Shoot an orange portal on the like button and a blue button on your fist and SMASH IT

@cyberiana_

4 жыл бұрын

But how hard!?

@marcushossack207

4 жыл бұрын

You good? Your clearing your throught a hell of a lot

@thecourser7072

4 жыл бұрын

Please dye your hair green again

@usmanashfaq6236

4 жыл бұрын

What if i wanna shoot a blue portal with bob? Hmmmmmmm

@harleyz_clipz1123

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

Jack: Is this a sexual thing? Wheatley: Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.

@chaoticproductions3922

4 жыл бұрын

stridrer perfect timing

@luger1439

4 жыл бұрын

Mrs Wheatley

@goosemann2389

4 жыл бұрын

18:00

@hunduna9428

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@marcuswestphal4955

4 жыл бұрын

1000th like

My favorite quote in this entire franchise is "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." It never doesn't make me laugh.

@RICK-APEX

4 жыл бұрын

How do you get that next to your name

@neverevenwaso

4 жыл бұрын

They're a member members get a little icon next to their name in the comments

@compostedhumanwaste

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody needs to **slaps board** LAUGH

@wiktorwojtczak6008

4 жыл бұрын

What a complicated way to say “It’s always making me laugh”.

@evulture3622

4 жыл бұрын

I’d tell life to take the goddamn lemons back!!

"You may have a minor case of brain damage." Chell jumps in surprise

@SonicGamerPrime

Жыл бұрын

This is quite the bloody yeet. 🤣🤣🤣😂🙃🙂😐

@user-fc9nu3qd1d

Жыл бұрын

​@@SonicGamerPrime wheatley, have you seen a human throwing you into fire? You just look like core from portal 1 that says cake recipe

@SonicGamerPrime

Жыл бұрын

@@user-fc9nu3qd1d No. But a Human threw me in space. Not fire.

@user-uh5qo6yo8v

24 күн бұрын

Serious brain damage

Valve devs when making glados had to be like: I want, sweet, anger, sour, and... A FUCK TON OF SARCASM

@spottedwombat7103

Жыл бұрын

And a dash of murderous intent

@braedonschultz1929

Жыл бұрын

Yup and they were like this is the game

@rawbloxlilsPr1ng

Жыл бұрын

True

@tamachan-hd8uq

11 ай бұрын

@@spottedwombat7103 more like several buckets

@thewalkingbutter

10 ай бұрын

Gabe over seeing the writing team be like “Ok but can we make her just the sassiest bitch in existence, im talking smoking aunt at the family reunion cant smoke in peace sass”

Wheatley: CATCH ME Jack: *catches him* The Game: 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙨 𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙡.

@evanschipull3102

3 жыл бұрын

And i love how wheatley just rolled off of his face after a few seconds and all you here is just "OW..."

@funniflow

3 жыл бұрын

I love the mental image of chell looking up with wheatly stuck on her head

@kanghihihi

3 жыл бұрын

@ThePerfectShadow ツ 17:43

@soudelnoop

3 жыл бұрын

@Philster Phildill bruh

@fotinivasileiadou916

3 жыл бұрын

@Philster Phildill bruh

Jack, when you get to chamber 16 there is a turret behind a grate, immediately after the entrance. Hit him with the laser-cube and he’ll explode, letting you enter the vent. Have fun with the Easter egg it reveals! Please like this so he sees it.

@eclipse7157

4 жыл бұрын

What does it reveal?

@thefactspherefromportal2740

4 жыл бұрын

@@eclipse7157 An easter egg

@shrekevin7608

4 жыл бұрын

@@thefactspherefromportal2740 now now don't spoil

@Ballhandler_

4 жыл бұрын

A Guy With Applesauce i really want to spoil it tho im am SO TEMPTED

@Indian0Lore

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ballhandler_ its such a fun egg.

Me: *Googles why I have a headache* Google: "you may have a very minor case of serious brain damage"

@calebbowen667

3 жыл бұрын

Google sucks, it has no security. Use bing, firefox, Opera GX, or something else.

@tcg1_qc

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebbowen667 firefox is not a search engine, and Bing sucks

@CatchBurning

3 жыл бұрын

Not to offend anyone but; Never mind the online search devices debate Hocus pocus joke in focus: it was good, Casey, had me chuckle 👍

@Maninawig

3 жыл бұрын

I love your display pic

@galak-two-ya

3 жыл бұрын

FireFox is a browser, not a search engine, @@calebbowen667, and Bing is trash. Also, it ain't Google's fault, it's the dumbasses who lie on Google.

I love that the Aperture facility prioritizes the last of its emergency power to running tests instead of shutting down the reactor and preventing the entire facility from exploding.

@revilno

Жыл бұрын

I mean if someone is trained in tests, they’re good escaping an exploding building!

@tsarfox3462

Жыл бұрын

@@revilno I also hope that means they're good at escaping whatever hellish explosion absolutely devastates the area they need to get through to escape. Knowing Aperture, it's probably something that involves a lot of fire and will blow up half a continent.

@Jambo_Neo

Жыл бұрын

@@tsarfox3462 it’s probably lemon powered

@DoggosGames

Жыл бұрын

Apparently its a regular nuclear fission reactor

@tsarfox3462

Жыл бұрын

@@DoggosGames I kinda figured it was. So let's partake in a hypothetical. What happens when the core melts down and hits all the water in the old Aperture facility.

Jack turning around back to the turret after they said, “I’m different” was honestly so pure

@Pritski

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp 18:34

@perilguardian4947

4 жыл бұрын

with luck later you can save it :D

@octochan

4 жыл бұрын

I hope he rescues that one when he comes across it again

@sunshot02

4 жыл бұрын

I audibly gasped when that turret said that ;-; Protecc that little baby

@shazukiishtar2503

4 жыл бұрын

question is will he know that he can save em

After all these years, GLaDOS's resurrection scene still gives me chills. Being thrown back into a room with her suddenly, her slowly putting herself back together, the very calm way she speaks with the anger just barely underneath it all, all while the music builds. There's nowhere to hide, you just have to wait for her to collect herself then decide what to do with you

@calvindonnahoo2035

4 жыл бұрын

GLaDOS is one of the most unique villains I have ever seen

@saxinator143

4 жыл бұрын

Most definitely. Just that fact that she has no points of humanity in her voice, but still can show human emotions gives me chills

@drecknathmagladery9118

4 жыл бұрын

and then when she sees wheatly and discards him with very clear anger and annoyance at his very existence

@chromatic_fate7114

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine having a port of Portal for VR. Now THAT is something I'd like to have.

@ember-brandt

4 жыл бұрын

@@chromatic_fate7114 I _would_ say that if it weren't for all the weird physics when going through portals (especially at high speeds), I would get such incredible motion sickness... omg no thank you lol

"I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe." So she plans on reviving Chell to always use her. She DOES love Chell!

@terriljones3037

Жыл бұрын

Well, everyone else is dead, and she can feel life within the facility. But by the end, she definitely loves Chell.

@SonicGamerPrime

Жыл бұрын

Even tho Chell never speaks.

@midnight4685

Жыл бұрын

well, yknow, maybe. Or she wants to force Chell to mindlessly test forever to get back at her for making her relive her death over and over.

@terriljones3037

Жыл бұрын

@@midnight4685 r/whooosh

@midnight4685

Жыл бұрын

@@terriljones3037 No lmao, it's r/woosh, you spelt it wrong, and if a joke is that easily missed, there's nothing wrong with missing it. I was more replying to you than the original commenter, since you doubled down on the loving chell thing in a sarcastic comment.

Imagine threatening someone with “I will emancipate your ear tubes”

The “I’m different” turret appears later on a thing leading to an incinerator. That’s when you can save it.

@luckyduck4088

4 жыл бұрын

The Ink demon yessss

@riboflavin1806

4 жыл бұрын

He must save it

@cowking1158

4 жыл бұрын

The turret is a better companion than Wheatley

@ryanblack6919

4 жыл бұрын

You can get a Achievement from that

@PapaJuan

4 жыл бұрын

Also he needs to make sure to hold on to it for a bit. There are special voice lines that come out.

Jack: *jumps up with jump pad* Wheatley: ...and then he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen...

@imacommenter1255

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness XD

@ThatLadAndre

4 жыл бұрын

*jump* .....HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A FUCKING PICKle man.....

@No-hj7lz

4 жыл бұрын

into a potato*

@TomEllis_

4 жыл бұрын

OMG DOES HE bruh I haven’t watched the whole video yet I’m only 6:26 mins through but if he does that’s funny as fuck I’m gunna leave a like on Sean’s video and on your comment

@TomEllis_

4 жыл бұрын

whoever liked my comment thank you

God the way Wheatly is animated, he's so expressive

@SonicGamerPrime

Жыл бұрын

I am Real.

One of my favorite quotes “well done. Here come your test results: you are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.” Never fails to make me laugh

The portal games may not be horror games, but damn just watching glados rebuild herself while Wheatley struggles to find the password is a new type of horror

@luke2max

3 жыл бұрын

True dat

@messyalien5164

3 жыл бұрын

Password must have been Potatoes...

@SorenN2011

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@SorenN2011

3 жыл бұрын

@@messyalien5164 true lol

@beansaresodelicious

2 жыл бұрын

@@messyalien5164 its actually abcd

B R U H Voice: "you've been asleep for 50 days" Jack: "I've been asleep for 50 years"

@jvcscasio

4 жыл бұрын

Me in quarantine

@aaronnou2127

4 жыл бұрын

Same dude

@commandertaco1762

4 жыл бұрын

You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage

@stephenstokes3187

4 жыл бұрын

Me coming out of quarantine

@commandertaco1762

4 жыл бұрын

@BrightyDude is any of this making sense to you? Any at all? Just say yes!

When you realize that this game is nearly 10 years old.

@thecrowbarfoogle647

3 жыл бұрын

My god, really?

@PlexusCaeruleum

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, it came out in 2011, and it's now 2021. So it's been a while if you do the math.

@wheezingbisexual9957

3 жыл бұрын

@@PlexusCaeruleum D a m n

@commandbaker3334

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh its 10 years old now. I feel old now

@eriskhaos7311

2 жыл бұрын

It’s 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?

Back to watch this again years after the release. Didn’t even realize that you can see Cave Johnson everywhere in the environment. It plays smooth jazz to calm you down; just imagine a conversation where Cave solves the problem of test subjects panicking in the test chamber.

@mostlyghostie

3 жыл бұрын

The release? What release?

@ranbooismyspiritanimal9366

3 жыл бұрын

@@mostlyghostie The game's release

@thatlowqualityblaziken7005

3 жыл бұрын

So wait he wasn’t even dead? Or?

@generalralph6291

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatlowqualityblaziken7005 What I mean is that most elements of the environment speak to a kind of rapid fire businessman approach to problem solving. Cave Johnson's personality is in the facility. Test subjects were screaming in a test chamber? "GlaDOS, remind the test subject not to scream! That's totally unhelpful."

Everyone in quartentine: *dying of absolute boredom and stress* Jack: lmao okay so I plan to upload 7 times a day-

@l.a.5120

4 жыл бұрын

On god

@predated9958

4 жыл бұрын

And we love it!

@XymonViktor

4 жыл бұрын

OHHHH YEAAAAH!!!

@marp_625

4 жыл бұрын

Corona for president 2021 that is even better than nothing, wow.

@gamezonehungary8512

4 жыл бұрын

its insane even for him

I love how Glados says that she's above devoting her life for revenge for being forced to watch herself be killed over and over, but she's still super passive agressive about it, like how the first test she puts you in is "Seeing how test subjects react to being locked in a room with deadly lasers".

@conboi124

3 жыл бұрын

hey can we go on land no why the sun is a deadly lazer

@Orangecatinahoodie

3 жыл бұрын

@@conboi124 not anymore theres a blanket

@GGmanlife

2 жыл бұрын

@@conboi124 This is why

@GGmanlife

2 жыл бұрын

@@Orangecatinahoodie I love KZread

@jessmess7170

2 жыл бұрын

I think that line was meant to be heavy handed sarcasm

"It's hard in isolation, alright? I'm not allowed to go outside 'n exercise as much as i'd want to. I've been trapped here for a _while._ Feels like a million years." Happy 13 month aniversary to our two week lockdown!

@bigrickp1ckl358

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone still sane out there?

@jebthegodemperor7301

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigrickp1ckl358 we live in a clown world

@the_king_of_introverts3540

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigrickp1ckl358 no

@thatonegreyghost3276

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigrickp1ckl358 lmao no

@vhall124

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigrickp1ckl358 We have reached 2020 2

Sean unintentionally killing that turret after saying "yes, buddy! I saved you!" made me cry laughing omg

Jack: is this the place I killed her? No, it's not. Me: ... yes. Yes it is

@linneaborggren3392

4 жыл бұрын

Sydney Stafferton Hahah same tho! I Said it out loud

@ditt0422

4 жыл бұрын

Sydney Stafferton wait... but wasn’t there an explanation explaining why it’s not somewhere? I looked it up a while back and the portal 2 GLaDOS is an entirely different design than the one from the first game. Supposedly the portal 2 version was supposed to be a backup body that folded up into one of the rings above the portal one version, but it was never able to fit so they just kinda hung it it a back room or something and left it there, which is where you find it in the second game.

@noone6991

4 жыл бұрын

Matnsmith Smith no, his AI was based off of the intellectual capacity of wheat, if wheat was sentient. That’s just my theory though

@maleman5481

4 жыл бұрын

@@ditt0422 woah thats pretty deep but kinda interesting

@Cruxin

3 жыл бұрын

@@ditt0422 It's the same room, and the same body. Valve didn't plan ahead and wanted a more expressive design for the second game. Canonically, it's the same body but it's a different model in game because Valve hadn't planned ahead that much when creating Portal 1. Theories like that do exist but ultimately it's just trying to make up for Valve's inconsistent design

Portal fans when they see this video: "Ah, yes, we have been waiting for this for 9999999999999999999-... Years.."

@soakyarchive8788

4 жыл бұрын

Not as much as we waited for the next half life

@yonasa851

4 жыл бұрын

@@soakyarchive8788 and will wait

@Virtual2005

4 жыл бұрын

First time playing campaign

@F100cTomas

4 жыл бұрын

@@soakyarchive8788 and we will be waiting for Portal 3 for next 99999..99.........

@elizainfinite6325

4 жыл бұрын

@@soakyarchive8788 Oh, man, Half Life? Valve can't count to three yet, so we're internally dead.

Can't get enough of Stephen Merchant's performance, it's so gooood

Why is the way wheatly says "Like, a proper manic" so satisfying

@tamachan-hd8uq

11 ай бұрын

?

@misswy1u

6 ай бұрын

​@@tamachan-hd8uq?

"You have been in suspension for *50* days" "So we've been in suspension for 50 years..."

@josephgarcia7030

4 жыл бұрын

yeah I noticed that too.

@Dragongaming-ti6hm

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah sure 50 years

@DeliriousDanieI

4 жыл бұрын

Stasis instead of suspension he said

@mapleflavor4625

4 жыл бұрын

Actually 15

@darknessbobulus

4 жыл бұрын

Literally me! Lmao

Sean: is this a sexual thing? Wheatley: yeah, I can't do it if you're watching. *wheeze*

@bopin1083

4 жыл бұрын

*wheezeley*

@citrinide

4 жыл бұрын

*-Cries in Chapter 8 noises-*

@sethheusted9021

4 жыл бұрын

*OHHH MAN ALIVE*

@jameswelcher2830

4 жыл бұрын

@@bopin1083 Red hair? And a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.

@STM_tm

4 жыл бұрын

@@jameswelcher2830 *Ronald Weasley*

38:03: can we just stop an appreciate how sean’s facecam flipped around when he went through the portal. props to the editor for that little detail.

The fact that in 2011 portal 2 has graphics this good is mind blowing.

Wheatley: "Just say apple. Aaaaple" Chel: *jumps* Wheatley: "Ok that's close enough"

@memelord9659

4 жыл бұрын

Well Wheatley was designed to be a moron

@googles1000

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks I needed a video quote to understand it

@tehanimeitor7947

3 жыл бұрын

@Philster Phildill You can still understand what they meant

@tehanimeitor7947

3 жыл бұрын

@Alexander the Praying mantisツ why so salty? iT's gAmE kNoWlEdGe

@otheooo

3 жыл бұрын

thats name dyslexia

Jack: *praising how funny wheatley is* Also Jack: *Immeadietly progresses whenever Wheatley is around and missing all of his funny additional dialogue if you linger around*

@legomeaker101potato

4 жыл бұрын

him standing still for 2 hours would be the most boring lets play ever

@schnoig_

4 жыл бұрын

legomeaker101 not at all when wheatley is there to speak.

@hanyougirl1991

4 жыл бұрын

True, plus all the surprise goodies he's missed. But he's gotta keep the gameplay moving

@_.Dylan._

4 жыл бұрын

I personally wish he would but he doesn't want to bore his viewers so he kind of tries to get to the point of things

@meccquest13

4 жыл бұрын

@@legomeaker101potato Im aware that standing around listening to hours of additional dialogue doesnt lend itself well to lets plays. I wasn't being serious when I made that comment.

This feels like a part of my childhood that never actually happened.

27:50 nice to see how you get so connected with your player character that you think you are feeling the pain they felt.

Glados: "yesterday I saw a deer" Me: yesterday you were dead

@BNuts

4 жыл бұрын

ME: Now, I'm not trying to call you a liar, but you may have embellished that. Just a little bit. Also, yes, I am calling you a liar. That's the difference between 'trying' and 'doing.' You, GlaDOS, are a tryer. I'm a doer. One who does things. Until they're done.

@yusufrahman2294

4 жыл бұрын

U edited this one hour after commenting what did u do wrong?

@PumpkinChild1302

4 жыл бұрын

I had to see if anyone else noticed that lie from GlaDOs

@frozengolemgt9261

4 жыл бұрын

Approved

@noone6991

4 жыл бұрын

Zom8ie5layer 117 but you have no idea of what’s day and what’s night in the facility. The room you’re in is pumped with something like adrenaline so you never know what time of day it is. So for all we know, GLaDOS actually could have seen a deer on the surface yesterday. Except it was just a lie to kill us with neurotoxin.

Robot voice in the beginning: "You have been in suspension for 50 days." Jack: "He said we've been in stasis for 50 years."

@himi7568

4 жыл бұрын

I was comment surfing for this exact topic. ( I thought I would see a lot more of these comments)

@ClaytonBTyler

4 жыл бұрын

​@@himi7568 honestly, I did the same thing. Since I didn't see any, I thought to put a comment myself.

@halle7300

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment lmao,, Jack was off by a few decades give or take

@sugoha_2548

4 жыл бұрын

wasn't it 15 days even?

@danielrollins7426

4 жыл бұрын

I never look at the comments. And then Jack has the audacity to change days into years boy oh boy

"this is a docking station" *CRASH* "ok not a docking station" - wheatly

@rainbowaxolotl288

2 жыл бұрын

MANUAL OVERRIDE on this wall

16:30 Can I just say that I’m surprised that Jack is okay with this kind of puzzle when he has a fear of heights??

@C4R1N4

Жыл бұрын

of course he's ok, cause it's a vidyagame, I'm scared of heights above 2m and did they flying levels

Fun Fact: if you slow down Glados when she does that fast version talk in that one chamber, if you slow it down she says “and mythodically knocking people’s hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.” This is a quote that is said in Moby Dick

@Jet_The_Dragon_Hawk

2 жыл бұрын

You can hear it if you slow the video down to 0.25, you hear it

@yeetbroboi6243

2 жыл бұрын

I only heard Hats off

@FNaFManiac

Жыл бұрын

moby what?

@SilverDragon_365

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for a comment talking about what she said sped up. 😂

@verified_tinker1818

Жыл бұрын

@@FNaFManiac Moby Dick, a classic novel. The first paragraph goes like this: _Call me Ishmael. Some years ago-never mind how long precisely-having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, _*_and methodically knocking people’s hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can._*_ This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me._

GLaDOS: You're navigating these test rooms faster than I can build them. Speedrunners: That's...why I'm here.

@snowyyy009

3 жыл бұрын

Oh man, the speedrun by can’t even for this game is unreal. It’s so cool.

@koni4971

3 жыл бұрын

it’s dreem time

@Rain0T

3 жыл бұрын

@@koni4971 ah, yes, the cheater.

@karlcorey3411

3 жыл бұрын

Speedrunners be like: that was an intense 15 to 60 seconds

@SorenN2011

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rain0T he did not cheat

NO THAT TURRENT BROKE MY HEART THE LITTLE "im different.." I AM ABOUT TO CRY

Portal is just full of comedy gold with its passive aggressive and sarcastic quotes from glados.

Jack: * goes inside the elevator * Jack: “alright take me up” * elevator goes down *

@otheooo

3 жыл бұрын

that's named bipolar elevator/lift.

@user-yj8wz5je6f

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@Toastythetoast1

3 жыл бұрын

Jack's mind:... FUUUUUUUUU-

@pixelennio

3 жыл бұрын

@@otheooo and thats named- HOLY SHIT NOBODY FUCKING CARES

@Somonyo

3 жыл бұрын

GOING UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP *goes down*

Wheatley: Stop panicking Everyone: * PANICKS* Jack: I cant get this off my screen.

@SuperBuildsInMC

4 жыл бұрын

You spelled panicking correctly, but it's you spelled panics wrong.

@giannoandjarod2969

4 жыл бұрын

@@SuperBuildsInMC freak almost got away with it , good eye

@SonicGamerPrime

Жыл бұрын

This is bloody funny.

I bought Portal 2 yeasterday because I was bored, and I was legit sad when I saw the robot in the tube. I would leave Wheatley if it meant I could save the turret.

GlaDDos is easiy one of the best characters ever made in a video game. Portal 2 is carried entirely by just puzzles and couple of characters, yet its one of the best games ever made. Shows how important good gameplay and characters are to video games.

"you have been in suspension for 50 days" jack: So he said we have been in suspension for 50 years.

@ember-brandt

4 жыл бұрын

IKR lol

@dallastexas1684

4 жыл бұрын

its 15 days , not 50 days or 50 years

@conorales7211

4 жыл бұрын

@@dallastexas1684 it is 50 days it says so if you read the subtitles

@conniebowles5716

4 жыл бұрын

@@conorales7211 yeah

@ecogreen123

4 жыл бұрын

i like how he turns on subtitles *after* that semi-important tidbit

Wheatley: “I’m going to override the wall. Could get a bit technical.” Proceeds to ram wall with your room repeatedly

@S14M07

4 жыл бұрын

He just riding the wall. “W-Wheatley-kun! N-Not there!”

@ark_knight

4 жыл бұрын

@@S14M07 Been watching too much in the lockdown I see. Heh

@MAUSofGold

4 жыл бұрын

@@S14M07 this is why humanity is doomed

@crystalgemgirl731

4 жыл бұрын

I love Wheatly.^^

@abbie_joan

4 жыл бұрын

@@S14M07 i love your sense of humor

16:08 for some reason the way he said “bye blockie” makes me so happy

36:25 what she actually says is "and mythodically knocking people's hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as i can." Which is a quote from Moby Dick

I've had a really tough day. One of those days when shit's constantly triggering you and the small inconveniences keep building up until you just curl into a vibrating ball of anger and try hard not to explode in front of everybody. So seeing 45 minutes of Jack playing one of my all-time top 10 games, that is _exactly_ how I need my day to end right now. Thank you for this. I know you always say that you're not really doing anything except yell at games, but just the fact that your videos and your personality are all out there is an anchor that keeps me and a whole bunch of other people grounded, and that's a wonderful value.

@sometimespocket8

4 жыл бұрын

I hope your day gets better, mate!

@itsravt

4 жыл бұрын

take it easy Greg

@moakashi4457

4 жыл бұрын

nothing but love here, brother

@Moonstarlit_Steph

4 жыл бұрын

I really hope your day gets better. Things get rough some days, so be sure to take it easy!

@NorthernGreenEyes

4 жыл бұрын

Mood. I hope you're having a better day... there's always tomorrow to start again 💚

Fun fact: When she says the fast version can be heard in slow motion, she lies, because she's actually quoting Moby Dick...

@glitchrix5445

4 жыл бұрын

TheMegaOnyx omg really? That’s amazing haha

@dorianrobinette9712

4 жыл бұрын

That's awesome.

@AlessandraXIII

4 жыл бұрын

I slowed it down, and I think I heard something about "methodically knocking off people's hats"?

@thegongoozler3374

4 жыл бұрын

And with this I can win the Portal trivia game. ;)

@jasonnobbs256

4 жыл бұрын

Who name their dick???

18:01 "Is this a sexual thing?" "Uh, yeah, I can't do it if you're watching..."

I just love that Valve was able to fit so much personality into a small metal ball. Wheatley is easily my favorite character from Portal.

Glados: youre garbage i was talking about you Jack: “Honeyyy im Trash”

@armintor2826

4 жыл бұрын

Hes a total trash mammal

@i_am_jarvistm7220

4 жыл бұрын

@Siarrah Day I understood that reference.

@maxkretzschmar6139

4 жыл бұрын

GLaDOS IM TRASH

Fun Fact! The area you go through when you get the dual portal gun is actually the last test chamber from the first game! You start at the fire pit where you escaped in Portal 1 and work your way to the start! Right before the elevator, you can see the test chamber 19 screen! It's details like that that make this game what it is!

@sandra1328

4 жыл бұрын

Yes that is so cool! I didn't even notice it until I watched a video of Portal 1 and 2 chamber comparisons! >

I played this game more times than I can remeber, and the whole time I was like "Yes! Yes Sean, you've got it! I'm proud of you!"

Portal 1 and 2 have to be the best comedic writing in any video game ever made. So so so good. These games just feel like a gift.

Turret: hello? Me: i want to hug him pls i want him to be with me Turret: im different! Me: *immediatly starts crying*

@rthwip

4 жыл бұрын

You can save him later in game. There is a conveyor belt going to a furnace. He is there. You can grab him and he will give some lore

@djxafty

4 жыл бұрын

@@rthwip Aww Really? Im gonna save that little cutie Thank you for telling me

@dreamweaver4183

4 жыл бұрын

Turret lives matter

@OswaldM_14

4 жыл бұрын

When that turret exploded when he took it out of the fire room I was sad

@JustAGamerPerson

4 жыл бұрын

I actually did this replaying the game. That’s how good of a person I am. Yes, yes, praise me.

When The Announcer said “The future starts with you” I said out loud “No, it starts with F” and I honestly don’t know why my brain told me to say that

@logda6836

4 жыл бұрын

Did you think he said U and not You? Because it’s Future not Uture

@sm173r6

4 жыл бұрын

@@logda6836 just so noone else does it "r/WoOOoSh"

@bonesfloodedwithdreams

3 жыл бұрын

Well actually it starts with "F U"

@thedingboat5827

3 жыл бұрын

Down ‘ere we say ‘uture so it does start wi U.

@thedingboat5827

3 жыл бұрын

No offense to any country’s that talk sort of like that.

7:48 jack: alright, take me up! the elevator: *goes down*

The canonical reason Chell can survive a whole three seconds in front of a turret, is because they just cram the bullets in and fire them out with a spring, shell and all so that not just the part meant to be fired Is shooting

awww the turret that saying "im different" honestly made me want to cry. god i hope theres a way to save that poor thing.

@crownclowncreations

4 жыл бұрын

You actually get a chance to save it from burning in a furnace later in the game! In exchange if you hold on to it, it'll reveal a bit of lore to you.

@Chicagocanine

4 жыл бұрын

There is a way later, you can save it if you pay attention when it pops up again.

@dreamweaver4183

4 жыл бұрын

# turret lives matter!

@virgil2556

4 жыл бұрын

there is once you get to the part where you escape, and your walking on the turret conveyor belt and if you pick him up, he’ll foreshadow some events in the future, so you can save him

@xthegamingninjax2361

4 жыл бұрын

Those turret would be the death of me, I wouldn't be able to hurt them.

Jack, that "different" turret comes back later, on a conveyor to an incinerator.. make sure to grab him so the comment section doesnt get angry! :>

@payne-pw6jn

4 жыл бұрын

ii_Cove stop spoiling yo

@ii_Cove

4 жыл бұрын

Floogly ..it’s literally a conveyor.. to an incinerator.. how does that even spoil anything?

@payne-pw6jn

4 жыл бұрын

ii_Cove fair point

@psych0ndriac

4 жыл бұрын

@ii_Cove I love the profile picture

@ii_Cove

4 жыл бұрын

Psychondriac indeed, the DIY biggerhead.. i’ll get around to changing it eventually :)

GLaDOS goes from calling chell fat when she is in control, to defending her when Wheatley is in control. Interesting

The little nod he does when he places the radio on the table in the beginning gets me everytime 🤣

“If the laws of physics don’t apply in the future, god help you”

@mainstation1737

4 жыл бұрын

frightenedgamer LMAO

@abhiramcherukupalli

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@akid9675

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for quoting I don't know how I could've gotten the joke otherwise

@huell8014

4 жыл бұрын

@@akid9675 no

@akid9675

4 жыл бұрын

@@huell8014 ?

Me: *watches silent portal 2 playthroughs constantly* Jack: *plays portal 2* Me: finally! Some flavor!

@CHEESEPUFF_7

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. I can only agree with you

@prestonyates8003

4 жыл бұрын

Delicious Finally, some good fucking food

@comic12558

4 жыл бұрын

Aizlynn Pines yup

@TANKED_

4 жыл бұрын

Aizlynn Pines hey bolloxed is great

@aizlynnpines1601

4 жыл бұрын

@@TANKED_ I don't disagree! I've just watched that so many times that this is cool and new lol

Best thing about this game is the level of venom that comes out of every insult GLaDoS says.

41:30 this has to be my favorite part just saying stinky for no reason

The song that plays after GLaDOS says she saw a deer is called: "I saw a deer today"

Jack: I love Wheatley, he’s voiced by Stephen merchant who’s one of my favourite comedians. Me: I love Stephen Merchant, he voiced Wheatley who’s one of my favourite video game characters.

@Valhalla05

4 жыл бұрын

👍

@Kevin_Theadore1

4 жыл бұрын

Okf

@DJ-hp2yr

4 жыл бұрын

Can we get an absolute rip for wheatley

35:00 to 3502 legit sounds like the "Woo-heyeye!" sounds like the pig sound when they get flunged across the world in angry birds.

Wheatly: says apple Chell: Microsoft Wheatley: eh close enough

@SonicGamerPrime

Жыл бұрын

CHELL CAN'T EVEN BLOODY TALK!!

“You have been in stasis for 50 days” Jack: so he said we’ve been in stasis for 50 years

@Lily-qb1xv

4 жыл бұрын

Chase Hartman Was gonna comment this lmao

@jilly0412

4 жыл бұрын

Chase Hartman I thought he said 50 years to

@randomwitheramazements3772

4 жыл бұрын

He corrected himself later.

@kubiborglar

4 жыл бұрын

15*

@andrix7777

4 жыл бұрын

@@kubiborglar nope, it says "You have been in stasis for -FIFTY-days." in the subtitles.

Wheatley: Say 'Apple' Chell: Microsoft Wheatley: Close enough

something thats a true testament to thsi game is the fact that half the time in the video its just him gensuinely laughing at the comedy in the game not like exaggerated or anythign and showing how much he laughs just goes to show how funny this agme is

The narrator: you have been in suspension for 15 days Him: he said we’ve been in suspension for 50 years

GLaDOS: "This next test involves turrets... Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck." JackSKEPTICeye: "Well. I'm gonna leave this episode of Portal 2 here." GLaDOS: **Surprised GLaDOS face**

Glados: Has a grudge from you killing her Also Glados: Tried to burn you alive and kill you

@ark_knight

4 жыл бұрын

Also not burn, just smoke. Neurotoxin.

@TheSneedking

4 жыл бұрын

Listen, those details are irrelevant 😂😂😂😂😂 (jeez whose side are you on here)😂😂😂

@digitsstuff6521

4 жыл бұрын

@@ark_knight ? She does attempt to incinerate you halfway through the first game.

@starrypines590

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheSneedking Gladdie, obviously. I love this bitch, I swear

@TheSneedking

4 жыл бұрын

@@starrypines590 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Glados has gotten much better at roasting

45:05 BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD

"Hello? Im different." Omg that actually hit me in the feels.

@majin7585

4 жыл бұрын

Amelia Driscoll why is there no comments on your comment whelp I’m the first (not a big accomplishment )

@peesicle

4 жыл бұрын

Shit, one hour late. I'm second

@surimonizarro9791

4 жыл бұрын

yall remember the song someone made for the turret?

Everyone gangsta until the “different” turret comes out of the tube

@surelcrane3141

3 жыл бұрын

I save the different turret every time I play this game, it just warms my hearth

@littlenightmaresfan4205

3 жыл бұрын

im different

@adrawingprotogen2994

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean "different " turret

@oof_Hersheys

3 жыл бұрын

@@adrawingprotogen2994 the one piled up in the tube close to where they go off the testing track

@burritouzumaki.

3 жыл бұрын

@@carrotandpeas it was in the vid btw, the one in the tube at the BEGINNING of the vid, and if u didnt complete the vid go to the comments after, thank you.

34:05 this is basically the aperture science equivalent of telling someone to get in the car and then driving away when they reach for the handle

38:05 Jack: Come on, Chumley! Me: *takes deep breath* CHILLING OUT WITH THE CREW IN THE SCHOOLYARD-

Sean: *Plays the portal series* Everyone: **Happiness Noises**

@robertskinner446

4 жыл бұрын

Who knows? Maybe next he’ll visit the Black Mesa Research Facility. In Black Mesa

@cosmickitten1976

4 жыл бұрын

I feel obligated to subscribe to him for no reason, and I don't know why, help

@TheGreatAshenOne

4 жыл бұрын

**Happy intensifies**

@Garother

4 жыл бұрын

You could just say "We are all so happy and pumped that you play the Portal series." But every comment has to be in quotes today. As if people don't want to say it themselves. xD

@aglv7227

4 жыл бұрын

I screamed " YESSSS!! "

44:32 a cool little detail is that you can actually see the shed at the very end of the game in that little video

To aswer your question about the stacis. If i heard correctly he said: 999999days, so 27 000 something years. But cauld had been longer, and it could had been just broken.

"I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever." Sans undertale - I know that feel bro

One of my favorite things Glados says is “You’re about to become the past president of the ‘being alive’ club”

@ranbooismyspiritanimal9366

3 жыл бұрын

*ha* *ha*

@Reaperlevii

2 жыл бұрын

@@ranbooismyspiritanimal9366 I love the Skyrim reference in your username.

@Pixxeell___

Жыл бұрын

@@Reaperlevii too bad they changed their name to something that a 4 y/o would say.

@fnafworks6228

Жыл бұрын

@@Pixxeell___ nah go watch ranboo. Litteraly at least 50% of his content is a mood *not counting generation loss*

@Pixxeell___

Жыл бұрын

@@fnafworks6228 no. i most definitely will not. especially because you have Fnaf in your name.

39:20 Glados with them weight jokes

Best story in a game ever, I love the writing and the characters, merchant and Simmons were perfect for the roles, I so wish they had done a 3rd and a fourth, even do a movie please.

The murals that you see in the beginning of the game when you pick up the blue portal gun represent the history of aperture and portal 1. The first mural has scientists basking in the "radiance" of GLaDOS for it is their creation, then they get flooded by neurotoxin and you see them dying (except of course the one who made the murals), then you see a mural of you confronting GLaDOS despite her trying to offer you pleasantries to keep you in check.

When the turret said “I’m different” I almost cried.

@KaidatBoi

4 жыл бұрын

same here

@the_furry_inside_your_walls639

4 жыл бұрын

Theory that confirms it is different to the other turrets: it doesn't aim at you when you enter its line of sight, unlike the other turrets. Turrets in portal start aiming at you as soon as they can see you, regardless of whether there's glass in the way or not. They just don't start shooting until there's nothing blocking the way.

@bun-dc9iu

4 жыл бұрын

@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 probably just one of the defective ones

@thegongoozler3374

4 жыл бұрын

18:49 I have never wanted to hug a machine in my entire life more that this turret. :'(

@IdontKnow-nm8bz

4 жыл бұрын

@@bun-dc9iu nope, it's the Oracle turret, it's "defective" in that it can actually think

7:12 Hey, Chel’s not fat!! Robots are so rude

24:44 hey! thats the last test chamber in portal 1! i thought it looked familiar.

@meepersgobeepers

Ай бұрын

i was wondering why it looked so familiar!