I LOVE THIS SKETCH ! I WORK WITH 3 Polish people who think this is really grade a gold! pity there are no longer comedy like this. on another level I met Harry Enfield years ago, through my work in a Hospice. he came to vist, Harry was /is such a lovely man please do some more work like this!" thank you for being such a nice man .

@limadeltazulu

5 жыл бұрын

the most important thing is to have a good sense of humor

@frankythehousecat2681

3 жыл бұрын

A Bloody Nice Bloke Then !

@kerkiraz

2 жыл бұрын

Worse by the day

@rainblaze.

2 жыл бұрын

@@kerkiraz What you mean?

@kerkiraz

2 жыл бұрын

Woke taking down comedy by the day The political left are fucking over the fabric of humour if they don't like don't watch!

The most shocking thing about this is that a cappuccino used to be £1.60!

@airgaborpara3824

9 ай бұрын

The cappuccino is around 60pence but the net profit 3,5 thanx to wild limitless speculation based society. Accept and enjoy the Math-tricks.

@deaddocreallydeaddoc5244

8 ай бұрын

Inflation, his.

@Mahalo_83

8 ай бұрын

Was £1.90 by the end

@goodgood9955

8 ай бұрын

​@@Mahalo_83nice one.

@morghetoofun2979

8 ай бұрын

@@Mahalo_83 Yes indeed, it went up by 30p within minutes 😂

I’m Canadian but my background is Polish and I grew up in a Polish neighbourhood in Toronto. What a perfect portrayal of Polish people. The frostiness, the frankness, the contempt - they nailed it all haha!

There are English men all over the country having this exact experience daily

@1220b

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed we are....

@coenvanwinkelhoff2070

2 жыл бұрын

Not since brexit they are not...

@jamesbyrne9312

Жыл бұрын

Yeah in an Albanian or Romanian cafe.

I just walked into a coffee shop and ordered something from the pretty central european girl behind the counter. She actually said: "Hello, how are you today ?" I think I felt my heart fall fifty feet.....

@fredfredericks3496

2 жыл бұрын

Your heart may have fell, but something else was raised...

@marcpullen3912

2 жыл бұрын

What Were You Doing On The Roof ; In The First Place , Noel ?!!!!

@PCongeries

2 жыл бұрын

Ha Ha ha

@Amethyst_Friend

Жыл бұрын

Just talk to her. Be yourself

@andrewmurray5542

10 ай бұрын

​@@fredfredericks3496 saucy! Heeee!

£1.60 for a Cappuccino! £1.60!! What an age to be alive....

@TheOmanJam

6 жыл бұрын

I like it how they increased it to £1.90 a bit later. Maybe just for him!

@andyweatherhill4761

6 жыл бұрын

i remember when it was 99p for a pint of ale lol

@rodluvan1976

6 жыл бұрын

hardly much is it. a large cappuccino will easily run you the double in Stockholm

@rodluvan1976

6 жыл бұрын

Andy Weatherhill you must be 47

@andyweatherhill4761

6 жыл бұрын

actually 45 in 5 months dude lol

I have had the same situation with a polish girl at work,she gives you all the signs that she's interested in you and when you give it back its like aaaaaahhh go away!!!

@RG-iw7py

2 жыл бұрын

That's common misinterpretation. She may be just jolly, only friendly.

@arionas11

2 жыл бұрын

@@RG-iw7py 😂😂😂 it tells you what is considered normal. Indeed in many places people are just genuinely jolly and not flirty

@RG-iw7py

2 жыл бұрын

@@arionas11 Indeed. Some people are obsessed with food or ssssomething else but I prefer a healthy wholesome diet, rich varied life. God bless you! :D

@RG-iw7py

2 жыл бұрын

@@arionas11 BTW look up Hó-bha-in - Róisín Elsafty, and John Spillane Dance of the Cherry Trees, then Dreamer. Have a good day!:)

@alexmasters6015

2 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough that was Prince Andrews experience in Pizza express!

I think what’s brilliant is the sadness, he’s probably divorced and thinking he was young and there’s just so much to unpack.

This is how I felt on my 40's working around young ladies in their 20's. They used to giggle and call me grandad! I told them about the first car I drove and one of them said Was it a model T Ford? I laughed whilst dying inside!

@simonaminsley305

2 жыл бұрын

Well they must have been idiots then. For a start 40's is still fairly young, as A) most people live until about 90 now and B) In order to be their ''grandad'', you would have had to have been in your 60's!! They wouldn't get away with that in the workplace now.

@marksmith1960

2 жыл бұрын

@@simonaminsley305 It was ok Simona, honestly. In the end I married one of them anyway, the one who tore into me the most! She is 18 years younger than me and she still calls me grandad! Sometimes things end well. Thanks for your support though and Jasmine says hi.

@nygelmiller5293

2 жыл бұрын

To Mark Smith you are brave to tell us this funny story.

@nygelmiller5293

2 жыл бұрын

@@simonaminsley305 you are a REAL lady! Thank you being so polite to us men!

@theselector4733

2 жыл бұрын

@@marksmith1960 You lucky old codger LOL. When I was in my early 20's I worked with a bloke who was 49 and we all thought he was an OLD MAN. I used to ask him questions about Elvis & The Beatles. Now I'm 52 and would love to be in my 40's LOL. Oh, how times change.

I can't begin to analyse why this sketch is so brilliant - it just IS. Harry brings subtle new dimensions to humour that, sadly, I think go over a lot of peoples' heads.

@jamesknox64

8 жыл бұрын

The Guardian is a nice touch. What else would he read?

@albertmccready478

8 жыл бұрын

+Ian Thomas Yes, its tremendous stuff.

@tbone2646

7 жыл бұрын

I found it super funny because I had a buddy who had a crush like this on the polish girl working in a local fry-up joint. After a time he discovered she was married so he transferred his crush onto her sister. Art imitating life.

@chrisbirch4150

7 жыл бұрын

yeah it's a fascinating situation. I think what happens is awkward guys don't have to be as sharp because the language barrier masks what would normally be a bland conversation. As a result you feel as if there is some chemistry there, when there probably isn't. Great comedy!

@BobbyG929

6 жыл бұрын

Thankfully you're here to enlighten us all

"I missed you..." "WHAT!?"

@_BhagavadGita

5 күн бұрын

😅🤣😂🤣😂

“This is my younger sister Anka...you must be careful because she likes the older men !” "What ?" Enfield’s face !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rappinbobbyj

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, we know, we watched it as well.

@johnhuggins1394

Жыл бұрын

My ideal woman has to be mid to late thirties, gsoh,bright,fairly attractive,not skinny,but not fat,and loves men that are in their mid fifties I'm 53 Not much to ask 😂

@foljs5858

Жыл бұрын

@@rappinbobbyj ah, always someone that doesn't get that the whole point of youtube comments below a video clip is to refer to bits in the clip and discuss them....

@rappinbobbyj

Жыл бұрын

@@foljs5858 and you miss my point which is that Noel Majers, like lots of others on KZread merely quote from the item. That’s not discussing, or even commenting on it, it’s just quoting back what viewers have just viewed. , hence my comment.

@johnhuggins1394

Жыл бұрын

And wears dark rimmed glasses and is secretarial like

Yes funny on so many levels, good for Harry Enfield and older English man, shy with girls, getting so excited at the start. So funny. At least we can laugh at ourselves in the UK.

@simonaminsley305

2 жыл бұрын

Older? He's only 48 in this, not 60.

@samaraisnt

2 жыл бұрын

@@simonaminsley305 That's about twice their age. Doubt if he was a 48 year old woman talking to 20-something men anyone would take issue with the ever so common "older woman."

@richardingamells7213

2 жыл бұрын

@@samaraisnt Absolute guff lol. I've dated far older ladies the only nasty remarks were off other women including younger colleagues. Mum too didn't approve!

@adamfletcher-dn4jm

Жыл бұрын

Thats why our comedy is king of the world 🤗✌

I love the tortured 360 she does when looking for the newspaper. But that doesn't even begin to compare to the 360 she does at the end when she goes from standoffish to extremely interested. Poor guy doesn't seem to know what a nutter he's hooking up with.

my favorite sketch, so realistic. thanks for the subtitles, now got the whole of it's genius.

@nick_nam3

Жыл бұрын

I'm from Poland and it's not so realistic to me, because she clearly doesn't have polish accent :) When she speaks in english it sounds more like a russian accent, when she speaks in polish it's not polish accent. Also, she's not using polish only, I think she used czech or slovakian at least once and some other slavic language or faking it (unless this was the idea of the sketch).

Hi there. I'm Polish. Been living in the UK for about 16 years now. I absolutely love The Flying Circus of Monty Python and their sense of humour which I guess is the very quintessence of the English humour. Very often return to those sketches of theirs, time-permitting... They were without a doubt the best comedians in the whole history of the world. The Greatest. When I was younger, we used to watch Benny Hill on the Polish TV as well. Loved it. At that time, as a child, I couldn't understand English, of course, but such things (and songs) did prompt me to learn it on my own, even without a teacher---a book was all I needed (which incidentally means that if you really want something, you're going to get it). Now that I do I enjoy THIS type of humour so much more. And please remember, Polish is difficult . Very difficult. In fact, one of the 3 most difficult languages to learn in the whole wide world. So, if you think you're a titan and can achieve the Impossible, you can challenge yourself and try to learn it :) But yes, I actually know 2 native English people that do speak very good Polish. They have studied at Polish universities and got their degrees, one of them in history and the other one in maths.

@richardlitwin4046

2 жыл бұрын

Are they Lithuanian, Polish and Hungarian? I speak Hungarian and Polish from an early age, fluently, and we had a Lithuanian help when I was little, living in Wrocław, and I picked up the tongue from her, although I don't yet speak it; I have the Chomskyan template. Best wishes.

@aclark903

2 жыл бұрын

日本語は難しいよ!

@FlyingPhilUK

2 жыл бұрын

@@aclark903 True!

@VanlifewithAlan

2 жыл бұрын

I speak Polish which I learned in my 20s.

@giveusanesirbobholness7199

2 жыл бұрын

i love you polish coming to live in the UK. got a few polish mates at work and been invited round to theirs for barbecues, they really know how to drink and make people welcome. Nice families mate 👍

This and 'Saw You Coming' are why Harry is a genius

After seeing both these clips then other Harry & Paul clips, nothing but nothing compares to Cafe Polski, so multi layered, hilarious, I love it.

@JJONNYREPP

8 ай бұрын

Cafe Polski -- subtitles for the English-speaking 0704am 13.9.23 this is scarily well observed.... ffs is usually the correct response to realising that this is the case.

This is unironically every group of Polish women in any British workplace ever.

@HouseholdDog

3 жыл бұрын

My mum is Polish an I fully agree. You really have to ignore the brutal honesty.

@jeshkam

2 жыл бұрын

Are you a hipster?

@Spasticus.Autisticus

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeshkam Are u gay?

@jeshkam

2 жыл бұрын

@@Spasticus.Autisticus What if I was?

@orphanoforbit7588

2 жыл бұрын

Struggling to understand what that means.

Harry is one of my best friends. I've known him for many years. He is a good bloke, funny guy. Loves to have a bit of banter

@Harmonical1

Жыл бұрын

If Harry really is one of your best friends you are very lucky guy indeed. Harry Enfield is in my opinion beyond a comedy genius.

@BillyBullshitter

Жыл бұрын

@@Harmonical1 yes he is. As was Ronnie Barker. Both are comedy geniuses. I'm not sure about being lucky though. He's a right pain in the arse 🤣🤣, Always playing pranks. And changing his voice during withheld number phone call 🤣🤣. He's a right cheeky blighter I tell you.

@davidcoombes1006

Жыл бұрын

@@BillyBullshitter It must be great having two Imaginary friends.Hows the dead one getting on?

@BillyBullshitter

Жыл бұрын

@@davidcoombes1006 he is dead. I know, as I was at the funeral. But he lives on in the heart.

@IhaytFukkingsocialmedia

11 ай бұрын

lol why is he getting all the cute young chics who like old dudes though? and more importantly where do we older women find the cute young guys into MILFS???

As a pole I must say they nailed the girls' looks and behaviour, blonde's haircut and makeup are spot-on. :)

@wieslawl59

6 жыл бұрын

Paul Williams, you DO obviously. Speak for yourself. Nobody gave you the mandate to express opinions on behalf of the whole country. Besides, better dumb culture than no culture at all

@scottscott232

6 жыл бұрын

Paul Williams, you rude, ignorant fool. This is purely about comedy. Creep back under your sullied rock. You disgusting savage.

@edlawn5481

5 жыл бұрын

The English sure didn't mind having the Poles there in 1940 when their pilots were shooting down Germans.

@Kris.G

5 жыл бұрын

Paul Williams, an angry middle class keyboard warrior who needs to release his bottled up rage on the Internet from time to time. He wouldn't dare talking to real people like that because he'd be too scared of being called racist or something, but here, where nobody gives a fuck about what he has to say and where he feels safe and anonymous enough, he can show everybody how brave and patriotic he is. He only does things that are English, you see. He has fish and chips every Friday, roast dinner on Sunday, waves English flag to show just how English he is. In reality though, he's just an uneducated, overly proud, probably a little overweight with a high sense of entitlement little man who thinks that in Spain everyone should speak English because he went there on holiday. Also, not a single Polish person is going to take any notice of your little pathetic rant. Foreigners are here to stay and you can do fuck all about it. Have a nice English day.

@godislove8050

5 жыл бұрын

Kris Gietkowski - these angry keyboard warriors with a chip on their shoulder are not usually middle class, educated or hard working people , they're lazy, computer gaming teenagers living on council estates.

Genius!! I've watched this multiple times and laughed each time!

Brilliant sketch, love it.

Great comedy, still getting laughs (and comments), years along!

i didn't realise it was the highly talented laura solon (in the flesh so to speak) in this sketch being only familiar with her radio show. She is sooooo funny !! together with harry enfield they've created something which is subtlety hilarious

My wife is polish and pissed herself at this🤣

@limadeltazulu

Жыл бұрын

Your wife has some strange sense of humor. 🤣

Love a bit of Laura Solon - so great in these sketches

Brilliant in every aspect

This is good observational comedy. I'm Polish living in the UK and I love English humour, sadly it's being systematically eroded by PC...

@peaceLove1988

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah those police are bastards.

@dbcox2009

4 жыл бұрын

So true.. Can we have PiS in the UK they have such liberal ideas

@cgavin1

4 жыл бұрын

Polish people are the only other Europeans that share British sense of humour. Since 1996 I have met so many amazing Poles and Romanians (yes, really). Europe was ace, while it lasted ..

@stephenroney3630

3 жыл бұрын

@@peaceLove1988 Not to mention the Personal Computers, or the Pubic Comb.

@boskee

2 жыл бұрын

Try Mac

Thank you for taking the time to do this , have always wondered what was said Nice one , only adds to the humour 😀

This is a brilliant sketch,ive watched and loved so many harry Enfield characters but this is fantastic,this sketch is up there with Les the barman.

Love the fact you supplied translations in the subtitles, nice job!

Thanks for the translations. :)

Harry is truly a genius, all I love of authentic English humor

@jayaybe1

7 жыл бұрын

It will rain by lunchtime : (

Omg I loved this show when it came on TV! Surprised its not been aired on Netflix etc what a classic and hilarious too 🤣

These are so well written and performed. Reminds me of a small Polish food store and cafe in Eastbourne.

@marcuslavaggi-bowen6539

2 жыл бұрын

Polis shop on Cavendish Place?. A friend of mine used to own Little Polka on Seaside road, which she closed down in about 2011. She still has the Polish style crockery she served the food in. It’s now the Legends Barber.

@theoriginalbluey

11 ай бұрын

I know the shop! :)

This is great. Beyond comedy!

this is very subtle, well observed mundane mannerisms. great comedy

I'm Polish Brit....this is absolutely in point ..ha ha ha culture,understanding, characters ..of both sides British and Polish ha ha ha

@heybabycometobutthead

Жыл бұрын

No such thing as Polish Brit.

@Mike-br8zt

Жыл бұрын

@@heybabycometobutthead Yes there is, I am one as well.

@heybabycometobutthead

Жыл бұрын

@@Mike-br8zt British people aren't Slavic, it's literally impossible

@dh1380

Жыл бұрын

@@heybabycometobutthead it's to do with citizenship, ya big dummy. Ie. Of Polish origin but born in the UK. It shouldn't be that hard to understand. 🤯 it's no different to African American or American Irish. Or even Anglo-Saxon if you wanna get really deep with it.

@heybabycometobutthead

Жыл бұрын

@@dh1380 Yeah, you live in the UK, but aren't British why is that hard to understand? Did Polish people consider Russians Polish when they occupied Poland?

Excellent! Really cracked me up. Thanx.

Love the Eurodance version of _Love is All Around!_

@davidwhite4874

11 ай бұрын

Disco Polo.

Thank you so much for this - the subtitles are great and show how much care the writers spent on these sketches, when they could so easily have put in Polish-sounding nonsense. It does indeed capture the cultural and gender differences perfectly - so funny!

Considering how hard Polish is, I'm quite impressed that the actresses could say anything at all :) Though a lot of it sounded like gibberish to me.

@zepter00

2 жыл бұрын

These women butchered all Polish word

@CB27

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, I wish there was English subtitles for the Polish bits

@simonaminsley305

2 жыл бұрын

It isn't Polish according to my friend from Warsaw.

@simonaminsley305

2 жыл бұрын

@@CB27 It's not Polish though, it's nonsense.

@zepter00

2 жыл бұрын

@@simonaminsley305 it is ultra bad polish speaking...from 42 years old Polish guy born and rised in Poland..still living in Poland.

Thankyou for translating. It's even funnier with the subs.

Marvellous. Bring back Harry Enfield.

Would love to see more of Morwenna now - very funny lady!

I thought I was the only one affected by Polish women in shops like this. They're so fascinating and exotic to me, but they just smile and take my money.

Harry Enfield is one of the greatest character actors of the last 20 years and that cannot be understated.

@capitalb5889

9 ай бұрын

Don't want to make you feel old, but it's closer to 35 years.

@sylviamaua745

4 ай бұрын

@@capitalb5889 so true, I remember Loadsamoney and Stavros from the late 80s

The sharp and abrupt "WHAT" is perfect.

Very funny. And strangely true to life in a way!

Feels like very good tragic comedy this. Enfield is such great comedian and always perceptive in characters.

Everything that follows from 8:30 is simply psychology gold. Beautifully observed. The older man would die for a date with the blond girl. He finally gets his wish but the realistic prospect of getting it on with an even more attractive female spoils it for him. In an instant the object of his desire turns into an obstacle to winning over the more desirable girl. So true.

@IhaytFukkingsocialmedia

11 ай бұрын

REALLY though? I mean cmon....how realistic is this? this is a balding old dude irl no one wants to date at that age, and yourself? "so true"- and why??? It's like he's being given gifts left and right and not sure why.

@omnivorous65

11 ай бұрын

@@IhaytFukkingsocialmedia You are not getting the point I was making. Accept the premise that the geezer gets his date and the younger, more attractive sister is then flirting with him no matter how unlikely that is. What matters is the prospect of getting the more attractive younger sister turns the previous object of desire into an obstacle, which then shapes his feelings towards her. And that is a very accurate observation how our feelings about what we value are shaped by context.

They don't make 'em like this anymore. They aren't allowed - but we have the legacy here 😊

@Thrazkar

Жыл бұрын

Suprised no one cried rac ism. Spot on with the air of superiorty and condecension the polskis exude.

I'm sure I've been served by these two!

Brilliant! A very slight Kevin-esque "uh" near the end.

The laughing and whispering! Reminded me of high school!

I've only just discovered this, it reminds of the brilliant Jack Dee in his series Lead Balloon. Harry's performance is definitely on a par with Mr Dee himself, I can't help thinking Jack must have had an input here because it's so true to form.

Alice Lowe nailed the polish language in there, I could actually understand her haha

@Kris.G

5 жыл бұрын

Alice Lowe is amazing.

@richardkuehn7015

3 жыл бұрын

Michał Suchodolski nailed it if you are English, if Polish, its not a bad attempt but still needs work.

@enzotrump1618

3 жыл бұрын

It's not Alice Lowe though. The actresses are Morwenna Banks & Laura Solon.

@philbecker4676

3 жыл бұрын

@@enzotrump1618 Oh you wally. Didn't watch the whole video, did you?

@PHDiaz-vv7yo

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kris.G Alice Lowe? I only see Madeleine Wool and her great work on that Channel 4 horror show from the eighties

How do people not get this.. it doesn’t matter if it’s fluent Polish or the right accent, it’s aimed at us Brits!

@bartekbozek1

4 жыл бұрын

We get this. But still is fun to hear Brits pretends to speak Polish

@thedarkness111

2 жыл бұрын

no-one doesn't get that it's just interesting to learn what they are saying, or trying to say.

@Puppy-ew4be

2 жыл бұрын

They both sound like Borat so no it's not aimed at Brits, it's aimed at Eastern European nobbiness.

@etherspin

2 жыл бұрын

if foreign sketch comedians could lampoon Brits, Aussies, New zealanders, canadians or americans in a type of fake english that phonetically SOUNDS like english but was gibberish I would call that a genius task they'd fulfilled , its not easy!

@SongBillong

Жыл бұрын

@@etherspin Watch "How English sounds to non-English speakers", if you haven't already. Really interesting and I think they nail it!

I had a Polish client who used to come in to the office with her female interpreter. Both always expensively dressed and perfect make-up. It was a bit like this.

Laura Solon is fucking brilliant in this one: "ONE NINETY PLEASE!"

Harry and Paul are brilliant

Every Polish cafe ever. :D

I went to a polish shop today and let me tell you it is exactly like this! so funny

Absolute classic !

I'm half Polish. I went to krakow for a week. We went to the same place for a week, to get coffee. There was a reasonably surly waitress there. However by the end of the week, when we said we were leaving, hugged us and cried.

@TheVicar

2 жыл бұрын

She was picking your pockets

@willo6651

2 жыл бұрын

I had the same thing when staying in China once. When people are very hospitable and interested in you and your culture, even if it seems rather vanilla to you, it's very heartwarming. I was so sad leaving because you don't feel that back home, it's far easier to blend in. It's quite nice being a novelty sometimes.

@TheVicar

2 жыл бұрын

@@willo6651 I'm English and remember being on an overnight train in Thailand many years ago. I was in the dining carriage which turns into a small nightclub late on. I ended up sat opposite to two Japanese guys that asked me about my T-shirt. Its a T-shirt of a unknown small punk band from my hometown in England and once I explained this then they were very happy. We talked and got drunk through the night simply due to this. I have many photographs and especially notable is a short video of the Thai police dancing in that carriage.

@andrzejbraniecki

Жыл бұрын

@@TheVicar some people will always look for bad things in others... how great that all the other guys are much more positive :)

@TheVicar

Жыл бұрын

@@andrzejbraniecki Its a comedy comment on a comedy video...

Different actresses from 1st sketch. Morwenna Banks was in the first ones, she is a great actress.

Laura Solon compleatly nails this part ! The first time I saw it I compleatly believed she was Polish. I should know I live in London or little Poland as its now known

@filipzawistowski8552

5 жыл бұрын

Not for long! Poles are going back to Poland thanks to Brexit!

@cgavin1

4 жыл бұрын

@@filipzawistowski8552 Most of my Polish friends are not going anywhere. They just can't earn wages there like they can here. Besides, its been 20 years now. Most of them have kids in university!

@RG-iw7py

2 жыл бұрын

@Richard She's brilliant! I'm Polish, I wouldn't behave this way but I see it around and get why it happens.

@missyb9438

Жыл бұрын

London is known as Londinistan😉

@dylanhunt5655

10 ай бұрын

London can't be Little Poland. It became Londonistan, it's Mayor is Pakistani. And the Prime Minister of UK is Indian. What are the valiant Britons doing about that ?!

ah, I remember when a coffee was £1.60. Seems like an age ago...

It's fun to see what they're saying but I think I preferred not knowing... it adds to the awkwardness. Great sketch :)

Thanks for the translation. I always wondered what they were saying.

@limadeltazulu

6 жыл бұрын

You're welcome. English is not my native language, so please be understanding.

His ability to spot humour in many social groups is unerringly accurate,what next Turkish barbers chatting amongst themselves...

that cappuccino went from £1.60 to £1.90, the horror

He nailed not only those Polki but especially the typically gulable bloke. As long as it only cost him the Duze Cappucino's, flowers and a cinema ticket I guess it's still quite funny. Behind all the humour there's as always deeper more scinister side to the sketch.

@nazirkazi2588

9 ай бұрын

Yes, the perby bloke is actually quite "scinister"

Well, sitting in Krakow 4 months in the country, re-wathcing this, drinking wine I am cracking my ass off

@symetryrtemys2101

10 ай бұрын

I should see a doctor about that…

@stevenweasel2678

9 ай бұрын

U dirty boogar/ U need 2 get 2 the Lavatory / Pal

So brilliant

excellent...............Dziękuję Ci bardzo

I am sat in a coffee shop in Krakow and I ordered a duży cappuccino and I had a personal fangirl moment.

I'm telling my Polish neighbours of this. It's really funny. Been watching it a lot.

@tourzrap

3 жыл бұрын

GET EM FUCKING OUT

@TheVicar

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kelly14UK We need 'em back. We've run out of workers.

@Kelly14UK

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheVicar Your job is perfectly safe as long as you take the jab. Pretty soon we'll have 2 thirds the nurses we had and be inundated with foreign ones.

@TheVicar

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kelly14UK I agree. I've driven a taxi in England for a decade and what I've also experienced is that every immigrant from any race, country and background have all been perfect passengers, 100%. The only problems I've ever had, with behaviour and/or payment, have been from white English locals. And I'm a white English local. This is my own 10 year survey covering approx 80,000 people that I've picked up over those years. The extremist right and distorted media wouldn't like this information and I'd love to see them try to desperately build an argument against it.

@starnostras

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheVicar Spot on! I've been thinking similar for a while. Sick of hearing those moaning about people coming here from wartorn countries. Think of some of the absolute arseholes that were born and raised here - we're lucky to have such calibre of humans journeying to our country to raise the bar!

Harry and Paul are so underrated... This stuff is ten times funnier than anything the likes of Morecambe and Wise, The Two Ronnie's etc. did...

@dodibenabba1378

Жыл бұрын

Oh behave!

@Busybee65

Жыл бұрын

Really ? 🙄🙄

@dodibenabba525

8 ай бұрын

Er no it isn't

:D thanks for sharing!

The bit about the non-recognition of the customer... this is classic eastern European stuff. I live in Latvia and you finally think you've built some rapport with shop workers and can expect a smile instead of the usual icy frown only to find the next day it's as if they never saw you before. The whole service staff across eastern Europe act like they're autistic or something.

@icantbelieveitsnotbutter4714

6 жыл бұрын

Privacy Matterson rather than a ridiculous generalisation about all eastern Europeans, have you considered the idea that you leave very little impression on people? Occam's razor and all... The focus of the sketch isn't on the women, it's on the delusional, hapless middle-aged man who evokes pathos.

@jovovichnik

6 жыл бұрын

My wife is Russian and she agrees with me about this. In fact, go and read travel guides about eastern Europe. It's the same comment again and again: autistic shop staff. You can try to virtue-signal your way out of it, but the truth stands firm against all the PC delusion in the world. Generalisations exist because they are grounded on observable, consistently verifiable occurrences.

@marksinnott9315

6 жыл бұрын

ya its true

@yoya4766

5 жыл бұрын

Totally agree with your autistic reference. The nuances of English are entirely lost to areas where EE's are high in number. Service has deteriorated too.

@ardas77

5 жыл бұрын

It is true. And it is the way it should be.

Ironically, the assistant, Morwenna Banks, was at least 46 when this was recorded. Very old.

@Paul-fm3cf

5 жыл бұрын

But very beautiful!

@sussurus

3 жыл бұрын

Very old. Old enough to be my mother, in fact. Old. Very old.

@FFM0594

2 жыл бұрын

@@sussurus Almost dead.

thx youtube for suggesting this. just discovered this gem

Pure genius.

The tension here is unbearable.

My wife was born in Poland, she speaks it sometimes when we are out, she tells me what people are talking about. I dont speak it, but I can catch on to the general topic, and yes I did catch some of the Polish in this.

@tomaszszupryczynski5453

9 ай бұрын

and why you dont speak polish, you can learn

@DFlemming

9 ай бұрын

And actresses speak very well in the little Polish they have to learn!

@cityzens634

9 ай бұрын

Did I ask?

@ChannelReuploads9451

9 ай бұрын

@@cityzens634 Mam na to wykabane

@californiaslastgasp6847

9 ай бұрын

@@tomaszszupryczynski5453Why would he need to?

"it is a polish film. about the Stalinist atrocities in my country. It is supposed to be quite funny!" I f'ing died and then wondered how many Poles from this period are still alive today.

Never heard of this before, but it's really funny!

Could have been any of my Polish ESOL students.... especially the younger ones 😄

There is a café in my town exactly like this. Their full English breakfast is amazing.

@serenityinside1

2 жыл бұрын

Great to know - thanks for sharing 👍

@empireman1077

2 жыл бұрын

It must be very popular 🏃

@matthewprince9705

Жыл бұрын

This is real. I remember a pretty Polish woman in my local cafe, I used to pop in every other day!

1.27 that nod to the left and 'good morning' is brilliant. I work a lot with eastern european women and this is exactly what they do.

Ah love it!

I'm guessing a lot (but not all .. big Suze!) of you may not have recognised the younger sister at the end? She's Sophie Winkleman. If you watched the huge comedy Two and a Half Men she went from the UK to the US and starred as Zoey, Waldens English love interest. And lovely she is :) She married a Lord in real life and has some title as Lady something or other :) BIG SUZE!! (She also played Suze in a show called Peep Show).

@thefantasyreview8709

2 жыл бұрын

She's very distantly connected to the royal family!... her husbands father is Prince Michael of Kent.

@chris1232123

Жыл бұрын

Her mum's related to a Hawksmoor, about a million times removed

Yes there was a a lot of rain last night but it’s all better now. 🤣🤣🤣

This Ironically is spot-on.

Love it!

Polish birds are really like this!

this was brilliant!

FAB THANK YOU