The Cosmonaut Variety Hour
The Cosmonaut Variety Hour
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Why It Sucks/The Worst Superhero Movies Ever Made:
Marcus either loves something or hates it. There is no in-between.
Cosmonaut Picture Show:
Marcus and the Cosmonaut crew watch movies and react to them!
Cosmonaut Quickie:
Marcus reviews the latest films!
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I THOUGHT THE LIP SYNC WAS JUST MEEEEEEE
This Movie was truly a masterpiece 😂
Oh, you sweet summer child
Why would i ever want to think of my dads balls, much less buy him tools for them.. yall weird
How does the computer know what the girls in his dreams look like?
They should've put out an episode a week(or bi-weekly) instead of the 4 month in between hiatus
Weebs when monster of the week: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😮😮😮
Year and they skipped a year. Before final season. Yep I guess that book writer is lazy.
The hobbit trilogy was already a fucking extended cut and they thought 'oh lets give it another extended cut'?! get fucked
I like the last kingdom better
This is Steel starring Shaquille O’Neal erasure
When the establishing shots feel like loading screens, you fucked up
As someone who worked in emergency medicine there's tons of assholes that are EMTs and paramedics💀
I mostly agree with your general comments about Luke getting a new character arc being more interesting than just a retread of the OT. But one thing that is just unacceptable, and is completely unreasonable to expect Star Wars fans to tolerate, is the idea that Luke would try to murder his student and nephew in his sleep simply because he had a vague feeling that he might be evil - all without even _trying_ to influence Ben in a positive way before resorting to filicide, let alone securing some more conclusive evidence of wrongdoing. It's totally inconsistent with Luke's character, and this is supposed to have taken place _before_ Luke lost everything, so what could possibly explain this radical character shift? Even if something did change Luke's character and morality in such a drastic way, the fact that it seems to have happened offscreen between E6 and E8 is just objectively bad filmmaking. There were so many ways this could have been handled better. Even just Luke challenging Kylo to his face like a man would be better than this, but really he shouldn't have been trying to kill Kylo in the first place with as little justification as we were shown on screen. I'm not saying Rian couldn't have made this storytelling choice, but he should have at least set it up better. I feel like maybe he did, and something was just lost on the cutting room floor that resulted in giving the impression that Luke made no effort to help steer Ben toward the light side before baselessly judging him guilty and trying to murder him in his sleep. It's also pretty silly that Luke could fail in this murder attempt in the first place. Like, what... this is a jedi grandmaster, arguably the greatest jedi ever, against his adolescent student - who happens to be ASLEEP. How does Luke fail to kill him? Again, I'm not saying Luke should have succeeded, just that if he's going to fail, you need to show some kind of explanation for _how_ he could have failed that doesn't make him look completely inept. Luke knows how to choke people with the Force, he has all kinds of crazy magic abilities, why doesn't he use any of them here? There should have been some kind of setup, like maybe Kylo sensed that Luke suspected him and was plotting something earlier that day because of the usual emotions and premonitions the Force gives you, so he only _pretended_ to be asleep that night. It's not perfect but it's SOMETHING. If you can't do that, then you shouldn't even take the story in this direction in the first place, because it makes your character, who's supposed to be exceedingly competent, seem inexplicably incompetent. Along with the fact that it makes him seem flat-out evil, murdering his own student and nephew rather than just try to talk to the kid ffs.
I love this video so much but I can never get over the fact that Marcus seems genuinely confused at the concept of Subway tokens. Like... they aren't dabloons they are subway tokens, you use them at the turnstiles. That's why there is a coin slot 😭
There have been so many delusional takes about how TASM is the “most accurate” Spider-Man since NWH, and this video is such a great reminder of how everyone didn’t used to gaslight themselves into thinking these movies were good and/or accurate before NWH.
there. you said it YOURSELF, 19:13 "because you do not wanna force yourself to play a game that you don't like." I don't like ALL fighting games. all that "give them a chance" to say "don't play something you don't like" later, well, thanks, it did the trick.
How do All-Spark Weapons work or did Marky Mark's 5am workouts and biceps for America make him capable of parrying 8 tons of crushing force. Asking for a non-prayed up Vietnamese friend with sight issues.
goddamn I'm gonna have to get a Disney+ account -_-
I still can't get over the Star Wars reviews.
I would kill for superhero movies to be this corny again.
MARVEL VS CAPCOM 2!!! I just thought of a jazz fusion jam inspired by this soundtrack. Sooooo goooood ugh.
Bro I can't even hear what ur saying I'm just vibing to the music, chills. Choose worse music bro.
The fact you watch Northern lion is beyond based
this movie feels like reading a youtube comment thread from 6 years ago where half the comments have been deleted
20:00 The original plot was about Ezekiel trying to absorb the power from baby Peter Parker... Peter Parker the... completely normal dude up until he was bitten by a radioactive spider as a teenager? Does he have, like, extra powers he was born with in the comics or some shit?
God I love coming back and watching this breakdown at least once a year. So dead on. Raimi was a horrible choice for director. I don’t understand-outside of nostalgia-why these are defended harder than anything in super hero culture. Same with Tobey. He’s just the worst.
I personally love the prequels the most, and i don't need to justify it. I watched all star wars movies in release order, and i just found the most enjoyment in the prequels.
As someone who is only listening and not watching.. it would be nice if you named the movies you were talking about
am i the only one who kinda fucks with her outfit at the start? i mean the colours are kinda fucked but other then that it kinda slaps
Rereading the book rn
I loved it, as a kid, but that's just it. I was a kid.
If you’re gonna hire someone for a movie based off of something. Have them read a little bit the source material to understand who they’re portraying and how to actually portray the character!
Watching these for the first time, would love to see this content again!
For me, I would keep Phasma's death in THE LAST JEDI. Instead, I would have a maskless Kylo Ren resurrect her, making her his field commander for the Knights of Ren. He is using ancient Sith powers. Perhaps even tie that power to, say, what Palpatine was offering Anakin in REVENGE OF THE SITH. Sure, she's beaten death, but she's now a ghoul, like the rest of his knights.
I thought you said the amazing spiderman 2 was the worst
« I just bought you from a clown who kidnapped you from another clown »
« I just bought you from a clown who kidnapped you from another clown »
Ryan hates TJ cause they do the same shit .... Just running their mouths
I was little surprised when you spoke so highly about the first movie as when i first saw it in the cinema i was like 14 and had no idea that there was going to be more movies. So i was disapointed with the movie because there were no massive battles and the end conclusion (or as i thought) was left so hanging. To this day i regard the first movie of the trilogy as the weakest
All these establishing shots are just the loading screens. But every time data corrupts, and you watch Spiderman:Lotus
This character has so much comedic potential. I wish it was a good movie. BUT this is better anyway so we won
I would rather have those 2000s weird times back then to have the times we are living now.
'beat him to death with hammers'....ah, i see, ezekiel bought Tumblr
Purple man doesn't want to kill everyone, weren't you paying attention?
So pretty funny about Web being a paramedic, it's pretty common for "mean" girls to become nurses or paramedics. Like it's a weird Phenomena that keeps happening where rather mean women go into these positions of power over the vulnerable.
How did Grey Worm know that Jon killed Daenerys? Jon could've just said, "She flew away on Drogon. Not sure where she went." 😂
Just wait until Lotus Spider-Man meets Bully Maguire Please make that a reality
narancia coward? aight, I don't mind u not liking jojo itself, that's fine, it's not for everyone, but that was dumb as shit
26:19 is fucking hilarious
breaking ribs is normal when performing cpr.