"because i wanted to go at her"

@TheMjr2534

4 жыл бұрын

Every episode has the comment I look for.... This was it

"Dwayne Johnson, who is my rock"

It's good that they blurred out the Lays logo on Joe Estevez's crisps. We don't need advertising compromising the integrity of the show.

@dylanlewis4949

3 жыл бұрын

Theyre not crisps theyre chips

@roachdoggjr3030

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylanlewis4949 they’re both ya doink.

@dylanlewis4949

3 жыл бұрын

@@roachdoggjr3030 ya blew it. Capiche?

@Jasonhoods

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylanlewis4949 thank you sir

@isaacberger6721

2 жыл бұрын

@@roachdoggjr3030 if you want to talk like James Bond, then go back to Limeland with the rest of the Greggheads

Greg was very kind to help Tim read the names on the cards, but he is still a guest, and will always be a guest.

@MrBrassBalls

10 жыл бұрын

I don't know what he's thinking trying for co host. He's obviously knowledgeable but lacks the charisma and presence of Tim. Just look at the one time he hosted for Tim and proceeded to get steamrolled by his guest. A good host NEVER lets the guest speak over him.

@iAmNovaFilms

6 жыл бұрын

Gregg Turkington is a fucking god and you can’t live your life the right way with all that negativity. I’m a Gregg-head. He really knows his movies. The show isn’t about motorcycles or Japanese women, it’s about MOVIES and Gregg HAS AN EXTENSIVE COLLECTION OF VHS TAPES. TIM HAS A DEAD SON.

@Ye11ow__

2 жыл бұрын

He's not host material.

I'm becoming a huge fan of Joe Estevez, what a treat.

@distantandvague

10 жыл бұрын

Joe Estevez has to be thrilled to be doing these projects with Tim Heidecker. He's quickly become a cult figure with a lot of young college kids.

@mrleedra

9 жыл бұрын

Brandon Henderson He had a resurrrrgence of his fiiiilms. A lot of college kids find his films to be counter-culturrrre.

@distantandvague

9 жыл бұрын

No, a lot of kids (myself included) watched MST3K growing up.

@BrucknerMotet

9 жыл бұрын

patio87 Like others, I think that the phrase "what a treat" just says so much. So chock full of enthusiasm. What a treat to even talk about "what a treat." Makes anyone want to enjoy treats. Well, maybe not treats plural. I would have to say that "what a treat," with its indefinite article, speaks to the simple joys of enjoying something down to earth, just one thing so that it can be "what a treat" instead of "what a bunch of treats." No one likes a bunch of treats.

@Chron_Dawg78

7 жыл бұрын

Sour Cream and Onion; for your Health !!

My heart breaks seeing such a proud, free creature with clipped wings. God speed, Tim.

I love that youtube actually shows these movies as a recommendation as if anyone gave a shit.

Gregg: "wait so the bike wasn't even moving?" Tim: "...no the bike was stationary at this point, although it had been idling"

@BunnLilah

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao the long pause got me so good.

@Tadesan

3 жыл бұрын

Badass

@xkidgey

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting into a verbal argument with somebody and getting to watch them drop themselves like a sack of potatoes lol

this show is one of the most incredible pieces of art i've ever witnessed

@number1authority

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t you want to just spread that gospel? Alas, the world won’t listen.

Tim is such a pro. He can literally watch movies and choose Oscar picks with his eyes closed.

The opening shot of Tim is probably one of the best surprise sight gags ever created.

Greg is slowly but surely encroaching on Tim's role as host. Today he reads the cards, who knows maybe we'll see him in the opening next week.

@JBLAKIE1

10 жыл бұрын

the real fans of cinema and on cinema would never stand for it.

@chrisbbbbchris

10 жыл бұрын

JBLAKIE1 amen

@mabels7010

5 жыл бұрын

CozyBanx don’t fucking say stuff like that

@Prick_of_the_Century

6 ай бұрын

I'm just picturing Tim shutting him down like "you aren't a host you would have been cast as Wormtongue"

Tim trying to matter of factly explain how he goes from... illegal parking in a handicapped, Tellin the bitch to "shut up", And explaining how he hurt him self trying to "go at her", is potentially one of the funniest things I have ever seen and I always feel grateful when I rewatch the series and end up forgetting about it til moments before.

@bassman8144

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, my man! Same here.

@greglinsmythe3375

Жыл бұрын

He was on a motorcycle, so he could park in the handicap spot.

@lambdaweaponscache5394

Жыл бұрын

I know it’s probably the best example of dry, unaware ironic humor I’ve seen

@DPaintingC

Жыл бұрын

That bit is gold. I laughing well after that episode ended.

@DPaintingC

Жыл бұрын

“it had been idoling”

Most dwarves I socialize with come in groups of seven.

i cannot see said the blind man

@Chron_Dawg78

5 жыл бұрын

so uh.. but I did get a chance to see the movies today..

@gunsmithbasic

3 жыл бұрын

Ancient wisdom. Think about it

@isaacberger6721

3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite proverbs

"2 nickels. Just something down to earth."

"I dinged up my face" always gets me

"I get to get off the bike, like, cause I wanna go at her" ahahahhahahahahahahsha genius

@isaacberger6721

4 жыл бұрын

*go to get off

"Still worth a look if you happen to run across it on a Sunny afternoon" -- The best time to watch a popcorn classic

love gregg's expertise in this episode. he's right that dwarves don't hang out in groups of 7, it's actually groups of 4. right on point as always.

Perfect episode, but a bit of an uninteresting guest this week. Look forward to seeing who gets to sit alongside Tim next week!

@Thetruedylan88

5 жыл бұрын

Love it

@EvansSecret

3 жыл бұрын

@brokenupbeat agreed. If this Gregg guy was on every show, I’d jump off a bridge.

"Idlin' her down" just before trying to "go at" an old woman is how I hope my eyes die.

Greg predicted The Rock's rise to mainstream acting fame 9 years ago. A true expert this guy

I love how Joe seems genuinely happy to see Gregg. Then that theme carries through every season.

"District attorney type of movie"

although it had been idling

how do they keep straight faces during this

Tim's completely earnest reiteration of how he was blinded due to an accident on a stationary bike is possibly the funniest thing Ive ever heard, to me personally at least...It doesn't seem to be super often cited in the "greatest moments" so maybe its my weird niche or dumb humor, but this has basically shaped my comedic sensibilities for the past few years. "Guy who matter-of-factly retells a story where he is wounded/embarrassed while being an overtly horrible person bordering on irredeemable followed by a confident retelling as if the entirety is totally understandable and not embarrassing" is a very rich vein in comedy, despite how niche it sounds when I long windedly categorize it.

@iagas9

2 жыл бұрын

I completely agree, it’s perfect

@RobLives4Love

2 жыл бұрын

very Tobias from Arrested Development energy

@PalaceIV

2 жыл бұрын

If you love that kind of humour, then I'd recommend checking out Jake and Amir on KZread. A lot of their episodes revolve around Amir retelling an extremely embarrassing, mean spirited story but in a funny, light-hearted, totally understandable way.

@isaacberger6721

2 жыл бұрын

So "niche" to like a joke from an episode of a show that everyone else here also purposefully sought out.

@MrNylenRules

2 жыл бұрын

@isaac Berger Man, some people try so hard to sound like they’re over people who try

Someone tell Tim that the Handicap spots are not for motorcycles. The Pregnancy Parking Spaces are.

@joehuiras4955

3 жыл бұрын

Pregrance?

I could detect an aura of pure satisfaction in Gregg's face as Tim told us about how an angry old woman was needlessly harassing him. I have to wonder, where was Gregg on the day Tim suffered this tragic injury? I've heard repeated eyewitness reports stating Gregg was at that same Walmart on that day trying to buy more blank VHS tapes to illegally record the films he sees in movie theaters. So far Gregg has refused to take a lie detector test regarding his alibi on that day. It should also be known that he has been seen many times before and after the incident with the old lady in question. This "man", if you can call him that, has a lot to answer for.

"With Dwayne Johnson, who is my rock"

The bit where he says "said the boind man" is my favourite thing in the whole of this series

Someone should do a supercut of Tim nearly breaking character

@xXDexter3000Xx

3 жыл бұрын

oh yeah? why dont u go ahead and get started on that gwarden?

@AntonBaumgartner

Жыл бұрын

You had 8 years!

@bcc5701

Жыл бұрын

@@AntonBaumgartner we’ve been busy my dude

"At this stage I cannot see, said the blind man" - Tim Heidecker

"you don't need frankenstein monsters to leap out at you to make a good movie." Gregg "vs Dracula" Turkingtom

Tim continues to suffer through his own medical trials of Hercules.

The look on Tim's face when Gregg says "district attorney" seems as though an idea was planted in his mind.

so i twist off the bike ayyndd the kickstand was in the wrong spot.

dwayne johnson who is my rock

@chigimonky

10 жыл бұрын

5 bags of popcorn for that line

Joe is always a treasure. What luck Gregg found him on the street.

I love how good a mood Gregg is in at the top of the episode because of Tim’s misfortune

This is the nicest ive seen tim be to gregg

@heta007

10 жыл бұрын

I think it must've been all the meds Tim was on

@kinghani

10 жыл бұрын

I gotta say I think the move to Jackson's Hole has really worked wonders for Tim. This episode is the healthiest and most at ease I've ever seen him. We all know Gregg's business is dirty and he shows so much disrespect but Tim is now able to not let Gregg pull him down and can really have fun with the show in his own way. And with five-bagger movies like 'Hercules' on the On Cinema slate I ain't complaining!

Tims "wish I was here" review is still my favorite to this day

@akeithing1841

Жыл бұрын

He 'saw' it but in reality really didn't

Episode 1 of decker was nice.

Who's the wise guy working the ratings overlays putting up Gregg's Rating during Tim's review.

Following Joe Estevez ALL DAY?! Talk about a dream assignment!

For Tim's rating they wrote "Gregg's Rating" instead. Funny, they do that on the episode were Tim can't see so he can't notice the coup occurring before him? I wonder how Gregg feels about taking advantage of the blind like that.

I have to say I think Gregg did a great job this week and certainly stepped up to the plate regarding the HUGE responsibilty of reading from the cue cards.

Might be the “hey guys” with the most force in this series

this is like the funniest accident I have ever heard he manages to get in an accident in a parking space and Greggs like "So the bike wasn't even moving?" lol

@MrNylenRules

3 жыл бұрын

All because he's trying to have a go at an old lady in a Walmart parking lot, because *he* parked in a handicap spot, because *he* didn't pack any underwear or socks before heading to Jackson Hole. And he's telling it like one of those "you won't believe this bullshit" stories

@poolsofbloodinyourstomach

2 жыл бұрын

It had been idling

lmao Tim is trying to suppress his smiling when he's describing his bike accident

Gregg, you looked handsome in the backlot segment. =)

2:43 I love Gregg's reaction to Tim here.

" ... it's the perfect summer movie if you're looking for fun, popcorn adventure and special effects. With Dwayne Johnson who is my rock."

Best episode yet! when Tim burped, at 6:33 , I was dying with laughter. get well soon.

Gregg's attitude recently has been disgusting. That remark about having nothing positive to say about Decker is the last straw. He's clearly jealous of Tim's position as host, his motorcycle, and his acting skills. I think Gregg should be replaced as guest of the show, maybe bring back Aiyaka.

@dubitataugustinus

10 жыл бұрын

Are you serious? if you consider yourself a TRUE fan of On Cinema, then you just can't be. The only thing Gregg has done the last episodes and, why not saying it, during the whole show, is saving it from Tim's own lack of professionalism. I mean, just hear the way Gregg reads the titles, showing that he does not only know the REAL names of the actors, but also that he's well traveled and educated (would he punch an old lady? nope). So yeah, I agree that he should be replaced... by Tim!! so Gregg can finally take his place as host, which he deserves.

@supmandude

10 жыл бұрын

Gregg didn't have anything nice to say about Decker because it was horrible. Tim really fucked up. Tim needs to leave On Cinema and just leave it to Gregg as he clearly has no idea what makes a good movie.

@DandySteps

10 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I think Tim is making too much of a big deal out of "Decker." I mean the idea of the film is nice and all, but its just too poorly executed. If he really wants to succeed he's going to need a producer or two. That said, Gregg really could use an attitude adjustment, I mean there's no need to hurt Tim's feelings like that.

@EnbySaiyan

10 жыл бұрын

Please leave the On Cinema reviews to Flippy and Myself, you're not really an OC expert like us.

@vooder

10 жыл бұрын

Dismo Arcana well, as someone who is currently undergoing a "44 episodes of On Cinema in 44 days" Guinness Book of World Records challenge, I think I am more than qualified to speak as an expert of On Cinema.

Joe Estevez. Busy man.

"Although it had been idling."

"And Dwayne Johnson, who is my rock." LOLOL

Throwback to the Hog Shots and Jackson Hole WY days. Also, 3 days for a JH to LA run? Come on Tim!

"I'M TIM HEIDECKER!"

@mattkline3431

7 жыл бұрын

Kuestenheini EXACTLY

"But for something like this, they didn't have Frankenstein, you just need a good story---and I kinda like that about it." - Gregg Turkington on *Wish I Was Here*

Gregg really nailed that interview with Joe

Whatever Joe Estevez was eating made me super hungry.

Two nickels , something down to earth.

Am I the only one that thinks this series would have potential on tv?

@iVenge

3 жыл бұрын

yes, if television was worth a shit

@mattbaker7305

2 жыл бұрын

It's clearly called "On Cinema at the Cinema." "On TV at the Cinema" just wouldn't work.

@Johnny-kp9bj

7 ай бұрын

@@mattbaker7305is that you Gregg?

I know I’m late to the party, but I’m still going through these videos just to see what fresh hell Tim is going through today.

05:52 Tim's giving Gregg's ratings lol

Omg best episode yet!!!! Cant stop laughing....Tim going at an old lady...

Gregg: "I didn't say anything nice about it" /smirks at tim/ Gregg is great

I love how casual he is when recanting the story of assaulting an old lady. This is the best show in the history of the earth.

@emer157

5 жыл бұрын

That old bitch deserved it

@isaacberger6721

3 жыл бұрын

*recounting Recanting means taking back something you said before, so pretty much the opposite.

at 4:50 when Tim tries reading the card - HA

This episode killed me. Tim’s stupid face the whole time and the horrible injury hahahaha

“Although it had been idling.”

God I hope the broadcasting bigwigs find out about this show and it's main star; Gregg "The Buff''s Buff " Turkelington. I could see a weekly 2 hour show where Gregg (alone) discusses movies and films. His expertise is endless like a fountain is, and it would be a great show.

@imcharming4808

5 жыл бұрын

James King ok 1) Gregg is a fraud and 2) fountains are not endless. Tim is the real star - FACE it!

I love Joe Estevez.

@aritranaruto

8 жыл бұрын

so bad, its good!

@EndOfSmallSanctuary97

8 жыл бұрын

I give him five bags of popcorn.

@baxmrackney7583

7 жыл бұрын

WheresWallace4883 and 2 bags of soda

“I cannot see” -The Blind Man

I want to have a summer popcorn adventure!!

Gregg reads through the movie descriptions too fast. I wish he took a more deliberate approach like Tim and ensured he got each name right.

Gregg's "HEY GUYS" gave me a bit of a scare! Maybe he should act in horror movies ;)

@jrjubach

9 жыл бұрын

***** Same. It was extra loud, lol.

@baxmrackney7583

7 жыл бұрын

Michael Walsh I was thinking it would good for tim to say HOO AH like al pachine and it would also be a nice tip of the hat to decker

@GeddyRC

5 жыл бұрын

I give your comment 5 bags of popcorn and spooky little jack-o-lantern ;) ;)

Watching “Q&A” is my go-to anytime it’s a sunny afternoon.

When Tim gives Hercules a 5 bag review, Gregg’s name is listed. Have to imagine Tim would have caught that had his vision been better

Christ, the Oscar Pick sound is the same as an Instant Pot burn notification.

I think this is the loudest “hey guys”

This is the best On Cinema episode

man i wish there could be episodes every FUCKING DAY.

Two seconds in and I'm already laughing

i cannot see.............. said the blind man,

I hope you have a fast recovery Tim ,and keep on haulin' ass!

LMAO!!! I haven't even gotten beyond the first 20 seconds and I've pissed myself.

when joe eats those chips while he's talking to greg

Anything Woody Allen does is absolutely fantastic. XD

Gregg continuing to follow Joe with the camera after his impromptu 'on the street' interview wrapped up was so awkward

I think Tim’s part where he’s describing the whole Walmart incident is my favorite part of the entire series

"So at this stage..umm, I cannot see....said the blind man."

5:55 "Gregg's Rating"

good episode

My favourite episode of On Cinema

It's interesting how the injury on the right side of Tim's face effects his vision in his left eye. Yes, I understand his vision in his left eye is subpar but that had never effected his eyelid. He keeps that eye shut the entire episode. This leads me to believe there was a neurological issue involved in his accident. Other than that, this was a subpar episode. Tim's clearly whacked out on pain meds and this leaves too much responsibility for Gregg to bear. As we know, Gregg cannot carry his weight in water when it comes to being any type of thing resembling a co host (which he is not).

"There are dwarves, but they're not like those dwarves. They don't tend to hang out in groups of seven."