I used to be considered obese. But I started identifying as slim. I'm now a translender.

@fingerscrossed2453

2 жыл бұрын

I support you

@jcmafia6979

2 жыл бұрын

@@fingerscrossed2453 thank you. At 305 lbs, I might even qualify to be anorexic.

@salsal8881

2 жыл бұрын

@@jcmafia6979 dayum why aren't you eating go see a doctor you're withering away.

@jcmafia6979

2 жыл бұрын

@@salsal8881 😂✌

@jcmafia6979

2 жыл бұрын

@@brentduncan18 😂👏

Why cannot a person just identify as the winner? End this discrimination already.

@terrencedeagle4429

Жыл бұрын

Don't have to race right..😅

@CH-Wisdom

Жыл бұрын

Love it!!!!!

@konstsh2240

Жыл бұрын

Isnt discrimination the purpose of all competitions? The majority loses and just few wins, so intolerant and traumatizing.

@terrencedeagle4429

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@terrencedeagle4429

Жыл бұрын

@@konstsh2240 lol

My birth certificate says I’m 61, but my birthdate is just a number “assigned” to me at birth. I identify as a 67 year old, so where’s my pension!

@nidepengyou101

3 ай бұрын

Genius ❤

@bolutt

3 ай бұрын

The most logical statement EVER!!

@NightWear21

3 ай бұрын

Are you going to enroll in college again since you identify as 23 again? You should also identify as a "4.0 GPA" student. Be sure you take classes that have absolutely no significance toward progress. It's better to waste the classes time and $ with random Tourette like outbursts demanding others accept your pronouns, That's way more effective for your agenda than actually attending to learn or anything. Really push your agenda 🤣🤣💀💀

@Jonathan.D

3 ай бұрын

My son identifies as a pirate. Next week, he undergoes the first of several surgeries in his transition. His left eye will be removed and replaced with an eyepatch. His right leg will be replaced with a peg. Lastly, his left hand is being replaced with a hook. His pronouns are Pi, rate, and Arrrr.

@frenzyviz6296

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, mine too!

im so inspired by this i bought a forklift and starting my power lifter career

@scottcoachlife5443

3 ай бұрын

Keep us posted on your success!

@AK-ri7rn

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@LiwaySaGu

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@rickyracestrickland8927

3 ай бұрын

You are stunning and brave

@m.i.c.h.o

3 ай бұрын

I salute you, you are a WARRIOR!

I identify as a millionaire. I'm a transwealth. Yet every time I walk into the bank to make a withdraw, or I try to buy properties, or get new credit cards, etc, I'm laughed at and ridiculed. I feel really depressed about that. People are intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transwealthphobic people.

@rcnelson

2 жыл бұрын

Ditto. I'm a transmonarch but no one worships me. Bigots they are, one and all.

@thehammer9599

2 жыл бұрын

I identify as transphobic. End the hate of hate.

@davidm4566

2 жыл бұрын

You should sue them for their racism and bigotry to deny your identifying as a millionaire.

@talisikid1618

2 жыл бұрын

LOL!! That’s me too!!

@kanedNunable

2 жыл бұрын

i feel your pain my man. i am the same, i feel menial jobs are beneath me and for others, i should be laying on a yacht with 10 young pretty ladies. i can feel it.

There is NO mechanical difference between motorcycles and bicycles, that's a fact, it's science.

@Dennis-nc3vw

2 жыл бұрын

Bicycles are a social construct.

@Master_Yoda1990

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Both have only two wheels that go around, a seat for a person, and hand brakes. They’re essentially the same.

@gotzvonunentberlichingen1452

2 жыл бұрын

As long as the motorcycle and bicycle have testosterone levels under 5 ag/dl everything is okay.

@gigakuma

2 жыл бұрын

The science is settled guys.😂👍

@Noah-zz8uw

2 жыл бұрын

Some people say that transcycles have an advantage with their engines, but you have to understand that cisbikes have always had advantages over each other. Some can change gears, therefore the sport has never been fair, and we SHOULD allow transcycles with engines to participate

I used to be poor, but now I identify as a millionaire. The bank said I only have $76.48, but they are just being richaphobic.

@GoingOn95

11 күн бұрын

Bigots!

@ECM77

7 күн бұрын

Yours is a classic case of a transeconomic syndrome identity. My problem too…

@resenden

5 күн бұрын

Cancel em on twitter.

Massive courage for coming out. I am still a closet bicyclist. Bike shops still shun servicing my bike...calling it names like ...that's Harley, not a bike. I am totally distraught.

@eljoanthonynj6817

10 ай бұрын

That's insane! I'm offended on your behalf and would sue them to oblivion 😡

@RoadToStrength-nv8ei

4 ай бұрын

I'm sorry you experiencd such a hateful horrific attack. Just know you have support from other transmotors all over the world

@TakiMitsuha2016

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@zobius9191

4 ай бұрын

"Sorry sir we don't carry those kind of chains.."

@bonnielucas3244

4 ай бұрын

👍👍👍👍

I'm not a mechanic, so I can't tell what a motorcycle or a bicycle is. If he identifies as a bicyclist, he must be one. I'm an ally of the transvehicle community.

@josealmeida76

2 жыл бұрын

"I don't know what is a woman because I'm not a biologist!" One stupid bitch who wants to be a Supreme Court Judge.

@catwhisperer9489

2 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂

@unclecreepy4185

2 жыл бұрын

I’m glad you support the trans community, but the fact that you think you have to be a mechanic to tell the difference is part of the problem. Being a bicycle isn’t about mechanicology.

@craigscott2315

2 жыл бұрын

@@unclecreepy4185 let me guess, ew is often where the conversation ends?

@stolearovigor281

2 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

Fact Check: Experts in transvehiclism have debunked the claim that a 200hp engine provides any competitive advantage. Transbicyclphobes are simply opposed to greater diversity in bicycle races.

@JK-cv9jf

3 жыл бұрын

Yep! Because bicyclists transvehicling to motorcyclists would be just as likely to dominate those races as well

@vivianvandermerwe1380

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, CNN fact checked it so its obviously true

@DocMicrowave

3 жыл бұрын

They put the motorcycle on Ethanol instead of Gasoline. It lowers the performance and makes the playing field much more even and fair.

@lawsonransom8318

3 жыл бұрын

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Truth Love 💘 ☆☆☆☆ & Equity for All!!!!

@margomargo2

3 жыл бұрын

Transvehiclism! Looollzzz - Perfect! - This video and your remark should be posted on every stream showing women's competitive sports. I saw the problem coming down the pike when Pistorius was allowed to run against men with normal legs and everyone acted as if he did not have an advantage on those prosthetic limbs. I understand there is someone named - no joke - Blake Leeper. He has the same type of prosthetic legs and is being told he has an unfair advantage over the other men and won't be allowed to compete in Japan.

This comment thread is the best I've ever come across on KZread.

@rickyracestrickland8927

3 ай бұрын

That is because everyone here is identifying as a comedian

@shoaibalam6238

3 ай бұрын

Still no match against the dope ibrahimovic threads😂

@sawdust466

3 ай бұрын

I love the Bee….

@qjuantum

3 ай бұрын

Thanks for letting us know and breaking the chain 🙄

@alohamom2380

2 ай бұрын

Babylon Bee- the 21st Century court jesters! 🥳

this story just inspired me. During rush hour, i want to be identified as 2 people, so i can use the HOV lane.

@AlexanderTheEvenGreater

4 ай бұрын

I might identify as a bus, so that I can use bus lanes.

@DroneToTable

3 ай бұрын

You are no longer he. You are now they in traffic 😂

@jeffknott1975

3 ай бұрын

Just use the pronouns "they/them" then there's more than one of you!!

@BF-27

3 ай бұрын

I think the actual term is “two spirit”

@badmuppet6532

2 ай бұрын

You can, just identify as they/ them and bang your in the HOV lane!

I'm still waiting for my Medicare and Social Security benefits since I've identified myself as 70 year old. My biological age is irreverent.

@davidryder3374

3 жыл бұрын

I actually quit my job and lay on my couch all day, because I identify as a billionaire. I'm offended that the government hasn't recognized my choice and started sending me checks yet.

@Japaneseanimeguy

3 жыл бұрын

Irrelevant. Irreverent indicates that you biological age was somehow revered or worshipped but is no longer or that it is somehow not showing reverence to God, neither of which is possible since age has no relevance to revereing anything.

@freddexta3363

3 жыл бұрын

@Scooter McDingleberry Some long forgotten science that actually taught that male and female humans are not interchangeable depending on your feelings of that month.

@AndieZ4U2

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidryder3374 HILARIOUS 😂😅🤣

@larion2336

3 жыл бұрын

@Scooter McDingleberry I think you'll find Biology only exists when what it is saying is convenient to me.

Motorcycles have no advantage over bicycles. This man is stunning and brave.

@ApacheJay156

3 жыл бұрын

The science is settled! Motorcycles are bicycles if they identify as such!

@Ieatpaste23

3 жыл бұрын

@@ApacheJay156 I agree! I demand someone get kicked out of the tour de france so this man can take their place.

@na1677

3 жыл бұрын

LOL. 🤣 pissing myself with laughter!

@na1677

3 жыл бұрын

Litterally the funniest (and truest) thing I've seen all day!

@Ieatpaste23

3 жыл бұрын

@@na1677 And damn the people who say otherwise. They're just a bunch of bigots who didn't train hard enough.

I can only imagine all the looks Norm gets in the locker room before each race when all the other cyclists are putting on their skin suits, and Norm is putting on his leathers, it must be very uncomfortable for him, but he yet still gets out there and competes with grace and dignity!

All other cyclists complaining about the unfair advantage were told to just train harder and stop whining.

The real problem is that Norm's bicycle was arbitrarily ASSIGNED the designation motorcycle at the time of production. The machinists failed to wait until they saw if the bike FEELS LIKE a bicycle or a motorcycle.

@SomeOne-ji8ny

2 жыл бұрын

👌

@aurora_wolf

2 жыл бұрын

This 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@suhaastsunduru887

2 жыл бұрын

noice

@smartbiney801

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@andreasrumpf9012

2 жыл бұрын

It turns out that transvehiclenism exists throughout human history, the native Americans called it *bi*-cycle, for example.

"Can you define the word 'bicyclists'?" "No I can't, I'm not a mechanic."

@DieselDoktor

2 жыл бұрын

As a professional mechanic, I’ve got to say this isn’t- *what’s that? I’ll be fired from every job I try to get and mobs will threaten to kill me?.* Like I was saying, I’m not sure I’m qualified to make a statement on norm’s “bicycle”… 😂🤣🤣

@PBerning

2 жыл бұрын

🙌👏 Exactly!!

@gumbalagumbalaka

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up! A bicycle can mean a lot of things to a lot of different people.

@pedropalacios1

2 жыл бұрын

Bigot

@pedropalacios1

2 жыл бұрын

TRANS BICYLISTS ARE REAL BICYLISTS!! SHUT UP YOU BIGOT!! you are a threat to our democracy!!!!!

I saw an 18 wheeler in the left lane and asked it how it was able to be there. It was against the law for a truck to be in the left two lanes. It responded that it identified as a car. Mind blowing revelation.

@rickyracestrickland8927

3 ай бұрын

Probably identified as a compact car, too. They always go to the extreme opposite of what they are.

As a bicyclist, I yield and submit and fully support what Norm is doing here, because I haven’t the brain to critically think about anything, but I want people not to dislike me.

@j3suisd3

4 ай бұрын

🤣😂

@MissJensk1

2 ай бұрын

😂

I identify as a billionaire and the bank is refusing to give me my money , this is just disgusting and disrespectful so i have filed a law suit in court

@alcoholisnotwhatpplmakeits1262

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha😂😂

@heavnxbound

Жыл бұрын

I relate to your username.

@iamuglyandfat5960

Жыл бұрын

@@heavnxbound 😭🤣🤣

@keep1t5imple5tupid

Жыл бұрын

I'm a plumber who identifies as a lawyer. Do you have representation?

@MinionInc

Жыл бұрын

Loool bigot banks!!!

If Norm doesn't qualify for Tour De France, we riot.

@valdivia1234567

3 жыл бұрын

We will 93% peacefully riot.

@draven4464

3 жыл бұрын

@@valdivia1234567 is there a limit to how low we can go? Like can we just identify as a peaceful protest and just riot? That sounds like a great time. We'll go arround slapping mirrors and doing burnouts to protest car supremacy

@WolverineIncognito

3 жыл бұрын

That’ll teach those small businesses to not discriminate against trans vehicle identities! /s

@duggerson8982

3 жыл бұрын

@@draven4464 oh yeah, it’s big brain time

@62cripple

3 жыл бұрын

🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇳🇿👌🏻🍻

It’s crazy how, in 2024, I, by the title, believed it could happen

@Robert-bk1dm

3 ай бұрын

It will happen just give it a little time. Peace out.

@TheGadileck

2 ай бұрын

Excellent use of the comma.

@diaperamess

Ай бұрын

it basically did happen. leah thomas or however you spell his name

@joelwillems4081

18 күн бұрын

@@diaperamess The sixty year old bicyclist guy was first. Suddenly, he was beating twenty and thirty year old actual women. I think he was in England where they now put you in jail if you don't use a pronoun someone picks from a hat in the morning.

@lashicd

17 күн бұрын

I thought the same thing

Honestly I expected a lot of woke hate comments, but I regained a little bit of faith in humanity

@maalikserebryakov

10 ай бұрын

Lol same here

@todd727300

6 ай бұрын

What can they say? It's their rules.

@JonathanGonzalez-zg5vf

4 ай бұрын

The woke are minorities bud.

@cyberspore00

3 ай бұрын

You Monsterrrrrs! (Just to tip the balance). 😂

@rickyracestrickland8927

3 ай бұрын

What could they say? I mean,isn't he just being stunning and brave? They like that kind of stuff.

His parents should never have forced their motorcyclist identity on him in the first place.

@shivajesus

3 жыл бұрын

I knew it would be an Aprilia!

@nathanwaldron4259

3 жыл бұрын

That’s fucking halirious

@JA-yz8eq

3 жыл бұрын

Did you just assume that motorbikes gender?

@ExtremeDeathman

3 жыл бұрын

@@JA-yz8eq the Aprilia already stated it's a zhe, so he didn't abuse zhit.

@WhatsWrongWithTheStreet

3 жыл бұрын

No doubt he was bullied in the schoolyard.

Of course, discrimination will block this athlete from the Tour De France.

@bwanadave76

3 жыл бұрын

Transcyclephobia

@glo9958

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously if it can happen in the OLYMPICS..anything is possible..

@realestdaddymac5974

3 жыл бұрын

No way! Trans cyclists will own the tour! # no more bicycles. 🤣

@Arp477

3 жыл бұрын

@@glo9958 -Is that happening!!!!????

@ablejohnson

3 жыл бұрын

They will probably blame it on horsepower growth hormone

He's my role model-- I can proudly ride my Ninja1200 in the bike lane at 170mph with my head held high!!! I AM A BICYCLIST!!!

@rickyracestrickland8927

3 ай бұрын

🤣 YOU GO,MAN!!!

@Vainglorious.1

Ай бұрын

You go, dude! Live your truth, loud and proud, and unashamed to identify as what you are!!!

Thank you. The world needs this.

So the moral of the story is: If you can't beat them, identify as a disadvantaged group and beat them.

@lucascoval828

3 жыл бұрын

NAILED IT! 😎😎😎

@AndieZ4U2

3 жыл бұрын

Bullseye 🎯

@ritareitsma3770

3 жыл бұрын

A remake of the Ringer would have him identifying as his true self, a disabled athlete, and it would end, not in his shame, but in joyous celebration of his bravery and courage.

@ffs6158

3 жыл бұрын

Unironically yes. I am Spartacus works in many contexts.

@janetbromhead4115

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY!!! You’ve GOT IT 😃 Pathetic, aye? 😖

When getting paid, I identify $100 bills as $1 bills. When paying others, I identify $1 bills as $100 bills. Truth is relative. My truth is more truthful than your truth.

@craigfoote7218

2 жыл бұрын

You are such an inspiration to us all 🙏

@draconshot928

2 жыл бұрын

Here have my money. Take it all. Let me just hand it you. BTW I identify these bullets as each one million US dollars. Your about to be loaded

@Nicator_

2 жыл бұрын

I suppose that makes you Currencyfluid

@gotribe8333

2 жыл бұрын

Live your truth. Stunning and brave!

@mappsmappings4025

2 жыл бұрын

I swear that last sentence is a 1984 reference could be wrong though I haven't read that book in a while

This video really opened my eyes. I thought I was an archer. I was always told I was an archer. But no more! I'm entering a dart competition next week. Wish me luck!

@ABC-yt1nq

Ай бұрын

Hey, similar story here! I thought I was an archer. I was always told I was an archer. Because I had a business going around installing the Golden Arches for new MacDonalds restaurants. Wait a sec. .... I AM an archer.

@NannerPuddin144

Ай бұрын

@@ABC-yt1nq I don't know if you're a dad, but that is a great dad joke! lol

I have only 2 words for this: PURE GENIUS. And my Kudos to all comments!

I bet you all the transvehiclephobes and bigots are going to dislike this video denying Norms right to exist as a bicyclist...

@jamesanthony8438

3 жыл бұрын

11 of the vicious haters have already shown their true colors regarding this brave hero. ='(

@OlTrailDog

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps you meant to say "bicygots"? Forgiven.

@yourmajesty1099

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesanthony8438 the haters are saying he has an unfair advantage... can you believe that nonsense?

@adamgm130

3 жыл бұрын

who cares?

@Dargonhuman

3 жыл бұрын

@@OlTrailDog Oh my God, that's perfect! I love you!

I'm worried that people doing satire will soon find themselves out of work, as there won't be any way to be more silly than the actual reality.

@zapazap

3 жыл бұрын

Thank God the hosting requirements for The Bee are not so great as to migrate quickly (an educated guess) and that we have not reached the point where DNS interruption is an issue. I don't know how long that will last though. Will we someday need proxy server in the US for US residents to reliably reach _The Bee?_

@cristiewentz8586

3 жыл бұрын

@The Cat they do. It's called "Not the Bee".

@Dargonhuman

3 жыл бұрын

I saw an actual new story on TV today that some leftist college is banning the term "trigger warning" as it might be offensive to people who suffered trauma from gun violence. It wasn't even a joke like this is... Let that sink in for a moment, people are getting triggered by "trigger warning". Reality truly IS the satire now.

@zapazap

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dargonhuman Some students should invite KISS to play 'Love Gun' :)

@brunetteordie

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to china.

I identify as having NOT laughed my bum off over this! Also, some of the most clever comments on a video EVER!(Even more relatable 2yrs on)❤️🇨🇦👍🏼

What they don't tell here is Norm had fully transitioned into a cyclist by fixing a Bell instead of a Horn. He has been through a lot to fully transition before he could achieve this feat !! A true inspiration !

Then, unfortunately, a Formula 1 racer became a bicyclist and destroyed all of Norm's records.

@deadlypandaghost

3 жыл бұрын

It was a heroic day. Truely brave and stunning.

@stubones

3 жыл бұрын

Then the blue angels identified as cyclists and … 😂

@dougmac3046

3 жыл бұрын

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

@NileMcMillion

3 жыл бұрын

@@dougmac3046 how can you even live with your hateful and discriminatory self! #fourwheelsmatter

@dougmac3046

3 жыл бұрын

@@NileMcMillion Can't you see that having more than one wheel per axle gives you an inherent, possibly even a systemic advantage. You four wheel types may think you are being allies to the two wheel community, but until you've lived my experience, which you can't, the only way you can come close to redeeming yourself is by attacking all other four wheelers and shaming them into non existence. Only then will I allow you to elevate yourself to the position of my servant. You can then spend your remaining days happily greasing my beautiful, single wheeled axles.

The studies show that if he uses low octane fuel for a year, it levels the playing field. Bicyclists really should stop complaining!

@steve166h

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@goats72jannah60

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 that's to the point

@johndavis7078

3 ай бұрын

I never thought of that. But you're right! Ten thousand, billion, zillion studies have been conducted around the world and we KNOW it's true!

@lornamurdocheaton624

2 ай бұрын

Low octane fuel use by minors should absolutely be banned though.

@luzclara3855

2 ай бұрын

Best comment. 🏆🥇

I was never satisfied being a speedboat skipper, i always knew something in my life was amiss, that's when i embraced my truth and realised i was actually an olympic sailor, now i've crushed all the world records and receive a fancy gold medal after every race!

Brilliant. You’ve just shown the lunacy of the ‘woke’ in all its shining glory 👍

Face it folks. Norm’s bicycle is much heavier than the bicycles of his competitors and he STILL crushes them! A true hero & an inspiration to us all.

@ReggieLouise

2 жыл бұрын

Hehehe

@huskiehuskerson5300

2 жыл бұрын

True

@johnwhauserman

2 жыл бұрын

So stunning and brave, Well done Norm.

@faithful451

2 жыл бұрын

Stunning and brave!

@m0-m0597

2 жыл бұрын

yaaaaaas queeeeen slaaaaay queeeeeen

Clearly Hiccup has an unfair advantage: He had embraced him true self while all the losers focused on pesky things like facts.

@jakeweberzwier8655

3 жыл бұрын

@Josh Randle while Norm focused on "ta science"

@marks6663

3 жыл бұрын

we choose truth over facts.

@andymanaus1077

3 жыл бұрын

My feelings don't care about your facts.

@bunsonhoneydew9099

3 жыл бұрын

Well said

@antlerr

2 жыл бұрын

@@marks6663 do you even relize the hipocrasy in your own wording? a fact can never be changed like the moon follows the sun a fact never changing, it is also truth the moon is always after the sun like night follows day! truth and fact are english for the same thing, learn something lemming!

I am deeply disturbed by the hate that Norm Hiccup received. He is living his dream and nobody has the right to judge him because of his bold choice. He is by far the most brave bicyclist I have ever seen! I believe that with more work and determination he has the ambition and stamina it takes to win the Tour De France bike race. Norm Hiccup is on his way to become a legend!

I was a motorcyclist once and I had dreams of being a cyclist, but after I was hurt I was forced by my mother to transition to 4 wheels...your bravery is inspiring!

Very spooky how this isn't really satire anymore

@The_Rising_Dragon

2 жыл бұрын

WAIT WHAT?!

@TwinGoats

2 жыл бұрын

Right, it would be funny like 10 years ago..

@blankblank7402

2 жыл бұрын

This video is trash and the people who don't understand what the creators are doing are dumb af.

@GraffitiKitty1

2 жыл бұрын

Some lady married her cat the other day

@blankblank7402

2 жыл бұрын

@@GraffitiKitty1 cool story some man groomed and married his teen daughter the other day.

It all started when he was only bike-curious.

@margomargo2

3 жыл бұрын

nicely played!

@ij2759

3 жыл бұрын

He? HOW DARE YOU

@chigozie123

3 жыл бұрын

A moment of silence for this gem... Thank you sir

@markh.6687

3 жыл бұрын

"But soon he became to feel urges and longings for bicycles. He had become bike-sexual...."

As a bi-cyclist, I support the bravery of Norm and his determination. Two wheels, handlebars, and a sweet seat. We're all the same! 👽✌️

As a bicyclist, this makes me mad, because I get mad at everything, except for my own inadequacy, which I am in denial of.

The level of hate directed towards transvehicle community members, is just sickening. This is why we need laws protecting this group.

@MrHooligans

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahhahahahahaha hahahahahahhhhhhahhahhhahahahhh hahhahahahahahahahahagga 1yo

@MrHooligans

3 жыл бұрын

You really 9000 iQ comment

@tommytigert5993

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eaN-q6WbopuZgZc.html

@briansimmons8643

3 жыл бұрын

It was one thing when they just wanted to ride their motorcycles in their own driveway, who could object? Now, they want to take over everything and bully anyone who disagrees with them.

@damiengates7581

3 жыл бұрын

The normie cyclists should be killed for being normal though, we need laws for that too.

I actually identify as Queen Elizabeth II and anyone who says otherwise is just jealous that I found my true self. When I go home to the Buckingham palace people yell derogatory terms at me like "intruder" and it's really hurtful.

@jgil1966

3 жыл бұрын

Same :/

@willywunder9921

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@hkelly1623

3 жыл бұрын

I self-identify as the Emperor of the Universe. The Universal Bishop has nothing on Us. Bow the knee.

@jgil1966

3 жыл бұрын

People came be such bigots #itgetsbetter

@rickyracestrickland8927

3 ай бұрын

Try to catch it all on your phone and then post it on social media for sympathy. They'll love it!!! And the outrage will make sure you get in.

It is so courageous for his motorcycle to come out of the closet so to speak (or was it the garage) after all those years and now compete with the other bicycles who were not trapped in their own frames for all those years.

I wish I could go back 100 years and show an audience the current culture and film their reactions 😮

@bldontmatter5319

4 ай бұрын

They'd pass laws trying to restrict this stuff before it happened, or not even understand the dozens of new words they've made up

Bicycles and motorcycles are social constructs! Let him be his true self! Live YOUR truth Norm! Stunning and brave

@dixonpinfold2582

2 жыл бұрын

A woman I asked out looked at me disapprovingly so I told her I identify as a rich, handsome stud.

@folieadeux5463

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH

@dereksbooks

2 жыл бұрын

Only a bigot will deny that both bicycles and motorcycles can get pregnant. It's ScIeNcE, people!

@robskalas

2 жыл бұрын

Your lived experience is all that matters!

@markpayne2217

2 жыл бұрын

@@dixonpinfold2582 what! You asked out a waaammen? How dare you! Don’t you understand the trauma you caused? I can only hope that you were reported for this clearly misogynistic behaviour and you were fired, sued, locked up and lost absolutely everything.

This is completely unfair. His bike has benefited from years of internal combustion propulsion. No one wants to speak up for fear of being labelled a 'throttle-phobe'.

@blankblank7402

2 жыл бұрын

You probably are transphobic most of you dumb asses are why don't you guys come up with an original joke we get it you guys are the same people who would reuse "I identify as an attack helicopter" it's funny how you guys still can't come up with any new type of joke 🤣

@blankblank7402

2 жыл бұрын

I identify as a retarded racist trumptard republican. I'm transracist yet every time a go to a clan cook out, or an SS meeting, or try to hang out with incell racists. I'm laughed at and ridiculed, I feel really depressed that I can't be racist with the boys while we all suck each other off and say how much black lives don't matter. People are so intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transracistphobic people.

@notademobot4179

2 жыл бұрын

Twitter's coming...

@blankblank7402

2 жыл бұрын

@@notademobot4179 retarded trumptards are coming

@lelamaciolek1166

2 жыл бұрын

Unfairness is being a bicyclist on the inside and everyone else treating you like a motorcyclist because you have only raced motorcycles.

You know what’s fuсked up? Trans athletes who competes in unfair advantages are probably laughing watching this because they know it works.

He's so brave. He's lucky he's been accepted in the non judgemental world of cycling

This resonates with me because I identify as someone who doesn't owe any taxes. Finding understanding and acceptance is a constant uphill battle.

@FlyingWire5

Жыл бұрын

I’m with you on that 100%. I’ve spent my whole life as a tax evader trapped in a tax payer’s body, but these intolerant hateful tax collectors refuse to affirm me

@branson4090

Жыл бұрын

@@FlyingWire5 that’s absolutely gut-wrenching Henry. I’m here just with you! stay strong.

@tendatonda1634

Жыл бұрын

@@branson4090 As a fellow tax-evader, we need more rights in this modern society, we are human beings, we need to be accepted for who we are, may we evade more taxes my friend peace🙏 .

@paulaskew1294

Жыл бұрын

That's funny stuff right there! I thought about identifying as Nancy Pelosi.... but that's just too much baggage.

@LokiBeckonswow

Жыл бұрын

wow, you sound like me, I identify as someone born rich af

I am appalled by all the hate and enginephobia in the comments. I am so proud of you, Norm. Way to finally speak your truth.

@jimmyboy131

2 жыл бұрын

Those haters are mechanists and engineists! Down with petrolarchy!

@matthewpauls2498

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyboy131 petrolarchy LMAO

@carltonhunter5892

2 жыл бұрын

Laura Enginefobia indeed🤣🤣🤣

@nikhilmishra3030

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyboy131 😂😂😂😂😂

@niladrimallik3172

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyboy131 Petrolarchy?😂😂

I kept auditioning on clarinet, but then once I identified as an oboist and won every major audition from Chicago to London Symphony, I realized that was my authentic self.

He's showing us his truth. He's a constant victim of the bicyclegemony and the pedalarchy but he never stopped his struggles. That means he's a hero.

@mcmarkmarkson7115

2 жыл бұрын

Very inspirational. What you believe is all that matters! Be who you wanna be and crush everyone else. The inclusive way! As deep in our hearts, we all love to win, I mean compete with a huge advantage...I mean to be a true hero. Just like Superman. Nobody told him about no fly zone!

@kwesistone9195

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man what?? You got me there

@michaeldionne4732

2 жыл бұрын

Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed

@suryakiran3085

2 жыл бұрын

Pedalarchy. 😂😂

@outlander234

2 жыл бұрын

Pedalarchy xD

So glad he's a bicyclist now. That means there's no more carbon emissions from his 200hp bicycle.

@JimBob-vb8oz

3 жыл бұрын

Just increased levels of Smug polluting the air

@karlgiese6100

2 жыл бұрын

I mean even a 200hp yamaha r1 has a lower fuel consumption than a Honda civic so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@TazerGames

2 жыл бұрын

@@karlgiese6100 soooo irrelevant

@farikkun1841

2 жыл бұрын

my 20hp125cc honda is better

@rwilko9525

2 жыл бұрын

My 50cc 2 stroke scooter out pollutes them all. I also identify as a woman 👩

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Absolutely love this! What a brilliant way to compare what's really going on. The acting is awesome as well

Unrelated things happen after other unrelated things. - Norm Hiccup

@BigSmartArmed

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a perfect alibi....

@SongstaForLife

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a common expression.

@pariah_carey

3 жыл бұрын

INSPIRATIONAL!! 🙏🏻 👏 👏 👏 🙏🏻

@AndieZ4U2

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, I quoted that too. Great unrelated minds think related things all the time

@louisalevine3711

3 жыл бұрын

This is priceless!

Inspirational! I was a 225 lb., 6'2 mediocre hockey player. My wife reminded me that I have the maturity of a 12 year old, so now that I identify as such, I'm knocking the crap out of all the other inexplicably smaller 12 year olds in peewee hockey. Thanks Norm.

@faithful451

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@keepingthefaith9041

2 жыл бұрын

YOU GO..BE STUNNING & BRAVE

@jashkons

2 жыл бұрын

You are inspiration buddy, thank you

@iobenborbiliac5960

2 жыл бұрын

This brought joyful tears to my eyes. What a hero you are to me.

@keepingthefaith9041

2 жыл бұрын

@@elvewizzy yea me too. I feel so much better, as I came out as a Trans Cyclist. I beat my friends up the mountain trails all the time. Now I finally come in 1st.

We should fully support his coming out and appreciate the fact he suffered a lot to be where he really is now. A true hero and an example for all the others who feel they should transition from cyclist to motor-cyclist.

This only gets better over time.

Don’t worry, all of the racing community is supporting you Norm. We racists support you fully.

@reginaphalange9316

11 ай бұрын

Loooool

@davidthomas8265

11 ай бұрын

Epic!!!

@_ghostly_

11 ай бұрын

Indeed we do

@mrspecialeducation7297

11 ай бұрын

SARCASTIC HATE SPEECH ALERT!!! lol

@RongDMemer

11 ай бұрын

I wanna be a racist

So stunning. So brave.

@reinhardlowen2032

3 жыл бұрын

well it is pride month

@limb.dondototohasstartedso7288

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@benlovelace1961

3 жыл бұрын

I bet that guy is still winning races in his 80s. So inspiring

@Ziggy_Moonglow

3 жыл бұрын

So courageous..

@Saint_nobody

3 жыл бұрын

(Waves his jazz hands in support)

I support his Transmission.

@Building_Bluebird

14 күн бұрын

I see what you did there. You must be a Dad.

Now here's someone who is truly brave and inspirational. Norm, I'm with you all the way!

It's shocking where we are as a society, that THIS is a perfect analogy of what we are seeing in the real world. God help us!

@BigSmartArmed

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitch_the_-itch yeah, and then they just wanted to get married, and now they are taking away kids from their parents. You give them an inch, and they'll destroy your life and steal your kids.

@abcdefg2120

3 жыл бұрын

@@BigSmartArmed Taking kids from their parents? Is that what you call adoption?

@BigSmartArmed

3 жыл бұрын

@@abcdefg2120 No, pederasts in CPS taking kids from parents is not called "adoption", it's called kidnapping. It is your chose to be ignorant about it, but so many parents across the country know exactly what it is, there is no more hiding it, and parents are organizing on a national level. Degenerate filth will pay fir their crimes against humanity. You better read quick because this comment will be deleted by YT, pedos cover for other pedos.

@hkelly1623

3 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that this news item is on the Babylon 🐝! Has the 🐝 started running real true news items?

@redwolflancer3051

3 жыл бұрын

Couldn't have said it better

This is what real athletes look like. What an amazing story, and bravery.

@ian_b

3 жыл бұрын

I am totally inspired.

@harryfloros8796

3 жыл бұрын

Stunning...and brave.

@gregb8824

3 жыл бұрын

The courage it must take to self identify as a bicyclist. So strong.

@Noah-zz8uw

2 жыл бұрын

I used to be a semi truck driver, but this has inspired me to identify as a runner. All of the other runners actually go pretty fast before I pass over them. They never catch up to me again though

God made me a 30s Male.. but I started identifying as a 14 yr old girl and suddenly I started winning sport competitions.

@justinherechoofin4409

3 ай бұрын

There’s literally a guy doing this. You already knew that though I suppose.

So inspiring, this video changed my life thank you Babylon Bee 😭😂

The difference between a motor bike and a bicycle is all in the mind.

@stevecade857

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's more what you have between your legs but hey your opinion counts as well.

@ejrandler

3 жыл бұрын

It's a social construct, you may say.

@fierce-green-fire8887

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevecade857 why are you so fixated on what's between a person's legs?? "It's what is in our hearts not our parts that counts!" hahah A real life idiot once told me that in all seriousness.

@christophermorrison8632

3 жыл бұрын

...until you have to take one up a steep hill...

@10thletter40

3 жыл бұрын

Not all men and women have to do different stuff or is better or worse. But sects (misspelled) is a fact. One that cant be ignored and shouldnt be.

Just think, last year this would have been satire. Today, it's 100% legit.

@lukethykim9964

2 жыл бұрын

Nope, it’s still satire

@lossantoscity3249

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukethykim9964 Tell that to girl who almost died in a cage Fight fighting a Transgender.

@lukethykim9964

2 жыл бұрын

@@lossantoscity3249 Yeah, and people are rightfully getting outraged about that shit. As far as I’ve seen, it’s not as acceptable as this video makes it out to be. And besides, the video isn’t even focusing on transgender stuff it’s exaggerating and talking about like a trans-biker or something.

@MyYTwatcher

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukethykim9964 Tell it to the female weightlifters who will have to compete with biologic man (Laurel Hubbard).

@lukethykim9964

2 жыл бұрын

@@MyYTwatcher Okay, will do!

The strength he must have, to pull that clutch and turn the throttle over and over is mindblowing. Hes a true athlete and nobody can deny it

From discrimination and humiliation to becoming cycling legend. My dad would be proud of him 😪😪😢😭

I love the way this site pokes fun at the stupidity in the world.

@Phobos1483

3 жыл бұрын

How long will it be allowed?

@FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum

3 жыл бұрын

@@Phobos1483yup

@CLXCL

3 жыл бұрын

Not world - West mostly. The rest of the world could be poor but has common sense.

@FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum

3 жыл бұрын

@@CLXCL west Europe is just like America tho, democracy is there the strongest and soon every country will become like that I mean that's what they are working on.

@CLXCL

3 жыл бұрын

@@FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum I said "west". Do you know what that means, right? West Europe is a "west" I was talking about. I agree with your second statement but bro learn some global terminologies.

Just showed this to a coworker and she thought it was real.. I had to explain to her it was satire. The world we live in..

@michael99uk

2 жыл бұрын

my God how far gone is she lol

@GrandPrix46

2 жыл бұрын

Satire for now. Who knows what next year holds.

@sharathvasudev

2 жыл бұрын

@@GrandPrix46 Rossi wins tour de France

@charlyl.abarca4960

2 жыл бұрын

Woah, for real?---->That is what i thought at first, then remembered some of my acquaintances and thought, nah, not so strange, actually common nowadays

@camilianSLC

2 жыл бұрын

ya ya ya. has nothing to do with the person not caring about what your showing them lol. what a duuumb bitch. this world amirite

I tried to join an archery competition, but they started freaking out and said my bow was "a gun" and "against the rules". That's deadnaming. They also started screaming something about their ears when I fired my first few arrows. I'm sick of the systematic riflephobia in sports.

This story really inspires me. I have been a proud baby stroller for the past 4 months now after transitioning from a Tesla Model 3. It’s just so hard still, I still run into haters all the time, especially while at the park. Most moms won’t even let their children near me as I’m going by. Instead they scream out of fear of me, grab their kids and pull them off of the walking paths. This video though gives me hope, hope for a better tomorrow, hope for all transvehiculars such as myself.

I feel this guys pain. I'm a trans-senior. It's a devastating situation that people don't understand and constantly ridicule. Basically, I'm a 65-72 year old (depending on retirement qualifications at this time), trapped in a 40 year old body. I need my retirement now and no one cares! No one listens to my pleas to give me my retirement benefits, my social security checks, my free medical, my Mcdonalds discounts, now, because I'm trans-senior and need to retire today, not thirty some years from now, (depending upon retirement qualifications at that time). There's just so much hate and misunderstanding about trans people... It's sad.

@21area21

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry to hear your story Ollie. Hopefully these bigots will soon recognize your senior age of (65-72 depending retirement qualifications at the time)!

@lurchy12

2 жыл бұрын

Unrelated event: working for a rich cougar.

@stevekillgore9272

2 жыл бұрын

1000% true ! Me too !!!

@Dr.JustIsWrong

2 жыл бұрын

Shirley you get your White Privilege check..?

@lindamillen2536

2 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain

I mean, he's using lower octane fuel to transition so there is no way he retains any of the advantages built into the motorcycle. Its totally fair.

@theozzyjoker2985

2 жыл бұрын

PERFECT Analogy to the PATHETIC testosterone bullshit!

@mitleid_en

2 жыл бұрын

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

@1lollmaolol1

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks to science, we can measure how much octane is in his fuel, so we can always decide what's acceptable. Lets thank science for that!

@rnvaamonde

2 жыл бұрын

Best comment so far...

@brentbartley6838

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, octane rating does nothing for engine power, it rates the fuel's resistance to detonation that comes with different compression ratios in engines. A higher performance engine, like in his Aprilia Tuono (noice btw, I have 2 in my garage) will need higher octane, 91 or better, to prevent detonation and engine damage.

Best comments on you tube. My finger got tired from liking them.

I identify as a challenger 2 main battle tank driver myself but due to the hate in my country they still won't let me near one

This is so stunning and brave can it be be shown in all our schools and taught as an anti bias example, lets call it: Critical. Racing. Theory.

@kenneththorberg6914

2 жыл бұрын

Hands down!

@allmycircuits8850

2 жыл бұрын

Finally I understood why everyone talks about Cathode Ray Tube in 2021...

@benfaubion

2 жыл бұрын

Only relevant if you talk about the whitewall tire supremacists.. and the harm they've caused to the non-whitewall (BITOC) tire community. Otherwise it's just a cover for more whitewall supremacy.

@edoboleyn

2 жыл бұрын

Mike, this is a profoundly underrated comment.

@murielkinsella3526

2 жыл бұрын

Genius!

"Bi Cyclist", you know, this should win awards.

I used to draw stickman when I was a kid. When I become an adult, I learned portraiture and digital art. I now identify as Transrender.

This channel is proof that the world has no shortage of conservative comedians. It has a shortage of lefties with a sense of humor.

@secondarycontainment4727

3 жыл бұрын

What do you call a leftist with a sense of humor? "Cancelled"

@lixxxxit

3 жыл бұрын

No no, there are leftist with senses of humor....try this joke: what is 2+2.....answer: 4! They all get a laugh out of that one!!

@JoshuaJacobs83

3 жыл бұрын

That’s because conservatives know humor. Lefties have no sense of humor. But they are a joke

@lixxxxit

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoshuaJacobs83 it would be a funny joke if the intire free world didn't rely on it!

@anameichose8854

3 жыл бұрын

c'mon man - they only have 2 jokes - but, for some reason, we keep laughing at them

As a third generation motorcycle rider I was so proud when my son announced that he was bike curious

@tamalpias

Жыл бұрын

ROFL! So inspiring and brave! I wish my son will have the same epiphany!

@Fnstine

Жыл бұрын

It might help if you talk to him alone about the bike...then pull it out and make him touch it.😵‍💫👍 Edit: Good God I creeped myself out reading that back.😳

@davidlafontant2973

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@gabortolnai984

Жыл бұрын

BEST COMMENT!!! :)

@jamest2401

Жыл бұрын

That sir, was GENIUS!!🤣

The humor behind the final comments about what happened to people who either went along with the lie or did not is dark….but at the same time true.

The fact that he found his true sport and his dream occupation is just so heart warming

"Brave and stunning; an inspiring story for future transmissioning cyclists" - NYTimes

@steveburg815

3 жыл бұрын

Transmissioning - I can only hope that was intentional.

@OnochieAfigbo

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@briansimmons8643

3 жыл бұрын

It was one thing when they just demanded the r1ght to drive their motorcycles as bicycles in the privacy of their own driveways, but this is too much. Its gone too far.

@briansimmons8643

3 жыл бұрын

We need to have comprehensive driver's ed in pre-school so ch1ldren aren't forced into a Bicyclonormative social framework.

@Arp477

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a great double-entendre!

I've never heard of this guy, but this is stunning and incredibly brave to finally live life as himself. I'm proud to be a trans-vehicle ally.

@kevinh2345

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations on standing up as a trans-vehicular ally. We really need more people on this important trans-mission

@ElliottWong2024

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinh2345 "Trans-mission" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Still great 2 years later!

We all need to support gold medalist Hiccup! What a beautiful inspiration to bicyclists and trans cyclists everywhere!

As someone who’s motorfluid, this guy makes me so proud

@SundaeSaurus

11 ай бұрын

Think about the motorqueers 🥹

@NOOBCRASTINATOR69

11 ай бұрын

What about cismotors??

@LA_HA

11 ай бұрын

​@@NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Cismotors? See? Everytime we want to talk about our traumatic cycling, here come the Cismotors and their "all motors matter" crap. Can't y'all just leave us alone to fly our multi oil flag and be stunning and brave?

@NOOBCRASTINATOR69

11 ай бұрын

@@LA_HA haha love this😭😍🤣🤣

@joshuaam7701

11 ай бұрын

Don’t worry he’s a Bi cyclist…

Norm is an inspiration to me. I now identify as a bicyclist, driving my Toyota Camry. Yeah, I miss some of the checkpoints that aren't on a street but the organizers put them there because they are racists.

@ez_company9325

2 жыл бұрын

its people like you that are destroying the cause from the inside. They arent racists they are white supremacists. Words have power and can be used as weapons. Please educate yourself before spreading any harmful ignorance.

@ISuperI

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@Mallus01

2 жыл бұрын

Wow you are so brave!

@culturecanvas777

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@blankblank7402

2 жыл бұрын

I identify as a retarded racist trumptard republican. I'm transracist yet every time a go to a clan cook out, or an SS meeting, or try to hang out with incell racists. I'm laughed at and ridiculed, I feel really depressed that I can't be racist with the boys while we all suck each other off and say how much black lives don't matter. People are so intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transracistphobic people.