Since so many of you are asking who the woman Imperial Officer is at 0:06 for “research” purposes, that’s Doctor Aphra. Source used in video: Star Wars: Dark Times (Comic) Issues 28 to 32 Music - First: kzread.info/dash/bejne/lqmilLKcedW0hJM.html Second: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g3qBt5WsorPInpM.html

@Minute_Sniper

4 жыл бұрын

What happened to the lieutenant after this ?

@TheLoreMasterYT

4 жыл бұрын

+Sniper_Artwork The ending of the video is the last we see of Gregg, as this comic book was discontinued following Disney’s purchase of Star Wars, with all of its plotlines ending right as Vader was picked up by Falco Sang unfortunately

@infernalmaster9991

4 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to say I love your comantating and the way you tell the story.

@TheEsdaniel

4 жыл бұрын

Mah man !

@twniks3720

4 жыл бұрын

What happened to Dass Jennir?

Palpatine: wake tf up Gregg, we have a Vader to trick.

@WarlockSkyglider

4 жыл бұрын

Gregg: YOU'RE BREATHTAKING Palpatine: *force chokes Gregg*

@alphariusfuze8089

4 жыл бұрын

Okie dokie

@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179

4 жыл бұрын

@Steven Turner When you put it that way, Palpatine was clearly drunk dialling people. How has it taken us all so long to realize he was an alcoholic? XD

@madhattergamer3567

4 жыл бұрын

@@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179 He has the face of a crack head..

@coolnobodycares

4 жыл бұрын

You got to love the time an energy Palpatine spends just to troll vader.

“Hey you awake?” “Yeah what’s up?” “Do it”

@felipecosta-kv2fx

4 жыл бұрын

Gregg: i shouldn't...

@JA-pz2un

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *hair gets cut

@ajl4809

4 жыл бұрын

It’s D E W I T

@chiefsprinkles

4 жыл бұрын

DEW IT

@user-up8ri9he3g

4 жыл бұрын

felipe costa DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT

That moment when you realize that numerous jedi were found and likely killed because of "Greg from accounting"...

@tedtalking1149

3 жыл бұрын

iT's gReGg GeT iT rIgHt

@spambreeder1001

3 жыл бұрын

Grrrrrrrrrrrrregg

@user-ut5nx6hm9d

3 жыл бұрын

Never underestimate someone who's job is to work with tedious numbers all day. They notice patterns other people just don't.

@piranhaplantX

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ut5nx6hm9d I mean, the big bad NSA and CIA are mostly made up of this type of people. There are also a lot of guys like this in every branch of the military, far away from the front lines.

@beezelsub

3 жыл бұрын

Especially Gregg, from accounting.

Palpatine suddenly jolts awake at 2 AM: "I completely forgot to tell Greg the story of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise!"

@WellWisdom.

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha that is a nice one.

@DayZeroGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Darth Lariticus the Dire

@gadielgonzalez2755

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes boi 😈

@zackfilmsentertainment3048

2 жыл бұрын

Gohan!

@jacobvondrasek5999

2 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair its not a story the Jedi would tell

Imagine being in the star wars universe and your name is simply, Gregg.

@felipecosta-kv2fx

4 жыл бұрын

Better than sheev

@ancientsithlord3314

4 жыл бұрын

Ben lol

@davidhong1934

4 жыл бұрын

Gary

@calvinokamagenda6284

4 жыл бұрын

Still better than jar jar binks

@trumpywithadumpy

4 жыл бұрын

COM axe how dare you disrespect the dark lord

*Phone rings* “Mornin. Execute Order 66.”

@felipecosta-kv2fx

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, my lord! *lord vader passes by* BLAST HIM!

@helmethead7406

4 жыл бұрын

Clone: 5 more minutes pls

@songsandstuff9402

4 жыл бұрын

66 likes

@razvandobos9759

4 жыл бұрын

Or Order 65.

@kingdoge69

4 жыл бұрын

Jon L “Fetch me a coffee, uhh Colombian...and execute order 66”

You know Vader likes you, when you see him without his helmet and live...

@danielboatright8887

3 жыл бұрын

Gregg has a job, if Vader isn't ready thats Vader's fault.

@thundergun3333

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielboatright8887 tell Vader that.

@danielboatright8887

2 жыл бұрын

@@thundergun3333 The fact that Gregg survives proves my point, without delay means without delay. And Vaders lack of clothes is the delay.

@dexm2010

2 жыл бұрын

I really thought he was going to kill him....I'm glad he did not.

@YourLovelyGuy9442

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

"When an Imperial Officer recieved a 2 AM Booty call from Palpatine" sounds like a more terrifying story

@thatrandomdudeonyt4085

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for a comment like this, not disappointed 😂

@king_of_sin7494

2 жыл бұрын

Plapatine: hello Gregg from accounting I know it's 2am but I hear your very good with your hands!~ Gregg:...I don't like where this is going

@godking

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Gregg I'm coming by. Get the lube ready!

@benjaminjestel6811

2 жыл бұрын

@Crom smite you I hate you with every fiber of my being.

@chrismc410

2 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminjestel6811 Palpatine: Goooooood

Rebels: Who would give orders at 2 in the morning? Palpatine: Oh boy, 2 A.M!

@dirtysniper3434

4 жыл бұрын

Now that.. that was a kek. Good work son

@zed147itsdatboi3

4 жыл бұрын

This is criminaly underrated!

@FrankDad

4 жыл бұрын

3 A.M !!!,!!! 3 f-ing A.M!!!!!!!

@SenseiRio

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@MrSmoky928

4 жыл бұрын

@@FrankDad I know. I would put 3 am but it said 2am so sorry

That officer must have Been so scared that the Emperor called him.

@felipecosta-kv2fx

4 жыл бұрын

"Holy fuck, I'm being visited by a ghost! You'll make me see my past, my present or my future?" "... I need to use a force mask and stop using this stupid hood -_-"

@robertnelson9599

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this would be like a Russian during the Cold War getting a call from Stalin.

@felipecosta-kv2fx

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertnelson9599 Or a nazi getting a call from hitler

@SuperSaiyanD48

4 жыл бұрын

It's almost never a good sign when you get a direct call from the CEO.

@marcusquintanilla7131

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertnelson9599 bring me cup of water. "But I'm stationed in post outside of russi" "Do it now"

“Greg” “Yes my lord” “I saw a ad for a deal at mc Donald’s” “Yeah” “Get me it” “It’s late” “Dew it”

@civilizedhuman7875

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@davidhong1934

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@LaloSillymanca

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dorsnis

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@YourLovelyGuy9442

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Gregg is clearly the best Imperial Officer of all time; he managed to become friends with Vader, a near impossible task given what we see in the movies.

@felixc.3444

2 жыл бұрын

I’d say he’s more of a respected coworker but yeah I guess to an extent

@devastater97

Жыл бұрын

There have been a few, VERY few but still multiple people who have been "Friends" with Vader, one officer straight even said to his grandson Vader was his friend and told him about the missions they went on together.

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus

11 ай бұрын

Do your job well and don’t have a ego or represent something toxic and you’ll survive around Vader.

@Mark-ek8md

7 ай бұрын

This guy and Lieutenant Lekauf. They were both bros to Vader and I can see why they were handpicked by him during the years of the Galactic Empire.

Palpatine hit him with the “u up?”

@Jose-nu7nf

4 жыл бұрын

Billboe Bagginns lmaooooo

@bnzchacon5455

4 жыл бұрын

Billboe Bagginns 😂😂

@FamousMovieScenes09

4 жыл бұрын

"Wanna come over and hang?" "I shouldn't....." "DEW IT"

@itswednesdaymydudes8631

4 жыл бұрын

Billboe Bagginns lmfaoooo

@treysonthelusma3408

4 жыл бұрын

Billboe Bagginns I was waiting for a comment saying this 😂😂

If Gregg was a KZreadr, he would've made a video and uploaded it with the title: "OVERWOKING AT 2 AM, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS"

@NakedHillbilly

2 жыл бұрын

Is palps in the thumbnail

@liamdalemon1525

2 жыл бұрын

But Palpatine told him to not tell anyone so that would basically be suicide

@_Hamler

2 жыл бұрын

@@liamdalemon1525 it would be worth all the views

@themanwhowouldbebrick

2 жыл бұрын

GRANNY IMPOSTER AMOGUS CHALLENGE, MY BOSS CALLED ME AT 3AM (WHAT HAPPENED) BALDIS BASICS CHALLENGE

@johnlloydkalata1962

11 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ, that sounds like something like Gregg from Wildbow's Worm would do

Even in the comics, vader still cut of his opponents hands " *He's a man of focus, commitment, and Sheer fricking will* "

@andreipoplauschi180

2 жыл бұрын

..."Sheev" fricking will

@nikolai4810

2 жыл бұрын

"... and sheer fricking hatred for people that have more hands than him."

@salamilid3737

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikolai4810 dont ask why kill the xeno ask why bot

@Depthcharger44

2 жыл бұрын

"I once saw him kill 3 rebel assassins in a bar, with the Force. The FUCKING. FORCE!"

@brewmaster2912

7 ай бұрын

Use fuck. Don’t be afraid. Dew it

*DON'T STAY AWAKE IN THE DEARTH STAR AT 2AM OR THIS WILL HAPPEN (THE EMPEROR CALLED????)- 😱😱*

@cheemythedrunkmonke

4 жыл бұрын

Morgz in a nutshell

@r603burakkusuta2

4 жыл бұрын

*Palpatine wants to know your location*

@greg1156

4 жыл бұрын

*NOT CLICKBAIT*

@AlgaDoggo

4 жыл бұрын

@@cheemythedrunkmonke YES!! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

@panjabi01

4 жыл бұрын

Genius

Lt Greg looks like that guy you talk to at lunch break

@toddhoward3846

4 жыл бұрын

That’s oddly specific... and correct.

@zed147itsdatboi3

4 жыл бұрын

I know a guy at work that looks just like him... but his name is Mike:( ... still a nice guy though :)

@Orlok26

4 жыл бұрын

ZED147 It's Dat Boi is he happy?

@ra7en114

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like a young Patrick labyorteaux, the guy from jag

@bobbarker31

4 жыл бұрын

He is not particularly ambitious but he is good at his job. That is enough for Vader. The navy is filled with suck ups

Officer: What is thy bidding my Emperor? Palpatine:I need you to rush to the nearest Taco Bell, they are only open until 3am, I need a Chicken Quesadilla Combo

@bluethunderbolt9631

3 жыл бұрын

My Lord, it's 4 AM in this part of the galaxy.

@Primegamin-yh4jm

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluethunderbolt9631 Do it tomorrow then.

@zombieo_43

3 жыл бұрын

Well now I'm hungry

@snackboxone364

2 жыл бұрын

*COMMIT ARSON IF THEY DARE DEFY MY ORDER*

@berserkerofthrawn5707

2 жыл бұрын

Do you mean space Taco Bell

The fact that Vader let him look him In his actual eyes speaks volumes for his respect for Greg we know what he would do to most people

@TheKyrix82

Жыл бұрын

One thing Disney did, that I wholeheartedly agree with, is they made Vader into a barely stable conduit of pure rage

@Glaster6

11 ай бұрын

@@TheKyrix82 I mean it makes sense when you think about it. The suit inflicts agonizing pain on him 24/7

@TheKyrix82

11 ай бұрын

@@Glaster6 No, that was Legends Vader

I was the model for Gregg. Gregg is my middle name. The story for the entire run of Dark Times was written by Randy Stradley. Most of the art was done by Doug Wheatley. They are both friends of mine and I costume as an imperial officer in the 501st legion. We had long talked about the different people that were officers in the empire, especially the early days and one day they told me I was going to be a character in the series. Doug said he had studied my face so much he had probably looked at me more than my mother had. Had the license with LFL continued, Gregg would have returned as a moff years later. Sadly that was not to be. Still I am extremely touched that I made it into a Star Wars comic.

@TheLoreMasterYT

4 жыл бұрын

That’s awesome, thanks for sharing!

@jt7652

4 жыл бұрын

That’s so cool

@user-Jay178

4 жыл бұрын

That is so cool and awesome

@goodmind4940

4 жыл бұрын

#SaveGregg

@loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you robert very cool

Me at the end of the video: “oh phew Gregg wasn’t killed by Vader”

@KitKatHexe

4 жыл бұрын

I know that's legitimately how you expect every exchange between Vader and an imperial officer to go.

@TooFewSecrets

4 жыл бұрын

Vader appreciates competency.

@KitKatHexe

4 жыл бұрын

@@TooFewSecrets damn straight

@akumati86

4 жыл бұрын

I do wonder what happened to him after all this though.

@justsomemenacingcat5700

4 жыл бұрын

Akumati he gets all the coochie now

7:40 "Vader jumped to High Ground" Me: Oh no...... He learned it!!!

@CHARLOSdotTV

3 жыл бұрын

Now he only has sand as a weakness.

I love these stories focusing on these more ordinary characters who just happen to earn Vader's respect and praise. It's just an interesting idea.

Those other officers were just jealous that Vader Senpai noticed him.

@davidhong1934

4 жыл бұрын

Someh guy: Notice me, senpai! (Force choke) Vader: Noticed

@mikevasquez1103

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidhong1934 The noice is strong with this one.

@chronyx685

4 жыл бұрын

ara ara

@alphariusfuze8089

4 жыл бұрын

Caugh*

@altairskywalker1648

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, anime reference

"Knowing what was about to happen, Vader jumped to High-Ground." Obi-Wan: "I'm sorry - what?"

@esahbishop-scott7525

4 жыл бұрын

Fool me once...

@AkiraHisyamHobbiezz

4 жыл бұрын

but vader will never beat obi wan bcoz obi wan already obtained the infinite high ground!!!

@npc6817

4 жыл бұрын

Guess that time on mustafar he was still an apprentice, one who learned his final lesson

@XDarksoulX1129

4 жыл бұрын

Damn beat me to it

@TheLittleRedVixen

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

0:06 I have the sudden urge to join the Empire now.

Palpatine when finding out Vader is still hunting Jedi: *”VADER! WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING?!”* Vader: *”What you taught me to do: Kill ‘em all.”*

@historytank5673

2 жыл бұрын

No more like. “VADER! Is that Jedi your hunting?!”

@flyingsquirrel1135

2 жыл бұрын

@@historytank5673 “No it’s a person… who happens to have a lightsaber and force…”

@alexandercarlock1687

18 күн бұрын

Funniest part is that Vader is only getting more Jedi hungry and palpatine is just creating more for it without actually punishing him

"LIEUTENANT" "M-M-MY LORD! I WASNT WATCHING NAKED DANCING TWI'LEKS OR ANYTHING." "Ummm okay, weird flex but anyways, I need you to help me mess with Vader."

@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907

4 жыл бұрын

I would just admit my transgressions. It's better not to lie to someone who can sense lies via the force.

@janusceasar7851

3 жыл бұрын

@Great Cornholio I think watching Twi'Leks instead of R34 Jabba take some serious guts, therefore he is flexing his tenacious mental fortitude. Therefore, he indeed flex.

@darthplagueis3488

3 жыл бұрын

I could hear this in robot chicken’s voice for palpatine

@jdraven0890

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, that is totally the Robot Chicken version, right there!

@funfuntime3182

2 жыл бұрын

@@darthplagueis3488 that will actually be a pretty funny skit

- Obi-wan kenobi - Ki-Adi-Mundi - Han Solo - Darth Vader - GREG

@haroldgodwinson2825

4 жыл бұрын

still lot better than sheev

@TheVoidisEternal

4 жыл бұрын

Harold Godwinson idk dude Sheev sounds like a badass rock stars name or a serial killer

@KitKatHexe

4 жыл бұрын

@Der_Dominik yeah Greg's just the guy you talk to at lunch

@randycheow4268

4 жыл бұрын

Heffley

@vicgamer7536

4 жыл бұрын

Bob

That winking female officer made me OwO a little.

@xylonus

3 жыл бұрын

makes me wanna draw realistic anime girl face

@CygnusTheSilly

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@barackobama990

3 жыл бұрын

😐

@adityaruplaha

2 жыл бұрын

That's Doctor Aphra. kzread.info/dash/bejne/eGuerqONlZXPgrA.html

@cxarhomell5867

2 жыл бұрын

This comment made me cringe a little. Literally.

the senate: i need you to troll vader gregg: why? the senate: sheer absolute boredom!

@person43

4 жыл бұрын

Sheev absolute boredom I'm sorry...

@astro_manta9733

3 жыл бұрын

that wasn't the senate, that was frank

@InvaderNaj

3 жыл бұрын

@@astro_manta9733 you sure it wasnt tooweak?

@yeetwchybaban

3 жыл бұрын

@@person43 lol

@tired_oftyranny5387

3 жыл бұрын

Gregg: How much boredom? The Senate: *UNLIMITED BORRRRREDOMMMMMM!!!!!*

Gregg: **sleeps** Palpatine: **blows an air horn** WAKE UP

@subtlewhatssubtle

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like that's how Robot Chicken would've handled this storyline if they had to make a sketch out of it.

@JohnSmith-rb5iv

4 жыл бұрын

@Sublewhatssubtle XD

@goldbirdo7775

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@raywolfe1321

3 жыл бұрын

Palpatine: wake up bitch i gotta fuck with Vader

It must hurt Vader to know that Jedi are so loyal to each other. It makes his betrayal far worse.

@sosmooth13

4 жыл бұрын

sibtain ali especially since the man you’ve turned to is now deceptive and treating you like shit. Kinda sucks to read these comics at times, because you see that this happens from pretty much day one up until the day he dies almost.

@techcommenter

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Davidson that’s true. This is what makes the light better than the dark. You could be the most powerful being in the galaxy but you can’t trust anyone. To me, this is one of the reasons that make Vader such a tragic character. In the prequels and original trilogies, only the emperor is a dark side user that isn’t left emotionally broken.

@sosmooth13

4 жыл бұрын

sibtain ali it’s gonna hurt to watch the clone wars again. Anakin at the height and prime of his powers and life. Sure they’re at war, but that war ends up being the good ol’ days for him in comparison to what he gets afterwards. Sure he (Vader) looks like a badass on the battlefield but it’s not the same as when he was Anakin. Constantly spied on, manipulated and humiliated.

@itonieshi

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, at least it is expected. A master is to train someone to surpass himself, and an apprentice is to plot to take the master's place, as such they are constantly at odds with each other.

@calebalwayswill7423

4 жыл бұрын

If I had to guess, I'd say Vader would have realized early on what a big mistake he made but probably sucked those feelings back and doubled down on his new path to keep pain and remorse at bay. His past was so dark , it would probably break him if he allowed himself to feel again.

The Lore Master: "Greg became Vader's Jedi dealer" Me: HAHAHAHAHA

"Gregg...." "Yes milord!" "...Tell me a bedtime story."

Greg: *WORKS* Palpatine: *Yeah i need you to come into the office and kill some jedi for me*

@CaesarsLegion1

4 жыл бұрын

Office space?

@danielboatright8887

3 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhhh Im still in the office...

Imagine having the emperor himself just message you out of the blue like “hey, u up”

@remc0s

4 жыл бұрын

"What are you wearing?"

@synphilia4776

4 жыл бұрын

"Thinking about u

@World36599

Жыл бұрын

A worse fate than death

Imagine being a random officer and just getting a text from Palpatine like Hey

@Philip54622

Жыл бұрын

I bet palpatines messaging is like grandmas when they get their first phone

9:00 "He chucked his lightsaber and cut the Jedi's arm off that was holding the detonator" *Cuts off the arm that was holding lightsaber*

@IAmMyOwnApprentice

3 жыл бұрын

Right?

@thebluepig3737

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

@dimigod3194

3 жыл бұрын

Ya read the whole comic and honestly it’s a grate story the Jedi sass Jenner is pretty cool and sad totally recommend reading

@akumati86

27 күн бұрын

That's what happens with AI read videos

@skullcrushert_t2905

9 күн бұрын

​@@IAmMyOwnApprentice ikr

I do like the idea that palpatine spends most of his time trolling vader.

@jamesshaw3500

4 жыл бұрын

What else has he got to do?

@clarelay5032

3 жыл бұрын

Nah it’s Darth Trollus the troll version of Obi Wan you wonder why he’s so good at trolling he learned from his cousin Darth Trollus.

@The_preserver_x16

Жыл бұрын

Funny enough he got bored after defeating the Jedi so he did enjoy pulling pranks like this

@Flav7281

Жыл бұрын

@Fullashit Ministries Interesting

@davidw.2791

Жыл бұрын

Culminating in what happens in RotJ.

“Vader jumped to high ground” Oh if only he did that on Mustafar.

@hoanganphanle

4 жыл бұрын

He did Just badly

@TheCrackedFirebird

4 жыл бұрын

He tired. Not very well though.

@D00DM00D

2 жыл бұрын

He tried it

@andrewkent650

2 жыл бұрын

He underestimated his jumping to high ground power.

@hanakinsidewalker

2 жыл бұрын

He learned his lesson about not skipping leg day

I'm surprised on how chill Palpatine is with his employees compared to Vader.

@jakealter5504

11 ай бұрын

In Gregg’s case he’s unique since he had decent interactions with BOTH of them

@OhNoTheFace

10 ай бұрын

I love that he seemed to value Gregg not lying, at all, when asked

When you enter BATTLEFRONT II and all the good usernames are taken so you make Greg

@Lorddacenshadowind

2 жыл бұрын

And only run the imperial officer lol

Damn Vader had that Jedi crack addiction early on in his dark lord years.

@sebas8225

4 жыл бұрын

He needed a target for his anger.

@JohnnyDominion

4 жыл бұрын

The Jedi Vader was searching for was Obi-Wan. After being put in his suit Vader, spent a long time tracking down any leads on jedi hoping to have a rematch with Obi-Wan and enact his revenge.

@holden_7597

4 жыл бұрын

Zeta Plus C1 I see that you’re also a Gundam fan. Sentinel had pretty good Zeta variants.

@cityguard4847

4 жыл бұрын

Sebas G better than beating his wife- oh wait

@pliskenx51mm83

4 жыл бұрын

Zeta Plus C1 He lived to see their sweet entrails splatter across the ground, to Vader it was ecstacy! Pure Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine! To Vader no other drug would ever be enough!

“A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.”

If the Empire had recruitment posters like 0:06, I'd probably sign up! Lol

@rejvaik00

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing better than a hot woman in the imperial uniform 😏

@xylonus

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine she getting chocked by Vader *harder daddy intensifies*

@thesupreme8062

3 жыл бұрын

@@xylonus b u r n

@Primegamin-yh4jm

3 жыл бұрын

Palpatine: Troopers are booming!

@idksom8928

3 жыл бұрын

Vader wanted to kill her very badly

I believe I have found the perfect set of strategies as a imperial officer or anyone in the empire can take to survive and even thrive working directly for Darth Vader. One thing that ticks Vader off during his time as the emperor’s enforcer was dealing with the arrogance and superiority complexes of the core world officer class under his command. On occasion hey would challenge Vader’s authority and not fully understanding who is actually in charge which has resulted in a number of demotions or most commonly deaths of imperial officers. Strategy # 1 manage your outward appearance and Attitude. When dealing with Vader understand that the conventional imperial hierarchy and chain of command stops at only two people Vader and the Emperor. If either tell you to do something do it no hesitations regardless of your rank or prior orders from you superiors. Do not appear to be overly frightened or uneasy in Vader’s presence but approach the dark lord with a degree of humility and self respect. Vader despises an officer that is either too much of a sycophant or a self obsessed sociopath. Another thing Vader despises in an imperial officer is their incompetence failing to carry out the most basic orders. Strategy # 2 when acting under Vader’s orders you must appear or act as competently as possible you’ll save Vader the frustration and yourself a untimely death. In addition to competence be unconventional as well in finding solutions to problems .Vader on a consistent basis has been known to take a affinity to officers that are not bound to convention or protocol taking the initiative it’s that bit of Anakin Skywalker that was still in him. Strategy # 3 Determine the mood. As a sith Darth Vader is a very emotionaly rich individual under that armor is a lot of pain ,rage and grief. Vader is 99.7 % likely to execute an officer even for the most minor of offenses when he is in a state of frustration extreme anger and agitation. So before you make your report is advisable to ask around the grape vine about what is the Dark lords mood your very survival could depend upon it. It is also important to determine how urgently you give your report to Vader if the report isn’t as serious as say a battle report or the current state of a pursuits of a rebel sellout pirate faction that perhaps it would be better to wait a few hours until Vader has calmed down to make your report. Strategy # 4 know when to quit while your ahead. In Vader’s eyes you are just a tool useful for the moment in a particular task to be put into storage or be discarded whenever he sees fit.When you have the time it’s best to probably talk with your superior officer and try to arrange a future transfer order to another post. When your work for Vader is done inform him of the transfer and ask the dark lord if there is any thing else he would like you do do for him. Two scenarios occur either he lets you go and you will go down as a legend for surviving Darth Vader or you’ve become invaluable to the dark lord he may even take you into his confidence in that case Strategy # 5 never give Vader a reason to doubt you. In times of uncertainty where the dark lord has extreme difficulty in finding his quarry find a way to lead him through that oblivion.

@heartlessnobody1143

11 ай бұрын

How to survive Vader: If he is near you, *do not interact and leave it to someone else* If you are interacting with him, be a good servant, because the bad ones find out how it feels to be a rebel

@kendrickrochelanzot2053

Ай бұрын

Damn this is pretty good

Bro imagine being the strongest Sith in history, known with a name like Darth Vader, and your 2nd hand man being Gregg. Ngl, still pretty cool.

@yeetusfeetus713

2 жыл бұрын

Come on man atleast it give us a lesson to not underestimate other people

"So I threw the Senate at him"

@Revick_Revas

4 жыл бұрын

“The whole Senate!”

@gamecarnival2024

4 жыл бұрын

@@Revick_Revas "true story!"

@davidhong1934

4 жыл бұрын

You have a collect call from - [Vader's voice and breathing] Darth Vader.

@gamecarnival2024

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidhong1934 "ugh I'm sorry..I have to take this.. Vader! How's my favorite sith?"

@commanderwilliam3693

4 жыл бұрын

@@gamecarnival2024 they blew it up

0:09 - Oh hey there. I guess i will join the Empire now.

@rejvaik00

3 жыл бұрын

Hot chicks in imperial uniforms??? Oh hell yeah!!!! Long live the empire!!!!

@DayZeroGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@rejvaik00 very rare. Seems like the rebels have hotter women

@iamsearchingforthefiletmignon

3 жыл бұрын

@@DayZeroGaming rebels have more aliens. I think the empire is racist to aliens

@shadowdevil126

3 жыл бұрын

@@iamsearchingforthefiletmignon it's called xenophobic you can't be racist by hating a different species

@Suranavy_

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Empire petty chill

I suggest the title be renamed "That time when an Imperial Officer thought he was recieving a booty call but the hologram display showed the Dark Emperor, wat u do?"

@lollikabosso.w.n7153

3 жыл бұрын

Jerk off to it to assert dominance

@chrismc410

2 жыл бұрын

You get them cheeks busted.

“Uuuhghh it’s twointhe mornin’. Whatcha want?” *execute order bring me tacos* “Y-YES, MY LORD! I’m on my way to space Taco Bell right now!” *do it*

@davidhong1934

4 жыл бұрын

Space Taco Bell? That's disgusting! Go for some Space Taco Bueno!

@JeffreyPiatt

4 жыл бұрын

Naboo was KFC during the Episode 1 promo. Col. Sanders was a Jedi taco Bell was Vader's home world, Pizza hut got corosuant.

@jinnnloy563

4 жыл бұрын

Space Del Taco

@aboundingvampirekiller2048

3 жыл бұрын

Who is Sober Enough to take me to Space Tacooo Bellll?!

Imagine being in an universe where everyone has cool badass names like Mace Windu, Anakin Skywalker, Boba Fett, Falco Sang, Obi-Wan.. and you're Gregg

@babyjiren9676

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: Our common names are the badass ones in the SW universe.

@linkl_6641

4 жыл бұрын

Baby Jiren yeah, since we find those cool they would find ours cool.

@wesleybradshaw2609

4 жыл бұрын

Full name Gregg LightningBolt12incherVaderpet

@baxterstocksandbondsman6321

4 жыл бұрын

Greg with 2 G's

@TheLittleRedVixen

4 жыл бұрын

Gregg is the best. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

palpatine:"hey you up?" gregg:"yeah, sup?" palpatine:"what are you wearing?"

*When An Imperial Officer Received a 2AM Booty Call From Palpatine [Legends]*

@chrismc410

3 жыл бұрын

4AM imperial officer finds out the hard way Palpatine is a Booty Bandit and despite a valiant chase and resistance, the poor officer's cheeks were throughly and completely busted on the holonet for all to see.

*Middle of the night* Palpatine: *Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?*

@thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429

3 жыл бұрын

Imperial officer: Goddamnit my lord, I am trying to sleep!

@nerdgeekcosplay909

2 жыл бұрын

Me: Have you heard the tale of Officer Sleep deprived

@iamaidansmith7542

2 жыл бұрын

@@nerdgeekcosplay909 it’s not a story the empire would tell you

@nikolai4810

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamaidansmith7542 *It's not a story the _college professors_ would tell you.

@nerdgeekcosplay909

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamaidansmith7542 yes

I love this guy, competent imperials are always fun to read.

@holden_7597

4 жыл бұрын

We need an entire show dedicated to an elite Stormtrooper squad. Not Deathtroopers, just normal bucket head soldiers.

@Charlie94781

4 жыл бұрын

That would be totally epic with a group of imperial soldiers, navy personnel and TIE pilots protecting the galaxy from rebel terrorism A-Team style. Lord Vader

@yeetwchybaban

3 жыл бұрын

@@holden_7597 hmm

@obsidianfrost9514

2 ай бұрын

The empire surprisingly did it's job well. The horrible conditions were more so the first few years after palpatine took over getting everything back online and working again.

"Vader jumped to high ground." Should've done that on Mustafar.

@patrickvarga7789

3 жыл бұрын

He tried but he jumped too low and got his legs chopped off

@jakealter5504

3 жыл бұрын

@@patrickvarga7789 and his one remaining organic arm

7:39 "Vader jumped to high ground," He learned from his past mistakes.

"Greg......" "Yes, m'lord?" "I require.........Burger King...."

@quintencornelissen2274

3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

@tired_oftyranny5387

3 жыл бұрын

_Whew!!!_ Delivering donuts is Larry the Stormtroopers' job!

@PerfectAzrael

2 жыл бұрын

Execute order 66. Wait a second.

@mrsuns10

2 жыл бұрын

I walk to Burger King

"Vader Jumped to high ground" I guess he learned

“... oh...” “What?” “It was a ‘Duty’ call. I misheard-it’s fine this is fine.

This “random Jedi” is a legend, he told Darth Vader, DARTH VADER, to go to hell

Was this the guy papa palpatine called about what he wanted for lunch

@felipecosta-kv2fx

4 жыл бұрын

"WHAT!? I'M VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW!!"

@gamecarnival2024

4 жыл бұрын

@@felipecosta-kv2fx "oh uh...I'll have the turkey club"

@echo4449

4 жыл бұрын

Im not even going to eat it

@gamecarnival2024

4 жыл бұрын

@@echo4449 no! You forgot his coleslaw and his cherry coke!

@getty4304

4 жыл бұрын

I'm imagining Palpatine in a meeting and just force grabbing food from across the room lmao

With loremaster the archives are never incomplete

@grandmufftwerkin9037

Жыл бұрын

I just got you to 501. You are now hereby in the 501st, by the command of an Imperial Grand Muff.

The thumbnail looks like him getting a call from the emperor but then he's like: ... What now? And Palpatine face is just: Dude I just got the best idea ever to troll vader

1:49 Can you imagine being the guy who vader compliments in "Excellent work". Like holy shit, that would be kinda awesome.

@saika4298

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

Did anyone else, genuinely, think the title said "booty call"? Cos I did.

@Glados1080

4 жыл бұрын

I think that's the exact reason he made the title "duty call"

@o_o8203

4 жыл бұрын

Oh you know it was 😉

@Runbow

4 жыл бұрын

😏😏😏

@Paratroopersteark

4 жыл бұрын

i first read that and i went "nooooooo nonono, this must be a mistake" then i read it again

@levimoore9041

4 жыл бұрын

You are not wrong

For a second I thought that Palpatine called him at 2AM to play Call of Duty

"What happened when a second lieutenant of the home reserve of the logistics branch of the Imperial Army ran out of toilet paper"

It's somewhat uncanny to think that in a Galaxy unfathomably far away that there's a man named Greg.

@alecd.3377

4 жыл бұрын

Zach Lloyd comforting. Lol

@ryanmaccallum451

4 жыл бұрын

Or Luke lol

Fun fact: Lt. Gregg’s appearance is based on a RL friend of the artist. He happens to be an avid officer costumer to this day.

@LeviForWaifu

2 жыл бұрын

He's commented and hearted above on the comments, his face on the profile. Looks perfect

I think it's pretty cool that Palpatine spent five minutes before the call looking up the time zone difference to ensure he was making a business call within office hours for Gregg. Show me a boss who cares that much.

"... Vader jumped to high ground..." You've become the very thing you have sworn to destroy!

Doctor aphra: exists Rule 34 artists: it's free real estate

@davidhong1934

4 жыл бұрын

Disney: You underestimate my power, heh heh!

@wommyu

4 жыл бұрын

Wha-

@josh-themighty9967

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you good sir, this will be most useful information. For scientific research purposes of course.

@bensmith8806

4 жыл бұрын

Aphra is awesome. One of the only people in the galaxy to get one over on Vader in his prime. And she did it without force powers. Plus her stories are just fun to read.

@arismafiamafiaiskandar5145

4 жыл бұрын

R34 aphra is quite disappointing, trust me

That must be like getting a direct call from your CEO, only to walk in on your district manager in the nude.

Lmao I misread the title as "When an Imperial Officer received a 2AM booty call from Palpatine"

I love how in Legends Vader and Palpatine were constantly scheming against one another. Kinda undercuts his betrayal of Palpatine.

Lt Greg was one of the only ones to see vader with no helm and lived afterwards.

Phone Rings Greg: "He -hel-hello" Palpatine: "DeWitt Let the Hate flow through you" *click*

@WheelJack-14

4 жыл бұрын

Palptatine Prank Calls

therapist: hot mommy imperial officer isn't real she can't violate your rights hot mommy imperial officer that will violate my rights: 0:06

@justsomeguywhokeepsgetting4885

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Vader to Palpatine: just one more bro pls bro you know I can do this bro pls bro I beg you bro just one more Jedi bro

7:40 Anakin was right, hes a slow learner, he finally learned his old master's greatest technique. The allmighty high ground.

With all these actual serious/loyal/effective Imperial officers or soldiers we see sometimes in the comics, imagine if Vader had formed a whole squad regrouping all of them.

@jamesshaw3500

4 жыл бұрын

If he did that, there wouldn't be a imperial fleet, there would be an imperial group, a star destroyer, and a couple of cruisers, as well as about 20 smaller ships. This group would be feared though, and the rebels would have been no more.

@TheFacelessStoryMaker

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesshaw3500 Especially if he could get Thrawn on his side.

@firefighter2984

3 жыл бұрын

R.I.P rebels

@ianpgmusicfanfictionart

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheFacelessStoryMaker Ah so Thrawn and his Battle group and those ships combined. A terrifying combination.

@diogoteixeira4950

Жыл бұрын

@@TheFacelessStoryMaker yeah, unfortunally, Thrawn hates Vader. A lot.

0:07 that was probably the most attractive imperial I've ever seen

Gregg was unwittingly one of the most, situationally, powerful and untouchable people in the Empire..... I could see it now, some Admrial dressing Gregg down over something assanine and asking who his immediate supervisor was..... then nopeing the fuck out of there.

When the emperor hits you with that “you up?” Text

@ratlord6192

4 жыл бұрын

Immortal0Fire when you steal comments.

@ratlord6192

3 жыл бұрын

SniperDude69 when you become a protective boyfriend

@ratlord6192

3 жыл бұрын

SniperDude69 well clearly you do because you keep replying

Imperials are just people too. ;) And oh wow Vader did not kill him even though he saw his face.

@magicalmagnus2

4 жыл бұрын

I think he would have if it wasnt for the fact that the man has a Favored by him and that he brought news of a jedi it would be counter productive, but if it was pretty much anyone else he would have died

@kevinhasch3097

4 жыл бұрын

For all his evil Vader values merit

@lewisfell2714

4 жыл бұрын

Vader didn’t mind people who where honest, hard working and not slimy like most imperial high ups. If you where all of those and not a normal stormtrooper, he was actually quite generous and somewhat kind (compared to how he was with others) to you.

@kevinhasch3097

4 жыл бұрын

@@lewisfell2714 he was pragmatic. If You job well you live longer

@cmfgates

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget General Veers from ESB.

These could be named “Anakin gets his first trim, and Obi-Wan’s reaction!” And I would still watch lmfao

gregg is one of the few imperial officers that talked to both palpatine and vader and lived to talk about it

Alarm goes off at 2 A.M. Palpatine: “Oh Boy, 2 A.M. Imperial Officer”

Emperor : And one more thing, Lieutenant Gregg... Lieutenant Gregg : Yes, your Highness? Emperor : Put some SAND in Lord Vader's healing tank... Lieutenant Gregg : … Emperor : Do it. It's coarse, rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere...

0:06 that wink tho lol paused it at that picture

Gregg: "Who wants an assassination set up at 3 in the morning?" Palpatine: "OH BOY 3AM!"

When your on staff duty in the army and the CSgtM talks to you

@SINDRIKARL1

4 жыл бұрын

This would be more like getting a call from the President.

@josephcason5039

4 жыл бұрын

Almost scary religious experience. Especially at 3:30 am on a Saturday

@hanzotherazor1995

4 жыл бұрын

I was doing field training and had the watch one nite, a older soldier walked up ( could not see his rank) and ask how it was going? I said cold and shitty! He said don’t worry son it will be over soon. Then I saw he was a General! I apologized immediately. He said get my some coffee and we can forget about it. I ran to the mess tent and made a fresh pot.

@jamesshaw3500

4 жыл бұрын

@@hanzotherazor1995 Generals are your friends, its the sergeant you have to fear.

@chrismc410

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesshaw3500 even generals want no part of Sergeant Major

" yea uh sorry to call gregg but someone left the death star on and your the only guy i know whos up rn can you head on over and turn it off"

7:20 Vader learned the importance of having the high ground.

2:26 "In other words... Greg became Vader's Jedi dealer." No greater sentence has ever been spoken lmao

"The circle is now complete. When we last left it was night, now it is dawn."