“Just the two of us?” HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU WANT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀

@samzillabuddy3250

5 жыл бұрын

Noizy88 That’s the best part

@dr.s.choudhury8089

5 жыл бұрын

I LOLed so hard!! 🤣

@teddykila2999

5 жыл бұрын

Yess.. this is funny..

@Maxcraft12

5 жыл бұрын

at least 24

@saradanhoff6539

5 жыл бұрын

Three or fewer is easymode.

kid pulled a reverse card on an uncomfortable situation real fast 😂

@ProNorden

5 жыл бұрын

t s ó l a r i a, ..To addled liberals think it's precoscious/sophisticated for kids to be indoctrinated into degenerate perversion culture by degenerate Leftist "teachers" and media ?🤔 ✌

@ZacharyBittner

5 жыл бұрын

It's hilarious how people don't realize how annoying and pretentious this all sounds to normal people

@jauxro

5 жыл бұрын

@@ProNorden did you misspell something..? What were you trying to say?

@ZacharyBittner

5 жыл бұрын

@@jauxro he's saying liberals push this stuff on kids because liberals think that it makes them look fancy to be so politically correct and weird with gender and sexuality and thinks that pushing this trend on kids are just screwing up kids in the head. Honestly, I think we tell kids so much bullshit that they can survive just another stupid trend

@turtle869

5 жыл бұрын

t s ó l a r i a He dinked him 😂

"Have Fun" "I wouldn't just "Have" Fun. We would have to make that decision together with mutual consent and collaboration."

@Ulva0

3 жыл бұрын

God that is becoming a reality today and it’s depressing

@inkarnation6512

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ulva0 how is consent depressing?

@You-vm6yr

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ulva0 consent is cool bro

@tjenatjena7984

3 жыл бұрын

@@inkarnation6512 That's not what he meant

@inkarnation6512

3 жыл бұрын

@@tjenatjena7984 care to explain it to me then?

"and they're not girls, they're women" Kills me everytime

@Misaka-gt5yj

3 жыл бұрын

Amen and Awomen

@Toyon95

3 жыл бұрын

I imagined calling a 9-year old "woman" and it cracked me up XD

@dontpanic224

3 жыл бұрын

@@Toyon95 XD ye for real

@dawud4396

3 жыл бұрын

@@Misaka-gt5yj It is Amen only Amen is not sexiest thing. Amen is a hebrew word which mean ''let it be so''. It like saying human and huwoman.

@Merthalophor

3 жыл бұрын

that makes no sense, "boys and girls" - "it's woman" wat

*"Go to homecoming. I don't want to talk about anything ever again."*

@Weird-to-the-core

5 жыл бұрын

Adorable Tav profile pic ^w^

@trustworthy_hypocrite1838

5 жыл бұрын

@@Weird-to-the-core ikr he's so precious

@thehaloofthesun

5 жыл бұрын

Is that profile pic from Homestuck?

@verdantstarz

5 жыл бұрын

Homestuck pfp gang, lmao

I think it needs to be stressed how well that kid played his role in this. Amazingly well done!

@krebsebubrek552

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah dudeeee

@frankluis4653

4 жыл бұрын

@paviliceanu vlad yea its scripted but he's still a kid with great acting talent comedic timing and voice inflection

@slushu_6865

4 жыл бұрын

frank luis I think that was the joke. If you need clarification i think he meant that it was so natural that it didn’t feel scripted lol I’m so sorry if you already understood

@Ferelcapox7

4 жыл бұрын

right? the kid was great

@aaronlee5279

4 жыл бұрын

Right he did perfect

That delivery of "Get out of my House!" was absolutely pitch-perfect!

son : " what if there are two men, two girls or more" Dad: " more? "

@Bolat97

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah... really get me there

The Father's body language and facial expressions are absolutely masterful

@Ferelcapox7

4 жыл бұрын

well he's alternatino-man himself

"You look very handsome" "Thats gender coding bu-" *_"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE"_*

@Draliseth

5 жыл бұрын

I hadn't even heard of that until now.

@vgcc9723

5 жыл бұрын

@@Draliseth Me either

@adrenalinemadness3340

5 жыл бұрын

That got me dying hahahahaha

@brettbarnes1520

5 жыл бұрын

Im sorry but this gender confusion bs needs to go. A boy (xy) is generally referred to as handsome where as a girl (xx) is generally referred to as beautiful, lovely, sweet ect. When did EVERYONE become so retarded? For the record i mean that in its truest definition. Yall are WAY behind the average Knowledge of the world...#anitscienceisantiknowledge

@seb6259

5 жыл бұрын

Brett Barnes English please

"just the two of us?" "HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU WANT?"

While in the south: “Sex is a thing you don’t do. I won’t say what it is, just don’t do it.“

@garethbaus5471

3 жыл бұрын

Only slightly less bad in the midwest, plus it is very hard for a girl to have an abortion so lots of teen moms many of whom end up dropping out of high school.

@anonme_

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate AF. 🤣🤣🤣

@BiscuitDelivery

3 жыл бұрын

And then people in Alabama wonder why so many siblings get each other pregnant after 'playing doctor'.

@rynfornow3411

3 жыл бұрын

@@BiscuitDelivery Oh, shit!

@ThatSocratesguy

3 жыл бұрын

Didnt people in the South get married at very young ages

“I don’t want to talk about anything, ever again.”

@wickkidda

5 жыл бұрын

"Get out of my house!"

@kushpaladin

5 жыл бұрын

People still quote things they say in the video? Yes, we all saw the video and heard it....

@Buccarado

5 жыл бұрын

@@kushpaladin well you seem really fun to be with

@toussc

5 жыл бұрын

kade when people quote lines it’s because they thought it was funny so than other people can relate.

@ooferrell

5 жыл бұрын

@@kushpaladin ole fashion buzz Killington over here

Me as a father fear the day when my son is old enough to talk about the birds and the bees. Now I will have to talk about the whole animal kingdom.

@BruceMoolee

5 жыл бұрын

don't worry I'm sure there'll be an app for that by then.

@stefankrunic8188

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry mate, it'll be easy. I'm worrying about this situation...

@daniallau4717

5 жыл бұрын

Ayyyy lol. That's funny

@kuratr

5 жыл бұрын

dont forget robots and aliens

@corpmobb4134

5 жыл бұрын

gay af

My parents still haven't given me "the talk" yet. I guess they just let me learn it from the internet.

@shravanav993

3 жыл бұрын

If you don't mind answering, how old are you?

@theulmitter5725

3 жыл бұрын

@@shravanav993 15 lol

@kendrick2004

3 жыл бұрын

@Reinn Hardt Exactly, it can be great, but it can be awful as well.

@mr.anonymous7793

3 жыл бұрын

@@kendrick2004 how so

@PyrrhoVonHyperborea

2 жыл бұрын

Bad parenting 2020: "...let twitter give 'em _the talk!"_

I’m sorry but when he said “more” and turned his head I lost it🤣🤣

@MansSuperPower

3 жыл бұрын

I saw that too.

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" omfg i lose it, best dad ever!

@tpnaz

5 жыл бұрын

ikr lmao

@oreos3174

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly

@vijaykumar16391

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@TerenceHoefdraad

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@duckaboo3855

4 жыл бұрын

Any reason your name is a manga?

At that age I was more worried about fitting as many games as possible on a goddamned floppy drive.

@boshvasara1868

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha same here brother

@l00pd3l00p

5 жыл бұрын

The actor is apparently 16.

@boshvasara1868

5 жыл бұрын

@@l00pd3l00p I was still like that at 16

@fromthe4621

5 жыл бұрын

@@l00pd3l00p he looks about 11

@videohound2005

5 жыл бұрын

So that's what they called it.

This kid has excellent timing. Normally child actors fall flat in comedy but his delivery was 👌🏾.

It's crazy how he goes from 18 to 50 between videos.. and kills it every time. 😆

I’m not gonna lie I feel this guy is carrying Comedy Central (other than key a peele)

@vonparzival1078

4 жыл бұрын

Key and Peele: are you sure about that?

@vonparzival1078

4 жыл бұрын

@Raphael Gallo oh I see, thanks

@dudearnav

4 жыл бұрын

South Park: *Let me Introduce Myself.....*

@babateru1941

4 жыл бұрын

@Raphael Gallo I think their old videos and reuploads still bring more money to Comedy Central than anything else...

@jadeemperor1616

4 жыл бұрын

Is impractical jokers a joke to you?

“Just the two of us?” “Yes just the two of you! How many people do you want Colin??!”

@abandonedmuse

5 жыл бұрын

I died laughing at that

This was my first thing I saw from Alternatino and I thought it's an actual show. Man I was so disappointed that this is not an actual tv show.

@DefaOmega

2 жыл бұрын

But it is. It's a sketch show with 10 episodes that came out in 2019.

The “GET OUT OF MY HOUSE” got me laughing so much that my mom ran to my room and thought that something bad happened🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@vikiokweel214

Жыл бұрын

*hard

@isaacmatthews3714

Жыл бұрын

@@vikiokweel214 soft

" what if 2 men 2 women, or more." "More?!?.."

@bruhahaha

4 жыл бұрын

orgies

@dr.s.choudhury8089

4 жыл бұрын

That part was hilarious 😂

@boono2912

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe animals are involved never rule out!

@321boom4

4 жыл бұрын

COMBINE THE GENES MAKE THE SUPERIOR RACE STACK PRINGS STACK THE FUTURE

@hansandhispanzerfaust6236

3 жыл бұрын

30.... Each gender...

He sees very fixated on the possibility of multiple partners.

@milelopata9509

5 жыл бұрын

He's a little confused, but he got the spirit

@davidbeppler3032

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with that.

@PureGold197

5 жыл бұрын

kid's a freak

@xgullafter9590

5 жыл бұрын

@@davidbeppler3032 when you look like a fetus, it's at the very least a bit odd

@davidbeppler3032

5 жыл бұрын

@@xgullafter9590 but if you were Bill Gates fetus... the possibilities are endless.

When the acoustic stops whenever the son replies and starts back up when the father begins the lecturing again hahaha

This kid's delivery is fantastic.

*Dad: "Son"* *Son: "Did you just assume my gender?!"*

@tyen2235

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@lazyken6468

4 жыл бұрын

It should have been $@(:5683#^%: *”Did you just assume my....existence?!”*

@Kineceleren

4 жыл бұрын

And people complaint when father beat their kids

@feezlfuzzl564

4 жыл бұрын

I've never actually seen anyone say that in real life, other than as a joke.

@knighthart

4 жыл бұрын

is that Griffy reference lol

“And I’m playing the traditional male role?”

@agoogleuser4859

4 жыл бұрын

GET OUT OF MY KZread! *have fun

@jonashulse5883

4 жыл бұрын

You're so funny for quoting a part in the video everyone just watched

@justinnamuco9096

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonashulse5883 why did he quote that tho

@hawkeyemihawkgettingmoneylord

4 жыл бұрын

@@justinnamuco9096 people just like commenting parts they find funny its not hard to understand

@justinnamuco9096

4 жыл бұрын

@@hawkeyemihawkgettingmoneylord that's my point

*"GET OUT OF MY HOUse-"*

I love how it's called Alternatino. It's my Alternative when I run out of Key and Peele skits. XD and he's doing FANTASTIC

When he said "Get out of my house" I died😂😂

@turtle869

5 жыл бұрын

@ItsYo Boyyy Same

@JoybuzzerX

5 жыл бұрын

My first thought was, "I would've said, shut the fuck up." :p

@seriousreview8371

5 жыл бұрын

He literally pulled the sole of Jimmy Fallon out of him to do that

@brazenserpent7

5 жыл бұрын

Rest in Peace

@cocoanerd17.-.

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

Just talk in terms the kid will understand. “Coo-coo” “pio-pio”

@HughMungus777

3 жыл бұрын

Worst fucking comment.

@refalvyfatih6978

3 жыл бұрын

@Hugh Mungus it’s still fucking worth it

@shrek19yearsago78

3 жыл бұрын

No its not fucking worth it

@felianya

3 жыл бұрын

Y'all salty in the reply section I'm dying XDDDD

@starfish444

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, Coo-Coo Pio Pio🤣🤣🤣

The acting, the realistic reactions of the father, the regret on his face when right after he said Get out of my house.

The kid is a great actor 😀. Played it to perfection

"The Talk" these days is how to use incognito mode...

@WalnutSpice

4 жыл бұрын

"Hey son, I needed to use your computer for a moment and found a few things. I'd like to introduce you to a friend named "ctrl+shift+n""

@blanco7726

4 жыл бұрын

Dont you figure that out yourself lol

@igoresque

4 жыл бұрын

@@WalnutSpice or rather dad should introduce himself to a word "privacy" and his son to a friend named "personal user account"

@irradiatedice98

4 жыл бұрын

@@WalnutSpice and if someone walks in he should use alt+tab

@LukasFink1

4 жыл бұрын

@@irradiatedice98 ctrl+alt+f1

I thought he died for being a terrible translator for the mob bosses

@sundaymourning5329

4 жыл бұрын

That one was SO good!!! 😂😂😂

@blueberrywitheyes4934

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@emreevo8

4 жыл бұрын

I think that's the role he is best known for. Everyone is talking about the translator. Me including.

@nobitanobi1891

4 жыл бұрын

I swear to God if I see this comment one more time under one of alternatinos video...

@Agent-ch2lg

4 жыл бұрын

@@nobitanobi1891 challenge accepted

I love how the music kept speeding up and sounded more tense just as he was losing his patience, really well thought-out.

OH MY GAWD, this is the third of your videos I am seeing, I LOVE YOU. This is insane comedy. Fantastic!!!!

“More?” *confused head tilt*

@salexander3801

5 жыл бұрын

TheStarToTheRight listen 😂, ingenious acting

@MR-nl8xr

5 жыл бұрын

Yea, that one was 🤣

I can't imagine how hard parenting in 2040 would be

@chaddelong998

3 жыл бұрын

"don't stick that thing somewhere you might lose it. now... evacuate from my peripherals."

@Remmy-wp7oe

3 жыл бұрын

@Isaac Fernandez Have you like...heard of Europe?

@amanhasnobody3415

3 жыл бұрын

@Isaac Fernandez With Trevor Noah and other liberal KZread channel as their main source, a significant portion of teenagers are getting this crap everyday. Maybe the chant "Death to USA" has a point.(Not in killing the people way but their export in ideology.)

@robertidonotsharemyfullnam496

3 жыл бұрын

same bur in spanish

@robertidonotsharemyfullnam496

3 жыл бұрын

@Isaac Fernandez sweety.. even in poland's little towns they have pride parades these days. and good so !

“ Father come here.” “Yes...?” “I think it’s time WE have the talk.”

And This was 4 years ago. It has escalated quite a lot now.

@wkadalie

9 ай бұрын

Kids can identify as animals or helicopters now. Honestly how did we let this happen.

1:14 - "But I'm just talking about normal, straight..." - "Normal? Come on dad". 😂😂 Gets me everytime.

@samandrew5643

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@letmyt3156

3 жыл бұрын

@Jack Marsden Normal is defined by the majority which straight people are.

@YamiRovi25

3 жыл бұрын

@@letmyt3156 then the term should be "common", not "normal"

@letmyt3156

3 жыл бұрын

@@YamiRovi25 "Okay here we go. Let me ask you this. Son are you attracted to women?"

@joshuakoshy500

3 жыл бұрын

@Jack Marsden well they were only men and woman since the creation of mankind, changing the most basic law won't be easy to be practised, if I see a female human then she is a female, the same goes for men. Sexual preferences isn't confusing because it's pretty simple but Non-binary, genderfluid people can be very complex to some people and hard to understand, even the most illiterate person knows who is male and whos female, when u go tell them ur genderfluid, they will be confused.

“Are you into women?” “Yes... but I’m young.” *Disappointed movements*

@spatchmo6938

5 жыл бұрын

@@SimonKanner-si3it and your kid will have lost nothing of value from his life

@alandgomez5905

5 жыл бұрын

@@spatchmo6938 LOL

@9yearsago113

5 жыл бұрын

Nate Alexander ?? He would have lost a farther.

@coitip2920

5 жыл бұрын

@@spatchmo6938 well a gays life has to have value to lose anything of value to that life. So yea I guess your right

@cmshottie62

5 жыл бұрын

@@spatchmo6938 no father or mother

The kid is what will push us forward to the better world

I'm 70, thank God. Were I in my 20's or 30's by now, I would never, ever, get married, let alone have any offspring.

@lordofdarkdudes

3 жыл бұрын

I think you still would have. Im fairly sure and hoping that you and your wife were both in agreement to get married and have kids. That has not changed, its more that the pepole who dont agree to it wont be forced in to it.

@Aranarth78

3 жыл бұрын

The world is still going into a wall, it just greatly accelerated. Willing to have offspring these days is, in my opinion, and for the most part, selfish and criminal.

@lordofdarkdudes

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aranarth78 Are you on crack or just an edge lord?

@Aranarth78

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordofdarkdudes Why are you so aggressive?

@lordofdarkdudes

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aranarth78 Was it?

As a father of 13 years old, this is half funny half scary XD

@LIBROSPARATODOS

4 жыл бұрын

Good Luck!! Hahaha :C

@Bashar3A

4 жыл бұрын

@@LIBROSPARATODOS Thanks 😅

@stillnotspicy

4 жыл бұрын

As someone who will have a kid within the next 10 years, this is just all scary.

@chubydukskruber7969

4 жыл бұрын

Good luck man! It sounds hard to be a father at such a young age.

@Bashar3A

4 жыл бұрын

ChubyDukSkruber haha. Depends on difficulty. Someone put mine on Nightmare Mode and I don’t know how to change it 😅

I know it was by design but man I could feel the fathers frustration lolol.

@Thouse_Muchachos

5 жыл бұрын

@@4675636b596f755954 ~xD "Oh Hi Mark! Hi ISIS"

@saradanhoff6539

5 жыл бұрын

@nikola poyukov Dont worry. Alabama christians are already instituting Sharia. You'll be able to give your kids the dystopian hellworld you dream of soon

@studentoflife8532

5 жыл бұрын

@nikola poyukov wow so much testosterone. Act tough on the internet or irl all you want but in the end ur still a piece of shit and no amount of muscles or manliness will change that. I know like so many homosexual males and people who watched anime who are way more successful and important than you. Criticize all you want, in the end you'll never be able to compare.

@desnicar

5 жыл бұрын

@@studentoflife8532 >successful >freaks Good for them I guess. They're still freaks though.

@studentoflife8532

5 жыл бұрын

@@desnicar still living good comfortable lives. Your opinion and rants ON THE INTERNET mean nothing. Cause thats all you could do. Be a bitch online.

ahahahaha the music stop and continuing was just amazing

I’m home schooling my kids after this one

I'm so glad KZread recommended alternatino to me.

@happydrumstick5371

5 жыл бұрын

fiddlers green same

@mattiasxxxx7096

5 жыл бұрын

same - you have to watch The World's Worst Translator- Alternatino

@JohnDavis-ju8ho

5 жыл бұрын

fr I've been binging them for the last hour

@judek1170

5 жыл бұрын

They needa put up more of his vids

@BloodyBulwark

5 жыл бұрын

That'll do KZread. That'll do.

"What if Emily wants to top dad?"

@Sammipewpew

5 жыл бұрын

Im dead 😂

@poodychulak

5 жыл бұрын

She'd have to get consent from his dad.

@phantomtq

5 жыл бұрын

So its not just 2 of them

@VenomFaiz03

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot a very important comma and it is much better this way.

@machigiceb7788

5 жыл бұрын

"so that would definitely not be vaginal, right dad?"

Terrific!! How is it possible I got recommended to this until now in the year of 2023!!!!

So underrated, an amazing sketch!🤣🤙

So funny he almost broke at the end, I can only imagine how many takes this took. Kid was phenomenal

@Huyle18

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah you can tell he is trying so hard to hold it in.

@dameanic11

2 жыл бұрын

"kid" that's gender stage coding bruh chillout dude :0

@ber2996

4 ай бұрын

That was part of the act, he didn't intend to scream to his son

“And I’m playing the traditional male role?” 😂😂🤣🤣

This is my favorite video of all time! I feel the dad’s pain.

This was their best sketch I have seen so far... 🤣🤣🤣

"and I'm playing the traditional male role?" I lost it, 12yos can't buy strapons

@TheDjdog0

5 жыл бұрын

But they can still obtain them.

@baderminahdin9450

5 жыл бұрын

wait what

@askshadowboltmoon1476

5 жыл бұрын

@@baderminahdin9450 Amazon and much more

@klaaskool1563

5 жыл бұрын

You don't need to buy strapons... you can use anything. handle sides of spoons, controllers, charger cables, rolled up posters, pack of cookies etc.

@askshadowboltmoon1476

5 жыл бұрын

@@klaaskool1563 roll up posters?! Wat

*"I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING, EVER AGAIN"* LMAO

@bigchungus920

3 жыл бұрын

@OnThisSideoftheSky I would get mad at myself for letting him grow up that way

Bring this back!!! I loved it😂

"More?" That line killed me. I've only seen Arturo in Narcos but since I've seen Alternatino I'm glad this guy is on CC.

in 50 years: did you just assume my partner is human?

@Mintlll

4 жыл бұрын

In 50 years + now: DID YOU JUST ASSUME THIS BEING IS CONFORMED TO ILL MODERNIZED CONSTRICTED BELIEFS SUCH AS A PARTNER SYSTEM

@iblame_nargles

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously I’m biased because I automatically disagree with your guys’ politics but could you come up with a joke that’s actually funny for a change? I can deal with intolerance but I draw the line at unfunny “jokes”.

@user-wq9mw2xz3j

4 жыл бұрын

@@iblame_nargles We don't need to come up with funny jokes, you are one lul

@iblame_nargles

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-wq9mw2xz3j Damn, the classic "no u". Welp, looks like *this* liberal got owned by facts and knowledge. Man, I'm a big beta soyboy cuck etc. etc. Hope y'all have a nice day getting into pointless internet fights! Hope you guys are staying safe!

@user-wq9mw2xz3j

4 жыл бұрын

@@iblame_nargles "pointless internet fights" -the guy who couldn't get it out of his mind that a person wrote a joke that he found offensive and thus started arguing

I'm going to do this to my dad. Once he gets back from the store. It's been 14 years....

@1stchildofThorn

4 жыл бұрын

Doc well When he comes back ask him if he’s seen mine. My dad went to the store 19 years ago and has never been back since. I thick he was caught in traffic 🤷🏿‍♂️

@cau3679

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@jinraigami3349

4 жыл бұрын

That's sad.

@katsan9155

4 жыл бұрын

So how did it go?

@OfficialAnarchyz

4 жыл бұрын

Likes suckerrrr

This is just perfect!!!!!! Everything about it!!

If only health class were that informative lmao

How my dad explained it to me: "The condoms and pills didn't work. That's how you were made."

@konojotaroda9109

3 жыл бұрын

Dario definately said that

@Melancholy308

3 жыл бұрын

sad.

@goodafternoonworld4456

3 жыл бұрын

Accident

@billyrobinson6815

2 жыл бұрын

How my dad explained it, daddy made a mistake involving a rodeo clown called your mom, now 6 years after that mistake he has to show you a magic trick, close your eyes son... And like that our one sided game of hide and seek began...

@TedEhioghae

Жыл бұрын

@@Melancholy308 "Sad..." but then abortion is not sad, right?

-That's gender-coding, but... -GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

@vasudev8957

3 жыл бұрын

I didnt understand this can u explain

@enigmus7962

3 жыл бұрын

@@vasudev8957 just the whole situation was uncomfortable for the dad, and he was telling his kid to just go to homecoming, and the last part , the gender coding thing, made him take a fiercer more direct tone and phrasing in telling his son to go to homecoming.

@joaopedroandsan2172

3 жыл бұрын

Why handsome is gender coding?

@nguyenpham3593

3 жыл бұрын

@@joaopedroandsan2172 handsome is often used to compliment men, not women

@nguyenpham3593

3 жыл бұрын

@Ramon well, that's why I explained it to him 🤨

This is amazing!

The *GET OUT OF MY HOUSE* had me 😂

2:16 “Dad, how do I look?” “Heteronormative” was what I thought would be the reply 😂

@natranja6025

5 жыл бұрын

Colin it the dad?

@pvteagle9472

5 жыл бұрын

muggerfugger well the father still thinks normal 😂

@RackedandStacked

5 жыл бұрын

is that the "correct" answer?

@omiorahman6283

5 жыл бұрын

@@RackedandStacked there is no correct answer.

@omiorahman6283

5 жыл бұрын

@@RackedandStacked not because of Frankfurt schools ,bankers or PC stuff but because beauty is on the eye of the beholder and different people have different taste different society are different I can wear some clothes in some places and could get shot for wearing them in other places .

An actual funny show is back on comedy central? About damn time.

@foxmeister7086

5 жыл бұрын

@@LittleX100 in my opinion the only watchable shows on there now is tosh.0 and south park, that's it.

@timmystitch55

5 жыл бұрын

Fox Meister is that the name alternatino?

@foxmeister7086

5 жыл бұрын

@@timmystitch55 yeah I guess so, I just found out about this show too. I'll see how long it takes before it gets super liberal and is ruined.

@foxmeister7086

5 жыл бұрын

@Jimmy Strudel I started watching more skits and you're right. Immigration shit, the same boring jokes about trump. I guess that one skit had its moment.

@Fishlipsandbabyhands

5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Strudel it’s making fun of leftist identity politics dumbass

Even after 4 years, this is relatable...

Haha one of best vids ever!!

0:36 Even the music is shocked and stops playing lmao

@zr5264

3 жыл бұрын

Yusuf Jinadu 😂😂😂

Bruh he looks and sounds like he’s 10 years old

@alexanderbohart1550

5 жыл бұрын

@@ziggytheman5695 what kind of elementary school has homecoming

@the_blind_hearing6

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderbohart1550 the fictional ones, I guess

@itsrainingricebabies5113

5 жыл бұрын

The rap Bros not to disagree but I personally know this person and he’s 16

@alexanderbohart1550

5 жыл бұрын

It's raining Rice Babies well he sure doesn’t look like one

@favonjames6407

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao hes 16 i go to school with him

From a heartwarming and serious conversation about something that would decide things...to an argument 😂😂😂

You were always the best in those ESL videos

Imagine this talk in another 10 years...

@tintinismybelgian

5 жыл бұрын

It won't be a talk. It will be a [yet-to-be-invented social media platform] conversation... with emoji.

@pattykrabbies

5 жыл бұрын

The parents will likely not be as confused in ten years probably

@JagerXIII

5 жыл бұрын

World’s gone to shit, speech is being policed now, misgendering someone is now punishable by law, 50 million more genders have been added, people are gonna get questioned if they’re straight, opinions contrary to the popular opinion will be silenced/censored, social justice court will be a thing, idk, hopefully none of that will happen but with how everything is playing out, who knows

@AzeKannagi

5 жыл бұрын

JagerXIII Yeah and I’m heavily considering home schooling because I already know the school is going to indoctrinate children into oblivion. Not my kids!

@jonzee9190

5 жыл бұрын

@@AzeKannagi damn right

"Get out of my house!"oh I felt the dad's pain XD

@theonthompson762

5 жыл бұрын

I’m with you I felt his pain too😳🤭😧

@tigerdalandan

5 жыл бұрын

I felt it too. 😂

@tigerdalandan

5 жыл бұрын

@youtube primer Really? Kill? I think that's dark. I guess punish, but not kill.

@Zqppy

5 жыл бұрын

@@tigerdalandan no, kill is accurate

@cloudstrife7566

5 жыл бұрын

@@saradanhoff6539 full spectrum of sexuality lmao😂😂😂😂

This kid still makes more sense than most of Twitter

I like the background music. It is melodic when the dad is talking but stops the second his son(or whatever he identifies himself as) interrupts him.

When he said "Get out of my house" I laughed so loud.😂

@srikarkandikonda605

4 жыл бұрын

I died there too. Awesome video!

@tinalamardion6126

4 жыл бұрын

Me too I didn’t get it until he shouted get out of my house

@gaiussuimuna6523

4 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂😂😂😂

"They're women" "No, son. You are 12. You are a boy. They are 12. They are girls. If you are a man you can start paying rent."

@timmystitch55

5 жыл бұрын

Dave Cooke their more ways then just that to be a man

@happydrumstick5371

5 жыл бұрын

Some men cant pay rent, such little boys

@timmystitch55

5 жыл бұрын

Happydrumstick I thank woman would rather a real man that can’t pay rent all the time then an ass how can pay rent you don’t have pay rent to be a man it’s could being a gentlemen etc holding doors open for woman and letting go in place Frist oping car doors and all doors and if she has kids and their father isn’t in Picture it take a real man to step up and be the dad the kid or kids don’t have

@davidbeppler3032

5 жыл бұрын

They did a video on that too. The kid owned the house and dad had to do the dishes at the end of that speech.

@timmystitch55

5 жыл бұрын

David Beppler for the love of comedy plz tell me the name of that video clip

"how many people do you want yes just the two of you!"

Arturo is a super talented comedian WE SHOUID SEE MORE OF HIM IN MORE MOVIES AND SERIES❤

This guy have the face to be the grandpa,dad and son at the same time.

@normalnow1879

5 жыл бұрын

Oh Jesus I see it now

@Elegant-Capybara

5 жыл бұрын

yup, now that you mentioned it, I see too

I am loving this actor so much xD the emotions seem freakin real and he's bloody hilarious!

@antoineolivier1287

4 жыл бұрын

He has a huge range. Amazing actor, and his English is flawless, being a native Spanish speaker.

@jirajosue8800

4 жыл бұрын

I love him in the worst translator episode

@condyrinc8691

4 жыл бұрын

Who could forget those wise words... 🕊 Coo-coo ~ Pio-pio ~

@konosmgr

4 жыл бұрын

Did this actor play in the tv series narcos? He seems familiar.

@safiunit4061

4 жыл бұрын

@@konosmgr yes narcos mexico, he played in narcos cartel de Cali

if my kid was like that id be like "Honey can we make another and give this thing to my parents"

@bk7256

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂bro fr

@ghiblil3314

3 жыл бұрын

So would I

@MDXspecial

3 жыл бұрын

So you hate your parents 😂

@inkarnation6512

3 жыл бұрын

So yoj would give away your child because it has different political and social views?

@TedEhioghae

Жыл бұрын

@@inkarnation6512 No, because he's woke.

Iv watched almost all the skits by comedy central, but hands down Alternatino is the funniest.

My dad just said to me one day, “You know how to have sex right?” And I said “yeh we learned it in health” and he goes “Shit that’s great I ain’t gotta say nothin”. We laughed for a minute and we never talked bout it again.

@tamval4259

4 жыл бұрын

KHarvick Fan1 oh wow.. y'all learn how to have sex?? 😂😂

@jakeneal7355

4 жыл бұрын

Tamununowari Valere, Yeh we learned in Health back sometime in middle school. I thought everyone did?

@dulohsuaib3265

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakeneal7355 everyone should but not every school in every countries care

@user-wq9mw2xz3j

4 жыл бұрын

@GazB ahaha what

@Shad0wBl0wer

4 жыл бұрын

@Pingers Bingers What the actual fuck was that sentence, bruh

"What about gender neutral people" *wholesome music stops*

@abdiaziizhaydar3527

5 жыл бұрын

Is there such a thing as gender neutral?

@LunykStormdragon

5 жыл бұрын

abdiaziiz haydar yes? obviously?

@abdiaziizhaydar3527

5 жыл бұрын

@@LunykStormdragon tried to know more about it. Got more confused

@psuede3775

5 жыл бұрын

@@abdiaziizhaydar3527 it's confusing cuz u will have to do mental gymnastics to believe it

@abdiaziizhaydar3527

5 жыл бұрын

@@psuede3775decided to remain ignorant about this subject. The chance of this shif affecting me is zero.

The music stopping and starting in the background...🤣🤣🤣

The way the background music cuts gets me everytime

Tbh I call everyone handsome. To be fair, I only speak to my dogs and cats. They're all handsome

@captainobvious90

5 жыл бұрын

Its easier to talk to cats and dogs nowadays, unless they start developing PC culture, and species fluidity as well.. Catdog was just the start 😯

@EKKing-wy2jq

5 жыл бұрын

Actually thats species coding, I refer to MY non-binary A-gender Canine as pawsome. Canines don't have hands and it's highly offensive to misidentify them

@jhaz3333

5 жыл бұрын

That’s so funny lmao I call everyone beautiful. We opposites

@oinkersboinkers7188

5 жыл бұрын

I call all pets handsome pant-sons because they are so handsome that they knock off everyone’s pants, son. ( it doesn’t matter the gender )

@SB-df8vi

5 жыл бұрын

Yes they are

I actually had a similar conversation with my kid, true story. Only there was a lot more eye rolling in real life, but now at least I have someone to go to when I have questions about sex :)

@ManuelHernandez-br6dy

4 жыл бұрын

Eric Michel 😂

@bhavya2825

3 жыл бұрын

9 months late reply but this is actually really sweet. We can all learn things from the newer generation

@oliverc.9442

3 жыл бұрын

I know that I am late, but is this comment framing the talk in a negative light? Because the joke of the episode is that the world is changing, not that the world is getting too pc, there Is nothing wrong with people understanding more about sex than it's just when a man and a woman have sex.

@bhavya2825

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliverc.9442 What how did you think this was negative lol. It's some dude talking about how he had a similar experience with their child and now they actually talk about it more openly and OP listens to what their kid has to say rather than it being a once-in-a-lifetime patronizing lecture. My man actually openly admitted that he believes that his kid knows more than he does... was this reply perhaps meant for another comment?

@oliverc.9442

3 жыл бұрын

@@bhavya2825 well, he said "only there was a lot more eye rolling, so I thought he was rolling his eyes at his son, because he was educating him on the world. I just thought he was like an alt right asshole who missed the point of the skits, but evidently not, it was just a wholesome comment

Play this on a loop in the US Congress constantly every day all year long

I always come back to this video 😂😂. "Get out of my house" 😂😂