Indigestion a la mode.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

Жыл бұрын

You shoulda heard what I cut out. The ones I left in were important to the plot.

I will not accept any Cobra slander. The King has provided me with some of the best nights that my friends have had to tell me about.

@sosawayne0114

4 жыл бұрын

For a malt liquor it’s pretty low on percentage. When it’s fresh I think it’s pretty good

@mattberg6816

4 жыл бұрын

Sosa Wayne 01 I do prefer it over other malt liquor but the level of dehydration after two is just brutal

@sherrycambridge1531

3 жыл бұрын

pu

@michaelbrewder9508

3 жыл бұрын

Must be OE 800 H G reg. OE does nothing for me at this point

@mara10na4ever9

Жыл бұрын

This is the truth and nothing but the truth, king cobra will always have a special place in my heart lmao

King Cobra & Old English 800; the official drinks of that motel without a lobby that offers discount weekly rates.

@dorkknight413

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the ones with hourly rates to

I personally would have paired those two fine beverages with spray cheese on ritz crackers. However your choice of convenience store frozen pizza was also to be commended! Bravo sir!

I’ve never thought of a good beer to pair with cheap no name frozen pizza! You sir are a genius! You make life worth livin’!

This is one of the comfort videos I come back to after a long day, even after all these years.

No Edward 40-hands 9/10

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

That was part of the brainstorming session- but because of the drinking I forgot.

I love malt liquor, absolutely love it! With some pizza.... holy crap. That's a good day off right there.

Well, Mark, before this video, I was only maybe going to call child protective services...

LOL... " I try to convince myself at least two dozen times a day my hair isn't thinning." Best line of the video!

Slurps the malt liquor from the counter. Ah I see, another man of culture.

Yo when I was 17 I worked at a shoneys buffet and the manager would walk across the street to a gas station and buy a gang of king cobras and stuff them in the ice machine for the closers to get trashed while we spayed down the floors. Great memories.

Subscriptions from ghetto library computers just increased 10%.

@mr.zardoz3344

4 жыл бұрын

That is too funny. And probably true.😂

@Poopsydaysie

3 жыл бұрын

@Roderick Harper I believe the joke is that poor people would be looking up cheap malt liquor reviews

You are absolutely hilarious. One of the only "KZreadrs" I would want to share a drink with.

I love that resentful look you give right before you take that first drink.

I'm from LA I grew up in the hood I don't think there's anything wrong with those malt liquors they taste great to me but this was a hilarious video

I've spent time in a wet ditch after drinking some King Cobra. And by some, I mean a lot. Never again.

The Red Barron Pizza is the perfect recommended pairing for both of those barely passing for beers!

Very nice review!!!

You just crushed that review!!!! A very golden quality video

A dude at a party literally vomited out half the cobra he just drank onto the floor and then proceeded to drink more while sitting in his own liquid vomit, that's all you need to know about king cobra

Definitely need more of this guy in my life. We love you! Subbed :)

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks dude!

Mickey's 40oz and Flaming Hot Cheetos were my mistake of choice....

When I was a junior in HS it was 1975 and Schlitz Malt Talls were king of change counting Fridays. Mickey's Bigmouth were when you could afford food to go with. I never quite got to Colt 45, I was suspicious of any brand that could afford TV commercials. The ladies got Boons Farm Strawberry Hill Wine, which was better than chloroform in a hanky and a bottle of rufies.

King Cobra was my favorite drink as a teenager I loled so hard at this

This is my new favorite channel

You are the GOAT of whatever this is called!! Good Job My Friend!!

I've been waiting for this video my whole life .

My God.... You've gone and done it... Reviewing the best of the best. And is that a red baron pizza? You are truly a man of culture.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

The thing is, my love for red Barron isn’t ironic.

@albinorhino9276

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlohaBlade I don't know why but it tasted so much better when it was in a box, and a circle! Is my mind playing tricks on me?

@andrewperry4175

2 жыл бұрын

@@AdvancedKnifeBro red baron is the only true freezer pizza

Best beer video!! Great job!!

Anyone else remember the Krazy Horse 40's that 7 11 used to sell? That was our weapon of choice back in the day. Hilarious video man. Thanks for sharing! Your particular brand of humor is unique and addictive.

This video brought me great joy.

King Cobra forever!!

Awesome vid bro.....!!!

I went to a party back in the early '90s in Lindsay California with some Stoner metalheads and they had a keg of King cobra. I'll never forget that night. They also had a band playing named bludgeon.

Love your beer reviews. I guess this counts as beer to. Keep em coming bro.

Seen 100 knife videos but didn't know you had several advance beer bro video. Nice job I feel better about drinking now! I'm normal!

Great Video. I am not even sure we have this kind of drink here. Glad you had fun with it.

Not seen you before, this has made me chuckle 😆

I found no mention of the word "Jimping" quite refreshing. Thumbs up Knife Bro!

Best "beer" reviews on You Tube! Thank you!!!

8 BALL ❤❗Started drinking Olde E in high school , still drink it to this day. Damn I miss the glass 40oz bottle's though.....

@Akumaten1

3 жыл бұрын

Tell me about it!! That plastic bottle shit pissed me off when they started that.

This is the quality content I sub for.

I ve never even heard of this brands of urinal water before but I am glad I know their subtle yet offending differences Thank you sir

Wow really amazing video!!!

Thanks for filming, passing on all three

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Your loss. .... Of appetite

only so often do you find something this fresh on KZread

I appreciate you doing this for science.

This review is legendary

I gotta go with the colt, wrapped in a paper bag for some extra flavor. This, and mad dog, have been there through some of the best times of my life, ending up face down in the gutter. And speaking of a kick to the groin, that usually comes after several bottles of the colt, and staggering into a “massage parlor”. Usually have to pay extra for that, however.

@diogeneslantern18

10 ай бұрын

Don't forget your two zig-zags ☝️

Today my toddler melted down in the middle of Publix like her middle name was Reactor 2. In a terrible mood I pulled up this video after the dust had settled, looking for a cheap laugh and wow, did this deliver. Thanks for being really fucking funny.

I got a hangover watching this.

Thanks for this video, it’s a true brew review👍 big thumbs up and an extra subscription.

Perfect timing! Numbed the brain ache caused by Pete's advocacy movie.

@mickkeim4142

5 жыл бұрын

Bill Call, mmmh Pete? I think I know him, don’t I?

The title is so honest that i want a malt liquor right now cool bro

I feel like a fitting follow up to this would be a full series of so-called “Old Man” beers. Olympia, Rainier, Schlitz, etc. You’ve already reviewed Hamm’s, another classic yellow American adjutant lager.

@UtahPiper88

5 жыл бұрын

Finding a 30’s roadster under a pile of empty beer cans would be heaven!

I like the title of this video. It's much gooder than anything I would call it.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

4 жыл бұрын

It really get some people’s knickers in a twist.

KZread just suggested this video to me after I've already viewed, liked, and commented... I'm not angry 😎

Excellent!

I know I'm a couple months late to this video, but I just want to shout out the excellent, very funny writing for this one. I will check out more of your videos.

When I was growing up Old English and Private Stock were considered the higher class 40oz. St.Ides had and prob still does the highest alcohol content of any 40oz I know of including Steel reserve.

I fucking love your beer reviews!!!!

I quit drinking years ago out of self defence, I used to drink a lot of Mickey' s malt liqueur. To me it seems the Old English is the clear winner because of the safety bottle and the amazing look on your face when you were pouring into the glass.

@CrashCarson14

Жыл бұрын

Safety bottle 😂

The greatest video ever made!

My wife is not amused but ive watched it three times now.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

If it makes you feel any better, that’s how my wife felt. “Do you have to swear?”

Exquisite food pairing

Finally, a review of quality after chopping (or during) beverages. However the review was distinctly lacking in the area of head. I’m sure others in this list are concerned about the quality of head you get with these malt beverages. Please comment on this key component in future malt beverage reviews. Aside from lack of discussion of head quality, its an excellent video.

This dude commentary is legendary 💯😂

Please make the extended version available soon because I am sure it is more gooder! Ooops! I mean, the *most* gooder!

40 Oz and Red Baron. The Life💯

"Notes may vary...the lingering smell of firecrackers." Classic.

I needed a laugh. Thank you. I wish you 1 million subs just for this video.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

If I get a half dozen- which is more realistic it’ll be worth it.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe that’s the OE talking

@grumpyoldwizard

5 жыл бұрын

Could be the killer bite of the King Cobra? Nah, I stay with 1 million. That could be the cobra venom talking though...

What we’ve all been waiting for

You missed the king of malt liquor, Schlitz as well as his faithful sidekick Colt 45. But in a pinch go for the “Mean Green”

@mickkeim4142

5 жыл бұрын

John Scarborough...yes, isn’t that bio-degradable? Good choice.

You sir.....are amazing.

In my country, it still can be called "beer". Also, our strong versions typically have 8-8,5% of alcohol (everything that contains more would be taxed). Personally, I love strong beers with around 6% alcohol.

Yah knives are the greatest thing ever but this is the content that puts you just above the rest of the reviewers!

That drink and food pairing also goes good with court dates for divorce, DUI, or tryin to get your kids back from the gov'ment.

@jackfarmboy

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 , nailed it

@unklecorky2181

4 жыл бұрын

who the hell would want there kids back from the government?!

I subbed I like ur humor 🤣

These malts liquor beers was the shit back during the 80s & early 90s. Now I can't stomach none. 🤣🤣🤣

@mickkeim4142

5 жыл бұрын

VQMAN...I thought it was the 60s and the early 70s

@catsandalcohol99

4 жыл бұрын

I'll drink these on your behalf, old man.

Brings me back to college with that sweet embrace of the gutter being king cobra.

Skint alchies and students make do with Special Brew and cider here in Blighty. The flavour extravaganza of the famed 40 of gangster rap lore remained a complete mystery to us until now. Cheers!

@stoneblue1795

5 жыл бұрын

Do what now?

Alkaline Trio's Olde English 800 comes to mind. Pure class my man.

Glad to see you honing your “Advanced-parking_lot-skillz,” you are a great example for....well, never mind. But thanks for another great video!!

City puddle, that’s some next level tasting notes!

FN great review as always hahahahah

I have literally no idea why I just liked this. but I did...

Nice video

you deserve more subs

Please never change Advanced Beer Bro!

Loved the video lmfaoo

I don’t even drink but find myself watching these lol😂

I was drinking a Weihenstephaner Hefe Weissbier while watching this, it helped.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

It helps to be drunk to enjoy any KZread video.

I would choose the racoon, they got some REAL busy little dexterous fingers. I used to drink more of both of those beers than I can clearly remember, but it's been so long I didn't even know OE800 came in plastic bottles now. Great vid, AKB, you topped off my weekend juuuuust right. By the way, I don't know if you take recommendations for beer to try, but I would highly urge you to check out the Allagash Brewing Company's 'Curieux', that is hands down the best beer I have ever tasted. Later, tater.

"Olde English 800, cuz that's my brand. Take it in a bottle, 40, quart, or can. Drink it like a mad-man, yes I do. Fuck the Police and a 5-0 too." Truer words have never been spoken, my friend Eric.....

Honorable mention to Colt45. Nice.

absolutely perfect pour at 1:00 can we just all appreciate that

LIKE A “BOSS”! or not 😉👍🏻 Great vids.

Neither one of these will ever make it into my mouth, but thanks for the hilarious video! One burning question that I do have is, do they taste better when concealed in a bag??

@mikegee6523

3 жыл бұрын

Yes ! 😂

They both taste great to me I love Malts