I came here under false pretenses

@Alejandro-er7rp

4 жыл бұрын

Kirbae I came. I just came.

@theseproblemsmatter1

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alejandro-er7rp lol

@Kez444

4 жыл бұрын

I feel you.

@_.l4n3

4 жыл бұрын

I came... To this comment thread

@justajawausingwifi4642

4 жыл бұрын

*Butthead laugh* You said 'came'

Me reading the title: "The woman Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most"

@grandshadowseal

4 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture just makes it so much better! XD

@midmac3891

4 жыл бұрын

@@grandshadowseal oof

@zephyr4299

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@j-nasty9509

4 жыл бұрын

lmaoooooo

@Code_Machine

4 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Imagine if Aphra suddenly appeared after the Emperor's death and Vader being unmasked, he just goes right back to being Vader trying to kill her

@luigifan001

Жыл бұрын

"Oh hey, the second death star. What are the odds!" *Vader stars hyperventilating in Luke's arms*

@suarez9108

Жыл бұрын

@@luigifan001 “Luke hold me back, I wanna be a force ghost .”

@MariOmor1

Жыл бұрын

Vader: I AM GOING TO PENETRATE YOU

@tinobemellow

4 ай бұрын

"Put the goddamned mask back on..."

I like her story but holy shit there were so many things that just conveniently was there to help her, like the thing her dad gave her to deter force users, which makes zero sense that he’d have that in the first place. The plot armor is strong with her, although it’s also strong with a lot of other characters so it’s not that big a deal

@josedavidcastillo9241

Жыл бұрын

The power of a bad script

@lukescrew1981

8 ай бұрын

It reminds me of a certain someone who was close with Anakin

@Lr.Laecro.Lirus3445

5 ай бұрын

Her dad is a Jedi-researcher, how shouldn't he have that?

@BobbyBoy-pe2qt

2 ай бұрын

​@@josedavidcastillo9241you clowns like boba fett being able to go toe to toe with vader to hell already

@alexpena4091

Ай бұрын

I mean her dad researched things about the Jedi and since the Jedi aren't known for opening up about all the secrets they have this thing her dad had could of been something from the Jedi civil war or when the Jedi were split in two fighting the first dark Jedi

Me, reading the title: "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

@gigachad-jh1dh

4 жыл бұрын

Burnt Noodles dam

@safwansaid4596

4 жыл бұрын

Burnt Noodles 😂😂😂

@mushi1576

4 жыл бұрын

Still, his lightsaber might mean something else 😏

@itznotserioussgaming882

4 жыл бұрын

Sammmmeeee😂😂😂

@tekkaden8436

4 жыл бұрын

When I saw I was like how could you do it but I was also like who is it I need to see but then I read the whole thing

I personally love the title. It's not clickbait, but it forces you to click.

@b2crazyeye

4 жыл бұрын

Just Some Guy without a Mustache yup

@irving7137

4 жыл бұрын

'Forces' I see what you did there

@Spy-Dtroid

4 жыл бұрын

Just Some Guy without a Mustache DAMN YOUUUUUUUU

@unitedstatesofamerica4987

4 жыл бұрын

It penetrates your desire

@xavierrader6206

4 жыл бұрын

No offense,but I saw your name and thought up a joke. Your a guy with a must-not-stache

So Aphra, a twenty-something, non-force sensitive, regular human girl can stand up to Darth Vader and even defeat the Sith Lord. This sounds more like a self-insert fan fiction than a canon story.

@tomioluwa1284

Жыл бұрын

Defeats is a strong I'd say she more subdued him. But I think she's pretty cool

@MariOmor1

Жыл бұрын

Just like that other fan-fiction where a girl younger than Aphra managed to beat Darth Sidious with only a year of training

@StonedPatriotX

Жыл бұрын

Do you truly believe no non force user can't at least have the wits to escape the dark lord. I mean lets be honest if it was a fan fiction she would of robbed his suit and sold it.

@HenryLouis21

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, what do you expect a canon story to be like? I fail to see how this is self-insert fan fiction and more just writers putting Aphra through crazy scenarios that she was able to get through using her intelligence and wit. It should be a testament to her character because its one of the things I like about Aphra, she has gone through these crazy scenarios and somehow was able to survive every encounter ever.

@thedarkcod4824

Жыл бұрын

@@HenryLouis21 My guy that's called plot armor. It's not entirely unreasonable for a character to outwit/escape vader once, or maybe even twice, but the amount of times she has, and in the ways she has, is simply just plot armor, and contradicts the power vader is supposed to have.

Maybe it's because its all summarized in a single video but this sounds like Star Wars fanfiction with Aphra being someone's self-insert. "Yeah, and after I saved the Emperor a THIRD time, I was declared Hero of the Empire and Vader was just like so mad but I managed to escape him AGAIN by tricking and defeating him."

@kizentheslayer

Жыл бұрын

The video makes her seem more likeable than the comics. She is plot armor galore.

@lukescrew1981

8 ай бұрын

Reminds me of Ahsoka

@lukescrew1981

8 ай бұрын

​@@kizentheslayerFalse

@BobbyBoy-pe2qt

2 ай бұрын

​@@kizentheslayerwhat are you clowns crying about? You like luke you like boba fett but thos is plot armor

@Juancr2006

Ай бұрын

​@@BobbyBoy-pe2qtbecause they are at least interesting

*Big black monster penetrates tiny doctor with mighty anger*

@rocknrollbootlegs8576

4 жыл бұрын

Man this it's a pretty good title for a Pornhub video

@Kalehopsi220

4 жыл бұрын

N o

@bgonzalezseeya11

4 жыл бұрын

@@rocknrollbootlegs8576 I know right. Almost as the title is intentional.

@ileanabriannemari

4 жыл бұрын

@@bgonzalezseeya11 Maybe it _is_ intentional

@bgonzalezseeya11

4 жыл бұрын

@@ileanabriannemari what an idea...

To be fair, Dr. Aphra is seriously cute, ngl.

@rorschach1985ify

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad she is a Mary Sue as bad as Rey.

@pantherspride409

4 жыл бұрын

@@rorschach1985ify BRUH HOW THE HELL IS SHE A MARY SUE

@rorschach1985ify

4 жыл бұрын

@Terror " No she's not lol." Yes she fucking is. "A mary sue is someone that just has all the power for no reason." Wrong, a Mary sue can also get away with shit that she has no reason to like somehow sneak into the Emperors chambers undetected, survive shit for no reason like getting dumped into space. And than not only outsmarting canon characters but trash talking them as she does. She fits that shit to a T. "She isn't super powerful" Doesn't have to be. Batman is considered a Gary stu because writers love to jerk off his intelligence. Aphra is the very same. "and her knowledge of archaeology" How the hell does that explain snaking past the Emperors without being sensed? "and tech comes from her studies and her parents teaching her these things over many years." Which does not justify her not only outsmarting Vader but not instantly getting choked to death and somehow beating him because the writers wanted to give their pet character a win.

@rorschach1985ify

4 жыл бұрын

@@pantherspride409 She sneaked past the Emperor, caught Luke Skywalker, trash talked Han about how much he sucks and how much better she is and beat fucking Vader. She is as obvious a mary sue as you can get.

@Apollo-uy1rq

4 жыл бұрын

Notorious you act like it’s impossible

Vader's new empire: A girl, a two psychotic droids, and an infinite supply of battle droids Vader: it's a start

I unironically want a series adaptation about her. It can be thrilling.

@theargentino4245

Жыл бұрын

Its gonna happen I think.

@billdavis7577

Жыл бұрын

@@theargentino4245 Lol nope, a bit character from a comic that sold poorly isnt about to get a show.

@theargentino4245

Жыл бұрын

@@billdavis7577 and yet we got Cpt Marvel which never sells well in comics.

@billdavis7577

Жыл бұрын

@@theargentino4245 Ya, but Captain Marvel is a well established character that has been around in some form for a long time. This character is relatively new an unknown, plus she comes off as a plot armored self insert character written by a hack.

@josedavidcastillo9241

Жыл бұрын

hell no

Very strange title

@donnabrahamworsley5857

4 жыл бұрын

XDDD

@mrbanana4226

4 жыл бұрын

Kinky

@andywrynn6215

4 жыл бұрын

666 like

@burnttoast5196

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@joshuadebosh4615

4 жыл бұрын

he tryna be funny

Reads the title: I’m so dirty minded, so uncivilized. Goes to comment section: This is where the fun begins.

@redditeeeee3287

3 жыл бұрын

69 LIKES

@EmptyMan000

3 жыл бұрын

Oh please. How many contexts are there where a man can say they penetrated a woman? You're just thinking the most general context.

@sicthemutt

3 жыл бұрын

This comment wins

@jaydenm2692

3 жыл бұрын

I was the 699 like

@slicknugget2157

3 жыл бұрын

*It's show time*

This woman outsmarted Darth Vader 3 times & lived. Tremendous respect. This girl is my hero.

@mobgabriel1767

Жыл бұрын

obi Wan: finally a worthy oponent our battle Will be legendary

@RealestKinga

Жыл бұрын

This girl is a donut steel OC who bests Vader three times and is generally insufferable.

@firemonger5409

Жыл бұрын

Not

@firemonger5409

Жыл бұрын

@@RealestKingano she didn’t

@firemonger5409

Жыл бұрын

Typical female empowerment that isn’t needed

Aphra was definitely in awe of Darth Vader. When they first met, she did not know how to address him: "Mr Lord Vader."; "Sir? Your majesty? Your illustriousness?" She settles on "Sir Vader", only to have Vader coolly correct her: "LORD Vader. Continue."

Padme disliked this video

@Revenix

4 жыл бұрын

Leia and Luke fainted

@trapclowers9523

4 жыл бұрын

Vader left for the milk

@uthopia27

4 жыл бұрын

it should be ghost padme cause now ( spoiler ) everyone can be a force ghost

@itachi_uchiha1538

4 жыл бұрын

Mihir Kulkarni YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!

@x-rex7236

4 жыл бұрын

Kylo ren too

I read the title wrong

@shagsperrow6137

4 жыл бұрын

Same😂

@Dravignor

4 жыл бұрын

We all did.

@shagsperrow6137

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dravignor true

@The_Viktor_Reznov

4 жыл бұрын

You spelled "correctly" wrong.

@shagsperrow6137

4 жыл бұрын

@@The_Viktor_Reznov ?

She got her design from Tumblr, and plot armor straight from Wayne Enterprises.

@BobbyBoy-pe2qt

2 ай бұрын

You are a clown

She was Disney´s try to invent a Star Wars Harley Quinn

@Hello-bi1pm

17 күн бұрын

Where are all half-baked live-action adaptations then?

This doesn’t sound sexual at all...

@sentientsaladstudios6326

4 жыл бұрын

Who said anything about sexual?

@kristinlujan5612

4 жыл бұрын

@@sentientsaladstudios6326 every one

@vortex283

4 жыл бұрын

Sentient Salad Studios literally everyone

@vexingrabbit1824

4 жыл бұрын

Really? I thought that this entire adventure was about a really long hardcore foreplay by both the dark lord and the women.

@elijahfrizzell4816

4 жыл бұрын

It took me 4 times to read this before it wasent dirty or sexual

Everyone: reads the title I DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

@CR604

4 жыл бұрын

Why would you not like it.

@bobbysyblik68

4 жыл бұрын

I thought this was going to talk about Padme.

@nguyenhung6038

4 жыл бұрын

More like this is where the fun begins

@Code_Machine

4 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@ficoh634

4 жыл бұрын

*i got a bad feeling about this

Me knowing this is canon: oh... Padme to vader: why are you running, why are you run-

It's sad how Disney was so adamant making Aphra, and she's actually a pretty cool character - yet they never use her.

@BOY1thousand

Жыл бұрын

They can't use her because she's just the non-jedi version of Rey who's an archaeologist. Nothing cool about that.

@TheAwesomeDarkNinja

Жыл бұрын

@@BOY1thousand Wait what? What part of her screams "Rey" to you?

@leozaz9402

Жыл бұрын

Aphra is barely a character. Nothing "cool"

@davidhong1934

Жыл бұрын

@@leozaz9402 Already a better movie than "Rise of Skywalker"

@leozaz9402

Жыл бұрын

@@davidhong1934 both are gay

Darth Vader really wanted to execute order 69...

@oceanblueanimations4739

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 Underrated comment right here.

@xtm6533

4 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@IPAWS2018

4 жыл бұрын

nice

@suryaprakash2126

4 жыл бұрын

Curse me for liking this comment at 69th like.

@seano6340

4 жыл бұрын

Genius

**angry padme noises**

@generaldalek

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@endureshanta4805

4 жыл бұрын

Then Darth Vader morning

@skriptr6802

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@isaiasvalladares4210

4 жыл бұрын

Padoru Vader

@SommerSen

4 жыл бұрын

She almost got penetrated *almost*

Luke: Father please, leave the dark side behind. Rejoin us. Vader: Okay son I will return to the light. Aphra: Hey what's up? Long time no see, still alive by the way. Vader: But first let me just take care of something.... Aphraaaaaaa!!!

Vader: Just die already! Aphra: No.

By Brazzers

@lilevil1158

4 жыл бұрын

Get it cause brazzers is a adult film website and vader wants to "penetrate" her

@doubleggamingmeruz678

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilevil1158 /woosh

@forest3064

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilevil1158 lol everyone gets it

@paxhumana2015

4 жыл бұрын

@@WinterWhiz , it's PornHub, genius!

@charlie4christ536

4 жыл бұрын

Vinícius A We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."

Star wars channels: *exist* The Lore Master: "I find your lack of clickbait disturbing"

@idunno3349

4 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if ur hating or joking

@masvindu

4 жыл бұрын

@@idunno3349 Joking. This is the funny kind of clickbait, not the outright dishonest kind :P

@idunno3349

4 жыл бұрын

@@masvindu oh by the confusing title?

@masvindu

4 жыл бұрын

@@idunno3349 Yes

@KraNisOG

4 жыл бұрын

Technically this isn't clickbait

Dr. Aphra is that character who got unexpectedly VERY popular and so instead of dying on time - the writers keep saving her in increasingly weird feats of plot armor.

I love how lucky Aphra is. She’s like the female Han Solo. No Force powers, just luck.

@josedavidcastillo9241

Жыл бұрын

Her power is plot armor

@gysaidurgans7330

2 ай бұрын

She's a professional escape artist. Survives the Holdo Manueanver and airlock punishment.

I thought the woman vader wanted to penetrate the most was padme Edit: Wow thanks for the likes everyone, didn't think a simple joke would work that well

@theunseen896

4 жыл бұрын

😏

@crow6050

4 жыл бұрын

The woman Vader to strangled the most?

@glitch2799

4 жыл бұрын

Betrayal

@BakedFrodo96

4 жыл бұрын

You win the internet today 🙌

@gordonramzee9457

4 жыл бұрын

😏

The title didn’t load past penetrate and I imagined the worst..

@2pnier841

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes!!!

@mannybothansdied6210

4 жыл бұрын

You mean the best

@tbc5902

4 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@user-uz9xq5zx2n

4 жыл бұрын

My title didn’t load lightsaber

@GaryOfPallet

4 жыл бұрын

Okay😁

Title: exists The Internet: *very poor choice of words*

Me: *Reads Title* Also me: Goes straight to the comments

why the hell this man say penetrate

@XxRaptorisxX

4 жыл бұрын

Love ur pic Also he says it purposely I'd say

@matthewswart1845

4 жыл бұрын

yeah just say stab lol

@adarkwind4712

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh...::you know why.

@jupiterloverofrain8175

4 жыл бұрын

Clickbate

@misadventure5216

4 жыл бұрын

He knows what gets us going? ;)

You knew what you were doing when you wrote that title

@HartlyLion

4 жыл бұрын

He is a Sith Lord, of course he did!

@TheReal2KD

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

This was such a long story the thing that still misses is Vader with the final blow suddenly sensing she is force sensitive and training her to be his apprentice

Ya know I'm kinda with Vader on this one, she's after escaping him waaaay too many times, At this stage I want Vader to catch her and put and end to this cat and mouse chase.

@sinfuladam

2 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine at the end of return of the Jedi when Vader is about to be set on fire and somebody mentions that she still alive and he immediately just gets up and is like “APHRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!”

Sponsored by Brazzers

@nawazero-one8501

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@themessiah7542

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Z9_Games2

4 жыл бұрын

@@surplus2188 Except for everything that's original.

@shleepypenguin

4 жыл бұрын

Copycat

@bigman-em7cc

4 жыл бұрын

Akira A McLaren I didn't copy this off anyone?

Penetrate- Everyone: *click* -with his lightsaber. Well that still sounds like innuendo.

@Code_Machine

4 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Tw0Dots

4 жыл бұрын

Meme Addict ;)

@someotherdude6626

4 жыл бұрын

More like inurendo

@Arakat13

4 жыл бұрын

Ya called it

@gamebreakerl9564

4 жыл бұрын

(¬‿¬)

It’s hard to imagine a droid like C3PO being the boss of a criminal Mafia 😂

0:34 thanks for the generous wallpaper

Sees title: *goes straight to comment section*

@Balagnugnes

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@WTAF0212

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao same

@knightofthewindthehedgehog1650

4 жыл бұрын

That's so me

@quate1316

4 жыл бұрын

Almost every video (and that is a double edged sword in some)

@exicutioner161

4 жыл бұрын

Pikmin 2000 what do you mean “double edged sword”?

*Sith lord penetrates girl gone wrong*

@astandupguy6579

4 жыл бұрын

*gone wrong (gone sexual)

@trapclowers9523

4 жыл бұрын

*gone sexual gone Vader has to get the milk

@truskoysusaventuras

4 жыл бұрын

Gone right

@owens.studios

4 жыл бұрын

(Gone wrong)(gone sexual)(Empire was called)(almost died)

@justjavinava558

4 жыл бұрын

*Sith lord gets obsessed for someone who isn't his late wife gone wrong*

"The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most..." ..."with his Lightsaber"

I love palpatines reaction when he find out what Vader was doing.

Plot armor stronger than beskar.

@michaelmccarty1327

4 жыл бұрын

New canon characters get the standard issue plot armor along with their Mary Sue certification.

@Skylingale

4 жыл бұрын

Michael McCarty As long as they’re girls or minorities. Don’t forget that part.

@krokikrumpsun624

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmccarty1327 I mean, I liked it. She's not much of a Mary Sue when you read the actual thing, but you could argue it. I dunno, it's not fantastic but I enjoyed it. Have you read the actual thing?

@Chris-tf5bq

4 жыл бұрын

geetir k ofc they have not

@asuraspath2262

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmccarty1327 Pretty much. Comic was garbage. Got white knights here trying to defend it

This chick has more plot armor than the protagonists.

@blessedbow720

4 жыл бұрын

don't worry its balanced out by her constant increase of depresion, guilt and loneliness tho i will admit the ones she cares about get the worse end of it in the moment

@soldyaboi8394

4 жыл бұрын

@Zac Lodro best sentence of 2019.

@RougeHunter141

4 жыл бұрын

*ahem* Antagonist

@blankpage9277

4 жыл бұрын

Does she at least get sliced to bits eventually? She kind of turns Vader into a wimp by always surviving him.

@anarchomando7707

4 жыл бұрын

@@blankpage9277 she is one of the many he uses as his underling

Darth Vader: *Why am I always on the low ground?*

An outstanding example of plot armor.

@BobbyBoy-pe2qt

2 ай бұрын

No daeth vade that plot armor after he has does you clown

Everyone: *reads the title* I got a bad feeling about this

@baibai4897

4 жыл бұрын

GROGNAK _56 correction* *this is where the fun begins*

@travisozwald8117

4 жыл бұрын

I just wanted to say. I'm your 1 thousandth like

@hanimeviewer

4 жыл бұрын

Travis Ozwald to be honest I didn’t even know I had this much likes until you said something thanks

@jaboys6215

4 жыл бұрын

all the video said was. The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most... so yeah that was not worded vary well, or was it.

@bush9091

4 жыл бұрын

Lol so true

The force is strong with this title

@kadincochrane

4 жыл бұрын

But it’s consensual Force

@gunter2k15thebeast4

4 жыл бұрын

Penis force

@charlie4christ536

4 жыл бұрын

Martin Lauenstein We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."

@alejandroquirarte2125

4 жыл бұрын

U rite

@th3_l1nk14

4 жыл бұрын

@@charlie4christ536 dude. Tf

It’s no wonder Darth Vader never managed to penetrate Aphra. He didn’t have a healthy meat rod to in the first place.

The thing so many don't understand, no matter how evil Palpatine and Vader was, the empire actually made life in the galaxy better for many. They brought food , water, security, and education across the galaxy, and freed all slaves from empire space. As usual, the political and military leaders were corrupt, but the system actually benefits the normal people, much more then the senate and jedi did. Sad but true!

@napoleoncorneliusscipio5141

Жыл бұрын

I like to imagine that in some planetary system on the other side of the Star Wars galaxy, while we're watching that horrific ep9, a wild Vietnam-war-like battle is going on. I wish we had more Star Wars Stories, like Rogue One but from an imperial perspective. Stormtrooper platoons braving the thick jungles and venomous hot weather, their white armor usually painted green and mud-brown by the troops to keep cool and camouflage, and their life of enduring the goopy MRE rations they get and scrounging for supplies, all the while trying to get the VCs- rebels, I mean. And of course, hover ships dropping napalm and Agent Orange and all the necessary activities.

@jamesschrupp1981

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, the biggest downfall of the Empire is that they always demanded impossible results which would then require the most ruthless and brutal tactics. Part of this video shows that the Empire came and saved the young girl from the bandits, which makes the Empire look good. However, you later learn the empire itself PUT the bandits there to force the settlers to need protection and thus make the empire's take over of the world smoother.

@thefett3862

Жыл бұрын

The Empire commits genocide to species like Geonosians and Lasats, anniquilates planets (with all people, plants, culture and animals) like Alderaan or Mandalore and slaved others like the wookies. In Rebels, Bad Batch and other shows we see that there still poverty, even more and ridiculous norms like curfews and privaty invasions. I don't see any of that positive. It's only the same old fascim.

@jerry3790

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention peace, justice, freedom and security

@anna-flora999

Жыл бұрын

They literally enslaved people.

That title is kinky af.

@yes5256

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@Yes-zh2io

4 жыл бұрын

I'mma need y'all to come with me

@joea7590

4 жыл бұрын

@@yes5256 matches with your pfp.

@hubblescardbreak8240

4 жыл бұрын

Right 😂

@beicbd2766

4 жыл бұрын

@@Yes-zh2io SHIT

Now we all know there's only one woman Vader would want to penetrate with his "Lightsaber" and that's Padme.

@DukeoftheAges

4 жыл бұрын

you spelled obi-wan wrong

@jadendafinger

4 жыл бұрын

you spelled “ASMR Yoda” wrong

@sentientsaladstudios6326

4 жыл бұрын

David Carty you

@blackriverjack4722

4 жыл бұрын

DukeoftheAges ahh I get the joke but not fully

@Sheogoratful

4 жыл бұрын

@@jadendafinger jesus christ

Glad you added with his lightsaber in the title

Man, what a perfect string of conveniences for her, totally did it with skill alone

*The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most* *with his lightsaber.* [Good save]

@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107

3 жыл бұрын

With his 'lightsaber' :p

@HoosierBoy-ef4gs

3 жыл бұрын

@@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 Lmao

@r6_ok977

3 жыл бұрын

@@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 well, it is still a lightsaber

@raylongoria3565

3 жыл бұрын

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

@blankblank5409

3 жыл бұрын

With his non existent penis

vader: one can always trust droids the mandalorian: *triggered*

@VictorDude98

4 жыл бұрын

This is the way

@llamaonus

4 жыл бұрын

This is the way

@iamaloafofbread8926

4 жыл бұрын

Baby yoda: am I a joke to you?

@c1berserker744

4 жыл бұрын

This is the way

@kazim4734

4 жыл бұрын

This is the way

No. They allowed a writer to create an OC to defeat one of the most powerful Sith in history. What was the point of Luke? Clearly she could kill Vader all by herself.

@MesaAufenhand

Жыл бұрын

it took a whole jedi temple traps to hold him temporarily

@MesaAufenhand

Жыл бұрын

saying by herself is just not giving Vader not enough credit

Probably one of the best characters introduced in the new Canon. Got a really good story overall.

@OutOfIdeas9977

Жыл бұрын

And for some reason a ton of people hate her probably because she’s part of Disney canon

@callmecloby8365

Жыл бұрын

@@OutOfIdeas9977 unfortunately the mere association with either Legends or Canon is enough of a reason for people to hate something. I'll admit I prefer Legends overall, but there's no doubt that there's a few gems in the current Canon like the Clone Wars, Aphra, and the Vader comics.

@josedavidcastillo9241

Жыл бұрын

@@callmecloby8365 please don't put this Aphra in the same spot with Clone Wars.

@callmecloby8365

Жыл бұрын

@@josedavidcastillo9241 eh, I love clone wars for the stories it told throughout, but I also hate it at the same time for how it butchered the established lore and Dave and the writers had no boundaries or respect for, what was essentially their colleagues work. They still do it too while they constantly override previously Canon stories just because they’ve been given a blank check by the executives. Story-wise I’ll always say Clone Wars is excellent and outranks Aphra, but the actions of its’ writers leave a pretty big mark on its history within the overall story.

@Ithoughthewasnigh

Жыл бұрын

@@OutOfIdeas9977 No, it’s because a REGULAR human girl who didn’t even use the force just so happen to have the best things happen to her in her early life to have her beat a SITH LORD several times.

guess you could say the force is in her

@iiulian9948

4 жыл бұрын

●_●

@ChristlivinVL

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@armandowillem3694

4 жыл бұрын

You mean he FORCED it in her lol!

@jerraethomas2378

4 жыл бұрын

@@armandowillem3694 😏

@Idkquestionmark1

4 жыл бұрын

• _ •

Kinky title

@Paydenbarlow

4 жыл бұрын

Ralsei as an Imperial sympathizer I agree with the choice of title

@phantomishereidk

4 жыл бұрын

The zan has confirmed that the Skywalkers are a kinky family

@inspiringer6418

4 жыл бұрын

Brings in views

@f.e.areproduce5298

4 жыл бұрын

Not exactly as penetraation with lightsaber is not a good experience .

@CozyDoze

4 жыл бұрын

Ralsei Damnit I was gonna say that 😂

The woman Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most with his lightsaber. Me: *BRAZZERS*

I have read all of the Doctor Aphra comics but considering how long she survived and even defeated Vader the force was definitely on her side.

Came to read comments about reading comments about the title.

@thecatspjs6714

4 жыл бұрын

Came

@1310heid

4 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣

@ultimagaming6035

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@_alex3159

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao same

@Narwhallife-ql2vi

4 жыл бұрын

Same

Holy shit, how much more plot armor could one person possibly have?

@lukewhite9237

4 жыл бұрын

Rey

@retro2659

4 жыл бұрын

Luke White hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha yes.

@omdano6432

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph joestar

@DjGrimmace

4 жыл бұрын

That's like Fairy Tail levels of plot armor.

@EclipsedEquinox

4 жыл бұрын

@@DjGrimmace as someone who enjoyed Fairy Tail a lot, i can say nothing approaches the Fairy Tail level of plot armour.

(Sees title) Me : This is where the fun begins

He knew fully well what the title sounded like

Title:"The woman darth vader wanted to penetrate with his l" Me:"oh no"

@CHEF-55457

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@shortlivedglory3314

4 жыл бұрын

arge robot penis

@iSnortBreadCrumbs

4 жыл бұрын

419 likes *im going to make a gamer move*

I really don’t want to think about Darth Vader’s lightsaber...

@aliteralflamingpileofgarba6236

4 жыл бұрын

It’s probably massive

@welby4296

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf 🤣

@juan9572

4 жыл бұрын

It's gone now lol

@jaire4061

4 жыл бұрын

A Literal Flaming Pile of Garbage it’s probably extra crispy and dry

@Flamelance_Accendo

4 жыл бұрын

Ya hate to know it.

The title got me thinking of a Aniclimax video. Foxy: that be an anime recap KZreadr you know

I like that you had to add “with his lightsaber” part

This title is giving me mixed signals. Are you trying to tell me that Vader wanted to kill her or that he wanted to land his TIE fighter in her docking bay?

@Th3Class1c

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@ashwamedh3603

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Username-qu1jt

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@vintage3103

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@imawsomeandyournot6108

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Me: *reads title* My brain: *lego padmé death sound*

@justagecko4113

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@mangoaltoids6809

3 жыл бұрын

Lego yoda death sound if youre into that kind of thing

@ethan520427

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@campionedi1764

3 жыл бұрын

In slow motion as well

@goat9295

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😂

I liked her in Gillen's Vader run. Then it just became too much.

[reads title] Me: lightsaber... Or Lightsaber?

The title: the woman darth vader wanted to penetrate the most. Every soul in existence: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@jaywbell2002

4 жыл бұрын

Danny N 69th like this comment is officially balanced as all things should be

@kurtsaidwhat

4 жыл бұрын

I sense a disturbance in the force...

@pretendstickman

4 жыл бұрын

Dammit

@nuke2625

4 жыл бұрын

There is a huge discomfort under his pants.

@Odinsday

4 жыл бұрын

Is that your lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?

Padme: "its treason then"

@saturnproductions1827

3 жыл бұрын

100th like

@ibrasir5581

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@felipeaugusto2600

3 жыл бұрын

@@saturnproductions1827 297th like.

@derHallen_Ch.

3 жыл бұрын

515th like :V

@babynamikaze-_-

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what i said

The choice of images in the thumbnail and the title were very interesting

9:15 "this is where the fun begins".

"the woman Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most..." *Clicks on the video* "...with his lightsaber" They got us in the first half, not gonna lie...

@Lumanova

4 жыл бұрын

The lightsaber only makes it better.

@catscats4321

4 жыл бұрын

Inuendo, hey babe wanna see my lightsaber.

@joejeffbob3127

4 жыл бұрын

@@catscats4321 only if its long and pointy

@joejeffbob3127

4 жыл бұрын

im not gay

@fazedlocseryu5093

4 жыл бұрын

joejeffbob surrreeeeeeeeeeeee

Nice title man. Next I want a video about Vader drowning a woman, and the inuendo title could be " the one woman who Vader made soaking wet

@tointoin9606

4 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@ilikenougat8892

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, you got 239 likes in 52 minutes. 0_o

@STARKILLER15100

4 жыл бұрын

Lol he should just keep doing innuendo titles from now on lol

@LuisSanchez-de8ei

4 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@sonicmania6753

4 жыл бұрын

rob 998 you can find some being angry at him in his top comment. Pretty pathetic in my opinion

That thumbnail man. I just couldn’t not click 😂😂😂

Me: sees the title *You got us in the first half*

And people say Legends had unrealistic plot points. “Hey I’m hunting you down and bringing you to justice! I am the law! Oh wait, you’re hot? Nah imma just let you live.”

@Jessie_Helms

4 жыл бұрын

TonyIshCoot Legends has the worst story telling in Star Wars *in some places* though this is pretty bad too.

@Ninjaananas

4 жыл бұрын

Stop bitching.

@BrickyRiver0712

4 жыл бұрын

I know right just commit acts of *necrophilia* . Silly silly people.

@commissionergalactus

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah legends is absolutely wack and over the damn top, and this canon story feels like that as well, honestly this sounds like a legends story. I think overall the new canon got Star Wars better then legends but this story is not one of them, it sucks and this girl has so much plot armor and Vader getting weakened all the time felt worse then how Mary Sue Starkiller could just throw him around, just a terrible comic. Hopefully if they continue it, Vader kills her and her death can ease the absurdity of this story arch.

Video: Has "Woman" and "Penetrate" in the title Everyone: *"You know the rules, and so do I"*

@RoderickR07

3 жыл бұрын

*"Say goodbye"*

@SonOfAFridge_

3 жыл бұрын

_bang_

@elinternetpiolaayudaporfav1792

3 жыл бұрын

Fush now its rule 34

@juliusadrianeespraguera6322

3 жыл бұрын

*Dedication is what I'm thinking of*

@subtopewdiepie5167

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

15:50 _"And what about _*_US?_*_ You're a fleshy failure, I'm half a head, and BT's down to his _*_PROCESSOR CORE._*_ "_ - 0-0-0

*opens youtube* *sees title* *understands keywords* *closes youtube* *opens browser*

What are you doing Darth bro ???😏

@Arizsin

4 жыл бұрын

This is a underrated comment

@notzaldy

4 жыл бұрын

This is an underrated comment.

@itachi_uchiha1538

4 жыл бұрын

Fox Gerald “ why is there a lightsaber inside me”😲

@fizzzyfruit6013

4 жыл бұрын

@@itachi_uchiha1538 🤤😏

@itachi_uchiha1538

4 жыл бұрын

Fox Gerald “I’m stuck Darth bro can you help me”😩

Vader: *”T h e w o m a n i s m i n e t o p e n e t r a t e.”*

@marcopanzironi6612

3 жыл бұрын

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAG

@Rat-muncher

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@almoores8309

3 жыл бұрын

*I WILL NOT BE DENIED*

@hectornolasco1450

3 жыл бұрын

Kylo: the girl...where is the girl

@TheManThatVoiceActs

3 жыл бұрын

Aka kill

Me: sees title Ya had me in the first half not gonna lie.

3:37 the text bubble is what literally everyone is thinking about

Title: "penetrate" Me: reads rest of title *CONFUSED NUT*

@anarchistnudle

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta give to ya, yur funy:>

@loves.427

4 жыл бұрын

JUST A CUCK MOVE ALONG blush blush

@anarchistnudle

4 жыл бұрын

@@loves.427 What in the heall'

@loves.427

4 жыл бұрын

JUST A CUCK MOVE ALONG Umm sorry no homo.

@jaydencybnilsen5940

4 жыл бұрын

@@loves.427 A BIG CUCK I'm not gay

He was afraid of her enjoying the choking

@65kay

3 жыл бұрын

😳

@marielawrence468

3 жыл бұрын

😟😳

@namedsomethingorother8316

3 жыл бұрын

she woudnt because shes a lesbian

@Depressed_until_dead

2 жыл бұрын

@@namedsomethingorother8316 0_o

@jimboonie9885

2 жыл бұрын

@@namedsomethingorother8316 probably

she's the type of character I want to be in any fantasy scenario. Just some guy/girl that happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time but still live to do it again.

You guys must had a really fun time making the title