The love is so mutual. ❤️

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

I'd pin this one, but Joe Dirt deserves it!

@maxwellmortimermontoure7274

2 жыл бұрын

I love you both

I was a Paramedic for 13 years. I once went on a call to a pay-by-the-night motel for a guy that was "dead". He immediately regained consciousness when the prostitute he was with tried leaving with his 12 pack of Steel Reserve. That's when I knew it was good shit.

Ride of the Valkyries, rot gut beer, big chopper and you dressed like a Carhartt model. I think an Oscar nomination is in order. Once again you have made an old man's day.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks man!

This video made me go back in time to yesterday and tell my family that I am no longer as thankful for them as I am for AdvancedKnifeBro videos.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

All I ask for people is: for them to like me more than their family. I am thankful for your thankfulness.

@Eldofarmboy

5 жыл бұрын

ElyssaAnderson what's not to love? The guy's a nutcase with a big ass machete. You can have the worst day ever and by the end of his video you're laughing maniacally

I don't care too much for 85% of the products you review but I keep coming back because you're that entertaining. Thanks for keeping this channel trash

I love reviewers like you who show true practical use of an item, like flaying your hands spinning and chopping at branches while under influence.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

3 жыл бұрын

Like if not that, what are these made for?

@Cypeq

3 жыл бұрын

@@AdvancedKnifeBro exactly that 😂 there was no sarcasm 😂 10/10 content.

If Joe Dirt's happy-I'm happy.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@Stahlwerk88

5 жыл бұрын

I heard that Buffalo Bob guy stuck a road flare up his bung hole.

Wow. I was waiting the whole episode for you to chop the can and you did! You did an amazing job building the tension.

Your Cold Steel videos are the best knife vids on KZread. Thanks for the laughs.

I come back and watch this every year or two. It brings a tear to my eye.

i gotta say i love the way your mind works man! keep up the awesomeness!

All out of bubble gum... i knew at that moment the level of AKB was gonna be turned to 11. Also did you notice the cool shockwave effect during the slow mo. Pretty sweet. Bravo man 12.47 out 9.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah... I like the effect. I think it's the iphones autofocus feature. I can[t quite figure it out, but it makes it look cooler.

It’s really hard to believe how well done your videos are.

This is high art. Never has there been a better use for Wagner.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Wagner would love KZread!

Best blade reviews I e ever subscribed to here, seriously hilarious and witty dry ASF perfect!

This channel is a gift. The content is so honest its kind of mind boggling. Sharp pieces of metal are cool, and screw making up excuses as to why we need them. Other channels beware.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

The other channels have been bewaring for years now!

Fire, sharp things, and alcohol. Best video ever!

Dude, I just recently came across your videos. I can't get enough. They're informative and thoroughly entertaining. I've got a serious bromance going.

This is the greatest piece of art I've ever seen

Bro you make me laugh like no one else. Brilliant.

YES all the videos in the beer review playlist at work in a row.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t think I have the Zima one in here. That’s an important one in the canon.

@madmusial

5 жыл бұрын

Caught that and already watched you sneaky bastard.

"This one has a very nice sheath, but costs about $140. So...it's for the microbrew crowd who like chopping things in their back yard, like an insane person." - I legit howled with laughter.

As a card carrying Mormon I can whole heartedly get behind and endorse 50% of the products in this video

This audio visual recording spoke to me, and it was gold.

Wagner, Beer and Cold Steel! Awesome review dude.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks man!

Uh wtf... Came here for a review and now my life has changed. You sir make epic videos.

Akb... Finding new ten minute ways to say, "it's just a flattened piece of steel with a sharpened edge" every. single. time. Brilliant. So so good... thanks, man.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

1055 steel!

@ebosspt

5 жыл бұрын

@@AdvancedKnifeBro The chopper or the beer can?

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

The carbon adds flavor!

@ebosspt

5 жыл бұрын

@@AdvancedKnifeBro So you're saying it tastes "carbon"-ated? :) #dadjoke_dontcare

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

I got dad jokes!

Words do no justice here. I'll simply say this might be one of the best productions ever created by man.

As always, kick ass review about important stuff! I love how you employ focused shots in your videos.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

I like how the bar for KZread is... at least it’s in focus!

@TheKnifeJunkie

5 жыл бұрын

Advanced Knife Bro not to be a jerk about the focus... I really dig other elements of your reviews as well ... you obviously take time to write and edit.

Monumental review Bro....epic blade, A Clockwork Orange poster and beer !

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

It's my framed record.

Seriously good production!

I completely agree with you about the length of this chopper. It was bought for me as a present and I eventually cut the blade down, so now the blade length is a total of 18". It's much easier to use while clearing brush

Another Emmy award winning knife review. My face still hurts from the 13 minute perma smile!

I've never laughed at a knife, or beer....... knife & beer... (Beife? Knier?) review before, but I did this time! Brilliance. Thanks so much for doing such fantastic work!

More cheap beer reviews please! You get drunk and I get drunk and a laugh, it’s win-win!

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Yay!

This was so good I got a little misty watching it. Bravo.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

FIRST. BLACK FRIDAY.

@stevenrobertson6656

5 жыл бұрын

Well done bro !

@TonberryShuffle

5 жыл бұрын

That feels like cheating.

Holy crap... My life will never be the same. Best knife review evahhhh!

i came across you because i was searching for reviews of the dewalt chainsaw. i'm not really into knives but your videos are pretty good man.

Yeah! New machete chopping and stuff Video! Now with slow-mo! Ten times more epic!

@jangounbrained

5 жыл бұрын

The Instagram Teaser really got me pumped.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Drink up!

And they say slow motion is over used🙂 👍👍

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Not for this shit!

An Absolute Masterpiece

Hilarious videos every time, keep rocking the full carhart brown haha

Well I think this may be one of your best, if not your best, blade review so far. Greatest job, Admiral Chucklehead

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

I’m running out of classical music! Remember when you said the Survive! Crowd was the worst? It’s the original 110 fans. Every few days I get one like the one that started the video.

@CedricAda

5 жыл бұрын

Advanced Knife Bro ohh yeah I havent had the pleasure of them, yet! I should definitely do a video

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah back then all knives were made out of brass, and if you don't like it you're a stupid millennial.

Whenever I watch your videos, it makes me want to get drunk. Not because your introspective humor makes me question my life choices, just because it sounds like a good idea.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Getting drunk is always a good idea!

Why am i just discovering your channel now?? This is amazing.

Epic chopping montage at the end, btw.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks man!

You done stepped up your game there Bro!

Epic chops!

Lost it with the jump spin! Bamboo and pumpkin carnage! Good call on pouring the beer on you to mask the piss smell. Great vid bro!

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Deer piss, obviously.

The crescendo of elegance at the end

Once the Wagner started, this ascended to visual poetry. Seriously. Like, I'm getting those single-tear-rolling-down-the-old-Native-American-man's-cheek feels. Remember way back when I told you about my Christmas wish and the tree and the wailing on thereof? In the deepest secret places of my soul I envisioned THIS!!! Except different... but I think you get where I'm going here. So anywho, how's Advanced Knife Baby 2.0 doing?

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

He's doing great man. Changed 3 or 4 poops already today!

@jhanks2012

4 жыл бұрын

Don't say "native American" lol that's liberal speak

This is the second video of yours I’ve watched and it’s amazing. Steelie wheelies!

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

What was the other one... I can tell you if they all get better or worse.

@backwoods_barbarian4134

5 жыл бұрын

Advanced Knife Bro the Hamms beer review. Have you done one on High Life yet?

Aww yeah. Steel Reserve is my go to whenever I am really broke, questioning my life choices, or feel I've done something wrong and need punishment. Usually all 3 at once.

@frankiewaters3756

5 жыл бұрын

Bill Green Black can 211’s to start off the punishment. After 2 questionable choices will be made!!

@bucksorel6805

2 жыл бұрын

It really sound like the 8.6 beer from the Netherlands that all homeless drunk drink here in France lol. I drink that 2 times a week sometimes it's a pleasure to drink a shitty beer that taste not so bad and is 8 degrees of alcohol 😆

Poetry, pure poetry!

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Roses are red im fukin druk

I got your sense of humor and subscribed!

Your videos are awesome dude 😎

This... this is why I'm subscribed. Cold steel and beer (if you can call it that). Plz... more.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Beer for people who think razorblades are too smooth drinking.

Great Video. You really gave it your all. Nice. Also great to see you again.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks man, hope you're well!

@alittleolder

5 жыл бұрын

@@AdvancedKnifeBro Thanks well you know me. Living the hard life.. buying a cashmere sweater on Black Friday. In my ZT 470 I was cutting up a Hugo Boss Carton and friends are giving me crap why I would had that. I am secretly dressing well but you know how it is.. that's not allowed it seems

Iam proud of u son ...lots of beer and sharp weapons....

Another perfect cold steel review!

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Someone hated it already!

@SeniorSupreme

5 жыл бұрын

Bastards!

best blade reviewer

Nice clock work orang,hay I bought one of these because of you

I loved everything about this.

That..was..beautiful..pure art.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

Thank you for such an entertaining video!

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching!

Simply majestic.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks man!

Coming from the uk. You are on funny bastard and it was the content I needed to see as well. Thank you

This is one of your best videos. Thanks, Joe Dirt.

@mr.joedirt8583

Жыл бұрын

You're welcome.

@CharliMorganMusic

8 ай бұрын

​@@mr.joedirt8583😂

@mr.joedirt8583

8 ай бұрын

@@CharliMorganMusic I have to come back and re-watch this video once a year. Makes me feel like I accomplished something.

ive just found my new favorite review channel. 😂 im dying. white lightning and corn flakes.

Another class video. You even ended with the money shot... walloping the bad beer in twain whilst wearing a saucy brown outfit and lapping up the foam. I really enjoyed it, but I kind of think I shouldn’t have. Keep up the great work. I’m off for a shower...

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Had to save the best for last. Now I want to waste a lot of beer.

Where has this channel been all of my life?! 😂🤣

@AdvancedKnifeBro

4 жыл бұрын

Waiting for you to make this comment!

Lynn Thompson would be proud. I hear he is the Chuck Norris of knife bro’s

Nice review! I'm quickly going to buy one of those ...... i meant... the beer obviously!

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Most people only need one!

I watched many a knife reviews, collected and own many knives myself, but Advanced Knife Bro is the only knife channel I subscribe to.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks dude! I'm trying hard to keep up the quality!

With out question, the best review ever!! Thanks!! by crush, I mean stocking! I'll be laughing about that one for years. Good job!!

This is a great video, but I'm equally impressed at how well that machete was woodsplitting.

This review needed to be made.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

And we can all die happy!

Just lovely. I wouldn't touch that "beer". But, ya know, whatever.... I ain't gonna judge. Also I like bearded hatchets, and clams. (See what I did there?) Oh! You chopped the beer just now! Joy! Great video Kevin. Hugs!

Aweome to listen to some Wagner while seeing someone chopping with some massive machete. That's what we expect from a knife channel! :D

I genuinely don't understand how this channel doesn't have 2 million subscribers because it's so hilarious and informative at the same time, I piss myself laughing whenever I watch any videos, the satirical/sarcastic humor is on a level most channels that do knife reviews don't achieve, the only other channel that makes me laugh like this is Cedric and ada, I love that you guys know each other and feature each other in some videos. Love the channel knife bro, we need more knife bros to subscribe to the grand master advanced knife bro. Stay drunk my dude -Kyle 😂

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Me either! Thanks man!

Love his humour

My favorite KZread channel for morning shits

@AdvancedKnifeBro

4 жыл бұрын

Make sure you wash your hands!

Loved the build up to the Steel Reserve “money shot” at the end! You got a little on your beard there! Wipe that off before going back in the house and pretend that it never happened.

i fuckin love you Advanced Knife Bro. You are my favorite knife review channel.

we all know the real reason of what the all terrain chopper is made for. we love it

Yes. I was tubing with some friends and we had a cooler of steel reserve. We all sat floating and drinking until we got to a shallow rapids area of the river. And we all stood for the first time in a few hours.... and just like that, ZANG, i was treated to a 250 lb buddy deciding to slip and slide down the rapids in just shorts..... from a run he supermaned onto slimy limestone rock shelf and water maybe 3 inches deep and went down the entire thing. On the other side he jumped up, bloody and red holding an inexplicable beer bong from the bottom of the river and a huge 2.11 grin....

Perhaps not the hero we need, but certainly the hero we Steel Reserve.

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

If Joe dirt wasn't pinned, and BladeHQ wasn't next in line because I'm a corporate shill- this would be pinned.

A video befitting the Cold Steel brand. Truly stupendous. I'll like my little Martindale No2 Golok (the crocodile). However, if I need to kill zombies one day, I will hunt down one these.

Praise the Lynn that was the most manly display of wanton chopping I ever did see...

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Lynn be praised!

Legendary

Love the chanel and the videos

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks man!

good review

Wow, that was impressive. I was expecting the same old hockey mask joke instead of a full Ride of the Valkyries chop fest. Well played. :-)

@AdvancedKnifeBro

5 жыл бұрын

This reminds me, I need to get a hockey mask.

Scorsese. Kubrick. Advanced Knife Bro. This was a masterpiece.

So many steel Rez stories. Been sober 8 years for a reason.

The last time I had Steele Reserve was the first time I had it... rough, but no judgement if that's your swing. Also, matching Carhartt, don't think I didn't notice.

Some sweet Clockwork Ultraviolence there .. Alex would be proud. 👍

Awesome!