making mountains out of rose podiums: bachelorette crack
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mike's bachelor audition and the return of our favorite manic fever dream john paul jones
twitter: @bachbullshit
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this was super good and fun to watch but tbh what lifted my spirits the most was the disclaimer at the end!! i think it’s really important everyone knows as fun as it is to make a joke of like he was still very harmful and dangerous and if someone watching is in a relationship with someone treating them similar to how luke treated her they deserve help
This is how the bachelorette should be edited
@carolinegallegos_
4 жыл бұрын
Keui literally like where do I submit my request that they start editing it like this, for real.
@hannah-vv9ru
4 жыл бұрын
Yesss like can we have this channel edit the future seasons of the bachelor and bachelorette??
@lifegoeson1007
4 жыл бұрын
Keui yes, I would probably watch it more lol
@kinglyyasin5985
4 жыл бұрын
@@carolinegallegos_ on the website of the channel
@emilythomson418
4 жыл бұрын
i would 100% watch it if it was edited like this
If this were MY season John Paul Jones wouldve won JUST because his name is John Paul Jones and his friends call him John Paul Jones and I would call him John Paul Jones
@calster9810
4 жыл бұрын
He would introduce himself and I’d get right down on one knee
@herrtutorial2.07
4 жыл бұрын
It would be an honour to call him john paul jones
@amysun5933
4 жыл бұрын
yassss queen
@luboswraeflynnc.2972
4 жыл бұрын
and you would be called Mrs. Jones
@amandasorvillo8277
4 жыл бұрын
@@luboswraeflynnc.2972 *Mrs. John Paul Jones
i learned luke is 5’9” and i’m dying. HE’S THE SAME HEIGHT AS JOJO SIWA
@Kayla0916
4 жыл бұрын
Zoe P this made me laugh harder than anything else in the world 😂
@loafann5670
4 жыл бұрын
Zoe P LMAO
@queenkid1273
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO is this fr😂
@mariageorgopoulos8175
4 жыл бұрын
I’m wheezing 😂😂😂
@user-im3jy8qi6b
4 жыл бұрын
This comment so underrated 🤧 THIS IS GOLD
John Paul Jones’ job is literally listed as “John Paul Jones”
@bohemient
4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t taken a shower in 7 weeks but I’m fucking crying 🤣
@finil4608
4 жыл бұрын
Oh your name is so clever
@weetzybat
4 жыл бұрын
@@bohemient I feel like there is a story we need to know behind this 😂
@venombarbie
4 жыл бұрын
weetzybat I don’t think you get it lol
@mangolia8295
4 жыл бұрын
my man xD
John Paul Jones is a walking meme 😂😂😂
@TomasTheTankEngine
4 жыл бұрын
He’s currently my favorite white boy on tv.
@beedlethebard1813
4 жыл бұрын
TomasTheTankEngine some white people just know what’s poppin
@whohimiz5898
4 жыл бұрын
“yaaasss queen” hannah: “will you take this rose?” jpj: “yaaasss queen”
@caitlint3343
4 жыл бұрын
His profession is literally John Paul Jones nough said
@Rosebud0801
4 жыл бұрын
He’s like a good version of Prince Charming from shrek
i’m DYING. JPJ and Mike were the finest men on here, personality and looks wise ALSO Tyler is mighty fine too let me not forget that.
@Arunasweets
4 жыл бұрын
Tyler and Peter: aM i A jOkE tO yOu?!/?
@randomuserwitharandomname6183
4 жыл бұрын
My boi Dylan it's not far behind
@AmetafJohora
4 жыл бұрын
Random user with a random name true, Dylan was an underrated king
@leafollowher8393
4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about 6'6 king Connor.
@mw-dn9yq
4 жыл бұрын
I wanted Mike to win so badly
I don’t even watch this show but I’m addicted to these videos. And I feel like I get the full experience with just watching them so it saves me an hour and a half of having to watch the full episodes of this show
@tragic7048
4 жыл бұрын
TomasTheTankEngine HAHSHAHHS OMG SAME
@humankaleidoscope4989
4 жыл бұрын
Ok same but I hope you're watching whit and ry
@LaurenRauh
4 жыл бұрын
It really does
@tragic7048
4 жыл бұрын
Gab17 D thank you sm 🥺♥️
@random01759
4 жыл бұрын
SKSKSKSK SAME lmaooo I literally haven’t seen any episode or even a second of this season. Just random vids on KZread 😂💀💀
“my sis becky hit the woah” 💀💀
@medici__
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
“I wish I didn’t remember him” dead
The absolute UNIT that is John Paul Jones 👏👏
@nesterarnone5658
3 жыл бұрын
“mOve LeaVe gO” like jed we don’t want you there either chief
“mOve LeaVe gO” like jed we don’t want you there either chief
@Mila-Nova
4 жыл бұрын
Him and his struggling voice🙄
are we not gonna talk about the girl who cut JPJ’s hair??? and kept it????
@annarobbins213
4 жыл бұрын
ansley olivia no because too many of us relate and don’t need to be called out for it
I don’t even watch the bachelorette but I am SCREAMING🤣🤣 wtf was this season
@minelabeharovic6696
4 жыл бұрын
bahumbug this season was a whole big shit show
Jpj was a legend
@Mila-Nova
4 жыл бұрын
A sexy funny legend😍😍😍
@Crip99763
4 жыл бұрын
Heath Ledger
@spookyho5994
4 жыл бұрын
pro skiller *is
@illicitveniceb
4 жыл бұрын
even more of a legend on paradise
I swear if John Paul Jones or Mike are not the next Bachelor I’m suing
@jemmastar5649
4 жыл бұрын
Julia Lucas same, we should boycott the show if they aren’t the next bachelors
@baerares2743
4 жыл бұрын
There not there In paradise tho
@baerares2743
4 жыл бұрын
@@jemmastar5649 there not but there in paradise bachelor in
@lydiasanders9255
4 жыл бұрын
I read a spoiler that said it's going to be Peter I ain't mad thou I loved him
Me: the perfect man doesn’t exist JPJ: *enters the room*
You should do John Paul Jones funniest moments pleaseee
@magsflp
4 жыл бұрын
yes
@jessjess23brooks89
4 жыл бұрын
Yaas queen
@krystelledube8630
4 жыл бұрын
yassss
@randomuserwitharandomname6183
4 жыл бұрын
ALL his scenes
@bachelorbs8298
4 жыл бұрын
just uploaded one!
oh GOD if Mike is actually the new bachelor I will absolutely watch this show again
@LoEaston
4 жыл бұрын
YEP!! Would never miss an episode
@zuheil3552
4 жыл бұрын
Oh how I wish that was the case after the disastrous peter season
The way they edited John Paul Jones I’m dead😂
“Let me see what you have” “A KNIFE” YOU ARE SO GOOD AT EDITING OMG
You get a chicken nugget, you get a chicken nugget, EVERYONE GETS A CHICKEN NUGGET. He had an Oprah moment but with chicken nuggets lmao.
@kyleayres6255
2 жыл бұрын
I’m praying a vegan got one in the face
ok why did the producer running past in the back SEND ME
THIS MAN IS UNHINGED SENT ME
I lost it when Luke walked in and the audio was one person clapping 😂🤣
@lucareystargaryen1365
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 same
@slevinbaddog
4 жыл бұрын
lmao!!! in real life i think he got 2 or 3 pity claps from the audience....
Love the end! It is do important for people to recognize the harms and signs of bad relationships and have support to get out of them. Luke was totally abusing her and I want to thank you for speading the abuse hotline info.
@YTFlove4ever
4 жыл бұрын
Yes. I was really moved when I saw that message too. Applaud it
@brockkyle3690
4 жыл бұрын
Um how was Luke abusing her you little snowflake?
I didn’t even watch the Bachelorette but I think I’m in love with John Paul Jones 😂
JPJ really out here throwin NUGGETS into the crowd I LOVE HIM
Omfg when u straight up skipped luke s when they were introducing everyone 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
@YTFlove4ever
4 жыл бұрын
Oh he was there?
@bachelorbs8298
4 жыл бұрын
i mean he sent HIMSELF home did he really have anything to offer 💀
Luke: Who ever is next to come out, LAY IT ON ME Host: Well..... everyone is gonna come out Luke: *surprised pickachu face*
The caucasity! XD
@YTFlove4ever
4 жыл бұрын
That was the exact right term!
@Imani_AM
3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
LIKE BARBRA STREISANDS DOG IM CRYING
@Kaylee2012
4 жыл бұрын
Larson Riccoboni I lost it at that 💀
Jpj for new leader of stan twitter?
@J.K.7
4 жыл бұрын
kaya loves sunflowers new white boy of the month PLEASE
@sunflowerpresent4463
4 жыл бұрын
J. K. Jed’s giving me more white boy vibes 😂
@elizabethlebeau866
4 жыл бұрын
J. K. White boy of the century more like
Everybody needs a Big Mike in their lives
I'm missed last night's episode but this is good enough omg
“Or what?” Iconic!
@dapper_slapper4093
4 жыл бұрын
captain save a ho fo sho
“They didn’t know she sent puke home”💀💀💀💀
literally just found your channel earlier this morning and saw you uploaded 10 mins ago I would never watch the show but these are goddam hilarious, thank you for these! *JOHN PAUL JONES*
1:32 - me trying to sneak into class after the bell
Dammn Mike was just wayy to precious for this show
Peter did almost nothing during the confrontation and this is why I believe that he is not good enough for Hannah. Tyler displayed an amount of agression And love for Hannah. In this essay I will...
@bachelorbs8298
4 жыл бұрын
R Robinson i'm almost POSITIVE that this show was the first time peter ever experienced confrontation in his LIFE
@ElaneIzRandom
4 жыл бұрын
Bachelor BS as possible as that is I’m very biased towards Tyler. He was probably talking to Hannah over there
@erinhector9497
4 жыл бұрын
R Robinson yeah I feel like while tyler and Jed we’re dealing with Luke, Peter was trying to comfort Hannah which i thought was sweet and what she needed
@anja6983
4 жыл бұрын
As a bartender. I would rather see a guy who tries to avoid fights. I dont think what the other two did was wrong, but peter did also good... Also thats called teamwork...
JOHN PAUL JONES 🥰🥰
the man, the myth, the meme... john paul jones kzread.info/dash/bejne/dYibpLKlm66ph7g.html
@uhoh9411
4 жыл бұрын
I love John Paul Jones so much ♥️
@jamiestewart48
2 жыл бұрын
YASSSSS QUEEN
john paul jones for next bachelor
When Cam came on screen and it said *”i wish i didn’t remember him”* I felt that
I need a man like John Paul Jones
I’m loving this content
Never saw this season, don’t plan on watching future seasons, but I’m sad it’s over cause I won’t have these edits to watch. Please continue this is my only entertainment.
JOHN PAUL JONES EXCLAMATION POINT
i need a video just dedicated to Tyler C & all of his moments on the bachelorette
@beckyblack2333
4 жыл бұрын
Several of them could have had a video of their own.
john paul jones has jake gyllenhaal levels of chaotic energy
This video was HILARIOUS, but I really want to thank you for the message at the end. Abusive relationships are not a joke and I applaud the fact that you brought awareness to that
“ The caucasity” that had me dead but that’s almost every season of the bachelor or bachelorette
Thank you for giving Dylan the screen time he deserved!!! You put it best, what an Underrated King 👑
This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen of this show
THE SILENCE WHEN LUKE WALKED IN LMAO
mike deserves the world and nothing else
I actually really appreciate the end piece, even if this is a crack video you still acknowledge how real it is and I thank you for that I don't really see that often
@bachelorbs8298
4 жыл бұрын
i didn't feel comfortable putting out any videos with luke in them without taking his behavior seriously and providing resources, especially with how his behavior progressed on the show. i'd seen survivors say watching him on the show was triggering to them, and if ABC didn't want to provide resources on their screens i wasn't comfortable putting out videos without including at least a hotline.
Thank you so much for putting that disclaimer at the end. It means more than I can express. Also; JPJ is a heccing king. I unironically wonder if people have written fanfiction, and it wouldn't surprise me :D
if hannah wears those heart earrings again i’m going to throw hands
@bachelorbs8298
4 жыл бұрын
shannon ranalli the stylist really did her dirty majority of the season
we stan you for ONCE AGAIN putting a hotline ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@bachelorbs8298
4 жыл бұрын
laura auden and i'll continue to until we see an episode free from luke ❤️
@lhallstaff
4 жыл бұрын
Bachelor BS QUEEN
BIG MIKE 🙏😤😩
Yo this has to be *by far* the best edited video on KZread. The clarity filter was pure genius and it was one after the other with the cuts and subtle jokes that *you as the editor* make with *us* the audience. Its truly a work of art, I'm honestly so here for your videos
@bachelorbs8298
4 жыл бұрын
AmberW28 thank you so much!!
yo i dont even watch the bachelorette but this was the FUNNIEST edit ive ever seen
These edits are so amazing oh my lord. Thank you so much!! I haven't fully watched any of the episodes but this cracks me up so hard.
Dylan, John Paul Jones, Tyler C, and Mike were the KINGS we did not deserve
I’m so excited when these come out every week. You’re doing the lord’s work. JPJ forever
Great with the PSA. Wish they had shown these episodes 5 thru 11 as well. Luke is a dangerous guy.
I can’t with him😂😂🤦🏽♀️
I love these videos they’re hilarious
The way you edit these are so fucking funny thank you for giving me some serotonin today.
Love the recap! So funny!!
dude I need John Paul Jones to be the next bachelor please god if they had good marketing they would get him on.
i really love your videos and please keep making them!!!! I have an entire household that loves watching these
i haven't watched Bachelor/Bachelorette since Rose Buddies stopped, but I love these edits so much!
JOHN PAUL JONES. MY BOY. I LOVE HIM. but i really want mike to be the bachelor. like a *lot* m8. like. so much.
I didn’t actually watch the show but i cant get enough of this shit. This is how my mom and i bond. Thank you for your service.
JPJ and Mike are my favorite and I don't even watch the show😂
The video was hilarious but I just appreciate you so much more for the end slide. So important. Thank you.❤
I love you john paul jones
thank you for putting that message at the end
You are amazing thank you for this.
This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time. Great job. Keep up the good work.
4:42 The zooming in on that woman's reaction to the nugget attack. I'M DYING xD
I benefited greatly after having watched this today. LOL THE EDITING WAS GOLDEN
i loved this thanks for making it
Thank u for putting the hotline at the end ❤️❤️❤️
the best channel on KZread
YASSSS QUEEN- JPJ
I've never watched this show in my life, but for some reason I was recommended your crack videos and now I feel like I've seen this whole season. Also Big Mike is F I N E .
This edit is HILARIOUS!! This edit is important!
“Jed SHUT UP Tyler could smoke you AND LUKE” 😂😂
these are the fucking BEST videos they really deserve more views
These videos make my day they are hilarious
Thank you for this master piece.
wow that ending tho thank you
i absolutely love the fact that you had that slide at the very end that listed the hotline. it's a real problem and i just want to thank you for letting other people know that too :D
John Paul Jones has my WHOLE HEART
i need more of this
this is the funniest one I've seen in awhile I'm *subscribed*