love how she pretended all bored and annoyed until parents ditched, then she decided to be her true self. has to be hard having woke parents.

@dorthvoder9375

9 ай бұрын

Its hard to not be woke this days, I am worried about my college experience as an international next year.

@viperdemonz-jenkins

9 ай бұрын

@@dorthvoder9375 if you are that worried take it as a sign you are making a mistake.

@fortusvictus8297

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, don't be fooled by a teen engrossed in their phone as you 'talk at them'. They can be surprisingly good at multitasking and I have had more than one student asking advanced questions before I even finish a statement. Or they are fact-checking you in real-time...which is a fun experience.

@viperdemonz-jenkins

9 ай бұрын

@@fortusvictus8297 do not try to sell me that BS was a kid once and things go in one ear and out the other when we are paying attention. now if it is something that benefits us we perk up fast.

@raresr9698

9 ай бұрын

​@@dorthvoder9375here in eastern europe being woke is a deadly sin of the christian church

“Your squad straight up ghosted me. Big yikes!” John MacArthur Chancellor, The Master’s University

@joeldowell5059

11 ай бұрын

That hurt me so much, but it was pretty hilarious

@7EvanPAC789

11 ай бұрын

Holy Communion = Israelite Burnt Offering Worship/Meal with God. Salvation is a Gift of God, God's choice upon physical death of a person, pure hearted in full agreement with God in all matters of Law and Truth required, full confession admitting when you were wrong. Unite all against heresy papacy, Jesus Christ can claim reign upon earth without Third Temple Desolation event. Communion is form of Ritual Purification for and including Holy Worship In Spirit and Truth, thats why full confession repentance required.

@7EvanPAC789

11 ай бұрын

(only) YHVH El-Elyon Shang-Di Jesus Christ can forgive sin and save a person by God's fulfilled work through Messiah Virgin Birth Savior whereby all Holy animal sacrifices were (counted) applied attributed to the work of God on the Cross-(2nd Temple) through the Perfect Lawful Holy Life of Messiah Jesus Christ. It is God's Choice by the word of God made flesh Jesus Christ that a person sealed by God's Holy Spirit through covenant be saved upon Resurrection of the Righteous being Born Again with a Glorified Body; having physically died with a righteous pure heart in full agreement with God's Truth and Law. Whereby no past unholy unlawful evil action is justified in heart but fully confessed repented of sin before all creation and God the Heavenly Father. Enter into Holy Covenant and accept God's Gift cleansing payment ritual purification for sins by the blood of Messiah Jesus Christ. Learn the Holy Art of Prayer, Jesus Christ is Alive! Acts 17:30 “And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent:” We may ask or beg, but only Jesus Christ can absolve and forgive us our sins. When elders speak of taking hold of the Blood of Messiah, they mean Jesus Christ applying his blood as the High Priest and Messiah upon confession/full repentance. (Shinto) Shang-Di Lord of Heaven and the Four Heavenly Kings: Jikokuten, Tamonten, Zochoten, and Komokuten . Revelation 7:1 KJV “And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.” Mandate of Heaven: To be Counted Righteous always meant to reject Evil absolutely never allowed to justify evil crime lawlessness in heart thus when being made aware of Law (Truth) thus taking God at his word (God's word (law) made flesh: Jesus Christ replacement of First Man & the Lord of Heaven in the Flesh the literal Body of God) hence obedience and sacrifice the test of the heart (In full legal agreement with/Listening to God). The Heart is what has always been judged (pure) as good or evil. (Once learned made aware of Law, All People held to account judged by Law known/Israel.) El-Elyon (Most High), Ahura Mazda "Wise Lord" (Persia) Zoroastrianism, Egyptian Book of the Dead, Ancient China Temple of Heaven (Shang-Di), Xiongnu Mongols (Tengri), (Egypt) Ancient of Days, all prime cultures prove the only first religion and priesthood of humanity the Melchizedek Priesthood Jesus Christ (completed) fulfilled forever as the living High Priest of the Promised Virgin Birth Covenant: Christianity is the fulfilled Melchizedek Priesthood through Jesus Christ the only promised savior redeemer who fulfilled the law and prophets and his Orthodox Church (All Holy Trinity Church Branches of correct doctrine is counted as Orthodox) is the only Functioning prophetic Holy Spirit Lead Priesthood of the 12 Tribes of Israel. Children, Free Will, & The Tower of Babel cultural language divide delays Jesus Christ's reign as when he claims throne he is immediately responsible for judging all both living and dead. All ancients knew of the promised resurrection of the Dead (Reincarnation), virgin birth, and Judgement Day of the Righteous and Wicked souls; To be perfect is to be complete according to set standard, mathematical law of absolutes good vs evil. The true opposite of love is unholy selfishness, the epitome of pride is self-righteousness (unmerited value/unlawfully agreed). People confuse pride with its righteous opposite which is Glory/Honor all ancients sought. Good is that of Truth/Holy Lawful Order, & Justice. Evil is that of Lies, unlawful disorder, chaos. Clean vs Unclean, Holy Lawful Hate vs Unholy Criminal Hate. Jesus Christ is the Law and the Test of Faith & Heart concerning righteousness and ritual purity (Ritual Purification) "Sanctification" that which is Holy; whereby Jesus Christ (The Lamb of God) the word of God in the flesh is the standard of measure how a person is judged as good or evil based on their choice to receive God's payment blood covering sacrifice through Jesus Christ's Perfect Lawful Life. Faith=Trust. (KJV Bible for English) (Romans Ch.10) (Eternal Life) If you confess with the mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that the creator (supreme spirit) Lord of Heaven hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.” Jesus Christ the only worthy Emperor King of Kings Alpha Omega of Humanity has the authority and dominion of the first man and is the Eldest of the Human Race (Virgin Birth promised by Creator before Cain & Able) and First Born resurrected unto Glorification from the Dead. Israel is the church body of Christ Family of God; all people of any nation of the world that choose Righteousness, Honor, & Glory are citizens of Israel the Most High Lord of Heaven's Kingdom. Peace = Jesus Christ the only begotten son of God born from a virgin with no corruption from Adam's Seed. Islam is Satans Counterfeit of The 12 Tribes of Israel. Most people in world (All Ethnicities) including Arabs that identify as muslims are actually Israelites by Blood (All saved by Blood of Messiah Jesus Christ counted as Israelites co-heirs by Blood of Jesus Christ). #Zoroastrianism proves virgin birth (3 Wise Men Kings from East). Confess & Repent of Evil Crime lawlessness by Jesus Christ to Heavenly Father Creator of Life! (stop doing crime and ask for forgiveness for all evil done, can only confess and repent because of Jesus Christ) ✓Share with everyone, Diyu Shiwang Earth Prison Hell Ionic covalent bonding law water/air the spirit is a Gas given state of matter, God is light there is no darkness in him, spirit mini light star fuel fodder if trapped bonded to the Lake of Fire Earth's core Domain of all impure dead, Man was given dominion and made of earth so the wicked withered unsealed souls are pyre for the Earths domains fire. (Psalm 88 Bottomless Pit) Every action has equal opposite reaction one reaps what they sow by covenant. As with the Israelites the Living God sent Holy Angels to cultures such as the Native Americans giving them a form of the Gift of Tongues (prayer language whereby the Blood of Jesus Christ by word law promise of God virgin birth covenant was invoked for healing etc. binding and sealing evil spirits). Many Native Americans are mixed with Israelite Tribes of Asher, Gad, and Nephtali. There were pure hearted people and evil "witch" magicians and false prophets using evil spirits (all ghosts are demons unlawful spirit creatures from Fallen Angels/humans having unnatural sex with animals) among the Native Americans as with all groups that were sent the law and real prophets of God. Zoroastrianism is named after Zarathustra/Zoroaster a Prophet of the Living God whereby that "religion" is actually fully tied too thus derived from the Melchizedek Covenant. The Emperors of Ancient China acted as High Priest for the Kingdom people and land sacrificing a lamb at the Temple of Heaven to the Lord of Heaven just the same as the Israelites were instructed. Read Acts 2:17 KJV. I am a jew by blood and orthodox christian and one of the Prophets appointed unto this Generation. I am a literal witness that Jesus Christ is Alive! I have seen and spoken to Angels and Demons, Astral Projection out of body experiences, I have heard the audible voice of the Living Eternal Creator Father God as with all the Prophets before me (Fully Sober all my life). Revelation 2:5“Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place, except thou repent.” Ephesians 4:30“And grieve not the Holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto the day of redemption.” A person is only Born Again Saved when Glorified made incorruptible, Salvation is a Gift of God it is God's choice by the Word of God, the person living in full agreement with God his law and truth New Covenant, Pure Hearted upon physical death. Abide in the Vine Covenant, a person either walks Holy sanctified within lawful covenant Will of God or walks outside of God's Will the covenant truth Holy Natural Law of God. Sweden Denmark Germania Danube Julius Caesar Israelite Tribe of Dan (Adonai - Odin , Lok-i Luc-ifer). I am a literal witness that Jesus Christ is Alive with a Glorified body superior to the Holy Angels in Function and Authority; the Glorified Body humanity had before sin the curse of death Decaying bodies. Hebrews 9:27 “And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:” #Harmony - 7EvanPAC (Pray Nicene Creed say apostolic universal orthodox and Lord's Prayer, catholic just means universal) (End Abolish the False Office Papacy Pope/Vatican City, all living ages 5-7years+ must be fully confessed repented of sin and orthodox christian in order for Jesus Christ to publicly claim reign without Third Temple prophecy event) (Pope must repent and unite with Orthodox Church or be arrested) Isaiah 4:1 “And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.” Matthew 7:21-23 21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.22Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?23And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. (The Church Israel is bigger than people think, we are an Empire)

@jrgilby

11 ай бұрын

Now I want to know who wrote this episode.

@Joreel

11 ай бұрын

​@@7EvanPAC789You do know no one is going to actually read anything you wrote as it's way too long and lacks a point.

As a parent of two Teenagers, the daughter being 100% fixated on her phone the entire time was the most realistic part of the video.

@CarolMcLean1972

11 ай бұрын

I can relate so much ahahahhahh wat is your facebook ??

@Lystr0saur

11 ай бұрын

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree

@doob.

11 ай бұрын

@@Lystr0saur💀

@sicsempertyrannus226

11 ай бұрын

If that's the case, it's your fault

@wolfshanze5980

11 ай бұрын

@@sicsempertyrannus226 I can tell you've never had kids. Talk to me again when you're old enough to be a parent.

I absolutely love that John MacArthur did this. The fact that he said “your squad ghosted me. Big yikes” had me absolutely howling.

@PrincessSharifa434

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@MaitlandJones

5 ай бұрын

My sides went into orbit xD

@bellakim9169

5 ай бұрын

!!!!!!!!!!!

@tedwagner7263

3 ай бұрын

Me too ! "Big yikes" 🤣

@tammyeaton4791

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, that was funny!!! I think the girl buried her head in the phone just to ignore her woke parents’ SJW drivel!!!

I find it funny the daughter was the only person who wasn’t offended at any of the things at the college edit: thanks for all the likes!

@foncywoolsocksiii923

11 ай бұрын

I was waiting for the part where upon entering the chapel, the parents burst into flames. 😅

@Super165i

11 ай бұрын

@@foncywoolsocksiii923 at least it wasn’t a woke “church”

@nicoleking772

11 ай бұрын

She was too busy starring vacuously into the crack pipe of glass and silicon, aka, a "smart phone".

@foncywoolsocksiii923

11 ай бұрын

​@Super165i lol, right? Had it been, lightning would've struck it and it would've burned to the ground. Like the one in MA.

@tsipher

11 ай бұрын

Welcome to the woke ideology, where the world needs to conform to their beliefs and the sane are happy

When you have to rebel against parents who change their views more often than they change the dog's water filter.

@ARobichaud

11 ай бұрын

Water filter? Of SHIT! I haven’t done that in two weeks!

@onliwankannoli

11 ай бұрын

Filter?

@jerojero7111

11 ай бұрын

I flush every morning and my dog is happy

@vicdiaz5180

11 ай бұрын

@@ARobichaud filter?? what happened to just putting the damn water in a dog bowl? 😂

@standunitedorfall1863

11 ай бұрын

@@vicdiaz5180 The water here in Rapid City is worse than horrible. It is nasty! If I won't drink it I sure won't give it to my pets. And I am a Christian conservative pattiot. Try not to generalize.

We've hit a point in our culture where attending a Christian college against your parents' wishes is rebellion.

@MrTheclevercat

Ай бұрын

They'll just think their kid is a moron lol. Christian colleges are super cringe.

@karenmartin4221

20 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@virginiaperera6179

16 күн бұрын

So sad

@blackdragon796

10 күн бұрын

So Chad🗿

@ZyroPapuchon18

5 күн бұрын

Just wanted to share this. JESUS CHRIST died for us on a cross for our sins. 3 days after his death he resurrected and was, is, and will be The TRUE LIVING GOD. In a prayer repent from your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and also ask for the HOLY SPIRIT to come into you in that same prayer as well. Have FAITH in JESUS CHRIST. You could come to Jesus Christ as you are, but once you accept Him, you have to become new, change, and be born again, and also turn away from your wicked ways. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. God Bless You. The Bible is the true word of God. Please read the Bible and you will see Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. Praise only be to GOD. Give your life to CHRIST. JESUS CHRIST IS COMING SOON FOR HIS CHURCH.

I’m shocked that the parents didn’t start the tour by kneeling to apologize to the black admissions counselor for their white privilege.

@billyoung8118

6 күн бұрын

Re-film with some feet kissing!

@barbieojeda454

Күн бұрын

That would be the cherry on top 😂

My parents punished me by sending me to a Lutheran high school, but jokes on them I became a Christian.

@APP-hm6bf

11 ай бұрын

What your parents meant for evil; the Lord made it for good

@bemhibbits4157

11 ай бұрын

How about demanding evidence for religious claims instead of being a mindless sheep?

@davidyeager6210

11 ай бұрын

Ha!

@jadecarstens6676

11 ай бұрын

Love them always!! As a mom, I know they only want the best for you. Ps. Pray the Lords protection, strength and blessing over you in the times ahead young person!!!

@bemhibbits4157

11 ай бұрын

@@APP-hm6bf This makes zero sense.

Go John MacArthur! Loved when the daughter corrected the mom while remaining fixated on her phone. Very teenager behavior

@John-uo1qf

11 ай бұрын

TMU students call him Johnny Mac. He loves them ❤

@davidbrawner7679

11 ай бұрын

That was a great surprise!

@jjphank

11 ай бұрын

Problem is John MacArthur Has taught since 2014 that you can take the mark of the beast (666) and get forgiveness and go to heaven, when revelation 14 and 20 say you cannot get forgiveness!

@davidbrawner7679

11 ай бұрын

@@jjphank not certain that that is accurate. We have all sinned and continue to sin. But should we repent we shall be given forgiveness. The man on the cross next to Christ was guaranteed to be in Heaven with Christ upon the moment of his death. I don’t believe that your opinion that John said that the One and Done acceptance of the Mark is valid. John doesn’t believe that. The coercion and manipulation of those to accept the Mark is of Satan.

@flatplaneoregon4605

11 ай бұрын

@@jjphank Nobody is going to heaven.. Not anybody since those whom had passed before the crucifixion/resurrection. Even the Mary vessel and all the man appointed so called saints are awaiting the promised kingdom. Unless you are reading different books, I don't even know where you would get that, except for mans misinterpretation. If the scriptures are literally analogously or figuratively true then heaven is coming here. It's up to you, along your journey, to confirm that RSVP invite.

You got John Macarthur to do a skit!? This man has been such a blessing in my life and walk with Christ. This is awesome

And here I thought the entire thing was a joke... Come to find out it is one of the best commercials and being for a Christian University makes the whole thing priceless. WELL DONE!!!

@bellakim9169

5 ай бұрын

!!!!!!!!!!!

@wisegirl.loves.seaweedbrain

8 күн бұрын

Yeah! I’m a middle schooler, but this actually makes me want to go there when I’m older. They did a great job! 😊

This might have been the greatest promotion for a university that I have ever seen.

@marilynnjefferson8525

10 ай бұрын

Yes indeed! Made me wish for a moment that I were 18 instead of 80. There are students beginning an amazing journey right now in that place. I hope that when they finish they will fulfill all your hopes for them in spreading the gospel of Jesus Christ. But if they (and the rest of us) have plans changed by the rapture of the church in the next few days or weeks, that would be wonderful, too. Maranatha!

@Entschuldigung14

8 ай бұрын

Your comment has 666 likes the same number of bullets the maxim machine gun fired in a minute

@octapusxft

8 ай бұрын

@@Entschuldigung14 now it has surpassed it

@iclaire8405

8 ай бұрын

Fr

@BlueChrome74

8 ай бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking!

I’m not the target market, but if you’re going to make an advertisement for a Christian University, this is definitely the way to do it.

@bemhibbits4157

11 ай бұрын

Because: mud mad, rib woman, magic kumquat, talking snake, isn't convincing enough? hahahahaha

@sharonabbott9588

11 ай бұрын

I really like it, too!

@Godisgood507

11 ай бұрын

Taking Back The Rainbow org is an awesome movement, they are helping people to come out of the darkness into the light

@jeph33

11 ай бұрын

We're all the 'target market'... for the School of the Holy Spirit: no enrollment fees, lifelong study...then, graduation, when Jesus comes! I can wait. Psalm 27

@richtanner7397

11 ай бұрын

OK, but just don't swallow the non-biblical "Reformed" theology of MacArthur.

This is total truth…we toured a college with our daughter in 2018, and these other parents who were on our tour asked the person who was giving the tour if they had any cleaning provided. So the guy said that they do have someone who cleans the hallways and common spaces. They said “no, do they have someone who will come in and clean their sons dorm room”. I almost fell over.

@MakeItWithCalvin

10 ай бұрын

It's called hiring one of your classmates ;-)

@Willowy13

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jtyler9130

4 ай бұрын

That’s not woke that’s entitled elitism

@Sooner-im9qf

2 ай бұрын

@@jtyler9130 Well, not exactly the same thing, but close.

@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik

2 ай бұрын

@@Sooner-im9qf Not really

John MacArthur saying “Sup, fam?” Is probably the greatest moment in all of church history.

@Laughy-Flaaffy

11 ай бұрын

I attended Seminary in 2015, and all our classmates just discovered The Babylon Bee at the time. We kept laughing about how crazy it would be if MacArthur ever worked alongside The Babylon Bee to create a skit-and now here we are, seeing the dream come true 😂

@OnAWireStudios

11 ай бұрын

However, "Your squad just straight-up ghosted me" has to be a close second.

@finiscoronatopus6740

11 ай бұрын

amen 🤣

@GibberMuzagi

11 ай бұрын

If the greatest moment in Church history isn't the death, burial, and resurrection of Jesus Christ, then you are either lost or significantly backslidden.

@OnAWireStudios

11 ай бұрын

@@GibberMuzagi Dude, this is a comment thread on a Babylon Bee video where John MacArthur of all people says "sup fam?". We are joking around. None of us would deny that in reality the life, death, burial and resurrection of Christ is the greatest moment in all of history from the moment Adam drew his first breath. Beware of being overly critical. And I truly mean this with sincere love.

Love how it ended with our apparently uninterested teenager asking a great theological question. Salvation is real.

@BroodingEdgelord

11 ай бұрын

It's the second. Holy spirit.

@Booz2020

11 ай бұрын

When you go woke, you get BROKE👀💯

@Godisgood507

11 ай бұрын

Taking Back The Rainbow org is an awesome movement, they are helping people to come out of the darkness into the light

@loraleewellington9064

11 ай бұрын

Yup, I saw that coming pretty quickly, but it was still SO WONDERFUL to watch! (Even though it's just a parody and not real life...)

@whimsiquisitive

11 ай бұрын

I love your profile picture, it's super relevant to this woke era.

If I hadn't already gone to a Christian college I definitely would consider that one. The "sup, fam" really hit me in the feels.

My daughter decided on Hillsdale when she realized it was the only university whose marketing info didn't emphasize what a great time she would have.

@oddtomato1049

22 күн бұрын

Did she make the right call?

@karenmartin4221

20 күн бұрын

Is Hillsdale totally online?

Babylon Bee posted this at the perfect time for me. I'm looking forward to attending a Christian university this fall, so this skit hits just right. ❤😂

@Joreel

11 ай бұрын

Which one??? I attended Bethel University 😋

@lawrencetalbot8346

11 ай бұрын

I went to Mercer. It was nice banging a lot of virgins happy to “explore freedom” during college. Meanwhile my friend went to Bob Jones and it was awful to put it politely

@foncywoolsocksiii923

11 ай бұрын

Be careful. They're infiltrating even religious schools and universities now.

@charlylucky7508

11 ай бұрын

Good for you, but get all the info you can from everyone you're applying at. Some shysty warped thinking ones out there. Good luck!

@takarahayashi4124

11 ай бұрын

make sure when you browse the site and look for red flags, if you see anything about diversity and pride stuff, run far away.

I was expecting the daughter at the end to say something like "This place looks awesome, I think I'll go here." Her finishing line and the follow up WERE EVEN BETTER!! A+

@kingtut4734

11 ай бұрын

That was probably the first draft of the script.

When John spoke, it almost made me cry. Such a theological giant contributed to this satirical shorts is one of the biggest revolution and historical event of modern church history.

Is this an actual, ACTUAL university?! I would LOVE to study in a place like that! Even though I already have undergraduated and graduated degrees. In Brazil we don't have universities like these; we only have cesspools of woke brainwashing.

@brengail3528

10 ай бұрын

It is a real university in Santa Clarita, California!!!

@meusisto

9 ай бұрын

You have Mosteiro de São Bento there.

@Willowy13

9 ай бұрын

We have what should be the equivalent to this college. Pontificia Univeersity Catholic or PUC... but they aren't Universities, Pontifias or Catholics. They are more woke than our "Federal Universities".

@caril.9384

9 ай бұрын

IT is indeed a real university in California

@debblouin

8 ай бұрын

@@brengail3528that is a very different diet!😜

The best part? "We're going to wave your application fee." The John Edwards question is spot on a good one to actually adress, and this is the first time I think the bee has taken it to its logical conclusion.

@terryboyer1342

11 ай бұрын

Spelling Police APB: Wave in this usage is spelled waive. And for this infraction your application fee is doubled. 😁

@getinthespace7715

11 ай бұрын

@terryboyer1342, spelling you missed "adress". We're docking your pay.

@terryboyer1342

11 ай бұрын

@@getinthespace7715 Doh!

@aussiesoapgirl3378

11 ай бұрын

*waive

@D1nk13

11 ай бұрын

@@aussiesoapgirl3378 Stopped by to correct the spelling. Glad I found a kindred spirit.. ☺️

wish i had attended one of these universities, all the indoctrination i had to stomach on a daily basis was sickening

@zionmama150

11 ай бұрын

I know many people who have attended some of these universities, and yet they still get bombarded with a bunch of woke crap

@nickswildweather1308

11 ай бұрын

I will pray for your recovery!

@victorstiles8946

11 ай бұрын

You got an education. The Christian university would have indoctrinated you.

@lostinsamoa

11 ай бұрын

@@victorstiles8946 with good morals and character

@davidcole333

11 ай бұрын

@@victorstiles8946 Hysterical. Very cute. You can't see the forest for the trees any longer, can you?

Honestly I felt concerned for the daughter. She didn't feel comfortable when touched by her parents and when her mother was hugging her her face screamed 'Save me.'

I ❤ that even the dog looked confused that the parents are argumentative about 2+2=4. 😂

Did I just watch a 4:30 long commercial for a college, job well done Bee you got me 😁

"Your squad straight-up ghosted me!" John MacArthur uttering those words is surely a sign of the end times.

I love how this just casually turns into an actual commercial for masters’ university.

When Johnny Mac says "sup fam" I immediately went downstairs and hugged all my commentaries

Good on you Christians for sticking up to your faith and values in these hard times. Much support and respect from your Muslim Brothers

@jonatand2045

11 ай бұрын

Superstitius people of the world unite!

@matteomansel9928

11 ай бұрын

Greetings to you!! People of God , unite!!

@charlesmaximus9161

11 ай бұрын

@@jonatand2045wew lad, careful you don’t cut yourself on all that edge, you rebel you. After all, all us superstitious nutters really should take a few cues from your far more rational, progressive ilk and embrace normal, sane, reasonable ideas such as allowing grown men dressed as women to read books to our children in public libraries. Amirite?

@rayjay1543

11 ай бұрын

Bad spellers, UNTIE!

@jonatand2045

11 ай бұрын

@@rayjay1543 Yes please. If enough people unite, we can fix the weird spelling in english.

You can always count on the Bee for “out of touch” humor that would have gotten them banned from Twitter prior to Elon. 😂

@bugwar5545

11 ай бұрын

Probably still get banned.

@irok1

11 ай бұрын

​@@bugwar5545I mean, they interviewed Musk themselves, so probably on good ground

@ps5801

11 ай бұрын

It *did* get them banned from Twitter before Elon.

@HasanUnknown

11 ай бұрын

Islam is a religion who makes us to Believe in Jesus, We Muslims 100% Believes in Jesus, We Muslims Believes that Jesus is the Christ, We Muslims Believes that Jesus will Come Again to this World, Jesus did Miracles by the Permission of Allah, Jesus himself Never said “Im God” also Never he said anyone to “Worship Me” Jesus was Just a Prophet and Messenger Of Allah Only to Guide The People of Israel, ----------------------- *Jesus Denies Being God* | Read ⬇️ ----------------------- "My Father is greater than me." [John 14:28] “I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to My God and your God.” [John 20:17] “Jesus said: 'Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.” [Mark 12:29] “Jesus, Fell with his face to the ground and Prayed.” [Matthew 26:39] “Jesus said, “My teaching is not my own, It comes from the one who has sent me.” [John 7:16] “I can of mine own self do nothing: as I hear, I judge: and my judgement is just because I seek not my own will, but the will of the Father who has sent me." [John 5:30] “The crowd answered, This is Jesus, the Prophet.” [Matthew 21:10-11] --------------------- *The Coming Of Prophet Muhammad In Bible* --------------------- “I still have many things to say to you, but you cannot bear them now. When he the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth, for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come, He will glorify me, for he will take what is mine and declare it to you.” [John 16:12-14] --------------------- *Allah Clears About Jesus* --------------------- [Quran:- 5:72]:- “Jesus has said, "O Children of Israel, worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord." [Quran:- 19:30]:- “Jesus has said, "Indeed, I am the servant of Allah. He has given me the Scripture and made me a Prophet.” [Quran:- 4:171]:- “Christ Jesus the son of Mary was no more than a messenger of Allah, So believe in Allah and His messengers. Say not "Trinity" desist: it will be better for you: for Allah is one Allah: -------------------

@ijustdocomments6777

11 ай бұрын

@@HasanUnknown Yeah, bro, the problem is that Muhammad was a false prophet. 🤣 Y'all are like, "It's okay we believe in Jesus!" but then don't believe in the trinity anymore than Jews do. At least they're honest about it and have the Old Testament to stand on, not a book some guy made up. Christians will always ally themselves with Israel because regardless of all our differences with the Jews, we hold the same values. You guys don't even like dogs, ffs.

😂This was hilarious. Thank you for the laughs. To all christians; Stay strong in your faith! 🙏

When I was a kid I begged mom to send me to Catholic school taught by nuns… Didn’t happen… She was raising me to be a CEO… Thankfully there’s no risk of that ever happening. Much to her disappointment… 😅😅😅 I’m a wife and mother first and foremost. I’ve only started working now that the little ones are going to school, so we can better afford to raise them devout Catholics… Deo Gratias! 🙌

@Willowy13

9 ай бұрын

🙏🙏❤️❤️

@wealthintruth6227

5 ай бұрын

Christian values are a great foundation for children

@blackdragon796

10 күн бұрын

That's the way to go. When they young you kinda pause your professional life but when they grow you work. Education is very important. 🙏💖

I went to Master’s and it was one of the greatest experiences of my life. I made lifelong friends and grew in my faith. I laughed so hard when Dr. MacArthur appeared. Also…the church featured in this video was my church for many years before I left California. Amazing school, church, and community. I love Texas and do not want to come back to California but I do miss the TMU community.

@imabeliever85

11 ай бұрын

I almost started crying when MacArthur appeared. He is a hero of the faith.

@larrytate4586

11 ай бұрын

Then help to work against ex-Californians turning Texas liberal.

@jonatand2045

11 ай бұрын

​@@larrytate4586One reason people are leaving is because of the housing crisis in California. That was caused by nimbys, which can't really be called liberal.

@someguy5438

11 ай бұрын

So no real education then?

@laurasavage1528

11 ай бұрын

Welcome to Texas! I came to Christ hearing Dr. McArthur’s preaching of the Word of God. How blessed you are to have been under his leadership and guidance.

The pet dog should be commended for its clueless but alert look.

@foncywoolsocksiii923

11 ай бұрын

The ASPCA needs to do a wellness check on Fixo.

@peterbaugh51

11 ай бұрын

Dog thinking; Why does my water taste funny?

@kentspreen5607

11 ай бұрын

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel - I have 2 - great companions!

@lesselp

11 ай бұрын

Director said 'a clueless but alert look is what we're looking for here'.

@PrelectXBL

11 ай бұрын

I have a black and tan cavalier that has that same look on his face all day. I'm convinced he has ADHD. He sits in the yard for hours sometimes just staring at the trees and chasing leaves when the wind blows.

"your squad straight up ghosted me big yikes" XD 3:20

1:40 mentally healthy people don't get "triggered" that easily, they don't need "safe spaces"

@michaelstrohmaier402

11 ай бұрын

2:50 every man is all of that (except maybe white, because other races exist) but everyone is hetero and the radical leftist fascist word she used

@michaelstrohmaier402

11 ай бұрын

4:00 always nice if mentally ill radical leftists failed in indoctrinating their children. there are too many radical leftist ideas out there, we need more mentally and morally healthy people, more conservatives/christians.

Oh my gosh it’s a real college AND in California? I’m gonna faint!

@Janeintheok

11 ай бұрын

🤯😄👍🏼

@Joreel

11 ай бұрын

Not for much longer if Governor Newsom gets his way. He's been working hard with the legislature in California to close down any and all religious institutions who oppose the Woke LGBTQIA+ theology being taught in all California schools.

@CarbonBasedLifeform7810

11 ай бұрын

@@Joreelorrect. Newsom is a servant of the devil

@foncywoolsocksiii923

11 ай бұрын

You must have been hit with a case of the vapors. It happens to the best of us.

@causticchameleon7861

11 ай бұрын

@@foncywoolsocksiii923 oh my word, yes! This little Georgia peach just couldn’t handle all that shock! 🍑🙃🤣

Love that MacArthur made an appearance. Never thought I hear him bend to the culture to speak such words! 🤪🤣🤣 I see what you did there bee

@ZDS1025

11 ай бұрын

You could tell he was having fun.

@foncywoolsocksiii923

11 ай бұрын

Ngl, it made me chuckle heartily.

@elsenored562

11 ай бұрын

It sounds like he had just had the words translated before he spoke them.

@OlgaSmirnova1

11 ай бұрын

@@JasonShootsI love my Pastor MCArthur. May God keep him with us for many many years!

@kmartcolonel5548

11 ай бұрын

Like I said in another comment, he studied the Boomer-Zoomer Lexicon of American English in his English Slang Studies.

The actors were amazing, the script was hilarious! Thank you for this video!!

I want to pretend to be those parents at state schools and see what they have for answers to those questions 😂

That guy who played the tour guide really played that role quite well. I wonder if he has actually been a tour guide for a college before.

I love how John MacArthur‘s eyes got really big after she questioned him and he said we’re going to waive your admission fee😂😂😂

“Spiritual, not religious” definitely belongs here with all the other woke BS. Thanks for including it. 👍🏼

Really loved John's "we'll waive your application fee" at 3:36!

@nash6568

28 күн бұрын

Same 😊 This girl just became so likable for no reason at all

The Master's is a blessing and so its the president, John MacArthur.

@ebriggs3498

11 ай бұрын

Well, that’s debatable, but glad the mighty John allowed them to film there. Hope none of those actors are Spirit filled; he will kick them out so fast, your head will spin!

@Joreel

11 ай бұрын

​@@ebriggs3498They're ALL spirit filled. Once you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior the Holy Spirit indwells you, so yeah they're all filled with the Holy Spirit.

I go to Mount St. Mary's University and work as a orientation leader. We have a ton of families that come and have this EXACT same scenario where the student is actually interested in theology and christian education despite having been raised against it. This video is amazing!

@robertkeith7274

11 ай бұрын

That's encouraging to hear.

@eazystreet5507

11 ай бұрын

99% of Christians in America call Jesus a liar and don't believe in The Ten Commandments.

@goyisherebbe

11 ай бұрын

Those are the Christians? I'm glad I'm Jewish!

@eazystreet5507

11 ай бұрын

@@goyisherebbe They aren't just MAGA CULT SHEEP.

@rogerdittmer5164

11 ай бұрын

@@eazystreet5507 Curious. What is the source for your statistic?

good to see some schools still have real values. I attend the only conservative public school in Texas, Texas A&M University, and we get called nazis constantly for being right of stalin.

“Your squad straight up ghosted me big yikes” How much did they have to pay MacArthur to say that 😂😂😂

Proof that JMac still has a sense of humor…and partnering with The Babylon Bee is very clever.👏

@AWOLCHRISTIAN

11 ай бұрын

Yep, both clever and manipulate on MacArthurs part. Any opportunity to spout his false doctrines of Calvinism and he’s ready to even stoop to a worldly caricature of a Gen Z ! Badly executed by the way and extremely cringe worthy.

@joshuarmost

11 ай бұрын

O he’s always kinda been in stuff. Master’s Memes has had him multiple times.

@citizenken7069

11 ай бұрын

@@AWOLCHRISTIAN John MacArthur has a great sense of humor, but you obviously don't.

@DaleksInc

11 ай бұрын

@@AWOLCHRISTIAN Based on your strongly-held opinion on the subject, am I correct in assuming that you're Roman Catholic?

"And what is that lower case t over there?" 😂🤣💀

I work at a small private Christian college in the Midwest. It is a bastion of woke culture.

I thank God for brother John and his faithful exposition of God's word.. Yours in Christ, Andy, from Australia

"we want our daughter to have a spiritual education but not a religious one"....damn, that line made me lol, and I mean actually laugh out loud.

@chadsmith8966

11 ай бұрын

Not to mention the refusal to accept 2+2=4 with an obvious hatred for reality. That Gnosticism in a nutshell.

@paulbeahm3891

11 ай бұрын

It got me in the heart cause I used to be one of those Christians who would say "well... I think of myself as speerichule and not relijus." 🤮

@mikesixx7655

11 ай бұрын

@@paulbeahm3891 no actual Christian says that. That's the nonsense peddled by born agains who are nothing but jackasses

@cathysimmons8484

11 ай бұрын

And your point?

@perkylittleblondeFF

11 ай бұрын

do all your comments need to use "damn"?

Once told a liberal that there needs to be more numbers in binary because we live in a world where there should be more then two numbers in binary and she agreed with me. This is the sad state of affairs people in IT have to deal with

@colormedubious4747

11 ай бұрын

Obviously, hexadecimal is FAR more inclusive! 🤣

@nootnewt

11 ай бұрын

Fortunately my phone is non-binary

@nuclearsynapse5319

11 ай бұрын

@@colormedubious4747 but ONLY eight times more inclusive, we should strive to include all numbers in our counting systems! I propose Base Infinity as a solution

@colormedubious4747

11 ай бұрын

@@nuclearsynapse5319 You make a compelling argument. 🤣

@potatoheadpokemario1931

11 ай бұрын

​@@nuclearsynapse5319we need to include imaginary numbers

My daughter went to a Christian college. It was an eye opener for drugs and other things. She only went one year .

The Babylon Bee always delivers! Thanks!

And the daughter can't get off the phone, I love this channel 😂

@edennis8578

11 ай бұрын

With parents like that, it's probably the only way she stays sane.

@NinjaFlibble

11 ай бұрын

Until she's asking MacArthur that question 😂

@robertchapman6795

11 ай бұрын

She was researching “Universities founded on religious morals”. She obviously found one she liked and duped her parents in to visiting! 😂

@TheSpicyLeg

11 ай бұрын

I actually think that was far deeper than it appears. You’re supposed to view the daughter as listless, self-absorbed, and ignorant, always on her phone. In reality, she was using it to learn. It got me just like it got most of you. Lol

@nicoleking772

11 ай бұрын

We (my male masculine husband and I, a biological female) didn't ALLOW our oldest daughter to have a phone until 1 She could save up and buy it herself 2 Went off to college. The three younger ones will follow by the same rule. I'm sure that will get US reported to Social Services.

The Babylon Bee gets better every time I watch there videos, totally inspirational.

@Terrorraptor483

11 ай бұрын

their*

@ZDS1025

11 ай бұрын

@@Terrorraptor483 O stopp itt! 😎😎

@Spushed

11 ай бұрын

​@@Terrorraptor483damn beat me to it! You must've attended Masters!

@sainathvaikuntham9651

11 ай бұрын

Correct title should be "parents touring cultist Christian college", wherein we indoctrinate kids with nonsense believes such as rapture is a true event going to happen, charles Darwin evolution theory is false, a person with a different sexual orientation (lesbian or gays) should be disregarded from the society, guns should be given to minors :) etc, you know you guys get the whole list :) Typical cultist nonsensical indoctrination. Woohoo, way to B.B ^.^

@Terrorraptor483

11 ай бұрын

@@Spushed I might have, I might not have.

*_I love how the recent Bee REPORTS are weaving the sponsors directly into the story line._* Kudos for the SMART creativity. 😎♥✝🇺🇸💯

Not practically religious, but I loved the video. Felt authentic, not condescending. Awesome. Made my day. And even though it's been a while since I've said it to anyone and it clearly not a Catholic school, which is the faith of my youth. God Bless y'all for displaying civility, humor, and humanity in your video. We need a lot more of it in our country.

That guy giving the tour was hilarious.

@whaguitars

11 ай бұрын

Agreed his reactions were great!

@lucygreen875

11 ай бұрын

Excellent acting!!!

I love John Macarthur. He has been such a great teacher throughout his life. I can't believe he agreed to do this video with you guys except for the fact it turned out to be a commercial for the Masters University. Good job

@davidcole333

11 ай бұрын

Macarthur has very spotty theology. Calvinist.

@guessable

11 ай бұрын

@@davidcole333settle down

@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep

11 ай бұрын

@@davidcole333 Is he the guy that denies the trinity?

@dmills7080

11 ай бұрын

​@@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep No. Not sure who you are thinking of but not John MacArthur.

@dmills7080

11 ай бұрын

​@@davidcole333I'm curious what you mean by spotty. He has a pretty solid grasp on the Bible.

What is that lower case t over there.............🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wonderful !! Go Masters and God Bless !!!!

Honestly as a Muslim, would take this over a public school. Literally going to a Christian college right now. Edit: Came back after 1 month. The replies are... well... chaotic to say the least. You're welcome to see the discussion but beware.

@davidzalkin7118

11 ай бұрын

A wise move

@muhammad1732

11 ай бұрын

@davidzalkin7118 agreed, went to a public school in 2019, it was awful. No respect for education, just mayhem.

@JessicaB1982

11 ай бұрын

@@muhammad1732 that's why I dropped out when I was 16, I saw the direction things were going and wanted no part of it. Today, I'm a mom with a son who just turned 22 a few days ago, working hard, got my own place, two cats and a husband I'd like to throttle sometimes but love more than anyone else in the world other than my son.

@hadassah179

11 ай бұрын

Christ is MORE than messiah who fulfilled 365 prophecies of the OT including the ones that *clearly* say He would be crucified for our salvation. He's everything allah can NEVER be cuz only His name conquers death and demons.

@jack-1955

11 ай бұрын

I pray that you see the light and renounce the false religion of Islam and put your faith in the one and only true God, the God of the bible and our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

I love this especially the daughter at the end. Perfect.

@7EvanPAC789

11 ай бұрын

Actually its lacking depth

@GarySmith-up1un

11 ай бұрын

@@7EvanPAC789. Oh Shut Up ! 🤲 please ?

@7EvanPAC789

11 ай бұрын

@@GarySmith-up1un No, you shut up your lies. lol

@jjphank

11 ай бұрын

Jonathan Eddie was wrong though;; God wants all men to be saved first Timothy 2:4, second peter 3:9! God, predestines groups or plurals only, never individuals. Ephesians 1 -2 points: “ us and we” are pre-destined never “you and I“! And 11 times in 11 verses from 3-14 you have to remain “in Christ“ (in him, in whom) to be predestined! Romans 9:1-3 Paul is talking about the nation of Israel, all the way to the end of chapter 11 ! So, “Jacob, I loved, Esau I hated“ is genesis 25:23 “there are two nations in your womb“ Of course, we have the story of Jacob and Esau and how Esau despised his birthright ! So God truly does love all people, he truly did make hell for the devil and his angels just as Matthew 25:41 says ! Even the 42 youths, mauled by the 2 bears, was because they mocked Elijah‘s rapture, a.k.a. the resurrection , they were saying “go on up Baldy “ ; and ALL their prophets just recently Were killed by Elijah and they should’ve known to stop worshiping Baal! Bethel was the headquarters of Baal worship, where this took place! So God never arbitrarily and haphazardly deals with any human being ! His love cannot be measured says Romans 8! But if you’re a Calvinists it’s “his love cannot be measured , (Wink, wink)“! Come out of the false belief system of Calvinism ! Now you have no excuse because you cannot out argue this, let’s hear you try! Read Matthew 25 the parable of the Calvinists, a.k.a. talents ! Where the guy buried his talent calling God,- somebody who doesn’t judge rightly & he was thrown into hell as a result! He had the wrong view of God, & So Will a Calvinist, they’ll have a callous view of God!

@matts.6558

12 күн бұрын

@@jjphankwell said. Here is something even more simple to ask a Calvinist. Gospel unarguably means “good news”. Jesus said preach it to every person. Therefore what EXACTLY is the good news if preached to somebody who was not elected before the foundation of the world (according to Calvinism)? What can possibly be the good news for a non-chosen person? Serious logical contradiction

You guys are goood and funny! That puppy is hilarious!

"Your squad straight-out ghosted me, big yikes" 😂 Comedy from the beginning to the end

Joke's on you, the girl on her phone was discussing the doctrines of grace with her friend who's also a secret theology nerd.

Very grateful to have gone to a Christian college. Wasn’t till after I graduated that I realized what a gift that was

@sioioos

11 ай бұрын

May I ask why you thought it was better, if its the only one you attended?

@Ralampos

11 ай бұрын

@@sioioos He isn't going to attend school for another 3 years now is he? And there's the internet where you can get information?

@IgnoretheButter

11 ай бұрын

I've been to both a non and religious affiliated university. I can confirm, a lot less B.S takes place at Liberty University than at the other school. A lot less crime, a lot less protests, and even non-religious, liberal, and LGBTQ+ people are treated equally, fairly, and friendly there.

@Steinborn24

11 ай бұрын

I was the exact opposite. So thankful I didn't go to a Christian college so I could study real Religious studies and critical theology.

@blackwidow5762

11 ай бұрын

A gift in being sheltered from the real world?

I literally cracked when I saw John MacArthur lol 🤣 although I know it's his university but didn't expect his cameo.

Way to go John! Loved it!

I'm atheist but prefer 1,000,000 a christian education than what became "liberal" education.

@codyvandal2860

11 ай бұрын

Out of curiosity are you familiar with Jay Dyer?

@YashaKoman

11 ай бұрын

Maybe it’s a sign that there’s a God, when true Christians are the only ones that seem logical these days.

@bemhibbits4157

11 ай бұрын

@@YashaKoman LOL sure, OK. Why not pray to him to stop giving cancer to babies? Why must he do that? if he's real, that is...

@bemhibbits4157

11 ай бұрын

@@YashaKoman Why only Christianity? There are many other religions. But you're the special ones, right?

@sergioesamayoa

11 ай бұрын

@@YashaKoman > there’s a God And here we go... What god? A "creator" or the "benevolent / all love christian god"? There is a chance of the former but the latter none.

I can't believe John MacArthur actually agreed to that script...How many times did he have to rehearse to get it close to right? 😂

@amyw7200

11 ай бұрын

😂Right! I barely knew what he was talking about! 😂

@marknolan5182

11 ай бұрын

Macarthur writes his own material

@ahncaldazar

11 ай бұрын

@@schmiggidy Indeed 🙂

@BuckJackson-kc8pb

11 ай бұрын

John is old school hippie days and keeps up with the times.

The tour guy is right now asking for help to Jesus to survive the parents

Beautiful to see our brother and pastor John McArthur in this video. We live in Alaska, and though we are Pentecostal, we love his sermons on KZread. ❤

I'm not religious, but I would much rather go to this school than go to UCLA. At least this school allows freedom of speech, teaches factual and useful subjects, and doesn't shove politics down your throat

@bemhibbits4157

11 ай бұрын

You'd rather have religion shoved down your throat?

@LiveWell6

11 ай бұрын

They actually don’t allow freedom of speech at this university. Swearing can get you in trouble with the school administration. I’m not joking. And non Christians are not allowed to attend.

@tg5476

11 ай бұрын

4 weeks into my first and only semester, showed me i chose wrong

@Godisgood507

11 ай бұрын

Taking Back The Rainbow org is an awesome movement, they are helping people to come out of the darkness into the light

@lookinglistening09

11 ай бұрын

@@tg5476 At which school?

Hearing those words from John MacArthur was the cherry on top. 😂 The Bee is the home of good clean uproarious comedy.

As usual great job 👏🏻

Last night I had a dream where I was at a Maccas, but it was just full on woke, if your girlfriend went there for even a few hours, she was guaranteed to change genders due to intense peer pressure. Turns out the McDonalds managers were intentionally making it woke for some reason. Everyone there was either a twitter girl, or exactly like these parents, but all had dyed hair. It was my worst nightmare yet. I didn't worry about the peer pressure and turning woke though because I was ironically very judgemental to everyone.

3:24 You did not just get Pastor John to say that 😂😂😂

That John MacArthur entrance at the end was the funniest thing I've seen all day 😂😂😂

Lol Dr John MacArthur! I can’t believe you all got him to say that! He’s a real trooper! Great video!

Your squad totally ghosted me.. As a non-english main, I learned a lot

I never realized the Babylon Bee had actual great actors. Y'all are hilarious too.

@Anonymous-ld2hi

11 ай бұрын

Then you haven't watched enough.

@PJM257

11 ай бұрын

This is a joke right? These are legitimately the worst actors I've ever seen. Everything about this video was so fake.

@bellakim9169

5 ай бұрын

!!!!!!!!

@doctordinternet

2 ай бұрын

Especially that old guy at the end.

This is the greatest ever. Never thought I would see a collaboration with John MacArthur and the Babylon Bee.

The Dean being so impressed by the girl's knowledge makes him even basically give her a free scholarship 💀

WOOOW!!! SO AWESOME!!! i literally listen to John MacArthur every single day...so what a treat to see him in this video!!!

I thought this was a humor site. This is just realism.

@portaltwo

11 ай бұрын

Beat me to it! 😂😂😂

@Galahad54

11 ай бұрын

Do you have any idea how hard it is to spoof wokeism? Sometimes I have have to check Bee, or Not the Bee? Sometimes the time between Bee and Not the Bee is measured in hours or less.

@NinjaFlibble

11 ай бұрын

Their satires do turn into prophecy with frightening regularity

@nicoleking772

11 ай бұрын

Here in CLOWNWORLD, It is getting difficult to distinguish sarcasm from reality and reality from insanity.

OMG...that "lower case 't' over there" had me spitting out my Dr Pepper all over my Labrador! Mommy's sorry, Riley! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@whaguitars

11 ай бұрын

LOL

😂I just love this and seeing JMac in a skit too, good one!

As someone who went to catholic school, it makes me sad a school like this is an anomaly in current time.

@Steinborn24

11 ай бұрын

You realize this was a skit, right.

@perkylittleblondeFF

11 ай бұрын

@@Steinborn24 A skit, yes, but much truth in the comment to which you replied. So - your point is...?

@CYCO1631

11 ай бұрын

I went to one in Upstate NY. It was a nice change from my experience with the rest of the crazy state.

@giulizpaviz6381

11 ай бұрын

I went to a provate christian school too, it wasn't too religious (just one pray in the morning, but that's it). But honestly it was a much better experience than art school. I should have stayed there to end my high school years, but I left for the anxiety of not succeeding it (and I regret it since then)

@Alan0000able

11 ай бұрын

@@perkylittleblondeFF Point is anyone can make a skit that does not represent anything. I can make skit where religious fanatics argue against logic.

Only in-accuracy is there is two parents 💀 Also love the McArthur Cameo 👏

@evage99

11 ай бұрын

And they're a - gasp! - *heterosexual couple*

@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik

2 ай бұрын

The only thing accurate in this is the fact the kid was on her phone the whole time.

Fantastic commercial😂,loved the humor, God bless you all.

Never imagined John MacArthur in a Bee video!! 😅…it was great!!

Hearing Pastor John speak slang is so weird! 😂 I'm so glad that Babylon Bee came to TMU to a sketch and to promote the school! Thanks, Babylon Bee, for allowing my friends and me to be an extra in your video!

@DavidKugler896

11 ай бұрын

Hi Jeremiah!

@jmachatch6696

11 ай бұрын

Lucky!!! To me that’s up there with randomly meeting Bill Murray.

@gtbigdog3507

11 ай бұрын

Ya pretty crazy. I’m still smarting from 45 years ago when he was the ref in my basketball game and he admonished me for fouling to hard

@joshuarmost

11 ай бұрын

So jealous of you Jeremiah. Wish I could have been there for it

@yamatotakeru9078

11 ай бұрын

TRUTH

Hilarious! I love that Pastor MacArthur doesn't take himself so serious as to have a little fun. Great job BEE!

@abelsadventures3480

11 ай бұрын

Mr Calvin says you have no free will. Bad stuff. Does God know if you will choose him or not? Yes he does but that is above our pay grade! Just like Jesus in the wilderness talking to satan. Just like in Job, (sorry I don't know the address) but God has another dialogue with satan. Romans 10:9. Get saved today. Godspeed!

@TraditionalAnglican

11 ай бұрын

It’s the Babylon Bee! You either can take a joke or you don’t go on!