Where's the bloke?

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From series 3 of Harry and Paul, uploaded in honour of Andy Gray and Richard Keys

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  • @James-jl4jt
    @James-jl4jt Жыл бұрын

    I always wondered what my dad was referencing when he keeps saying “where’s the bloke love, 2 sugars” whenever the football’s on

  • @lovelybitofbugle219

    @lovelybitofbugle219

    Жыл бұрын

    Your dads class.

  • @ricchardo
    @ricchardo3 жыл бұрын

    "Get the bloke darling, Two sugars!! 😂🤣

  • @SelfImprovement1111

    @SelfImprovement1111

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like a gay thing 😂

  • @uptank8461

    @uptank8461

    3 жыл бұрын

    what? its sexism y'know women used to be housewife's, tf you getting gay from genuine question

  • @ricchardo

    @ricchardo

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@uptank8461 "Women used to be housewives" so what prey tell is a woman who doesn't work, spends all day at home called now? I'm on the edge of my seat here. 🤣

  • @uptank8461

    @uptank8461

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ricchardo when I mean housewives I mean a time where woman were expected. Not to work rather than women who simply don't work like today

  • @DovahKanye

    @DovahKanye

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ricchardo "spends all day at home called now?" Lazy bints mate innit.

  • @callum9679
    @callum96793 жыл бұрын

    Paul Whitehouse without a doubt one of the funniest men alive

  • @TheManLab7

    @TheManLab7

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think Harry's better in my eyes and it looks like he does more scetches than Paul. But that’s just my opinion and view of things

  • @sallybannister6224

    @sallybannister6224

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheManLab7 Whitehouse is definitely better more of a real character actor ... , but Harry Enfield is also brilliant .One thing, I bet they can both spell sketches

  • @martinworld7214

    @martinworld7214

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sallybannister6224 Both of them would probably have put a full stop after better though .........

  • @richard7645

    @richard7645

    Жыл бұрын

    WHERE'S THE BLOKE!?

  • @vincebrannon3353

    @vincebrannon3353

    Жыл бұрын

    Amen.

  • @mrmeldrew693
    @mrmeldrew69310 ай бұрын

    It's all a laugh......until you try and watch Soccer Saturday in 2023.

  • @Toby_Bartlett

    @Toby_Bartlett

    3 ай бұрын

    The sketch is taking the piss out of people like you

  • @SteRDLK

    @SteRDLK

    Ай бұрын

    Spacker

  • @maryoleary5044

    @maryoleary5044

    Ай бұрын

    Correct!

  • @heartofoak45
    @heartofoak45Ай бұрын

    I couldn't agree more. One doesn't have a 19-stone bruiser commenting on women's netball or do you.

  • @wephilips6651

    @wephilips6651

    Күн бұрын

    You are literally the type of person they are taking the mick out of and you don’t even get it! 😂

  • @WetBandit-qo9xd
    @WetBandit-qo9xd11 ай бұрын

    Two sugars. This should be shown to actors who want to learn about comedy and timing. I don't know if it was scripted but Paul throwing those words in at the end completely makes this sketch. We've thrown gongs and awards at some very dubious characters who are so-called comedians but if two blokes deserve a Knighthood or at least an OBE it is them.

  • @robertmitchell2575

    @robertmitchell2575

    9 ай бұрын

    Absolute genius the split second two sugars.

  • @danielmarriott6580

    @danielmarriott6580

    5 ай бұрын

    If they had any decency they'd turn that kind of shite down.

  • @keinpietz7697

    @keinpietz7697

    4 ай бұрын

    @@danielmarriott6580 where's the bloke, fam?

  • @user-py5ct1go2s

    @user-py5ct1go2s

    3 ай бұрын

    You are right Harry and Paul should be honoured for their comedy. But I think it should be more than a OBE. It should be something a little better. And if the King said no it should not then I would say to the king. OI! NO YOUR MAJESTY, I KNOW YOU SERVE THE COUNTRY WITH YOUR FINE REGAL STATESMANSHIP AND THAT MOST OF THE COUNTRY LOVE YOU. BUT DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND GIVE THEM A KNIGHTHOOD!..........I must calm down.😂

  • @mattadders9819

    @mattadders9819

    3 ай бұрын

    Genius! 👏😂

  • @phippsa3
    @phippsa33 жыл бұрын

    The "two sugars" got me 🤣🤣

  • @FahadAyaz

    @FahadAyaz

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same 😂 Said it so casually!

  • @jafar4marva

    @jafar4marva

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@FahadAyaz exactly, thats is their comedy craft. They are no longer "flavour of the month" which is a pity . This little skit is comedy gold an overused expression I know. Maybe this type of comedy doesnt light everyone's fire but it is undeniably brilliantly worked by the three actors. The guys even have a semblance of the look of Charlie George and Rodney Marsh and of course those were very blokey times, but a lot todays audience don't get the subtle nuances and take it all at face value.

  • @marcbiff2192

    @marcbiff2192

    Жыл бұрын

    And the eyes.

  • @foreverblues11
    @foreverblues1113 жыл бұрын

    "two sugars" hahahaha class.

  • @Juqqxman

    @Juqqxman

    6 жыл бұрын

    check harrys face, almost corpsed

  • @cellistyami2798

    @cellistyami2798

    3 жыл бұрын

    What does two sugars mean here?

  • @donaldflump4586

    @donaldflump4586

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cellistyami2798 It's suggesting that because she's a woman she should go and make them a tea with two sugars

  • @tinglestingles

    @tinglestingles

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@donaldflump4586 spot on

  • @crappymeal

    @crappymeal

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Oj Yes that one he must be a yank?

  • @Neo-oq3rx
    @Neo-oq3rx Жыл бұрын

    The way he’s says where’s the bloke love while looking at his phone is the funniest bit 😂

  • @rocon86
    @rocon8611 ай бұрын

    "Get the bloke darling, 2 sugars" 😂

  • @leatherman06
    @leatherman063 жыл бұрын

    Paul Whitehouse’s face cracks me up 😂

  • @user-vi6wf4gh9x

    @user-vi6wf4gh9x

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aye 🤣😂 best one is right at the end after she says "we'll be back after the break". The look of hopelessness on his face is golden

  • @jamessim1858

    @jamessim1858

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now now the poor sod was born that way he never chose his boat race did eeee

  • @choclatesaltyballz

    @choclatesaltyballz

    2 жыл бұрын

    Johnny Depp called him the finest actor of all time

  • @leatherman06

    @leatherman06

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jamessim1858 his expression

  • @volt7cooltangs701
    @volt7cooltangs7013 жыл бұрын

    ..and if the Enfield walked in here I’d say Oi Enfield, you’re a bloody genius

  • @paulkelly3561
    @paulkelly3561 Жыл бұрын

    Will never tire of watching this. Absolutely brilliant. "Two sugars" and P.W.'s raised expression a split second later 😂😂.

  • @gishfan7007
    @gishfan7007 Жыл бұрын

    Paul's timing & delivery is thing of beauty 😅👍

  • @randomelvis3359
    @randomelvis335919 күн бұрын

    These days are unfortunately all gawn!!!… sad world we live in now!!

  • @dnhy7951
    @dnhy79513 жыл бұрын

    I thought she was going to say 'we'll be back after the bloke.'

  • @SelfImprovement1111

    @SelfImprovement1111

    3 жыл бұрын

    Almost spilt my coffee over the iMac 😂

  • @all-caps3927
    @all-caps39272 жыл бұрын

    My favourite part was when they said “get the bloke”

  • @davidaston1644

    @davidaston1644

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah🤣🤣🤣and when they said it again , I split my ribs laughing😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @cathalmcwilliams7189

    @cathalmcwilliams7189

    Жыл бұрын

    I missed that part. Lol

  • @choclatesaltyballz
    @choclatesaltyballz5 жыл бұрын

    Love these 2 comedic geniuses

  • @fyodorseriencha6538

    @fyodorseriencha6538

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'd add her as well actually -in her role as a comedic actresses with some pizzaz, she's just irreplaceable, never mind how much work/ brains it takes.

  • @wrh152

    @wrh152

    2 жыл бұрын

    "love these two comedic geniuses and the bird, wossername"?

  • @richard7645

    @richard7645

    Жыл бұрын

    WHERE'S THE BLOKE?

  • @kernowarty
    @kernowarty3 жыл бұрын

    This actress should have played Princess Diana in The Crown.

  • @TheMusicianTom

    @TheMusicianTom

    Жыл бұрын

    Well observed. 100% true.

  • @jrobwhydidyoutubechangemyname

    @jrobwhydidyoutubechangemyname

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh my god yes!

  • @RF_Burns

    @RF_Burns

    4 ай бұрын

    Catherine Shepherd

  • @temperedglass1130
    @temperedglass11302 жыл бұрын

    So effing true and great commentary on our current times.

  • @scottb32a

    @scottb32a

    Жыл бұрын

    arent they taking the piss out of sexist football people ?

  • @EM-wd2vg
    @EM-wd2vg3 жыл бұрын

    This is me now when watching sky sports.

  • @ynwajft9612

    @ynwajft9612

    3 жыл бұрын

    100% its a joke, Cant be listening to these women who never played at the higest level trying to tell us about football, cancelling sky soon...

  • @tracer1127

    @tracer1127

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is what happens happens when the equality brigade strike. We pay to watch stuff with crap presenters with little or no knowledge of the subject.

  • @C1ayd0n82

    @C1ayd0n82

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wow. You guys proving male chauvinism is alive and well

  • @ynwajft9612

    @ynwajft9612

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@C1ayd0n82 You can virtue signal all you want mate but its the truth..people like you are the reason its like this...muppet...

  • @C1ayd0n82

    @C1ayd0n82

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@crowtales8828 good one

  • @TheWrathOfCam86
    @TheWrathOfCam863 жыл бұрын

    It's April from Peep Show! 👍

  • @louispks
    @louispks2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly the way I feel when I hear Jermaine Jenas. Never thought I'd say I wish Mark Lawrenson would come back.

  • @somethinglikeanonymous1773

    @somethinglikeanonymous1773

    Жыл бұрын

    I hate JJ

  • @stephenogden5470

    @stephenogden5470

    Жыл бұрын

    Lawrenson while commentating at the world cup, I think, mentioned Barnsley fans who when in the premiership for a season; their chant of "It's just like watching Brazil" Can't recall who were playing but it was a dull game, and Lawrenson said "this is just like watching Barnsley!" Made me laugh out loud, and I'm from Barnsley!

  • @sallybannister6224

    @sallybannister6224

    Жыл бұрын

    😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @josefk332

    @josefk332

    Жыл бұрын

    Lawrenson doesn’t tick enough of the ‘boxes’ to qualify, there are strict upper and lower limit quotas to meet these days (for commentators, pundits and indeed every walk of life).

  • @MIP0710

    @MIP0710

    Жыл бұрын

    @@josefk332 🥱

  • @Debraam
    @Debraam8 ай бұрын

    Kevin Keegan in the news recently. This is the first thing I thought of. 🤣

  • @robertmclean3612
    @robertmclean3612 Жыл бұрын

    This has aged beautiful must make fans still feel the same 😂

  • @Mr___X

    @Mr___X

    Жыл бұрын

    What begins as farce ends with spectral armbands and self righteous virtue signalling...or something like that.

  • @aurynwestwield1682

    @aurynwestwield1682

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Mr___X exactly, now I have to mute the commentary on most matches cos once again they stick their nose in where it's not wanted.

  • @richard7645

    @richard7645

    Жыл бұрын

    Where's the bloke?

  • @Lennon6412

    @Lennon6412

    11 ай бұрын

    I think it's meant to be a piss take of people with attitudes like yours

  • @gillianwooyeah

    @gillianwooyeah

    8 ай бұрын

    What do you think this sketch is about, out of interest?

  • @petetube13
    @petetube139 ай бұрын

    Harry Enfield is just about to crack up right at the end. Superb.

  • @trueleo7893
    @trueleo78933 жыл бұрын

    This is absolutely honest. Takes comedy to bring up the elephant in the room. 100% accurate.

  • @bengaliinplatforms1268

    @bengaliinplatforms1268

    2 жыл бұрын

    About hiring token woman because of diversity?

  • @attackpatterndelta8949

    @attackpatterndelta8949

    2 жыл бұрын

    The elephant in the room being that old footballers turned pundits are chauvinistic wankers.

  • @royksk

    @royksk

    2 жыл бұрын

    She doesn’t look like an elephant 🤪

  • @outsidespac3

    @outsidespac3

    2 жыл бұрын

    lol nice work showing you're too thick to understand the sketch. it's making fun of men who are like this, not endorsing this as reasonable behaviour

  • @royfr8136

    @royfr8136

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@outsidespac3 they dont exist

  • @moretimeneeded56
    @moretimeneeded562 жыл бұрын

    I’m listening to 5Live Premier League commentary; two young birds (/s) doing the honours and I couldn’t help saying “where’s the bloke?”

  • @stevenaustin8274
    @stevenaustin8274 Жыл бұрын

    Watching BBC final score these days you’d be lucky to find the Bloke

  • @neilmccormick2064

    @neilmccormick2064

    5 ай бұрын

    You realise that's very the attitude they're satirising?

  • @ph8077

    @ph8077

    Ай бұрын

    @@neilmccormick2064 You won't find ANY men on women's football coverage - satirise that! Virtue signalling woke clown.

  • @Hometruths29

    @Hometruths29

    Күн бұрын

    At least we still have Lineker.

  • @seancollins3605
    @seancollins36058 ай бұрын

    Paul Whitehouse the Football Manager at half time, Pure Genius

  • @musashidanmcgrath
    @musashidanmcgrath Жыл бұрын

    A phrase that constantly runs through the mind of every single bloke watching bloke's sport. 😂 Along with '2 sugars'

  • @jemimallah2591

    @jemimallah2591

    Жыл бұрын

    you realise this sketch is making fun of you, right?

  • @rhydyard

    @rhydyard

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jemimallah2591 "many a true word is said in jest" 😉

  • @bleu2680

    @bleu2680

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@rhydyard the woman in the video is portrayed as competent, you just hate women and dont understand nuance

  • @slooob23

    @slooob23

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@bleu2680 you must be fun at parties, with your woke police cap on.....

  • @thearbitar3751

    @thearbitar3751

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jemimallah2591 the woman presenter's/commentary apart from Alex Scott are a joke to football. So the joke is really on everyone having to put up with this shit. Companies need to hire good females instead of hiring because of gender

  • @johnmartinez7440
    @johnmartinez74402 жыл бұрын

    Enjoying all the people who genuinely think Enfield and Whitehouse are being serious, rather than taking the piss out of presenters like Keys and Gray. It's satire, folks. Not that hard to grasp.

  • @jamesbruce9607

    @jamesbruce9607

    2 жыл бұрын

    Joking, you've ruined it

  • @MrTunes333

    @MrTunes333

    2 жыл бұрын

    You mean keys and grey, the best presenter partnership Sky has ever had? All because they took the piss out if how poor womens footie is? (Which it is poor)

  • @gashscumkar6909

    @gashscumkar6909

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly mate, bang on , plus soccer Saturday nowadays is poor since the bame quota had to be filled. All the more reason to no longer bother. Give it 20 years and Newcastles number 9 will be transgender

  • @neothegsd7292

    @neothegsd7292

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MrTunes333 great sarcasm, truly enjoyed it.

  • @timhancock6626

    @timhancock6626

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gashscumkar6909 You mean you didn't know 🤣

  • @edgodsall3740
    @edgodsall37403 ай бұрын

    she’s beautiful

  • @tomasaguirre1764
    @tomasaguirre17642 ай бұрын

    Is this the most beautiful woman in the world? I think so. ♥

  • @stewartconway5190
    @stewartconway5190 Жыл бұрын

    Just watching the world cup coverage and thought of this 🤣🤣

  • @benpsmith77

    @benpsmith77

    Жыл бұрын

    Yep. Especially when ITV insist on inflicting Laura Woods on us.

  • @heathcotepursuit8
    @heathcotepursuit83 жыл бұрын

    Judging by the comments here, never has a sketch gone so far, over so many heads!

  • @derek-press

    @derek-press

    3 жыл бұрын

    it hasn't mate we know what Harry and Paul are getting at , but it's just the delivery is classic and comedy gold so stop being pretentious you're not the only one here with two O levels

  • @medexamtoolsdotcom

    @medexamtoolsdotcom

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's not over anyone's head, it's quite transparent and simplistic. It's just perpetuating the feminist persecution complex again, the narrative that men are so sexist and bad and women are oh so victimized and pure, by presenting two caricatures of men who are such extreme strawmen that they're not even willing to talk to a woman about sports and have deep contempt for her having that job. It's not funny. It's just demonizing men as usual.

  • @Nefariousbig

    @Nefariousbig

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@medexamtoolsdotcom No it's demonising moron gammons. Oh, and how can you call it a strawman when the comments are chock full of those exact men, patting eachother on the back and decrying 'pc culture'?

  • @shiftyshamsk

    @shiftyshamsk

    3 жыл бұрын

    Go put the kettle on.

  • @natmanprime4295

    @natmanprime4295

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stop being such a homosexual.

  • @cervelo9465
    @cervelo9465 Жыл бұрын

    The female lady interviewer is gorgeous, face, voice, everything.

  • @spurzgal
    @spurzgal8 ай бұрын

    They must of had a premonition of all the nonsense we have today. Great sketch!

  • @count3ears

    @count3ears

    5 ай бұрын

    Well the nonsense today is the Gammon's complaining about women

  • @Adam-zp6td

    @Adam-zp6td

    4 ай бұрын

    You do know they're making fun of people like you with this sketch right?

  • @count3ears

    @count3ears

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Adam-zp6td lol, no that's exactly the opposite of what they are doing. They are taking the piss out of the backward thinking. Jesus this goes straight over the heads of so many cavemen. Do you think they are stupid enough to base their comedy on misogyny. So you think it's funny because you agree with their viewpoint?? What's the funny part then?

  • @philgriffin8285
    @philgriffin82853 жыл бұрын

    Brilliantly well acted.

  • @TheKristianCollins
    @TheKristianCollins13 жыл бұрын

    "Two sugars" LMAO

  • @Isleofskye

    @Isleofskye

    Ай бұрын

    Why you say "Two Sugars" please?

  • @themancunian1214
    @themancunian12143 ай бұрын

    Where's the bloke luv ? - great comedy sketch - don't know how how all three - keep straight faces lol 🤣🤣 👍

  • @sitkamaint3265

    @sitkamaint3265

    2 ай бұрын

    They almost don't, each one has a moment where they almost lose it

  • @themancunian1214

    @themancunian1214

    2 ай бұрын

    @@sitkamaint3265 lol sitkamaint

  • @Jimmy_Cooper
    @Jimmy_Cooper3 жыл бұрын

    Thing is , funny as this is , I’d actually love to see it happen

  • @boytygaming4007
    @boytygaming4007Ай бұрын

    Never has this been more accurate than now

  • @mir703
    @mir70310 ай бұрын

    What every guy thinks when watching the footy these days

  • @SteRDLK

    @SteRDLK

    Ай бұрын

    Spacker

  • @codegrey9944

    @codegrey9944

    Ай бұрын

    I turn the volume off if 'two sugars' are commentating

  • @MG-bs5mr

    @MG-bs5mr

    3 күн бұрын

    You don't speak for every guy.

  • @loungejay8555
    @loungejay85553 жыл бұрын

    Deep deep down you know these are the attitudes of old schooler's like Allardyce, Pulis, and Souness, et al.

  • @philhode5104

    @philhode5104

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah they take the fat pay check though, but only a matter of time till 1 of them slips up,can you imagine how careful they have to be

  • @Darwinion

    @Darwinion

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@philhode5104 Just because you are contracted to work with women doesn't mean you must respect their opinion in a job they never worked.

  • @Nefariousbig

    @Nefariousbig

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Darwinion funny how you incel whoppers never pipe up about all the non ex-players doing punditry and presenting, only when it's a woman.

  • @scottw3780

    @scottw3780

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Nefariousbig I’ve not met a single football fan who wants women commentating or giving opinions on games...

  • @Nefariousbig

    @Nefariousbig

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@scottw3780 I've never met you, so you aren't real. That was easy.

  • @ahassen1236
    @ahassen12363 жыл бұрын

    Harry Enfield probably the most controversial genius but we wouldn't have it any other way.

  • @viviennehateley1843

    @viviennehateley1843

    3 жыл бұрын

    And he is never seen today, obviously upset all the luvvies!

  • @exessex3522

    @exessex3522

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why is Enfield controversial?

  • @exessex3522

    @exessex3522

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@viviennehateley1843 What did he do?

  • @martynflynn8368

    @martynflynn8368

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is "Telegraphing", he is not "controversial", he is not a "genius". Nikola Tesla was a genius but they never educate you about the real genius's of this world, just fill your head with crap "comedy" and overpaid nancy boy football twats.

  • @Jimmy_Cooper

    @Jimmy_Cooper

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don’t think he’s controversial . Just very good and incredibly funny as is Paul Whitehouse

  • @grahamtaylor6883
    @grahamtaylor68832 жыл бұрын

    Lol, I actually said this during the Euro Championships when there were two female commentators.

  • @garylynch1636
    @garylynch163611 ай бұрын

    Blokes can’t talk about football on T.V. anymore 🤐

  • @aranksentimentalist
    @aranksentimentalist5 жыл бұрын

    Catherine Shephard kills this every time.

  • @dannyvine3605

    @dannyvine3605

    3 жыл бұрын

    She is gorgeous! Nice take on how times have changed regarding football.

  • @MrGranfield

    @MrGranfield

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dannyvine3605 She is gorgeous but she is married.....To a women called Brandi.

  • @1414yorks

    @1414yorks

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MrGranfield She WAS gorgeous but hasn't aged well very plain looking now 45 and weirdly her bird has a passing resemblance to her father!!

  • @scottandrewbrass1931

    @scottandrewbrass1931

    3 жыл бұрын

    No that's another Catherine Shepard.

  • @MrGranfield

    @MrGranfield

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@scottandrewbrass1931 No it's not.

  • @drinksbottle
    @drinksbottle13 жыл бұрын

    Andy gray would be proud lol

  • @GregOrCreg

    @GregOrCreg

    3 жыл бұрын

    And Richard Keys.

  • @liamc19

    @liamc19

    Жыл бұрын

    It's those kinda dinosaurs it's mocking - amazing how people miss the point

  • @manlikeJoe1010

    @manlikeJoe1010

    Жыл бұрын

    @@liamc19 At least we can always rely on Liam to point out the blindingly obvious. Cheers Liam. Also why the use of the word 'dinosaurs'? I trust that when Laura Woods etc are old women and their views are outdated you will be calling her a 'dinosaur' as well and advocating for her to be replaced right?...🙄🤡

  • @NyanPoptartCat
    @NyanPoptartCat2 жыл бұрын

    This comments section isn't comedy gold, it's comedy platinum.

  • @brandinukltd6787
    @brandinukltd67879 ай бұрын

    Where is the bloke Two sugars 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leegriffiths312
    @leegriffiths3123 жыл бұрын

    Those were the days!

  • @paulturner1363

    @paulturner1363

    2 жыл бұрын

    This will offend the P C brigade today.

  • @_Somsnosa_

    @_Somsnosa_

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh come off it you old gammon tart

  • @MattSingh1
    @MattSingh13 жыл бұрын

    *Women: know your limits*

  • @tillyt4054

    @tillyt4054

    3 жыл бұрын

    L is for Lice , L is for Labour 😂

  • @nickstone1587

    @nickstone1587

    3 жыл бұрын

    For pity's sake, don't drive

  • @daddypig.5796

    @daddypig.5796

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nick Stone that driving episode is unbelievably funny 😂

  • @offensiveplaythroughs7159

    @offensiveplaythroughs7159

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@daddypig.5796 The driving one was the best 🤣

  • @garyrothwell1914

    @garyrothwell1914

    2 жыл бұрын

    Angry Frank.....................lololol

  • @johnbell1859
    @johnbell1859 Жыл бұрын

    Nice 👌😂 she is so cute 🥰. 🇬🇧

  • @cheekyegg
    @cheekyeggАй бұрын

    Way ahead of its time

  • @JohnAnderson-ms2cn
    @JohnAnderson-ms2cn2 жыл бұрын

    Just look at the look on Paul’s face when she says “I’m the bloke”….. Priceless!!!

  • @jupiter998
    @jupiter9985 жыл бұрын

    "We'll be back after the break" .......LOL

  • @peterburns2151
    @peterburns215111 күн бұрын

    That 2 sugars killed me 😂

  • @jasonharding8336
    @jasonharding83362 жыл бұрын

    Enfield's smile at the very end. Never sure if that was part of the script or he thought they'd cut.

  • @ScapoloMichael

    @ScapoloMichael

    10 ай бұрын

    I think he's supposed to be smiling for the camera like he was before the nonbloke showed up but doesn't realise the camera is facing his left now

  • @fenchurchassociates3336
    @fenchurchassociates3336 Жыл бұрын

    I just wish this happened in the real world 😂😂

  • @Hoopspur
    @Hoopspur Жыл бұрын

    That "two sugars" right at the end is genius 🤣

  • @brian.7966
    @brian.79663 ай бұрын

    exactly ! where has all the blokes gone when it comes too football we should all say wheres the BLOKE.

  • @RDR1456
    @RDR14563 жыл бұрын

    How right they were, its 2021 😭

  • @prizeking1647

    @prizeking1647

    3 жыл бұрын

    Usyk said hi

  • @brandonandtom941

    @brandonandtom941

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is that really you man

  • @Dani-it5sy

    @Dani-it5sy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Only in some people's minds though..

  • @sportyguyusa
    @sportyguyusa3 жыл бұрын

    They’re looking for the bloke, darling. Please stop talking and get the bloke. It’s time for football talk. Be a good girl and put the kettle on 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @alberttanner408

    @alberttanner408

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your a muslim i see

  • @gaspipeCasso

    @gaspipeCasso

    3 жыл бұрын

    Albert

  • @Must_not_say_that
    @Must_not_say_that2 жыл бұрын

    This is just superb!

  • @chrisperry5244
    @chrisperry52443 ай бұрын

    Brilliant. Absaloute legends of comedy 😆 👌

  • @Badrobot1500
    @Badrobot15005 ай бұрын

    Joey Barton.

  • @pjones9088

    @pjones9088

    5 ай бұрын

    Exactly 😂

  • @philjamieson5572
    @philjamieson55723 жыл бұрын

    I think that is a classic sketch from these 2 superb comics.

  • @olliekendall176
    @olliekendall1765 жыл бұрын

    *where's the bloke*

  • @MattSingh1

    @MattSingh1

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Women: know your limits*

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy0076 жыл бұрын

    Everytime I see Theresa May on the telly.

  • @H0n3yMonstah

    @H0n3yMonstah

    5 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/qH2Tl5Kln5q3orw.html

  • @neilwilson5785

    @neilwilson5785

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not so much now. you'll have to make do with Dominic.

  • @seanscanlon9067

    @seanscanlon9067

    3 жыл бұрын

    @ödīñ ŵïlšøń "virus propaganda pushers"....Seriously?

  • @donbrogan3158

    @donbrogan3158

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@seanscanlon9067 yeah.

  • @user-vi6wf4gh9x

    @user-vi6wf4gh9x

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@seanscanlon9067 Yes.

  • @googoogjoobgoogoogjoob
    @googoogjoobgoogoogjoob3 жыл бұрын

    How prophetic was that!

  • @finnkdy

    @finnkdy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now it's 3 non ~ blokes.

  • @yeahbuddy7556

    @yeahbuddy7556

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's all being exposed, everything was reversed and a lot of those celebs portrayed as women are actually men

  • @jackgillies5638
    @jackgillies5638 Жыл бұрын

    The great thing about this is the football chat she gives is also spot on accurate - it's literally what the 'bloke' would say - but from the mouth of a 'bird' so it doesn't count.

  • @MrTunes333
    @MrTunes3332 жыл бұрын

    Gone are the good old days where men were allowed to control the game they created without being forced to change it after it became a multi billion pound enterprise...

  • @user-qf5qv9kn6w
    @user-qf5qv9kn6w9 ай бұрын

    Way ahead of their time Harry & Paul way ahead

  • @mrkeogh
    @mrkeogh10 ай бұрын

    "Game of two 'alfs, innit, luv? Unless it's football, which is a game fer blokes, so just one 'arf of 'umankind, darlin'."

  • @garywallace5602
    @garywallace5602 Жыл бұрын

    2022 remastered version... "Where's Alex Scott and Jermaine Jenas, love? Large Latte...no sugar!".

  • @eclectica1

    @eclectica1

    Ай бұрын

    Tell me you're racist without telling me you're racist...

  • @paperchain1239
    @paperchain12396 жыл бұрын

    Love it GET THE BLOKE NOW!!!

  • @vladskiobi
    @vladskiobi7 жыл бұрын

    Hit replay so many times "bloke" doesn't even sound like a word anymore.

  • @d-logan5280

    @d-logan5280

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ditto.

  • @loungejay8555

    @loungejay8555

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its been replaced by the American word "guy" in our lexicon.

  • @napoleao3409
    @napoleao340910 ай бұрын

    They're absolutely right!!! Where's the hell is the bloke?

  • @JDAMMM
    @JDAMMM13 жыл бұрын

    '2 sugars'...thats classic!!!!

  • @frankford1115
    @frankford11153 жыл бұрын

    This is so good.

  • @allanluke7825
    @allanluke78256 ай бұрын

    Joey Barton 2023:

  • @joe99173122
    @joe991731222 жыл бұрын

    The funniest thing about this is not only did they disrespect the woman, they also disrespected "the bloke" because they don't care enough about him to know his name 🤣

  • @temporaryuseraccount0012

    @temporaryuseraccount0012

    Жыл бұрын

    that's a reach

  • @adolfot5913

    @adolfot5913

    11 ай бұрын

    Ummmm no

  • @SIEVECN
    @SIEVECN3 жыл бұрын

    Go and get the bloke luv - brilliant!!

  • @catbreath007
    @catbreath0073 жыл бұрын

    Did you see that game in Dubai recently ? The female referee was advised not to approach the Arab sponsor & shake his hand after the game as it would offend him !! Harry Enfield was way ahead of his time 👍

  • @crazynighthawk

    @crazynighthawk

    3 жыл бұрын

    Probably more a case of the UAE being so behind the times, most countries have progressed whilst others have stood still.

  • @hugoclarke3284

    @hugoclarke3284

    3 жыл бұрын

    @MathematicalPhysics Your comparison with French men kissing the cheek as a greeting illustrates your point well. It is certainly true that men in the UK would feel uncomfortable with this form of greeting, even men who are not disgusted by the idea, simply because it is not customary and does not carry the same meaning, as you say. However, this comparison is not equal to the example of the referee in Dubai. That is because it involves hierarchy. I do not speak of some sort of law that says women are inferior to men; cultural hierarchies are somewhat fluid since they arise naturally. Nor do I mean to suggest that hierarchies are bad, because they provide structures which are essential for our societies to operate. However, it is important to understand that in this context, the female gender has been positioned below that of men, and if we decide to examine the reasoning of this to consider whether it is fair or no, we find that it is more or less because women are seen as a kind of property of their husband. Not objectified; as long as the husband is not flawed in himself he will love and care for her. Moreover, this idea of property still persists in the West and many other places, though I think to a lesser degree. Now compare this to the fact that women were not allowed aboard ships. Grossly sexist of course, but the reasoning behind it was pretty sound. In those times it would be very dangerous for women to go aboard ships for obvious reasons, even more so if they became pregnant. And yes, I say "times" because the technology we have now was not present then. This is why I can conclude by saying Dubai needs to grow the fuck up in this regard. The reasoning does fit the circumstances of the present day.

  • @mr.safensound4238

    @mr.safensound4238

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hugoclarke3284 you've got this all wrong, it's nothing to do with hierarchy. The male sponsor wouldn't be exactly 'offended' at shaking the lady's hand, he'd most probably enjoy it. But then in arab culture there are certain boundaries, women are afforded a certain respect with regards to physical contact. As the comment above explains, this is considered an inappropriate level of intimacy between two strangers. The sponsor would prefer not to have to explain this awkwardly in the heat of the moment to her, hence she was forewarned about it.

  • @musashidanmcgrath

    @musashidanmcgrath

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mr.safensound4238 Mate, stop beating around the bush, it has nothing to do with 'afforded respect'. It's a strict law in Islam. It's not 'Arab culture', it's an Islamic law.

  • @mr.safensound4238

    @mr.safensound4238

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@musashidanmcgrath 'Islamic law' isn't applicable here, and especially in this modern day and age. Perhaps it's relevant when you have a religious leader put into that situation to shake hands. But otherwise the extent people choose to apply the religion varies considerably from person to person.

  • @CheersDits2979
    @CheersDits29799 ай бұрын

    Truer than ever in 2023.

  • @johnholt9399
    @johnholt93992 жыл бұрын

    We have gone from this to virtually all woman now covering football.

  • @unbornchickenvoices
    @unbornchickenvoices13 жыл бұрын

    She is beautiful.

  • @Bosoxist

    @Bosoxist

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@barringtongilbert6390 April

  • @barkebaat

    @barkebaat

    3 жыл бұрын

    yeah, but not a bloke tho', so...

  • @leatherman06

    @leatherman06

    3 жыл бұрын

    Catherine Shepherd is lovely

  • @leoholder7839

    @leoholder7839

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@barringtongilbert6390 with Big Suze being the other star of this show too

  • @nathanl4285

    @nathanl4285

    3 жыл бұрын

    ^^^ simp

  • @GerryRed7
    @GerryRed73 жыл бұрын

    I love this! 💘

  • @Hascienda27
    @Hascienda276 ай бұрын

    Joey Barton be like:

  • @Mr.P001
    @Mr.P0013 ай бұрын

    Brilliant, still funny years later 😅😅😅

  • @crustyskellington4056
    @crustyskellington40562 жыл бұрын

    God, there are so many women hating lemons in here unaware that this sketch is making fun of THEM.

  • @paulkelly3561

    @paulkelly3561

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don't be so extreme, luv. Just because I find this little sketch funny does not mean I HATE women.

  • @dib000

    @dib000

    Жыл бұрын

    @@paulkelly3561 whooooooooshhhh

  • @mortenson-boxymusic

    @mortenson-boxymusic

    4 ай бұрын

    EXACTLY. finaly someone actually understands this sketch

  • @eamonnglover100
    @eamonnglover1003 жыл бұрын

    nice bit of totty.

  • @andrewthomas405
    @andrewthomas405 Жыл бұрын

    I must admit as a preference I do prefer the bloke

  • @charlespring5296
    @charlespring52963 ай бұрын

    April ❤️ she was definitely the one

  • @Make_Boxing_Great_Again
    @Make_Boxing_Great_Again3 жыл бұрын

    2 sugars lmao that just made it

  • @schell0118
    @schell01183 жыл бұрын

    Only saying what everyone is thinking.

  • @tommiatkins3443

    @tommiatkins3443

    3 жыл бұрын

    What utter dickheads are thinking, and that, my peabrained grunting friend is the whole point. Jesus, you are so fucking dumb. How do you even breathe?

  • @schell0118

    @schell0118

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tommiatkins3443 Oh dear! I think someone is menstruating.

  • @warmswarm

    @warmswarm

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@schell0118 - Oh dear, someone doesn't understand how thick he is.

  • @schell0118

    @schell0118

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@warmswarm Oh, there are many people who don't understand how stupid they are. Fortunately, I'm not one of them. I know exactly how stupid I am. Do you? For example, can you comprehend how staggeringly idiotic it is to assume you know something meaningful about a complete stranger, purely on the basis of a joke they made?

  • @warmswarm

    @warmswarm

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@schell0118 - Oh, so you're going for the old "it was a joke" excuse. How convenient.

  • @liamod01
    @liamod019 ай бұрын

    ‘Get the bloke…two sugars,…😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shannonpincombe8485
    @shannonpincombe84852 жыл бұрын

    This is great. Just want to point out the obvious...this lady is gorgeous!!

  • @dj_ray

    @dj_ray

    4 ай бұрын

    That’s what birds are there for, not to talk about the fucking football! 😳

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