Links should work now! Go check out everyone mentioned in the video!!

@scrungus9855

3 жыл бұрын

didnt expect a warhammer video

@makhiwatson6187

3 жыл бұрын

Hey

@dylanbrown2459

3 жыл бұрын

Can I eat now?

@UrAwsome55

3 жыл бұрын

What if I don't have the space to keep all the stuff required for Warhammer? I have a tiny apartment

@funnysonicman

3 жыл бұрын

The Cosmonaut Variety Hour Can’t wait for the new Why It Sucks video and 1 mil!

Cosmonaut: “So first... you just order some basic kit.” Me: “Aha...” Cosmonaut: “You easily paint them. No biggy.” Me: “Yeah. Ok...” Cosmonaut: “Choose the cheap option to start. Dont break you wallet.” Me: “Got’ ya.” Cosmonaut: “And then... you just grab a couple of friends and-“ Game Workshop Refund Line: “Hi. How can we assist you today?”

@sjthunderwarrior962

3 жыл бұрын

On the upside as long as things aren't opened GW has a pretty easy return_/ refund policy.

@dt4236

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

@regisnex1000

3 жыл бұрын

im whit you on that i alway wanted to play this game the problem im from mexico and this stuff is pretty difficult in my region sooo waching this hurt so much but love the video T_T

@theUSpopulation

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone in the comments is saying they have no one to play with but no one is asking each other if they want to play together. I guess I will break the ice and say: Hey stranger, want to play together? Probably on Table top sim?

@ballpython3310

3 жыл бұрын

Usually the people at the store are friendly and willing to play with new people, at least when i was playing a few years ago (gonna try and get back into it), however you will always run into someone who just likes to stomp. It wasn't mentioned much in this video but there can sometimes be things that are just broken. Last year the two biggest were eldar of aloitic, which had impossible to hit flyers and iron hands space marines, literally unkillable. You take a dreadnaut put it at the front so everything shoots at it. Then put a squad with feel no pain and an apothecary behind it. Basically the dread can transfer its wounds, if they made it past the armor, to the squad which can then apply feel no pain and they can get back up thanks to the medic. They try to balance the game but there is always a cheese. Like space marine chapter master Smashf***er, which you can find on that 1d4chan site.

Glad you found my videos useful! :)

@ReverendMeat51

3 жыл бұрын

Your How to Play video is the best one on youtube, y'all should do another one for 9th

@njmski1

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReverendMeat51 Seriously though, this video captivates what it really is to be a warhammer enthusiast. Thank you for that.

me playing warhammer for 16 years: Ah yes help justify my poor financial choices

@feliks08

3 жыл бұрын

same but mine is gunpla

@LalienX

3 жыл бұрын

@Pika Nett well that one just hurt me to my core

@forspartaaa2348

3 жыл бұрын

1:32 what are those two fighting over

@Verza488

3 жыл бұрын

@@feliks08 yeah but you can buy 3 Gundams than 1 infantry squad

@worlds3061

3 жыл бұрын

This comment still has 666 likes for 8 months now

"anyone can get into this hobby as long as you have the right resources..." money... you mean money...

@THExRISER

3 жыл бұрын

And friends...

@okumabear

3 жыл бұрын

Use paper cutouts to see if you even like the game first. No reason why you can't.

@THExRISER

3 жыл бұрын

@@okumabear I mean if I'm gonna start painting models it will be for the sake of painting the models, not the ttg, at least that's me.

@faznanbadri6854

3 жыл бұрын

or a 3D printers and it dont have to be yours.

@THExRISER

3 жыл бұрын

@@faznanbadri6854 Even with a 3D printer, the material required for printing can be pretty expensive.

I'm on the cosmonaut variety hour!!! 😍😍😍

@mattfritton4337

3 жыл бұрын

You finally made it! btw tips on black templar my dude PLEASE

@JBarredo3

3 жыл бұрын

😎

@corbiecrow9738

3 жыл бұрын

ohh hey what are you doing here?

@waxiboi331

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats

@Chazz11480

3 жыл бұрын

Your videos are great and super informative! The video on painting highlights based on the way light reacts to certain shapes helped my minis look so much better. Keep em up!

his wallet shall be for ever remembered, as the Emperor's finest.

@shadowxps

3 жыл бұрын

Initiating debt protocol 23

@scarecrow2097

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowxps the scalpers wish to scum brothers! Return the made to order in kind!

@tibbevanhaecke8847

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@nicolasriveros943

3 жыл бұрын

Even in Debt, he still Serves

@tibbevanhaecke8847

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicolasriveros943 only in debt does duty end

“Would you rather finance your child’s college education OR pass down thousands of hoarded plastic miniatures they‘re stuck with getting rid of after you die?” Sold. I’m in. 40K or Sigmar? Why not both?

@ninaa4192

3 жыл бұрын

Straight facts lol

@codyd7841

3 жыл бұрын

I'll just have to ditch the kids

@justinjanicki6561

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Blood Bowl, those teams and models are cool

@notreallydavid

3 жыл бұрын

@@codyd7841 Nah, just kitbash and paint them.

@troll1troll240

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine having kids

Just an FYI for you star wars nerds, theres a version of this with star wars models called Star Wars Leigon. I love it, and its got that star wars feel, with this custom model and gameplay from Warhammer.

@quibbles3234

3 жыл бұрын

There is also a version by games workshop for lord of the rings, but some of the models don’t look great, especially with the faces

@iwantgoals1566

3 жыл бұрын

There’s also GoT table top called ASOIF I think.

@antknees5597

3 жыл бұрын

and one for marvel

@scorponok1997

3 жыл бұрын

Got into star wars legions recently, such a fun painting/playing experience! Makes me want to get into warhammer 😭

@EnclaveSgt

3 жыл бұрын

@@scorponok1997 You should have a go! It's pretty cool man

I loved your content before. Now I'm just blown away by how many of the same things we like lol. And your models look sick!!

@peterwolfe6391

3 жыл бұрын

When you see the guy you watch for art stuff in the comments of the guy you watch for D&D stuff and movie reviews

@birb125

3 жыл бұрын

This comment section is the Ultimate Crossovers

@ringwormboy1575

3 жыл бұрын

your the cool

@drbluejay858

3 жыл бұрын

Wow I didn’t know you watch him

@canmart6102

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

Something to keep in mind too: People leaving the hobby sell whole armies on ebay/craigslist all the time. Usually fully painted and ready to go for a fraction of the price.

@sergiomoney101

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know why some might leave the hobby?

@sentrysapper45

3 жыл бұрын

@@sergiomoney101 It could be for any number of reasons: no longer having the free time to play or the or social network to play with, dissatisfaction with changes to the game (such as severe nerfs to one's favorite army), changes in one's health/financial situation, becoming interested in a different hobby, simple decluttering, etc.

@mastermind8125

3 жыл бұрын

@@sergiomoney101the most common reason is guys not having sex with their wifes anymore.

@13strong

3 жыл бұрын

@@sergiomoney101 Because it's overpriced nonsense.

@simonrief1013

3 жыл бұрын

@@sentrysapper45 good summery

This got me into 40k. I now own 6 armies and have painted 1.5 of them. Cosmo, you have doomed me.

@_-_sinexus_-_

Жыл бұрын

paint 4.5 armies? god damn you have some work ahead of you haha

@BlitzBat313

Жыл бұрын

6 armies (two well over 1k points already) and one model painted here. It's quite the situation.

@_-_sinexus_-_

Жыл бұрын

@@BlitzBat313 you love to see it

@epicwaba6424

Жыл бұрын

@@_-_sinexus_-_ Thankfully those aren’t 2k each, I have 3.5k points total… but yes, I still do have a lot of work. And I haven’t finished any new minis since I posted this comment

@epicwaba6424

Жыл бұрын

@@BlitzBat313 Good luck 🙏 My advice is don’t do too much batch painting, limit yourself to maybe 5 models of the same type at a time. It’ll make it a little less efficient but you’ll enjoy it so much more

Hi, just wanted to pop in with a basing tip! There is a product known as Play Dirt. It's like kinetic sand, but colored to look like regular dirt. I found some at a dollar store and absolutely swear by it. Mix in a little gravel or sand for some easy dimension, spread it over the glue, brush off the excess, add a pebble or bush or something, and BOOM, perfect bases every time.

@longle88

2 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant , def have to try it, how’s the durability of it

@LadyBravefalcon

2 жыл бұрын

@@longle88 Fantastically durable with a top coat (I just use diluted glue). Never had any chipping or flaking!

Welcome to the hobby! And thanks for the shout out :-)

@BlackSquadPro

3 жыл бұрын

So glad he gave you a shoutout, love your stuff! Always sit down and paint whenever you publish a new vid :D

@iamcuthulu316

3 жыл бұрын

You really are warhammer Bob ross

The actual hardest part: finding friends who are willing to try a new hobby and play with you. Must be nice...

@SuperDuperHappyTime

3 жыл бұрын

Lynnara Rosewater Truth. I didn’t get to play Fantasy/AoS for years until they opened a Warhammer store (as opposed to just the FLGS). Then I had plenty to play with. Then they let me know I needed a shower.

@frank311

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperDuperHappyTime hygiene do be important

@natemanning924

3 жыл бұрын

The actual hardest part: finding friends.

@vocalist92

3 жыл бұрын

If it helps, I find starting a hobby is the best way to make new friends in general. Doesn't need to be a vicious cycle, we're all humans

@mikeoxlong567

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i bought the starter kit for D&D to try with my friends and my wife. They thought it was over whelming and my wife called me a nerd

"Your models don't have to be ugly" Deathguard players: ;

@sexyatheist69

2 жыл бұрын

Eldar players:

Bro the moment the Mechanicus OST started playing in the background I recognized it and I think that speaks for the soundtrack seeing as quiet it is

Had no idea you had to build and paint them, that’s literally the exact hobby I’m looking for

@TheK1ngFiasco

3 жыл бұрын

The hobby is dope because he's not kidding when he says many people just pick parts they like and that's all they do. I don't even know the basic rules of the game but I love assembling and painting them and I think the lore is awesome. Other people love building the army on paper (what units, abilities, etc) and couldn't care less about the lore and do the bare minimum painting. It's a very versatile hobby which is great.

@philurbaniak1811

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheK1ngFiasco you're so right, I spent most of my teens thinking I was a total moron because I thought modeling was better than gaming and I still have theoretical armies written up for each version of the rules I used 🤷🏼‍♀️ Please everybody just do what makes you happy! ❤️👍

@ThomasJarvis117

3 жыл бұрын

That’s all I do lol. I find playing really boring but making and painting them, that’s the good stuff

@alejandrorivas4585

3 жыл бұрын

Ckeck out some hobby channels for more info. Guys like miniac, goobertown hobbies, squidmar miniatures, and definitely 100% eventually watch some duncan rhodes tutorials. He used to work at GW (the warhammer peeps) as their painting guy, and now runs his own paint tutorial channel. Welcome aboard new friend

@jackbaylessFX

3 жыл бұрын

Get ready to spend all your life’s savings

This video has been in my recommend for a few days now and I finally decided to watch it and was taken aback to see the shirt! Thanks for the support and shoutout and big thanks for showing other people how to get into this hobby!

@The_Ajna

3 жыл бұрын

Glad to see the mini community coming to support cosmonaut

@-Diop-

3 жыл бұрын

The legends of the paint eater have extended beyond his realm

@MarquisLeary34

Жыл бұрын

It doesn't tell me where I need to take out the loan to afford the competetive army though.

Well I just picked up my first model, a Tau piranha to practice painting on before I get a tau combat patrol set!

@wolverine9049

Жыл бұрын

Tau are cool really are but there's a high chance your gonna get steamrolled a lot. But do what u think is cool, always start with what looks cool.

@petroopa1667

Жыл бұрын

The Tau piranha was also my first model. I absolutely wrecked that thing but my painting skills quickly improved overtime with the help of tutorials haha

@garthalmunemuralias9101

Жыл бұрын

@@wolverine9049 don’t bash the ducking tau lmao for the greater good

2 years later, and this video got me back into the hobby after a 13 year hiatus. This led me into getting really into miniature painting in general, which has become a serious passion of mine. It's helped me gain a way to express myself artistically and has been a large help to my mental health. I also met some amazing people through the hobby! So thank you so much for this video!

When i was like 12 my friends and i walked past a games workshop and because we were assholes, we went in thinking it'd be funny to laugh at the nerds. They guy who owned the shop was super nice, knew we'd never seen this shit before and he had a a selection of like, random miniatures for people to paint. We all painted one and had a tonne of fun. We each biugt a £5 box of little dudes. Painted them at home and went back every weekend for like a month. A couple of us kept going and got super into it. My mum and sister went on holiday and instead of that, my dad and me bought a bunch if stuff like third pyramid rocket ship and a tank andna bunch of dudes. We painted them over a weekend and used a big slab of wood, some green pain, and some newspapaper to make a hilly battle field. And i had a lot of fun. I played a couple battles at the shop. Stopped playing it after a while idk why. But, when i say i have 0 artistic tallent, i mean i can barely draw a passable stick man,. I had loads of fun and this video kinda made me wanna buy some figures and paint them with my fiance for fun

@lapaba1236

3 жыл бұрын

Sherlock Holmes That sounds awesome! I hope you have fun.

@vocalist92

3 жыл бұрын

That was quite a wholesome story honestly lol

@Xxgxxaxx

3 жыл бұрын

doit

Me: yeah I like like warhammer. I've read like 6 books and know most of the lore. I saw astartes and I've played some of the video games. Also me: the fck you mean it's a table top game with miniatures?

@_Cato_

3 жыл бұрын

...how do you manage to not know that while being so into the lore, lol

@birb125

3 жыл бұрын

@@_Cato_ that happens more than you think

@_Cato_

3 жыл бұрын

Naithan Wiley I guess. I know for me when I get into something I type it into google and see “Warhammer is a tabletop miniature peepee poopoo” :P

@muzmi1234

3 жыл бұрын

​@@_Cato_ It's because of the game for me, Dawn of War series really got me into the lore

@birb125

3 жыл бұрын

@@_Cato_ ha you said *peepee poopoo*

"Snake women" You call that weird? Please, they're a dime-a-dozen in fantasy games these days. Now aquatic elves that ride sea monsters on the other hand.....

@-Diop-

3 жыл бұрын

They also have naked short muscular men

@Sparking_Roar97

3 жыл бұрын

@@-Diop- As in the Fyreslayers?

" everybody gangster till anger tree people come out" had me rolling

Jeweler's tip for people with shaky hands : 1) Have both your hands resting on something as you work. 2) Have a contact point between your hands, directly or by both being in contact with the piece you're working on. It can be as small as the tip of a finger, but it will make a big difference.

@velvetevyn9890

3 жыл бұрын

Good advice

@manthedan4828

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much, as someone with shaky hands, this advice is greatly appreciated.

@masterjames2627

3 жыл бұрын

Gracias

@pepebabushki9376

3 жыл бұрын

Tsym! I'll have to try it out later, usually I'd have to paint in batches, with breaks in between. Very annoying when painting freehand symbols 😅

@ericswearingenmusic9967

3 жыл бұрын

Basically, Do the “Donald Trump” and push the bottom of your palms together and spread your hands haha

“Used to have some insane shit” *shows picture of a horse*

@robespierre2837

3 жыл бұрын

Go flyers

@R3GARnator

3 жыл бұрын

Mordian Iron Guard are Napoleonic troops in a freakin sci-fi setting, that's kind of insane.

@Jormyyy

3 жыл бұрын

A regular ass horse in 40k is as weird as a regular bear in Avatar the last Airbender

@tristanholderness4223

3 жыл бұрын

​@@R3GARnator There's also the ww1 German-style Death Korps of Krieg, the Laurence of Arabia-style Tallarn Desert Raiders, vaguely mongol inspired Attilan Rough Riders, Zulu-era British-style Praetorian Guard, Rambo-esque Catachan Jungle Fighters, Red Army-inspired Valhallan Ice Warriors, and numerous others. GW never saw a military they couldn't turn into an Imperial Guard regiment

@ballpython3310

3 жыл бұрын

im surprised they didn't mention 40k theories which has a great serious called xenobiology? i think which goes over the fauna of 40k.

“Communist space weeaboos” is the best description I have ever heard for the T’au Empire. As a proud T’au player, onwards for the greater good!

@shlongmanator9505

3 жыл бұрын

May I introduce you to something called the Damocles crusade

@TomorrowWeLive

3 жыл бұрын

Actually the Tau are corporatist (in the proper meaning of the term). If anything, the Tyrannids are the commies.

@braxbro7602

2 жыл бұрын

I like the Smiler pfp

@k-leb4671

2 жыл бұрын

Are you implying that's the first time you've heard someone refer to them as that? Because, people have been saying that almost since they first released (even though they're so detached from what communism actually is).

@bannedfromisrael

2 жыл бұрын

Disgusting.

40K's orcs are one of the few things that never fail to awe and inspire me. God do I love their insanity

@argeltalthecustodiankiller6552

Жыл бұрын

It orks

“And when I say I’m into everything, I mean everything” Is that so 😏

@justsomerandomguy8210

3 жыл бұрын

His collection was weak

@georgefranks5858

3 жыл бұрын

He gonna see this comment and going to have to explain it next video

@sentrysapper45

3 жыл бұрын

**Slaanesh wants to know your location**

@thecrimsondragon2379

3 жыл бұрын

I can see this becoming a meme already

@bryanmerel

3 жыл бұрын

Furry?

Tip for anyone getting into the hobby: don't buy games workshop's paints, brushes, sprue cutters, ect. GW tools can be twice the price of the exact same or better product elsewhere. Personally, I use Vallejo paints, and you can find paints from other companies which match the color of GW paints, but are cheaper. Also, in my experience, GW paints dry out in the bottle faster.

@JohnathanJWells

3 жыл бұрын

Some of their contrast paints are pretty good, and their washes are great, but absolutely, most of their paints are not even worth it.

@jeremy1392

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnathanJWells Very true! GW washes are fantastic in particular.

@petrinafilip96

3 жыл бұрын

Contrast paints are a pretty unique product and washes are good. Their terrain paints are mostly a big no (maybe that martian earth stuff), because Vallejo has great terrain material (resin paste with different sized particles) thats much cheaper. I personally use Ammo Mig brushes since my FLGS stocks them and they are like 2-3 bucks for a pretty decent and long lasting brushes. And other types of paints aint that bad, its much easier to follow official guides when names of paints match. Even though I'd mostly recommend focusing on their layer paints, since you can use them both as base and layer (works even better as base paint if you do stuff like zenithal priming), while base paints are way too thick to be used as layering/edge highlighting paints in my experience. Just my 2 cents.

@georgesykes181

3 жыл бұрын

I like the paints but the brush prices are stupid.

@pepebabushki9376

3 жыл бұрын

Paints are fine, everything else sucks.

Live in the UK? Live near Nottingham? Go to Warhammer world. That place is the shit. They have good food and around 100 tables fully kitted out. There is also 2 shops and an entire desplay area that will take you around an hour to walk around. I have been on f*cking school trips there, that's how good it is.

I still have never played warhammer but you got me watching hundreds of hours of painting tutorials. From squidmar to miniac to midwinter. It took about six months of binging their videos before putting my own paint to mini. Now it’s become an integral bonding experience with my teenager and my girlfriend and I can’t thank you enough. This video has honestly changed my life, and I know that seems dramatic. But as a touring musician that can’t tour right now, this gave me an outlet that I realllllllly needed. Thanks man.

40k: grim dark space marines fighting for the preservation of mankind. Me: Meh. 40k: Cockney ork boiz going DAKADAKADAKADAKA Me: WAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

@ballpython3310

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qZysxdNteZPRcdI.html < da ork song

@okumabear

3 жыл бұрын

40k: a buncha regular ass dudes who fight because their commissar will literally shoot them in the head of they don't? Me: oh yeah... That's the good stuff.

@thebohemian814

3 жыл бұрын

@@okumabear The Commissar is a morale officer and Doles out punishments. They keep an army together, and shoot Runners. Although the BLAM meme is petty funny

Pros: "You can play as David Bowie in Labyrinth" - literally from the wiki he showed - *TAKE MY MONEY* 🤣

@bainbonic

3 жыл бұрын

That would be the Gloomspite Gitz, an Age of Sigmar faction of insane lunatic goblins who use hallucinogenic mushrooms to fuel their magic and who live underground and emerge from their caves when the Bad Moon, a strange seemingly-alive moon, rises into the night sky. Here's the little animatic trailer Games Workshop released for them: kzread.info/dash/bejne/h36c26eBg8ufdLg.html

I've been curious about 40K for a while but was always intimidated by the scale of it. I've just ordered my first necron box because robot skeletons are cool as fuck. Thank you for this guide and all the links!

@themilkman2422

2 жыл бұрын

some of them remind me of general grievous with green guardian weapons from breath of the wild

@MarquisLeary34

Жыл бұрын

You should be. That box isn't going to take you anywhere by it'self.

Infrequently dipping in and out of this hobby for almost 20 years, this is a great introduction and overview.

"Don't be scared of painting your minis!" Does Markus know the secret? [immediately busts out the bottle of liquid skill] Good man Cosmo, good man.

@Aldoz

3 жыл бұрын

How much suffering 13 year old me could have avoided if he knew He could just pour liquid skill on his miniatures in stead of painting them all black by hand.

@samus17

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aldoz I lucked out as a kid since I played Steel Legion, so all of them looking dusty with not a lot of dark cracks and crevices worked for my teen brain. But oh how I wish I knew about liquid skill.

I prefer to drink my nuln oil while painting, but that’s just me.

@benunenun

3 жыл бұрын

A Screaming Corn Cob i’m more of a coelia greenshade my self. I prefere the more fruity flavour. i get it though. Nuln oil is pretty good.

@ballpython3310

3 жыл бұрын

I chew on my old lead models.

@SuperCosmicSpaceMagnet

3 жыл бұрын

I just like to smear it over my forearms as a lotion. At least that's my excuse for why I keep spilling it.

@ivansapina1599

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer a more macragge blue it feels more smooth when drank.

This video got me started looking into 40k and I’ve just finished most of my Tyranid starter box. Thanks for doing this video!

You've reeled me in, Marcus! Got my first minis and my paints and brushes the other day...all I have to do is wait for my primers and my tools to come in and I'll begin my journey into Warhammer!! Thanks so much for making this video :D

"We call this cheat juice." 100% pure nuln, from sustainable sources.

@landongunsauls8624

3 жыл бұрын

That shits black gold my man

@cornerboy8557

3 жыл бұрын

Also know as liquid talent my dudes

”Babe come over” ”I can’t I’m listening to Warhammer 40,000 Mechanicus OST - Children of the Omnissiah[Extended]”

@_Cato_

3 жыл бұрын

SAY NO MORE, ARCHMAGOS *chitters in binaric cant*

@auroralee

3 жыл бұрын

I'm too busy for sex, I have to be vigilant in my prayer to the Omni-toaster.

@commandercostas

3 жыл бұрын

FOR THE OMNISSIAH

@mickeymalone7577

3 жыл бұрын

*CRIES HAPPILY IN HIGH GOTHIC*

I've always had friends who are into warhammer, but this video was basically the catalyst that fully got me into it

Just picked up the starter box last night. I’ve wanted to play for awhile now and this video (combined with my friends talking about it all the time) finally made me do it. Tomorrow I’m going to start priming miniatures so wish me luck. Amazing video as usual, thanks for the tips!

Dude... It's impressive how many of the content creators I follow started to play Warhammer in the pandemic. Edit: and then you show all the content creators that I follow. Nice.

@sexyatheist69

3 жыл бұрын

I started watching @friendlyjordies because of Warhammer, stayed for the politics. You're not wrong though, content creators are popping up all over the place. Even Henry Cavill is painting Custodes!

@chartheredcometaznable2345

3 жыл бұрын

@@sexyatheist69 a Chad painting the Chad's of warhammer 40k. GLORIOUS

These are the most fun videos you make.

@thechefisacookin

3 жыл бұрын

Spittin'

I’m really glad I ran across your video, I have been watching literally everyone you’ve listed for months, and have just been intimidated by the quality I’ve seen, so seeing a down to earth, “hey do this it’s simple”, kind of video, I’m ready to paint my minis and not be so conscious about how they turn out. Just enjoy it. For that, thank you.

Thanks for the video. I've been binging your videos for the past month in-between visits at work. Thanks for speaking about many of the hobbies I love. I've been playing warhammer for about 25 years and love warhammer and AoS. The mini range is beautiful and the narrative insanity is just *chef's kiss.* Keep up the videos and enjoy the hobby! Playing with friends is the best memories I have of the hobby. Enjoy!

"When I say I'm into everything, I mean, EVERYTHING" Things you can say on your KZread channel and your lover.

@milos1967

3 жыл бұрын

on your youtube channel and on your lover.

@Achilles.3D

3 жыл бұрын

@@milos1967 Yes. Takes time to perfect but I believe in you man.

" it's not that hard, paint your minis" wow I feel personally attacked.

@keenanmccarty9925

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@katamariroller2837

3 жыл бұрын

"Not basing your models is for AMATEURS." I just... I just feel tired enough after painting the models that I don´t wanna base them too. Bases feel like second tier stuff to me.

Just bumped into this video! It's an excellent take on what Warhammer is. Nice work!

Thank you for getting me back into miniature painting. Granted I don’t play warhammer or paint the miniatures, you reminded me how fun the hobby is. Thank you, keep up the great content

As someone that's currently trying to get into warhammer I appreciate this video

@_Cato_

3 жыл бұрын

Look into Lutein09’s lore videos. They’re the best!

@Legacy2530

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you poor soul!!!! You'll be poor!!!!

@mrbigglezworth42

3 жыл бұрын

If you're trying to get into the tabletop game, start small and go from there and understand it's only as expensive as you're willing to put in.

@melaniefelanie6423

3 жыл бұрын

@@_Cato_ A couple months back a friend roped me into a black crusade campaign and learning the lore has been a trip.

@melaniefelanie6423

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrbigglezworth42 I'm mainly interested in the mini painting aspect of the hobby and I'm a slow painter so my wallet shouldn't hurt That much

I need terrain for Warhammer? *Runs off to the local pet store's aquarium equipment aisle*

@GhostInDaMach

3 жыл бұрын

I cannot lie and say I didnt just think the same thing

@CptElder

3 жыл бұрын

You can get cheap aquarium shit a dollar store too.

@acousticoutlaw8607

3 жыл бұрын

AND I play idoneth deepkin so it goes perfectly muahaha

@birb125

3 жыл бұрын

Check out Wyloch's Armory, his 40k videos have awesome terrain with cheap/everyday items!

watched this video when it came out,went to my local gw store a month after and been hooked after since,thanks for bringing me into this hobby,can´t even express how much this video means to me now.

One of my favorite things to do in games is customize the look of my character, army, crew mates, whatever, so the building an army side of this hobby looks so enticing. I’m also a huge sucker for some good lore and the Astartes shorts REALLY got me interested. Now all I need to do is pretend like I’m not a college freshman and have 60-100 bucks to drop on a starter kit. (Also I love all your content)

I'm into everything Slaaneshie cultists: so am i

@Marg_Sabl

3 жыл бұрын

Wow that joke has layers

@Kaisercomplete

3 жыл бұрын

DO YOU WANT HERESY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET HERESY!

I love how you can even add to the lore of the universe with your own units, I have a custom chapter of space marines who found a version of blade runner on VHS, thinking it was a warning from the past, now go on a great crusade against Necrons as the "replicant ravengers"

@sjthunderwarrior962

3 жыл бұрын

That is so fkn awesome. I am thinking bout doing a DIY lore video for my chapter, can I mention this in it?

@theecamopanda

3 жыл бұрын

@@sjthunderwarrior962 oh 100% man Id be honored, make sure to link me the vid when your done tho that sounds badass

@therealwinston3634

3 жыл бұрын

sounds more like what Orks would do, to be honest I came up with a similar idea by the way, just with Orks, and with videos of Hitler instead (no army yet tough)

Thanks for making this videos it’s what made me start the game

Thank you so much for this video it really inspired me and my friends to try the game and we down right love it.

Marcus: "Oh hey, didn't see you come in there." Me: *click the Like button*

I'd also recommend "Necromunda" to any strategy game noobs. Its a far more approachable squad based version of 40k. You get the whole army for $50 and you're ready to go.

@YungVillan

3 жыл бұрын

Yo thanks bro this was a great help

@Narrowdark

3 жыл бұрын

Legend

My exposure to warhammer was you and then a few months later a store opened up in my town so thanks for bringing me to warhammer

Finally! Someone else who is in to literally everything! Great video my man! It really makes me want to get into Warhammer even more then I originally did!

“AN OPEN MIND IS LIKE A FORTRESS WITH ITS GATES UNBARRED AND UNGUARDED”

@garrettjensen4817

3 жыл бұрын

“When in doubt, throw more men at it”

@sentrysapper45

3 жыл бұрын

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."

@Bronimin

3 жыл бұрын

hey maybe those inquisitors dont all have bad ideas

@Hydrauliskk

3 жыл бұрын

Blessed be the mind too small to doubt

@maybeidk3295

3 жыл бұрын

@@sentrysapper45 "There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt."

“I’m into everything” except sports

@maxismad3732

3 жыл бұрын

Wrestling is a sport

@jonahwillis2781

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair he did say/list that he was into geeky things

@DrRAZI99

3 жыл бұрын

I’m into men

I'm actually one of those dudes you talked about who's listened to hundreds of 40k audiobooks without painting a single miniature. But I'm very proud of myself to say that you inspired me to paint my very first one the other day. It was just a regular Dark Angels tactical marine and at first I hated my paint job. But now I look at it like a stepping stone to getting better at painting. Gotta start somewhere, so thank you Cosmonaut :)

Damn this was a really good video. You've convinced me to ask one of my friends to play. Being able to play on Tabletop Simulator is just so good

@williamwhitehouse8741

3 жыл бұрын

Also you dont break the bank for a small 400 point game

THIN YOUR PAINTS BEFORE YOU PAINT THE MODELS

@Nala15-Artist

3 жыл бұрын

Depends on the paint. If you thin testors, you will need 60 layers.

@-Diop-

3 жыл бұрын

Starts heavy breathing

@heasne1738

3 жыл бұрын

Cries in Duncan

@personal.home.shredder.

3 жыл бұрын

Multiple thin coats >> one thick coat

@goshenite1949

3 жыл бұрын

Or use a wet pallette

"Warhammer" *Yes, ... This coldest of The Nerd Infinity Stones*

@keenanmccarty9925

3 жыл бұрын

It's the final boss of becoming an incorrigible geek.

@will__mem9rno

3 жыл бұрын

So...what happens when you snap, does everybody become a NERD?! Cause I'm down for that.

@a.f9234

3 жыл бұрын

@@will__mem9rno no half of the nerds' opinions will change and they will agree with your unpopular opinions

A friend of mine has been wanting me to play, this video pushed me into trying it out. loving it so far.

I've watched a few painting guides, but this was the one that really brought it home that I can do this. Thanks Cosmonaut. Now time to get my hands on the first members of my space marine chapter: The Baha Boys.

A lot of people (including Marcus) might hate this, because the models are a huge part of the game for many. However when I was younger, my older brother and his friends would play using different colored army men or index cards with the unit info written on it and a tally of the casualties. It’s a great way to get into the gameplay without spending as much. Still need the books, but it’s at least a little cheaper.

@petrinafilip96

3 жыл бұрын

You can literally use cardboard/paper cutouts, ive seen people do it. And you can find rules online, same as with codexes (even though thats techincally not allowed). Basically, if you just wanna play the game, you can do it almost for free, or even on PC via tabletop simulator for way less money. But I honestly mostly paint stuff and thats the part I actually enjoy. And building lists is fun.

@bombarded15

3 жыл бұрын

My friend group got into 7th edition Warhammer fantasy with "paperhammer," it was a great way to know what they wanted to buy before commiting

@themainman2827

3 жыл бұрын

@@bombarded15 Yep, that was how i decided buy a lot of miniatures just to play a game i dont really enjoy would be a terrible mistake.

@Abfallkannibale

2 жыл бұрын

Basicly poorhammer to go. I like it.

“Hey didn’t see you there” intros are so weirdly endearing as a cliche.

I was gonna get into the hobby without painting the minis but you showing that you did it honestly gave me allot of confidence in painting them :) thanks dude

Forgive me if I’v said so before but thank you for getting me into Warhammer. It is my favorite hobby and past time. Lore, games, painting, modeling, everything about it has done so much for me and I cant thank you enough. Wish you the best my dude.

I’ve always looked on in envy at those people in the back of my local comic shop and the badass miniatures on the wall facing the local sushi restaurant. I’m lucky enough to have a decent amount of disposable income during quarantine, and I hope that Marcus’s video will serve as the gateway drug that sparks an ever increasing tabletop addiction. In short thank you for giving me the push to hopefully get into a brand new hobby.

@davidma6616

3 жыл бұрын

Having just gotten into it back in March (right before quarantine), I can't recommend it highly enough. Marcus hit every nail on the head about the hobby from kitbashing to playing how you want to play, choosing whatever faction looks cool, not being intimidated by painting, etc. It's sooooooo fun and satisfying to pick your army and slowly build up your force. Yes other people place Space Marines, White Scars chapter, but no one else's White Scars will look exactly like mine, or be magnetized like mine, or have the lore that I come up for them in my head. They are my guys and they will be forged in battle once the kiss of Grandpapa Nurgle is lifted from our planet.

@13strong

3 жыл бұрын

Don't bother. It's a scam.

@char1363

3 жыл бұрын

@@13strong what's your war story?

@13strong

3 жыл бұрын

@@char1363 Was into it as a teen and I saw how overpriced it was and how it hooked kids into always forking out more and more money for more and more stuff. Then they changed the metal the figures were made from and encourage people to replace their armies with that more expensive metal. Then they went almost totally plastic and did the same. It never ends and it's just a money making scheme.

@ballpython3310

3 жыл бұрын

I just want to point out there are a lot of ways to make it even cheaper, ebay for example. Or the less legal way molds, super easy to do but personally i would only do it if i really really want to make an cloaking effect, use a clear resin instead of the gray to make something like a lictor or assassin. There are also some totally not warhammer at all models for sale online like creature caster that makes great demon replacements.

"I was just looking at my nerd ass books" This intro is the single most relatable content I've ever experienced

Thank you! I've been keeping an eye on this game and had trouble with where to start!

Heyo, I just wanna say that I love your videos and around 2 years ago when this video dropped, you convinced me to start playing warhammer. The hobby is virtually non-existant in my country, but it's helped me express myself creatively and it helps me calm down when I'm going through tough periods of time. I genuinely wanna thank you for getting me into this wonderful hobby. Also, you should know that you're an all-around cool person.

No "If Emperor Had Text To Speach" shoutout? Boy, you are missing out.

@Donnerbalken28

3 жыл бұрын

Alfabusa, the great saint of Warhammer KZread. Blessed be his soul.

@BlackSquadPro

3 жыл бұрын

I was quite saddened and hope he at least knows about it. Also that Magnus model looked dope.

@loltwest9423

3 жыл бұрын

TTS fucks up the lore a lot. Also, it's kinda boring and cringe how they're trying to basically write their own cannon.

@birb125

3 жыл бұрын

@@loltwest9423 true, but they go over a what if, its literally in the title

@kakoytazabar

3 жыл бұрын

@@loltwest9423 To each their own. I wouldn't have known anything about that universe, if not that crush course for dummies with funny bits.

I'm Surprised he didn't really mention the "meme" side of 40k creators like alfabusa and how big of a thing tts is within the 40k fandom.

@thebohemian814

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i would like to see What he thinks about TTS seeing MASSIVE impact on the fandom.

@michaeltodd343

3 жыл бұрын

Been watching TTS for years, never played the game. Now I'm kinda thinking of getting into the hobby, Magnus is my fav so I might want to try the Thousand Sons.

@thebohemian814

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeltodd343 Sounds Good!

@liamcoulter9627

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he’s not really into that side of the fandom, these videos are more about sharing what he’s interested in

@jordanwilliams3224

3 жыл бұрын

There are so many great memes out of the 40k universe.

I just wanna say this video was the final push I needed and now I and 2 other friends will be collecting minis and we plan to paint and play together over this Christmas break

Thanks for all the cool info Cosmonaut. Got my first warhammer set today. Its just the getting started with 40k set but its 2 minis and I used the tutorial you did for my space marine

"When I say I'm into everything I mean it" the implications of this are potentially horrifying.

@biffyguybiffy6292

3 жыл бұрын

I mean.....monster masume is literally on the tv screen at the start.

@PhyreI3ird

3 жыл бұрын

I know right? We all just have to block from our minds the definitely not possible, definitely not arousing concept of the Slaaneshi futa demon squads and armies that certainly nobody has actually gone to the lengths to create. This must be blocked from the minds of all at any cost lest the taint of chaos spread far and wide.

@sirshotty7689

3 жыл бұрын

Hentai

@jenkins1929

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirshotty7689 hentai is just porn without the implication that the lifes of the actors will be fucked in 10 years

@sirshotty7689

3 жыл бұрын

jenkins all that means that hentai is on a moral high ground compared to regular porn.

I deadass bought my first figures a week ago, and was binge watching painting tutorials when I got the notification. Praise omnissiah

Thanks Cosmo man. Watching this vid from you made me feel more comfortable with getting in this game

I'm so mad I missed this video, warhammer has been my life for the longest time, seeing you get into it fully is so sick. Seriously this warhammer lore need had his day made 4 weeks late.

Some cost effective alternatives when getting into Warhammer: - 2D Paper miniatures. Just print, cut, and glue, and you're ready to go. - 3D Printed miniatures. Takes an initial investment and requires extra effort, but the result is minis that cost pennies. Plus you get a 3D printer. - If the books are putting you off, consider One Page Rules, with Grimdark Future and Age of Fantasy. It's simple and free, and has stats for just about everything in Warhammer (just with different names). - Also, a great resource for terrain is Wyloch's Armory. Similar to Black Magic Craft, but much easier for beginners, and with a focus on 40k terrain.

Me: I'm not interested in Warhammer. Me during this video: I'm interested in Marcus talking about it

Vid was super effective, my sister and I both have bought minis now. Working on my Eldar army today!

I felt the same way about 40k, I'm into everything but that. Binged some lore today and then found out you have a video on this, I'm sold, can't wait to check out the paint streams!

Me, before the vid: Nope I am not getting back into this damn hobby. Me, after the vid: THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

@cosuinofdeath

3 жыл бұрын

Kill for the living and kill for the dead

@MarquisLeary34

Жыл бұрын

A fool and his money....

*Notices One Piece on the shelves* “When is that video coming out, Marcus?”

@xherm3s360

3 жыл бұрын

Once he gets through episode 16,847,573

@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657

3 жыл бұрын

*Vero pokes their head out of the bookshelf* "Allow me to introduce myself."

@zachdk

3 жыл бұрын

Notices Monster Musume playing on TV “When is THAT video coming out, Marcus?”

I've been thinking about getting into Warhammer but didn't know much about it. This video was perfect and answered all the questions I had! I'm going to get some minis and start painting.

FOR THE GREATER GOOD! This video is really great. I’ve been a 40K lurker for 5 years and a Fantasy lurker for even longer. As an unemployed broke 18 year old college student it’s been a real struggle to get into this hobby. I just got my first few models (obviously Tau) and have painted a couple, and I’m not very good but it’s fun. I wish I had friends like yours who are not only into tabletop games, but the kind of narrative campaign I’d love to play. Warhammer is seriously one of the coolest fictional universes ever, up there with Star Wars, Middle Earth, etc.

Ah i see your ears have been blessed aswell. "Children of the Omnissiah" is a modern masterpiece :)

@birb125

3 жыл бұрын

More like a Mechanicus masterpiece

@shadowhunter8246

3 жыл бұрын

@@birb125 a masterpiece nonetheless

@NayrAnur

3 жыл бұрын

As much as I love this video, hearing a song or two from the Mechanicus soundtrack is pretty much the icing on the cake.

lol his shirt in the beginning looks gud

@JohnathanJWells

3 жыл бұрын

Is it a Miniac shirt?

Brilliant video. Great to see something so positive and informative.