In the full scene, in the video linked at 4:24, JPJ DOES say "i'm 24 i've been searching for my wife for 18 years" YES i know what he actually meant to say I know it was a slip y'all CANNOT take a joke stOp inSuLTinG mY INtELligEnCE dEreK kzread.info/dash/bejne/fXWJsLCAh5vPos4.html

@kawaiikiwi7096

4 жыл бұрын

Bachelor BS lol

@peanutbutter4435

3 жыл бұрын

I made a bachelor on crack vid for Tayshia’s season if anyone is interested :)

@hybridcracked6455

2 жыл бұрын

John paul jones!!!!

you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

@jemmastar5649

4 жыл бұрын

chloe Amen

@multima1000

4 жыл бұрын

HES NOT A VILLAIN.

@Crip99763

4 жыл бұрын

Joker

@darkvelvet1918

4 жыл бұрын

chloe hey nicole, my favorite mcdonalds manager lol 😂

@tulip5210

4 жыл бұрын

Nooooo

Guys this isn’t John Paul Jones. This is John Jones, JPJ’s evil twin.

@tulip5210

4 жыл бұрын

Beedle the Bard *gasp*

@elizabethherster5309

4 жыл бұрын

Beedle the Bard crack is one hell of a drug

@peanutbutter4435

3 жыл бұрын

I made a bachelor on crack vid for Tayshia’s season if anyone is interested :)

jpj acting up is strange but what’s also strange is him introducing himself as john jones

@maxineopata7620

4 жыл бұрын

riiighttt

@Jelloitsme

4 жыл бұрын

That’s even more weird than his fit

@parrisnia72

4 жыл бұрын

I know right!

@deathwave506

4 жыл бұрын

he's been replaced

@jaydengarcia

4 жыл бұрын

he’s on something

JPJ being a villain is so off-brand I just can’t wrap my head around it...

@onlygood222

4 жыл бұрын

Go/d/won There has to be more to this story, we gotta watch the next episode with an open mind

@julia-ex7im

4 жыл бұрын

cuz he isn't!!!!

@JanaKatherineVideo

4 жыл бұрын

producers

@kuyajonny1195

4 жыл бұрын

Cause he got the paid half way through the episode, so he can cause drama. All for those greens! 💵

@twiceravenpuff

4 жыл бұрын

OMG STAN GOWON and also i loved john paul jones i don't understand h0w this is happening

Did JPJ really just introduce himself as John Jones?? The world is spiraling into chaos

@maceyrose6324

4 жыл бұрын

i was WAITING for someone to point that out...... i’m sorry who is john jones i don’t know him

@gracevenator5955

4 жыл бұрын

John Jones is his evil alter ego that's why he was acting crazy

@leannwarkentin4055

4 жыл бұрын

@@gracevenator5955 YES

@rileyart

4 жыл бұрын

that was the craziest part of the entire episode and NOBODY ELSE is talking about it!!

@studybee7796

4 жыл бұрын

John Jones is the evil doppelgänger of jpj

We salute our crackhead JPJ the crack was too strong this time

@georgepanagiotou8673

4 жыл бұрын

“Crack is a hell of a drug!” 😆

@thirstaefortae5057

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@peanutbutter4435

3 жыл бұрын

I made a bachelor on crack vid for Tayshia’s season if anyone is interested :)

@williamwallace2347

2 жыл бұрын

I love you?

Jpj walked in to first grade not for school but to find the one😔☝🏾

@mtak160

4 жыл бұрын

MileyCYRUS2013 i can’t stop laughing oh my goodness

@syaanais5504

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

THE TICKLE ME ELMO CONNECTION💀😭

@guywithaballsack6966

4 жыл бұрын

I still have mine

i am...heartbroken. JPJ we were rooting for you, what is this clownery???

@katipadilla2997

4 жыл бұрын

Watch the show honestly in my opinion he’s on the right

@lasagna312

4 жыл бұрын

@@katipadilla2997 How?? He came at Derek at a fucking WEDDING and started yelling about stuff that he had never even mentioned before, and he refused to even let Derek talk. He just yelled at him about nothing. Even if he had good points (which I don't really think he did), that was a very inappropriate time to bring it up. He was so caught up in his own rage that he couldn't even refrain from screaming at someone at a wedding. Krystal and Chris did not deserve this. And then, after the wedding, he yelled at him AGAIN, for the same shit that doesn't even make sense, and he again refused to even listen to Derek. Please tell me how he was in the right.

@LangBellsChannel

4 жыл бұрын

Tyra voice we were rooting for you!!

@laurensopko4803

4 жыл бұрын

Kat Padilla okay jpj went on two dates and made out with both girls but as soon as tayahia is interested in someone else it’s a problem and he throws a fit, especially when it was at a wedding that’s extremely selfish and uncalled for

@pengwing100

4 жыл бұрын

@@LangBellsChannel that's what I heard.

Nice guy: John Paul Jones Villain: John Jones

i’ve never seen an episode of the bachelor or any of the others but i live for these videos they’re so fuckingt funny and i always only understand half of whatever’s going on hahaha

@AlexSchemery

4 жыл бұрын

also why jpj being such a crack rock

@trshday3257

4 жыл бұрын

I was so confused too, why was jpj mad because he wanted to be in Dereks podcast...???

@chickenlittle6876

4 жыл бұрын

JPJ is “in love” (🙄) with Tayshia and she isn’t really feeling him anymore and is starting to pursue Derek, JPJ is feeling insecure

@Ambivlaent

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who did this but honestly it’s a great time saver but you can still live for the drama and memes

@vancemychel8983

4 жыл бұрын

same.

i feel bad for jpj. he just got really jealous but, “do nOt iNsULt mY iNteLLiGeNcE dErEk!” edit: thanks for all the likes edit #2: my professor said “do not insult your own intelligence” in class and it was so hard to stop myself from laughing 💀

@sargentle8517

4 жыл бұрын

if i was Derek i wouldve said to JPJ "but you dont have any intelligence"

@lukas9098

4 жыл бұрын

“What intelligence?”

@blancarenteria2873

4 жыл бұрын

Dude the girl is not even cute.

@misskayleebugs

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve been quoting that line all the time since he said it 😂😂

@lexisdiy3606

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this comment

This isn’t a good look for jpj but if you think I wouldn’t still die for him y’all have got another thing coming

@tulip5210

4 жыл бұрын

Maya Johnson I admire your loyalty.

@gorgeoarmani5520

4 жыл бұрын

This was too out of character for me to stop liking him. The producers really tried it this time.

@TheSuperNats

4 жыл бұрын

Same, I’ll die on the cross of JPJ

@hufflepuffxxxx

4 жыл бұрын

Maya Johnson ew wtf

@shishirba

4 жыл бұрын

another *think coming

HE SAID HE WAS LOOKING FOR A WIFE "SINCE HE WAS 18" NOT FOR 18 YEARS sksksk

@bachelorbs8298

4 жыл бұрын

r cb i swear i heard him say both at different points💀 my bad if he really didn't

@sadiefraser2417

4 жыл бұрын

He said both ⬇️

@angelaraber

4 жыл бұрын

He said since I was 18 earlier then when he was yelling at Derek he said for 18 years. It was just a slip of the tongue in the heat of the moment but everyone’s making such a big deal out of it. I’m more interested in getting to the truth about Derek.

@terrencedeath3311

4 жыл бұрын

@@bachelorbs8298 oh fr my bad wellp what the fuck lmao

@kuyajonny1195

4 жыл бұрын

Angela Raber Derek’s podcasts are just teasing the episodes, kinda like the BadChillers that we’re done by Nick Vail. JPJ is just pulling stuff out of his arse.

Tahzjuan: i’M A sEaGulL!

@becsocsci621

4 жыл бұрын

EveFabJen she sure is

@blackwomanorangecat

4 жыл бұрын

Yea...she a bird alright smh

irrelevant to the episode but Tayshia makes my gay ass cry- she's so pretty 😔😳

@amelie7802

4 жыл бұрын

she is so HOT like angelic

@theincfiles

4 жыл бұрын

DEADASS ME

@jemmastar5649

4 жыл бұрын

Nik I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME HOLY HECK

@passionskayandmiguel

4 жыл бұрын

her teeth tho...

@marge6938

4 жыл бұрын

She looks like a real life disney princess

he is most definitely spiraling ): you can tell he’s heartbroken and upset about tayshia and i think the producers must have riled him up or something too bc he was soooo out of character it was crazy... jpj redemption arc please..

tell me why jpj vomits at least once a week and then,,,,,,,, cartwheels all over the beach that same day. what

when he can use his chaotic surfer boy-ness for good and bad >>>

is jpj ok

@kerri6011

4 жыл бұрын

@Positive Thoughts he's spiraling down, poor John Paul Jones

@sarawawa8984

4 жыл бұрын

No

@Xalexalexale

4 жыл бұрын

paradise broke him

@projectkj7643

4 жыл бұрын

No, no he’s not.

@falconbalcon632

4 жыл бұрын

His crack ran out and he has nothin to lose

I retract my previous statement of John Paul Jones being self aware 😤😳

jpj literally needs to see a speech pathologist omfg

@aaaarrmehearties

4 жыл бұрын

Positive Thoughts thanks, youtuber user Positive Thoughts

@mrsunmoon2010

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Cassie the speech pathologist then she might dump Coltan for JPJ. Cameron needs some kind of speech therapy as well

@TheRey64

4 жыл бұрын

why??

@mrsunmoon2010

4 жыл бұрын

GoIdMonkey Conner has voice fry.

7:30 This entire fight makes me realize I would like to see JPJ as an actor

@maggiew.2434

4 жыл бұрын

Elle Jay He was a theater kid. lol. His instagram has pictures of him from past plays he's been in. Not sure if any of them were filmed though.

@projectkj7643

4 жыл бұрын

Very daytime soapish!

@comicblossoms

4 жыл бұрын

They are all actors. The show is fake

@trudytriad4574

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

We could sense the circus coming when he said his name was “John Jones” instead of jpj 😔

Fully believe jpj became possessed in That scene , he introduced himself as John jones??? That ain’t the og jpj

john paul Jones finally cracked and this video made me love him even more

JPJ: I don’t know if she likes me. Tayshia: I don’t JPJ: Well, you haven’t decided yet Tayshia: yes I have, I DON’T like you JPJ: Sounds like you are confused Tayshia: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING SEAWATER BOY

what if ✨😚 John Paul Jones 😤😤 managed to 👁️😘 eat something 😳🔥 without it coming 😬👏 right back up 🤐🤮 haha jk,,, unless?

@-nika-4958

4 жыл бұрын

no but seriously are his organs okay

@aaaarrmehearties

4 жыл бұрын

Nik not even his organs. the mans has the worst gag reflex in the world

@-nika-4958

4 жыл бұрын

@@aaaarrmehearties agreed- you'd think that by now he'd learn what he can and can't tolerate in terms of food and drink

@BlueBerryBronzer

4 жыл бұрын

He takes food like an overgrown infant.

@littleflower9536

4 жыл бұрын

He needs esophageal manometey or an EGD or something RIGHT NOW.

Caelyn crying with the happy birthday singing in the background KILLED ME

JPJ is the new god of trash tv

Can I still stan JPJ? I love him...

@gorgeoarmani5520

4 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling the producers caused this one...

@Jesszicar

4 жыл бұрын

i love him too ahh

The snip of Colton crying is everything... Roasted! 🔥

john. john, you're-- john, you're monologuing again.

@leosunaquamoon

3 жыл бұрын

His ADHD is acting up.

“WHERED THEY FIND THIS DOCTOR? WEEDMAPS?” HAHAHA

Tahzjuan is such a mess, I’m kinda here for it though☺️

@sseureki879

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine her and JPJ dating. Lol what a riot that would be

@fquint6468

4 жыл бұрын

@@sseureki879 That would be the most crackhead couple ever lmfaoooo

@Lulu060986

4 жыл бұрын

Yes love her, she’s hilarious 😭

@fquint6468

4 жыл бұрын

@Doven Ro Galus Im just talking about the fact their personalities are so over the top lol. Thats a lot of energy in one place.

@athenaspanos1182

4 жыл бұрын

I love het

Can someone explain to me why JPJ is the villian here? I don't really watch this show but I'm invested in these videos now.

@cheesepizza8908

4 жыл бұрын

sweggie boi OH YEAH YEAH. i miss the war

@TheOtherBoobJustDropped

4 жыл бұрын

Because he was ride or die for Tayshia, but she wanted to explore other options, so he attacked the other man she decided to pursue

@misterjakemczilla

4 жыл бұрын

sweggie boi JPJ is accusing Derek of taking advantage of women because he uses his podcast to get into their pants and have content to talk about on his show. Something along those lines

@sweggieboi4928

4 жыл бұрын

@@misterjakemczilla So by the looks of it his intentions were in the right place, but he was being somewhat over protective.

@gennaboffa3943

4 жыл бұрын

sweggie boi there’s no proof behind any allegations he was saying about Derek and everything was quite the opposite of what he said about him

girl when jpj was laughing on his one-on-one with tahzjuan and you put up the elmo toy i DIED

AND THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY AFTER DEAN LEFT😩😭

2:21 at this exact moment JPJ looked like the dumb villain from Barbie Princess in the Pauper just saying

@sarasenft2674

4 жыл бұрын

I hate that you're right 😂😂😭😭😭😭

@baileydunton6142

4 жыл бұрын

Yesssssss

@brookeward1451

4 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHHAHA THIS IS TOO GOOD

@jeweljohnson7220

4 жыл бұрын

How can I REFUUUUUUUUUSE

We all really thought him n Tay had something They were cute, & now I’m sad

@onlygood222

4 жыл бұрын

annelise sunwall The show isn’t over yet, lol

@kuyajonny1195

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but it’s obvious Tayshia wants Derek and also made it obvious she wants JPJ to be with someone else so she can date around because she doesn’t seem him as a life partner she just doesn’t wanna say it.

"John, you're monologing"

My boy JPJ was just jealous y’all. He prolly ain’t happy with himself either.

How many joints did JPJ toke before that date with Tahzjuan?

Everyone here talking about John Paul Jones but I’m here crying over GAY. RIGHTS.

@annadough5309

4 жыл бұрын

lmao i’ve been trying to find the clip the editor keeps putting in of the lady saying “gay rights” forever

@phugindomas

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like this is a reference, and I should understand what its it's from.

Demi going "but its John Paul Jones" 😂😂😂 Also, so weird that ppl are still asking Demi and Kristian to leave paradise. Like filming's done, get over it lmao.

@bubbles4897

4 жыл бұрын

Sseureki it’s definitely not fair for them to still be there though. And no ones asking ppl are hoping lmao

this-this is my crack

joHN PAUL JONES I WAS ROUTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROUTING FOR YOU but you still get a pass this time because, its john paul jones

JPJ doing the cart wheels on crack at 04:58 is KILLING ME 😭😭

Tell me why I read this as the fall of Jake Paul

@ultimatekunochi6577

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, it wasn’t

@lf3862

4 жыл бұрын

meredith homrighausen tell me why I read your comment as the fall of JPJ and was about to say “bUT that’s whAt it sAiD”

Me: *doesn’t watch this show* You: *uploads another video* Me: TEA TIMEEE 😗 🍵

Okay but why was JPJ and Tahzjaun’s date a literal fever dream? I dead ass sat in complete silence and shock watching that scene

Am I the only one who believes what he said about Derek?

@spinfyeze

4 жыл бұрын

No bc it's true derek is trash with women. The way he treated his gfs in the past is cringy

@littleflower9536

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree. I don’t think JPJ went about it the right way, but he probably has this guy pegged 100%.

@katipadilla2997

4 жыл бұрын

I totally believe it because you just have to look at Derek’s behavior and he literally is so sus when JPJ exposes his ass

@angelaraber

4 жыл бұрын

It may all be true but the way JPJ handled it just made himself look bad and Derek look good by comparison. He was a hot mess!

@lasagna312

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's true, I don't know, but the way he went about it is awful. First of all, he didn't say anything until Derek started pursuing Tayshia. So basically, fuck Demi, let her be with a fuckboi, but as soon as it's Tayshia, it's all of a sudden a huge problem? Second of all, at a fucking wedding? Really? That was so disrespectful to Krystal and Chris.

Still love JPJ I can’t help it 🤷🏼‍♀️

“You’re the pigeon. I’m the seagull.” As if that distinction was any better lmao. JPJ let the green eyed monster bring out the worst in him. It be like that sometimes

Fully qualified medical professional: More Gatorade Tahz, an intellectual: gUaCAmOLe

My boy JPJ spiraling hurts me so bad like oh no honey what is you doinnnn

Me to john paul jones in *Tyra Banks voice* : "we were rooting for you we were ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!"

Is our fave crackhead okay or what?

ok yes jpj was rlly wildin this week but can we talk about Tahzjuan cause that crack was STRONG

JPJ is the kind of psycho boyfriend that will kill your cat and pretend to help you look for it later.

Oh no! Not my favorite white boy! ❤️

9:49 BY FAR THE BEST IMPRESSION IN BIP

Tayshia is our queen i would go nuts too if i were JPJ

episode 7 was probably the funniest episode i have yet to watch and number 8 was the most exhausting HOWEVER i am living for demi's impersonations

nice! hope ur last semester at college goes well

John: *throws up, chokes, trips* Show: he's fine Her: *gets really faint* Show: DOCTOR!!!

“i’m so glad you’re here....just kidding i was like can i spit in her wine- it was just a passing thought” i’m.... SCREAMING

the Tahzjaun episode is literally my favourite episode of all time . if this girl doesn't get he own reality show that would be a huge miscalculation ABC Demi needs one too pronto

WHEN MY BOO STARTED PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUNF I LOST IT OH MUGODHFJJF

When Miranda sings came up I died 😂

Jpj is me having a mental breakdown during exam week

*JPJ is such a mood*

thank you for your time and effort making these videos, gal!!!! you are so appreciated!!!!

"DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE, DEREK!"

Tayshia is honestly amazing tho

when he was doing the cartwheels to the wii music LMDAOOOOO

Omg thank you for mentioning how annaliese needs an apology! She was being a little too involved when she was speaking to clay one on one but she did warn everyone and they treated her like she was crazy

I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you!

I’m so disappointed in my boi jpj. If he actually let Derek respond like a respectable adult then I would still fully stan him.

idk why, but i always find myself coming back and watching your videos. Strangely entertaining

That ain’t no damn doctor

Dude everyone's so crazy and extra I'm honestly loving these videos 😂

I still have hope for jpj.

I dont watch Bachelor in Paradise so someone needs to explain to me the JPJ DRAMA RIGHT NOW BC THIS SEEMS SO NOT LIKE HIM, WTF??

This whole saga of your videos: the poisoning of JPJ and now the fall! 😂

JPJ: *unleashes wrath on Derek* JPJ appreciation and adoration level: *drops lower than the stock market crashing*

THANK YOU for this!!!

jpj actually said 'Clown Face on Apple iOS 12.2'

PLEASE COME BACK FOR THIS SEASON OF PARADISE

I need an abridged version of this season. This is so good, commentary and all

Why or why did they make just a big monochromatic blur????? They could have made a really cool piece of art with different colors on different body parts and stamping the paper and MAKING A PLAN. The artist probably had a heart attack when he saw the final product.

@angelaraber

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe cause they’re not artistic... just horny. 😝

So you’re high when you makes these.... now I get it 😂 Love these so much

Please come back to youtube, your content is legendary

ive never watched an episode of the bachelor but i love these videos so much. im confused and entertained.

@thirstaefortae5057

4 жыл бұрын

ok same! I don’t think I can handle watching the full show. I just want to watch the crazy bits 😂

Derek and JPJ fighting at the wedding gave me MAD anxiety

I’m not gonna lie, I subscribed when you said “I’m too high to go back and look again” I’m so happy for you. I hope you enjoyed your high

i love how this creator casually mentions weedmaps

These are so good 😭😭

1:20 “Ah-huh, what is the epitom-ology of your name?” LMAO he means etymology, whatever he said ain’t even a word