John paul Johns also just has such a chaotic calm surfer boy oblivious stoner kid energy and i love him so much

@mchjsosde

4 жыл бұрын

He's such a chaotic good

@beegr8t

4 жыл бұрын

Claire Holliday i’m blown away by how incredibly accurate this is

@claireloveslouis6647

4 жыл бұрын

Betty gregoire like highkey tho and thank u

@Leshaun2002

4 жыл бұрын

I appreciate how Caucasian he is 🌮

@torsteinrocks

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist JPJ graduated Magna Cum Laude from the Busch School of Business and Economics.

He gives off chaotic golden retriever energy and I love it

@ellejay5024

4 жыл бұрын

You didn't say his name but we all know who you're talking about

@Leshaun2002

4 жыл бұрын

Why did you do him like that? 🤣

@cakelady8534

4 жыл бұрын

It’s funny how I know exactly what ur talking about 😂😂

@sailormarsrx

4 жыл бұрын

JPJ is actually Mr. Peanutbutter from Bojack confirmed !!!

@LookingGlassAlice8

4 жыл бұрын

Al Wa Nah he ain’t.

John Paul Jones is legit only there for time off of work and chicken nuggets...

@malena5026

4 жыл бұрын

Liz Z and he’s still more entertaining than the rest

@addisondebter9468

4 жыл бұрын

Liz Z he needs to hop back to work on the line memorizing train cause that “poem” was a struuuuuuggle 😬

@h-di4qd

4 жыл бұрын

does he even work? i think he has a trust fund

@assholebyginger

4 жыл бұрын

what work

@dylanmeyerson6284

4 жыл бұрын

@the only straight I am is a straight up bitch Im straight but the fact he is an analyst that graduated from business school (which im trying to become myself and is much harder than it sounds) AND he has the personality of a golden boy, oh boy i may just go gay

John Paul Jones is seriously and unironically just a riot and he Needs to find a girl what will appreciate him, his whole heart and soul

@chanelyoung9943

4 жыл бұрын

Victoria Rose me. That girl is me.

@beegr8t

4 жыл бұрын

Chanel Young you’re gonna have to fight me for him🤠

@chanelyoung9943

4 жыл бұрын

Betty gregoire I’m ready 🤠😳😂

@daniellemdepa

4 жыл бұрын

hopefully tayshia will

@yvettejadecanela2474

4 жыл бұрын

Chanel Young nah sissy jpj is my chicken nugget

the shot of blake just dancing when jordan was explaining the blake love pentagon literally KILLS me

@maryp.9057

4 жыл бұрын

Lunette Si I Screamed when I first watched that

@elizabeth.w.23

4 жыл бұрын

Bro in the intro where everyone is getting introduced Blake chose to do that disgusting dance?? I can’t even watch it, it’s so cringy. Like it makes me want to vomit

@wonderstruckaj

4 жыл бұрын

Love pentagon lol

@TheAmoristic

3 жыл бұрын

dead 💀💀💀

Okay but John Paul Jones needs kissing lessons ASAP, those girls are in danger

@genevieveb.2105

4 жыл бұрын

It is a travesty so hard to watch

@bryce5134

4 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain specifically what’s bad about it? Genuinely curious

@trshday3257

4 жыл бұрын

@@bryce5134 im not really a kissing expert but I can tell is definently not a smooth kiss, they dont look like theyre in a comfortable position, they keep stopping as if she doesnt know if its over or not then he goes back in its just weird

@yougotta2505

4 жыл бұрын

he's perfect

@yougotta2505

4 жыл бұрын

@@bryce5134 nothing's wrong with the way he kisses.

Hot take: John Paul Jones for Bachelor

@lordreyna6924

4 жыл бұрын

Allie Guerrini honestly who would they find to match his energy??

@migoreng7789

4 жыл бұрын

it would be sooo chaotic lmao

@amelie7802

4 жыл бұрын

he needs to learn how to kiss tho frfr

@chloe-sm8il

4 жыл бұрын

you me exactly, that would be iconic

@liliannemartin7494

4 жыл бұрын

YES I need more JPJ!!

Hannah G: *I feel attacked* Taysha: 👁👄👁❓

@mrsunmoon2010

4 жыл бұрын

Grace B that is because her whole life Hannah G has gotten by with her looks. No substance at all. Tayshia is just the more mature person. Was not at all. Hannah G is Barbie on the beach

@Sumi2379

4 жыл бұрын

Grace B you could tell she wanted to say so much in that moment but Lol her face said it all😂

@dianemccloud5990

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sumi2379 , agreed, I know Tayshaia has always came across as the mature person, and the look on her face was (or you f......ing kidding me), attacked would be yelling and screaming....even cursing at you...she needs to look up attacked..I agree with Tayshaia also, regarding knowing that she had a date with Blake. I also, agree with the Barbie on the Beach...because even with her and Dylan, they are really lovey dovey, hope they can handle real world issues/drama...

Dude I actually feel bad for Cam. I feel like something has happened in his life that caused him to really want and crave affection from someone. His line about the two phone calls bummed me out LMAO

@nolongergrey2981

4 жыл бұрын

megaatomicmuffin right. Like I feel really bad for him. And caellyn played him for a rose.

@christianrooks4610

4 жыл бұрын

You aren't using that word correctly.

@Sumi2379

4 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for him too bc caelynn clearly wasn’t into him and got his hopes up soo much.

@cuteboy3972

4 жыл бұрын

what line

@lambchopzzzzzzz

4 жыл бұрын

cute boy he said something like “in my mind there are two phone calls: one to ask for my partner’s parents’ permission, and the other to my parents”

JPJ has the face of Heath Ledger with the voice of Seth Rogen

@marjoriem5564

4 жыл бұрын

Alie you literally just described my dream man......

*tickled my jimmy a little bit*

@bellagarzia9653

4 жыл бұрын

I read this right as he said it😂😂

@chalseoko

4 жыл бұрын

But what does that even mean??? I've been wondering all week

@HannahMcow

4 жыл бұрын

chalseoko freaked him out

@nbbroxs123

4 жыл бұрын

chalseoko he felt it is his dick 😂😂

@noemipaniagua4490

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the part where I lost it

‘oh it’s a forever 21 commercial’ BAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I WHEEZED MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP STOP

@reyskywaka3202

4 жыл бұрын

omg I was drinking my juice and almost choked sksksksjsk

The worst part about Cam was when he was hanging with a couple others and one of the girls was like, 'Oh I forgot about you Cam" and he replied, "Yeah, people usually do." Haha

@mchanel.

4 жыл бұрын

So sad

Why is jpj napping like that in the pool? Homeboi looks like he was drowning 😂😂

@angelaraber

4 жыл бұрын

I read somewhere that it was because he didn’t get any sleep after throwing up all night from the hot tacos.

@firhoo3062

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelaraber Damn! What did that witch Jane put in those tacos

@angelaraber

4 жыл бұрын

In an interview with Chris Harrison, he said it’s a special kind of chili sauce called ‘Gringo Killer’.

@charityquill4965

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelaraber welp, that'll do it then. poor jpj XD

Incase Jordan didn’t make it clear, it’s his beach and he’s the Mayor.

I have a conspiracy theory that JPJ didn’t go all the way last season because of his kissing skills.

@amelie7802

4 жыл бұрын

Ya Ya i was watching him kiss and i was like ehhhh-_-

@AmaraEmme

4 жыл бұрын

Ya Ya not a conspiracy, Hannah also said she sent someone home bc they were a bad kisser

Poor Cam. Never gonna get a girl pregnant on this beach.

@maddiemainer

4 жыл бұрын

Cam is my literal biggest fear in a man

@NawiTheCore

4 жыл бұрын

Who's going to be the mother of his mother's grandchildren?

@KRLEEQ

4 жыл бұрын

Nahuel Lolololol 😂😂😂😂 ABC, Anyone but Cam Lol so sad but true

@Alex-zw7sr

4 жыл бұрын

@@maddiemainer Why, because he's insecure and sad? So you want what, a happy puppy? Grow up.

@maddiemainer

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Byars no because i could potentially die if I get pregnant (yay medical issues) and a man who imagines me as the mother of his children after just one date is terrifying

that "stay in your lane" from Luke P SENT. ME.

@elle-ob3qg

4 жыл бұрын

ME TOO LOLLLLL

jpj is loved to matter what, like chaoic energy with dumb surfer boi energy and its just so beautiful and lovely, why does no one on the show, just show him love and affection. hes just so wholesome and will give anyone love and its jsuyjdbfsidfsjp JUST GIVE THE BOI LOVE AND AFFECTION ALREADYYY

@briellehills486

4 жыл бұрын

one hell of a mess BUT HE KISSES LIKE A FISH

John Paul Jones was a theatre kid *change my mind!!!*

@afuantics175

4 жыл бұрын

the only straight I am is a straight up bitch actually he did theatre in college!

@Sarah_Joyce

4 жыл бұрын

He legitimately went to college for theater for a hot minute. I know people who were in his program at The Catholic University in Maryland. So he definitely is a theater kid of some sort

@boohooter23

4 жыл бұрын

He has band kid and theater kid energy. He probably played percussion or saxophone and did theater

@bridgetscott5785

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm

"Is JPJ okay?"

“Where should I put my shoes...” “Stay in your lane” “have you ever had a dream when you-you-That-you-you” STAOPP LMAO

no joke, i’m actually in love with john paul jones. he’s actually super cute and sweet and fun

I think Tayshia and JPJ would be great together ngl

@Ashak2001

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ratgirl669

4 жыл бұрын

YESSS

@AmetafJohora

4 жыл бұрын

YAAS QUEEN

@Sumi2379

4 жыл бұрын

Mary P. She said in a recent podcast she’s currently single so sadly idk 😩

@sunlit_autumn

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sumi2379 i heard that :'(. I hope she was just covering it up. but he also is going on two dates w two different chicks next episode, and the "sun tan lotion scene" (he like feels this girl upppp) that he has with one of the girls is super intense...

Jpj is reminding me of prince charming from Shrek

@ReaperInTheFlowers

4 жыл бұрын

seriously how fucking DARE you. JPJ is our himbo king who writes poetry?? and you compare him to mommas boy?

@zeera7080

4 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of Shrek for some reason

JPJ IS A LITERAL ANGEL also tayshia was completely right and hannah had no right to respond like that with the whole “ur attacking me” when she knows the drama happening and let blake speak for her when dylan wanted to talk to her

1. I’m so glad I’m not the only one who was incredibly uncomfortable watching Blake try to dance 2. Low key also feel SO bad for Cam, I think he’s just misunderstood on BIP 3. LIVING FOR JORDAN AND DEMI I LOVE IT OMG 4. Tayshia is a woke kweeeeen 5. Hannah needs to stop pretending she isn’t the one indirectly encouraging all the drama 6. Christian seems really violent and aggressive, 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 7. JPJ and the poem for Tayshia was the cutest thing to happen in the history of the bachelor franchise, period Edit: ALSO I like the heath ledger reference when you played I love you baby over JPJ

@chalseoko

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was like did JPJ already have it memorized? Bc I don't think they have books/internet while there

@katiafuller2708

4 жыл бұрын

chalseoko idk it looked like he had a paper w him so maybe it was on there???? Either way it was a pleasant surprise

@3presley

4 жыл бұрын

Kat F unpopular popular opinion: Blake isn’t good at dancing, he’s just moves more than most white males do

@angelaraber

4 жыл бұрын

tapply a What’s sad is that it appears that he thinks he’s really good. 😂

@TheDbzlova

4 жыл бұрын

What heath ledger reference?

OMG jpj is a BAD KISSER I would scream

@bgoumas

4 жыл бұрын

So much of his behavior is cringey. He’s just so gorgeous it plays as cute. He’s quirky not smooth.

@nahimgood4

4 жыл бұрын

@@bgoumas honestly yeah he is a real oddball but I feel like that is what makes him cuter. He's really awkward

@emilysyoutubechannel2259

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not his fault he’s literally full golden retriever

"is john paul jones ok?" * literally not even 5 seconds later * jpj: "oh, woah... tickled my.. jimmy a little bit"

Lol Jordan knew he wasn’t gonna get a rose so he figured he’d make an exit and save his boy clay 🤣 that boy makes EXCELLENT television, bravo to the producer who came across him

these people need to stop coming for my boy cam like so what if he’s a little sad he has a right to be their legit making fun of him for being himself!

@nolongergrey2981

4 жыл бұрын

Claire Holliday honestly. And his rapping isn’t “that” bad.

@claireloveslouis6647

4 жыл бұрын

just realized i said their instead of there im sorry guys 😔

@Delena00

4 жыл бұрын

@the only straight I am is a straight up bitch I find him eccentric, but I don't think he's that weird. He just seems like he's in a perpetual child state, idk.

@lordreyna6924

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not on board the “hate cam ” wagon.

@Sumi2379

4 жыл бұрын

the only straight I am is a straight up bitch Yall reaching lol he’s clearly just a bit desperate to find a partner but so are half the ppl there! If it was anyone else they wouldn’t be clowning so much

JPJ reminds me of Heath Ledger... Beyond the blond hair and strong jaw, it's the awkward and shy but charismatic tone of voice, and the way his lips naturally curls up at the ends. The edit of "can't take my eyes off of you " just brought it all together because it reminded my of a scene from '10 things I hate about you' in which HL sang that song... Just a feeling :) Oh both are performers too, but depth of performance is a whole other thing LOL

JOHN PAUL JONES IS MY RELIGION

You’ve got a big storm coming lmaooooo

How is this content free

It’s ironic the mayor of paradise is the one that starts stuff lol

“uhhh and hopefully uhhhh that RiNgS a B- hopefully that uhhhhh sheuhhhh isuhBOUT IT YuUuUuH”

is it bad that I feel more strongly about the bachelor/bachelorette/bip than I do politics

JOHN! PAUL! JONES! honey, you have outdone yourself with that poem

Jordan is an absolute legend and JPJ is an angel

I wonder if JPJ is the guy Hannah sent home for being a bad kisser... 😬

@jemmastar5649

4 жыл бұрын

probably 💀💀💀💀💀

@addisondebter9468

4 жыл бұрын

Curly Kay honestly.......................you may be on to something there 😬😳🙈

@TheFrozenPines

4 жыл бұрын

No Hannah said it was Jonathan

@rhiannon268

4 жыл бұрын

Curly Kay I was thinking this too!

I don’t even watch this show and I’m SCREAMINGG

I literally want a john paul jones.

John Paul Jones is basically Troy Bolton with better abs

YES MIKE NEEDS TO BE BACHELOR 🙌🏼 I loved that part

@minmalaika9971

4 жыл бұрын

We need a Black bachelor,and bc he's fine,sweet,caring,and derveres to find love.

@peaceloveGen

4 жыл бұрын

Yesssss he does! #MikeforBachelor

@thirstaefortae5057

4 жыл бұрын

He was one of the best! Hannah missed out

@minmalaika9971

4 жыл бұрын

@@thirstaefortae5057 I loves your profile pic. I Love Yoo is a great webtoon

@thirstaefortae5057

4 жыл бұрын

Malaika Tapela It is! Glad it’s back

Was skipping to the parts with John Paul Jones and saw a man sleeping in a pool, immediately knew it was him. The man. The myth. The legend.

I love John Paul Jones so much it hurts

John Paul Jones is literally the spirit of a golden retriever in a human body

7:35 “please don’t wreck that piñata” 7:36 **“That piñata’s getting wrecked”**

Everyone is really mean to Cam. It reminds of how people acted in highschool, it's cruel.

Im rooting for JPJ and Katie, aka my crack head King and Queen, and I'm very happy that they havr budding relationships. ALSO;Hannah IRRRKKKS, Nicole IRRRKKKSSSS, Christian IRKKKKSSS, Caelynn IRKKKKSS, and Blake IRRRKKKKSSSSSSSSS

@shawolsindaa.r.m.y9284

4 жыл бұрын

@the only straight I am is a straight up bitch 😂😂😂

Jordan is a skinny legend and I’m so glad he’s here

I need to marry jpj now

I have never once watched a single episode of the Batchelor or any other variation of the show and yet I have watched over 15 of these Batchelor crack videos and I am FULLY LIVING. I have no clue who John Paul Jones is but he is my favorite.

Jpj is the only reason I’m watching bachelor in paradise. He’s like that hilarious best friend in an action move that just takes you away from all the serious. He must be protected at all costs.

i have not once seen this show but john paul jones just keeps me watching these dang

John Paul Jones is THE man and no one can tell me otherwise

LMAOOOOOO EDITING ON POINT I WAS DYING THE WHOLE TIME

Poor Cam. That’s the recap of BIP so far.

PROTECC DYLAN AT ALL COSTS

@hex0578

4 жыл бұрын

^^^

@firhoo3062

4 жыл бұрын

He's such a precious bean

@nolongergrey2981

4 жыл бұрын

He’s too clingy.

@nolongergrey2981

4 жыл бұрын

Fr. He became clingy so quick. It’s not even cute.

@spawnymint

4 жыл бұрын

He’s super clingy, but also I think Hannah needs to tell him to back off a little

JPJ Jokes Are 👍👍👍👍❤❤❤❤

I LIVE FOR THESE please don't ever stop

this is the best bachelor in paradise crack i’ve seen

Don’t watch the bachelor, don’t get most of your references, but by god you know how to edit an entertaining video. It also helps how everyone is so gorgeous

Cam redemption arc

Thank you for the Mike, Colton, and Nick disclaimer. I’m tired of telling people 100 times that he can still be the Bachelor. I’m not even exaggerating this number. Constantly on FB, twitter, Instagram, and reddit I’ve been saying this to people because people keep saying “oh no, he can’t be Bachelor.” That argument has been broken twice in the last few years. If anything it seems like you should be on paradise if you want to be the male lead. Lol. Also, how is Tayshia attacking Hannah? She was talking to her pretty calmly, just saying. Tayshia was left in the dark by everyone except Kristina. But it took Kristina a while to even tell Tayshia what was happening. Also, JPJ attempting to memorize a poem is the cutest thing.

I LOVE Jordan on this season! I love how he acts like he is the god of the beach. He is a GOD!

update: chris harrison said that the front runners for the bachelor are tyler, peter, and mike

@gabbylebrun8908

4 жыл бұрын

laura auden honestly... we been knew

@hyde1893

4 жыл бұрын

if it isn't mike or john paul jones, im protesting

Y'all I'm French and I don't know what is this show or what it's about but I need to watch more. I've never heard the name John Paul John nor know who he is but man i'm rooting for him

2:56 SENT ME DJSJSJ But for real if mike doesnt become the bachelor I will riot

JPJ is such a dream boat

"go buy a pair of espodrilles" 😂😂

when cam said 😌 i felt that

Also: that Coco edit had me near urinating myself. And speaking of pee, when Cam was staring forlornly at the ocean that wave that crashed on him gave him pee pants. Poor guy. Insult to injury.

Lukewarm take: this show is making me really dislike Hannah g. If she does end up with Dylan, I hope he watches this and rethinks some things. No one deserves to be second choice. Also never really cared for Tasha, (spelling?) but now I want to be her friend. What are other people's thoughts on Hannah? I'm interested

@courtneycoleman6849

4 жыл бұрын

Hannah’s kinda coming across as the pretty girl that’s always gotten her way and doesn’t know how to handle conflict in a mature and clear way. She’s saying one thing to people’s faces to satisfy them while continuing to hurt them behind their back. Even just the way she responded to Taysha shows a lot about her maturity level and lack of personal responsibility. All taysha was saying was she wished she was honest about her past with Blake then Taysha wouldn’t have gone on that date with him which only complicated things for everyone on the show. Hannah took that as an attack instead of constructive criticism from a friend. A mature response would be to apologize and admit your faults thus far and let them know that you’re still human and you’re trying to best to figure it out. I hate this generation and the “hater” mentality, there’s nothing wrong with accepting criticism and growing from it

@Sumi2379

4 жыл бұрын

Courtney Coleman literally spot on! Also, Hannah G is being vague to Dylan about everything. If she wants to date multiple people she has to be very honest/transparent about her feelings (she acts like she doesn’t have feelings for Blake but her actions show it). And telling Dylan she went out with Blake two weeks after they met was a shady move smh

I literally have notifications on for this i fucking LIVE for your videos thank u queen for blessing us omFG

i’ve never watched an episode of the bachelor/bachelorette/bachelor in paradise but i’m addicted to watching these videos and now i feel really invested in what happens

Been coming back to this video for years, I love it so much. I can’t stop replaying 0:44-0:48

these videos are what keep me going 🥰

I don't even watch the bachelor but these edits are SENDING ME

i won’t lie there’s probably no one I love more than john paul jones what an icon

Thank you for editing this the way it should have.

I love your edits omg

I love you for making these lmao

You make the best edits I dont even watch the bachelor but I watch all your videos I love it

This is your best work yet

I swear to GOD if Mike isn’t the next bachelor I will RIOT

@sunlit_autumn

4 жыл бұрын

SAME

okay, AWESOME. I love words. -Jordan *me on the essay section of literally any test*

jordan went from being an angsty mess to my chaotic favorite and i refuse to say otherwise

Poor Cam. :( I thought he was weird at first but he's actually one of my favorites now ❤️

This video is drop and roll, try to breath HILARIOUS!! LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!

Anyways... mike for bachelor

Omg this was the best! Subscribed, my friend.

I live for these edits no joke, the circus music gets me every time

adding in the gma clip before mike gets me everytime!! we stan!!

I love and appreciate JPJ so much that it hurts. He's so fun and carefree. I hope he finds someone who can appreciate his entire being & personality

Can jpj just be the bachelor??! Give him more time off work and chicken nuggets please

i love John Paul johns SO MUCH and I hope he finds the perfect person for him

I LOVE YOUR OPINIONS AND HUMOR

i dont watch bachelor or anything so i kinda have no idea whats going on.. but i live for these videos and jpj lmao 🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜 thanks for the content