Why do I get the feeling that Antman and The Fantastic Four were created for the sole purpose of this episode?

@Noordledoordle

9 жыл бұрын

+The Heron Hero I desperately want to believe that both movies were not only made for this episode, but that Fantastic Four was deliberately created to be a flop to make Tim look like a dingus

@kepe7323

9 жыл бұрын

+The Heron Hero checkmate atheists

@djinnaz0074

9 жыл бұрын

+Noordledoordle I want this to be true.

@icareg

9 жыл бұрын

+The Heron Hero holy shit i cant get over how crazy it is that they both played cameos in these movies, AND they worked that into this episode to deepen the tension between tim and greg. these guys are brilliant.

@Jcolinsol

8 жыл бұрын

+The Heron Hero And the entire thing is a dig at Half in the Bag?

I got chills hearing Gregg mention Victorville for the first time

@user-zy8cy6hn6o

Жыл бұрын

My first on cinema experience was the 7th annual Oscar special and since I started with the on cinema stuff chronologically it's always a joy to have something I've heard referenced appear for the first time

@WRCannon

Жыл бұрын

I’m new, what is the watch order for the Oscar’s specials and regular seasons? Like what episode do I pop in the Oscar’s special after

@TylerJC1212

Жыл бұрын

@@WRCannon you must figure that out on your own. Maybe on your third watching, you’ll figure it out

@Fugu6000

Жыл бұрын

There is a playlist from adult swim, which has it in the proper order

@BrucknerMotet

27 күн бұрын

The VFA before it was the VFA. Virgin Victorville, if I may be so bold. Like being in the maternity ward when the newborn is presented. What a treat!

Tim's inability to be happy for someone other than himself is glorious.

@kim86gurl

2 жыл бұрын

He's kinda like that IRL. You'll notice this if you watch 3 or more episodes of Office Hours Live; dude constantly needs to be the center of attention.

@nebojsadurmanovic2268

2 жыл бұрын

@@kim86gurl fuck. That's sad then. Somehow, I never managed to go through more than 2 minutes of Office hours.

@inputreflector

2 жыл бұрын

@@kim86gurl It’s part of the character Tim Heidecker by Tim Heidecker.

@qes2000

2 жыл бұрын

@@inputreflector He is kinda like that irl, every celeb is

@oldironsides4107

2 жыл бұрын

Kwantum Kristofferson Log off social media. You can’t decipher character from reality from a comic. You think office hours is a genuine podcast of real life people. Social media is the downfall of civilization. You probably tune into lassie and question jon provost motives for having the dog. Welp stay golden.

Laws of physics demand at least one bag of popcorn.

@MV12267

2 жыл бұрын

Terrible two's

Tim’s Ant Man review is his longest and most in depth review he’s ever given on the show

@geoflilgestudio

Жыл бұрын

and only review less than 5 stars....

@georgebats9796

10 ай бұрын

@@geoflilgestudio He did give Jupiter Ascending three bags at first though

@TrueGamer22887

4 ай бұрын

The “miss” baseball graphic that shows up once never to be seen again gets me every time

@IlIlllIIIllIIlIIlII

2 ай бұрын

The synopsis for Fantastic Four is the only one he's read without making a single error

Tim blurring Gregg’s Ant Man shirt is such an underrated joke 😂😂

@ThommyofThenn

5 ай бұрын

About the whole ant-man director right?

I love that graphic and "ohhhh" SFX for when Tim says 'Miss' as if this is a recurring graphic we've seen plenty of times on the show.

@chileo1

2 жыл бұрын

And we literally never see it again lmao

@tripleskittlez

3 ай бұрын

I stop by this video every so often just to hear Tim say " I thought...this...movie was a miss" with that graphic

@spiffyflinger9174

2 ай бұрын

the idea that he invented a whole new graphic just to drive home the point of how bad antman is

Im a Gregghead till death, but i think I'm going to see Fantastic Four at the cinema instead of Ant-Man. Six bags of popcorn vs. One unsalted bag? You don't have to do the math to see which one you should see guys

@BrucknerMotet

27 күн бұрын

The laws of physics require you to see a one-bagger like Ant Man.

One of the funniest episodes of On Cinema. "It's a sad, lonely bag with no salt, no butter, many unpopped corn at the bottom of the bag, stale and hardly able to eat. It is a horrible, horrible movie." The swing and miss animation was hilarious too.

The implications that these two in real life pulled strings so they could be in real superhero movies for a gag in on cinema is great

@Warped55

Ай бұрын

Not to mention that Gregg got the clearly better role in the clearly better movie

@unclepennybags5655

Ай бұрын

@@Warped55shut up! I will have them walk you out right now!

"...for your Fantastic four lines", ha ha

@Empireofczr

2 ай бұрын

He cooked him good god

"The laws of physics demand at least one bag of popcorn".

Tim's footage from Fantastic Four on repeat hahahaha

@pho-King

5 жыл бұрын

haha and the way he slowed down the speed of his scenes 🤣

I never imagined the new season would be this good right out of the gate. That slow-mo clip of Tim's scene during the Fantastic Four part fucking killed me

It is so amazing how they both appeared in actual movies and tied that into On Cinema. The commitment of this show is what makes it so great -- any decision they make, they go all the way with it. 8 bags of popcorn, 8 bags of soda

@saucejohnson4105

Жыл бұрын

The scale goes to 5 bags but i agree.

@IHeartMovies11

Жыл бұрын

Right yeah I shoulda specified that's my TOTAL score for F4 and AM combined. So Ant Man gets 7 bags of popcorn, 7 bags of soda. F4 gets 1 bags of popcorn, 1 bags of soda

@callum1465

Жыл бұрын

@@saucejohnson4105 they have given movies more than 5 bags before

@dharmallars

Жыл бұрын

What’s even better is how Tim has appeared in movies and specifically not tied them to On Cinema. He was in Us during season…..9 I think? And they said maybe they’d tie it in somehow if he ended up actually going to the Oscar’s but they didn’t and he was too good in that movie so it doesn’t exist in the On Cinema Universe. And I love that because it really would ruin the immersion of this arms race between two bad actors.

@ChairmanMeow1

Жыл бұрын

Plus an entire court case. the joke knows no end.

10:24 of course gregg would NEVER give a biased review, such a professional, so much respect for him

I lose it every time Tim glances over at Gregg when he finishes talking about Antman and starts talking about Fantastic Four.

I used to think Ant-Man was a five bagger and my favorite movie of the summer, but Tim's insight on the film has really opened my mind to the truth. I'll never watch that trash again!

One of the best episodes of the show ever thanks to that ending. I give it 5 bags of popcorn and one friendship bracelet.

Ant Man staring none other than Tayne.

@BlacklistSteelman

9 жыл бұрын

+Hmmmm Nice Bike-- Now tayne i can get into

@trceb

8 жыл бұрын

Celery man> Antman

@kikk0r

8 жыл бұрын

+Hmmmm Nice Bike imma steal that bike

@Jcolinsol

8 жыл бұрын

+Hmmmm Nice Bike I hear Tayne hangs dong.

@jackiechun9793

8 жыл бұрын

Now Tayne I can get into !

Did Tim blur out Gregg's ant man shirt??

@tokugawa7

9 жыл бұрын

lol

@flomoyo

9 жыл бұрын

+ree ria yep classic Tim XD

@glennyeah

9 жыл бұрын

+ree ria HAHHAHA amazing.

@youtubeuser2188

9 жыл бұрын

Who knows what that crazzy gregg had on his shirt, it was censored. I bet that asshole had some nazi propaganda, I couldn't see clearly but I saw red.

@dabidoe

9 жыл бұрын

+ree ria adult swim probably did

Oh my God. I have never felt compelled to comment on a video but I'm binging this series for the first time and I can't even handle this episode. It's too much. 6 seasons of nothing but glowing reviews for even the biggest piles of trash, and when Tim says "This was a miss" with that animation, I fell on the floor. Unbelievably perfect. I'm going to be so pissed when I finish this show.

@ChairmanMeow1

Жыл бұрын

I give this comment five bags of popcorn, and two bags of soda.

@InaneBlatherPodcast

10 ай бұрын

​@@ChairmanMeow1maybe throw in a little casino chip, for the lucky number 7 for the seventh season

@fallingawake5706

10 ай бұрын

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@fallingawake5706

10 ай бұрын

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@fallingawake5706

10 ай бұрын

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When you have movie reviews like Gregg Turkington in them, you can't lose! Hope the IT situation was taken care of...

Gregg, wow, what an impressive actor. Brought Dale right off the comic pages and onto our screens!

“And I’ve moved to Victorville” thrown so casually in there. Perfection.

The extremely small detail of Tim deliberately trimming his beard really oddly below his mouth makes me laugh really hard

@jpcrawdaddy8456

Жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure it’s actually stippled on with makeup 😂

@d3l3tes00n

Жыл бұрын

@@jpcrawdaddy8456 You know, if it were tweaked a bit, he would actually look really nice with a beard.

"I have never in my million years"

Just because Gregg starred in Ant-Man he expected Tim to give it 5 bags, but Tim has integrity and didn't let that affect his rating. 1 bag was harsh, but it was honest.

Tim called an audible when Gregg recused himself. Knowing Gregg wouldn’t go back on his word to keep his review to himself, Tim raked it over the coals hard and blasted the ashes in Greggs eyes and laughed on the inside. Incredible.

the "Hey Guys" jumps out of Gregg like it was on a spring. exemplary, stellar work

What's crazy is 7 years later. Warner Brothers came out and said "Bat girl was so bad it couldn't be seen and will be locked in a vault never to be seen"

It's very refreshing seeing Gregg taking a lot less shit from Tim and sticking up for himself for once. Congrats on the glorious new VHS collection!

"Almost one of those too good to be true happy endings which I'm proud to be a part of."

Tim's Ant Man review is hands down my favorite On Cinema moment. And I'm a devoted Gregghead.

@chunkydurango7841

2 жыл бұрын

You’re a heretic

this might be the best episode for me. "almost one of those 'too-good-to-be-true' happy endings... which I'm proud to be a part of."

Not being ironic for a moment here so bear with me: this might be the best episode of On Cinema. The way Tim trashes Ant-Man after giving even the most awful movies 5 bags is just perfect. Made even better by the fact that Ant-Man is, without a doubt, far better than Fantastic Four. This just captures the humor of the show perfectly.

@Davemanz

8 жыл бұрын

The show mostly exists in its own alternate universe and isn't really concerned with actual commentary on movies, but I have to think leaving Mad Max: Fury Road off the list of "Summer Movies that deserve 5 bags" is an actual deliberate joke, like they ignore what everyone regarded as the best movie of the summer because they're that lousy.

@jami376

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. To the non movie buff eyes this show seems amateur. But this show has ramped up the humour so intricately throughout the seasons. I'm just in love with this show, the lore is on a similar level (perhaps even better) with a shitload of sci-fi/drama shows out there.

@userman44

4 жыл бұрын

No, best episode ever was when they reviewed Furious 7.

@bobertjr3

4 жыл бұрын

@@userman44 RIP Paul Turbo

@Paraprax

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Tim casually plodding through comparing Ant-Man to the earliest "classic bad movies" like Ed Wood's stuff is unforgettable

Easily the best On Cinema episode. Absolutely perfect.

@Father_Wendigo

8 жыл бұрын

+bekindsorewind It's like two completely disparate studios purposefully made the movies they did just so these two could show up in them.

@callum7081

4 жыл бұрын

XJ-9 I think the vr one from season 10 is the best

I honestly hope this series never ends.

@GeddyRC

5 жыл бұрын

StewartLucrative I want to be 85 in a retirement home, eagerly refreshing KZread for new episodes

@spraynardtaarkus8168

5 жыл бұрын

It’ll be funnier the longer it goes on and the more intricate the canon becomes

@Ionic457

3 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Smith Great news!

@RataStuey

2 жыл бұрын

So far so good!

@RbgBennett

2 жыл бұрын

Stewart, I'm from 6 years in the future. It hasn't ended.

"For your fantastic four lines in the movie" -Gregg

Gregg should have done the decent thing and recused himself from reviewing Fantastic Four because, as a friend of Tim Heidecker who acted in the movie he clearly is too close to the production. One could theoretically say the same about Tim but in fact his review was accurate: it was a straight 6-bagger and it's great to get an insight from someone so closely involved with the craft of the movie. Great review from Tim and Fantastic Four joins that elite pantheon of films to receive 6 bags of On Cinema popcorn: the highest possible rating reserved only for instant classics.

@bboudreaux5453

4 жыл бұрын

Scale only goes up to 5 so..... you're dumb.

@jaysherman724

3 жыл бұрын

Actually the scale goes up to 7 in honor of Paul Turbo’s final movie

@BrucknerMotet

19 күн бұрын

...and throw in a keepsake BFF friendship bracelet with pic of Josh Trank in a heart shaped locket frame. A Tranklet, if you will.

I think this is actually the best episode of On Cinema ever

9% on rotten tomatoes with 18% audience score. That's the "Heidecker" influence. Greggheads rule!

I love how Gregg just strings Tim along, yea telling him everything he wants to hear, great summer movie blah blah blah, then boom drops the truth bomb! Tim PAID to be in Fantastic Four (Lines)! The truth is out TIM! Honesty is the best policy.

I'm binging on cinema for the first time right now and holy fuck, this is one of the funniest episodes so far. Pure perfection.

7:47 Tim was spot on, 'Ant Man' wasn't released, it escaped!

Ant man is hailed as one of the better marvel movies while Fantastic Four was a huge flop which makes this episode so much better.

@Helvedear

8 жыл бұрын

Lmao, very true.

@MegaMr46

7 жыл бұрын

Spiritual Pathways because Ant-Man is part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And Fox should give the rights of Fantastic Four to Disney.

@jacksonwilliams8971

5 жыл бұрын

MegaMr46 here from the future, and yeah that happens

@imwishingyougodspeedglory7438

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, thanks for explaining the joke!

@drakashrakenburgproduction5369

3 жыл бұрын

@@imwishingyougodspeedglory7438 its good so idiots like you would get it

Tim planned for Gregg to bring his video tape collection to Hawaii just so he could burn them, thereby making more room in the apartment, and pass it off as being used for the plot of Decker. He's the "fan" who tipped Gregg off about the video shop getting rid of their VHS tapes. Now Gregg has somewhere to go (a storage unit) while Tim and his family have annexed his apartment. It is both a disgusting and brilliant plan.

This is by far my favorite argument they've had in the series. It just felt real and natural and like an actual argument that they might have. Kinda redundant at my last line, but it was kind of repetitive.

I had to do a double take when this first started playing because I thought Tom Cruise himself was hosting this. Looking great Tim!

Now that On Cinema is back my life can begin again. The dark clouds of depression and confusion over which movie to watch are over once again; On Cinema is back!

@kinghani

9 жыл бұрын

+NostalgiaVHS Have you downloaded the On Cinema app to your personal device? Firm but fair reviews all year round and quality assured with the On Cinema name. Since my purchase I've secured a 6-bagger almost every night.

@NostalgiaVHS

9 жыл бұрын

I doubt that since the scale only goers up to 5 bags, but Ill definitely check it out!

@kinghani

9 жыл бұрын

No 6-bags is the highest rating. It's a tip of the hat to the 6-string guitar.

@icareg

9 жыл бұрын

+NostalgiaVHS how else can one decide what movies are good?

Laws of physics demand at least one bag of popcorn

@christianjunegregorio3053

2 жыл бұрын

As a Sciencehead, I have to agree

"for your fantastic four lines in the movie"

Great to see Tim & Gregg put their close friendship to one side in order to provide us with professional, unbiased reviews of each others movies.

"i thought this movie was a miss" LOL!!! holy shit, I just spit-sprayed my dinner salad everywhere with laughter! and Tim saying that with his new ridiculous beard look was too much to handle at once! I am so glad you guys are back at it again

At 4:57 Tim uses the word "affair". He has chosen this word very carefully, as a nod to "The Affairs of Cappy Ricks", a bit of foreshadowing to future seasons.

I am glad that the buffs are back, but...same as it ever was. Tim has absolutely NO ethics. He's seen as a dishonest film critic by reviewing a film he PAID to be in. He's also already breaking rules agreed upon by him and Gregg. He needs to shut up about his boring life and he absolutely CANNOT give six bags of popcorn to any movie, especially one he PAID to be in. Gregg, on the other hand, continues to be a bastion of film criticism and movie expertise. I really wish we had Our Cinema instead of On Cinema. It's what us true movie fans need and deserve right now.

@youtubeuser2188

9 жыл бұрын

Bullshit Tim never paid a dime he auditioned like everyone else and and obviously got it, ffs he has #DECKER on his resume the guy knows how to act. I bet gregg paid for that pile of crap ant-man and is just inflicting his own problems on Tim.

@MichaelWalshCT

9 жыл бұрын

+Toastbye _ You need to wake up and smell the roses! Tim is feeding you more bullshit and you are just taking it as face value. He's always been a liar and a cheat. He's never going to change.

"You wouldn't go into the Louvre with a flamethrower". 😂😂

Tim said in an interview that the Victorville Film Archive was entirely an improved idea by Gregg and had to be written into the rest of the show

@noodlegrannybill

4 жыл бұрын

Greg is the man

I'm not sure how, but Tim actually looks younger with a beard.

@AlexHammer1

9 жыл бұрын

makeup

@BrianHenson95

3 жыл бұрын

I think tim got botox this season :( I think hes sold out with port of call Hawaii operation save the island

@neonfroot

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrianHenson95 He's going through midlife crisis

Postmodern Scholars will discuss Greg's Antman cameo in the same hushed tones as they do William S. Burroughs cameo in "Drugstore Cowboy". So many layers of Meta.....five bags of Meta-corn and two Intellectual goatees to stroke.

@changstein

3 ай бұрын

god i hate naked lunch

You gotta love the respect that Tim has for the great Josh Trank. Reminds me of the relationship between Spock and Kirk, or now with Tim's hunky beard, Riker and Picard.

@BrucknerMotet

19 күн бұрын

That's so right of you to say that about Josh Trank. When Tim gave his shout out to Josh, most of us were flat out mesmerized. Frozen in place. Couldn't move for a little while due to the profound love and magical moment that Tim made possible with that authentic non-scripted tip of the hat to John Trunk. A lot of us were reminded of Will Ferrill's character in Old School. It was like we'd shot ourselves in the neck with a Trankulizer dart at our some kid's backyard swimming pool birthday party.

Did Tim and Greg get roles in 2 super hero movies that happen to release at the same time simply for this bit?

While I do agree with Tim's fair criticism of the Ant Man movie, I do feel that he was a bit a harsh in rating it one stale popcorn. In my humble opinion, Ant Man deserves at least a little bit if sprinkle of salt, just a tinge of flavor, as it does have some redeeming qualities.

Tim- "I'm excited to see where you take it (Decker)" Gregg- "It's not going to be that different". Decker season 3, 'Decker vs Dracula'.

It's such a weird coincidence that Gregg caused a re-write by revealing the ending of Decker in his On Cinema on Location segment and that re-write just so happened to involve burning his entire video collection. It's as if the universe or some unknown force was punishing him.

so i'm watching the show chronologically, and this is one of the best review episodes yet

@TylerJC1212

Жыл бұрын

I agree fully

My life is 75% better now that On Cinema is back.

now antman I can get into

@Bhazor

4 жыл бұрын

Its crazy that even after a couple decades of films his most iconic role to me remains a one minute Tim and Eric skit.

@isaacberger6721

4 жыл бұрын

Nude. Ant-Man.

@mistafabro

4 жыл бұрын

Can I see an ant wobble?

@RohannvanRensburg

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bhazor I couldn't agree more. I've watched that clip dozens of times.

my fav bit of this is tim continuing to drill down and make it crystal clear why he didn't like Ant-man, when it was already obviously implied from the start of his review. such a great "overexplaining the joke" moment

love how they blurred greg's ant-man t-shirt

@el_fucko

3 ай бұрын

Well of course they had to blur it, it's a blatant conflict of interest.

the emotions and motivations in this are so subtle, i can't stop watching, starting from season 1

I don't know why this one doesn't have more views. It's classic.

It's two guys who love film, in a cinema to talk film.

Hahahahaha I forgot Gregg's Ant-Man shirt was blurred. Such a great show.

“We had a deal in place with ABC...” that line makes me lose my shit every time.

I never in my million years have seen a classier man than Gregg. Sometimes Tim seems like he can be a little mean and bitter.

@DanielAquarian

4 жыл бұрын

HannibalOrJustRex Yea what’s up with that? It’s almost like Tim has some issues that surface when these guys do their movie review show.

@funape3343

4 жыл бұрын

I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. Tim is absolutely pleasant. Gregg needs to get control of himself.

@neonfroot

2 жыл бұрын

Tim is going through premature midlife crisis

@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745

2 жыл бұрын

​@@DanielAquarian hes just jealous of Gregg lol

there is no such thing as zero bags of popcorn

The way Tim says “MUSIC” at 3:51 😂

7:40 This part kills me everytime

Just a quick comment to send kudos to Tim's Makeup Artist, Hair Stylist, and Beard Dyer/Trimmer. Great work from everyone involved.

The first mention of Victorville 🥲

Gregg always looks serious and downtrodden, but he always finds a way to look *even more* serious and downtrodden when Tim pulls out some new BS.

The laws of physics demand at least one bag of popcorn.

I love how Tim didn't quite get all of his beard darkened with just for men. Hahaha

The look on Gregg's face when he gets his comeuppance for his betrayal

The birth of the VFA, legendary episode right here.

That intro made me feel like big winner. Money boy

that one bag *pop* has me crying 🤣

I give this episode 5 bags of pep-corn, 12 beers, and a blunt. Very funny

@Helvedear

8 жыл бұрын

Your grading system is very like-able.

I haven't laughed so hard at anything on youtube all week. IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU GUYS BACK!!!

"For your fantastic *four lines* in the movie that you paid 15 thousand dollars for."

I love that Tim was in the second Ant Man.

Thank you Tim for saving the Ant Man saga with your performance in Ant Man 2. As we all know Ant Man 1 was utter garbage and lacked all theatric integrity. This is one of those rare instances where the sequel far surpasses the original film. #oscarbuzz

@homeless_sushi

2 жыл бұрын

Rare? Jaws 2, Terminator 2, Aliens, Arthur 2, Blues Brother 2000

7:41 for Tim's 2 minute, 7 second diatribe on Ant-Man.

Could this video be considered a National Historic Site on account of how this marks the formation of the Victorville Film Archive?!?!?!?!?!?!?

@jimreily7538

3 жыл бұрын

It's a landmark episode for certain

When did Tim burn Gregg’s videos? I been binging On Cinema recently and don’t remember seeing that happen or hearing of it

@el_fucko

3 ай бұрын

It's part of the climax of Decker 2: Port of Call: Hawaii: Operation Save The Island.

Tim is PATHETIC! Paying Trank to let him in a 5 bagger??

@calvcoolidge

9 жыл бұрын

Six. Six-bagger.

@fromthedoor

9 жыл бұрын

+calvcoolidge 5, 6, who cares? Typical Tim apologist, trying to skirt the issue with a technicality.

@buzinaocara

9 жыл бұрын

+Sir Gobblesmith You can't expect the same level of common sense from everybody. Some greggheads simply have no taste.

@cameronmcewen7192

8 жыл бұрын

I don't like Tim either.

@DisgustedBatman

8 жыл бұрын

You're a god damn imbecile. He wasn't serious. He didn't actually pay Trank to be in his movie you god damn stupid fuck.

The fact that Tim put Fantastic Four on the summer movie five bag list. I missed this the first few times.

@drewtweedie7408

Жыл бұрын

Just saw this lol

@joshuateubanks4302

Жыл бұрын

Yo. It's so funny. All of it.

I have a feeling Tim and Greg lobbies to be in those movies just for this show...

Tim really looks like Don Jr in this era.