Cafe Polski - The Romantic Card

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Cafe Polski - The Romantic Card

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  • @goalslifeandme
    @goalslifeandme2 жыл бұрын

    I cannot believe I have been in UK for almost two decades and my hubby only just shown me this.... hilarious!

  • @sly1876
    @sly18762 жыл бұрын

    I’m Polish and this is sooooo f…ing brilliant🤣🤣🤣

  • @-Pol-

    @-Pol-

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Sylwester Kawnik - Don't mind @Jambo M, he's just an ignorant twat. I live in West London and I'd much rather have you as my neighbour than his kind.

  • @bigbird6039

    @bigbird6039

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Jambo M A racist using a Swahili name. Your a complete tube aren’t you?

  • @philbecker4676

    @philbecker4676

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Jambo M Oooh, you're hard aren't you?

  • @keyboarddancers7751
    @keyboarddancers77513 жыл бұрын

    Wonderful characters. Enfield and Whitehouse have been two of England's most uniquely creative and inventive comedians.

  • @noelmajers6369
    @noelmajers63696 жыл бұрын

    This is the first time I saw Paul Whitehouse in this skit, playing one of his brash cockneys. Brilliant. Enfield’s reaction is equally priceless and those Polish beauties make his character look 6 millimetres tall. As usual. Perfect...

  • @mrbass8977

    @mrbass8977

    3 жыл бұрын

    “Beauties” 😂😂😂

  • @davidjames2145

    @davidjames2145

    Жыл бұрын

    _"Polish beauties"_ Both British comedy geniuses in their own right - Morwenna Banks and Laura Solon. Do your homework. 🇬🇧

  • @noelmajers6369

    @noelmajers6369

    Жыл бұрын

    @@davidjames2145 did it somehow escape your attention that Morwena Banks and Laura Solon are both playing Polish beauties ? Of course I know they’re not Polish. Do try to keep up.

  • @davidjames2145

    @davidjames2145

    Жыл бұрын

    @@noelmajers6369 If you wrote more clearly then people wouldn't misinterpret what you were trying to say. I don't need help keeping up but maybe you require some assistance with your English? I made it clear those Polish characters were being played by British actresses and yet you play that back to me as if I didn't know! 🤣

  • @noelmajers6369

    @noelmajers6369

    Жыл бұрын

    @@davidjames2145 Gordon Bennett, this is KZread not the British Library and I am commenting on here for fun not writing a proposition for Wittgenstein. Relax.

  • @zafmal2935
    @zafmal29357 жыл бұрын

    spot on !!!! poor bloke, the reluctance to hand over the cappuccino was harsh ...

  • @petergambier
    @petergambier8 жыл бұрын

    This is just so well observed and very funny.

  • @garyturner3761

    @garyturner3761

    7 жыл бұрын

    Enfield is comic genious.

  • @altudy
    @altudy Жыл бұрын

    So brilliantly observed right down to the detail of self-consciously touching his bald patch.

  • @cymro6537
    @cymro65373 жыл бұрын

    "He's in New York with some *buitsh* !! "

  • @canary7214
    @canary72146 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for posting this Muhammed I haven't seen this comedy before

  • @ID-8491
    @ID-84912 жыл бұрын

    1:46 The brunette actually does really good job pronouncing word "wiersz" (poem).

  • @ringmaster996

    @ringmaster996

    2 жыл бұрын

    What is your favourite thing about the video of your most important words to say to her

  • @neilfoster814

    @neilfoster814

    Жыл бұрын

    The brunette is the English actress Alice Lowe. She's an awesome actress!

  • @SMacCuUladh

    @SMacCuUladh

    Жыл бұрын

    @@neilfoster814 She was great in Garth Morengi's Dark Place

  • @madmouse71
    @madmouse7110 жыл бұрын

    My love life in a nutshell

  • @geoffthedonkey2295

    @geoffthedonkey2295

    4 жыл бұрын

    Incel

  • @YorkyOne

    @YorkyOne

    4 жыл бұрын

    @beardedcollie39 That thought gives me some comfort. But only a little.

  • @tracya4087

    @tracya4087

    3 жыл бұрын

    me too

  • @serenityinside1

    @serenityinside1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yup ...🙄

  • @franek_izerski
    @franek_izerski2 жыл бұрын

    This isn't funny, this is reality.

  • @bluegtturbo
    @bluegtturbo3 жыл бұрын

    Sheer brilliance from sorely under-rated comedians.

  • @nolandalby5969

    @nolandalby5969

    2 жыл бұрын

    You think they’re under-rated ? Interesting isn’t it all about perceptions I guess…I think these guys are top of the pile !

  • @SgtBloodandGuts

    @SgtBloodandGuts

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nolandalby5969 Absolutely, these two were pivotal in the English comedy scene. Calling them comedians is also a little thin, both great actors and writers too.

  • @breakfreak3181

    @breakfreak3181

    8 ай бұрын

    Underrated? That does not mean what you think it means. They had prime time shows for years!

  • @peterstaples1
    @peterstaples12 жыл бұрын

    What a wonderful sketch. HE and PW at their best

  • @CARDIFFGAZ
    @CARDIFFGAZ5 жыл бұрын

    I'd have loved it if when Paul walks in, they'd have suddenly developed strong cockney accents and turned into London gals, then reverted back to Polish to talk to Harry once Paul left.

  • @Captain_Rhodes
    @Captain_Rhodes9 жыл бұрын

    he's a good actor in this

  • @camptube7621
    @camptube76212 жыл бұрын

    Harry cracks up after she spits. Brilliant.

  • @terribletc
    @terribletc Жыл бұрын

    Great stuff!

  • @peter_oso
    @peter_oso10 ай бұрын

    My guess 0:25 O, jak to, dla mnie? (Oh, how so, for me?) O, tak pięknie, coś na romantycznie! (Oh, it's beautiful, something romantic!) 1:43 Myślę że to on napisał ten wiersz (I think he wrote this poem) A poem as written: 0:32 Ty To nie kawa czyma mnie przy życiu twoje oczy, twój uśmiech, twoja ty i kiedy w końcu wpadnę moje sny odbiją się echem twoje oczy, twój uśmiech, twój głos, ty od świtu do zmierzchu od zmierzchu do świtu twoje oczy, twój uśmiech, twój głos, ty I cannot find it, maybe original composition because there's ortographic error like children do

  • @OpeningSalvo
    @OpeningSalvo6 жыл бұрын

    lol I'm from Ireland, and we have a lot of Polish here, and this is exactly what they are like.

  • @Vesnicie

    @Vesnicie

    4 жыл бұрын

    Do you like the Poles in general?

  • @lizclegg7556

    @lizclegg7556

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like what exactly?

  • @roadwarrior8560

    @roadwarrior8560

    Ай бұрын

    @@lizclegg7556 lacking a sense of humour slightly, east Europeans rarely seem to smile or laugh.

  • @stevematson4808
    @stevematson48085 жыл бұрын

    Been there several times

  • @juliataylor2623
    @juliataylor26232 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant and so funny, so realits unreal.

  • @orses4corses
    @orses4corses11 жыл бұрын

    Good to see you like vintage Styx. Best band ever.

  • @slicktheslickster
    @slicktheslickster11 ай бұрын

    More please!

  • @purplecrown505
    @purplecrown5056 күн бұрын

    1:26 His face. How brutal is that 😂

  • @bassandbeer
    @bassandbeer4 жыл бұрын

    Harry should have gone "Awryt Ugly Bird, Get Some Shag" 😁😁

  • @BorsosGabor2023
    @BorsosGabor20232 жыл бұрын

    "My boyfriend!..." Hahahahaha 😁

  • @extrastype
    @extrastype5 жыл бұрын

    £1.90. That's £7 now.

  • @fatherofdragons4880

    @fatherofdragons4880

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nope. It's 2.20 in Gregg's

  • @empireman1077

    @empireman1077

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ruddy Hell it's Harry & Paul 1st/transmitted UK TV 4/2007

  • @MrSporkster
    @MrSporkster7 жыл бұрын

    Laura Solon. So hot right now. Actually, hot any time.

  • @nickfromfulham78
    @nickfromfulham783 жыл бұрын

    Alice Lowe is fucking gorgeous.

  • @graphophone
    @graphophone3 жыл бұрын

    Viewing this was . . . painful.

  • @charlottedowling2241
    @charlottedowling22412 жыл бұрын

    Ha ha this is so funny 😂🤣

  • @martinmacdonald9238
    @martinmacdonald92382 жыл бұрын

    Price has gone up 30p. Ridiculous!

  • @andrewjones5513
    @andrewjones55134 жыл бұрын

    Just say " gin queer " or " gin dobrey " to the girl on the till in Lidl , she,ll piss herself laughing

  • @TheHideChild
    @TheHideChild5 жыл бұрын

    So, so funny...

  • @robwaters995
    @robwaters9952 жыл бұрын

    Oh dear...

  • @v8cool168
    @v8cool168 Жыл бұрын

    The dark haired girl is on Horrible Histories.

  • @sistersuetube
    @sistersuetube5 жыл бұрын

    British comedy is the best....

  • @jarq19
    @jarq196 жыл бұрын

    They're not Polish. Where do they originate from?

  • @filipzawistowski8552

    @filipzawistowski8552

    5 жыл бұрын

    They're British actresses playing Poles.

  • @rockinron5113
    @rockinron5113 Жыл бұрын

    ‘My boyfriend. Pffff’. 😆

  • @apmypbojikob6346
    @apmypbojikob63462 жыл бұрын

    Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂

  • @kramnam4716
    @kramnam471611 ай бұрын

    yeah .. love is for Disney..

  • @honest1296
    @honest12969 ай бұрын

    Hilarious.

  • @allanlewis2989
    @allanlewis29899 жыл бұрын

    Wojak and Pepe

  • @knopek65
    @knopek6511 жыл бұрын

    This series features humorous shows Polish girls. A little exaggerated, but I'm not offended in spite of that I'm Polish. You have to have self-irony. We can laugh at english people.

  • @-Pol-

    @-Pol-

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cheers for not being offended! - I like it when people take the piss out of us English too. In fact Harry's character is a bit of a stereotype too - It's fearful insecure folk who take offence.

  • @goalslifeandme

    @goalslifeandme

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm a Pole too and I havent even thought of it as offensive... great humour , only shame is that I found it so late .

  • @DukeOfKidderminster
    @DukeOfKidderminster6 жыл бұрын

    Shit, this is depressing.

  • @dextor0000
    @dextor00006 жыл бұрын

    1:28 call the firebrigade something is burning.

  • @S7midnight
    @S7midnight2 жыл бұрын

    😆

  • @MyDavidlynch
    @MyDavidlynch2 жыл бұрын

    I miss funny on the tv.Now it’s so stiff and boring forced to follow the community guidelines …What community ? They’ve destroyed anything that was thought to be a community .

  • @ayoopdog
    @ayoopdog11 жыл бұрын

    My French friend who is part polish days to me that there is a cold comportment in some polish women xD

  • @bennevis1956

    @bennevis1956

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@pigeonlove Users? Cold. hardworking...

  • @zepter00

    @zepter00

    4 жыл бұрын

    plo you killed hundreds thousends if not millions people in India, Kenya, Malysia, South Africa .. you also invented concentration camps

  • @andrewroberts8139
    @andrewroberts81394 жыл бұрын

    Tag yourself - I'm Simon

  • @bennevis1956
    @bennevis19565 жыл бұрын

    The Pole girls are Heartless , Not all though?

  • @Annutka

    @Annutka

    2 жыл бұрын

    As a Pole, I would't say we are heartless, rather cautious. We were brought up believing men were horrible, only interested in either having some fun and then leaving you or marrying you just to treat you like a housemaid after the wedding. Plus, Polish men are way different than Britons, less straightforward. An average Pole hardly ever compliments women, while in the UK, women hear compliments every day. Personally, I'm always very happy to hear nice things being said about me. However, many Polish girls just don't know how to react in such situations, and for the reasons mentioned above, they tend to remain suspicious when meeting a new guy. Never lived in the UK, though. Having said that, this sketch is just hilarious. Hats off to the ladies speaking Polish!

  • @Kelenida
    @Kelenida9 жыл бұрын

    Mean man

  • @Vesnicie
    @Vesnicie4 жыл бұрын

    Do they ever explain how he found someone to write a love poem that actually made sense in Polish?

  • @zepter00

    @zepter00

    4 жыл бұрын

    More than one million of Poles in UK. Polish is second the most common language in UK.

  • @Vesnicie

    @Vesnicie

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Dregoth Google translate? LOL yourself, it's notorious for turning language into word soup.

  • @jimmymcjimmyvich9052

    @jimmymcjimmyvich9052

    2 жыл бұрын

    I would think it is pretty easy for any poem to make sense in Polish. I once wrote a poem that made sense in English.

  • @philbecker4676

    @philbecker4676

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well how do you think? He found someone who spoke Polish. Duh.

  • @Vesnicie

    @Vesnicie

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@philbecker4676 He's so socially awkward he hardly seems reliably capable of speaking to English people, much less collaring random Poles on the street and asking them to write love letters for him. Duh.

  • @edmel144
    @edmel1442 жыл бұрын

    Why does she sound like Borats sister?

  • @orses4corses
    @orses4corses11 жыл бұрын

    Sorry - wrong post earlier - Doh! Harry and Paul are the best.

  • @lizclegg7556
    @lizclegg75565 жыл бұрын

    Her accent reminds me of Borat.

  • @Vesnicie

    @Vesnicie

    4 жыл бұрын

    Then you need some more practice at distinguishing one fake accent from another.

  • @crunchtime5548
    @crunchtime55484 жыл бұрын

    The lesson here is ... ''Fair heart never won fair maiden'' in other words Women love a man that will treat her like dirt, men with big hearts and a loving personality will get divorced and screwed for everything within no time.

  • @samshorto5433

    @samshorto5433

    4 жыл бұрын

    Found the bitter divorcee everyone!

  • @TheVideoLounge

    @TheVideoLounge

    2 жыл бұрын

    'Faint' heart not fair heart

  • @bigduke2140

    @bigduke2140

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@samshorto5433 And you are the Simp. Do you feel validated when you are championing the third wave feminist cause? You LOSER!!! Go dance on Tik Tok whilst sharing you feelings.

  • @brmbkl

    @brmbkl

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheVideoLounge indeed. and appropriate, seeing which one is more succesful

  • @jatdaman

    @jatdaman

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bigduke2140 incel meltdown

  • @michaelstephen819
    @michaelstephen8192 жыл бұрын

    Irish thinks 'pot meets kettle'.

  • @prosimulate
    @prosimulate6 жыл бұрын

    Same guy pulls up in a Ferrari or a Ducati, different story...but you probably get your car coined or bike nicked before you get back outside...

  • @justynawojcicka9849
    @justynawojcicka98496 жыл бұрын

    This is not polish girls and not polish humor

  • @Superta7

    @Superta7

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oj tam wszyscy wiedzą że to Brytyjki , i trochę humoru jest ;)

  • @Bpg5012trick

    @Bpg5012trick

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Joke is on the man, not the women

  • @callum9679

    @callum9679

    5 жыл бұрын

    Humour*

  • @Vesnicie

    @Vesnicie

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@callum9679 you know how it is with the voice recognition these days, just about everything is Americanized spelling. See what I did there?

  • @ushoys

    @ushoys

    4 жыл бұрын

    The humour is on both.

  • @zepter00
    @zepter004 жыл бұрын

    Their Polish is so terrible

  • @TheSpiritOfTheTimes

    @TheSpiritOfTheTimes

    3 жыл бұрын

    For a British show it's an immense achievement it actually is Polish and not gobbledygook.

  • @tz6414

    @tz6414

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheSpiritOfTheTimes To be fair, I didnt even think they would bother to speak polish, I thought it would just be gobbledygook. I am even more impressed they made a stab at it.

  • @BigBellyEd
    @BigBellyEd7 жыл бұрын

    BREXIT! Thats what you get

  • @Ecthaelyon

    @Ecthaelyon

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wha?

  • @leeriches8841

    @leeriches8841

    3 жыл бұрын

    What....what?

  • @darrenfrancis6550

    @darrenfrancis6550

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ignore him. An anti-British, democracy hating individual who is a xenophiliac.

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