Vader is so wholesome sometimes. "Hey kid, just for coming here, here's 3 extra ranks."

@tarlison2k1

4 жыл бұрын

And after you realise the torturing centres and concentration camps are just carnivals

@violator_

3 жыл бұрын

And then vader kills his men for a spy

@thepizzatime3502

3 жыл бұрын

And proceeds to blow up the last people that survived alderaans destruction just to troll an officer that betrayed him

@snowblade4298

2 жыл бұрын

@@thepizzatime3502 he didn't blow it though, the guy did himself

@user-jb9nz2fs2u

2 жыл бұрын

@@violator_ the ranks are for witnessing it

Everything the officer said about Vader was dead on... Vader was the one that got roasted, with the truth, not the other way around.

@jasonlisonbee

4 жыл бұрын

Vader is the OP fictional counterpart to a lot of real life people; who don't go so far only because they can't get away with it.

@tradne85

4 жыл бұрын

But you forget one important thing. Only the Emperor may roast Vader without any consequences.

@Boboexplosion

4 жыл бұрын

@@tradne85 And Obi Wan

@wrije

4 жыл бұрын

Isn’t anger supposed to fuel him? I’m sure he loves getting insulted, just adds to his strength, hence why he didn’t kill the guy he just took it in.

@vincentrees4970

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but is roasting Vader worth dying...? 🤷

Officer: (long roasts Vader) "What do you say to *that* ?" Vader: does nothing Other Officer: (kills first officer) "Long live the Emperor", and shoots self Vader: does nothing Vader: "What? Sorry, fell asleep in the helmet there. Has nobody else but that first guy died?" *five more would die before Vader was sated*

@zettovii1367

4 жыл бұрын

In other words, Vader threw a Tantrum after getting roasted

@avxy3632

4 жыл бұрын

@@zettovii1367 "In other words"- aaand you completely disregarded the context of the op's joke.

@sirarth2498

4 жыл бұрын

@@avxy3632 its a joke ya tway

@Smartfellafartsmella

3 жыл бұрын

Sir Arth2 lmao you tried to call him a twat but you called him a tway, great job

@ERRandDEL

3 жыл бұрын

@@zettovii1367 Vader throws the best tantrums.

To be fair, the officer that went off on Vader wasn’t wrong. Vader was just as much at fault as them.

@211dama

4 жыл бұрын

At least that officer had some balls

@Sarlagon

4 жыл бұрын

He died braver than most.

@wumbumtm3138

4 жыл бұрын

@@211dama Vaders were burned off

@211dama

4 жыл бұрын

@@wumbumtm3138 yes in reality Vader was just a pussy bully throwing his weight around. What that officer said was spot on

@knucklesofficial9213

4 жыл бұрын

You understand that vader was forced to give up command of his ship? And the command staff who were directing it allowed a rebel spy to control it without even saying a single thing. It's fair to assume that there is a traitor among them and therefore they all should die

Vader: *roasts entire room and indirectly insults the entire ship's crew* Ballsy officer: *counter roasts Vader with the Truth* Entire room: O_O Vader after standing in silence for a few tense minutes: "Impressive..."

@someguyudontknow6038

3 жыл бұрын

"most impressive"

The officers weren’t wrong when they said Vader was just as responsible for what happened as them, it also isn’t a coincidence that the guy who agreed with Vader happened to be insane and murder another officer then kill himself, it’s not like you can just magically know if someone is a traitor if they don’t show it even when you literally have magic evidently, Vader was just pissed off and wanted to see some officers die

@jasonlisonbee

4 жыл бұрын

The real traitors are the empire loyalists. The emperor would murder them all and live in solitude if he wasn't paranoid that someone would be more likely to find a way to kill him or unless he also enjoys tortuing and killing so much he keeps the empire going for that reason.

@Digidestined701

4 жыл бұрын

Verus von Vyrus after Disney bought Star Wars, the only thing that remained canon was the movies.

@MrWongWey

4 жыл бұрын

@Verus von Vyrus I never heard of the Yuuzang Vong. Care for a quick synopsis?

@Digidestined701

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think he was insane, in fact he was the smartest person there. He saved himself the torture, and saved the loudmouth from even worse torture

@Digidestined701

4 жыл бұрын

@Verus von Vyrus I think I heard that they reintroduced him to the canon, but Im not sure.

So... Basically the first officer was really saying "It's unfair!!" To which the second officer interrupted in reply with "that's outrageous!" And Vader just stood there silently... with a trip down memory lane... While the ensign kept hearing an un-explainable "Hello there!" in her addled head.

If Vader didn’t immediately kill that badass officer, he probably would have promoted him

@Deadlyaztec27

4 жыл бұрын

The narrator speculates that Vader was silent because he wanted to torture them with anticipation. I'm not so sure. I speculate that Vader was debating if it was worth keeping this officer alive. Vader loathed failure, yet was also impressed with courage in the face of fear. He was equally wary of people being overly ambitious. So it's quite possible that Vader was trying to figure out a way to let him live in order to benefit the Empire. Ultimately, he still probably would have murdered him simply because he would have known too much about how the other officers died.

@MasterKnightDH

4 жыл бұрын

@@Deadlyaztec27 Or Vader might have promoted him anyway just to wait for him to fail him for the last time.

@caliside7449

3 жыл бұрын

@@Deadlyaztec27 Don't they know already how much Vader hates officers and kills them? Iirc, Sidius had to tell Vader to cut back on the killing of them because he was doing it too much

Wow darth vader doing what obi wan did to him to other people, Vader learned a lot if you ask me.

@somefuckindude4236

4 жыл бұрын

He learned the high ground

@funynonsence

3 жыл бұрын

@@somefuckindude4236 is that why he’s taller lol

@oliverhardy9464

3 жыл бұрын

@@somefuckindude4236 Nah, he didn't.but Luke did

You know you have balls when you call the man who can kill you in seconds in over a hundred different ways a LAPDOG

@BansheeNT-D

4 жыл бұрын

But Vader is Lapdog XD

@randomkitty2555

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, any senior member of the Empire would feel the same if all of a sudden a new face who hasn't even been in the Empire for that long suddenly outranks you and bosses everyone around.

@charbeleid193

4 жыл бұрын

You had* balls

@davidlewis5312

4 жыл бұрын

@@enki6676 more importantly this is post Episode IV.

@digitalnomad9985

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomkitty2555 Vader becomes Vader just shortly after the Empire officially began and was a notable officer and war hero before (if anybody knew who he was before). There cannot be much more pure Empire seniority than he has. Many of them will have more military seniority, or administrative seniority, but it could not have been in the Empire.

Roasted? Are we sure that we are not talking about Obi-Wan?

@betterlatethannever4529

4 жыл бұрын

Idk, if anyone knows how to properly roast, Its Vader

@maddoxsheffield6407

4 жыл бұрын

better late than never idk if you get it

@betterlatethannever4529

4 жыл бұрын

You mean Kenobi being a troll?

@maddoxsheffield6407

4 жыл бұрын

No him literally letting Anakin burn

@SpamMeGooglification

4 жыл бұрын

Roasted? You mean Owen Lars?

6:26, store employees after having to listen to all I want for Christmas is you for the 1 millionth time

@bukuh4956

4 жыл бұрын

Gotha 229a 😂😂😂💀💀

5:56 This is why the Empire could not last killing of good officers for telling a truth you don't like to hear is a horrible waste of resources. Thrawn would have handled the situation differently. The rebel Alliance was lucky in a sense that they had to deal with an unhinged madman instead of a competent officer like Thrawn in the early stages of the war

@godking

3 жыл бұрын

@D'niro Gavin Thrawn proved a superior officer to Vader in every way. The only thing Vader had over Thrawn was being Force sensitive. Had Thrawn been Force sensitive Palpatine would have replace Vader long ago. Vader was a strong enforcer that's it who wasted lives needlessly in his temper tantrums.

@hellatze

2 жыл бұрын

@D'niro Gavin vader kill more of his officer than rebel. be it competent nor incompetent. in the end he was traitor to empire. call thrawn a pussy, but if i join army, i rather die in thrawn hands.

@L30B055

Жыл бұрын

@@godking Darth Vader is a boss, a sith legend! Him and thrawn would have made a good team, bit vader would always be sidious's number one sidekick Thrawn and Tarkan would be more comparable wouldn't they

"It's everybody's fault but mine." -Darth "Homer Simpson" Vader

This pissed me off. The officer was right. The fact he got shot was just a showcase of everything wrong with the empire.

@randomkitty2555

4 жыл бұрын

Well it's not like the Rebels are all good too. Both sides has done some questionable things.

@Darklarik

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomkitty2555 You cannot compare one to th eother

@RulerOfYore

2 жыл бұрын

Sad thing is I’m That shot was meant to a mercy kill.

Vader: (enters room) Sinestro: welcome to the yellow lantern corps Vader: hell yeah

@unholycorn6630

4 жыл бұрын

Vader would be a Red Lantern. Yellow Lanterns are fueled by fear. Reds are fueled by hate.

@marvmurchins5355

4 жыл бұрын

eggsman He was fueled by both actually. The whole reason why anikan turned to the dark side is because of a vision of Padme dying causing him to become afraid and was fueled by hate for the Jedi’s lack of help.

@miguelcondadoolivar5149

2 жыл бұрын

@@marvmurchins5355 Anakin was driven by fear, Vader was driven by hatred.

I'll consider this a Christmas Gift

@aevenova9780

4 жыл бұрын

😎

@nonelmao9962

4 жыл бұрын

Baby yoda

@highboosted894

4 жыл бұрын

Vader

I just love Vader

@HighAdmiral

4 жыл бұрын

A murderer who refuses to take blame and executes officers at their first mistake, preventing the officers as a group from learning...

@niculescualex3515

4 жыл бұрын

well yes but thinking about it , he was weack

@NepetaLeijon

4 жыл бұрын

Vader is an edgy loser who refuses to accept the blame for any of his failures, just a 7ft tall whiny manchild still like him more than the rebels tho

@epicablaze4483

4 жыл бұрын

A murderer who kills children, baby’s and younglings

@slein1055

4 жыл бұрын

Who doesn't

Those weren’t the words of one of Vader’s officers.... those were the words of a dead man.

@insidious7329

4 жыл бұрын

I mean...... He wasn't wrong. Dead or not. That doesn't change the fact that Vader was as even more in the wrong than them, tho I'm just going off of what's stated in the video.

3:04 strong people don’t put others down, they lift them up -Darth Vader

in a way the officer that shot the one who called out vader did that guy a favour, i feel like vader was gonna torture him extra hard, in a special way for that, that guy saved him quickly and painlessly

@MrGrimjaw

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@ronthesquid7905

4 жыл бұрын

I actually feel like Vader had some mad respect for the dudes massive balls even if he was pissed, and before he could speak the other guy shot him in the face. It tickles me to imagine Vader doing the “ hold your laugh in” face behind the mask after the officer got shot

@Mauri2rawww

4 жыл бұрын

Ron The Squid no bruh he was definitely going to kill him but he did respect what he said because it was the truth

Luke: Did my father have a good sense of humor? Obi-Wan: Indeed, he enjoyed a good roast. 😉

A promotion in the empire isn't necessarily a good thing

@rolandorban4750

4 жыл бұрын

Especially if you think that there are probably tens of people only on your ship (Or base) that could replace you at any moment witouth a problem. Literally the moment vader had a problem with you he could just kill you. If nobody from the ship someone from the hundreds of academies and other ships all over the galaxy will take your place in no time

@billhsu6349

4 жыл бұрын

At least you could die with a more detailed record, remember those dead stormtroopers?

@Tywil714

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed promotion in the empire just makes you a liability and scapegoat if something goes wrong since you are in charge all the blame goes to you regardless if it was your fault

@Gabronthe

3 жыл бұрын

In my opinion, people ask and sign up to be put under Vader's command knowing full well what happens in those ships.

That imperial officer basically used "No u" on vader

@Stellarionas

2 жыл бұрын

With a very cool way

Darth vader getting insulted: all the other officers :O

Vader be like: Heads are gonna roll, and my lightsaber will make sure of it.

Being awarded a promotion by Darth Vader is the worst kind of award anyone would want.

Vader has that dark side swagger.

@destroy-er3314

3 жыл бұрын

He has the exaggerated swagger of a black sith

@althea2315

3 жыл бұрын

@@destroy-er3314 Y E S

@sometffurry

3 жыл бұрын

the exaggerated swagger of a dark jedi

The lengths Vader will go to delete his search history is truly inspiring to say the least!

I can show respect to the one who called him a lapdog he basically stood his ground and said what needed to be said even knowing he was likely going to be killed that’s why he killed the other officer either a mercy killing or showing one last shred of respect to Vader

Vader is not meant to be messed with.

Notice how Vader was actually silent while being chewed out.

Just another day for Vader.

Can we appreciate Ensign Nanda's dedication to the mission? She handled it as best she could, and while it was extremely difficult and taxing on her, she carried it out successfully, and earned Vader's compliments. A wholesome story, in a way. Loyal, polite, professional. A good role model for all Imperial women, no matter how menial their jobs throughout our Empire.

All this vader content needs to be a full movie rated R , I need to see all this glorious moments when Vader was at his prime

Special Assistant to Darth Vader... More like Assistant to the Regional Manager

@sabin97

4 жыл бұрын

you can start as assistant to the regional manager and climb to assistant regional manager.....while having a beet farm....

So umm..this guy got redemption because after 20 odd years of genocide he threw palpatine down the hatch....and it dint even matter cuz palpatine lived....

@Taistelukalkkuna

4 жыл бұрын

And from Certain Point of View, he fullfilled Sith way by killing his master with Luke.

@warruor

4 жыл бұрын

@@Taistelukalkkuna i would get it if it was jusst the original trilogy..he killed a few people,destroyed a couple of planets,had a stick fight with an old man,tortured his daughter..but killing childrens by his own hands and all this stuff in the comics...makes him look like the love child of hitler and kim-jong ..maybe even worse

@andreapasqua8639

4 жыл бұрын

True I can see your point, understand it and agree with it. The reason he was redeemed was because he brought balance to the force. Given in this case we look at the force swinging like a pendulum that has been pulled to one side too far and left to swing from extremes. When you look at it from the macro and micro level it starts to make sense. The question does then beg with Anakin Skywalker being redeemed, what did his lightside ghost do after to help atone for his darkside ways?

Me at 3 AM: okay, just one more video, then I’ll go to bed. Me at 4 AM:

It should of ended like: "Here is your promotion, run it carefully. YOU SEE WHAT HAPPEN IF ANYONE CROSS THE EMPIRE".

LMAO the thumbnail made it look like Vader saw a dude die then said “Woo!” Haha

And this is why Darth Vader is my favorite

At least, Vader learned something from Obi-Wan.

Darth Vader roasting luke: When you were born, your mom was so disappointed that she died of disappointment...

I want a cinematic saga on Darth Vaders' journey until Episode IV

When Vader became a level 100 boss

Makes you wonder how the emperor could possibly be less forgiving than him.

@digitalnomad9985

4 жыл бұрын

The way Jones said that line when I first heard it, I believed it.

@darthutah6649

4 жыл бұрын

@Julian s I guess so

@redshirtveteran5688

4 жыл бұрын

@@darthutah6649 The Emperor won't even let you TRY to explain.

Kel Bircher before going on his mission: "KENAN! AW KENAN I DON'T WANNA GO AGAINST THE EMPIRRRE! DARTH VADER FREAKS ME OUT MAN! KENAN!! AAAAWWW HERE IT GOES!"

As much I wish I was Vader doing that to congress.

I'd like to say that the command staff were technically proven to have been incompetent as they had to have Darth Vader get evidence of a traitor instead of one of the others going to him with it.

Ensign --> Junior Lieutenant --> Senior Lieutenant --> Captain --> Lieutenant Commander That's four promotions after a single mission.

@yardhunter4209

3 жыл бұрын

@Yeetdatshulker1 It's been 6 months but I believe I looked up Imperial Navy ranks or whatever it was in-universe.

That’s my boy

@Slenderslayer351

4 жыл бұрын

😂

Darts Vader: I’m about to end this man whole career

@X3105i

3 жыл бұрын

And this mans and his and his

Why do we not have a TV series of Darth Vader? ? You know how awesome it would be just to see all of these event from Vader's perspective? Watching the republic turn into the empire, having a weekly Jedi to kill, secret missions from Darth Sidious, etc??? I mean they made a mandalorian TV series and look at how well it's being made!!

I love how that officer just stood up shot the officer that roasted Vader and then killed himself he knew he was gonna die that day

Seppuku, lmperial style

Savage darth vader

@anthonyabate3913

4 жыл бұрын

No he’s just that one kid in class

Vader caused 2 deaths without saying a word or lifting a finger

Excellent video I was just hoping it was longer may be covering directly after this incident

Vader was at fault and tried to take the blame off him self.

No one: Starwars comics: the imperial officer that had a man crush on earth vader

The comic narrative is far better than Disney latest episodes.

How did the empire have any officers left by the the battle of Endo- ...oh thats why they lost.

Well..they're not wrong. It _wasn't_ their fault that the Emperor put a traitor in command of the ship. What were they supposed to do, ignore the legal orders of their Emperor-given commander? Were they supposed to protest against their superior _then,_ but not _now?_ Vader is such a hypocrite here.

Met a guy acting as Darth vader at Disney I know its just an actor but god damn its intimidating 😂

Miss this comics. They used to be so raw too.

IDK to me this just makes vader come accross like a massive looser. I don't know the story of the that preceded this but if it's true that he's also at fault then him putting all the blame on the other officers is pretty pathetic. How can you have any respect for someone that takes no responsibilty for their mistakes?

@danitron4096

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think they respect them, they just fear him. For good reason if I do say so myself

@toxiclollipop5822

4 жыл бұрын

I think he’s talking bout the fans having respect for em

@edmdemonz8167

3 жыл бұрын

iirc from a different video on the prior comic vader was forced to give command of his ship over and the other officers left there never realized in vaders absence the man in charge was a spy

Didn't notice this is a new upload since I have been watching these stuff anyway

I joined the dark side, smacked some backsides

@professionalcommentstealer5271

3 жыл бұрын

If you kissed your sister say what

Look at that happy Stromtrooper in the background

Every video is great.

All too easy...

This was awesome!

Vader loves to kill ppl that insult him. How ever if they insult him with the truth he will just stand there tormenting them with his breathing and death stare.

That officer that berated Vader had huge balls

'Without a moment to spare' is a clutch cargo saying for cliffhanger timing. What you should have said was 'in an instant'.

Can u imagine if he just dad jokes them all til they couldn’t handle it any more XD

if I was Vader, I'd say "no no no no no, you didn't have to do that buddy, no no no no. someone get a medic!" to the guy who killed himself.

@cassandrabelyeu2419

4 жыл бұрын

Use the Force to make the weapon malfunction-I'm sure he knew how, technology is his thing. And that guy gets omitted from the ensuing torturefest.

Absolute power will always corrupt absolutely .

@anexplode7268

4 жыл бұрын

Absolute unit

2:39 Imperial officer: Im sure Everything's in order- Vader: Well done *Drip pose*

Hello there I love your videos by the way

Perfect Christmas Eve gift

Any news on the fan made 1313??? I feel like we’re all dying to play it

Damn they drew Vader posted up while that officer was tearing in on him

That officer gave Vader his worst roasting this side of Mustafar

He counter roasted the counter roaster with his death stare alone

I love it when Vader goes "true sith"! Thank you! We need a rated 'R' Vader film like this!

ORDER 66

Merry Sithmas Eve

The very first image is the most badass incarnation of vader I have ever seen. Imagine the live action version

That was a a nice roast session

The rebels managed to hack the devastator? Damn nicely done

When you said aura of fear I immediately thought of an oath of conquest paladin with a chaotic evil alignment

Dude, the audio editing is super jarring in this one

you used "roasting" incorrectly, roasting is teasing and mocking someone but you still consider them your friend; Vader did not consider them his friends

@davidlane1248

4 жыл бұрын

You do not need to be friends to roast someone

@CorvusCorone68

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidlane1248 ok to be more precise, roasting is good-natured ridiculing, nothing of that here

@wavyretro6021

3 жыл бұрын

@@CorvusCorone68 not rlly roasting can also be a form of starting trouble as well but it depends

@bruss529

2 жыл бұрын

This is Vader we're talkin' bout. I thought he might actually cook them some how as a form of execution.

I hope that girl got that Lieutenant Commander promotion.

@AntasmaTheBatKing

2 жыл бұрын

She did.

Vader : yo mom's so ugly it mixed with you Officers :*die*

A fate worse then death

Is this a reuplaod because I thought I’d seen this before

@Finn_the_Cat

4 жыл бұрын

New New New this dude has a weird habit of looking at comics from tons of different points of views which means he often covers the same topics a lot, gets kinda repetitive really

Roast battle gone wrong

Someone insults Vader. Vader”time to die”