I feel jpj is just there for a free vacation/ to get wasted.

@bigmarbel7149

4 жыл бұрын

JJ Dixon me

@awsomejustawsome

4 жыл бұрын

*wasted dumbass

@cgygflkj

4 жыл бұрын

He's gay AF 😂

@dark3rthanshadows

4 жыл бұрын

@@cgygflkj because he complements ma's body , i find it funny that if a guy calls another dude gay for complementing how another dudes look is wrong yet people form other spectrums do the same as well.

@phugindomas

4 жыл бұрын

@@dark3rthanshadows alright, let's try saying that again.

Jane crying after JPJ puking out the tacos she made, I can’t 😂😂😂

@juliasacta7756

4 жыл бұрын

AHAHAH I DIDNT KNOW SHE MADE THEM IM CACKLING

@TheMariana0295

4 жыл бұрын

sadder daze yes!! I felt bad for him BUT IT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY

@TheMariana0295

4 жыл бұрын

We love a good jpj moment

@_annie9557

4 жыл бұрын

litterly funniest thing ever

@rose-wf6hk

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Petition to stop the shoes on bed/beach

@bonbonS1969

4 жыл бұрын

Shoes on beach is human right. I don't like sand getting in between my toes and later get into my mouth.

@99growlithe99

4 жыл бұрын

Lol beaches have been sampled over the past few years and actually it’s been found that over half of beaches are infested with unsafe amounts of fecal bacteria almost every day due to runoff... and that beach sand carries way more E. Coli than the waters themselves. I’m keeping my flip flops on lmfao

@an_impasse

4 жыл бұрын

Tony Stark Shoes on beach is fine, especially sandals, but shoes on bed is a sin.

@Lawlsworth1337

4 жыл бұрын

its not ok to walk on sand with shoes but its ok to walk on dirt with shoes? fuck societal norms sometimes honestly like what are you even basing that on

@eliana4335

3 жыл бұрын

Sneakers is a no for me but sandals is fine

John Paul Jones vomiting on the beach dubbed with the alarm sound just cured my depression

@anthonygelsomini414

4 жыл бұрын

cured? that noise gives me depression

@bellatrementozzi1226

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that was his phone BABABHAHS

@mckaylamurphy5336

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Gelsomini That sounds makes me cry.

@TomasTheTankEngine

4 жыл бұрын

Someone poisoned him, they’re trying to take out the competition!

@bonbonS1969

4 жыл бұрын

I'll gladly catch all of JPJ's puke with my mouth. YUM

Jpj is the only good thing about this god forsaken planet

@charliewizard

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly true

@vhssika

4 жыл бұрын

You have good taste in profile pictures, Hex 05. Lauren Lopez is an icon

@gillderoythemouseprince9581

4 жыл бұрын

@@vhssika we are taking ove

@vhssika

4 жыл бұрын

@@gillderoythemouseprince9581 Wow, I love that for us

@Lbyt21

4 жыл бұрын

He’s an American treasure and we need to protect him at all cost

Jane thinks liking hot sauce is a personality trait lmaooo

@elina8740

4 жыл бұрын

@Maya M. Just like Tessa thinks disliking ketchup is a personality trait. What is with these girls??

@shyannamozone4311

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing

@wendygonzalez4716

4 жыл бұрын

Jane is so annoying

@Charlietrucks

4 жыл бұрын

@@elina8740 after?

@elina8740

4 жыл бұрын

@Liliana Valdez sadly yes

Fernando: JPJ: I suppose there’s a special place in hell for men who waste good tacos...

@Skrillfx

4 жыл бұрын

Fernando : *walks away* JPJ : dios mio dios mio

@mireyakubisiak6131

4 жыл бұрын

JPJ: *cough/vomits*

@invisiblesoup8943

4 жыл бұрын

the only straight I am is a straight up bitch | omg I’m dead same

@mkbotic6386

4 жыл бұрын

I love ur profile pic🙃

@BidenOwesMeGasMoney

4 жыл бұрын

the only straight I am is a straight up bitch omg I thought I was the only one lol

"Dios mio, man...Dios mio" 💀 I can't with JPJ. Dating him is probably a paradise and a nightmare at the same time.

@maraimaski4762

4 жыл бұрын

How dare you, dating jpj is like floating on clouds I'd the clouds were cocain and you were actually not floating on them but sniffing them

@hopebullard460

4 жыл бұрын

He would be so much fun. And No Drama! Um hello!!

@julicantillo113

4 жыл бұрын

No hate to him bc I absolutely LOVE him, but he is the type of guy that whenever you would say “ I love you” for the first time, would respond with “shaka brahhhh”

@pneumaa

4 жыл бұрын

Juli Cantillo I mean.. you aren’t wrong LMAO

@hopebullard460

4 жыл бұрын

@@julicantillo113 he'd be so stoked!! 😂

first of all john paul jones coming out RUNNING in a speedo is very on brand and second of all him throwing up to the alarm made me laugh so hard i think i developed abs

No one: Literally no one: JPJ: yeah yeah yeah I get it Also JPJ: 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢

@file.zip.

4 жыл бұрын

jpj’s quite the intellectual

@bricolq8870

4 жыл бұрын

WEAAK 💀

@Grace-iv1ho

4 жыл бұрын

emerson brightest mind of our generation

JPJ is all I need to survive in this world

john paul jones is to the bachelor/bachelorette what fabio was to survivor

@thifanny7298

4 жыл бұрын

THIS

@jaylap.8734

4 жыл бұрын

FUCK YOURE RIGHT

@akiakinie7338

4 жыл бұрын

YESS

@migoreng7789

4 жыл бұрын

holy shit you're right

@MissBbBbutterfly

4 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

“I’m sorry” “I’M SO SORRY” “iM sO sORrY!”

@ThePorkchoppers

4 жыл бұрын

Im good

@dunno-19

3 жыл бұрын

@@boristheviewbot6056 wow, ur amazing, I cant handle how amazing it is u commented first

Future husband must haves: 4. John 3.Paul 2.Jones 1.Chicken nuggets

I don't even watch any of the bachelor/bachelorette related shows but god do I love these vids

@alycias7345

4 жыл бұрын

same

@vanillaoreo251

4 жыл бұрын

JPJ is the only bachelorette related thing I know and I love it

@annanexton4682

4 жыл бұрын

Miscellaneous with Michelle you should watch it. We are only 2 episodes in and it’s so amazing. This is my first time seeing bachelor in paradise and I love it already. 🥳💓

@karleepyne4173

4 жыл бұрын

actually same

@thegrlnxt6838

4 жыл бұрын

Same

I got low-key upset when the girl started crying when JPJ was vomiting like girl, stop taking the spotlight and making it about yourself, this literal angel on earth is sick, help him!!!!

@dodobird9975

4 жыл бұрын

Micaela Royo I love u

@alyssajade8934

4 жыл бұрын

literally same here lol and she was crying and “i need a minute” like ok but you gave him food poisoning can you chill n help him

@suides4810

4 жыл бұрын

Larry David too much hot sause

The black girl who couldn’t stop explaining to JPJ...talk about trying to make 100 words into a 1000 word essay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lastwalmart744

4 жыл бұрын

@@dyanshane are you trying to be an ass?

@notinterestedd

3 жыл бұрын

just say the girl...cause ther is no foote of other girls explaining squad to him 💀

im a straight guy and have never watched any seasons of the bachelor or bachelorette but a jpj video was recommended in my feed like two weeks ago and i watched it and now he has been added to my list of man crushes which as of right now is just him n pete davidson

@HarrisonSim

4 жыл бұрын

you need to make a JPJ account I guess

@deadshotz2062

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao are you sure about your sexuality 😂

@Ellemiss

4 жыл бұрын

@@deadshotz2062 Have you seen male fanboys 😂

@maryp.9057

4 жыл бұрын

You’ve got good taste

@Alina-xt8eh

4 жыл бұрын

Mary P. Exactly what i wanted to comment hahaha so trueeee

when john paul jones threw up and walked to the beach then walked away then went back sent meee😂

For those who don't know jpj was quoting Quentin Tarantino's "Inglorius Bastards" but subbed TACOS in for GOOD SCOTCH and i LOVED IT

@RomanZolanski123

4 жыл бұрын

OH I was wondering why that sounded familiar

@dodobird9975

4 жыл бұрын

Nerds

@ajdjikreui

4 жыл бұрын

.... Sure, not like it's a common saying or anything

@danjoyce6971

4 жыл бұрын

@@ajdjikreui "There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as I may be rapping on the door momentarily, I must say, damn good stuff, Sir." Straight from Inglorious Bastards :)

@amityislandchum

4 жыл бұрын

@@danjoyce6971 Lol but you can tell he doesn't understand half the words in that quote, because he said, "...Allegedly I'll be rapping the door momentarily."

I mean this in the most loving way, but in eight grade I would have been convinced that jpj was the LOVE OF MY LIFE.

@kL-vs6wz

4 жыл бұрын

Lizzie M lizzie m? Like lizzie McGuire? Lol

@lizziem1284

4 жыл бұрын

k beast022711 shhhhhh

@kL-vs6wz

4 жыл бұрын

Lizzie M haha will do

@jungwoosbestfriend8698

4 жыл бұрын

I’m convinced he’s the love of my life right now lolz

@fairlyregretful

4 жыл бұрын

im a grown ass person and im convinced hes the love of my life

OOF THAT KISS JOHNPAULJONES NOOOO

@assholebyginger

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like the rumour oh Hannah giving him the rose bc he's a bad kisser was true

@alyssap3590

4 жыл бұрын

he’s like making and an asshole with his lips

JPJ being chaotic gay for 6 minutes straight

@jeniferjoseph9200

4 жыл бұрын

Okay so it’s not just me that thinks he’s gay

@hannahbull

4 жыл бұрын

Jenifer Joseph he radiates bisexuality

@jeniferjoseph9200

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but he so far hasn’t really had any chemistry with the ladies? Like, any of them

@hi-xp9re

4 жыл бұрын

Jenifer Joseph i dont know his sexuality but im in awe of the fact that he’s so confident in his masculinity to say another guy is hot, we stan confidence

@jeniferjoseph9200

4 жыл бұрын

No matter what he likes, we stan

Getting more John Paul Jones videos is the reason I wake up every morning. I do not understand that man in the slightest but boy am I intrigued

jpj ends me man. literally everything he does is hilarious.

JPJ for Bachelor

@alyssap4389

4 жыл бұрын

Bliss can he be ????

that alarm sound gave me heartburn 5:20

always beach cam- BOY IF YOU DON't STOP CLOWNING

@pinkbutterfly413

4 жыл бұрын

always be clowning

@AmetafJohora

4 жыл бұрын

@@pinkbutterfly413 good one

John Paul Jones is my cure for depression.

Thank you for giving me content to watch while I'm high

@tonybalony1811

4 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@smada

4 жыл бұрын

lliterally just got done smoking and i clicked on this video, im tripping so hard after i seen this idek fi im making sense fr

@fatimaal-shamary6439

4 жыл бұрын

FR LMAO

@jordan1194

4 жыл бұрын

ME RN

@ashlynndavis1486

4 жыл бұрын

Literally me right now

What is attractive about Blake??? Every still I see of him he looks so crusty

@thirstaefortae5057

4 жыл бұрын

Hanaflorabulous he looks like a frat boy. Like how? His personality is whack too

@Hanaflorabulous

4 жыл бұрын

Thirstae For Tae right? He looks like the type of guy that would say “The Office” is his personality 😂😂😂

@sunsciti2250

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like the shark in Nemo “Bruce” lmao

@AlexS-oj8qf

4 жыл бұрын

He's white

blake: it’s been going good so far caelynn: *you’ll regret saying that*

the music that started playing after she said “blake’s not my favorite person” had me ROLLING

Did i really just watch this woman give John paul jones a taco with so much hot sauce in it that he forcibly vomited 😂😂😂😂 wtf is this show

I just started watching anything bachelor related and I’m very mad at myself for being so cynical for all these years. This show is pure entertainment

JPJ with the Inglorious Bastards reference 😍

@kaleyharris584

4 жыл бұрын

glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed!!!!

@weetzybat

4 жыл бұрын

Whichh

@amityislandchum

4 жыл бұрын

He butchered it though. I don't think he knows what many of those words mean lol.

Does anyone else just like paradise more over the bachelor or bachelorette? ALSO I’m loving bisexual Demi 🥰

@LoEaston

4 жыл бұрын

Bisexual demi brought life back into me

@noct8225

4 жыл бұрын

Which one is bisexual demi lol

@dennisvillaflor3359

4 жыл бұрын

Its much more realistic than the original series.

@wjsilas

4 жыл бұрын

@the only straight I am is a straight up bitch John Paul Jones was right there??

@wjsilas

4 жыл бұрын

@the only straight I am is a straight up bitch I mean lets be real,,,he most definitely is.

literally does anyone know what was in the tacos

@misosoup7531

4 жыл бұрын

apparently Jane put some sriracha in JPJ's taco (as a heartfelt gift bc she really likes spicy food herself) but it ended up being too much for him to handle lol

@heathereagle2984

4 жыл бұрын

He probably also had a lot of alcohol in his system. I know that alcohol and hot sauce is a TERRIBLE combo...

@catherine7837

4 жыл бұрын

Heather Eagle What about bloody mary’s lol That’s literally alcohol and hot sauce.

@lizzietucker8412

4 жыл бұрын

Why hello I thought it was alcohol and tomato juice lol

@catherine7837

4 жыл бұрын

Lizzie Tucker Bar rescue tells me otherwise

Side Note: Blake ran away from Caelynn and ignored her, then when she went to talk to him, he acted like they never had a chance to talk. He is so fake.

JOHN PAUL JONES IS BACK YALL

Honestly like I just wanna bro out with JPJ

the moment he walks in with those speedos i knew that JPJ is my mans

@thirstaefortae5057

4 жыл бұрын

unbothered kai I actually fricking hate speedos but he somehow pulls it off

Jpj gives me life

6:08 Dante’s Inferno but make it John Paul Jones

The Kermit the frog was eye opening. 🐸

JPJ is literally the only reason I continue to keep up with the bachelor lmaoo

@lovem7635

4 жыл бұрын

Me to

he’s an actual golden retriever in a human body

I truly appreciate that you edited out the sounds of JPJ yacking cause most channels don't do that and :0

Dylan better not get hurt this season :(

@emilyanncahill2863

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! You hurt my beautiful boiii Dylan, it's over.

I feel like Cam is Michael Scott, whose childhood dream was to get married and have kids, and now he’s here and he’s desperate for love and that is why I can’t bring myself to hate him.

The crackhead energy was through the roof for the first 2 episodes this season is going to be FABULOUS

jpj went to my school for his senior year and he was such a quiet person lmao

@lalala324

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, really? Tell us more haha was he popular with girls? He's so handsome

@cmjensen

4 жыл бұрын

B K we need more deets!!

@BK-en1ly

4 жыл бұрын

Miss Ebony yeah he was apparently. I wasn’t at school yet so I didn’t know him personally. He seems like he’s pretty much the same on the show. All I know was that he did track

@mchanel.

4 жыл бұрын

B K I thought it said crack lmao

I’m so glad I came home early to see this blessing in time. Thank you.

3:52 The zoom-in on Blake’s frog tongue nastiness I’m deaddd

I’m only here for JPJ and Demi lol

“I was hoping there wasn’t gonna be any drama...” Producers: 👀

They need to make a gay bachelor/bachelorette

@filmfreak5856

4 жыл бұрын

Annie Jonda yes

@strikerron2252

4 жыл бұрын

Then everyone will be fucking each other.

@marcelweber223

4 жыл бұрын

Germany has one and its terrible

@xoTheCutieCupidxo

4 жыл бұрын

No...

Jpj throwing up after one bite of the taco sent meee

when jpj ran in and they had a voiceover that said john paul jones i screeched

i love John Paul Jones with my entire heart and soul just saying

"dude....looking sexy, man"

I live for these videos so thank you

jpj has no lips that’s probably why he kisses like that ahahah

"I am trying to make out with jpj tonight... he's been vomiting.." 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gewrgia-0

4 жыл бұрын

5:29

‘always beach cam’ ew no

How could you do this to our bby boy JPJ??? How DARE you poison his pure temple!!!

jpj trying to apologize to the girl who made the tacos and throwing up midway is the funniest thing i've ever seen

I’m here to stay for kevin and jpj 🤠

I’ve been watching this show for years and I’m glad it’s finally getting the attention it deserves for its chaotic energy

5:12 gave me the chills omg

You legit have me crying from laughter I didn’t know how much I needed this

you (with the help of john paul jones) have managed to make me really want to watch this franchise

Lmao these vids are so fkn funny 😂 you pretty much summed up 4 hours of filming in 6 mins, like if I didn’t even watch the show & and I saw this video I would be caught up and know exactly everything that happens I’m dead 😂

if the bachelor(ette) sagas we’re actually edited like this I would watch them on repeat for the rest of my life

These videos need to be longer I can’t get enough this is fucking hilarious

these videos literally make my week thank you for this I can’t stop LAUGHING

I really need a “bachelor in paradise but it’s only jpj”

I loved the person who screamed "I KNEW IT! JOHN PAUL JONES!" 😂😂😂

John Paul Jones has my heart and all I've seen of him is from these crack videos

This channel is what I really needed in life

Why is JPJ giving me low key heath ledger vibes ??

dylan: 0:35 I’m just hoping that there’s no drama cam: *walks on the beach* everyone watching the show: here we go again

“paradise is all about having fun” jpj: 😏

This edit is fireee. Thank you!

The perfect analogy of being sick with an alarm sound is masterclass material.

@thisisntahandle

3 ай бұрын

I still think about it since this video dropped

*JOHN. PAUL. JONES.*

onyeka needs to take a step back and leave jpj alone i swear to god

i need a jpj in my life

The peppa pig theme song caught me off guard cause my 2 year old watches that religiously. That was a good laugh for mommas lol

This is the type of quality content I need in my life

@kristinawilliams5064

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this 🤪

“Did you change the sheets” I-

i’m Wells comforting and listening to my friends spill the tea in every situation

i live for the editing on these videos lmao😭😭

Dylan is the most underrated person on this show prove me wrong

Ladies im starting Lesbians for John Paul Jones let’s show some love for the best man out there

I think I would’ve preferred the sounds of vomiting bc the alarm bell makes me feel way worse

Caelynn going after CAM....... I can’t

The alarm sound about made me throw up along with jpj

"I felt like we were vibing~" "yea"