First rule of assassinating Vader.. don't

@adamgilbert5094

4 жыл бұрын

true

@blackdemonknight

4 жыл бұрын

Secone rule of assassinating Vader...Don't forget rule 1

@joeysmith124

4 жыл бұрын

@@blackdemonknight lol

@hubbival7325

4 жыл бұрын

@@blackdemonknight mhm! otherwise you getting choked out.

@Nyghtking

4 жыл бұрын

You have exactly one chance, if you fail you won't be getting a second.

99% Imperial officers never seem to learn do they

@shadows_assassin3131

4 жыл бұрын

99% Imperial officers don't seem to survive the first time

@liammercado1235

4 жыл бұрын

@@shadows_assassin3131 who exactly is this 1% that survived.

@shadows_assassin3131

4 жыл бұрын

@@liammercado1235 Tarkin, Thrawn & Motti

@reduxmidasbrother7679

4 жыл бұрын

Shadows_Assassin Veers,Piett and Jerjerrod

@williamhiers1280

4 жыл бұрын

@@reduxmidasbrother7679 Jir, Praji, Igar and Sheckil.

One would think that the fact that Vader can choke people to death without laying a finger on them was more than enough reason not to mess with him... Barokki should've been glad he survived the first time.

@Cytological

4 жыл бұрын

Well that's called using the force

@Thumbtin

4 жыл бұрын

Barokki liked getting choked

@contessa420

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he thought it was palatine that forced choked him

@mattnar3865

4 жыл бұрын

@@contessa420 Nah Palpatine kept the fact he's a Sith very secret

@gamepad3173

Жыл бұрын

But Barokki had to push his luck.

Imperial Admiral: "Got any credits?" Me: "Nah, I'm barookii"

@ERRandDEL

4 жыл бұрын

Imperial Admiral: "Say, what was your favorite era of classical music?" Me: "Probably Baroque-ii."

@DZ-1987

4 жыл бұрын

To be specific, his neck is.

@anti1training

4 жыл бұрын

@@DZ-1987 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@benjaminnlopezz2892

4 жыл бұрын

Anti 1 Training 😂😂

Imagine trying to assassinate Vader lol

@DarthVader-uf1kd

4 жыл бұрын

I know right? Lol

@thosemerc3113

4 жыл бұрын

@@DarthVader-uf1kd Well, Tarkin almost did.

@GodOfPlague

4 жыл бұрын

@@thosemerc3113 why would tarkin try that ? Oh wait yeah he was on good terms with anakin.and you cant tell.who vader is.

@thosemerc3113

4 жыл бұрын

@@GodOfPlague I can't even understand what are you trying to say, so i'll just leave it here kzread.info/dash/bejne/gaepqtKgk8K5cso.html

@anakinskinwalker8702

4 жыл бұрын

Wot

The Irony of the imperial Military unhappy with Vaders rise to power above them is he had done more to make the empire happen then any of them with order 66 and eliminating the separatist council.

@cant_kill_me

4 жыл бұрын

Problem is that ot either barely got out and if it did, they would've seen anakin. Not vader with his suit

@chocotoasties2671

4 жыл бұрын

But you'd have to know that Vader did order 66 and killed the separatist council. Palpatine introduced him out of nowhere.

@DarkEinherjar

4 жыл бұрын

As far as they know, the hero and former Jedi Anakin Skywalker did it, not this armored freak who came out of nowhere.

@Halvo45

4 жыл бұрын

DarkEinherjar as far as anyone knew, anakin died along with every other jedi during order 66

@GarwenK

4 жыл бұрын

@@Halvo45 that's why it's ironic. They think he did nothing where he did a lot. The irony is In the not knowing and that's where the humour is.

“Be carful not to choke on your aspirations Director...”

@yowennalcachupas9559

4 жыл бұрын

first

@yowennalcachupas9559

4 жыл бұрын

second

@yowennalcachupas9559

4 жыл бұрын

third

@yowennalcachupas9559

4 жыл бұрын

fourth

@yowennalcachupas9559

4 жыл бұрын

eighth

Vader: Be careful not to "choke" on your assassinations, commanders

Vader: I choose at random Me: Sure you did

@Orrissan

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, he chose at random... with one exception.

Palpatine: "Think of this my apprentice, I do not wish to rule over a galaxy of the dead" Vader: Well yes but actually no

Playing Skyrim, when Astrid told me to kill the guilty one of the three suspects she had tied inside the shack, I made sure to kill the four of them. Problem solved. Thanks Vader!

@GodOfPlague

4 жыл бұрын

Well.I mean it works.

@Vanilla-Suite

4 жыл бұрын

Thats one way to do it

@onemoregodrejected9369

4 жыл бұрын

@Julian s >:)

@lapotato9140

4 жыл бұрын

"oh i'm sorry, i don't seem to recall you ordering me NOT to kill the three innocents, now do i?"

@OrdinaryInspiration

2 жыл бұрын

Screw Astrid! She is not worthy of polishing a shadowscales' claws!

NNNNNN OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@mr.bigglesworth2952

4 жыл бұрын

I somehow knew exactly how to read that 😂😂😂

@fauvestan5924

4 жыл бұрын

At first, I read it as NNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIINNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!!

@yeahmhmmrightokaymhmmyeahsure

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Bigglesworth Same 😂😂😂

@Mrbruhqq

4 жыл бұрын

You don't know the power of dark side

@mr.bigglesworth2952

4 жыл бұрын

@@yeahmhmmrightokaymhmmyeahsure great minds NNNNNNNN OOOOOOO!!!!! alike. 😂

he did waaaaat? that man had a death wish. though im curious if he tried sand first. XD

@GodOfPlague

4 жыл бұрын

He should have kept some in his pockets so he could have thrown it at him.

@obi-wankenobi5411

4 жыл бұрын

Sand and high ground. You need two things. However I doubt if anyone can pull of a perfect high ground technique, unless that someone is ME.

@GodOfPlague

4 жыл бұрын

@@obi-wankenobi5411 oh Obi wan you troll you. Don't embellish that achievement. You still left Anakin with one arm. Had you truly perfected the high ground vaders career would have been short lived and overcooked.

@boazbutcher9980

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just imagining Nicolas Cage's voice coming from Lord Vader: " SAND?! NOT THE SAND ! IT'S IN MY EYES... IT'S IN MY EYES!"

1:27 “...he inquired on the location of this contract,” Hah, “inquired on.” That’s a funny way of saying “tortured out of them”.

Even in the comics, Anakin can't land a damn ship without crashing it...

@cherrycola4476

4 жыл бұрын

Funny how he was considered the best pilot in the galaxy 😂

@NikkiTaLance

4 жыл бұрын

@@cherrycola4476 Obiwan must get to see all the good flying that we don't; we only see the crashes.

@SeaguIISoup

4 жыл бұрын

It isn’t his fault *it’s the ship’s*

@NikkiTaLance

4 жыл бұрын

@@SeaguIISoup Clearly everyone knows he's the best pilot, so they purposely give him defective ships to try to bring his flying skills down to everyone else's level.

@mogeken8395

4 жыл бұрын

Another happy landing.

''I do not wish to rule over an Empire of the dead'' That's my Emperor! Long live the Emperor! Long live the Empire!

You don't know the power of the Dark Side!

@chennancy8822

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist I don’t know the power of the Dark Side!

@trentbell8276

4 жыл бұрын

Barokii sure did learn, the hard way.

@chennancy8822

4 жыл бұрын

Yos

The Star Wars comics with Darth Vader look pretty good. The new trilogy, on the other hand, is just bad. How could this happen?

@nohints

4 жыл бұрын

Comics -> made by people who love SWs New Trilogy -> made by people who hate SWs

@Fortunateis4luck

4 жыл бұрын

CCH DZ Ditto. That makes it even worse lol.

@baxterstocksandbondsman6321

4 жыл бұрын

Gay star ward nerds

@rustyjones7908

4 жыл бұрын

They thought they could make them the same way they crank out the Marvel movies when that doesn't work too well.

"I do not wish to rule over a galaxy of the dead" WHOOPSIE DOOPSIE HERE COME THE SITH TROOPSIES!

Yikes, the lesson seems to be: Don’t piss off Vader!

@GodOfPlague

4 жыл бұрын

It's an easy lesson hard to follow.

@dragonlord3376

4 жыл бұрын

Better idea, if you don't want vader to kill you, just be somewhere else, and be a nobody, the random guys in the background have a higher chance of survival, especially if they're in the background lightyears away

Fools didn't know vader was considered the best pilot in the galaxy back in his anakin days.

It was Vader’s way of keeping the underlings of the Imperial Army in line.

2:17 "However, their ship was heavily damaged." _Not to worry, we are still flying _*_half_*_ a ship._

Love the video

It's Unfair!!!!!!

@TrafalgarD.Shambles

4 жыл бұрын

*Force choke*

@OMGPLUS

3 жыл бұрын

@@TrafalgarD.Shambles shjxkaihcmwjf

1. What was the name Darth Vader's starship? 2. Meditating using the dark side shows visions, how come it didn't show where Jedi were hiding 🤔

Pretty decent assassination attempts. I'm sure they would have got him eventually if they weren't uncovered.

@Zombiewithabowtie

4 жыл бұрын

Thing is, where Vader is concerned, there's no such thing as a "pretty decent" assassination. It's either executed flawlessly, or it becomes your death warrant.

@gamepad3173

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zombiewithabowtie and 9 times out of 10 it's the other.

That colonel was coarse and dry. Like sand...

Gonna make a quick prediction: it didn't work.

It was quite a breathtaking meeting

Yoda's force ghost: Assassinate Darth Vader, he will? Painful death, he shall have.

5:04 if you pause right here, you can see the hand of an imperial officer missing two fingers, the same missing two fingers of the hooded individual at 3:35

You have to be another level of foolish to try to attack someone that powerful, but the attempts were actually pretty decent.

I enjoyed it so much Bessy I started to hysterically laughing at their faces gasping for air!

Barokki was a fool

@gamepad3173

3 жыл бұрын

indeed,a fool to even think let alone attempt to take out Vader.

These are so excellent! Thank you!!

woo hoo another great video keep going star wars comics.

Sometimes to instill discipline, examples need to be made.

@DZ-1987

4 жыл бұрын

Mm... true.

@gamepad3173

3 жыл бұрын

Very true.

And that's where they realized that killing all of the jedi, the best with hunters was a mistake.

I hope you see this but can you please please PLEASE do a what if video where what if Palpatine never revealed his identity to Anakin. And what if Mace Windu never went to make sure Palpatine stepped down from power. How would he justify enacting clone protocol 66. The reason it worked in canon was because the Jedi attacked the Chancellor but what was his plan if that never happened? Thanks, Love the channel and i posted this on my birthday.

@hippiehippo9030

4 жыл бұрын

My head cannon is that the war between the CIS and the Republic was a war of attrition, meant to weaken the Jedi Order until an opportunity to enact Order 66.

@raffaeledivora9517

4 жыл бұрын

@@hippiehippo9030 The republican officers world neve grave executrd it without some proof of the Jedi's treason. My guess is that Palpatine had several schemes planned to make the Jedi look like traitors to the Republic, exploiting the confusion brought by the war... just like his original scheme (kind of) failed in Attack Of The Clones, but he already had it covered and obtained a personal win

"Please tell me you have some dark side trick you can pull." "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!"

5:09 I like the fact that this officer does not fear it Edit: the officer to the right

Now that's pretty dope.

There can be no assassination attempts on vader, vader is the assassination

Yeah, 10/10 would use this method with my employees

Imagine trying to kill me. lol

@anakinskinwalker8702

4 жыл бұрын

Scar killed you twice

When you wanted to say barroki, I literally thought you were going to say baroque works

Wow 62 dislikes....they must be rebels, traitors, or rebel sympathizers!!! I can hear the emperor now as he instructed Vader to carry out the executions “ Do it”.

Dude, your voice rivals James Earl Jones. Just a great voice. Keep it up

So that stone-faced son of a gun at 5:02 is one of my favorite characters from this comic. In both panels that show the Imperials being choked to death; this dude maintains that same expression. He knew what was up.

"Do you agree with this method?" What a question, dude hahahahaha

Can’t wait to see the next video When Darth Vader tried crack to fit in with the young, hip, rebels.

I need a show on Disney plus about Vader’s life after revenge of the sith leading to a new hope

did you notice vader had the high ground during the choke out obi won was a good teacher

I love the image of the force spirit of darth vader we see during his meditation

I keep forgetting Vader was only 22 at the time. Feels weird knowing he was my age.

2:15 if only they had known about Darth Vader's secret technique of spinning

The 9th sister was like : Why am I in this mess already ?

I Enjoy the video Know this the closest thing we ever going to get the Star Wars because now Star Wars is over

How to assassinate Vader: No results Related to your search: How to maybe escape Vader How to run away from Vader

@Livewire10010

4 жыл бұрын

More like you search how to assassinate Vader and get numbers to a suicide hotline

4:43 she's cute

@jimmyhamilton2878

4 жыл бұрын

What????

@davidplatt8308

4 жыл бұрын

He mean a girl standing next to a nervous redhead man. He is right. She is cute.

Seriouly i read the comic so it’s still fun to see it

@unrealhero7944

4 жыл бұрын

What issue is this?

@zhamelessdk3015

4 жыл бұрын

Unreal hero79 i Think it was 19 or something like that

@unrealhero7944

4 жыл бұрын

@@zhamelessdk3015 cool thanks!

2:17 Another happy landing

It seems in your anger, you...yeeted her

He must've heard of Stalin lol

Never go to human resources to complain about Vader if you work for the Empire. 🤯✊

They thought I was a NOOB

The force choke at the end i kind of wish he told them how he knew for better revenge on them, but fear of the unknown is best especially barely having a clue what the force is to only fear the person and the organization no matter their power 😎🤩

Outstanding move.

Short question! The Empire was founded when vader was born. It wasn't a long time between his "birth" and the birth of the empire. So why. Why are there Imperial Officers who don't know the man, who was there before even the galactic empire?

MOAR IS THAT YOU

He should've made sure he had the high ground before trying. 😁

To assassinate Vader from my knowledge of star wars (mostly from legends) they need to perform a ritual to cut the force from a specific location (but requires multiple jedi/sith) and E.M.P. field but for normal people to kill Vader they need suicide attacks (although they failed multiple times) noting less cuz fear will expose them

Kernel reports good performance of his division. Vader: *force chokes him with respect*

These are probably my favourite stories, Vader clashing with an imperial officer or treason within the empire.

"At a bar on KaBARea." Wow.

He failed to exploit Vader's only weakness. Higher ground.

Quick question...would an E.M.P stop Vader, or at least the light saber?

Hey guys, I'm actually looking to get into Star Wars [Legends] comic books and I need suggestions on where to start. What would you guys recommend for a begining collector?

The only way they could have come close to assassinating Vader or Palpatine would have been if they had been willing to sacrifice their own lives at the same time.

Just know if lord vader starts up a story about sand, someone is dying.

0:05 this here is the face of someone who knows they fucked up and is likely about to die.

All I can say is Vader is the best. I wish there was more action with him in it

i agree with these methods

So why cant Disney just either 1. Animate these comics 2. Serialize them into a TV show or 3. Make a movie out of them?

Is this video a repost?

Dang! Vader Barookis neck!

Previously on the Bessy channel...

It's called _pour les encouragement les autres_ (for the encouragement of others); rarely are such tactics effective, but in this instance, it is/was!

"You come at the king, you best not miss."

@gamepad3173

3 жыл бұрын

agreed.

The Imperial officers are about as smart as the storm troopers are at aiming their blasting rifles

"do you agree with this method" xd

I agree with the method

I agree with him.

And that's how it's done. Maybe the air lock would be better or a trash compactor?

Looks like Barokki got Barokken. Yeaaaaaaaaa. I'll leave now.

It's very similar to the Roman legionair method of stamping out mutany where they exicuted every 10th man in the legion despite if they were guilty or not

@unrealhero7944

4 жыл бұрын

Decimation

If they had bullets in that galaxy, Vader would be dead. Lasers are ironically soo slow..

@kingkong8974

4 жыл бұрын

Plus some bullets would only get partially stopped by the light saber and he'd have partial bullets that's partially molten flying into him.

This is Darth Vader, and this is my 45.

I like the one old officer in the background that clearly gives no fucks. Starting 5:08