"...I'm not made of money..." Well my dear Ashens, what are you made of? Poundland mallow treats and bitterness would be my guess.

@herbiehusker1889

4 жыл бұрын

Inflatable crowns. He's made of inflatable crowns and sad onions.

@parabellum9367

4 жыл бұрын

@@herbiehusker1889 you forgot the Chinese weird bad quality item

@isaacterry1243

4 жыл бұрын

He's just a bunch of those terrible pound land trucks

@Jos3jmsfkl

4 жыл бұрын

He’s 10% pound land shit and 90% British fuckface

@phantommanass

4 жыл бұрын

Also some mysterious bacteria's from expired foodstuffs.

As an American from the Bible belt I can say that the "Forgiven" bracelet is definitely something you'd see a "hip" youth pastor wearing

@willf.4590

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the one who calls everyone "buddy" or "pal" and plays the Christian version of Wonderwall at every church gathering, then goes home and listens to his sweet nordic black metal collection on vinyl.

@dxmanforlife

4 жыл бұрын

@@willf.4590 i want to meet this pastor

@MusicFanatical1

4 жыл бұрын

"Christian version of Wonderwall" The what now?

@willf.4590

4 жыл бұрын

@@MusicFanatical1 Y'know, whatever Christian pop song corresponds to Wonderwall's simple chord structure.

@lunedez

4 жыл бұрын

Gongaloon O'Codswallop don’t know which is worse: the Christian version of Wonderwall or the original. Probably both

13:07 Watching a British man vaguely describe the action figure cast of Duck Dynasty is absolutely amazing.

@bluesquadron8667

3 жыл бұрын

@Samson Themighty i think its embarressing if you are anybody

@grmpf

2 жыл бұрын

The second coming of "guitar dome".

I unironically want that Nic Cage cushion. That is the highest of high art.

@nawasa4018

4 жыл бұрын

It truly is.

@satan3959

4 жыл бұрын

*Nick

@trollsthatlol1

4 жыл бұрын

"Not the Sequens! Ah! Their in my eyes!"

@iplayeddishonored2475

4 жыл бұрын

Skeletor The Supreme his name is Nicholas, not Nickolas, you Dickolas

@satan3959

4 жыл бұрын

Outdated Account name OK, boomer

The figurines that look like ZZ Top are actually of the characters in the show "Duck Dynasty"

@JoeRabone

4 жыл бұрын

145629_numbers and the funny thing is, the theme song of the show is by ZZ top

@Clutch28

4 жыл бұрын

That's cause I believe they are Duck Dynasty figures...or whatever the Chinese knockoff version you'd find in a dollar/pound store would be

@mattelder1971

4 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I was thinking.

@TheRealLumpySpirit

4 жыл бұрын

King of Duck

@fwank49

4 жыл бұрын

​@@Clutch28 Knockoff duck dynasty would be mallard monarchy

I love how ashens says the name of each item like a teacher giving a spelling test.

@maxscardanelli6185

4 жыл бұрын

Same here man.

@bigmanbazzaaa

4 жыл бұрын

S t o r e S t o r e S t o r e

@Offensive_Username

4 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the English lessons with Victor on TV.

@gwishart

4 жыл бұрын

I assumed it was a reference to the mystery voice on ISIHAC.

@katiepotatie1615

4 жыл бұрын

I find it really calming for some reason

That Nic Cage cushion is the greatest product I have ever seen.

Somewhere in China, there's a factory that just pours resin on live beetles. In other news, I never thought I'd watch a video of ashens stroking Nicolas Cage's face, and yet at the same time I'm not surprised.

@michealtaormina1561

3 жыл бұрын

dead ones actually, which is uh not any more or less strange

The perfect pillow would switch between Cage and Travolta

@franktedder1236

4 жыл бұрын

It makes me sad that most people won't get the face off reference.

@raymondpjoyce

4 жыл бұрын

@@franktedder1236 I'm sure you'll be more sad when people do get it because they're remaking it Im sorry for sharing this terrible news with you

@franktedder1236

4 жыл бұрын

@@raymondpjoyce why would I be sad? I enjoyed that movie a lot lol. Plus, it's not out yet. Anyone who hasn't seen the original and doesn't know what it's about probably still won't get it.

@raymondpjoyce

4 жыл бұрын

@@franktedder1236 the original is great and really doesn't need a remake imo, cage and travolta were perfect casting Going off other remakes of classics I'm I have very low hopes for this but whatever I guess I probably just won't watch it

@holysparkbatman

4 жыл бұрын

Raymond Joyce damn dude this is my first hearing of the news. That’s like trying to remake universal soldier or they live or snake pliskin movies. It just needs to be that movie from that time.

After this video, Nick Cage pillow sales will definitely skyrocket.

@possumballs2020

4 жыл бұрын

We hope

@ArmageddonD11

4 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you, I'd already bought one!

@Zulf85

4 жыл бұрын

I already have one on the way lol - AliExpress is cheaper

@bentramer682

4 жыл бұрын

Why wouldn't that be the most coveted item anyways?

@tylergarza8695

4 жыл бұрын

I've seen it around a few places.

Can we all stop and admire that this man is kneeling on his floor with his hands in his couch?

@abcdefghiijk8043

4 жыл бұрын

what if he was actually standing and he's only 2 foot or what if the couch is 6 foot

@icarus2688

4 жыл бұрын

You’re the type of person I’d be friends with

@serentique

4 жыл бұрын

For 13 years

@AllanElMelon1043

4 жыл бұрын

He's probably sitting on a small chair meant for small children.

@Marquis-Sade

3 жыл бұрын

IN his couch?

"I'm not made of money" finally a youtuber I can relate too!

@vaughan3273

4 жыл бұрын

Most KZreadr atm make very little money

Holy shit, that Nicolas Cage cushion is the first thing I've seen in these Wish videos that I legitimately want, that thing is glorious trash

@LeeDee5

4 жыл бұрын

It's on the same tier of goodness as THE GOOSE. I hope he never gets rid of it.

@graablick9471

4 жыл бұрын

They sell Nick Cage sweatpants as well.

@davidlevy706

4 жыл бұрын

I was _massively_ disappointed that the "cage" item wasn't related to Nicolas Cage, and then - *B҉O҉O҉M҉!* - it was so much better than I could have hoped.

@llamasandanime

4 жыл бұрын

They should make a set of these pillows with Cage and Goldblum

@Karmy.

4 жыл бұрын

I've seen it before and was wondering where it came from

the bearded figurines look suspiciously like the cast of "duck dynasty"

@emilyhensx

4 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one thinking that.

@johnwheels89

4 жыл бұрын

Thats becuase it is

@lehelisbored

4 жыл бұрын

@@calvinwallace2937 Nope, those are definitely the inbreds from Duck Dynasty.

@Drathus

4 жыл бұрын

Yup. I was going to say, "Stuart needs to google 'Duck Dynasty' and weep."

@BadcatGGEZ

4 жыл бұрын

man, ive been watching duck dynasty thinking it's a zz top documentary,i did find it weird that they didn't play their instruments

When you're at the pearly gates you just flash your "forgiven" bracelet, say that God gave it to you, and you hope that St Peter doesn't call his boss to check.

Ashens: "I can't see anything out of these sunglasses." Me: Well, you *are* wearing them indoors. ...In late autumn. ...In England.

@EddieHawkinsII

2 жыл бұрын

…at this hour.

@Nitrinoxus

2 жыл бұрын

@@EddieHawkinsII At _any_ hour, really. 'English autumns' and 'sunlight' don't typically occur in the same sentence, at least in _my_ experience.

@samholdsworth420

3 ай бұрын

​@@Nitrinoxusyou have experience in England? I am very sorry 😢

Attention Nic Cage pillow enthusiasts! There are also Jeff Goldblum pillows! LIFE uhh FINDS A WAY!

That Nicolas Cage cushion is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

The glitch in the beginning tripped me out

@LonelyMarowak

4 жыл бұрын

Thought I was the only one who noticed the glitched intro.

@fairyball3929

4 жыл бұрын

No.. but is the video broken? 🤔

I hope Ashens never stops these videos. He brings me genuine joy

"forgiven" merchandise is a thing with certain branches of Christianity in the US.

@GreenShark4

4 жыл бұрын

Mainly Southern Baptists, nondenoms, and young Catholics.

@KayteePhilly

4 жыл бұрын

You mean Given’s bracelet? Cool.

@5roundsrapid263

4 жыл бұрын

Uboa Noticed You So basically the same thing “WWJD?” was 20 years ago?

@ItsSoDane

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@fiercebaldguy

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. That sort of thing is ubiquitous in virtually any form of Christianity in the US. Having grown up in the American South, you could easily walk into a gas station/convenience store and see something like this on sale-right along side the lighters and tower of sunglasses...

Petition for the cushion to become a permanent fixture on the couch.

@radiocaster2k

4 жыл бұрын

Instant sign

@helensweeney4206

4 жыл бұрын

Signed

@adamj1367

4 жыл бұрын

Signed.

@slaz_snipezz7869

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@whitetrash6510

3 жыл бұрын

But it’s all red with just the eyes revieled😂😂

That cushion is actually pretty awesome!

Surely this deserves the "cheapo" intro.

Even though I know it's clean. It still makes me uncomfortable to see him touching the bristles on the toilet brush 😂

@beware_the_moose

4 жыл бұрын

Could be a return

@sholahverassa8582

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's because you can only *assume* it's clean.

@shaunclarke04

4 жыл бұрын

The Jesteress how do you know it’s clean?

@philtowle4683

Жыл бұрын

He put it in the dishwasher first

Just a tiny disclaimer. I live in Finland where it's illegal to sell sunglasses without UV protection. It's due to the fact that without the protection they don't block UV at all, but their darkening effect causes pupils to expand which causes even more UV to enter your eyes. So it's actually healthier for your eyes not to use sunglasses with no UV protection. Edit: Having been questioned by my fellow countryperson, I seem to be unable to find confirmation for the legal status. But still, avoid unprotected sunglasses, the protection isn't that expensive.

@solomale2156

4 жыл бұрын

Onko oikeesti?

@9UWmember

4 жыл бұрын

@@solomale2156 Hmm, näyttää siltä, että en löydä vahvistusta sille ja saatoin puhu roskaa niiden laittomuudesta.

@MrHack4never

4 жыл бұрын

Untreated glass tend to stop UV quite well IIRC, but you should still avoid UV as much as possible But if you're interested in harming your eyes with UV, just ask your local welder for sand in your eyes, which is sunburn in your eyes, caused by flash exposure to UV light

@MazzeruAcciacatore

4 жыл бұрын

It would actually be REALLY HARD to find unprotective glasses. Even a piece of plastic blocks most UV rays. See AvE "Auto Darkening Welding Helmet" and "Knock off Ray-Ban glasses vs UV laser" videos

@DutchSteam

4 жыл бұрын

MazzeruAcciacatore is correct, most if not all plastic lens sunglasses are made of polycarbonate which blocks 100% UV. No special coating needed. Incorrect is that all plastics block UV. Pure acrylic for example does not block any UV. For most acrylics however an additive is used to make it filter/absorb UV light.

I fear no man, but that pillow, it scares me.

"OOH! Ooh there's little controller buttons, I'm excited now!" - Stuart Ashens, 2019

“do you really want to carry corpses with you” who says i don’t already .....

@Amanda_Harper

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly, some of us are goths, and some are serial killers....

@worldoffreya4888

4 жыл бұрын

Amanda Harper some of us are both :)

@sholahverassa8582

4 жыл бұрын

Do the parts of a corpse count? Cause I got spleen for ages... hehe.

@BlueMageDaisen

4 жыл бұрын

Gonna have a snack at the ready

Totally missed an opportunity for a Silver Skull reference. I miss him.

@MrRattlebones640

4 жыл бұрын

He will return don't worry.

@skinlizard2251

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrRattlebones640 I hope you're right, Lenin.

@maxscardanelli6185

4 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly man. I miss him too.

@RetroPlus

4 жыл бұрын

Damn man you're making me tear up :'(

"life is like a toilet bowl of cherries" -Ashens *everybody: inspired* 😂

@mr.cantillasz1912

4 жыл бұрын

...

I like how much effort has gone into the utter randomness of this

"Life is like a Toilet Bowel of Cherries" - Ashens, 2019I'd wear that t-shirt

@5udimax

4 жыл бұрын

@Random. bowl*

@8bit_pineapple

4 жыл бұрын

Life is like a toilet. You get out of it what you put into it. (Takes a bow)

@5udimax

4 жыл бұрын

@@theambient5560 dude, if you wanted to have that meaning you'd omit the 'toilet' . There is no such thing as a "toilet bowel" . I guess the less intelligent don't really read properly before correcting someone.

I strangely want one of those hideous Nick Cage cushions, It is spectacularly terrifying.

@chrisjames4507

4 жыл бұрын

A pennywise one would be better

@jameszackarevicz3848

4 жыл бұрын

I have one, its weird to have it just staring at you sometimes

@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457

Жыл бұрын

@@jameszackarevicz3848 legend

Stuart, what happened to the intro? It looks like it got corrupted.

@chicken-pants

4 жыл бұрын

I saw it and I thought my phone went bezerk I got freaked out

@Mannixxpa

4 жыл бұрын

I just saw this! I got scared that youtube might crash again like it did way back when.

@Levleup

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@evanceneviva7939

3 жыл бұрын

The intro did the same for me on my phone, but it looks fine on my tv

@UTAULEAKS

3 жыл бұрын

Same to me

Brit doesn’t realize the “camo vest, zz style sculpted beard” action figures are from the extremely American tv show duck dynasty

@triplemurray

4 жыл бұрын

I knew, we did have it over here but they was a bunch of rich ass overly christian homosexual hatin' bunch so nobody really gave a shit.

@innovade7887

4 жыл бұрын

He's very lucky to be unaware.

@brandonmartin-moore5302

4 жыл бұрын

@@triplemurray And that's why Americans loved it so much.

@AllanElMelon1043

4 жыл бұрын

@@homelessrobot like Married at first sight garbage.

@CorndogCrusader

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously. It's not his demographic, and not in his country. It's an obvious fact that he wouldn't know what it is.

Welp, that's one way to get a chocolate covered cherry!

@ToxPhy

4 жыл бұрын

V I L E

@Elle-if3lt

4 жыл бұрын

nooooooooo

@LadyNeeka

4 жыл бұрын

EEEEEEEEE.

@angrybidoof847

4 жыл бұрын

Threw up in my mouth a bit there at the imagery you created

@sholahverassa8582

4 жыл бұрын

Covered from the inside, mind you. Thaat's magic!

I’m a simple man, I see nick cage stealth pillow, I like.

@VNDER88

4 жыл бұрын

think i might actually buy one of these haha

@brodi81

4 жыл бұрын

Woah, this is the most original youtube comment ever. Did you think of this all on your own?

@whichDude

4 жыл бұрын

I have a Jeff Goldblum pillow.

@stilljamming

4 жыл бұрын

I see Nick Cage pillow I click fast on the video I get a double shot, yo And you know I'm satisfied

@stefanozurich

4 жыл бұрын

@@brodi81 Woah, this is the most original -youtube- comment ever. Did you think of this all on your own?

Life is like a bowl of cherries, everyone's stoned.

@sonofatwitch82

4 жыл бұрын

thanks

@Yawyna124

4 жыл бұрын

@@sonofatwitch82 Yeah, wanna skype sometime? Your glasses make Tony moist.

@vhsredacted

4 жыл бұрын

Bit late to the party but Ian they are a smashing pair of glasses

@-throat-

4 жыл бұрын

Fanatic glasses indeed. Nice specs. Mmmmmm yyeeeeee

My sister bought me the Nic Cage pillow last Christmas and I love it.

@caramelldansen2204

3 жыл бұрын

is it still holding itself together?

@multigecko13

3 жыл бұрын

@@caramelldansen2204 He is still alive and well!

@caramelldansen2204

3 жыл бұрын

@@multigecko13 I'm asking because if I were to buy one, I'd hope it wouldn't fall apart after like 3 months :3

@multigecko13

3 жыл бұрын

@@caramelldansen2204 Mine is still going strong thankfully. You never know with Wish though.

I laughed so hard when I realized who the bearded men were

I'm crying laughing right now those camo zz top beard action figures are the guys from Duck Dynasty LOL! The best part is they intro son of the show is a ZZ Top song 😂😂😂😂

The great thing about Ashens videos is that if it's been released a day ago or three years ago, they are relatively the same great value we expect from ashens

@BoyElric

Жыл бұрын

True

i’m watching this while i have a leisurely poo

...I got a wish advert before this started. The complete assimilation is almost complete.

@CaptainWumbo

4 жыл бұрын

Rachael B Yes, someone was trying on clothes. "This outfit was only 5 dollars!" Too bad it wasn't Ashens in nothing but a pair of uncomfortable sunglasses.

@Yukke91

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@GerstoxParty

4 жыл бұрын

Same, the ads usually match the video somehow

@FroggyMosh

4 жыл бұрын

Ads tried to sell me on a pair of easy fit bras, they are very comfy while also hiding 'distracting lumps and lines'. I'm a single dude. Looks like I finally threw Google Ad-sense off. :D

@MrWhitegold13

4 жыл бұрын

Had 4 wish ads though video

OH MY GOSH HIS EXPLANATION OF THE DUCK DYNASTY ACTION FIGURES NEARLY KILLED ME XD

@swanningabout

4 жыл бұрын

No it didn't

@buenogoodlive

4 жыл бұрын

Get well soon

@LLWW

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao very funny

Me : Mum can we get Bob Ross Mum : We have it at home Bob Ross at home : The thumbnail

@tescomealdeal5440

4 жыл бұрын

Nick with the pillow in the back

im so glad my step dad showed me this channel in 2011- probably one of the best reviewers 😂

I've seen that Nick Cage pillow before, but it's no less brilliant.

When I first looked at the thumbnail I thought it was the necronomicon

@Skybarrier

4 жыл бұрын

It is.

@Juggalee1979

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

Omg, when you first described the bearded camo figures my mind immediately thought it would be hilarious if they were supposed to be the family from a reality TV show called Duck Dynasty. I have never been more pleasantly surprised when it turns out they were exactly that.

"this might blow up overtime, but let's not think about that right now" killed me right there 🤣 that's the Wish spirit spot on 🤣

That couch/chair must be so confused after all these years.

@DASyam-tb7qt

4 жыл бұрын

It's a SOFA

I've always wanted to clean my crapper with a giant cherry.

@peepothefrog4331

4 жыл бұрын

Stop

@user-kx7kc7iv4g

4 жыл бұрын

*shitter

@TheyfoundRickGrimes

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@katbowl9971

4 жыл бұрын

There's a sentence you don't hear every day. 😂

As soon as he showed the picture of the "ZZtop figures" I blew coke out my nose laughing that he said that.

@MangionMotorsports

4 жыл бұрын

@D'niro Gavin B O T H

@lordowl3533

3 жыл бұрын

Easy on that booger sugar fam

“A dead beetle” Me: George Harrison?

@Nitrinoxus

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for making me laugh.

@ourphilosophyis9119

4 жыл бұрын

Mark Hashman No problem! I like when my comments create a positive Mark.

@feurysj4707

4 жыл бұрын

Limited time only: Paul McCartney

@ourphilosophyis9119

4 жыл бұрын

feurysj You wrong for that cx

@feurysj4707

4 жыл бұрын

@@ourphilosophyis9119 jokez

I got a Nicolas Cage Movie trailer before watching, blessed.

I like that Nic Cage pillow.

@niccage6375

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@Karmy.

4 жыл бұрын

The avatar of the OP and the name of the replier above me is perfect

@chewinggumsandwich2341

4 жыл бұрын

My cage is better tho

@RatzaChewy

4 жыл бұрын

YOU DON'T SAY

this is definitely the second most famous couch on earth

@discopotato4673

4 жыл бұрын

Just to confirm if I'm right, what's the first one?

@knsd1402

3 жыл бұрын

Casting couch

@lauratimmel3402

3 жыл бұрын

The Big Comfy Couch

@user-qo9is7sh2i

3 жыл бұрын

@@discopotato4673 my guess is the simpsons couch lol

@TheHutchy01

2 жыл бұрын

This one is probably even less hygienic.

When the camera cut to you wearing those sifi glasses I almost pissed myself.

@Gatorade69

4 жыл бұрын

Sifi. Knock off chinese sci-fi.

13:09 I'm pretty sure those are based on the show "Duck Dynasty". How odd! LOL! EDIT: If you search "Adventure Wheels action figures" you'll see these and the figures in this video.

@cilith1

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the samething.

@Klinkertinlegs

4 жыл бұрын

They are definitely based on that show

@zombiehalo9588

4 жыл бұрын

They are

@matthewstafford7150

4 жыл бұрын

Googling tells me they are Adventure Wheels Duck Dynasty action figures. Now we just need to tell Ashens that they are being sold on Ebay!

Oh good, I imagine putting a wet toilet brush into that near sealed holder is going to work well

@gwishart

4 жыл бұрын

You're not supposed to put a toilet brush back in it's holder while it's still wet. That's what guest towels are for.

The action figure in the ring reminded me of Goa'uld transport rings from Stargate

This man's has had this couch and been kneeling in front of it making item reviews for 13 years.

@whitetrash6510

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what you call dedication

11:45 - When you both choose the same character and one has to play with the player 2 alternate colors.

Send that beauty light to Big Clive... He'd love to take it apart

I need that pillow

I actually own one of those bug necklaces (bought it of my own accord from a thrift store and everything) and it's one of my favourites! The fact I'm a biology major might have something to do with my desire to wear bug corpses though...

Goddammit, If there was one time to make a face off joke it was now

The camera's reaction to the light colour changes is kinda fascinating.

“Maybe he’s just a walkie-talkie enthusiast. The main point is, we don’t care.” 😂

What’s with the glitch effects in the beginning?

7:56 - The look of those glasses remind me of the Sony Glasstron, the head mounted display glasses that Sony came out with from 1996 to 1998

@hexyko4850

4 жыл бұрын

They look like Inuit snow goggles. Quite like 'em.

I swear I've seen that pillow in many of my nightmares.

@herbiehusker1889

4 жыл бұрын

One man's nightmares are another man's dream

@TheScience69

4 жыл бұрын

Your wet dreams you mean

@SpicyyWaffles

4 жыл бұрын

Not only did I get this cushion recommended to me, no. A few days ago wish also blessed me with nicholas cage sweatpants and they are the stuff nightmares are made of.

Looks like an extra from deliverance...all right that warranted a chuckle 👏🏻👏🏻

Thank You Stuart Ashens to brighten my life up !! Your videos are really what i need these last couple of days .

I listen to Ashens for 2 reasons. 1) To laugh for hours 2) To be soothed to sleep by his voice Tonight it’s the latter. Ashens is my guilty ASMR. 😏

@connorellis34

4 жыл бұрын

Same Alexandra!

@Karmy.

4 жыл бұрын

Ashensmr

@justinplott6579

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@franktedder1236

4 жыл бұрын

Same. Ashens and The Craftsman are usually my nightly routine

@courtneyzeo6754

4 жыл бұрын

@@franktedder1236 But if you sleep through the Crafsman's videos, you miss all the great songs like his recent hit, "Modify These Figures (Using the Peg System)."

If the ringlight breaks you can always send it to Clive, but honestly i was surprised that it even featured cold, medium and warm light

haha those glasses look like Frozone's sunglasses. Truly futuristic stuff.

"What would an item be designated as forgive by?" Yes.

I have the cherry toilet brush in my flat 😂

@frac

4 жыл бұрын

You should give it a try in your bathroom...

@xXLeRainbowLlamaXxx

4 жыл бұрын

@@frac That's where it is...

@danm8004

4 жыл бұрын

@@xXLeRainbowLlamaXxx OOF

@johnwheels89

4 жыл бұрын

@@xXLeRainbowLlamaXxx ....

@lacroix5890

4 жыл бұрын

A flat is an apartment in america if you guys didnt know

Lol the Duck Dynasty figurines through him through a loop!

"I'm ded." - Billy the Jolly Beatle.

8:41 If you come to Brazil with this you gonna see everything pretty clear, our sun is different 😂

Dear Dr Ashens I'm writing to say thank you for keeping our poundland stores open as u are the only person on this planet who buys there tat,please don't stop as our world would become very boring indeed. Yours faithfully A poundland special fan😜 (Yes I know it is not a poundland special video)

@swanningabout

4 жыл бұрын

their*

@ukcoinsforever7419

4 жыл бұрын

My god I'm so sorry

@gwishart

4 жыл бұрын

Surely you mean "Dear Dr Ashens"? He didn't spend all those years on his PhD to be called "Mr"!

beetle necklace glows mad bright in the dark.

The camo beard guys are the main cast of Duck Dynasty. Holy shit, someone made Duck Dynasty figurines. I want them. I need them.

I havent seen your videos in years glad to see your still doing good

Pretty sure it's a real beetle in "imitation" amber.

@davefuss

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like what we in Australia call a Christmas beetle. They show up in early summer in the lead up to the Christmas season.

@headlessgorilla869

4 жыл бұрын

@@davefuss That's what I was thinking aswell

@bobtimus

4 жыл бұрын

In the u.s we call them Japanese beetles, they terrorize our tomato plants and love flying full force into your metal gutters. Also, if they land in your hair they're a pain to get out.

@FireFoxBancroft

4 жыл бұрын

@@bobtimus In the US mid western area we call them June Bugs because they usually appear around June and don't go away until September.

We call the other Ghost Busters the "Ghost Space Busters", to distinguish it from Ghostbusters, all one word

Love the Wish tat videos. The NSA coin is still my favourite! Haha

Fluffee got that same pillow

That Wish shirt is so elastic because of the elastane within it, wich is a great material to mix with natural fibers so the clothing made out of them is fresh and resistant. Just don't put it in the dryer or it could shrink.

"We've got a cherry toilet brush, a Nic Cage sequin cushion, our skull bracelets with forgiven scribed on them, Our super stretchy Wish brand T-shirts, an arseful of Duck Dynasty figures, We've got our Streaming light plugged into the cigarette lighter of our Cadillac which is probably giving us irreperable eyeball aids, It's 11pm and we're wearing weird sunglasses."

@ProfessorYana

4 жыл бұрын

"Hit it."

@fedorafluke

4 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

@ProfessorYana

4 жыл бұрын

@@fedorafluke Nah, man, The Blues Brothers.

This makes me so happy that you got the cage pillow, been in my ads for a couple months now

"Fizzog" is such an underrated word. Nice to see it make a comeback, sort of

I was also thinking the "forgiven" bracelet was a religious thing, so yeah that's probably right.

😂😂😂 those are Duck Dynasty Action figures!!! “ZZ Top beards” 😂😂

How's it going Ashens!!! Every time I get a new video notification, I get super excited and get giddy like a little kid lol. Seriously though, theSuart and his whole crew that makes it possible...a HUGE thanks you fo always providing such great unique content for free!

When he said cage. I thought it would be Johny Cage. Funny how a fake actor stand out to me more than an actual actor.

@aaronkordish7948

4 жыл бұрын

I knew it was Nic Cage because A.The Thumbnail, and B. I've seen the advertisements for the pillow on wish ALOT, and have thought about buying it before.