Its almost like when you start making racist comments, people will say you're racist. Weird concept.

@KennyEspling

6 жыл бұрын

I think the technical term is White Genocide? ;)

@maryanneslater9675

6 жыл бұрын

It could also be the charges against his companies for discriminating against black tenants, being snarky about Native American casinos, and being a turd about Obama's birth certificate, all of which happened long before he ran for president. Somehow Donnie Jr missed all that.

@scelestus1353

6 жыл бұрын

God this presidency is a nightmare. I forgot about all that shit.

Well played! Calling a narcissist a chicken just might work.

Humor gets us through life,thanks Colbert.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

As hilarious as that chicken skit was, it's really mind boggling that a sitting US President is prohibited by his own lawyer to cooperate in an investigation because he would contradict himself...

Mueller:... Mr Trump? Trump sweating profusely Mueller: Mr Trump? I asked you a question. Trump: I ah.. I'm... could you repeat the question please? Mueller: Would you like to sit down?

@IamErik31

6 жыл бұрын

Mueller: Mr. Trump, what is your name? Trump: Ummm.... ummmm.... (starts shifting his eyes) This is a trick question! Fake News!

@danstiver9135

6 жыл бұрын

But only mammals sweat. That's why Trump's hair is fake, to hide that he's a hairless reptilian.

@idjles

6 жыл бұрын

A pathological narcissist and psychopath doesn't ever sweat.

@bluestivy9975

6 жыл бұрын

lmaooo😭😭

@Locoote03

6 жыл бұрын

trump would try to threaten Mauller with death, not his directly but Maullers family.. and quite frankly Trump has the money to do it. I just hope justice prevails..

“A lot of people have called Donald Trump a racist, but only because of what he says and does.” -Stephen Colbert, 2018

@Viper3220

6 жыл бұрын

phily jr - Fuck trump and fuck antifa. I hope they both burn in hell

@Tracymmo

6 жыл бұрын

When someone names Jackson and Sharpton as their top examples of black Americans, you know they are talking out their ass. They have no significant contacts with African Americans, and they haven't watched news that isn't Fox for about 20 years.

@Qorelin

6 жыл бұрын

The right has been trying to promote antifa as a dangerous organization by faking facebook groups and gatherings. If anything, the right is responsible for antifa as a group, since the organization doesn't actually exist. This is just like how america created Al-Qaeda and then later ISIS so they can have something to point fingers at and claim to not be racist, while being super racist.

@ZenCorvus

6 жыл бұрын

Qorelin you get your facts from a hack comedian on a corporate station via cable. Youre calling out the right when your source is Colbert, holy shit. Seriously, Colbert fans are not only ignorant as shit but arrogant. Probably something to do with constantly reinforcing your own beliefs.

@pedrosmith4529

6 жыл бұрын

And thinks

THAT CHICKEN JAB OMG THAT WAS FUKIN LEGENDARY WHY ISMT EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT IT

@kambolekabwe740

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly... that was too funny and no comments on it.. come on people

@stuti.sharma.ranchi

6 жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT. MY GOD COLBERT'S CALM FACE. LEGENFUCKINGDARY.

Donald Trump knows words. He has the best words. And all Don Jr. inherited from his father is the this.

You just know someone is racist when they say "I'm not racist, I have a black friend."

@TopSniper33

6 жыл бұрын

Or I have a picture with a Black Person

@noneya1238

6 жыл бұрын

KatarinaTVD He didn't even say they were friends, just said he took pictures with them.

@jjsprite20

6 жыл бұрын

that's all trump supporters reply with old pictures with him and black celebrities like that exonerates him from being racist.

@karenfridie689

6 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA!

@russmartin9549

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not a racist and I haven't met a colored person since tee ball. I'm 46 now..

No thanks, you can keep they XYZ....AND the this!!

Trump can't stop himself from committing perjury. All Mueller has to ask about is his inauguration crowd.

@Takkiebos

6 жыл бұрын

cgimofo a broken system doesn't produce a lot of functioning products.

@MrBiniam65

6 жыл бұрын

cgimofo because “LOCK HER UP!!”

@angelacole1270

6 жыл бұрын

State of the Republic lmao

I'd still vote for Mrs. Roy Moore's "One of our attorneys is...[dramatic pause]...a Jew!!" as the #1 lame racism excuse of all time

Hold up!!! I laughed all the way through, BUT...that picture at the end with Jon Baptiste had me weak! I laughed so hard!

If someone told Trump that Obama wouldn’t testify, Trump would absolutely do it. Problem solved! 👌🏼

@MrRingworld

6 жыл бұрын

U mad genius!

@angelabluebird609

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but if Trump refuses and is subpoenaed, his lawyers can't go in the room with him...Either way works fine.

@russmartin9549

5 жыл бұрын

Anything to get ahead of Obama. Obama should publicly dare him to testify. That'd be badass. Trump would do it out of spite

Like father, like son! "All the this!" Unbelievable!!!

Racist son says racist dad not a racist

Spoiler alert: Because he'll be impeached!

@rexablett943

6 жыл бұрын

Ziontrainism - We can *only* hope!

@unevilGenius

6 жыл бұрын

No, because Muller doens't meet the high standards for interviewing the POTSU in person. Only the bootlickers from Fox&Friends do.

@Tantalus010

6 жыл бұрын

He won't be impeached as long as Republicans control Congress. If he has obstructed justice (and I fully believe he has), he _should_ be impeached, but everyone knows that the Republicans in Congress will continue to shield him, no matter what laws he breaks. The only chance of a Trump impeachment is if the Democrats take back Congress this year, and even then, the public is going to have to vocally _demand_ it of them, because once they're back in power, the Democrats will get all complacent and soft again.

@Tantalus010

6 жыл бұрын

@Lisa: Not true. Congress can impeach for "high crimes and misdemeanors," the legal definition of which can be basically anything they want. It does not have to be illegal.

_Eric : _*_FaTHer n0Oo_*

@martinaee

6 жыл бұрын

Has Seth been on Colbert yet? They need to have an epic special co-op "A Closer Look" segment when Trump is finally kicked in the balls.

@judioregan4210

6 жыл бұрын

martinaee - oh man. I'd get the popcorn and beer in for that one!

@HP-sx5gv

6 жыл бұрын

BEST COMMENT EVER......SETH IS GREAT TOO!!!

@steh8831

6 жыл бұрын

martinaee - brilliant idea

@jonhawk117

6 жыл бұрын

Because of Seth I can now only hear that as Eric's voice. One of the best things to come out of his show.

The American presidency is slowly but surely turning into a southpark episode...

@animorph17

6 жыл бұрын

Have you seen actual southpark as of late? They've had to start doing serious and complicated stories involving personal growth and straightforward concepts because the writers realized not parodying things was the only way to keep it funny.

Colbert the Trump slayer

Don Jr. must have dipped into Daddy's medicine cabinet. He's garbling his words just like Donald did during his "United Shhates" speech.

Remember in a court hearing, Trump was asked what his net worth is, and he said it changes based on his mood? No wonder his lawyers are scared.

A comedy show host has to taunt the POTUS on national television making chicken noises for him to appear on investigative interviews. What a beautiful time for democracy!

@michaelgomez4405

6 жыл бұрын

Ashmita Nandy 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

@Ldarogeninga

6 жыл бұрын

take a fucking joke you snowflake 😂

@christophermichael8010

6 жыл бұрын

Don't forget last year tho... #****holster

@Ldarogeninga

6 жыл бұрын

Bob Trenwith I'm sorry, did the jokes hurt your widdle trump fan feelings hun?

@QuarterMan88

6 жыл бұрын

Democracy? Where?

Trump's eaten so much Chicken he's turned into one....at least as far as the Mueller investigation goes anyway.

@guymine1233

6 жыл бұрын

Steven Deaville he ate a chicken bone

Ah yes, nothing like watching someone give the equivalent of "My girlfriend lives in Canada, you don't know her but she's real, no you can't talk to her, she's super busy but she's totally real."

@CaptainEdMercer

6 жыл бұрын

Jerricola haha I remember some guys at school saying that. They even had pictures to show, but obviously someone they pulled from the internet. Ah good times, where I wasn't always stressed out. Except I hated my life and hated school. I guess nothing really changes haha

@raptormaster666

6 жыл бұрын

Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver, SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND, MY WONDERFUL GIRLFRIEND, Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in CANADAAAAAAA!

@rysun8709

6 жыл бұрын

Lol That reminds me of the Candorville comics

@Satya2btrue

6 жыл бұрын

Jerricola i

@Rainy-In-The-Desert

6 жыл бұрын

Jerricola She's a model too, don't forget!

Don Jr sounds like he's about to cry....

And we called Dubya incarticulate!

@RogueBoyScout

6 жыл бұрын

Dubya sounds like Shakespeare compared to the Head Cheeto...

Careful Don Jr.,if you keep it up you'll be put in the playpen with Eric

@AngieTheENTJ

6 жыл бұрын

Calisa Hardy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@StoutShako

6 жыл бұрын

You mean the basement, right?

@judioregan4210

6 жыл бұрын

Calisa Hardy - and there was me thinking it was the cupboard under the stairs, with nothing but a box of crayons to play with. Father... Noooo!!!

@NiecieSavo

6 жыл бұрын

I thought melania was in the basement so she couldn't escape.

@LexieFM

6 жыл бұрын

*sees Don Jr interview* SNL WEEKEND UPDATE GET ON IT

Cause he is guilty obviously 🙄 Destroying a great country like this shame on him. Every speech of his I’ve watched and tried to understand and try to accept, just go against everything humanity stands for. hey again Stephen just continue your awesome work big fan of yours

@aykarimba

6 жыл бұрын

rushil jalnawala The great country that voted for him. Trump is a symptom.

@CaptainEdMercer

6 жыл бұрын

rushil jalnawala yea I tried to understand too but then I came to terms with the type of people running this country. There's no good people, no heroes. Just money and blackmail.

@Locoote03

6 жыл бұрын

America has never been great and it never will be. Even with its military its a piece of shit country...

@bradpennartz

6 жыл бұрын

rushil jalnawala It is actually pretty standard practice for lawyers to not let their clients say much to investigators. It is mostly to protect you from accidentally saying something they can prove false. However, they usually will allow the investigation to question you, just on the stipulation the lawyers be in the room and you don't answer unless they say it is ok. However, Trump has a really bad habit of lying, even about things that don't matter like his crowd sizes and not knowing when to shut up or take orders. All Robert Muller would need is to catch him in ANY lie, not necessarily about Russian collusion, to charge him with pergury. They tried to do the same thing to President Clinton during his trial. I don't think Muller would try to sneak a conviction like that, and likely wouldn't need to. He just wants to give Trump his time to defend himself and his lawyers / political advisors are trying to keep him from giving Muller more ammo than he has.

@HotStrange

6 жыл бұрын

FrancesDomain The whole country didn’t vote for him. Hell he lost the popular so not even half of eligible voters (that actually went to the polls) voted for him. More like 1/8 of the country voted for him. And half of them now regret it.

"I have pictures with black people" is pretty convincing. I guess he's right.

What is it with the trump family and teeth? They don’t seem to be able to talk around them.

Don Jr sounds like someone who has had just got his wisdom tooth removed

@kevlow9494

6 жыл бұрын

Alternative Spicer Accurate

@lylaclare88

6 жыл бұрын

Alternative Spicer sounds he has some dental work that wasn’t done properly, my guess would be improperly fitted veneers. He must use the same dentist as daddy.

@YTfancol

6 жыл бұрын

Alternative Spicer Right. But in his case no wisdom was removed since he has none, just a tooth, lol

@jonok42

6 жыл бұрын

I just thought it sounded like he was going to cry, because people are mean to his daddy.......and his daddy is bigger than all of everyone else's daddy's, so there!😛

@ASMRyouVEGANyet

6 жыл бұрын

That comment made me laugh pretty hard

Don jr cried in the car after that interview

@MARYSSON22

6 жыл бұрын

Phyllisha Hart lmaoooo

@phyllishahart6111

6 жыл бұрын

Agent Fungus yea well it is their dad after all lol but he sounded soooo so hurt in that interview

trump to Mueller : ' I'm, like, really innocent. I'm a saint ...and a very stable saint at that ! '

"Colbert Fried Trump".....

Colbert is a national treasure

@234dilligaf

6 жыл бұрын

neoc. . Actually he's a national idiot, and so are you!

« Nobody calls me chicken, Biff »... Wait, since Biff Tannen was inspired by Trump, is my quote deeper than it sounds?

Lmao I usually wait till after a vid is complete to hit that like button, but that KFC jab got you a like faster.

@thegviantpath73

6 жыл бұрын

Zip Draw i didn't get that one. Could you please explain that bit?

@livingfailure3413

6 жыл бұрын

He's calling Trump chicken.

@thegviantpath73

6 жыл бұрын

Oh... Thanks😂😂😂

Oh Geez.... Damn that is so good!!! Chicken Trump

LmaO “The this” 😂😂 hahahahahahahahahhahahha

This team of writers and performers are crazy on point, bravo!

John Baptiste is amazing and probably the best band dude on all late night.

@brandonb2957

6 жыл бұрын

You Bet! His animal sounds and squawks totally add to the show. And his Joker laugh isn't creepy at all!

Trump is scared of Bernie Sanders and Robert Muller...

why does don jr always seem so hostile

@matsujonen

6 жыл бұрын

Julia H it's the cocaine

@DdDd-gd1rr

6 жыл бұрын

Julia H he's forced to defend dad, after Jr's emails on the trump tower Russian meeting leaked daddy makes him look stupid out of spite.

@maryhunter6389

6 жыл бұрын

Because his 'defense' is annoying. He either attacks others. Like 'how can he be racist?', 'You didn't call him racist when he wasn't president!'. Suggesting they only criticise him because he is president which frankly is insulting. Other times he uses arguments that are irrelevant and pretends they are valid. 'He's not racist! Look here are pictures of him with black people'. Which diverts the discussion about Trump being racist to whether or not pictures with black people prove you are not racist. It's not intentional, I'm sure. He doesn't strike me as overly intelligent. But annoying all the same.

@puddlemini

6 жыл бұрын

ooh we threw money at you guys, why arent you nicer? -_-

@maryhunter6389

6 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Daring - A bit like how you would feel when the president of the united states tweets about you by name to his millions of followers with an absurd nickname and an accusation that will rouse his not-so-smart supporters to scorn you. You mean like that?

Brilliant 😆

Don JR so coked out in this one

You have to wonder if a) Don Jr. knows exactly what's going on and is trying his best (which isn't very good) to put up a smokescreen, or b) he was dropped on his head a lot as a child.

"Donald Trump's Things and XYZ for the rappers and the this." should definitely be a real company." Also, gotta love how Junior wants to try to defend his father from allegations of racism by talking about black stuff and the one thing that immediately comes to his mind is "all these rappers". Because hip hop, african american culture, tomato, tomato, right? *_Right._*

Robert Mueller: Did you try to fire me? Donald Trump: No (perjury) Robert Mueller: Did you try to fire me? Donald Trump: Yes (obstruction of justice) 5th amendment is Trump's only option (but he only made it to the 4th before he got bored and gave up)

Trump should've hired Dewey, Cheatum & Howe. 😜

Trump is scared

@lonniedobbins778

6 жыл бұрын

Franklin enwere *Why was a devout race hater good friends with black rappers?*

@martinaee

6 жыл бұрын

To quote famous rapper and part-time black person, Lil John: "You scared! You scared! ... And the THIS!!!"

@wesleyrodgers886

6 жыл бұрын

And America is scarred..

@marysharkey1503

6 жыл бұрын

Lonnie Dobbins, that's your argument? You're in denial.

@fist-of-doom487

6 жыл бұрын

America isn’t scared, it’s angry.

*Other than his non- working brain ,does Donald Jr have a speech impediment ?... He sounded funny.*

@LordAaronus

6 жыл бұрын

YTfancol according to Seth Meyers Eric Trump is the weird one

@beccalowry6437

6 жыл бұрын

YTfancol I think he’s just been hitting the rage pipe a little too hard 😂

@brainrich1358

6 жыл бұрын

He sounds like when he's confronted he's starting to cry.

@LordAaronus

6 жыл бұрын

if he was saying what we wanted to hear he'd get an aneurysm from all the insincerity

@scrunchycrumbundles8013

6 жыл бұрын

YTfancol cocaine and panic.

Im just so confused why Is Trump so Terrified of talking about this stuff? Its almost as if he has something to hide and knows hes running out of excuses...

Since the clown prince has come into office I always feel somewhat worried when I watch political satires. The scene from “V for Vendetta” when Gordon, the talk show host, puts on a skit making fun of the chancellor comes to mind. Then I just keep thinking, “be careful Stephen the fingermen are going to break into your house and drag you away!” It’s sad when that thought isn’t something I can dismiss as absurd.

Wow! Don Jr. looks and sounds like he's about to burst into tears! He must be scared shitless.

BURN!!!

Damn! 2:02 Stephen had the "You are too fucking scared to do it!" look .... lmao . That's the first time i see Stephen with a hard look in his eyes... Wow!

Is it just me or does it sound like Trump Jr has a speech impediment?

@judioregan4210

6 жыл бұрын

Colerss92 - he has a family genes impediment - he's a Trump.

The Chicken-in-chief had bone spurs, remember..

Bahaha that fried chicken bit was hilarious. Colbert is bold and I love it!

Someone tell McDonald that Obama would have no problem talking too Muller......!! That should do it!!

Don, Jr. seems to have a denture whistle.

That was savage. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is the best show in american tv right now!

Wow It takes Don jr talking to leave a guy speechless. I wonder what effect he has on women

@maryhunter6389

6 жыл бұрын

Not much xD

The master of shade I swear lol say it man!

Stephen comedic genius and delivery are always top notch

"No, Sh*t, and Sherlock! Brown-shoe firm!" You and your writers are fantastic!

lmao. im black. i love it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Stephen!!!!

LOL that end bit taking a pic with john, that was gold

Stephen Colbert... You are BRILLIANT. God Bless you and thank you for your talent.

SBO Statement of the blindingly obvious. T jr truly is thick!

Is XYZ a rapper?

Oh i think i know when the chiken his ... " Bowk...Bowkah... Bowk....Bowkah " FANTASTIC!!!

That chicken thing was Awesome! 👏👏👏😀

Stephen Colbert for president 🤪

Trump has tiny hands.

Don Jr's interview is incredible 😂

"Man bitten by a radioactive Wilford Brimley, Ty Cobb." Just too funny. LOL

I think Eric Trump is going to be OK. From what I've read, Eric Trump is kept out of the loop because he has something resembling ethics.

Honestly why do his sons grease their hair? Just icky. And he was terrible then duh.

That chicken joke was hilarious!!! On point!!!! Dust that shoulder Stephen Colbert!

Almost shat myself with that Chicken bucket part 🤘😝🤘

I am still waiting for my invite to Trump's exclusive fundraiser for "Things & XYZ, For The Rappers and The This" black tie gala event. Maybe I can get some photos taken with black people.

🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔

Another LOL Video Thank You We all need a laugh in times of TREASON

You light up my day Stephen Colbert. So funny monologues 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

its like uday defending Saddam.. shit storm

Didn't trump in his own book wrote something like black people are bad with money and I want Jews to do my accounting?

Tell Trump Obama spoke to Mueller. Trump will get there with bells on singing like a bird.

Great clip. Thanks Stephen

trump presidency is atleast the best thing that happened to stephen

@stevers17

6 жыл бұрын

All comedians and talk show hosts are the only ones to benefit, besides the rich, unfortunately.

I have no comment.

@TheFriendlyTroll

6 жыл бұрын

Well, please write one. I could use a laugh.

@rexablett943

6 жыл бұрын

Yes you do. Lol

@rysun8709

6 жыл бұрын

Wow It takes Don jr talking to leave a guy speechless. I wonder what effect he has on women

@judioregan4210

6 жыл бұрын

fidorover - holy crap. When things get so bad, even a comedy genius is silenced. And that in itself speaks volumes.

@madarauchiha1501

6 жыл бұрын

TheFriendlyTroll here’s one the Russian scandal is fake news by democrats theirs no evidence he colluded his co workers might’ve but their not him so he did not collude and he has brought up the economy and black unemployment 3 twice as much then Obama ever did and currently our best president to date

Last pic is one of the greatest moments of this show hahahaha

LMFAO!!!....Steven Colbert never fails to crack me up!!!!

Donald Trump jr. is not very good at interviews, to say the least.

@DavidGuild

6 жыл бұрын

*AnimalzyNL* Come now, he's better than his daddy. At least he can occasionally form a complete sentence.

@noneya1238

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah don't you miss when they were better at deceiving us?

Brilliant!!

Nothing better than watching Stephen Colbert taunt Trump first thing in the morning! :D

Looks like Don Jr. found the crack jar.