my favourite bit in Avengers Endgame was when Thanos fired his LED chest laser in an attempt to burn out all the Avenger's eyes

@vape9546

4 жыл бұрын

And they had to use rennies to stop him

@Junaetzia

4 жыл бұрын

At least put a spoiler warning dude! Jeez.

There's been a severe lack of 0-3 sad onions this decade. What would our friends at Funtastic think?...

@davefish2280

4 жыл бұрын

He's shopping in the "adult" section, and outside of Europe, these days.

@AllanElMelon1043

4 жыл бұрын

@@davefish2280 nought to 18 sad onions

That million Euro note is actually legitimate currency, for Nigerian princes.

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi

4 жыл бұрын

And nudists from a nude beach planet.

@jimtaylor294

4 жыл бұрын

+ the Greeks & Italians.

@LaurenceReeves

4 жыл бұрын

I just need your bank account details and sort code, sarrr (sir)

@user-lv6rn9cf8m

4 жыл бұрын

You do wonder about all the fake Zimbabwe(an?) dollars that are on there, complete with certificates and everything... As well as the fake packaging with real brand names you can buy.

@viscountrainbows6452

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-lv6rn9cf8m Bouta start stocking up on Zimbabwean currency cos I play 5D Backgammon. And I suck at 2D chess.

Jesus, the clouds of dust coming off the sofa when you hit it

@Elder74

4 жыл бұрын

A Totally Ordinary Aubergine it's a workbench basically.

@jadeyxboox

4 жыл бұрын

That's asbestos from the breaking/burning of various sub quality items over the years

@jiggyjustin2292

4 жыл бұрын

jadeyxboo yum

@sirmugman

4 жыл бұрын

its a mixtrue of 45% dust from old items that he's brought, 44% bubble gum from old and newer items and 12% just random crap

@Amanda_Harper

4 жыл бұрын

And thus Ashens was struck down by consumption and black lung.

1:58 the fact that a dust cloud rose when you hit the gavel on the couch....this couch has definitely been through it.

@testytest3083

4 жыл бұрын

those are dead ass skin

@MaximumCustoms

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe the one direction gum powder?

When Stuart says each random word I get flashbacks of school spelling tests.

@brandonmartin-moore5302

4 жыл бұрын

It's the same intonation and everything.

@howeyyadoing9070

4 жыл бұрын

I always had trouble with the word ‘foreign’ when I was like 10

@danu2921

4 жыл бұрын

long live super monkey ball 1 and 2

I expect fish cushion to be a reoccurring character and eventually take over the channel.

@tncorgi92

2 жыл бұрын

It could team up with The Goose.

@emeraldhill8294

Жыл бұрын

@@tncorgi92 Return of Fish Cushion.

@grimTales1

Жыл бұрын

Fish Cushion - nice surprise to see a Mitchell and Webb reference (or sounds like it) :D

Are we gonna talk about the fine mist that was ejected from his couch when he smashed it

@Fab--

4 жыл бұрын

Food has been consumed on that couch...

@wolfgagger

4 жыл бұрын

F A B Obviously, but thats not just food, its years of cheap tat of questionable origins as well

@Fab--

4 жыл бұрын

@@wolfgagger Meant more that food has been eaten close to the tat dust, gives me shivers.

@CosmicGaijin

4 жыл бұрын

It came because it couldn’t handle Gavel-Kun’s mighty beating.

@ferociousgumby

4 жыл бұрын

Dirt. Watch some of the old videos and see how much cleaner the sofa was then.

I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me an enormous sense of *plastic bag featuring a picture of a chicken*

@villarosie3240

4 жыл бұрын

i was looking for a comment of someone referencing parklife

@hussaina.4431

4 жыл бұрын

Hello~

@Udonoodle917

4 жыл бұрын

of course

@wildphoenix1984

4 жыл бұрын

KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!

@michaelisaac5213

4 жыл бұрын

I get up when i want except on wednesdays when i get rudely awakened by the ashens

Fish Cushion was the best item. I now need a Fish Cushion in my life. Fish Cushion. 🐟

@platoaugur

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! It's the kind of ironic gift you give someone who you don't want to spend any realy money on. ...or keep it for yourself unironically.

@enzofranzini6357

4 жыл бұрын

@@platoaugur it is a toy for cats

@Pehmokettu

4 жыл бұрын

Here in Finland many shops that sell fishing stuff also sell fish cushions. :)

@richardtownsend6466

4 жыл бұрын

It reminded me of tree wizard

@Ellipsis780

4 жыл бұрын

@@enzofranzini6357 Can touchy fishy?

The fish cushion reminded me of that Mitchell and Webb sketch where the double acts "Fish and Chip" and "Pin and Cushion" both split up so they can form "Chip and Pin" but "Fish and Cushion" end up becoming more popular.

@skippermatt7939

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Was waiting for him to reference that skit.

@annonymous7286

3 жыл бұрын

Found it, same

@Patrick-Phelan

3 жыл бұрын

Life's hard without Chip and Pin.

I thought the title said "Room Random Item Reviews" and thought he was just going to review stuff around his living room

@landoflogic107

4 жыл бұрын

F I J I W A T E R Ashens reviews his sofa, coffee table, coaster, and girlfriend.

@TheLobstersoup

4 жыл бұрын

Curtains review next week.

@Athawolfus

4 жыл бұрын

I would watch the shit out of that. Because I watch everything Ashens posts.

@GothitallicaALT

2 жыл бұрын

Why do I feel that he would do that?

'Oh it's not actually in very tight', as the actress said to the Bishop.

They're not Avengers, they're *Avcngcrs.*

@RikaRikaItsumika

4 жыл бұрын

@Jackie Tearie that exactly

@Consural

4 жыл бұрын

It hurts my eyes to read this

@hiddenbutdeadly

4 жыл бұрын

Eyyyyyy someone else spotted that!

@briangriffin9842

4 жыл бұрын

U wot m8 ?

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi

4 жыл бұрын

Newsflash: ASHENS' EYESIGHT IS GETTING WORSE!

"Stoned Hobos" would be a good band name.

@robertdale2964

4 жыл бұрын

There's one called the stone cold hobos. Sooooo close.

@koenvandamme6901

4 жыл бұрын

Also a great answer to "How did you end up in prison?"

@peterclarke7240

3 жыл бұрын

More like "how did you get elected?"

The knockoff Avengers felt like such a throwback for this channel

Thought the Ashen Patron would have “Tears” rather than tiers...

A no perk $1 tier would nice for us that don’t want anything in return but can’t give recurring multiple dollars but want to support our favorite creators

@Diamonddrake

4 жыл бұрын

Psycho Mantis I’ve never seen that button before because you have to go to the pledge page to see it while the tier buttons are on all the pages. But you’re correct

@ExtremeGamer9951

4 жыл бұрын

Exclusive patreon contents a sham anyway, just shows people dont care about viewers who dont have money and would rather paywall you to hell and back.

@Sillimant_

4 жыл бұрын

@@ExtremeGamer9951 what? It's an entirely optional thing. It's not mandatory to pay to enjoy the content. Plus KZread isn't exactly known for being supportive of creators

@ExtremeGamer9951

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sillimant_ So creators should make things more inaccessible to their audience? Incorrect.

@Sillimant_

4 жыл бұрын

@@ExtremeGamer9951 no, don't attempt to put words in mouth you degenerate. It's a bonus for those who want to do more than the average viewer to support a creator. If I could, I would support him without a second of hesitation. Content isn't free to create, if you didn't know that. Grow up.

Ashens should've made 1£ Patreon Tier. It could've granted one (1) "secret" photo of something from his latest Poundland visit.

I've been watching this man's hands for the past ten years. I've spent hundreds of actual hours watching and rewatching videos featuring his hands. I think I know his hands better than I know my own. That is to say, I know something like the back of his hand

1:59 The dust of Popstations, Poundland Mugs and Geese

"Fish Cushion" must have been inspired by "Tree Wizard"

@st0rmforce

4 жыл бұрын

Glad it's not just me

@deathtoyou56

4 жыл бұрын

Tree wizarrrrrrd

@evillttlimp

4 жыл бұрын

Back from the dead to create some balloons!

Now the fish cushion song will be stuck in my head the rest of the day.

Fish Cushion would make a great personal clutch for your wallet, keys and needed things.

@grimnir6169

4 жыл бұрын

RIXRADvidz it’s the opposite of chip and pin! (Thanks Mitchell and Webb)

I actually kind of want that fish cushion. I love its slightly bewildered expression.

Thanos, Union Legend: Using the power of the Infinity Gems to secure improvement in pay, benefit and working conditions of the workers.

@claymore7315

4 жыл бұрын

I'd say we should vote for him in 5he next general election but then I realised good options aren't real lol

I want to see a behind the scenes of him behind his camera reaching his arms around. It has to look hilarious!

@koenvandamme6901

4 жыл бұрын

Soooo... You want Stuart to film himself doing a reach-around? Now *that's* a Patreon goal.

@ABrit-bt6ce

4 жыл бұрын

Ashens selfie cam. Yeah but no but yeah. Possibly.

@ericpode6095

4 жыл бұрын

You fool, don't you know Ashen's only consists of a pair of arms & a disembodied voice. Anyone claiming to be him is an actor.

@teipeu9033

4 жыл бұрын

Eric Pode Ashens is actually Master Hand and Crazy Hand. The voice is added in post by an actor (never the same actor, they all mimic the first to do a voiceover).

@KOTYAR0

4 жыл бұрын

No, I'm afraid for magic to die

Why did Ashens turn into Weebl when he showed Le Fish-Cüshone?

@MsDebano

4 жыл бұрын

Robin D. To be fair it’s the only reasonable response to a fish cushion

@lawrencecalablaster568

4 жыл бұрын

Cüshôn!

@Bacony_Cakes

4 жыл бұрын

**X-Files theme**

@MonographicSingleheaded

3 жыл бұрын

*nerdiness intensifies*

The female character is disturbingly anatomically correct.

@ferociousgumby

4 жыл бұрын

I noted that, too. Superc**t!

@TazSandrin

4 жыл бұрын

Hell of a lot better than that camel-toed alien from his gud crate video

@VeyronBD

4 жыл бұрын

thats one massive gaper

Ashens: Quite rubbery strong plastic. Joom: Thank you.

I've heard those LED lights on knockoff figures are added just to get rid of used or even dead batteries. Apparently, shipping batteries inside products is way cheaper. Not sure that's true, but I don't care enough to check it myself.

I love that at 1:58 when he hits the sofa with the gavel, a large dust cloud emanates from the sofa 🤣

8:00 Amazing. 27 EU members (probably made before Brexit so 28 at the time) - only 19 of them use the Euro. So choosing 16 flags to put on the million Euro note, you would think they would choose from the 19 Eurozone members - and yet they managed to pick no less than three countries that don't use the Euro, Denmark, Sweden and the UK.

"I'm gonna eat you little Fishie... cushion?!" - Kat

@locutus155

4 жыл бұрын

"Today's fish is fish a la cushion, enjoy your meal."

@jacksonpercy8044

4 жыл бұрын

*Cat

@jimtaylor294

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonpercy8044 Kat* :P

The amount of farts that poofed off that couch when you gavel'ed it.... wonderful.

The Facebook group Charity shop Shit has been featuring 2 quid mystery boxes from charity shops. I would love to see you review some of them !

@kateschmid2889

4 жыл бұрын

Someone tell Paul and Eli!

Stoned hobo is an appropriate look for the Captain considering the US in the last 10 years.

12:36 I think you mean HAOWAN *AVCNGCRS*

This mans expressions are summed up in his hands XD

Fish cushion is a catnip toy for cats. The zip at the base is for the cat nip. Fish cushion, fish cushion, fish cushion, fish cushion!!!

The curtain holder looks like a garotte, and those exact earpods are being sold in my local gordmans for about $16.

@spinningspin6053

4 жыл бұрын

Too much Hitman

I don’t think the real Leonardo wears a plastic smock with a picture of himself on it.

@KirbyMario12345_939

4 жыл бұрын

That applies to both the Ninja Turtle and his namesake artist. Unfortunately, Ninja Turtles aren't real.

@galloe8933

4 жыл бұрын

But Robert, I've got a hunch that the "real" Leonardo is a teenager and not a toddler but I have not kept up with TMNT for at least 25 years so I could be wrong.

@TommyDeonauthsArchives

4 жыл бұрын

Unless he's painting...

@loneshewolf74

4 жыл бұрын

He would on Halloween!

@konstantinkoltsov3279

4 жыл бұрын

No, he does.

I never really realized that Ashens was my favorite youtuber until I clicked his patreon link without a moment's hesitation

"They sounded so bad i couldn't use them" So... just like the real deal, then?

@TheHutchy01

3 жыл бұрын

Same with the shyte batteries. A friend of mine has a pair of genuine ones and they've got no fuckin' battery life

@gui18bif

3 жыл бұрын

They have no fucking bass.

Since I'm such a nice guy- I'll help you with the action figure names: Blueberry Flavored Bruce Willis OdinBoy Roadkill Rat Chuck Rusty McMetalpants Fred And... Spiderbloke.

@firecat2463

4 жыл бұрын

Brian M dang marvel must be sweating

@discopotato4673

4 жыл бұрын

Thanos be pissing his tight spandex pants as soon as he hears Chuck and Fred are coming

"Stern-eyed shirtless boy" is a strong phone case design

Me: Mum, can I have an Avengers action figure? Mum: We have *AVCNGCRS - UNION LEGEND* at home

@masterofthelag8414

4 жыл бұрын

As Captain Mongolia (as I have named this bootleg cap) would say, AVCNGRS, ASLMBLL!

4:46 I do in fact have a small child, ever since I built the future small child star.

That's not "Avengers", it's clearly the far superior "Avcngcrs"!

@Rendo86

4 жыл бұрын

where Captain America was played by Conan O'Brian

@mynameuhhhleg

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rendo86 and Tony Stark was played by Steve Buscemi

@fralienu6-friskofrasko260

3 жыл бұрын

@@mynameuhhhleg And where Bruce Banner and Hulk were played by Uwe Boll

"Why is the internet freaking out over Fish Cushion?!" "Here's why "Fish Cushion" is so popular!" "10 things you didn't know about Fish Cushion!" "Top 5 things we need in a Fish Cushion movie!" "Fish Cushion animated series in the works?" "Fish Cushion charged with 5 counts of sexual assault"

@gort3111

4 жыл бұрын

Fancy seeing you here jc

@waltercomunello121

4 жыл бұрын

All in a single day.

@God-Emperor_Elizabeth_the_2nd

4 жыл бұрын

Lol’d super hard at this

That is a disturbingly accurate synopsis of Prison Break.

4:17 The locality in this case being the UK in the 80's, since they've been called Ninja Turtles here now too for decades,

@Xatzimi

4 жыл бұрын

He talked about it in a previous video too

1:57 the amount of dust coming off the brown sofa 🤮

@planeslyville4645

4 жыл бұрын

That's quite alarming...

@retcxn

4 жыл бұрын

Like smacking a bus/train seat

@omegaver1.017

4 жыл бұрын

Thats why its not for sitting on lol

7:32 I doubt there ever will be a 1 Million Euro note, considering they got rid of the 500€ ones, because "they are only used by criminals". Yeah …

@davefish2280

4 жыл бұрын

in 100 years, one million euros will be worth roughly what 20 euros is worth now. But you're right they'd probably rename the currency and divide it by 100K and call it MegaEuros or something

@Bready_Player_Bun

4 жыл бұрын

@@davefish2280 in 100 years, the EU still existing. Funniest comment yet!

9:34 is what we’ll keep coming back to, over and over again. 9:38 without title card.

"She has a new power...heartburn!" had me LMFAO out loud lol

1:58 dust buster needed on set.

2:00 think the sofa needs a clean 🤣

@mgthestrange9098

4 жыл бұрын

But that might decrease its value, think of all the years of reviews that went into producing that dirt! There might even be traces of pizza snack in there.

@Davidl91

4 жыл бұрын

@@mgthestrange9098 🤢

"lazy bastards on other planets can't send a single potato" 😂😂 that line just killed me dude hahaha

I used to have giant fish cushion body pillows when I was little. I dont know why but I loved those giant fish pillows. Totally worth ordering.

@tncorgi92

2 жыл бұрын

They're more snuggly than actual fish. And they smell better too.

Get down't Arcade with that curtain clamp you can use it to get 2p's out the sliders.

Yo Ashens. You really need to bring back knock off action figure reviews.

@TazSandrin

4 жыл бұрын

What the hell did you think he reviewed, the real genuine officially licensed versions?

16:48 I think the peg on the inside of his Wakandan shield/brace(r) is supposed to fit in his hand, making it sit more on top of his arm than on the side of it, but still. Also the huge Infinity Stones are supposed to be fitted onto their weapons, and is a feature from official Hasbro figures (6 inch Deluxe Avengers line). Don't know if you could also buy a cheap child-sized Infinity Gauntlet to put them on, but it would sort of be a missed opportunity if not.

for some reason "like a bulldog sucking on a wasp" really tickled me, had to pause the video to get the laughter out of my system... then had to pause again right away cause i got the giggles again. I feel like I'm gonna be chortling to myself over that for a good few days.

8:29 "We interrupt this video for some words from our sponsors." Is it Raycon? Just so you could have wireless earbuds that sound decent at an affordable price after showing off those cheap ones? "But the sponsor is me!" Dammit, you had me there. Still though, it's better than sponsoring RAID: Shadow Legends like a billion other KZreadrs have done! BTW, that fish cushion looks really comfy.

Please more bootleg dvd's. I absolutely love those and they are so few. I laughed so hard listening to you boys talking about them.

Those first two figures are surprisingly good looking from a dista-FISH CUSHION.

Lmao at that puff of dust that comes out of the couch at 2:00 💨🤣

I’ve loved your content for years my favourites were the timed reviews,are they sure mething you could bring back please?also you should try some home bargains tat!

Isn't the Turtle who wears purple Donatello, not Leonardo?

@OkSharkey

4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU

@poshboy4749

4 жыл бұрын

But the one who wears blue is Leonardo and the costume is blue.

@MegaVikingen

4 жыл бұрын

The colors on both are a bit off, but I think the mask is closer to Donatello Purple™, while the print on the cape is closer to Leonardo Blue™. Also they might've looked more blue to Ashens, either irl or through the viewfinder/camera screen.

@jonnyOysters

4 жыл бұрын

It looks closer to blue for me.... Maybe it's one of those things where the color looks different depending on who you are.

@MegaVikingen

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonnyOysters "From the people that brought you _The Dress_ and _The Sneaker_ comes a brand new phenomenon... _The Mask_ "

Just as FYI, The thing you hit with a gavel is called a sound block. Nobody is sure where they originate from in terms of their use in judiciary, but they see most use in the US today. The senate and house of representatives each have their own ceremonial gavel used to call order. In the UK, the speaker of the house of commons may use a gavel if they choose, but most just shout "order" to bring the house to attention. Most gavels used in auctioneering also have no handle. Source: My granddad collects gavels for some reason.

I have those exact same Faux-pods. They even flash blue and red like yours. I got em from a shop in the US called Five Below for about 8 bucks (go figure), except mine actually sound absolutely amazing! I have no idea what sorcery is going on with them but they're standout! And their batter life is great, too. They easily take me through a few shifts at work.

They made a bootleg version of the Jay Bauman Cap with an LED in its chest? Now I need to buy stuff on Joom...

4:00 it's Iron Man!

Put some catnip in the fish cushion and watch a cat go nuts!

“Didn’t come off when I banged it” - Stuart Ashens, circa 2020

I wonder if the factories will keep up with the now sudden influx of orders for Fish cushions

This is a KZread comment for the "Almighty Algorithm". It contains words like: terrific, outstanding, incredible and brilliant! to satiate the Algorithm's need and insane hunger for engagement.

@TheHutchy01

2 жыл бұрын

This is a KZread comments not for the "Almighty Algorithm". It contains words like: Whitstable, thoroughfare, and Diocletian! to avoid satiating the Algorithm's need and insane hunger for attention.

Ah yes . Ashens. The peak of my depression was definitely complete isolation and binge watching these. Thanks for being there 😅

I wheezed at the blur reference 11:05

my family have family time watching you and your classic (ive been to the poundland hq)

I don't really know if it's fair to judge the Chinese company for their Captain Marvel figure looking like an angry aunt. They *were* making a Captain Marvel figure.

@koenvandamme6901

4 жыл бұрын

Also if popular media is correct, all Chinese women turn into angry, shouting aunts eventually.

I love how Captain America and Captain Marvel look nothing like Chris Evans and Brie Larson but Thanos still looks exactly like Josh Brolin somehow.

My God... the dust that came out of the sofa during the gavel bit... the dust of how much Christmas / Easter / Valentines Day Poundland guff...

Fiore is Italian for flower, not furious, in case anyone cared.

@jimtaylor294

4 жыл бұрын

I do :P

hhHHHNNNGGGHHHHH OOOOH FUCK I'M JOOMINNGGGGG

@-snek.

4 жыл бұрын

consume the joom chalice

@JakZie

4 жыл бұрын

Very accurate username

They actually made a film with the Teenage Mutant Bum Turtles. It was directed by Michael Bay.

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi

4 жыл бұрын

Two of them, as a matter of fact.

I haven’t had a video from you served to me in like a year! Thanks youtube, for bringing Ashens back into my life

Hell yeah more ashens showing off tat.

1:57 you have to clean your couch

@koenvandamme6901

4 жыл бұрын

By now that ship has sailed, been seized by pirates, been shot full of holes by armed forces, sunk, rusted, killed a score of diving enthusiasts, got covered by the shifting seabed, got drawn into the Earth's mantle by plate tectonics and melted into the magma.

@konradpanduram4576

4 жыл бұрын

@@koenvandamme6901 not bad, not bad at all.

@Elder74

4 жыл бұрын

It's a workbench.

Uk lawyers dont use gavels. Im not sure if we also don't in Scotland 🤔 And Rinder is a Barrister

I love all the new expressions I learn from your show.

"It didn't come out when I banged it." -Ashens.....😏

And the $100/month patreon tier gets naked dancing Ashens.

That fish cushion is really unpleasant looking

I fucking lost it at, "Bulldog sucking on a wasp." That was the most hilariously accurate I think I've ever heard something described.

@TazSandrin

4 жыл бұрын

At least he didn't say "bulldog sucking OFF a wasp"

Humorously, the ad was about fish. Is it because Ashens mentions fish repeatedly? Good minimum of effort, KZread advertising robot.

January, February, March, April, May, Joom

That cloud of dust off the sofa, oof

Also love the jump cuts and the repetitiveness of the "Fish cushion!" :P