Thank you so much for watching 🥰💓 NGL, it is fun to make these videos but in my own way. I'm currently working on a mainline video, with lots of lore and action like MMM, and then a very special short one, which I have spent nearly a $1000 on voicework and Cameo's for, where we will be visited by a most handsome, high definition friend. This special video will only be possible because of my Patrons 💓🥰 And speaking of Patreon and my magnificent Patrons, join a council of god's and goddesses here: ✨ www.patreon.com/Sufferhymn ✨ So I can compliment you lots, make Discord banners for you, show you clips early and stuff I cut from previous videos, and constantly remind you how wonderful you are, for enabling me to create the videos I want to create, without stifling my creativity or censoring myself to fit a system that would have me doomed to fail otherwise. 💓🥰 Also the "Lol, I don't get what's happening?" Comments are actually making me laugh out loud, so thank you 🤣💕

@NeocrimsonX

3 ай бұрын

The return of the goat

@DeadMimicked

3 ай бұрын

Another banger, thank you m8 😂 A lot of the biases aligned with what I main for each role so cheers lmao

@shionkreth7536

3 ай бұрын

Ok, so, this character is a character that represents the actual Human being who plays Lyon, who you decided would be his own character... Do I have that right?

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

@@DeadMimicked Thank you! And I'm glad that you could relate to the undeniable truth that Dark Knight and Reaper mains are the embodiment of Fine Art. ☝😎❗❗

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

@@shionkreth7536 Pretty much yes 🤣I ham up a character archetype when I act as one, with confident idiot being my favourite of all. 😎

As a blue mage main being ignored is the most attention I've ever gotten. Thank you!

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

I took a leaf out of Square's book and ignored it completely ☝😎❗❗

@Irish_Ian17

2 ай бұрын

@@Sufferhymn Doing Zodiarks work friend!

@ValbrandrLeonhardt

2 ай бұрын

I cant wait for Beastmaster to get more love than Blue Mage

@BubwayDurfer

2 ай бұрын

blue mage? never heard of it

@TDKita

2 ай бұрын

​@@BubwayDurferI think that's a mage... That is blue!

Its okay if you hate pictomancer. they've already drawn you as the soy-jack and themselves as the gigachad.

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

WHAT?! NO, that means it's true 😭

Narrator: "you play dark knight because you are so incredibly intelligent." Me, who mains dark knight exclusively: haha big sword go swoosh

@Feuerhamster

Ай бұрын

DRK mains so intelligent they can tell brand of glue by taste alone

@superdarklink

Ай бұрын

@@Feuerhamster 🤣 facts

@SniperKing-O

Ай бұрын

This and it feeling fun and satisfying summoning Fray. 😂

"Is this final boss material or do I look disabled?" Yeah that's a sub

As a Ninja main who started as a White Mage, I can confirm that I'm an actual f*cking ________________ and a flower-picking _______________ who has been left by their father!

@MsAstonishingOne

2 ай бұрын

Same!

You're a brave man, calling out Yoshi-P with the Black Mage part.

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

I feel like he would nuke both my account and ME if he caught wind of what I do 🤣

"Roy G. Biv, and I'm on the spectrum" is such a banger joke.

@ryguy7932

3 ай бұрын

There are goddamn LAYERS to that joke and will surely go over the heads of most vapid nincompoops

@Copain88

2 ай бұрын

I get the "On the spectrum" part, but is "Roy G biv" supposed to be a joke?

@Grimnoire

2 ай бұрын

Red orange yellow green blue indigo violet

@Djidgy

2 ай бұрын

​@@Copain88 Roy g biv is the color spectrum.

@Copain88

2 ай бұрын

@@Grimnoire Ah! Thanks!

Best "what your job says about you" video, 100% accurate

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

Very accurate ☝😎Especially the part about Dark Knights and Reapers being really good at the brain bit of the body (Me)

@langax

3 ай бұрын

@@Sufferhymn Good rep for the Ninja mains was my favourite part

@vjopepirozhok

3 ай бұрын

Totally can relate. As a cunt myself i 100% agree. Very accurate.

"I am on the spectrum" *instantly likes video*

@123hattan

3 ай бұрын

@@Sufferhymn I think you are deeper in the in Spectrum, cause this is the wrong comment, pal

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

@@123hattan Lmao, thank you for pointing that out 🤣

@123hattan

3 ай бұрын

@@Sufferhymn You are welcome, you Carrot Leaf Addict.

"Only to have the bowl of water flavored soup known as Thancred represent you" killed me dead

@NeroLucifarious

3 ай бұрын

His last name is Waters

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

I cannot believe that never occurred to me😂 @@NeroLucifarious

@granddiety14yt62

2 ай бұрын

Man...I don't like Thancred...but I tough it out because I like Gunbreaker

@shionkreth7536

2 ай бұрын

Just remember that every class has thousands of idiots representing it. :D

"I am on the spectrum" and with that, Roy G. Biv fully embraced the hardships of being a basic XIV content creator.

damn the warrior part is unironically good motivation to actually get gud irl

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

We're all gonna make it, brother ✨💪😎

@castlesbard1547

3 ай бұрын

Make it happen, be the Warrior you want to be!

I was giggling the whole time but I got to red mage and im in tears XD the "No i'm not!" faint in the background made this whole thing for me xD

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

His VA is actual gold and he makes me cry-laugh whenever he sends me his lines. 🤣 So I'm glad you enjoyed it 💓🥰

@HezrouDhiaga

3 ай бұрын

​@Sufferhymn love it xD everyone was great but his - his was so good it just got to me so badly I was in fits. I really need to visit the quarantine zone on my viera just to soak in the stank of singular braincells rubbing together in the humid limsa breeze next time the region visits are available xD

@LofiBearGuy

3 ай бұрын

I love voicing for Sufferhymn haha. Just remember "I'm not a bad face 1 Au Ra Male... I'm noooooot"

Counterpoint: Summoners disrespect their enemies by killing gods with a funny looking rabbit which is objectively pretty funny. Also you missed Blue Mage... just like Square Enix...

@Grimnoire

2 ай бұрын

Wdym, that funny looking rabbit hasn't done shit since EW releasee, Bahamut is the only good ability and the rest of the primals have been there taking up space for an eternity enough already. At least Titan is finally usable...

@shadowboy0126

2 ай бұрын

@@Grimnoire hey my funny little rabbit does a little flip and it's very cute I demand an apology.

@Grimnoire

2 ай бұрын

@@shadowboy0126 sorry can't hear you over Ifrit-egi listening to find the flame with his air pods turned all the way up

@lanterns_glow

2 ай бұрын

My little Carbuncle wants to know where your location is bc he will hug you. Thene explode

As a Paladin main, you forgot to mention that while our shields are shiny, they're also the canonical reason why we give the most powerful backhanded slaps in Eorzea.

It was all laugh and jokes until my main came and suddenly I felt like a kid caught eating ice cream on the kitchen floor at 2 am... ("It's not like it! I can explain... IT'S NOT... NOO")

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

This is the best metaphor I have heard in a long time, holy 🤣

I love that following the “story” you know who the viera Lyon fell asleep to.

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

I wonder who it could be 🤔🤣🤣

@Max-ep5ir

3 ай бұрын

female Asmongold

@josephgregorowicz5135

3 ай бұрын

If ya know, ya know.

@doinyourdad_6969

3 ай бұрын

Who is it?

@SniperKing-O

2 ай бұрын

​@@Max-ep5ir*Waggles eyebrows*

As a completely unbiased Reaper and Gunbreaker main, I feel this is 100% accurate.

Now all you’re missing is a “my 10 reasons to play X” video and you’re truly embracing the FF14 content creator trend.

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

Maybe next April Fools, I'll hit 'em with a 'What to do if you are bored in FF14,' and say, 'Play something else,' like the hard-hitting creative I am ☝😎

Nah but for real though. Why does my main job have to be represented by fucking Thancred...

@deanospimoniful

3 ай бұрын

At least it's not Urianger.

@shionkreth7536

3 ай бұрын

The weapon will always be the star of the show, either way..

@Jeezes718

2 ай бұрын

Because the scions needed a permanent tank and it sure as shit wasn't gonna be the twins, Shakespeare, or the blind cat.

@ryxtan

2 ай бұрын

Better than fucking Alphinaud...

What if I play everything because my ADHD doesn't get enough dopamine from playing one class only. Wait I think I just answered my own question. Where am I again?

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

Actual golden comment 🤣

Roy: Hi I’m Roy G. Biv and I’m on the Spectrum! Me: OMG sam- oh…

My day was going pretty badly until I saw that Sufferhymn had uploaded. Thank you for all your amazing content sir it always puts a smile on my face!

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

I'm sorry to hear your day was going badly, but I am very grateful to hear that I could improve it. So thank you very much 💓🥰 I'm really glad you enjoyed it 🤩✨💕

As someone who plays White Mage and Dancer, can confirm, am a women

I want to see every Frontline match have nothing but 72 pictomancers crashing ppls games in a whimsical clusterfuck

Totally accurate: as a monk myself i do indeed scratch my balls and sniff the hand. It helps keeping the optimal drift on.

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

Ah, so THAT'S why they do it 🤔

@justrosie7521

2 ай бұрын

Ballshine > Ballshine > Ballshine > Ballshine

@vjopepirozhok

2 ай бұрын

@@adrammelechthewroth6511 you have a potential. Try monk ;)

As a Reaper, and not to be biased or anything, thank you to aknowledge such perfection this job is! 🖤

@Sufferhymn

2 ай бұрын

She's AI generated, using a voice of a close friend of mine who I paid in return 😇🥰 She'll be back in the next mainline with heaps of sass for sure 💓🐱

Never been so humbled in such a short space of time, 10/10 would recomend to a friend

Honestly the reality of Scholar is you're a Summoner player who wants to skip the long queue times so you take the healer role that you level along with your main job lol

As a Dark Knight and Reaper fan, I agree, they're awesome. Can't wait for the dark caster class, the Satan Worshipper.

As a male highlander dancer, what ever was bleeped out was most likely accurate

I was readying my Scythe when you were reaching to Reaper, good on you for not miss-stepping... (Great video and visuals!

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

Thank you, Sam. I appreciate it a lot. 🥰💓 It's also just the obvious truth regarding Reaper's being the perfect embodiment of beauty and grandeur. It's funny as well how Reaper mains tend to make really good video content🤔🤔

i come back every now and then for the red mage section, it reliably makes me cry

i noticed a distinct (yet absolutely intentional and completely valid) lack of Blue Mage lmao

2:22 The duality of the two conflicting remaining braincells of a Dark Knight. x3

The whiplashes of beautifull ability showcases to them pulling off gmod mowtendoo facial expressions is cathartic

@Sufferhymn

2 ай бұрын

Thank you, I feel like the whiplash is part of the viewing experience 😂

I love how bias Suffer is with his favorite jobs. What a legend.

Can’t believe fish mains were missed clearly the most over powered class in game 😂

I, reaper, was SO emotionally prepared to be insulted to the worst possible outcome. 😂

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

You can't insult perfection, as that would imply Reapers have flaws, which they do not ☝😎

@meguryzer9689

3 ай бұрын

I expected that as well considering Reaper is one of the most easiest classes and edgy as fuck, lmao.

@RaiuShinohana

2 ай бұрын

@@Sufferhymn A melee dps with two heals, a double teleport, 3 different hight-potency nuke abilities, and a 10% max hp shield that heals you and your team on a 30 sec OGCD. You speak NO LIES.

@ValbrandrLeonhardt

2 ай бұрын

​@@RaiuShinohanayeah, I really think Reaper is the best melee dps in the game. Absurd damage and survivability with a very easy rotation.

@spacemarine6212

2 ай бұрын

​@@ValbrandrLeonhardtOne has to be a total dipshit to die as one Good thing I'M THAT EXACT DIPSHIT CAUSE I SUCK SHIT AT THE GAME

Lol Tyr's advanture plate had me 😂

@DeadMimicked

3 ай бұрын

Never would've thought she'd be working as an e-thot for her brother with cancer... She's still a ho but now I feel bad😂

The only pickup line I ever need is "Yeah, I play Dark Knight."

He missed the part about bards eternally lamenting the fact that they thought that Archers would turn into Rangers. Bard: The Eternal regret job 😂

I am deeply offended by how perfectly accurate every word you said was. Especially about bards. I must go polish my pennies to silence the voices now.

@Sufferhymn

2 ай бұрын

The last part of your comment absolutely got me, so thank you 🤣

and Sol makes the 8th fellow viera man I've seen with the dawn-timeline goatee. Go team face 4!

'white mage and dancer, played by women'. hey, don't call me out like that! also, i play healer because i like to hold people lives in my hands. >:)

@Sufferhymn

2 ай бұрын

I agree, the rare times I play WHM the power-trip I feel is astounding ☝😎❗❗

@lordmetallium9678

2 ай бұрын

Lol XD

@Jeezes718

2 ай бұрын

​@@Sufferhymn BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LILY!!!

"The next time you meet your Summoner friend in public" Implying Summoners actually go outside 😂

I love how I'm somehow the exact opposite of the Red mage description but it's still my favorite class

the Matt Berry-esque narration is *chef's kiss*

you can't stop me from eating 9 tubs of Vaseline in one sitting

@Sufferhymn

2 ай бұрын

He's ascended 😱

@Nuinwing

16 күн бұрын

We can't but I'm pretty sure your heart can.

Glad I'm not the only one who feels less motivated to main a Job if an important character in the MSQ is already using it

Your Matt Berry impression is spot on.

I picked white mage, so I can ride around on a unicorn like that pathetic brony I am. 😂

The Script was perfect for a Matt Berry impression haha

@Sufferhymn

2 ай бұрын

Thank you! I had to bring the British out of me quite a lot to make it work, 😂So I appreciate it a lot 🥰💓

As a ninja main I can vouch that I am an absolute legend who knows my job well.

As a Dragoon player I was honestly surprised that you didn't rip us apart like everyone else does lol

Kan-E smoking a fucking durry is my lifeblood

@Sufferhymn

2 ай бұрын

The stress of healing finally turned her into a durry muncher. 😂

The warrior one made me feel all of those things even though I'm not really any of them (except for the self loathing part, that was spot on). Bravo for insulting me so hard it actually turned into a self-gaslight

Roy G. Biv isn't on the spectrum. He is the spectrum.

As a Drk, Rpr, Ast, Mch main I 100% agree with everything that is said in this list.

Dead ass always viewed my bunboy having Matt Berry's voice. Thank you for making this 🤣🤣🤣

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

I love that even looking at your avatar now, I could totally tell 🤣 Thank you for watching! 🥰

As an AST main who has to deal with other AST mains, you somehow painted a clearer picture of what it means to be an AST main than I ever could have.

@Sufferhymn

2 ай бұрын

Holy, summed up perfectly with the 'Has to deal with other AST mains." 😂😂

As someone who mains Dark Knight and swaps into Ninja and Reaper as needed I am happy to say your video is 100% accurate. I cannot spell rouge either

As someone who plays RPR and DRK primarily, I am pleased with this outcome.

as a drk/rpr player i cant believe you got it so right.

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

What can I say, as a Dark Knight main, it's impossible to be incorrect. ☝😎❗❗

what if i play ALL the jobs? does it mean im some uber super cool guy thats beyond this realm......or just autistic?

I am not ashamed of adding to where the Most Played section belongs.

It makes me happy that people like this play ffxiv❤

It got pretty real at the SAM part, but that just made it all the more funny. Good stuff.

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

Thank you!🤣🥰

@shionkreth7536

3 ай бұрын

It definitely was a "...well he's not WRONG." moment.

Reapers are just worse Samurais :)

“Afraid of gay people” That really low “no im not” Haha 😂😂

As a Drk main, I am totally ok with this.

Being a Reaper main and a Vtuber, I effectively break all the natural laws by simultaneously being the paragon of umbral majesty and an attention-seeking twat worth fuck-all. 🙃Amazing work!

@Sufferhymn

2 ай бұрын

'Paragon of Umbral Majesty' as a description legit goes so hard, and the rest of your comment made me actually laugh out loud so thank you 🤣😍

@XenoriethNova

2 ай бұрын

@@Sufferhymn Glad to be of service. 😁

Accurate Dragoon depiction with no overused and lame jokes. 10/10 video.

@Sufferhymn

2 ай бұрын

Thank you very much! 🥰💓

As a Bard main with frequent suicidal thoughts, good video

That white mage intro is crazy

My day has been made immeasurably better, thank you Sufferhymn. 10/10 would get insulted in a hilarious but skillful manner again.

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

I'm glad it made your day better! Thank you for watching and for the super kind words too 🥰💓

Yo just wanted to mention on-top of the great script, the editing on this was phenomenal!

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

Thank you! 💓🥰 I appreciate that a tonne, any comments about my editing are always very meaningful so I am very grateful to hear that 🥰💓

Jokes on you I ERP as tech support in front of the waking sands.

As a GNB main I gotta say you‘re right but the coolness of the job makes up for Tankred being a lil vanilla himbo, and you very much surprised me with the lack of bolide jokes 😮 (also RPR deserves lots of love, best DPS by far❤)

@Sufferhymn

Ай бұрын

This is very true. The Job action trailer for DT also shows how right you are 🤩✨

The Red Mage part had me in TEARS

Kan-E-Senna smoking and exhaling in my face is now something I want to happen to me. What have you done?! D: Edit: I will never stop playing YGO

Scholar here….. my boy NAILED it!!

This is my first video ive watched from him. Ive learned something valuable though, and thats that hes an edgelord reaper and dark knight main

I am impressed, as ever, by your capacity for sick action shots juxtaposed with cursed gmod face sliders

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

Someone coined the term 'Gmod Anime,' in regards to my videos so your comment is perfect 🤣 Thank you 🥰💓

this is the best video ever made about FFXIV, there’s nothing topping it. Can’t wait what you will be cooking up for the teased „What your FFXIV Race says about you“ video 💀

counter argument for Paladin: Jocat

*hasnt even passed the intro yet* I already love this so much 😂

Finally the voices in my head get a representation via a KZread video.

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

Golden comment 🤣 Thank you, brother 😂

Lost it on dancer part. Piece of art as always

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

I ran it past my dancer friend (Blue haired bunboy) and they loved it, so I'm glad it made you laugh 🤩✨Thank you very much! 💓🥰

@ashisunblade

3 ай бұрын

@@Sufferhymn Bunnyboy dancer here, accurate! Well, at least in one of the listed aspects!

hey, monks passing down our sweaty t-shirts to our students is a noble tradition dating back to the arr job quests, i don't want to hear shit about it from someone who's favorite melee dps can be played on a ddr pad with three panels missing

Well being a black mage for the moment your right about everything except for one thing. Being over 30

Finally the viera with the iconic red shirt returns

first 5 seconds into the vid and im chucklin at roy gbivs spectrum

As a long term ninja player that has been faithful to it since 2014, the validation I feel hearing someone rant at people spelling Rogue as "rouge" was cathartic, even one of my closest friends who I've known for a decade says rouge and every time I have to internally go "No, no, it's not worth a fight with a close friend."

@Sufferhymn

2 ай бұрын

I'm glad it could resonate with you because my first MMO experience was playing a Blood Elf Rogue back in Burning Crusade when I was a literal child, and even then I could spell and say Rogue properly 🤣 So hearing about your own experience and the "No, don't correct them it's not worth it." was just as cathartic 😂😇

This man needs to be way more popular

The voiceover and script had me ROLLING, jesus christ. And it was you with a voice changer?! Holy hell mate, great work.

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

Thank you! I recorded these lines a month or two ago, which is why the visuals don't match the vocals 🤣 But I appreciate it a lot 💓🥰

You’re videos never fail to make me smile and laugh, and feel more happy for being a RPR main

@Sufferhymn

3 ай бұрын

Thank you, I'm really glad it made you laugh! 🥰💓 It's always nice to meet another walking embodiment of fine art too☝😎❗❗

All this did was make me realise Matt Berry is so much more than a voice.

As a dark knight reaper main I totally agree