Why weren’t there any Native Americans at Hogwarts? JK Rowling: Pocahontas Mohawk, Native American wizard, Gryffindor.

@phantorange3801

4 жыл бұрын

POCAHONTAS MOHAWK XD!

@norgepalm7315

4 жыл бұрын

@@phantorange3801 did you just unironically ecksdee

@akashwalavalkar7313

4 жыл бұрын

Because the school was in Europe

@michaelsteadman3292

4 жыл бұрын

Dumbledores mom was half Native American

@MultiBigbird01

4 жыл бұрын

Because there are no native americans or mexicans in the UK.

"We are now rooting for characters who are trying to stop a man who is trying to stop the holocaust from happening." Great line lol.

@HeavyMetalBeliever

5 жыл бұрын

You'd think that the wizarding world (in Harry Potter) would have wanted to stop World War 2. It's weird that they didn't consider that Grindelwald ACTUALLY HAD A POINT.

@bobthet-rex2718

5 жыл бұрын

@Steel4 the funny part is that he really did and he actually didn't seem to be that bad of a guy (besides the killing part)

@HeavyMetalBeliever

5 жыл бұрын

@@bobthet-rex2718 I was actually willing to side with Grindelwald before he floated the possibility of killing millions of people. And, I'd go further than that and say that GRINDELWALD was the rational one.

@angiemitic4520

5 жыл бұрын

As far as I can remember, it was in Harry Potter that Grindelwald was behind Hitler in the first place. I could be wrong, but as far as I remember it was mentioned somewhere.

@angiemitic4520

5 жыл бұрын

@Dirk-Ulrich Heise Not really. Just that he had wizards to help him indoctrinate an entire nation and maybe even provide some ideas. After all, the number of people that died during the WWII would've played into Grindelwalds plan to 'exterminate' as many muggles as possible in a short amount of time. Think of him as more of a willing pawn...if he wasn't being controlled that is...the world will never know.

“Were there any arab students at hogwarts?” JKR “yes, Mohammad bin laden,Slytherin”

@karolinakuc4783

Жыл бұрын

Falafel Halal, Slytherin expelled for trying to set school on fire with use of fire blowing chickens he was breeding illegally

@TCHorwood-xq7mw

6 ай бұрын

genuine LOL!

@MF-ty2zn

6 ай бұрын

Native Americans? "Pocahontas Tiger Lily, Gryffindor."

@BallyBoy95

3 ай бұрын

Indians? Gandhi Patel, Hufflepuff.

@youtube-kit9450

2 ай бұрын

The worst part about it truly is that Anthony Goldstein wasn't even a spur of the moment lapse of judgment - the guy actually existed since book 1 and it's just how Rowling names people... ofc we knew that since Cho Chang, but yeah.

I like how Ezra Miller ends up being the surprise villain, just like in real life.

@elder-woodsilverstein7716

Жыл бұрын

Life imitates art

@riftryn

Жыл бұрын

@@elder-woodsilverstein7716lol

@myguttervforvendetta

8 ай бұрын

You got that medicine I neeeeed

@69SalterStreet

6 ай бұрын

😂

@IamAnnahi

4 ай бұрын

He's absolutely creepy

Were there any British students in Hogwarts? J.K.: No.

@vikrambansal1416

3 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!! underrated comment

@shrekisloveshrekislife2571

3 жыл бұрын

just n o

@JaylukKhan

3 жыл бұрын

D E A D

@EchoSD

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, there was one. Her name was Elizabeth Crumpetkettle. Hufflepuff.

@MarusaTheBadKid

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

J.K. Rowling's probably one of the only authors in the world where the *fans* are the ones saying "Stop sending me this shit."

@CycloneEffect22

4 жыл бұрын

Communism With Giggles Russo Brothers: “Hold our beers!”

@timchiu501

4 жыл бұрын

Star Wars after Disney’s purchase

@galinor7

4 жыл бұрын

Star woke Trek.

@itarfer

4 жыл бұрын

Communism With Giggles XD

@itarfer

4 жыл бұрын

CycloneEffect22 communism is all giggles when you do it right

“Were there any German students at Hogwarts?” JKR: “Yes. Heinz Adolf Bratwurst, Hufflepuff.”

@c.w.8200

4 ай бұрын

Thanks man, as a German I could have never come up with that 😂

@ReindeerD

4 ай бұрын

Hahahah of course she wouldn’t put him in Slytherin 😂😂

@idisplaypace2411

Ай бұрын

​@@ReindeerDwhat is ur point?

@ReindeerD

Ай бұрын

@@idisplaypace2411 if a guy is named Adolf and as as stereotypical as the rest of her characters, he probably belongs in slytherin

@idisplaypace2411

Ай бұрын

@@ReindeerD Yes, so why did you say "of course she wouldn't put him in slytherin"

imagine if we had a gag series where Newt is like Steve Irwin going around showing us animals in the wizarding world and he is collecting information for his book. so much wasted potential lol

@karolinakuc4783

Жыл бұрын

Or him at Hogwarts making bonds with his beasts Niffler and Pickett, pranking Hogwarts mates with them and awkward dates with Leta Lestrange

@LUR1FAX

Жыл бұрын

And then he gets killed by a dang fish.

@RJKilroy

8 ай бұрын

I would watch the shit out of that tbh

@dysmissme7343

6 ай бұрын

WRITE THAT FANFIC OHMYGOD

@zellalaing5439

4 ай бұрын

Yesssss or Nige Marvin, love that guy, would be great.

Were there any Italian students at Hogwarts? JKR: Yes, Betty Spaghetti

@TheLitehero

4 жыл бұрын

There's vomit on my sweater already

@Pixelatedspearton

4 жыл бұрын

Luke Schaffer hit me with this machete

@edoardocaprara3676

4 жыл бұрын

Mario Maria Mario, grifondoro

@CBQReview

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, you’re hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Mecharnie_Dobbs

4 жыл бұрын

So what should JKR's reply have been? "No" ? And her reply to the follow up question:"Why not?"

"Were there any Chinese wizards?" JK Rowling: "yes, Cho Chang." wait...

@aurelia8028

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@riduanaqil1452

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@bundydachosen1

2 жыл бұрын

*Shang Tsung

@xprtbillyun

2 жыл бұрын

Shang-Chi

@SilasBudman420

2 жыл бұрын

Jackie Chan

"Were there any Canadian students at Hogwarts?" "Yes, Maple Poutine, Hufflepuff."

@claires3562

5 ай бұрын

Moose Eh Igloo, also Hufflepuff

@tinfoilslacks3750

4 ай бұрын

"No, day of the rake for every fucking leaf"

@zellalaing5439

4 ай бұрын

Real talk though, maples such a cute name 😂

"Were there any gay students at Hogwarts?" JK Rowling: Yes. The Cosmonaut Variety Hour, Hufflepuff.

@genoob5843

Жыл бұрын

Nah Bruh don’t do my man like that😂😂😂

@karolinakuc4783

Жыл бұрын

Gaylord Rainbow

@koiloylo

2 ай бұрын

yes, Rainbow Stonewall, Slytherin

Dudley was actually Voldemort's son all along and had an intense sexual relationship with Harry.

@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe

4 жыл бұрын

Mutantgamer stop, you’re giving new ideas to jk Rowling.

@phamapollo3175

4 жыл бұрын

Minus the relation to Voldemort, it would actually be a typical crush-on-the-bully plot line in gay fiction

@entertain7us148

4 жыл бұрын

GAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA

@TheBlockWIzard

4 жыл бұрын

I would not be surprised if that was the new canon. Especially since Harry having part of Voldemort's soul would kinda make the whole thing incest which JK probably sees as progressive :P

@uneterostardust8233

4 жыл бұрын

777 likes, This is going to materialize as truth in the real world.

>Hogwarts did not always have bathrooms The entire plot of the chamber of secrets is that one of the founders of hogwarts had created a secret chamber in a bathroom when he created the school, so he could shove his snake in there

@Samrules888

4 жыл бұрын

@@healsthefeels-eso1053 right because that's not more convoluted than the gordian knot

@sethfinberg348

4 жыл бұрын

And the Basilisk was secretly able to move about the school by means of the pipes/plumbing.

@LiveHedgehog

4 жыл бұрын

The real question is, why is the plumbing in Hogwarts so massive that a giant snake can slither in them without getting stuck?

@brothermanben7140

4 жыл бұрын

@@LiveHedgehog Wizards take big shits

@RuberDildo

4 жыл бұрын

The basilisk is actually a metaphor for pro-abortion.

“Tina is looking for Ezra Miller so she can arrest him.” She’s the real hero of this story 16:30

As someone who recently googled the plot of Cursed Child lately and almost died from laughing, I think its relevant to mention that Cursed Child does NOT save Cedric Diggory via time travel, because actually turns out if Cedric had lived he would have felt humiliated about losing the tournament to a fourteen year old, and been so angry about it that he joined the Death Eaters and tried to kill Harry, with his involvement ensuring that Voldemort won the war. Also the whole thing was never actually about Cedric, it was Voldemort and Bellatrix's secret love child PRETENDING to be Cedric Diggory's cousin to kickstart the time travel nonsense with the goal of saving Voldemort's life and as a result preventing the massive amount of angst that comes from having been orphaned as a newborn. The only reason she knows about her real parents is because Bellatrix's actual husband was released from Azkaban and was weirdly really okay with his wife having cheated on him and had a child with someone else, so he happily informed her of her true heritage. They met exactly once when she was a young adult. This motivated her to dedicate her entire life to trying to rescue her father with time travel. I just find this all to be relevant information; if I have to know this shit, so does everyone else.

@laladylann

Жыл бұрын

Im sorry.. what...

@KateJn

Жыл бұрын

@@laladylann lol it's weird though that I understand all that. I've read the cursed child I pray they don't make a movie let's just say it was 'interesting' 😅

@luvmeday

Жыл бұрын

i read the play in a day and must've blacked out bc WHAT IS THAT

@mirimarina6387

Жыл бұрын

It reads like bad fanfiction, and I've read so many better ones, one of my favourites being one where Tom riddle magically ends up in the 21st century. The play is ridiculous.

@CrowMercury

Жыл бұрын

I love the fact this accurate description spares even the worse details, like Harry being an ass to everyone for no reason at all, everyone believing Draco went back in time with her wife to have her being impregnated by Voldemort ( and I mean everyone, the Aurors investigate that shit ), or that Ron is made especially incompetent because of course the writers are Harry and Hermione shippers so they have to make both of them cheaters because that's integrity from heroes for you.

"Fifteen minutes into my Harry Potter movie and we've killed our first baby. And yes, I did say, _first_ baby." I lost it.

@gkay8889

5 жыл бұрын

That joke has so many layers

@parkchimmin7913

5 жыл бұрын

geo koukkappakeepo you know what also has layers? Ogres

@fudgesolo6352

5 жыл бұрын

@@parkchimmin7913 XD

@cherrychocolate1434

5 жыл бұрын

@@parkchimmin7913 You know what else has layers? Parfaits, and EVERYONE loves parfaits!

@chrissonofpear1384

5 жыл бұрын

Small complaint: he did SEE the end of the last film? Where a small part of the Obscurus was seen escaping the subway? And how Jacob was beginning to remember in the bakery?

No one: Absolutely no one: J.K Rowling: Dumbledore was actually a T H I C C latina

@KillZoneHart1

5 жыл бұрын

*Who sucked off Grindelwald*

@royokimoto5150

5 жыл бұрын

@@KillZoneHart1 From Tijuana

@darktooth347

5 жыл бұрын

now that's what I am talking about, and Greenwald is a spicy minx from Wales with red hair w h o takes three guys at once, Fucc ye thicc nutt

@claudeolson893

5 жыл бұрын

The real gag is it's implied in DH that his mother is Native American soo....

@thatoneguy779

5 жыл бұрын

Really

Wait, if wizards just didn't have plumbing till the 18th century when plumbing was invented by muggles how did Salazar Slytherin utilize the plumbing system to lead to his secret chamber? Also, they just went wherever they stood? Nobody ever thought to step outside, or utilize the chamber pots that absolutely existed in those days?

@hello-wl7pk

Жыл бұрын

that’s a good question. we see tom riddle leading the snake around but if he wasn’t using the plumbing how tf wasn’t he seen

@MizterMoonshine

Жыл бұрын

Just dont think about it bro

@RustedBuddy5192

Жыл бұрын

@@MizterMoonshine Tom Riddle and the Chamber Pot of Dumbledore's Secrets

@MizterMoonshine

Жыл бұрын

@@RustedBuddy5192 Salazar Slytherin and the Hidden Entrance to the Chamber of Secrets he built in the Middle Ages under 20th century plumbing

@lycianempire

Жыл бұрын

It's not as if plumbing has existed in some fashion since at least the Roman Empire

"Are there any Dutch students at Hogwarts?" JKR: "Windmill van Weedclogs, Ravenclaw"

@PiroKUSS

5 ай бұрын

Jan van Klootzak, Hufflepuff

"I'm not mad that you wrote a story about straight white kids. I'm just mad that you keep lying to me." Yep that just about sums it up.

@amberrj.

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!💯 I liked that line too lol.

@FireWithADotInFrontOfTheName

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh i was going to read this commdnt then i heard he saying it

@MinishMoosen

3 жыл бұрын

Forgot to mention her constant hating of trans people, which she also lied about repeatedly. This time the act is worse than the lie though.

@RevoltingPeasant123

3 жыл бұрын

@@MinishMoosen You deserve an award for the most creative use of the expression 'constant hating' in existence.

@MinishMoosen

3 жыл бұрын

@world leader It doesn't matter what excuse you use. One could say "biology isn't bigotry" to justify racial segregation or any other blatant discrimination. Nobody's falling for it.

No one: JK Rowling: Hagrid is actually three children standing on top of each other

@deffdefying4803

5 жыл бұрын

Fans: No he's not you even said he was half-giant in the books-- JK Rowling: Yeah but you never see him take off his clothes so you wouldn't know that, he could be lying

@marstonsneddon8692

5 жыл бұрын

You mean like in Bojack Horseman

@towon

5 жыл бұрын

one black male bisexual, one latino male gay and one latino female gay

@rooke5564

5 жыл бұрын

Spilled my drink

@BEATSofDevil

5 жыл бұрын

@@towon no, one is an asian girl in a wheelchair

Harry Potter´s son traveling back in time to save Cedric, sounds like a fanfiction from a 14 year old girl who had a huge crush on Robert Pattinson

I'm honestly stunned that a published author can't come forward and say "I know I said Hermione is white in the books, the jackets for the books show her as being white, and I picked a white actress to play her in the movies, but I'm fine with a black actress playing her in the show so long as she's a good actress" or "Hogwarts takes in students from across the UK and Ireland so there's students of every major religion in attendance" And instead feels the need to retcon her own work to shoehorn in diversity she didn't add before, or pull some stereotypical name out of a hat and claim they're the token (minority) character

@anonymoushuman8443

2 жыл бұрын

She tried to please a certain crowd and in the end it all backfired since they ended up canceling her anyway.

@LargeInCharge77

Жыл бұрын

Its beyond pathetic. Oh no my characters are white, how awful of me, better just make some shit up on the spot to please the angry mob.

@homeperson11244

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like she doesn't do it with content. i felt it was someone came to her backdoor and gave ultimatum to her to made it diverse or they would cut her funding. Which you could see at the end, very half-ass with.

@karolinakuc4783

Жыл бұрын

But Ministry of Magic forbids religion.

@wrestlinganime4life288

Жыл бұрын

​@@anonymoushuman8443 but literally no one asked Hermione to be black though... So who was she tried to please

No one: JK: “Harry’s wand was made from 30% recycled paper.”

@Double-R-Nothing

5 жыл бұрын

SHUT UP! SHE'LL HEAR YOU!

@TiStardust

5 жыл бұрын

ok I believe you

@ominouswonder5912

5 жыл бұрын

Big Brother is watching you.

@8393Robertrex

5 жыл бұрын

See you say that like its a bad thing

@TiStardust

5 жыл бұрын

Robert Fernandez You have a point.

"Were there any Swedish students at Hogwarts?" J. K. Rowling: "Yes, Odin Odinsson von Thorsson."

@emmavastenberg4862

3 жыл бұрын

More like Erik Svensson XD

@TorianTammas

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I remember he was the guy with the IKEA interieur and the Swedish meatballs. What do you mean it is not in the book? Sven Svenson us a character that exists between the lines.

@MariOmor1

2 жыл бұрын

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

@yderga8707

2 жыл бұрын

@@MariOmor1 i swear he has the most Swedish name ive ever heard.

@lordindulgence

2 жыл бұрын

Gunnar Gunnarson

Another continuity error is making Dumbledore the DADA teacher. He wasn't. He was the Transfiguration teacher before he became Headmaster after Dippet dipped out. IDK, just a small thing that really pisses me off

@rileymachelle4088

3 ай бұрын

This is written by JK Rowling as well. The author herself forgot about her own book lol. Like, I get it if she can't remember details like that because of how much material there is to commit to memory, but at that point just do what George R.R. Martin does. He hires a group of dedicated fans who will proofread whatever he's working on so that they can point out any small details that may contradict his previous books.

@bradylehman6406

3 ай бұрын

@@rileymachelle4088That’s pretty cool!

@GLEPPPPP

Ай бұрын

@@bradylehman6406 agreed

@GalvyTheTom

Күн бұрын

Going off movie continuity alone, Dumbledore seems much older in Tom Riddle's memory than he does here, so he _could_ have changed his position for whatever reason. Weak explanation I know but still

“were there any brazilian students at Hogwarts?” JKR: “yes, Rio Feijoada”

@erick_zxh

Жыл бұрын

Gabriel samba lele

@MrBlackbeard4

Жыл бұрын

"Yes, Neymar Futesambabol, Grifinória"

@aracelisalvesdasilva8614

5 ай бұрын

Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

@OtraConta

Ай бұрын

Pelé Silvio Santos da Silva

“Were there any Vietnamese students?” JK: You have Cho Chang “But she’s not-“ JK: Cho Chang Nguyen...

@Kornchipzzz

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhaahhahahahahhhaha this one is hilarious

@alstjrqkr689

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@bandana.7077

3 жыл бұрын

Cho Chang is not even a Vietnamese name, lmao

@Prof.SeverusSnape

3 жыл бұрын

@@bandana.7077 ho ho~! She mixed-race now! Uno Hermione reverse card! "Dark hair, Asian eyes, never specified."

@jamesramplin8124

3 жыл бұрын

Have you seen a very potter musical? Cho Chang, Domo arigato! Cho Chang, Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang! Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang! [DIALOGUE] Ginny: Who's that? Ron: That's Cho Chang-that's the girl Harry's totally been in love with, since freshman year. Hermione: Yeah, but he won't say anything to her. Ron: Yeah, you never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot! Ginny: Konnichiwa, Cho Chang. It is good to meet you. I am Ginny Weasley. Lavender: Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang! Ron: That's Lavender Brown! Racist sister! *Ron claps his hands in front of Ginny's face to scare her* Cho: That's alright! I'm Cho Chang y'all.

Nobody: J.K. Rowling: Professor Mcgonagall is actually a lesbian stripper with five children and a prosthetic leg

@Connorthecatsdad

5 жыл бұрын

Don't give her any ideas

@Yarsig

5 жыл бұрын

She's also 75% native american.

@Spektiv

5 жыл бұрын

MisguidedTotalWar Literally Jessica Lange on American Horror Story

@tabithak.9923

5 жыл бұрын

Tbh that'd be pretty lit

@caterpillarattitude8286

5 жыл бұрын

And she’s a Muslim.

"Were there any Ugandan students at Hogwarts?" JKR: "Yes, Abegunde Natukunda Why-Aryu-Geh, Slytherin."

@karolinakuc4783

Жыл бұрын

Let's not forget Uga Buga Kumba Hitler Not everything has to be diverse but if she came up with an Ugandan student the name would sound like that

@rileymachelle4088

3 ай бұрын

Actually there were Ugandon students at Hogwarts. The largest wizarding school in the wizarding world is the one in Uganda which is called Uagado. They don't use wands in that part of the world, so they all can spellcast without them. Because transfer students are a thing, Uagado students can transfer to Hogwarts and vice versa. There's actually a character you meet in Hogwarts Legacy named Natty who is a transfer student from Uagado. Her mother was invited to be the new Divination professor at Hogwarts, so they both moved to Scotland.

@Rebecca_2004

3 ай бұрын

​@@rileymachelle4088yeah and jk didn't write anything in that game. As far as I know. Which is why is so good.

@bradylehman6406

3 ай бұрын

@@Rebecca_2004Personally I think the story itself is a bit bare bones but I would agree that the characters are very unique and interesting. Especially all the professors! I think they did an excellent job of coming up with very interesting and captivating professors that are on par with the professors in the books.

@Youknow6969able

2 ай бұрын

​@@Rebecca_2004the story of hogwarts legacy is as generic generic goes.

Honestly, the single most interesting film series they could make in the Wizarding World is “Hogwarts, A History,” where we actually see the four founding wizards and follow them through whatever conflicts they went through to establish the school. Maybe we could see Salazar Slytherin’s character start out as an ambitious but noble wizard and follow him as he descends into his obsession with wizard blood purity. THAT would have been interesting. I can even imagine what the cast might look like. Maybe Sean Bean as Godrick Gryffindor, Michael Fassbender as Salazar Slytherin, maybe Tilda Swinton as Rowena Ravenclaw, and someone like Natalie Dormer as Helga Hufflepuff. But no. We got Newt Scamander somehow following the weird drama between Dumbledore and Grindewald. Perfect.

@BabyTooth05

6 ай бұрын

I have said this for so long 😭

@generouslyfat

6 ай бұрын

fassbender would be awesome as slytherin

@ramofeldduckington6257

6 ай бұрын

If that gets made I might actually be interested enough to pirate it

@kayringel2770

5 ай бұрын

I want that movie. Written by someone who will make it all make sense.

@AtlasBlizzard

5 ай бұрын

Awesome idea! I want to see it now!

Nobody: J.K Rowling: *actually, Hogwarts is a gay bar*

@MrRomanrin

5 жыл бұрын

i knew it !!!

@evam6961

5 жыл бұрын

Thank god

@SupremeLeaderOfTheBluepremacy

5 жыл бұрын

I should have known

@Ryan-pg1tw

5 жыл бұрын

you should be more respectful

@nikkoclout

5 жыл бұрын

Looks at the amount of Likes

"Any Greek students at Hogwarts?" "Yes, Stavros Panakoulopolis, he works in the kitchen."

@magicmulder

Ай бұрын

You mean Garlikos Lazymandias.

@kingofthegrill

Ай бұрын

@@magicmulder sounds like a superhero from the Greek Watchmen, Lazymandias

Queenie was a charming, sweet, almost "Bewitched" type of character, second movie, no background whatsoever she's an obsessive toxic girl, worst part is if that was it and she learned to respect jacob's space by the end it would've been more or less ok, but instead they made her a magical Hitler follower (which is weird because Grindelwald sees muggles as lesser beings and she wants to marry one) she trusts not only the man himself but his girl follower that helped her in the rain, completely forgetting she can read minds and even worse by the ending scene she's a fully fledged Grindelwald groupie and even in the trailers fir the next movie appears as a regular evil wizard, they completely ruined the sweet character that was presented in the first movie, like her beloved sister, an AUROR is less important to her now than Grindelwald for some reason

@themikatoon

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention she's a Jew, Rowling made a Jewish character side with a magical Hitler. Same shit Marvel did with Wanda siding with Ultron like I swear people don't think.

@KateJn

Жыл бұрын

@@themikatoon Wanda with Ultron was good though in places

@karolinakuc4783

Жыл бұрын

@@themikatoon American Jews didn't care about their European brothers in faith. Watch ''The Pianist" by Roman Polański who btw is a Jew himself.

“Are there any Korean wizards?” JK: “Yes, Kim Jong Un. Slytherin

@CocoRegardless

3 жыл бұрын

Literally 😂

@ricejuice8982

3 жыл бұрын

I'd imagine he'd be Hufflepuff

@AragonGaming-ug3yv

3 жыл бұрын

The greatest of them all

@R3tr0v1ru5

3 жыл бұрын

@@AragonGaming-ug3yv I heard his father never went to the toilet, which makes sense given what JK said about wizard toilets! Lol.

@TheIhplodur

3 жыл бұрын

And Psy Ravenclaw.

"Were there any Antarctic students at Hogwarts?" JKR: yes; Skipper, Private, Rico and Kowalski

@clauaome25

2 жыл бұрын

OMG!!!!

@gaveyoucookie9845

2 жыл бұрын

great😂

@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod

2 жыл бұрын

Can Rico blow up stuff now?

@patrickslingo1811

2 жыл бұрын

Smile and wave boys

@directorforplastic7929

2 жыл бұрын

Kaboom?

When I read that Hogworts wasn't the only wizarding school, I wanted to know what other wizarding schools there were. Boy oh boy, I was so disappointed when I realised that she only created one school for one continent. As an Asian, its even more infuriating to know that she created one school for the whole East Asia and Southeast Asia region! One school for the world's most populous region? And the smallest school of them all! I guess she would say East Asian wizards prefer to send their children to Hogworts to plug this hole.

@MysticOceanDollies

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think she realizes how massive the United States is, even less the rest of North America. One school per continent just isn’t feasible.

@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770

Жыл бұрын

Makes the Wizarding World feel even more ridiculously small.

@lila709

Жыл бұрын

I think she said that those schools were the most notable in those areas, not the only ones. There are other smaller schools and some study at home.

@dumbbell1231

Жыл бұрын

@@lila709 You are right. I checked the official website for HP Wizarding World (WW), Rowling mentioned that most schools are obscure and most wizards are home schooled. I applaud her effort for being inclusive, but her lack of understanding of other cultures (especially non-European ones) make it look more like a cover-up than a genuine gesture. It's OK for leaving gaps in areas that she is not familiar with. Just because she created the world doesn't mean she has to fill in every blank. The tricky part of being inclusive without knowing extensively the culture and people you want to talk about will offend them more so than excluding them. It's a series of books with characters featuring British teenagers and the setting is British school life, most people will understand that not everything they read applies to them. And everything was good before the "revision" and extra "do-you-knows" that just don't work.

@Cylle

Жыл бұрын

you must be living a pampered life with nothing noteable going on if one fictitious world is upsetting you this much. get a grip lol, the world is not ending..

Only in JK Rowling's mind would the character trying to prevent the holocaust be the villain.

@c.w.8200

Жыл бұрын

Yes, wth was she even thinking...

@jasonmason2471

Жыл бұрын

And the people who stop the one man who tries to prevent WW2 be the good guys and let itall happen.

@anugyasingh9001

Жыл бұрын

Yeah coz of tRAnsPhoBiA, lmao why are whites so re”arded ? That ideology’s has more plot holes than this movie

@Eric-st2tj

Жыл бұрын

@@anugyasingh9001 seek help.

@zaydzulqurnain594

Жыл бұрын

Respectfully, I don't think this point is valid. First of all, Grindelwald was proposing that they kill about 2 billion muggles to prevent the murder of 6 million in the holocaust, without actually saying that to his followers, which is a classic manipulative villain mastermind plan. Secondly, he has lied countless times in the trilogy, to Credence, to his followers etc. He literally lies in that very same scene when he says he's not a violent person. So when he claims that he's trying to stop WWII, to me it seems like the audience would realistically dismiss that as another lie to gain support from the hundreds of potential followers he could get from that room.

No one: JK: The Sorting Hat was previously a man named Hatteus Sorte who was locked in Azkaban for being a paedophile but was released by Dumbledore to satisfy his repressed desire for Grindelwald in exchange for being transfigured into a hat once per year in order to touch young children's heads.

@nicoledenel

5 жыл бұрын

This is dark... but I kinda like it😬

@galldomain5685

5 жыл бұрын

No. Just no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. NO.

@zonQe

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus

@RD-oo6yq

5 жыл бұрын

I actually fear that she might read this and try to make this canon with her next tweet.

@jacobpickett5085

5 жыл бұрын

Sortio Hattae* and if you rearrange the letters it becomes "Draaaaarrrrryyyy"

“Are there Italian students at Hogwarts?” JKR: Yes, Lamborghini Maserati, Ravenclaw.

@Germanskill205

3 жыл бұрын

Guisseppe Stromboli

@bevinthomas1120

3 жыл бұрын

loll

@rakotard

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, Luigi Pizzapasta Straciatella, Gryffindor.

@conserztasfia0078

3 жыл бұрын

Nah its pizza pasta

@davidbacon9244

3 жыл бұрын

C'mon, you people are not even trying. Enzo Gorlami or Antonio Margheriti.

I don't like JK Rowling but Anthony Goldstein is in the books lol. Weird thing not to fact check. He was in Dumbledore's army. I agree with everything else you've said, just wanted to point that one out.

@Perfectcrime87

Жыл бұрын

@Ethan Morrill you're not wrong, but there are enough things to criticize about the book without making stuff up

@mnschoen

5 ай бұрын

Yeah...it was bigoted when she wrote it. Weird you're jerking off about whether or not the bigotry was in the books but I guess we all have our priorities.

One of the main problems I have with Harry Potter is the overload of magical elements. And yes, magic is the center of the Wizarding World, but when you introduce too many of those things, people will start saying, “Well, why didn’t they just apparate or use Floo powder? Why didn’t they just read Grindelwald’s mind, etc.” You can add magical elements into your fantasy world but set limits so it doesn’t have people asking questions.

@billbill6094

Жыл бұрын

Or at least remember them.

@karolinakuc4783

Жыл бұрын

But maybe Gellert just can defend from legilimency so well. Also in the 1rst movie we can see that those nameless MACUSA folks who disarmed Gellert were in fact his followers. Otherwise why would they dramatocally stop so as to let Gellert have his last word with Newt? How else would Gellert's followers knew the track of testral carriage that goes to Azkaban? First movie was very well written.

@sisters8a

6 ай бұрын

Better say, set limits so your story isn't over with just a well timed Abra Kadabra

This movie confirms that Grindelwald is better than Voldemort after all he manages to kill a baby

@jebbryant6522

3 жыл бұрын

Robbie Reijman dude do you need a hug or something? That’s not even what the word baby means but let’s forget that for now. What’s wrong man? Are you having a bad week?

@maxis2778

3 жыл бұрын

@Robbie Reijman is this guy coming at a baby 🤔

@atharvadeshpande4749

3 жыл бұрын

@Robbie Reijman r/woosh

@jebbryant6522

3 жыл бұрын

Patrick Dy she probably didn’t because as we all know a mothers love can deflect a killing curse but I like to think she did do it and that’s why he gets his second in command to do the killing so if the mother loved the baby a prophecy would’ve said the baby grows up to kill his second in command

@rickardrakkoon2500

3 жыл бұрын

Nuff said

"Hogwarts never had bathrooms" Chamber of Secrets: Am I a joke to you?

@rubengabrielvaldiviesomach629

4 жыл бұрын

And the Chamber was like a Thousand years old.

@80MWH

4 жыл бұрын

What got me about the films was they said the Basilisk was moving through the pipes to get around...but that thing in the films was huge! Just how big are the pipes in Hogwarts!?

@cyrax9226

4 жыл бұрын

80MWH Voldemort used a shrinking spell on the basilisk

@Kasparovwannabe

4 жыл бұрын

@@80MWH About as big as a basilisk.

@royzevisionneur2045

4 жыл бұрын

@@80MWH The question is not how big are the pipes but how big are the turds?

“Were there any Irish students at hogwarts?” JK: Yes, Seamus Finnigan, IRA

@Shadow-In-The-East

Жыл бұрын

You'll notice how in the films he was always accidentally blowing things up too 🤦🏼‍♂️

@wrestlinganime4life288

Жыл бұрын

​@@Shadow-In-The-East and turn water into wine?

@owenchafer1083

2 ай бұрын

That's not even untrue.

I’m starting to think I rewatch these far too often… but Marcus’s saltiness towards JK never ever ever gets old.

“were there any German students at Hogwarts?” JKR: “yes, Schnitzel Luftwaffe Lederhosen, Slytherin”

@elirchi9214

2 жыл бұрын

AHHAHAHSHAFSHF "SCHNITZEL"

@eliseesbjornsson4981

2 жыл бұрын

Grandson of Hitler himself

@nessierey6721

2 жыл бұрын

Now you’re just being mean lol

@EagleSpirit88

2 жыл бұрын

"Your true name is Schnitzel... Hitler"

@beth5627

2 жыл бұрын

How dare you say that Schnitzel is german?! Why not Bratwurst? Or Frankfurter Würstchen? But not friggin Schnitzel!

"Were there any Scottish students at Hogwarts?" J.K.: "Yes. Braveheart, Gryffindor.”

@the_one_who_got_away

3 жыл бұрын

I would say ravenclaw, because blue

@fleetwoodcraic4235

3 жыл бұрын

I like the implication that hogwarts is in Scotland but only has one Scottish student

@Quaronna

3 жыл бұрын

@@fleetwoodcraic4235 💀

@MrHowardMoon

2 жыл бұрын

I believe there were loads of Scottish students, but only two in the actual movies.

@yusufgazi7

2 жыл бұрын

Cho Chang was Scottish in the movies I swear

I liked the first one a lot too. There was another KZreadr that made a whole video essay about Newt Scamander's kindness and how it's a counter to typically hyper masculinity that main male characters tend to fall into.

@karolinakuc4783

Жыл бұрын

I saw it too. The channel is called Cinema Theraphy

@rileymachelle4088

3 ай бұрын

That's exactly why I liked Newt in the first movie. He honestly reminded me of the Doctor from Doctor Who a lot, like I could see Eddie Radmayne as playing a really good version of the Doctor

While I agree with a lot of what you say, I do want to point out a couple of things though : (1) Anthony Goldstein IS in the books, but like, only name dropped as the Ravenclaw Prefect in OOTP, and clearly not an actual character x) (2) It was blatantly obvious by the end of the first Fantastic Beasts film that Jacob was gonna get his memory back, with the whole "bad memory" thing and with the scene where Queenie is showing up in his bakery. (3) Accio is perfectly useable on living creatures, Harry uses it several times like this in the books (from the top of my mind, on a toad a couple times, and on Hagrid in DH). Although why JKR said in an interview that Accio could not be used on living beings, I couldn't say, I guess it's just the fastest thing she could come up with. (4) "We officially have magical sex crimes in Harry Potter" I mean... yeah? That was kind of the whole plot of the Half-Blood Prince, it's literally Voldemort's backstory x) (5) "Grindlewald just happens to be hosting a nazi rally where the characters were hanging out" no, he led them to this spot specifically, it's terribly written and super convoluted so it's not the most obvious but like, it was a "bait" or whatever to bring Credence to the rally and make him join him because only he knows who he is or whatever. (6) I'm surprised you didn't mention how stupid the very idea of the Blood Pact is. Like, beyond the fact that it absolutely ruins Dumbledore as a character, why, WHY, would Grindlewald make a Blood Pact that CAN BE BROKEN to prevent his most dangerous enemy from moving against him in a world where THE UNBREAKABLE VOW EXISTS. And it's not even that she forgot about the Unbreakable Vow (even though it would not be an excuse either), Yusuf Kama's only purpose as a character is that he made a fricking Unbreakable Vow to kill Corvus Lestrange. This is easily one of the most stupid, nonsensical part of the movie. Gods this film is so bad, and it's such a shame because imo the first film is really good. I would have 100% preferred more films about Newt Scammander roaming the world finding, helping, freeing magical creatures rather than this bullshit war with Grindlewald. The cast from the first film made such an awesome group of characters, I would have gobbled up any fun, light hearted adventures they would have embarked in to complete Newt's Pokédex.

@KateJn

Жыл бұрын

Saying all that I just want to say that I've watched the first movie I got back into thinking about Jonny Depp and the fact that I had watched it some time ago. I haven't watched the crimes of Grindelwald though and you saying that makes me feel like I shouldn't because I'll just be disappointed as the first movie was good

@Livael23

Жыл бұрын

@@KateJn Honestly you might as well not watch it and just consider that the first film as standalone 😂

@dequasont1063

10 ай бұрын

I don’t mind a movies series about the war on grindelwald, but when you try and put 2 stories into one you just get the worst of both and create a mess

@HerHollyness

6 ай бұрын

Thank you for mentioning Anthony Goldstein’s book appearance! I havent seen any other comments about this and thought I was going mad. I could only remember him in the first book being sorted just before Hermione, but you’ve confirmed he’s in OOTP as well which is true. JK is very problematic but Anthony wasn’t just a late stage retcon.

@rileymachelle4088

3 ай бұрын

​@@dequasont1063Not only 2 stories into one, but stretching it out into 5 movies. I would've much rather had one standalone Fantastic Beasts movie and that be it for Newt, and then two movies for the Dumbledore vs. Grindelwald storyline. Or hell, I'd take a streaming series about Newt Scamander like what OP said, and it just being him filling out his Pokedex for his book. Kinda like Doctor Who. Have Newt travel with Jacob as his companion, and each new episode be about a different beast that they need to help and put in their briefcase

No one: JK Rowling: Dumbledore's patronus is black bisexual Ron Weasley

@blackenedtrooper

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed more than I probably should've

@jennycustovic1280

5 жыл бұрын

Sums up Rowling perfectly

@scumbletheholy4210

5 жыл бұрын

This comment made me cackle like a witch

@FriezaSucks

5 жыл бұрын

it's like everyone forgot she was a cokehead

@craftpaint1644

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO !

No one: JK Rowling: Dumbledore's patronus is the Grindr logo

@villainessy

5 жыл бұрын

Hecatonicosachoron favorite comment in this entire section. Fucking killed me.

@breakingfreedom4272

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA I'm telling everyone I know about this one!!

@quekscoop5601

5 жыл бұрын

No one: JK Rowling: Dobby had a secret sexual relationship with harry

@andrewjohnstone7943

5 жыл бұрын

This is fun. No one: JK Rowling: Hermione and Ron were into bdsm the while time, and Hermione played Dom. It never said in the books that they weren't into it

@ffccardoso

5 жыл бұрын

@@andrewjohnstone7943 thats something I could watch...

Just a quick thing I'd like to add: Nagini in the movies is portrayed as a reticulates python, which naturally lives in India and southeast Asia. So I think if they really had to turn her into a human, it was kind of a wasted potential that they didn't cast ex. an indian or thai person to play her. Not to mention the fact that the name Nagini also comes from indian.

For the record, Anthony Goldstein was a character in the books. If you want a specific example he’s mentioned in page 658 of Order of the Phoenix.

@thunderclanwarrior1253

6 ай бұрын

He's actually mentioned earlier on page 314, chapter 16 (in my edition, at least). Idk if he appears earlier)

@emma_704

6 ай бұрын

Exactly, he was a member of the DA.

@mnschoen

5 ай бұрын

I'm sorry, is this a defense? She dropped in a stereotypically named Jewish kid in TWO lines in a seven-book series. At that point WTF is the point? That's not a character. That's a racist Jewish insert. That's a name, not a character.

@karolinakuc4783

5 ай бұрын

​@@mnschoenHe isn't developed but I assume there are jews at Hogwarts. It is just that they are atheists coz all religions are banned in Hogwarts

@a.wen.6987

4 ай бұрын

​@@mnschoen I mean its stupid but why racist? Jew is not race first of all, the time we tjought that are over.

J.K. Rowling made my childhood. She then nuked it.

@TheDoggoPearl

4 жыл бұрын

Then continued to bulldoze the remains

@janmuller3246

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheDoggoPearl ...and pissed on them.

@alejandrohernandezcarrillo2436

3 жыл бұрын

Just like one of those hindu colored sand drawings. Dedicated years to create it and then to show that attachement is bad, se destroyed it and let go.

@landlighterfirestar5550

3 жыл бұрын

If it helps, think of JK Rowling (the author) and JK Rowling (the person) as two different entities

@binzakariyya

3 жыл бұрын

@@landlighterfirestar5550 Actually that's a good idea. At least it preserves the good memories of the book

professor X: what´s your power? J.K Rowling: I can rewrite the past of fictional characters. gay professor X: Interesting Credits to the unknown creator of this joke. Thank you for making us laugh so much.

@Todie85

4 жыл бұрын

That should really straighten Magneto out, eh?

@jonathantruong7069

4 жыл бұрын

Extremely original joke.

@Todie85

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathantruong7069 I regret nothing.

@brendonwhipple2287

4 жыл бұрын

Santiago Detang HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

@chickensandwich2193

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOL XD 😂😂😂😂😂🌞😂😂😂😂😂

As a zookeeper in real life, I too would resent being forced into working for Interpol against my will in a situation I have no relevant skills for. I already really didn’t like the film, but Newt caving and joining the fight just extra rubs me the wrong way. I hate the magic and real nazis as much as anyone if not more, but I’m low on the necessary skills to fight them directly. Let us be with the animals!

Were ther any Chinese students at Hogwarts JK Rowling: Yes Cho Chang, Ravenclaw Oh wait......

@righttoleftrepeat

6 ай бұрын

"Just _one_ Chinese student in the entire school???" JK Rowling: There was also Chun Ching, Hufflepuff.

@mnschoen

5 ай бұрын

TBF we're just lucky Rowling didn't call her "Ching Chong Bing Bong" and then gasp and need her smelling salts when we all pointed out how racist that was.

@karolinakuc4783

5 ай бұрын

​@@mnschoenAt the same time it is a book for kids with cartoon logic. Naruto also isn't a real name yet Japanese don't feel offended by it. Coz guess what? It is their own production. They sure have a lot of fun thinking Americans think it is a real name when it is actually just a name for rice cookie. Do you think there were cases of Americans naming their kids Naruto?

When an author writes a fanfiction about her own story

@user-ji3dn1vw7v

4 жыл бұрын

Bianca Freismuth a bad, boring, cliché fanfiction.

@bardia-mn4vz

4 жыл бұрын

@@romitkumar6272 no, you definitely need to read more fan fictions like the mature over 10,000 words ones and not the crap you were reading before go read the really dark stuff those are pretty good and not boring and cliché I can recommend a few but you have to be + 18

@user-ji3dn1vw7v

4 жыл бұрын

Humpback Whale lmaoooo. But, no, not really. There are some really good ones out there, they’re just harder to find.

@dhruvhari7189

4 жыл бұрын

I am so happy that basilisk born exists. It may be an AU, but it’s better... so much better for the rich history of Harry Potter

@crash_hunter8659

4 жыл бұрын

ohhhhh, wanna smash the like button on this commentso hard, that it time travels and hit Rowling, when she finished the last Potter.

Where there any Hawaiian students at Hogwarts? J.K Rowling: Yeah, Maui Pineapple, Hufflepuff

@KingAgniKai

3 жыл бұрын

Its *MAUI* time

@hamsterc6448

3 жыл бұрын

*Maui Pineapple Obama

@jackiesoals8896

3 жыл бұрын

It’s worse when you realize that pineapples aren’t native to Hawaii

1:44 "we have Ezra Miller trying his hardest to look even a little bit ugly in this movie" And he kept trying and eventually succeeded

@TheFirstCurse1

6 ай бұрын

He looks like a creepy abomination already, I don't get why he said that line.

Fun fact: Anthony Goldstein actually IS mentioned in the books

"She made Hermione black to appeal to black HP fans, and as a black HP fan myself, *it didn't work* " Me: DAAAAAAMN!!! 🤣

@denzelnganga1914

5 жыл бұрын

I'm black too and it was like..... ok but why do we need this again?

@Kairos_Akuma

5 жыл бұрын

@@denzelnganga1914 Yeah... I mean fine and dandy to have differences n Stuff, but then.....DO IT FROM THE BEGINNING. Hermione is hella white, or why did she choosed Emma to play her, when all the other Charakters "of ethinicty" where played by the correkt Actor as far as Im aware. (Cho, Dean, - dont know if the Books mentioned the Patiltwins beeing Indian tho - etc.) Even the Bookcovers depicted her as White oLo I dont know... Harry Potter was never about this. I can buy the Gay-Dumbledore stuff, its nice and I saw hints in the Book, but that Hermione is suddenly someone completely different.. No.

@wickedshadowchester6297

5 жыл бұрын

Calhaora Lightsbane Dean, Jordan, Patilt twins and Angelina, Kingsley, weren't white ...other than that idk who else

@TheDemocrab

5 жыл бұрын

​@@Kairos_Akuma This is exactly how I feel about it. She even retcons her retcons...I'm sure that when she first said about Dumbledore being gay, it was that he loved Grindleward and followed him at first due to that, but Grindleward just used those feelings without feeling the same way. Now it's "an intense sexual relationship"... That and the books weren't exactly lacking diversity to begin with, as you mentioned. (I don't think it was mentioned that the Patil twins were Indian but it was hella obvious from the names alone. I picked that up as a bloody Australian kid.)

@lukelim5094

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheDemocrab I understand the angle where good friends diverge from their path and one become evil while the other choose to be good. I was dead sure it will be a tale where Dumbledore have unrequited feelings for Grindelwald, and Grindelwald still treat Dumbledore as a friend and both want to pull each other to their sides. I can accept that.. But intense sexual relationship..... Like how does this enhance the story? I'm reading a story about good vs evil not 50 shades of grey. Their sex life doesn't enhance the story one bit especially if it is shoehorn haphazardly. Is this JK rowling depression acting out and she wanting acceptance or something

I'm still so utterly baffled by JK's response to the question of "are there jewish kids at hogwarts?" Instead of just going with the obvious, "Hogwarts teaches every magical kid in the British Isles. Of course there's jewish students." She just goes, "you get one."

@bleedingmasque.6193

3 жыл бұрын

She's clearly got some sort of issues with narcissism.

@darkprose

3 жыл бұрын

Some people flourish on Twitter in a bad way. Rowling and Trump immediately come to mind. They aren’t terribly different. I think you’re right, Bleeding Masque-narcissism.

@vinnregi4882

3 жыл бұрын

And she also named him Anthony GOLDSTEIN. Racists can't come up with this shit xD Like, why not Benjamin Moneybank??? xD

@paulanderson6834

3 жыл бұрын

I always assumed the goblins in the bank were representative of the group you mentioned.

@Xehanort10

3 жыл бұрын

And it was a minor character no one knew anything about other than his name.

What made the first movie good is how it lived up to the name. It’s called Fantastic beasts and where to find them, and that’s what they did. Newt and Jacob went on a fun quest to find Newts magical creatures that escaped in New York. It had a fairly good and digestible plot that was entertaining and had good characters to go with it. But then the next two movies went into the lore of Dumbledores past with Grindlewald and idk it just completely strayed from the point of Fantastic beasts in general. JK Rowling should’ve made a separate franchise or even a single movie that goes more in depth into Dumbledores past. The Fantastic Beast franchise should’ve just been centered around Newt and his magical creatures. Heck I wouldn’t mind if they just made a show about Newt and him handling his magic beasts and having fun adventures with them (with help from Jacob and even Tina and Queenie).

Where there any Canadian students at hogwarts? J.K. : Yes, Maple “Thank you” Syrup, Gryffindor

@Supermelo29

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed out loud omg HAHHAHA

@gianinparisquebecparis814

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot their middle name, "Sorry"

@beanlord6656

2 жыл бұрын

Hufflepuff,actually

@Alex-jk1kd

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@elfymbouity

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

The funniest part about the “was there ever a *insert nationality* character” joke is the fact that the token Chinese character was named Cho Chang and the Irish character was named Seamus Finnegan

@IndianaJoneFan24

4 жыл бұрын

And the Irish character in the movie was given a running gag of blowing things up

@RoyalKnightVIII

4 жыл бұрын

@@IndianaJoneFan24 like right after the Troubles too

@rico_1617

4 жыл бұрын

Eduardo Cooper But at least then it would come off like a joke

@crabbieappleton

4 жыл бұрын

@@IndianaJoneFan24 And trying to turn water into rum. Not even whisky, too. Rum.

@djfoster720

4 жыл бұрын

crabbieappleton I guess I will have to find out whether Seamus is canonically ginger, that would be the breaking point

Johnny Depp’s version of Grindelwald looks like a silkie chicken man, God bless him 😅

@ultron374

Жыл бұрын

True, i laughed so loud after I read ur comment 😅😅🤣🤣🤣

Newt twerking at the beginning perfectly describes the movie

@karolinakuc4783

Жыл бұрын

But that scene in the film made sense. Rhinoes have poor eyesight and rely on hearing and sense of smell. Therefore Newt could trick that creature

@Dutch_van_der_linde939

Жыл бұрын

@@karolinakuc4783 you lost me

No one: JK Rowling: Grindlewald killed Biggie and Tupac

@davidwuhrer6704

5 жыл бұрын

What about Falco?

@alphashitlord1446

5 жыл бұрын

@@davidwuhrer6704 that was the bus driver from Prisoner of Azkaban

@CyanideOwl

5 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't it be: 'Everyone: '

@rai4119

5 жыл бұрын

@@CyanideOwl Yeah, but A for effort

@jonathanodne7691

5 жыл бұрын

I thought Mista killed them.

“Dobby had an intense and passionate relationship with Harry Potter’s sock.”

@BEER-OTFG

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Hunt oh god no gooood no

@vay5540

4 жыл бұрын

Please no. I bet someone out there has written some sort of fanfic about that

@SennaHawx

4 жыл бұрын

Well... That has always been in the book :p

@jet4189

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised

@a.houston946

4 жыл бұрын

Which he named "My Precious."

Honestly as an HP fan, I adored the first Fantastic Beasts, I thought it was cute and enjoyable. If it had ended there, I would've been happy. It's just some sweet Hufflepuff helping his fur babies. That's all we wanted! The whole Gridlewald new wizarding war ruined it. No one asked for that and no one wanted it.

Actually... Anthony Goldsteen Is in the books😐. I was re-visiting the series some months ago with audible and, when his name popped out I started laughing out loud, alone, in my car. Oh... And Acchio charm can move Animals. Hermione uses it to move a frog, in the books. That doesn't make the movie or JKR Crazy recton any better... But we have to be Fair.

Were there ever any French students at Hogwarts? JK: Yes, Baguette la Croissant, Griffindor

@lauren413

4 жыл бұрын

Fleur Delacour

@afroturtle989

4 жыл бұрын

Reylo Skywalker no that was a different school

@dariocrescenzi5121

4 жыл бұрын

C'est Griffindòir not Griffindor! 🤣

@reaganbartels9993

4 жыл бұрын

@@lauren413 I feel like you just proved his point...

@gracemarcus2788

4 жыл бұрын

Well hogwarts is in England so why would there be French people

J.K Rowling out here changing the past of prewritten characters

@cookingsauce8274

5 жыл бұрын

Harry Potter Is a transgender

@sirloinofice

5 жыл бұрын

She just wants attention.

@sirloinofice

5 жыл бұрын

@@cookingsauce8274 she hates Trans people...a lot.

@ubermaster1

5 жыл бұрын

@@sirloinofice Oh god please be actually joking. I already hate this lady as if for constantly changing characters.

@sirloinofice

5 жыл бұрын

@@ubermaster1 I'm not

I'll always find fascinating how Rowling doesn't care at all about her own canon.

@therainbowconnection6813

Жыл бұрын

It's because she only cares about fame and money, she doesn't give a damn about art.

@poppie267

Жыл бұрын

She is even worse than George Lucas with the prequels.

Were there ever any Vietnamese students at Hogwarts? JK - Pho Banh Mi Nguyen, Ravenclaw.

@MandyMeowington5

Жыл бұрын

Still a better name than Cho chang

@meganega123

6 ай бұрын

Every vietnamese is called Nguyen though

when the only Asian character in the book is named "Cho Chang," i'm not even surprised.

@s.g.7572

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that one character in Aristocats, called Egg Foo Yung or something

@hutch4463

4 жыл бұрын

@Atharva Deshpande they were living in English?

@hutch4463

4 жыл бұрын

@Atharva Deshpande np, it's a good point about the patil twins

@UltramanII

4 жыл бұрын

When the book was translated in China, her name was converted to "Zhang Qiu"(张秋) to make sense in Mandarin. It's like an OK name, not too great and not too common either. I never realized how stereotypical the original name sounds in English until I started to understand how Asians are represented in the English-speaking world.

@blaiserrie

4 жыл бұрын

It really irked me because one's a Korean surname and the other is a Chinese surname

Imagine if a series called "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" was actually about fantastic beasts, and perhaps even where to find them. Seriously all they had to do was a magical nature documentary.

@legerdemain444

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I was expecting to see when I watched the first movie. The book "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" was just fictional textbook on magical animals.

@krzysztofcieslewicz962

4 жыл бұрын

YES!

@karlijns4816

4 жыл бұрын

especially as she announced the location of other wizarding schools around that time, thought newt would travel the world finding and researching magical creatures while interacting with different wizarding cultures.

@tremor230

4 жыл бұрын

Wizard Steve Hirwing

@kennethsatria6607

4 жыл бұрын

I would've very much love that. But I don't know if the general audience would. Like at all. we basically got the best of it in the first movie.

This is the funniest analysis I’ve seen of this movie, and I can’t wait to see what you do with the next one

Why was JK so good in the past, like meta-level good, like "actually actually understanding all the deep structure of why good literature is good" kinda stuff, and then she just became the fanfic writer for her previous self? Is there any explanation? Like, in general, brilliant artists don't JUST lose all their talent in one finger snap?

@pastis2976

2 жыл бұрын

She used to write books, so she had plenty of time to think through all the details of the story and make it make sense. So when they were making the movies, they had a lot of elements to choose from, things to cut from the story or elements to combine with others to shorten the narrative to make sense. Now she writes film scripts, which is not exactly the same thing. Scripts are (I think) much shorter and less detailed, and she only has about a year to think about what comes next and organize those ideas into a "decent" story. The result is... A great disappointment.

@misterjr193

11 ай бұрын

jk was never good lets be honest here. the harry potter books are "good" only through the lenses of nostalgia i love the books to death don't get me wrong but they aren't that good. jk writes weirdly, it ends up clunky, it's overly convoluted and complex to the point where there is so much unnecesary shit that it ends up contradicting and folding upon itself. she's better at writing books than movies don't get me wrong, but like, all the narnia books are superior, really most books are superior actually. it was eye-opening for me as a teenager to read actually quality literature and realise that these books weren't all that. it's a shame really because she has some genuinely good ideas but it's fumbled by her poor writing, terrible pacing and her outrageously dull approach to politics

@SatanicPizza-fo2ei

7 ай бұрын

​@@misterjr193Did you read "The Casual Vacancy" ? I haven't yet, if you did, what do you think about it?

@misterjr193

6 ай бұрын

@@SatanicPizza-fo2ei no; but what i hear of it is that it's more of jks inability to actually create a compelling social narrative that has a solution that isn't a simpe slap band-aid "well that's done for!" type ending. once again, have not read though

@TheFirstCurse1

6 ай бұрын

​@@misterjr193The Harry Potter books are amazing, and that isn't just "through nostalgia lenses". The world building and characters are masterfully written. You need to re-read them apparently.

“Are there any American students at Hogwarts?” JKR: Yes, Ronald McDonald, Gryffindor.

@RodrigoMAOEE

2 жыл бұрын

Favorite spell: Engorgio

@yotitus

2 жыл бұрын

euh clearly ronald mcdonals is in hufflepuff

@aspookyeel

2 жыл бұрын

Hans Christian Nazi Müller is clearly my favourite german character in Harry Potter... I also heard that the third part takes place in Berlin... I didn't want to watch the movie initially because y'know JK doesn't rly like people like me. But I want to know just how much she managed to butcher my Country and the introcacies of it's history.

@JoeyScraggy

2 жыл бұрын

@@aspookyeel I saw it because I hate myself, and I can confirm you barely notice the movie happens in Berlin. Also she dropped the whole WW2 thing for some reason, and it became a story on why should minorities stay hidden and revolutions are evil. It would be less subtle if magic cops destroyed Grindelwald's defensive spell "Stonewallius"

@aspookyeel

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoeyScraggy She probably dropped the ww2 thing because it would require her to actually portray minorities. And yeah yikes, sounds like JK alright... Also nice one on the stonewallius joke. Well, I might see it someday on a 'legal' site because I'm just too curious for my own good.

Nobody: J.K Rowling: the sorting hat had an affair with Newt Scammander

@archivist_13

5 жыл бұрын

How the f*ck would that work

@ryanelliott3018

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry about it. J.K Rowling will always find a way to ruin our childhood

@dead541

5 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling that exists in a fan fiction or something

@keloid123

5 жыл бұрын

@@archivist_13 Well you see: Merlin enchanted the Sorting Hat to be a Voluptuous latina girl......Roll with it

@MonMalthias

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryanelliott3018 You think the Sorting Hat stands up on its own because of magic? It's not magic that makes the fabric stiff.

Anthony Goldstein is in book 5 and 6, I think he asked hermine why she was not in Ravenclaw in the first day sign up metting

Say what you want about Rowling, but Anthony Goldstein DID appear in the books. He was mentioned multiple times as a background student, and he even joined Dumbledore's Army. Him being jewish wasn't mentioned, but his stereotipical name was the same back then.

Where there any aliens students at Hogwarts? JKR: Yes, X Æ A-12, Ravenclaw

@DerDiskutator

3 жыл бұрын

XD Actually the funniest one of all those versions, ty man! Made my day! :D Elon Musk is so full of shiat. xD

@reapermaster1233

3 жыл бұрын

I love all these comments

@kingprone7846

3 жыл бұрын

fuck hahaahahah

@judeannethecandorchannel2153

3 жыл бұрын

😅😆😅

@fhirdvnk7327

3 жыл бұрын

Æ

Great video and all, but I have to point out that Anthony Goldstein is actually in the books : he is first mentioned in the order of the phoenix as a Ravenclaw prefect in chapter 10, he was also part of the DA so he is mentioned a few times in the fifth book !

Man JK really does dig her own holes regarding literally any topic she's questioned on. It's totally okay that when she wrote fiction from her imagination that most of the people she wrote were what she's familiar with, that's pretty normal and didn't make her a bad person, but oh boy did her trying to act like that wasn't what happened make her look like an asshole.

Nobody: JK Rowling: House elves were just regular wizards with a very specific domination fetish.

@denzelnganga1914

5 жыл бұрын

And are midgets specifically midgets

@manictiger

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody: JK Rowling: It was never explained in the books, but Dobby owns multiple gimp suits.

@toganium4175

5 жыл бұрын

So _that's_ why they were banned from using magic.

@pismodude2

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think the original books were that good either. Anyone remember Time Turners? The Ministry (government) had control of time machines, and was giving them to children like Hermione so they could attend extra classes. Later on Harry and the other kids sneak into the Ministry--meaning nearly any Death Eater could have stolen one and brought back Voldemort while Harry was a baby. Sure they said it was dangerous, but Dumbledore let Harry and Hermione take that risk to save Sirius, so a desperate Death Eater definitely could have done the same for Voldemort. And even more annoyingly, they try to completely ignore Muggle technology like ball point pens and guns, but they still have functional clocks and fireworks and other simple things that combined could be weaponized as magic self-shooting sniper rifles that are invisible and never miss. You can block spells all day, but J.K. Rowling never introduced anti-bullet wards (or any kind of persistent shields). The books always played it fast and loose and required suspending your disbelief to enjoy. They'll never be on the level of Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones, they simply don't follow their own rules and weren't thought out thoroughly before publication. On that note, I would say Fantastic Beasts was not out of line at all.

@tk-de4kg

5 жыл бұрын

@@pismodude2 "They'll never be on the level of Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones". Welp. That didn't age well.

It’s almost like J.K didn’t even read her own books...

@pakito546

4 жыл бұрын

Evelyn Way she just forgot, like the potion with jacob....or remembered one of those two

@isaacmcpherson1855

4 жыл бұрын

Evelyn Way Well, she didn’t. I believe I read her saying that she never read over her books again after writing them.

@lemmyboy4107

4 жыл бұрын

@@pakito546 That was like: J.K : " Then jacob comes in and ..." Some randome guy who actually knows the story: "Yeah but didnt he forget evrything?" J.K : "Ah yeah, no problem he didnt forget anything" Some randome guy who actually knows the story: "Wait... WHAT???!"

@asmahasmalaria8596

4 жыл бұрын

The problem with Rowling is, because she obviously never had a plan for the HP series and universe, she makes her plan up as she goes along and it shows in the bad worldbuilding overall. It has shown in plotholes in the HP series and ,more damning, in the fantasic beasts series.

@mynameuhhhleg

4 жыл бұрын

@@Valancet she didn't write it

I feel bad because JK Rowling has 3 children who are millenial-GenZ that means they're probably often on the internet and it must be hard seeing the whole world trash your own mom like that while being painfully aware that she brought this upon herself with her tweets. That must be such an unconfortable position to be in. If it were me I would beg my mom to stop and just delete twitter to not continue to make things worse

@stephenmartinez1

6 ай бұрын

Oh yes, being the children of a bazillionaire and reading negativity from the dorm of your ivy-league college must be so uncomfortable.

@probablyhuman9947

5 ай бұрын

@@stephenmartinez1I mean, if your mother is a genuinely bad person like JKR is, then yeah

@stephenmartinez1

5 ай бұрын

@@probablyhuman9947 you believe she’s a genuinely bad person, because of a few tweets that weren’t even transphobic? Maybe a bit insensitive and cringy, but that’s it.

@burningsexuality1540

4 ай бұрын

@@stephenmartinez1no, she’s proudly called herself a Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist, so she is objectively transphobic by her own admission. She’s also literally implied that all trans people were rapists, and written a book where the main villain is a crossdressing male character. She’s a transphobe.

"Were there any German students at Hogwarts?" JKR: "Yes, Günther Schmitz-Müller, Ravenclaw"

“Where there any Australian students at Hogwarts?” JK: Yes, Crikey Kangaroo Dundee, Griffindor

@konst3502

2 жыл бұрын

@@bvq330 yes it is

@Top3Entertainment

2 жыл бұрын

Downunder koala Dundee would be her twin sister

@Robert-hz9bj

2 жыл бұрын

What about Joey Koala?

@melissaflood505

2 жыл бұрын

I’d like to know where the Cornish students are this is racism

@serene3175

2 жыл бұрын

@Jared Jams you don’t see most of them if you live in the city lol

Were there any disabled students at Hogwarts? JK: Yes, Wheel Chairman, Gryffindor

@hohrhamikaiolaf464

3 жыл бұрын

It my saound dumb and out of context but tey can litteraly give you a potion that lets your bones grow back... But the name is nice duh

@RiazGT

3 жыл бұрын

Sucks that his house dorm is at the top of a tower and, you know, all the moving staircases that are the main way to move around the different levels of the castle

@gamalielvacasolis3484

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Johnny Joestar, Spintherin

@littletravelblog7589

3 жыл бұрын

Nonono, Hermione was the whole time in a wheelchair!! (Sorry)

@xoxo94

3 жыл бұрын

FDR?

Actually Anthony Golstein was in the books. He was one of like six named Ravenclaws

“Turning Ezra Miller to the dark side” It just so happens to seem that it has already happened

Were there ever any Japanese students at Hogwarts? JK: yes, Nintendo Wasabi, Gryffindor (or Ravenclaw)

@archivist_13

3 жыл бұрын

uUh AcTuAlLy He'D bE In RaVeNcLaW

@danieldault8166

3 жыл бұрын

i dont know if su li and cho chang were chinese or some other asian nationality but they were asian as far as unique nationalities at hogwarts its pretty limited as hogwarts was open to residents of the UK and Ireland and scottland thats it it was not open to who ever so chose to go there you were INVITED it was a private bording school that you had to receive a letter of admittance to Durmstrung served the countries in east europe and northern europe where as Beaubuxtons served france and i imagine spain and portugal probably shared a school much the same for asia and russia if russian students did not go to Durmstrung just like North America had Ilvermorny

@jovansubrath7750

3 жыл бұрын

There's a Japanese school so

@aberforth

3 жыл бұрын

@@jovansubrath7750 and Japanese that moved into the UK?

@midoriyashounen5466

3 жыл бұрын

@@jovansubrath7750 UA

"Were there any Polish students at Hogwarts?" JKR "Yes, Mike Wazowski, Slytherin"

@Nobody44112

2 жыл бұрын

"Yes, Stanisław Opresjanski Homofobian, Hufflepuff"

@jeffbezos3200

2 жыл бұрын

Impossible, Mike would have to be a Hufflepuff

@edamame1879

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffbezos3200 but he's green

@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffbezos3200 he was a pretty ambitious guy. Dead set on his dream of becoming a scarer in Monsters University, extremely obsessed with getting the scare record in Monsters Inc. I’d say that Mike was a pretty Slytherin dude.

@jeffbezos3200

Жыл бұрын

@@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 he really did better in comedy, but I guess he did work pretty damn hard to get in versus Sully who was born with the talent

I remember so excitedly sitting down to watch this in the theater (I am also one of the three people who liked the first fantastic beasts) and leaving with more confusion and despair than I had ever previously experienced