“you killed my moms sister” is me trying to reach the word count on my essay

@mts9266

3 жыл бұрын

you have ended the life of the sibling of my significant parent that is female

@glendarjj3991

3 жыл бұрын

The life of my female parents female sibling has been taken away and therefore she is no longer living anymore.

@calw.9373

3 жыл бұрын

The homosapien female that was killed by you, a homosapien male was my significant parent’s fellow sibling

@IcyDiamond

3 жыл бұрын

You have committed the great treason of ending the life of my Moms female friend who had the same parents as my Mom did

@alpha48z

3 жыл бұрын

@@IcyDiamond You have intentionally taken the life of my maternal figures horizontally related kinsperson of whom they share a parent.

alternate title: Marcus realizing how nice he used to be compared to how mean he is now

@bobbyshewan4229

3 жыл бұрын

Aquaman was a huge character arc moment for him wasn’t it?

@mgannmcfernie1853

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbyshewan4229 It really was, so powerful

@theirishpotato6588

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@legomark300

3 жыл бұрын

Mean Marcus arc

@twelve11

3 жыл бұрын

Its called getting older

Marcus scared me when he said Spiderverse and Blade Runner 2049 weren’t 9s. The relief when he deemed them each a 10 was insane and he’s correct.

@AlistairAi

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly same

@sleep6837

2 жыл бұрын

They're both in my top five movies (besides classics,) so I was thrilled to see him re-evaluate them both.

@johnstrawb3521

Жыл бұрын

Blade Runner 2049 is like a guy showing you his beautiful postcard collection---for eight hours.

@jordanwilliams1447

Жыл бұрын

@@johnstrawb3521 oh wow, so you just like saying incorrect things, fascinating.

@cxmxqx

Жыл бұрын

@@jordanwilliams1447 😂😂

This is why I watch Marcus. While even though I don’t agree with him on everything, it’s still entertaining to see a differing opinion and it’s even more entertaining when we agree on something.

@raptor_boquita

2 жыл бұрын

What differs him from other reviewers is that he doesn't jump on trendy hate trains like all people (like sw tlj)

@Blue-Apple-fc9eo

2 жыл бұрын

@@raptor_boquita Yea, Which is why anti-SJW is one of my least favorite fandom that i have ever seen.

@dogeshark204

2 жыл бұрын

Every time I watch him I feel like he is giving his genuine opinion. That, and the fact that his videos are so rewatchable makes me like him a lot.

@ricniks4619

2 жыл бұрын

@@raptor_boquita And he isn't one of those blind MCU stans that gives every movie a 8/10 or higher. He calls out when their is a bad Marvel movie like Thor 1, Thor 2, Eternals, Black Panther, etc. And gives a proper reason on why he dislikes it or if it has some flaws even the movies he likes like Solo.

@zachp9314

2 жыл бұрын

He’s the only reviewer I’ve watched that didn’t make me rage for a different take

Marcus is like that teacher that grades your paper so harshly , so you go back and ask why you got that grade, and so they go through it with you and tell you that your lucky they gave you that high a score in the first place

@oasisconstructions

3 жыл бұрын

No, they go through and notice that your grade should be lower.

@petery6432

3 жыл бұрын

@@oasisconstructions Yes, when you ask them what you did wrong, they look through and say "Oh dear, I let you off too easily".

@julienrolle4080

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine a teacher who sees your Test a second time, laughs and says why did i even give you 2 points 💀💀

@josephmartins8882

3 жыл бұрын

“Actually after looking this over again I realize I didn’t actually penalize you for this, so your real grade is actually supposed to be lower.”

@nalvious

3 жыл бұрын

"Your test is so bad, it's funny. Get a 10"

Alternate title: How Marcus learned to stop worrying and love Aquaman.

@ariaaster4122

3 жыл бұрын

As IHE said " aquaman is epic dude"

@boy_wxnder2662

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/Ymaq2pSuo6XgoKg.html

@oracletv1557

3 жыл бұрын

Well, I really like the first Aquaman movie, but i will not see the second movie if She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is still in it, I'd rather not give her the satisfaction or the time of day after all the shit she's done has now come to light.

@ariaaster4122

3 жыл бұрын

@@oracletv1557 oh yeah fuck that lovecraftian , otherwise aquaman is epic dude

@bebo2629

3 жыл бұрын

@@ariaaster4122 „factually epic“

Marcus: I must've been high during my reviews! Also Marcus: Drinks during his MCU reviews

@AlistairAi

2 жыл бұрын

Who the hell is Cucky

@XenteBR

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlistairAi 🤣

Timestamps if anyone needs it: (0:00) Intro (1:41) Samurai Jack Season 5 - 7/10 (2:46) Wonder Woman - 6/10 (4:10) Castlevania - 7/10 (4:35) Star Wars: Rebels - 2/10 (4:56) Hellblade - 10/10 (5:15) Death Note - 8 and 4/10 (6:10) Neo Yokio - 3/10 (6:47) Blade Runner 2049 - 10/10 (7:38) Good Burger - 10/10 (7:41) Pacific Rim 2 - 1/10 (8:18) Devilman Crybaby - 9/10 (8:34) Ready Player One - 4.5/10 ---------- 10:12 Marvel Video (10:25) Iron Man - 6/10 (11:03) Incredible Hulk - 3/10 (11:20) Iron Man 2 - 4/10 (11:42) Thor - 3/10 (12:01) Captain America 1 - 5/10 (12:20) Avengers 1 - 8/10 (12:45) Iron Man 3 - 8/10 (13:05) Thor 2 - 1/10 (13:54) Captain America Winter Soldier - 7/10 (14:27) Guardians Of The Galaxy 1 - 9/10 (14:42) Avengers: Age Of Ultron - 4/10 (15:39) Ant Man 1 - 3/10 (16:13) Civil War - 5/10 (16:41) Doctor Strange - 5/10 (17:04) Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 - 7/10 (17:22) Spiderman Homecoming - 7.5/10 (17:40) Thor Ragnarok - 8/10 (18:59) Black Panther - 4/10 (19:36) Infinity War - 9/10 ---------- 19:54 End Of Marvel Video (19:54) Ant Man 2 - 2/10 ---------- 20:57 Spider Guy Videos (20:57) Spider-Man 1 - 6 and 10/10 (21:50) Spider-Man 2 - 7/10 (22:31) Spider-Man 3 - 3 and 9.5/10 (23:26) Amazing Spider-Man - 3/10 (23:38) Amazing Spider-Man 2 - 2/10 ---------- 23:45 End Of Spider Guy Videos Spider-Man PS4 (23:47) Spider-Man PS4 - 8/10 (23:59) Venom - 3/10 (24:27) Ax Em - 10/10 (24:49) Halloween 2018 - 5/10 (25:15) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - 10/10 (25:36) Birdbox - ???/10 (26:17) Kingdom Hearts 3 - 3/10 (26:54) Alita Battle Angel - 7/10 (27:31) Captain Marvel - ???/10 (28:26) Fantastic Beasts 2 - 2/10 (28:46) Shazam - 7/10 (29:18) Avengers Endgame - ???/10 (30:10) Detective Pikachu - /10 (30:39) Game Of Thrones - 4/10 (31:44) Toy Story 4 - ???/10 (32:25) Far From Home - 7/10 (32:54) Fast And Furious movies - 5, 3, 3, 4, 9, 7, 7, 9 (spinoff: 2) /10 (34:45) Daredevil - 4/10 (35:01) It Chapter 2 - 2/10 (35:45) Joker - 7/10 (36:25) The Lighthouse - 10/10x ---------- 36:48 Star Wars Videos (36:53) A New Hope - 10/10 (37:12) Empire Strikes Back - 8,9,10/10 (37:27) Return of the Jedi - 5/10 (37:37) The Phantom Menace & Attack Of The Clones - 3/10 (38:10) Revenge Of The Sith - 4/10 (38:25) The Force Awakens - 7/10 (39:04) Rouge One - 6 or 5/10 (39:46) The Last Jedi - 6/10 (40:29) Solo - 8/10 (41:38) Rise Of Skywalker - ???/10 ---------- 42:39 Star Wars Videos (42:39) Birds Of Prey - 5/10 (43:00) Catwoman - 2/10 (43:19) The Last Airbender Movie - 1/10 (43:50) Resident Evil 3 - 5/10 (44:02) FF7 Remake - /10 (44:43) TLOU 2 - 7/10 (45:29) Aquaman - 7.5/10 (46:07) Avengers (game) - 2/10 (46:30) The Boys - 9 and 7/10 I did this for fun. What's wrong with me?

@procopias7571

3 жыл бұрын

you missed "Tall Girl - 10/10"

@eric6432

3 жыл бұрын

@@procopias7571 I think I’m stupid but that was sarcasm right

@v3c4beme97

3 жыл бұрын

This man gave the Last Jedi a 6/10?.....Yeah, I can respect the decision, but nothing can change my mind that The Last Jedi was not completely dog 💩

@v3c4beme97

3 жыл бұрын

I would personally give it a 3/10, because I still sat through it and didn’t leave the theater in anger and disgust until it ended.

@lorineforman3748

3 жыл бұрын

@ANTHONY THOMAS I strongly disagree but... opinions woohoo

This feels like the 47 minute video equivalent of when your brain reminds you of something embarrassing you did years ago while you’re trying to sleep.

@SimplyHawa

3 жыл бұрын

I HATE THIS BROO

@funnysonicman

3 жыл бұрын

@@SimplyHawa Same this is way too relatable

@Alpha-bt9bh

3 жыл бұрын

This hits home

@s.g.woolf-hoyle4578

3 жыл бұрын

Bro can't believe the Seal of Rassilon watches Cosmonaut 😳

@comicstv7259

3 жыл бұрын

Nah bro this is facts I always be thinking about all the embarrassing s*** I have done and what’s even worse is that my friends keep reminding me and it’s so annoying

Marcus facing his Aquaman Arc is proper anime protagonist development.

@adigrover2783

3 жыл бұрын

LOOOL this comment boutta blow up

@joaopedroauriemo

3 жыл бұрын

He’s grown so much

@weewer3369

3 жыл бұрын

Best development in youtube, Aquaman hella fun.

@unclephillymya

3 жыл бұрын

My man became 7th Hokage Naruto

@vintheguy

3 жыл бұрын

Spoilers You babies better prepare for the SBR arc

Seeing Marcus find his love for Aquaman has been a hell of a ride, best character arc I've seen in a while.

Petition for Marcus to make an X-Men All Movies Reviewed And Ranked Video

@zumabbar

3 жыл бұрын

he has to do this

@tenderinnocence1392

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes dude

@trogbison1625

3 жыл бұрын

I would actually love this.

@ggt47

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! I am waiting.

@Sharpie2ish

3 жыл бұрын

I'd watch it for sure

Its nice to see Marcus complete his arc and finally give spider-verse an 11.

@millshaskett6044

3 жыл бұрын

when he said "was I on crack?" I thought he was gonna lower the score and I was almost really angry.

@glendarjj3991

3 жыл бұрын

@@millshaskett6044 and then when he gave it a 10 (or an 11) I was so happy.

@ohadgoldhagen1095

3 жыл бұрын

@@millshaskett6044 SAME.

@IcyDiamond

3 жыл бұрын

@@millshaskett6044 yeah I was like, wait what?!?

@knightshadowhimself

3 жыл бұрын

Oh SpiderVerse fans are crazy 🤣

My favorite part of this entire video is Marcus giving a take then hearing Aquaman saying "MY MAN!"

@Covelion

3 жыл бұрын

My Man!

@argo9721

3 жыл бұрын

My Man!

@jordan11752

3 жыл бұрын

My Man!

@jamesreagan8175

3 жыл бұрын

My Man!

@someguy1892

3 жыл бұрын

My man!

"Solo is so good, it's fucking hideous"

@WiloPolis03

2 жыл бұрын

I can think of some movies I love even if they suck, Rise of Skywalker is always my go-to example

@megazard5249

Жыл бұрын

@@WiloPolis03 ROS might actually be my fave Star Wars movie even though it is pretty close to being the worst one. I get such a kick out of watching it. 😂👌

Ok, now this video is getting old...

@plebplane5037

2 ай бұрын

Let's get him to rewatch this and change the scores 💀

Your grading scale had the consistency of the Terminator timeline

@glendarjj3991

3 жыл бұрын

Wow that is too accurate

@akarim9878

3 жыл бұрын

x men

@GooseQuillWrites

3 жыл бұрын

Ii haven't even watched this yet and im cracking up because that's exactly what I expect from him

@glendarjj3991

3 жыл бұрын

@@akarim9878 I want to say star wars But that's more consistency in quality

@Josh-oj9mm

3 жыл бұрын

More like the consistency of the fox xmen timeline

Marcus: "Captain Marvel was one of my inspirations for this stream" Also Marcus: *Forgets to give it a new score*

@brxndxn1516

3 жыл бұрын

He gave it a 5/10 he just didn’t put in the video

@LOLquendoTV

3 жыл бұрын

@@brxndxn1516 thats a fair score for a forgettable movie like that

@CopperIron

3 жыл бұрын

@@brxndxn1516 5 for Marvel and 3 for Ant-Man? Rough...

@swagmeat1760

3 жыл бұрын

@@CopperIron there ain’t no way ant man better than captain marvel bro

@martinmp19

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah ant man is so boring IMO

Old Marcus: Gives a completely fair and reasonable score Current Marcus: WAS I ON CRACK?????

@arinhossain2100

Жыл бұрын

Nah, his reviews are the worst. He gave Captain Marvel and She Hulk a 7. No way, TASM movies are better. He gave TASM 1 a 3/10 and TASM 2 a 2/10. That's no way. TASM movies are better then Captain Marvel and She Hulk. TASM 1 had positive reviews. It should get between 7-8.5/10. It's better then a 3/10. It was well received by critics and audiences. TASM 2 is divisive but it's better then Captain Marvel at least. It's better then a 2/10. TASM 2 should get at least 6-7.5/10. HiTopFilms is better then this guy. Cosmount Quickie hates Sam Raimi's Spider Man trilogy too. He hates the Antman movies.

@shreyasbhadury4173

Жыл бұрын

​@@arinhossain2100 opinions exist

@arinhossain2100

Жыл бұрын

@@shreyasbhadury4173 depends on if it's correct or not. Cosmount Quicike is flawed and biased. He gave Antman 3/10. Antman was awesome. He gave the first Iron Man 6/10. It's better then that. I respect opinions but his ones are a$$. Like another IGN.

@shreyasbhadury4173

Жыл бұрын

@@arinhossain2100 i mean, he could like or dislike a movie. he might just have different tastes.

@arinhossain2100

Жыл бұрын

@@shreyasbhadury4173 except that IGN has the worst reviews similar to him as well. Like Fortnite 9.6/10 and they gave 2018 Spider-Man 8.7/10. No way he or IGN is right. I respect opinions but IGN's and his are lame 🤮

The Spiderverse rescore was honestly the best redemption arc ever

"There are so many Spider-Man movies that are better than Homecoming* *Only gives Spider Verse a higher score*

@spider-man6932

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I think he meant to say Spider-Man media like PS4 game and other stuff

@maverickmic

3 жыл бұрын

@@spider-man6932 If that's what he meant, surely he would say that? It's also apples and pears, comparing a game to a movie? One is character and player driven the other is not, games also typically are much longer

@spider-man6932

3 жыл бұрын

@@maverickmic idk man maybe he was smoking something again 😂

@UnderrealmLich

3 жыл бұрын

I think he just wants to not backtrack his Raimi Trilogy takes lmao

@wookiecommander4554

3 жыл бұрын

The thing with homecoming was that far from home and infinity war and PS4 were all great stories and it has the same stature as iron man 1 at this point where it was a nice starting point but what came after was all just better and better it’s hard to praise it too much because then you think about all the better stuff that came after

I love how agro'd Marcus was over the Sam raimi trilogy video. That was the first cosmonaut video I ever ever saw and I could tell so obviously that he loved them as much as I do

When he said: “Revenge of the sith is better than all of the sequels, well if your like an idiot it is” I laughed so hard😂

@souljacrankthat

3 жыл бұрын

@Trey 2x definitely RoS that is the worst movie I have ever seen in theatres, but I think m TLJ with the Luke and Rey stuff is really good, but the Finn and Rose stuff is pure filler so for me i’m torn between which one is better: Revenge of the Sith or The Last Jedi

@mortadelofilemon2086

3 жыл бұрын

@@souljacrankthat I personally like the last jedi more, just because I take the ideas it presents more seriously. They both have good ideas, don't get me wrong, but the last jedi presents them better through the Luke/Rey/Kylo/Snoke stuff while in Revenge things just happen because people are too easily manipulated(Anakin turns so fucking quick from "o no, I killed Windu, whom I didn't like" to "Yeah sure, I'll kill the younglins with no hesitation"). Plus revenge gets weighted down by the two other prequels (like Anakin being already a fascist psycho in 2) while tlj was exactly what I expected after the force awakens. However its just personal preference.

@deadmanrang

3 жыл бұрын

TPM and AOTC are a 3/10 for me, ROTS is a 6/10, TFA is an 8/10, TLJ is a 7/10 and TROS is a 4/10 for me

@jandcstopmotion7774

3 жыл бұрын

But it is, I don’t even like the prequels but it’s is significantly better

@christianschmidt8476

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadmanrang Perfect rating. Yeah, Rise of Skywalker is from a writing standpoint awful. however it has some great standalone scenes like Bens redemption. And it has a good cinematography, humor and acting. Phantom menace and Attack of the clones haven´t even this.

most of this consists of: Marcus: "Why was I so nice?!" Marcus: *bumps it down by one number*

@glendarjj3991

3 жыл бұрын

Unless the film is 'into the spider verse' of course

@tyrannosaur6265

3 жыл бұрын

Or Marcus: “Was I on drugs?!” Marcus : bumps it down 2

@mightycawl2745

3 жыл бұрын

was rlly hoping it’d be the opposite lol , mans so negative it’s boring

@lautaronemes4709

3 жыл бұрын

that is not true

@mboss5866

3 жыл бұрын

@@mightycawl2745 NOT BORING SAD

I love how Marcus just doesn’t remember reviewing some movies

@glendarjj3991

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah his toy story 4 reaction was hilarious

@matename769

3 жыл бұрын

Yup i

I love how marcus’ entire youtube persona is “these reviews are taking a physical toll on me, i’m trying to go to bed” 😂

Cosmonaut aquaman arc is the most compelling character arc I've ever seen

This is why jelloapocalyplse’s rating scale is so good, he uses negative numbers to indicate ironic enjoyment

@stevenbobbybills

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely.

@Satherian

3 жыл бұрын

I like the idea of 2 scores: one for overall enjoyment and one for quality. Then you can get a sense of what the movie was like to the reviewer: - High Enjoyment, High Quality: A great movie - High Enjoyment, Low Quality: A 'so-bad-it's-good' movie - Low Enjoyment, High Quality: A well-made movie that wasn't their kinda thing - Low Enjoyment, Low Quality: Shite

@stevenbobbybills

3 жыл бұрын

@@Satherian I like that.

@RealSafeMode

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@freealter

3 жыл бұрын

@@Satherian the political compass of content

"I went to see venom multiple times, with people who hadn't seen it just so we could laugh at it." You're the reason they're making a sequel...

@Torannn

3 жыл бұрын

If it’s make you laugh, you probably enjoy it ironically.

@bingusshlingus1442

3 жыл бұрын

fuck yeah. Hopefully it's either more funny or just better in general-

@oracletv1557

3 жыл бұрын

Judging by the trailer, the sequel looks like its going full comedy and not gonna take itself seriously, which I admire tbh.

@thesabotagedandovershadowe8423

3 жыл бұрын

This movie was great for the monster fuckers and terrible for everyone else lmao

@KoolMonkE

3 жыл бұрын

@@oracletv1557 it could be good but, IMO, making a "comedy" with Carnage as the antagonist is setting the movie up for failure because so many people are going to go in expecting something else.

Your reviews are either the exact opposite of what I think or they precisely reflect my opinions, with no in-between. I love it, keep it up man.

This was such a lovely watch, good to see someone own up to their tastes and opinions changing. We need more of this

40:29 "I love Solo, it's an 8" *proceeds to roast the shit out of it*

@jordanboyd5587

3 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest moment of the whole stream.

@wafflemcmulligan9186

3 жыл бұрын

Just the visual aspect. That’s why it doesn’t get a higher score

@tux75

3 жыл бұрын

@Joshua White Both of them suck.

@jokerknight1247

3 жыл бұрын

@@tux75 no they don’t

@tux75

3 жыл бұрын

@@jokerknight1247 Solo and Homecoming both suck, they're terrible.

This is the kind of humility the internet needs. Another reason Markus is streets ahead

@rayaneuf4596

3 жыл бұрын

Wow community reference

@rayaneuf4596

3 жыл бұрын

@@watermelonz9453 who is pierce hawthorn?

@rayaneuf4596

3 жыл бұрын

@@watermelonz9453 really I only know Jeff, Brita, Annie, Shirley, abed, Chang, the Dean, vaun, So there’s a guy named pierce huh?

@rayaneuf4596

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I forgot starburns and John Oliver

@glendarjj3991

3 жыл бұрын

What's streets ahe- Oh no I'm streets behind

I don’t care what anyone else says. Your Spider-Man reviews are like comfort food for me. Love those videos

@ZombieOwlYT

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr, reading the comments on his spider-man reviews are so fun

@Coconut_Prrson

9 ай бұрын

I also agree that Tom Holland is the goat (for now)

@buckyhurdle4776

3 ай бұрын

I still put them on as background noise in 2024

I still hold onto the concept that Endgame works better as a bookend than as a standalone movie. But not many, if any, films have really had this problem before, where it wasn’t really built to fit completely as a movie on its own. It’s a mess on its own in many ways, but it’s cultural impact, as well as its completion of the infinity saga, makes it an 8 for me.

@faxedwang

3 жыл бұрын

It's the film equivalent of the saying "If you know, you know." I agree that the movie isn't really a movie and is more of a series finale but I feel it doesn't excuse the fact that it's a mess, even if you watch all the movies it still feels disjointed. Like they had too many ideas and mashed three movies together. Clunky, bloated, and a bittersweet ending to a series of films. It's a solid 6!

@shubhroy7960

2 жыл бұрын

The first time I watched Endgame was when I had only watched a few MCU movies like IM1 and 3, Avengers 1 and Thor Ragnarok and almost forgotten them as well. The entire movie I had no idea what was going on and I couldn't feel for any of the characters coz I felt like I didn't know them. When I was telling my friends about how much Endgame sucked, they were upset and confused. They said I had to experience hours of character development and plot unfolding before I could enjoy the movie. I said that wasn't worth my time. COVID happened and I caught up on all MCU movies and I gotta say that ENDGAME IS THE BEST CONCLUSION EVER SEEN ON SCREEN by me; totally worth my time. It wasn't perfect, and the films leading to it weren't even close to perfect (except Infinity War). But then again I ain't perfect either, none of us are...

This is gonna be more fuel for the people who get pissed because reviewers aren’t always consistent or walk back on things said previously.

@matthewletexier

3 жыл бұрын

People change with time and so do their opinions

@dasboom7133

3 жыл бұрын

You said you loved it ten years ago but now you say you hate it! Make up your mind!! Tell us your true feelings on bill cosby!

@ethangamino4740

3 жыл бұрын

aka Snyder stans on twitter

@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737

3 жыл бұрын

Changing your mind over time is completely fine Changing your mind quick and with an extreme change is what makes people mad

@shade0636

3 жыл бұрын

@@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 They shouldn't be getting mad at someone else's opinion on movies in the first place.

Marcus at the beginning of the stream: "Why do I give everything a 7?" Marcus later: "Yea most of these movies are a 2"

@glendarjj3991

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he even said about halfway through that 3 was becoming his new average

Everytime Marcus mentions Rise of Skywalker my anticipation for the why it sucks grows and grows

@jjmartchev

Ай бұрын

What did you think of his video on it

When you got to Death Note and hesitated and said "this one is tricky" I audibly reacted at knowing what you were about to say because I feel the exact same way!!

respect to marcus for watching and editing down a 3hr stream

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

My name: AxxL My job: Superstar I like: Handsome girls I have: 2 handsome girlfriends My dream: Have more subs than my 2 girlfriends Your name: iam

@argo9721

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku just leave

@ahopefor

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah man puts in a ton of effort.

@carlossalgado3677

3 жыл бұрын

What did he stream on?

@munkee_man

3 жыл бұрын

@@carlossalgado3677 Twitch I believe.

Only guy on KZread whose number ratings don’t bother me because I fully understand how he feels about the film and the number is just there for everyone to gauge him based on how he’s set these numbers up. Dope stuff man. Keep it up.

@glendarjj3991

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah in a year or two (when he is feeling generous again) all the 2 will probably go up to about 5. But the good thing is he is completely aware of that.

This is literally one of the best things I've ever gotten to watch on KZread

I love how Marcus can have the worst takes and also some of the best. He really does cut both ways.

" I was really on an MCU kick" gave everything a 4/10 lmao

@unclephillymya

3 жыл бұрын

Thor 2 is so bad that he didn’t even rescored hahahaha

@carnivalwilson1978

2 жыл бұрын

@@unclephillymya yea he gave it a 1/2 I forget which, but he says it’s worse than Thor 1 which he used to not say

@herniagaming

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but MCU is low quality in general, shitty jokes and 'comedic' cuts in action no one laughs at, often forgetable story and badly written characters, worst set of Spiderman films and depiction of the character Ive seen so far and like idk man these films feel like they have no soul, there's a frequent lack of emotion and stakes to the films that make them really unengaging and difficult to actually care about the characters, so yeah I hate them, fuck MCU(except for iron man 3 that's shits good as)

@ericstorm6582

2 жыл бұрын

@@herniagaming If you think that Homecoming and Far From Home are the worst depictions of who Spider-Man is, you really have never picked up a comic book from the original run by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko

@red_dawg5564

2 жыл бұрын

@@herniagaming I think you just flipped the switch of which movies are good both the Spiderman movies are good iron man 3 is sus not that good as the previous films

Imagine if you come back to this in 5 years like "omg, what was I thinking, Pacific Rim Uprising is an 8, easy."

@angelfilms4886

3 жыл бұрын

That would be fucking hilarious XD

@glendarjj3991

3 жыл бұрын

I can genuinely imagine him saying 'The last airbender still sucks as an actual movie. But as an ironic comedy? 9/10'

You know, I enjoyed the first Ant Man. I thought it was pretty funny and the relationship between Scot and his daughter is sweet and a high point of the film.

@XenteBR

2 жыл бұрын

It was my favorite MCU movie. The only flaw that I could find is how inconsistent it is with the Pym Particles.

@TheSonicBros1

Жыл бұрын

It certainly has way more heart than the other ant man films

@RayCPenny

11 ай бұрын

​@crazyyellowshadow2918 boy how old are you

For real, I love this kind of thing People going back and seeing how their past opinions stack up to their current ones is my shit Loved this format Marcus, would be so down to see more

**gets to Spider-Verse** Marcus: I must've been on crack when I gave it a 9. Me: **loads gun** Marcus: Cause it's a 10. Me: Understandable. Have a nice day.

@OptimusDelta

3 жыл бұрын

Same reaction from me😂

@ohadgoldhagen1095

3 жыл бұрын

Literally me XD

@mickdamack4887

3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh 😂

@terrarin6745

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like the anime girl and Peter porker ruined it for me

@Eutikus

3 жыл бұрын

Eh I didn’t think spider-verse was all that great tbh

His hatred of Rebels never sleeps.... When you score the America Deathnote movie and Neo Yokio even higher.

@batt3ryac1d

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah rebels was a little kid friendly sometimes but it was great.

@zelo3238

3 жыл бұрын

I mean to be fair...

@glendarjj3991

3 жыл бұрын

It's OK that he doesn't like rebels though. There is a lot to like about it and a lot to dislike. I can understand both the people who love it as well as the people who hate it.

@ZHL242

3 жыл бұрын

His hatred for rebels didn't go far enough.

@lukasr1166

3 жыл бұрын

I hate it just as much. I can't stand a single aspect of that show.

Twitch Chat’s comments about Ragnarok got me fuckin HEATED bro that shit is so good

Lmao this vid made me realize how long I've been watching this channel. Literally matured alongside Marcus

Marcus: “Worse than you remember doesn’t mean bad” Also Marcus: *puts “why it sucks” in the thumbnail*

@svennevs5740

3 жыл бұрын

He does that for every thumbnail. Show should be called "why it sucks"

@musicIistener

3 жыл бұрын

@@svennevs5740 it is literally one of the named shows on his channel... just like picture show lol

@buenosdias4039

3 жыл бұрын

@@musicIistener its still kinda funny

@urmomsfavorite6236

3 жыл бұрын

@@musicIistener exactly

@IcyDiamond

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that to lol

Thor 2 is My movie If I have difficulty sleeping, I’ve honestly tried to watch it 4-5 times and I’vw never seen the ending

@rooracleaf561

3 жыл бұрын

Just start the movie in the last third

@alexanderenyioma1754

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly just watch the third movie

@Thomas-qy3ox

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderenyioma1754 I think the joke(or not a joke) was that it's so boring it helps them sleep.

@haha-uj5rj

2 жыл бұрын

I remember falling asleep to this movie. The only thing I remember is when Stan Lee asks for his shoe back

@alexblanchard8559

2 жыл бұрын

i tried watching this with my boyfriend when we did a marathon. Legit fell asleep because of how boring it is

When I was in seventh grade, I had never been as excited for a movie as I was for Age of Ultron, and I fell asleep in the first hour. I had never done that before.

Marcus: "These next scores aren't gonna change too much." **immediately ditches the next movies by 3-4 points**

I would kill for a Cosmonaut Picture Show on Ready Player One. I’d probably just kill for a Cosmonaut Picture Show. Edit: I’d probably just kill.

@orangejuice4266

3 жыл бұрын

I'd kill

@manoknowfish

3 жыл бұрын

I'd probaly just kill for the fun

@RiderNexus

3 жыл бұрын

I want him to do all the Transformers movies like he did for the Star Wars movies Because I'm a sadist.. but at least he gets to end on a good note with Bumblebee

@gabrielmutombo7078

3 жыл бұрын

I would in fact kill for that And yes, I said kill

@VVIASIP

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielmutombo7078 God that movie sucked

Marcus has really harsh opinions lol but you can tell it's 100% genuine, and not just being an a-hole or cloutchasing, which I really respect

@najadamu2724

3 жыл бұрын

For the most part, at least. Some of his opinions still feel like he's trying to be contrarian for the sake of it.

@WiloPolis03

3 жыл бұрын

@@najadamu2724 I disagree, all of this reaction seems very honest tbh

@oliverrasmusson2362

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@TheRealdealdude2

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with that. I definitely disagree with him 90% of the time though.

@Poboi_Draws

3 жыл бұрын

Same, I don’t agree with him all the time but I love how honest he is about the stuff even if I don’t agree with him. Plus he’s pretty funny imo.

Honestly I think that Marcus is what cinemasins should be, not just nitpicking every mistake but having genuine emotion towards his opinions and for that I commend Marcus for that

The fact that he put the Ant-Man movies in par with the TASM 2 makes me unreasonably sad. Maybe because I like Paul Rudd too much and I happen to think that it's a pretty harmless and fun movie on its own.

@BananaWamma7

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I liked that Marvel was at a point where they could do something a lot smaller in scale. I feel like that was even the meta joke that it was not as epic as every other Marvel movie being that you know, the main characters super power is shrinking shit. It was fun and light hearted and I liked the dad vibes. 7/10 Marvel movie. P.S I even liked the sequel more

marcus' rage about people misunderstanding his raimi reviews is great

The Cosmonaut Picture Shows are so quality, and a Ready Player One showing would be just chock full of hilarity. Please do one.

@thehumanity0

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice the "You killed my mom's sister" line. Wtf was Spielberg thinking?

"i was on crack when i did this" 😨 "spiderverse is a 10" 😌

In a world where fans rate every movie they see 10 or 0, I'm glad there's Marcus who's out hear speaking truth and putting y'all in your place.

@XenteBR

2 жыл бұрын

I don't see people doing it that extreme, but it has been a long time since I saw someone other than Marcus give a movie a 4-7/10.

@ricniks4619

2 жыл бұрын

So basically every mcu fan? Swear they give every movie a 8 - 10/10 even if the film isn't good they will try to defend the score they gave it.

@XenteBR

2 жыл бұрын

@@ricniks4619 Exactly. I'm an Mcu fan and I agree.

@ricniks4619

2 жыл бұрын

@@XenteBR Not throwing any shade on people who like the Mcu I love it too but the scores some people be giving some of the movies are just highly questionable. Because I don't get why a lot of people like Winter Solider more than Infinity War, Endgame, GOTG 1, Thor 3, Avengers 1 I saw it recently and it was just a meh movie or alright movie not a top 5 mcu film.

@XenteBR

2 жыл бұрын

@@ricniks4619 What I think is the wierdest is that most of my unpopular opinions are me liking things most people don't like, but with the MCU, no. THe only time that happened was with Iron Man 3.

Weird how so many people think anything less than a 7/10 means doodoo garbage when a 5/10 doesn't mean bad :(

@Flome810

3 жыл бұрын

1-2 terrible 3-4 bad 5-6 ok 7-8 good 9-10 masterpiece

@karidyas00

3 жыл бұрын

For me it's like there's so much stuff out there why would I watch anything less than good? (barring so-bad-it's-good fun factor)

@michaczarnocki181

3 жыл бұрын

@@Flome810 3-4 should be more like "boring/bad", not medicore. Medicore is just another word for ok/bland.

@plushiesdx

3 жыл бұрын

They think that because of the American grading system

@thecyperhornet

3 жыл бұрын

It because everybody wants their films to be 9 or 10/10

40:33 I just love how the entire segment on Solo is Marcus laughing at how dark it is

Marcus: What was I on!? Me watching him crack white claws the whole series: Alcohol sir

Revenge of the sith as a movie is a 6/10 but my enjoyment is 20/10

@FranciscoRodriguez-iq9cb

2 жыл бұрын

Probably the most accurate score I had in my head

@wrenren2112

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s a 6/10 for my enjoyment. Cosmonaut is right when he gives it a 4 tho

@evingrindle1929

2 жыл бұрын

Finally an honest prequel fan! I do enjoy the prequels even enduring it's most unwatchable moments, ROTS is a pretty mid film, but like all Star Wars movies, it has some amazing moments and scenes in the midst of being a bad to decent movie. ROTS by itself is a 6/10, but when you add what we know from TCW, it's a 11/10 if I could give it that.

@theseel2718

Жыл бұрын

Probs a 5 or 6 imo Not terrible, but the people who call it the best Star Wars movie are on crack

Marcus finding the "I love it" on Spider-Man 2 is his Joker moment

“Winter soldier is a 7/10” Pain

@superxavxii421

3 жыл бұрын

That's a good score isn't?

@lyrik2473

3 жыл бұрын

@@superxavxii421 I feel like more its more of an 8/10

@yogurthoe8281

3 жыл бұрын

He graded things on the thought that 5/10 is average so I get it

@hanschristopherson8056

3 жыл бұрын

This is the first marvel movie I ever watched so it’s always a 10 for me I’m biased

@jayguero2123

3 жыл бұрын

It’s generous.

I love how sometimes Marcus will have a laughing fit and then move the score down one point

Bruh: THIS IS AN OLD REVIEW!

He’s still so right about how underrated iron man 3 is

@nra3zehuti781

3 жыл бұрын

Agree, everyone complains about the mandarin in this film as if comic's mandarin was this 3 dimensional deep character or something

@Spiderstan2000

3 жыл бұрын

@@nra3zehuti781 I mean what's the point of building him up to be a big bad supervillain if he's gonna be a joke?

@andreleiva5165

3 жыл бұрын

@@nra3zehuti781 they made him seem like he was gonna be this cool iconic character

@glendarjj3991

3 жыл бұрын

@@andreleiva5165 I almost guarantee the mandarin we got is more memorable than the mandarin we would have got if marvel played it safe.

@Satherian

3 жыл бұрын

@@glendarjj3991 Yeah, at least they did something different and we didn't get *another* generic Marvel villain

Guardians Vol 2 is soooo critically underrated. I honestly see why people like Vol 1 more, but the villain, character development, plot, and redemption arcs of Vol 2 are chef's kiss good.

@OptimusDelta

3 жыл бұрын

The jokes were atrocious.

@davea3641

3 жыл бұрын

@@OptimusDelta for real, the jokes were corny af but all mcu movies be like that with the jokes smh.

@daniel-ov1vo

3 жыл бұрын

@@OptimusDelta while that’s true, I honestly feel like it had some of the better emotional moments out of the rest of the MCU

@SnakeEaterGaming

3 жыл бұрын

I personally like Vol.2 better than 1 :)

@Martin-xd4jl

3 жыл бұрын

I found the swerves in tone in that movie super jarring. It switched from slapstick and pop culture references to 'Kurt Russell gave my mom terminal cancer'; I've been in an actual car accident that left me with less whiplash than that.

I think its time to do another one of these! This was so fun to watch

I think Rise of Skywalker is a 3.5 considering we would need to stay relative with your other Star Wars scores. It is absolutely better then the Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones and I don't think many people would try to argue against that. Though I do think Rise of Skywalker certainly feels longer then Episode 1 and 2, I wouldn't put it below them. That said, I would prefer to watch Revenge of the Sith to Rise of Skywalker. I think comparing Episode 3 and 9 is difficult just because of how different their flaws are. Not that anyone particularly cares, but my personal star wars order is 4 > 5 > Solo > 7 > Rogue one > 8 > 6 > 3 > 9 > 1 >2

@christianschmidt8476

2 жыл бұрын

Great ranking!

@wrenren2112

2 жыл бұрын

Good ranking, thanks for not hopping on the Last Jedi bad bandwagon

@andrewheaney4874

2 жыл бұрын

Nice ranking! Here’s mine: The Empire Strikes Back (1980): 10/10 Star Wars (1977): 10/10 Return of the Jedi (1983): 9/10 The Force Awakens (2015): 7/10 The Last Jedi (2017): 7/10 Revenge of the Sith (2005): 7/10 Rogue One (2016): 6/10 Solo (2018): 6/10 The Phantom Menace (1999): 5/10 The Rise of Skywalker (2019): 3/10 Attack of the Clones (2002): 3/10 The Clone Wars Movie (2008): 2/10 The Mandalorian and The Clone Wars shows would both be between RotJ and TFA. Mandalorian is a 9/10, and Clone Wars is an 8/10 overall. EDIT: Corrected the ratings of Mandalorian and The Clone Wars show, and decidedly switched Rogue One and Solo.

@yellowletters9465

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewheaney4874 mandalorian gets a 10/10 for me, both seasons. Clone wars meanwhile differs greatly depending on if I'm scoring individual arcs or the whole show.

@andrewheaney4874

2 жыл бұрын

@@yellowletters9465 That's fair. Correction on my scores for Mandalorian, both seasons are a strong 9/10 for me. Clone Wars is an 8/10 overall, the earlier seasons (especially Season 1) have scores below an 8 and the later seasons all have scores from me above an 8, so it averages out to an 8 I guess.

Seeing Cosmo get upset and start yelling over the spiderman trilogy is something I'm glad I got to witness.

It's so funny to me that you finally noticed after all this time that you rate everything 7/10

@christopher-cf8jd

3 жыл бұрын

Its almost like he has no actual standards.

@DuelFanX

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly think he had just as many 6's as 7's before.

@the_rose_garden01

3 жыл бұрын

@@DuelFanX Same

marcus you should start doing more of these these are a lot of fun

This made me love my subscription to this channel even more

Marcus: We’re going back to the old ways. Darkseid: Finally, someone I can relate too.

Marcus 5 years from now: “Reviewing reviewing my old reviews”

“Good Burger is a 10, Obviously” I can’t tell if this was ironic or not 💀

This is still one of my favorite Cosmonaut videos. I think it’s always nice to see Marcus unscripted in between the reviews

Oh yes, the single most relatable characteristic of todays young adult: The self-cringe.

@Satherian

3 жыл бұрын

When he saw that the oldest video was 8 years ago and wanted to quit, I felt that. You couldn't pay me enough to rewatch a video of my opinions from 8 years ago,

Marcus might be the only film critic I know that can point to something and say "This is unacceptable" with a big smile on his face while laughing. That's why he's so awesome

@xblade149

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha sure

@Max-zl8lp

2 жыл бұрын

Do you know what he streams on what his account is called

What I like the most is that you're always very genuine with your criticism. And your criteria when reviewing a movie are very well chosen.

It’s pretty funny how people will vilify you just because you’re not as obsessed with a movie as they are

“I was so sick for this one” Sounds exactly the same

Marcus’ redemption arc with Aquaman is so satisfying. That movie was just dumb fun. The most comic bookiest comic book movie ever. I love it.

@tobylerone4285

3 жыл бұрын

Dunno which comics you read mate but the best ones tend to have a complex plot and engaging characters not Indiana Jones rip offs with none of the intelligence or energy

@mr.goblin6039

3 жыл бұрын

@@tobylerone4285 Dude... It's fucking AQUAMAN! I don't expect complexity or an introspective look at the human soul or some shit. I got exactly what I've wanted to see since 2011, when I picked up my first Aquaman comic written by Geoff Johns and drawn by Ivan Reis. It was goofy as shit back then and it still is now, but I love it and it got a movie that was just fun. Comics can be silly, ridiculous and even full blown nonsense and STILL be entertaining. Not everything has to be like Joker or Watchmen or whatever.

@tobylerone4285

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.goblin6039 so reading the 2011 comic is a similar sensation to having your head caved in by a box of crayola? Fair enough; but if aqua man has the same one dimensional characterisation in the comics then I really dunno why you’re into it

@joeymama8141

3 жыл бұрын

@@tobylerone4285 And you think Zack Snyder was the exception to making great redemption arcs to you or what?

@joeymama8141

3 жыл бұрын

@@tobylerone4285 I don't want to judge you, but I think you don't actually read comics to me tbf

my god how much I love the content on this channel.

Dude Marcus’s laugh is hilliarous😂 love this man’s videos

Also: “best picture nominee. Look at this, this attack of the clones ass movie. Best picture nominee...smh.” Classic. Lmao

I love how Marcus doesn't even remember half of these and most of us remember all of them

@azraeldumas7240

3 жыл бұрын

I relate heavily with this comment

@sapphic_sophie

2 жыл бұрын

Marcus: I have literally no memory of this movie, it’s probably a 3 Lmao

I don't put KZread on Dark mode just to watch some absolute mad lad watching KZread on light mode

Damn the worst part about the Game of Thrones review is how true it is. I really couldn’t go back and watch until HOTD came out

By far, the best part of the video, is him going off on Solo’s lighting

@glendarjj3991

3 жыл бұрын

There were a lot of good parts. I like how he changed his mind on aquaman so drastically. I also like how he forgot so many movies he reviewed.

AKA: disgruntled old man takes a look back on his life in shame

I have come to the conclusion that Marcus is the Anthony Fantano of movie reviews

@TheEvilCheesecake

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno I actually find this guy entertaining, I watch Fantano to find statements so bafflingly unfounded that I have to laugh.

@xhillwontmiss

2 жыл бұрын

My two favorite African American Reviewers

This and the contrarian video are really fun I wish we had more vids like this.

This video is worth it just to hear Spider-verse get the 10/10 it deserves

@glendarjj3991

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah best spider-man film by far. And one of the best animated films to be honest.

@volcranoii7709

3 жыл бұрын

@@glendarjj3991 It’s in my top 5 movies all time

@volcranoii7709

3 жыл бұрын

@@knightshadowhimself No.

@pritimukherjee4835

3 жыл бұрын

Its pretty overrated, but you aren't ready to debate that.

@volcranoii7709

3 жыл бұрын

@@pritimukherjee4835 You’re right. I’m not ready to debate with people who have bad taste.