My wife and I are Columbian and we live in Newcastle, this is exactly how we speak.

@moiragoldsmith7052

7 ай бұрын

😂😂👍💝

@westham118

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Dwyfor-yq2ul

Ай бұрын

ColOmbian……

@thisweekmetaverse

Ай бұрын

Im from Scotland and work in Mexico but we have an office in Bogota. I enjoyed visiting Colombia and definitely Mexican spanish is easier! Saludos

@gunsharck

24 күн бұрын

@@thisweekmetaverse Weegie aye?

As a Geordie I can fully appreciate how good Paul can do the accent 👌

@gunsharck

24 күн бұрын

Its not difficult

The skill required to do this character is incredible. They used to throw this on the telly for about 2 minutes a week or something. Paul Whitehouse is an amazing comedian

I mean, I'm a Liverpool fan, but I have to admit, Geordio was pure class in his prime.

@TonyGEC7

2 жыл бұрын

His injury was the reason fergie made up that twelve point Gap. It was all downhill for keegan after that. Poor geordio

@amcmenemy5647

Жыл бұрын

Jan Molby was the Scouse version.

This sketch never gets old and makes me laugh every time. God I miss comedy like this 😢

@MostlyLoveOfMusic

2 жыл бұрын

Gets vetoed by management these days for being potentially offensive. That's the joke

@hugohackenbush3524

10 ай бұрын

Same here. I'll never forget how much I and my brother laughed when we saw this at the time. We spent months talking like Julio on the building site we were grafting away on. I couldn't quite get it, passable mind, but my brother was 100% spot on (he's a natural). All these years later, we're bother well into our 60s and he'll still crack me up at family do's. The best one was at a funeral. I nearly passed out trying to suppress a laugh, I had to go outside the church. People were coming up to me later in the pub and saying how good it was to get those tears out lol

@sameebutt100

4 ай бұрын

The good old days (unironically)

At last a football player who makes sense.

That Colombian strike partnership of Faustino Asprilla & Julio Geordio was legendary. Makes Shearer & Ferdinand look like amateur hour.

Whitehouse is a comedy God!

@martm216

3 жыл бұрын

He and Harry work so well together.

@jimmyrichardson67

3 жыл бұрын

Johnny Depp said he is the best actor he’s ever seen

@martm216

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyrichardson67 wow! He is good. Don't know if he's done much in the way of straight acting?

@stephenbailes2750

27 күн бұрын

Amen!

Kicked the bucket a couple years ago like... Ah never gets old these sketches

My wife's Colombian and she found this hilarious

@EasyTiger.01343

10 ай бұрын

My wife is Chinese and I haven’t shown her this video…

I'm a Geordie myself and this is spot on! Fantastic comedy!

This show's comedy has aged so well, still hilarious!

@freethebeatle6537

3 жыл бұрын

😂that was priceless

@kevinward3088

2 жыл бұрын

No decent comedy now ..sadly

@johnmartinez7440

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinward3088 Which comedies have you watched and been disappointed by?

@johnchilds622

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnmartinez7440 0

@richy69ify

Жыл бұрын

@@johnmartinez7440 All Saturday Night Live since 2006 and anything on the BBC since 2008

Whitehouse does such brilliantly accurate accents. His Amsterdam police officer has Dutch people genuinely believe he's real. His Geordie is excellent and so many Southerners are woefully off the mark at nailing it, they often end up Welsh or Pakistani

@Toby_the_Glen

Жыл бұрын

The same can be said about northerners attempts at the various southern accents?

Harry trying not to laugh throughout the scene - brilliant!

Paul Whitehouse...so utterly and completely underrated. This guy should’ve featured in more British films and I sincerely hope it happens. His acting versatility and ability is incredible and vast. Even Mr Depp stated him the best and he is.

@fortnitepros8025

2 жыл бұрын

Him and Enfield were u beatable in their prime

@johnmurphy7442

2 жыл бұрын

The only non Irish actor who could do a decent version of an Irish accent.

@tamar5261

2 жыл бұрын

Plus he has an amazing singing voice

@josephinebennington7247

2 жыл бұрын

You will not find he is utterly and completely underrated. He is utterly and completely fully rated, but never overrated. He’s too good for that.

@zephyrsky__

2 жыл бұрын

He really is. He's an all round great actor. I legit thought he was from the north east but apparently he was born in Wales.

Nailed it. Get these two greats back on tv.

@notbubu

2 жыл бұрын

They're working on something for the BBC's 100th anniversary next year.

@cacambo589

Жыл бұрын

Remember when you dad used to wonder what happened to the Goon Show? Remember when your granddad used to say "bring back ITMA"?

I am a geordie myself, and I love this!

This is probably what it was like when Gazza taught the entire Lazio squad how to swear in Geordie

Everytime I watch Newcastle players speak in interviews I think of this skit.

Tha is on another level of comedy. Absolutely brilliant.

“Julio Geordio, Player & A Gentleman, His Mother’s Dead.”

Johnny Depp believes Paul Whitehouse is the best actor in the world....he is correct

@Hascienda27

Жыл бұрын

I was surprised at first then I remember what Paul Whitehouse could produce and it seemed only right

@ritawelch9822

Жыл бұрын

@@Hascienda27 1:21

@exb.r.buckeyeman845

Жыл бұрын

I totally agree with you Johnny.

@Chafflives

Жыл бұрын

I can never understand why he does not feature in more films.

@787Speedbrakes

Жыл бұрын

I remember that quote from him, then wondering why he never cast him Pirates of the Caribbean?

Aaah sh**t xD this reminded me of a time I was on holiday in Tenerife. We had communal swimming pools by our villa. One evening a guy jumps into an empty pool and the cleaner whom was sweeping around the pool, shout out to the guy in Spanish, the guy in the pool respond in fluent Spanish but with a full on Geordie accent. The funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

@bobharmon8834

3 жыл бұрын

Gibraltar is the same lol

@TheGeneralDisarray

3 жыл бұрын

Having lived in Tenerife I'm not in the least surprised

I am Newcastle fan since day 1.

One of the funniest things ever.

The funniest part of this is that it isnt that far removed from the truth. I'll never forget the French press conference joey Barton did 😆 🤣

A superb laugh! Thank you.

These two are so funny.. Paul Whitehorse pure comedy genius.. all of his accents are spot on

@kevinbeardsley7159

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry Whitehouse.. no

@monkeytennis8861

Жыл бұрын

No they're not, no he's not and no they're not

@Shelsight

10 ай бұрын

​@@monkeytennis8861nearly 700k people would say otherwise... you must have a crap sense of humour or not understand subtlety in language comedy. Or likely both.

i am so glad i got to grow up watching these sketches and only fools ect best time being a child :)

You can see Harry's trying not to crack up !

@grahaminvalencia

3 жыл бұрын

Great

Paul Whitehouse - genius!

Comic genius.

He should add, kicked I'm in the bald, 'went down like a bag of shit like!

I didn't think he meant it like 🤣

The man to bring the good times back to Newcastle United

@RatelHBadger

3 жыл бұрын

Aye Tony

@themanftheworld8439

2 жыл бұрын

FTM

@Bazooka183

2 жыл бұрын

The good times and glory will soon return to Newcastle United on the grandest scale ever seen. Thursday October 7th 2021.....The day the Toon won the footballing worlds International Lottery

@themanftheworld8439

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bazooka183 and the PL should hang their heads in shame.

@Bazooka183

2 жыл бұрын

@@themanftheworld8439 They should have done that years ago when they "cosy-ed up and got into bed with" the Septic 6....to create a greedy and vindictive cartel within the game

“Stuck me toe out and it went in”

Ci was never a football fan So I became aware of John Motson, (Motty) through this series. H8m and his trademark sheepskin coat. R.I.P Motty. And farewell to his iconic sheepskin coat.

He best work was definitely the fast show absolutely brilliant

Genius !!!! 😆😆😆 remember this well

Whitehouse is just being himself most of the time, he's brill'

0:29-0:32 Enfield acknowledging Whitehouse’s genius with a wry smile.

@ID-pw8zb

2 жыл бұрын

Harry Enfield done this a lot in his sketch shows, I’m guessing he must’ve taken a lot of takes due to hilarity 😄😄

Thanks very much Tony like

Brilliant.

So talented

A very talented man

better speaker than Harry Kane

I think John "Motty" Motson handled that like a pro. PS - RIP John "Motty" Motson.

Paul Whitehouse what a talent,comedy programmes wouldn't of been the same without him Harry Enfield ,The Fast show....Brilliant

Watching this with subtitles is hilarious

"Mama quiokneeoladisarafter kicked the bucket a coupla years ago now like"

I don't miss laughter tracks

Enfield doing one of his three voices and Whitehouse stealing the show with genuine acting ability again.

@michaeljames4904

3 жыл бұрын

Enfield was a phenomenally precocious talent. See “Norbert Smith: A Life.”

@christophersmith6510

3 жыл бұрын

Love Norbert Smith. One of the best things I’ve seen from Enfield

@michaeljames4904

2 жыл бұрын

@DnB and Psy Production No. It was a fake retrospective documentary, hosted by the culture presenter Melyn Bragg, about an ageing retired actor. Played by a young Enfield, the mockumentary then goes on to have clips, going back decades through this invented actor’s onscreen career, and Harry ends up mimicking the entirety of British cinema history, both in style and content. So, essentially, it’s a parody of great veteran acting stalwarts, like Sir Richard Attenborough or Sir John Mills, who appeared in hundreds of movies over many decades playing dozens of different character styles, in British cinema.

@mustafa1name

2 жыл бұрын

Stavros, Loadsamoney, Tim Nice-but-dim, You don't wanna do it like that, Saw you coming, Wayne Slob, Kevin the Teenager, etc. etc. etc. Should have paid more attention in maths class?

Much easier to understand than Rooney or Gerard.

In an interview, he states how when he travelled between London and his native Wales, his accent would change both ways. 🤣

Julio Geordio. Genius. lol.

Class and I'm a Geordie as well

So funny. Timeless!

This is so good.

And it went IN. Howay The Toon

Wonderful sketch!

To be fair, that's exactly how the Geordie's actually speak.

@knockyninedoors6345

3 жыл бұрын

Near enough 😁

@martinkulkarni3569

3 жыл бұрын

Well as a Geordie myself, I can say it’s pretty good.

Lovely ball from Beard-o (Peter Beardsley still a legend at Newcastle)

Always reminds me of Jan Molby who played for Liverpool. He went from Danish speaking barely any English to full Scouser over a few years. It wouldn't surprise me if he was the inspiration for this sketch.

Still wondering about that Fast Show/Newcastle connection! Not only this character but many of the sketches were filmed around Newcastle as well.

Utter class Bonny lads

RIP John Motson ' Motty ' 💐🥀

Superb 👍👍👍🤣😂😅

I'm pretty sure this was based on Jan Molby. The most scouse Dane you'll ever hear.

Miggy Almirion

Can see the genesis of the “ channel 9 news” fast show sketch here

@endlessmotion2255

3 жыл бұрын

Buntros, buntros gale. CHANNEL NIIIINE!!!

@Jimmy_Cooper

3 жыл бұрын

@@endlessmotion2255 chreeees waddle

FA Cup 2023 interview. Spot on. 😂😂😂😂

Whitehouse. National treasure.

That about sums it up. 🤣

These two are just class!

Fabulous comedy..❤

Makes more sense than Harry Kane!

@markywellsboy2182

2 жыл бұрын

Well, yeah, obviothly

Harry near lost it a time or two! 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant!

Genius

Brilliant ! 😆

It's only Paul Whitehouse who can get acclaimed by both Colombians and Geordies for his acting

Absolutely arse-hurled!! Best individual character in Enfield's 90's comedy masterpiece. The gay Dutch policemen are close.

Oooh suits you sir....

Genius.

Kings of the sketch shows. The dubbed laughter is a bit excessive though

Stuck me toe out and it went in!

@ShahPhilLeotardo

2 жыл бұрын

Loverly ball from Beardo

Man Uniteds new signing..I could weep.

This has got to be so hard to do.

😂😂😂😂👍 still great.

Whitehouse is a proper class act !

Comedy genius

Back when comedy really was funny.

This presumably pre dates Channel 9 on the Fast Show - but there germ of the idea is there....

@FiveSigma72

3 жыл бұрын

Effeefefeffethet boutros-boutrosgallie!

@kevinward3088

2 жыл бұрын

Yep , before Antonios Guba presented Sporto

Did he play in the centre ?

He meant it like ! Hahahaha

Crazy to think I'm sitting here in 2021 and both of them are dead now. RIP.

@gasman2979

3 жыл бұрын

And when did they die???

@personalsigh

3 жыл бұрын

@@gasman2979 can't remember, 2010 I think.

@gasman2979

3 жыл бұрын

@@personalsigh I think you will find that Paul Whitehouse, and Harry Enfield are very much Alive !!!!!!!🤡

@personalsigh

3 жыл бұрын

@@gasman2979 nah, Google it. I Def heard about it a while back

@gasman2979

3 жыл бұрын

@@personalsigh if you believe everything google tells you, then you ain’t never gonna know the truth!! Check their up to date personal profiles!!

Get him on TalkSport. Ma kes just as much sen-sen.

@martinkulkarni3569

3 жыл бұрын

Or Talk-Shite as we Evertonians like to call the anti-Everton, Dark Side loving twats

@Bazooka183

2 жыл бұрын

@@martinkulkarni3569 Evertonian? You said you were a Geordie in another comment on here 🤔

@martinkulkarni3569

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bazooka183 Yes that’s right. I’m a Geordie and an Evertonian. Born in Newcastle, lived on Tyneside all my life. Been an Evertonian for fifty one of my fifty nine years.What’s your point?

@Bazooka183

2 жыл бұрын

@@martinkulkarni3569 That you are a fan of Everton FC, not an Evertonian.......You are a Geordie by your own admission

@martinkulkarni3569

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bazooka183 So you mean to invalidate everyone’s claim to be an Evertonian because they don’t hail from where exactly? How far do these valid areas go? How very arrogant of you to infer and demean my claims to be an Evertonian. Who the hell are you to do questions anyone’s credentials? I think I need to point out that football is a sport, not a birthright. Are you an Evertonian? If you are, your questioning of my credentials as one actually reflects upon the lack of your credentials as one. Any credible Evertonian knows that we are a family. Family members don’t all live in the same house!

Comedy god (s)....echoing a previous comment!

And Chanel 9 was born.

@StevieJSound

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking watching this......... Chris Waddle

I swear to God, Geordie and some Welsh accents are similar. Both actually sound Jamaican at times

@petertyson1112

3 жыл бұрын

There is an idea that the Jamaican accent is derived from Geordie. The tones and inflections are very similar. Perhaps picked up from sailors?

@tomwilkinson392

3 жыл бұрын

Thaz summick wrang wi ya lugs, marra. Yi need ti git thum wesht oot!

@petertyson1112

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomwilkinson392 Ah divint nar what you're takking aboot.

@tomburton5500

3 жыл бұрын

Anything that rhymes with nation, sensation, hesitation etc

@tomburton5500

3 жыл бұрын

And race, place etc. They say them as two syllable words