he is now" me "he's dead"

14:14 “Get me back to California” Flies to Mordor I see what you did there

"I wonder where he is today." He- he's dead. He's dead, Jon. He's like super, crazy dead.

@LovenRazu

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, that's like a 1940's commercial, and he looked about 50-60. If he was alive today he would be 130-141

@crispygaming7491

3 жыл бұрын

@@LovenRazu Well, he could be immortal, you don't know that.

@anonymous-gi4tq

3 жыл бұрын

@@crispygaming7491 yeah like queen elizabeth or vladimir putin

@georgie984

3 жыл бұрын

He died shortly after the commercial, didn’t you see?

@crispygaming7491

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgie984 Everyone else died but Jon didn't. How can you not see that? >_

"Why would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid? This is a Wahendy's."

@Rockstopmotion

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect accent lol

@ayarriba9093

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ASteadyForce

4 жыл бұрын

You dident warsh your hans

@amildlydisappointingsalad6058

4 жыл бұрын

@ 6:31

@n3v3rg01ngback

4 жыл бұрын

C.J. That’s how they make the chili.

JonTron: "I'm going to make fun of health and safety" Also JonTron: **burns himself within 60 seconds of the video starting by improperly using an electric kettle**

@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk

7 ай бұрын

Acting.

@Handles_AreStupid

7 ай бұрын

@@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk I wasn't talking about 0:22, I was talking about 0:31, when he was improperly using the kettle to try to make it steam more and he accidently burned himself for real. Electric kettles seem to the kryptonite of Americans everywhere.

I love how Elijah has that "Oh boy.... here it comes" look on his face, you can tell that he gets those reactions DAILY

@DistractedGlobeGuy

27 күн бұрын

At least it wasn't like that time he was just trying to have dinner with Ryan Reynolds.

_”That’s not work safety, that’s work dumb dumb.”_ -Jontron 2019

@simonjeffus1475

5 жыл бұрын

Screenshot

@lilbluridinghood6296

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *is dumb dumb* Me: *slips on cardboard at work and almost falls*

@cervichthyoquine

4 жыл бұрын

I love your pfp

@TABBYMUSIC

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks man uwu

“Things that a 5 year old should know at... age 4” -Jontron

@Carlos-np7du

3 жыл бұрын

Just gold 🤣

@pokecoon386

3 жыл бұрын

Pure golden quote

@anabsolutemess8850

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@sKittlebruSh

3 жыл бұрын

@@anabsolutemess8850 1:00

@jjboi6008

3 жыл бұрын

@@anabsolutemess8850 Dude cmon it happened at the very beginning of the video

I like the detail of you playing an 8-bit version of "Safety Dance"

@Beanfishy

9 ай бұрын

I always noticed it sounded familiar but i couldnt think of what it sounded like! Now i cant unhear it lol!

8:49 As someone who worked at Vans, this is why you will never see any workers at a shoe store wearing anything but sneakers. The amount of times we have to climb up ladders and check through different boxes makes a fall like that a definite possibility.

"Who's Harry?" Top 10 anime plot twists

@KrumpusPlunk

3 жыл бұрын

honest question, is harry mr. lahey?!?

@timrc417

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll do you one better: why’s Harry?!

@TslilTapiro

3 жыл бұрын

you're a wizard harry

@searfin5907

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, but.... WHO'S REM?!

@broadex9080

3 жыл бұрын

We need answers who is harry?

I think the saddest thing about this video is the fact that apparently Elijah Wood can't afford first class

@Mio_Lila

3 жыл бұрын

or that the nerds would book a new zealand airlines flight and think elijah wood would be in the broke area

@intercoursehandguns851

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, he can, he's just doing some stupid gigs to make sure he'll always be able to.

@zyourzgrandzmaz

2 жыл бұрын

hes been an actor since he was like 5 years old my G hes quite wealthy

@zyourzgrandzmaz

2 жыл бұрын

Yup Elijah wood is up there with the poor people like 50 cent and Nicholas cage. Twitter says they're poor so it must be true.

@lljw7151

2 жыл бұрын

hes definitely not the richest but he's certainly not that poor

4:46 funny story, i was hanging out with some friends and i walked away for a moment and hear one of my friends scream bloody fuckin murder, turns out he saw the pepper on the table and decided to make a fat line and snort it, now i know it doesn't make me sneeze it just makes me wish i was fucking dead, i know this because he and i went back to back snorts until one of us gave out. not sure if it was the best idea ive had but its not the worst

@deeznuts9886

Жыл бұрын

I feel like that means you and your friends are abhorrently retarded when around eachother. And I mean yeah, that's fair lmao

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

9 ай бұрын

Wait I’m confused.. you walked away?? Or you did it at the same time as him?

The fact that he used “safety dance” for the music to transition from each safety video is amazing

"The Fatal Half-Inch" thays what they called me back in high school

@boredproduction

3 жыл бұрын

Copied comment

@RatBoi76

3 жыл бұрын

@@boredproduction hm no, it just seems to be a coincedince, its ok that you cant see that not everyone has at least average iq

@boredproduction

3 жыл бұрын

@@RatBoi76 nice response time there

@MadDogEddie

3 жыл бұрын

@@boredproduction How many days was it?

@boredproduction

3 жыл бұрын

@@MadDogEddie few hours

One of my coworkers is a huge JonTron fan. This summer I got heat stroke and he asked me if I had heat syncope

@Linosek279

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, heat stroke is just big heat syncope

@CommunistSubRex

4 жыл бұрын

You survived heat stroke? Well done man

@TheHealerIzAwesome

4 жыл бұрын

@@CommunistSubRex Shit fucked me up tho. I was drastically dehydrated and was constantly vomiting. Ended up having to be sent home from work cause I was vomiting. Nearly passed out once or twice.

@bethanybuller8145

4 жыл бұрын

Syncope is just passing out

@TheHealerIzAwesome

4 жыл бұрын

@John Doe Little known fact. Peter Parker wasn't actually snapped out of existence. He was just suffering from heat syncope.

im training to be a health inspector, I can't wait to undergo my full inspector roy transformation when I graduate

15:41 Okay, but if it’s a JonTron Wick movie, he could use a pen to kill like 40 guys.

The Fatal Half Inch sounds like a porno.

@randochannelofstuff3617

3 жыл бұрын

Or the worst college nickname

@-_cms_-

3 жыл бұрын

Good Christ

@nquacker2851

3 жыл бұрын

Or an assassin with a micropenis.

@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901

3 жыл бұрын

Or a secret technique from a cheesy 80s martial arts film

@landrylongacre6391

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s be honest it sounds like a lot of things when you think about it

Like my mom used to say: "Its better to be ruthless than watermelonless"

@zabloing9000

3 жыл бұрын

bruh i thought this was just a really unfunny black joke

@LSaba27

3 жыл бұрын

Your mother is an amazingly specific woman

@goosegod9414

3 жыл бұрын

True facts

@perkm0

3 жыл бұрын

Like my mom used to say We can’t afford another lawsuit

@sweetcinnamonpnchkin

3 жыл бұрын

A wise woman, your mother

I love how Elijah looks at the guy like "Yeah cool, bro. I was in that movie for like 5 seconds. Get over it."

@anonthe-third2367

Жыл бұрын

he's the fucking ring bearer not some rider of Rohan, the fuck you mean five seconds

Jon’s reaction to the food safety video is priceless, i legit ROFL’d from it.

You're adventuring in the Arctic circle with your buddy when all of a sudden he leans over and says "I don't feel so good." You remember your training. Must be heat syncope. You strip him down and prepare a cold compress. A few minutes later his temperature is down, he's stopped complaining, and he's even fast asleep. Great work!

@arby627

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta keep your buddy out of the danger zone

@highestsettings

2 жыл бұрын

The worst thing is that you know they're saying it because someone actually did that.

@BigPuddin

Жыл бұрын

Sleep tight, my lil ice prince.

@Sica_Lee

Жыл бұрын

I read this in the same tone as the Shia LaBeouf musical intro.

@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98

Жыл бұрын

funny thing is that that actually happens, its called paradoxical undressing.

“That’s not work safety that’s work dum dum” is my favorite thing ever Jesus Christ Mr.Tron you are so funny

@dlou9227

3 жыл бұрын

Boa 41 yeah this part had me wheezing

@seamusmckeon9109

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite is when he compares a worker to his crippled grandma

@giornogiovani3769

3 жыл бұрын

@@seamusmckeon9109 mine to

@zabloing9000

3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Tron lel

@mrrexychomp9829

3 жыл бұрын

What even happened to that guy? was he burned or melted or irradiated or what

14:26 My favorite bit in the video. The camerman snicking in the background gets me everytime

The health inspection one was the best M. Night Shyamalan film to date

"I wonder where he is today." - JonTron, 2019, referring to an old guy in a 1945 video

@francescofulghieri9608

5 жыл бұрын

That man probably served in WWI and was born a little after slavery was abolished

@laughablechimp4787

5 жыл бұрын

"I wonder where he is today". Is me, wondering where JonTron is, when he disappears off youtube again.

@cervichthyoquine

5 жыл бұрын

Ur profile pic is adorbs.

@defaultmate

5 жыл бұрын

He's 6 feet under

@anonymousclown3872

5 жыл бұрын

He is in a jar Edit: 🏺 time

“Things a five year old would know by age four.” -JonTron 2019

@ssbmclover864

4 жыл бұрын

Landon Drawz ive been waiting for someone to point this out

@cherrynutbuster9882

4 жыл бұрын

There's nothing wrong with the sentence actually

@cherrynutbuster9882

4 жыл бұрын

He saying a five year old learned those things at age 4 so they should already know it

@wildcard2219

4 жыл бұрын

He knows it at age four but thinks about it until age five

@ncrawford5673

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I heard him wrong

“Things that a five year old should know by age four” is a perfectly valid sentence, but it’s still funny to me.

12:06 "She's immortal" that line killed my.

@TheRealSpheal

Жыл бұрын

killed your what

Jon: Touches hot. “Heat was hot” Also Jon: Do it again.

@AnkaaAvarshina

4 жыл бұрын

its funny cause the original meme has Arin in it

@nokococoa5045

4 жыл бұрын

Also Jon: *_"I'll fucking do it again!"_*

@emptychamber544

4 жыл бұрын

@@nokococoa5045 ILL FEKIN DO IT AGAIN

@bomblessdodongo3093

4 жыл бұрын

Truly a Cavebruh moment

@UZIKING

4 жыл бұрын

John stating the obvious about heat.

I feel like inspector Roy planted Harry to screw over that restaurant.

@Anna-tk7ui

4 жыл бұрын

Least Harry got a watermelon out of the deal.

@lady_caiti

4 жыл бұрын

Now THIS is the conspiracy we all deserve

@packrunnabski

4 жыл бұрын

The watermelon was secretly a cantaloupe

@joshmeagher2024

4 жыл бұрын

Roy knew Harry’s name and he didn’t even have a name tag

@dinosrchestra

4 жыл бұрын

It was all a plan to get that poor watermelon out of the restaurant, they were in cahoots to release it

17:00 it’s all fun and games until you see the post trip photos. The stuff people drop on themselves.

The JonTron intro will forever be up with the most iconic KZread intros like DanTDM, PopularMMOs, and Game Theory.

@Fan-imator

Жыл бұрын

Well DanTDM doesn’t have one anymore, PopularMMOs’ hasn’t aged well honestly, and I don’t watch Game Theory much. So JonTron wins in my mind

“In the danger zone” is a really common phrase in kitchens for food within a certain temperature not hot or cold enough to kill bacteria

@bendydrecher772

2 жыл бұрын

yea. just shows me jon has never worked in a kitchen lol

@crazyfriend50

2 жыл бұрын

@@bendydrecher772 jon has never seen an oven Sad times

@toastranimations6874

2 жыл бұрын

HIIIIWAAAAAAAAYY TOOOOO DAAAAAAAAAA *danger zone*

@Aliyah_666

2 жыл бұрын

While I find humor in his take as a former sous chef yes you are very correct.

@sharonlach3059

2 жыл бұрын

The fuckng reptilian coming up 😂😂😂

Death aint a joke JonTron: *starts laughing after seeing someine be impaled in the head by a wrench*

@purplediamond5867

4 жыл бұрын

ScarPearm The Official KZread Channel well what else are you supposed to do??

@Holacalaca

4 жыл бұрын

"Safety* is never a joke" like the video says, "deaths just a punchline"

Love how what's "collectively known as heat stress" is what we just call heat stroke and dehydration where I'm from, and what I think of "heat stress" is actually something I immediately assume is related to strengths of materials from years of engineering school where I was forced to analyze various metal rods shoved into unfortunate circumstances beyond what they were designed for.