I suppose not mentioning Blue Mage at all is the roast it deserves honestly

@DoppelgangerTH

3 ай бұрын

Cause its not a real job

@edboi2154

3 ай бұрын

Yeah it ain’t a real job. The most I can do now is help people with fates and self destruct. I’ll still use it whenever I can though.

@SniperKing-O

3 ай бұрын

And Beastmaster

@Zephhi

Ай бұрын

If it was mentioned they would’ve said that you’re the coolest person ever and you’re so awesome and sexy

"You typically piss near the sink..." He has become one with the meme.

"2 meters? What is that like inches? I mean you typically piss near the sink" Go off my liege, spoken like a true warrior main 🫡

@majikalmcmuffin6258

3 ай бұрын

Nah, inches is a shite cider mate, almost as shite as strongbow 💪

NGL the only reason i play a dancer as my main dps is because of a comment i saw while looking at the classes which said " imagine a giant battle with swords clashing and magic exploding in the distant, death and destruction all over 100's of people laying their lives on the line for victory and in the distant there's 1 idiot challenging the boss to a dance battle... i want to be this idiot "

Pictomancer is that one class with sound effects that resemble what you hear in Quicksands on Balmung server.

@chilosopher4856

3 ай бұрын

💀

This guy went through a lot of trouble making a video letting everyone know he mains Dark Knight and Reaper lol

I love when xeno goes into random chuuni cringe backstory rants about his jobs.

@shaneh6707

3 ай бұрын

Ngl it's endearing

As warrior main im scared how accurate it was

just realize that sufferhymn basically complimenting himself when talking about dark knight

Everytime Xeems tells his character backstories it sounds like something a five-year old would write lol. Gotta love it.

As a Machinist lol I am pleased, I am the judge, jury and executioner LOL

as monk main i can 100% confirm that the monk thing is accurate

Me when Xeno pauses video and explains his jobs' backstory: pepeW PUNCH

8:39 peak teenage storycraft

DRK is literally the nost involved tank bar none. Be a cold day in hell when a WAR main tells me my job is easy lol. Being said I was a PLD main before EW LOL.

@luispena9358

3 ай бұрын

Yeah dark knight is not easy especially since it's squishier than all other tank jobs

@Garethgradz

3 ай бұрын

@luispena9358 at earlier levels it definitely is, but at 90 they are absolute beasts and really good a mitigation for both you and your party if you know what you're doing.

@kohlicoide2258

3 ай бұрын

​@@GarethgradzDRK is great for tankbusters.. TBN + of your dozends Damage Reduction is absolut chefkiss and Living Dead is now the better Holmgang

lets go! was just about to cook some lunch but that can wait for 15 minutes

Im so glad for another what your job says about you video

"Viera Lady" wonder who he's talking about LMFAO! I love this guy so much!!

Well he got Black Mages right, I am one. Minus the bad hygiene. Maybe if the IRL spell list was better and I actually cared for relationships. I could get a maiden.

xeems telling his character job backstories is always a highlight

Love that A. Lincoln quote.

Vampire Ninja bit is still too good.

as someone who mains reaper with a side of mch... I approve. Though I also dabble in some dancer, and I gotta say. That aggro list be arguing with those comments about being useless most of the time when I play it. And I've saved the party when healers were down with a well timed shield samba and curing waltz more then once.

Hey man, it saves on the water bill...

@Xeno Bruh you can use /petglamour eos "emerald carbuncle" to change your fairy into Carby.

@Arsen1cpop

3 ай бұрын

Just realized when he got to SMN on the video that it just proved his point on me being a nerd.

Bro the video has a Gil buying website sponsor for me 😂

As nin/drk main I agree 💯 with this video.

You do what near the sink??

Anyone knows what armor is the rabbit DRK using? the first one, not the pvp one

The ninja one on the girl was Taki from Soul Edge.

I'm a summoner, I can confirm.

The dark knight roast lol

@NeocrimsonX

3 ай бұрын

@@GoatOfWar lol

The sink?

Anyone know what gear the dark knight is wearing? Or is it a mod?

I feel triggered in so many ways. I love it. 😂

I play DRK and RPR. I approve this list is 100% ligit.

I can't believe Douglas Reynholm is talking about FF14.

This has to be the most Australian video I think I've ever seen.

"I would do it, if it had anytzhing to doi with the fairy," But, the fairy is the nicest thing on the scholar (aside of his shields).

Okay but the backrooms reaper backstory is actually cool lol

LETS GOOOOOOOO

i didnt get machinist? i have a god complex?

Xeno took the DRK bait, but he's not (completely) wrong.

SMN main, he nailed it right on the head

Wait , they have other jobs than warrior ?

Ninja and I love it!

I play Scholar since I just like the feel of it

@semekiizuio

2 ай бұрын

Same but then Sage happened and its just better...

@Aru_Yisaire

2 ай бұрын

@@semekiizuio ey I can't play sage idk why tho

I main MNK but i take shower 3 times a day because I gym at lunchbreak. so I'm overqualified

Typically do Hwat now? The sink? 🤣

Is that Matt Berry?

“I hope Alphinaud d!es in Dawntrail” fkn saaaame

I play whm as my healer of choice because I like to live in the edge of pressing one dps button while ignoring healing until absolutely necessary. I love Reaper, but it gets brain dead after awhile. I wish Samurai was as engaging to play as Reaper. Instead of being overloaded with buttons

Well i guess that guy is playing mainly the two same jobs that i am xD Drk and rpr

Laszlo Cravensworth is making ffxiv Videos?

Im really happy you said you like summoner! Say “I like Summoner” nowadays is like say you are gay on middle East! Thanks ❤

@soldierorsomething

3 ай бұрын

Just stay away from hilltops or tall buildings 😂

@semekiizuio

2 ай бұрын

He likes summoner that has pets but does like scholar that has a pet lol

who is sophia?

Ive been behind on ffxiv media and havent seen Hymn stuff lol Im WHM SCH so idk what that means for me 😅 NIN MCH are my go toos. Thats crazy didnt think Xeems was an RPer? Lol

Concern

I hope BLU not being included was a meta choice

why censored :(

reapers are paint eaters lol

ROY G BIV Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet It’s the natural light spectrum, i.e. the colors of a Rainbow. Wondering he was just saying he is “gay.” Lol

Sufferhymn certainly is insufferable

WHY DOES THIS KZreadR SOUND LIKE TODD RIVERS FROM THE UK SMASH HIT GARTH MERENGHIS DARK PLACE?!

@bradmiles1984

3 ай бұрын

I had same thought except I was thinking from the UK smash hit the IT Crowd. I think Matt Berry is on Cameo or one of those kind of sites and he had him read it out. The youtuber in his comments has said he's used cameo to get audio for his vidoes.

@CupidCrux

2 ай бұрын

Omg saaaaame

@bradmiles1984

2 ай бұрын

Apparently, it is an AI voice changer.

Either this guy is using an AI generated voice or he paid Matt Berry to read the voice over.

@neosepiroth

3 ай бұрын

Considering his past controversies I wouldn’t be surprised he used AI, he did that with some of the scions voices in the past when they didn’t want to voice over his script, he even went as far as ignoring their requests to not use their voices without permission.

@bradmiles1984

3 ай бұрын

@@neosepiroth Good to know, its first video I've ever watched of his. I was just shocked to hear that voice. It definitely adds to the video.

Not excited for pictomancer. There were so many better magic classes they could’ve used.

This guy that's complaining about the pauses has seen nothing until they watch an Arier video

Matt Berry plays ffxiv?

can anyone tell me what mods the guy used in the video? So i can avoid them of course

DRK originally had 3 different rotations.... people complained so hard about how difficult it was to master, that they had to make it so easy a 2 year old could play it. it was the same with whm, who had 2 stances, and took skill... until they dumbed it down for the crybabies.... *sigh*

Paladin is played by boring people and I was triggered by it but the fact it is true.😂

@grimacetexas9719

3 ай бұрын

Just glam to look less boring, use the new emperor set, the new emperor shield and glam ur sword as the pickaxe from shadowbringer and you wont be boring anymore. Didnt say uts good, you are just not boring.

puausing.

Astrologians are gods

Dont ever diss out a DRK main cause in a way you are just being biased (sure in the vid it explains how DRK's are better than other tanks) but all tanks are viable and depends on your play style if you like then you like it, if you dont you dont have to say bad things about it just let other experience what its like and how it fits their style, i played it for both edge and its ease since im someone who doesnt like to complicated movesets and this one fits my style very well in simplicity.

Every DRK main has this delusion.. so I can't say he's wrong. I main WAR/RDM for PVE & BLM for PVP.. dear gawd, I'm a grotesque.

I'll fight you 1v1 for Sophia

I wonder if he realized he insulted YOSHI P playing a BLM

when Alphinaud dies in Dawntrail it makes it easy the best Addon of FF14 even if the rest is the biggest dogshit xD

"123 and bloodspiller some times" so much cope :D

I had more fun doing my taxes than playing RPR. They got badass weapons/armor but DRG and NIN are much funnier melee DPS. That’s just my opinion. To each their own though.

Strummer....media tourrr....

ffxiv content is cringe

@grimacetexas9719

3 ай бұрын

You get ff14 recommandations for a reason not at random

@creepcracker

3 ай бұрын

@@grimacetexas9719 i like the game but 90% of its content in utube is something my ears and eyes can hardly endure

@qqewicz7386

3 ай бұрын

every game content is cringe

@squaresided

3 ай бұрын

goes without saying