“They act as if they are listless, overweight employees who don’t give a fuck” is a pretty hilarious jab

@piesho

2 жыл бұрын

Real Muslims don't curse. It's haram.

@galih_proto9949

2 жыл бұрын

@@piesho stay halal brother HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@orangesoda4535

2 жыл бұрын

Jab? That's a haymaker and a half.

@brianhenson70

2 жыл бұрын

@@orangesoda4535 what’s it a jab too if it’s america not really we gotta hear that shit everyday from weirdos

@orangesoda4535

2 жыл бұрын

@@brianhenson70 Bruh, that sentence structure made about as much sense as the ending to GOT season 8.

The real genius is limiting liquid volume to 3.4 fluid ounces because everyone outside of America looks at that and says "what the fuck is a fluid ounce?"

@Smiley5z

2 жыл бұрын

According to Google its 100ml and to Italians its just over 3 espressos

@heathwasson7811

2 жыл бұрын

Like Americans have any idea what an ounce is, other than 1/12th of a bottle of beer.

@whateverppl1229

2 жыл бұрын

@@heathwasson7811 you think amercians know what a fraction is? be more likely they'd say "I've got 2 shots worth of my beer left"

@Kyleplaysgames567

2 жыл бұрын

I'm American and even I don't know.

@maddyewton5802

2 жыл бұрын

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Americans are aware of fluid ounces.

Wearing his turban like a pirate’s scarf is the hidden gem😂😂😂

@youssefwenzhou

3 ай бұрын

nope they actually wear it like that. that excess part of the scarf is used to protect the face from sun or heavy wind.

@Richdadful

3 ай бұрын

Wearing turban like that is rare but it does exist in Afghanistan.

I wait for the comment saying: "As a terrorist I stand in awe at how accurately you describe our meetings. Does one of your writers have a part time job at the TSA???"

@BlueTyphoon2017

2 жыл бұрын

@Sakunta Dharma you do know it’s a joke comment right? Idk, I can’t tell if you’re playing along as a joke or if you actually think this random internet commenter is actually a CIA agent.

@kun4352

Жыл бұрын

@@BlueTyphoon2017 yeah ,right. wink wink ✨

@icantthinkofagoodusernamed

Жыл бұрын

@@BlueTyphoon2017 seems like you yourself have never heard of a joke because you don't know one when you see it.

@shirolee

2 ай бұрын

ROFL!!!!!!!

"Khalid! Khalid! It's like you've been living...*looks around cave*…well here" XD

@Doeff8

2 жыл бұрын

I cried from laughter

@Swagutha

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂i legit lol!!!

@mesirionyeemmanuel2842

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@valdie91285

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, that is what we all saw.

@sharpy8498

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, we got it thanks :)

its crazy how key literally has the face to play so many races and still looks right for the part

@armanshams6704

2 жыл бұрын

Yes except white and east asian 🤣

@Nayshjin

2 жыл бұрын

@@armanshams6704 he plays white in some sketches, it works

@johnman9386

2 жыл бұрын

He looks like white black and indian at the same time

@electric336

2 жыл бұрын

@@armanshams6704 Peele could play East Asian, though.

@kayanmanggala

2 жыл бұрын

And the accent

he can be indian ,native,libyan,black ,latin.. just name it. he will fit any of characters. what a legend

@fahripmd1629

Жыл бұрын

White?

@LittleRoCK181

Жыл бұрын

Libyan?

@sureyeah3678

Жыл бұрын

@@fahripmd1629 he's half white half black He can easily passed as a tanned white guy

@girl_bye5840

Жыл бұрын

Libyan is black dummy

@wiseman3107

Жыл бұрын

Racist comment

When he said "then DON'T be!!", I died. 2:42

Can we take the time to appreciate how great of a leader that man is. The person to his left is obviously shy and yet he was still listened to intently and even celebrated and credited for his thought.

@grandma650

2 жыл бұрын

They seem like very excepting people that don’t hate anyone in particular

@jonsnow8543

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@teoengchin

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonsnow8543 you know nothing Jon Snow

@ulyssessait

2 жыл бұрын

can someone explain the last scene with toothpaste? i dont get the jokes here on why they facepalm it

@pranavps851

2 жыл бұрын

@@ulyssessait TSA banned full size tubes of toothpaste and allows only travel size tubes, trashing their plans. Again.

Even if they got past the TSA, they probably aren’t prepared for those two guys that are gonna “drax them slounts”

@deesnutz334

2 жыл бұрын

Incase any terries feelin froggy

@Balloonbot

2 жыл бұрын

Squee-squee!

@falikoukhalilfofana9554

2 жыл бұрын

🤣👏🏿😂

@falikoukhalilfofana9554

2 жыл бұрын

You guys are the best 👏🏿🤣😂

@curtisash1271

2 жыл бұрын

True

"we can do damages incalculable" its the tone and accent that is hilarious to me. 😂

That “but when in re-a-li-ty” always cracks me up 😂

As a TSA worker, I feel proud of how impressed these gentleman are with our operations.

@joeshmoe6930

2 жыл бұрын

Lols.

@prosmokeprochokeantibroke

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my God I'm tired of keep moving, shoes off, follow the arrows in their brighten your day voice I'm like get a snickers lol

@aservant2287

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah like taking a stuffed teddy bear from an autistic 20 year old who happens to be American? You say this kids a threat but say nothing to Muslims who refuse to take off their head scarf. Lol. I feel safer knowing that you are on the job. Lol

@ginger_breadman

2 жыл бұрын

@@prosmokeprochokeantibroke : Sorry about your experience. We do undergo training to have better interaction with passengers. I hope you have had some positive experiences too.

@ginger_breadman

2 жыл бұрын

@@aservant2287 : We take passenger safety as a top priority. We also search all passengers without any discrimination.

The only thing more terrifying than TSA is the IRS

@brokenmask333

2 жыл бұрын

Not even Joker would fight them

@lukedziuball2298

2 жыл бұрын

CIA?

@TuneyDarko

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukedziuball2298 Nah, the IRS is built different

@nonamenoname5481

2 жыл бұрын

@Graf von Losinj so america works for swizerland?

@cmbells7736

2 жыл бұрын

Are yall children, the IRS is not inherently bad. You would be looking for CIA 😃

3:41 "What's going on over here? What's the situation over here?" I lost it.

2:28 the look 👀 on his face 😂

"it's like you've been living in a .... well here" lol

@Mandoww

2 жыл бұрын

@Miles Doyle you are deluded my friend

@yeshauditore2913

2 жыл бұрын

@Miles Doyle why are you forcing your religion unto him

@PulinPegu

2 жыл бұрын

Cave 😂

@erugochijioke1496

2 жыл бұрын

I lost it🤣🤣🤣

@byronrush9802

2 жыл бұрын

@@yeshauditore2913 it’s OK not to like them but they have the right to their own religion not all Muslims are terrorists just a miss guided ones let’s not forget Malcolm X was a Muslim it was ignorant of the truth at first until he came upon Jerusalem and discover all kind of believers in our different creeds and race

“Planes will rain down from the skies onto the infedels”. Perfectly delivered lol

@YungThreat1

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao that shit gets funnier Everytime I Hear it😂😂

@cristhianaresobo6001

2 жыл бұрын

then they danced and sang :D

@jeambeam3173

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the South Park episode lmao

@buddhapoquan5859

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@pacificbaitchunk4126

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 lmao

Idk why I started dying laughing when peele started singing after there plan 🤣😭🤣🤣🤣

"Planes will rain down from the sky!' Haha,wahelawahelalala alalala!"

@theprinceoftides6836

Жыл бұрын

Cue to the happy dance😄

1:12 Dadada damage is INCALCULABLE

@AlphaCentauri24

2 жыл бұрын

1:12 INCALCULELBLE

@nampresto143

2 жыл бұрын

Inculcaculalble

the way he says, "that don't give a FUCK.." really came from the heart haha

@BeechoMeats

2 жыл бұрын

hell yea that stood out lol hahaha

@lcglazer

2 жыл бұрын

double-edged comedy here: calling out terries and the reality of US government employees. ouch

@brandonvasser5902

2 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t acting anymore when he said that 😂

@AlexHockey-nk4wf

2 жыл бұрын

None of THESE guys even Muslim I bet..so chill...it's just comedy

@AlexHockey-nk4wf

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonvasser5902 You can't be serious.. you can't be that stupid.. is just comedy Central joke... Dude..

Every time i forget the regulations, i rewatch this masterpiece.

@willypps

7 ай бұрын

Underrated comment.🎉

Exactly my thoughts every time I take a plane. Glad someone made a skit out of it.

@michaeldoran4367

8 ай бұрын

78" veiny black COX glistening in the MOONLIGHT after exiting the BUTTTWHOLE of an old man who was the unwilling PARTICIPANT of some BUTTTWHOLE magic. Volleyball sized BALLZSAX with a 2" SHAFT, trying to enter the scene. "You're too short!" The 78" KOK shrugged. A Puerto Rican whipped out his WEENER on the school bus. 65" Diameter COK only 1" long. Bloody WEENER exits the BUTTTWHOLE of a Walmart employee's BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE DESTROYED. DEMOLISHED BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE WRECKED. Pieces of the bloody BUTTTWHOLE remains vacuumed up by a Honduran maid.

“Sneak in here for second?… I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news” 🤣

@aha8969

2 жыл бұрын

"Then don't be!"

@Joshua-dx7zn

2 жыл бұрын

"Well you are"

What makes this even more hilarious is that TSA misses most of the dangerous things that pass through their checkpoints... it is a massive expenditure for what is essentially the most elaborate show the world has ever seen

@slothlovechunk

2 жыл бұрын

I think that's the joke.

@damienkendrick1457

2 жыл бұрын

Aye, us populas lost the right to efficiant air travel and alot of freedoms

@bradd5651

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I once got a zippo lighter through tsa but at the same time they confiscated my hair cream although the container had like 3 daps left in it since the container itself was larger than 3.4oz I still had to trash it, not like I cared since it was practically empty anyways.

@tiny99990

2 жыл бұрын

​@@slothlovechunk yes... yes it is indeed. I don't know how many people actually know how ineffective the TSA is though, they think it might be effective, just nowhere near as "impenetrable" as in this skit. In reality we would be just as safe without the TSA than we are with it, not to mention we'd save billions by doing away with it. So while the joke is that the TSA isn't as effective as the sketch jokes about, the amount of enjoyment is directly related to how much or little you know, thats why I said "what makes this even more hilarious"

@tiny99990

2 жыл бұрын

@@bradd5651 lol yeah exactly machetes have been missed even it's depression to hear actually because even loaded guns have been missed, all sorts of knifes ranging from tiny to the machete I mentioned... I'd rather put the 8.9 billion in funding the TSA gets into NASA... course I'd like to take about 60 billion from our defense spending and give it to NASA too, but thats just me.

0:13 Peele hasn’t even said anything and I’m already laughing my ass off.

Ahhh yes thank you for reuploading these decade old sketches, brings back some good memories

I couldn't help but laugh when they said, "Curse the brilliant TSA" After calling them anti-terrorist commando's, that curse just got me laughing.😂

@NazriB

3 ай бұрын

Lies again? Ticket Master USD SGD

TSA, it's like living in a gated community in Florida.

@josephswafford9280

2 жыл бұрын

This is so right.

@skyserf

2 жыл бұрын

The rent has to be better than southern CA.

@dr.penguin9412

2 жыл бұрын

How so? I genuinely want to know. I’ve never lived in a gated community, let alone in one in Florida

@sinisterballer2592

2 жыл бұрын

@@dr.penguin9412 Not sure how it is in other cities but I live in a large one in Miami and while you have "car trap gates" there is only one armed guard (in FL EVERYONE is packing) and cars go through the exit and people can walk through the gates. Gives the great illusion of safety tho.

@sinisterballer2592

2 жыл бұрын

@@skyserf Rent is better here in Miami. However, with all of the people moving here from Cali and NY it's driving up the home prices and, by extension, the rent prices.

the reaction of Key at laptop joke is priceless 😂😂😂😂

Boy Key and peele do master the art of satire don’t they. Sheer brilliance.

Man this is perfect, the dialogue, the accents, the props, the location, even the jokes and puns are perfect.

@Sam-Ra

2 жыл бұрын

The accents were horrible.

@sycorez

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sam-Ra That why they were perfect

@Sam-Ra

2 жыл бұрын

@@sycorez Nothing is perfect.

@bo4Elite

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sam-Ra perfect is perfect!

@Sam-Ra

2 жыл бұрын

@@bo4Elite True, but it doesn't make it existent, so my point stands.

Keegan is the most racially ambiguous person ever.

@miltongonzalez5962

2 жыл бұрын

Vin diesel, pete davidson

@okaywhatevernevermind

2 жыл бұрын

Eric Andre ??

@miltongonzalez5962

2 жыл бұрын

@@okaywhatevernevermind he is clearly half black half jewish ala lenny kravitz

@AMAli-ct5df

11 ай бұрын

Keegan wins

@dillwont9235

3 ай бұрын

The Rock, hello

😂😂😂 the part where he has to interrupt the singing to break the bad news about the laptop idea is the best part

Pure Genius!!!!! I'm dyin' from beginning to end!!! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"what's going on over here? what's the situation over here?" lol the execution

"I don't sant to be the barrier of bad news" "Then don't be" "But you are" 😂😂

@racingsloth5770

2 жыл бұрын

the phrase is "bearer" of bad news...someone bringing bad news, not a barrier of bad news, which would be the opposite

@leizero

2 жыл бұрын

@@racingsloth5770 This is probably the most professional grammatical correction I've seen from someone in the yt comments.

@ebaocihc7085

2 жыл бұрын

@@leizero This is probably the most professional gramatical observation I’ve seen from someone in the YT comments

The way how the guy said “that’s a perfect plan how did it not work”made me dead cause the man looks so convince that his comrade brilliant plan would work 😂

This is genius. They all played their parts, even those who didn't speak.

"The damage is incalculable" xD i Lost it hahaha

“I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news, Than don’t be!!!” 😂 🤣

Fun fact: The scissor that they're talking about is a reference to the real event of students hi-jack a plane on March 30, 1971, in the Philippines with scissors as one of their weapons.

@DeathBringer769

2 жыл бұрын

People get their throat slit with even just a 1 inch blade in prison though. The rule is still silly and arbitrary (arbitrarily based on one single event and deciding to make that the hard and fast rule.) The same event could still happen again with 3 inch scissors just the same.

The comedy of this sketch is INCALCULABLE

Excellent sketch. Bravo. Reminds me a little of George Carlin's bit about airport security only providing the illusion of safety. That was prophetic 30 years ago.

@AdamBechtol

2 жыл бұрын

aye

@AlexHockey-nk4wf

2 жыл бұрын

Take it easy...ok don't let CNN get your Head is just a joke..and most Muslims are not bad people

@knightslayer8759

Жыл бұрын

"Exit Door Procedure at 30,000 Feet.. The Illusion of Safety" - Tyler Durden

@granthamicus

6 ай бұрын

And yet, has their been a bomb detonation or otherwise hijacking of a commercial airliner during a domestic US flight since 2001?

TSA is just the 1st line of defense. We have deployed Karens everywhere. Good Luck.

@theprinceoftides6836

Жыл бұрын

Yup, they're way scarier and more annoying 🤪.

Omg! The accent, body language, the happy song shaking his body 😂😂😂😂😂 everyone on that sketch is so on point!!!! The location is the best of all 😂😂😂 with picture of the man who always hide inside the cave after bombing others! PERFECTO! 👌🏽

This is the most entartaining show I have ever watched in all my life, I thank you Key and Peele Signed, Slappil

It’s so true “ TSA ACTS LIKE THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK, but they do” 🤣 🤣 🤣

The face work of the guy in between key & peele is masterful

@yadday5153

2 жыл бұрын

Yup. Glad you noticed.

@theprinceoftides6836

Жыл бұрын

Truth. Yup, let's give him a shout😅.

"Khaleel, it's like you've been living in a... here" LMAO

I would not be able to hold it together when Jordan came in with that “Kaaliiiiiiiiif….” The damage is INCCAACALCULABLUL!!

Every single one of these actors are killing it lmfao too funny

"Its like you've been living in a ...uhh here"😂🤣🤣🤣

As a former TSA employee, I have a special appreciation for this skit

I work for the TSA and this makes me feel better about myself

These guys are national treasures... dying

This is nothing short of a stroke of genius!

@markekar6021

2 жыл бұрын

really?

@SunnyJha1810

2 жыл бұрын

That's what she said.

Peele - "I don't want to be the bearer of bad news …." some guy - "Then don't be".

Jordans’ “kindly interrupting” is so insanely funny

This how i feel bout the tsa too when im flying lol. So limited.

@worstgamer1162

2 жыл бұрын

@Miles Doyle amen

@scurus11scurus

2 жыл бұрын

@Miles Doyle i read that 🤪

To be fair, the bottle size restrictions is because a bottle of a certain size (16 oz?)was placed right above the wing/fueltank on an aircraft and exploded midflight killing everyone in the 80s.Alot of the shit they restrict is because someone tried before.

@ulyssessait

2 жыл бұрын

can someone explain the last scene with toothpaste? i dont get the jokes here on why they facepalm it

@kamhaq

2 жыл бұрын

@@ulyssessait TSA only allow travel size toothpast, thats why he said "They are in our heads" :D

@ulyssessait

2 жыл бұрын

@@kamhaq thanks mate 😅

@zhella1652

2 жыл бұрын

That one is due to the bottle liquids plot in 2006

@Mark-em5zm

2 жыл бұрын

I think the point is it’s an arbitrary number. 3.5 vs 3.4, it’s just a number. Just say no liquids at all.

Too freaking funny. When these dudes start dancing and chanting cause they thought they had TSA beat.....😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

TSA should play this video during their hiring event or new employee orientation🤣

This was Keegan Michael Key's best performance ! "Are you kidding me, Parvez?" LMFAO

Its so hard to believe that guy came up with masterpieces like "get out" and "us"😂

no doubt.... key and peele are master of disguise.....they fit in so perfectly like a natural

"*sighhh* Yknow what, it's like they're in our heads." Killed me

"It's because you've been living in a ...well here..." 😂😂😂LMFAO

Its like you been living... well here. I've seen this skit so many times and its always funny. Best one of Pele and key

@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883

2 жыл бұрын

@Miles Doyle You be wasting a lot of time writing about you're imaginary friend. Want to here about my imaginary friend Odin? Plenty of writings about him and his family. Guess he has to be real.

@21centdregs

2 жыл бұрын

@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 ive seen this copy pasted on many yt videos, usually ones that have a direct or even remote connection to religion or politics. im not sure wtf they think theyre accomplishing. seems like a pointless exercise but u know religious folk, they'll spam the village with nonsense if they think it'll fulfill their lunatic cause.

@Cyberspine

2 жыл бұрын

@Miles Doyle Imagine being a living, biological spam bot

@TuneyDarko

2 жыл бұрын

@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Why must you cause drama dude

@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883

2 жыл бұрын

@@TuneyDarko Everyone needs something to do while emptying the bowels..

Key was fantastic in this skit. "You've got to be kidding me! Are you kidding me!?" 🤣

Imagine being a hiker and walking up on them filming this lol

This was one of the best skit’s I’ve seen in a very long while lol lmao.

Fun Fact. The TSA has NEVER stopped an attack according to the FBI

@arcdecibel9986

2 жыл бұрын

Funner Fact: No attacks have been attempted because terrorists don't want to wait in security for that long.

@davidwuhrer6704

2 жыл бұрын

Of course not. That's not their job.

America has needed a spoof of the TSA for as long as they've existed. Thank you Key and Peele

@cptndedpool5956

2 жыл бұрын

South park has an episode on it

The damage is incalculable - 🤣🤣🤣

This is the genius of . . . Key and Peele!!! You know what, it's like they're in our heads.

The last part " You know what its like they're in our head" 😆😆😆😆

Thank you for finally doing a documentary.

I love "the prophetic and all knowing TSA part" lolss

“You know what, it’s like they in our heads” 🤣

LOL. Still so funny. Brilliant stuff. The acting and delivery is flawless.

THIS IS FIN GENIUSES! PART 2 PLEASEEEEEEEE!!!😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reminds me of the brawl inside Sydney airport years ago with a group of bikies. They were bashing each other with metal poles used to hold up lane ropes - but thankfully we were all saved from 5 cm scissors and 100 ml bottles of water. Even the media had a field day pointing out how security took their time breaking up the brawl but have 5 guards patting down a elderly lady threatening them with a pair of nail clippers.

Awesome sauce. I used to work for TSA. These guys are 100% on point 👌 🤣

Holy moly, GENIUS!

Love how at 2:34 key almost says Alahu Akbar but stops at the last minute 😂 They remember what happened to Solomon Rushdie

This is one of the funniest sketches I've seen in a while. Brilliant! TSA is such a joke.

"Can I...I sneak in here for a second." IM DONE! LOL

It's like you've been living in the--- here. Brilliant!

@muneeryaqub

2 жыл бұрын

Thought I was the only one who got that line 😂

@Dreamagain11

2 жыл бұрын

@@muneeryaqub Theres literally no way you COULDNT get that line..

@aanuoluwasoetan20

2 жыл бұрын

You sef dey here

@muhammedakinyemi7560

2 жыл бұрын

@@aanuoluwasoetan20 hehehe

"It's like you are living in a... well here..." Underrated lines 😂

The writing and acting on this show was exquisite.

Well how about 2 people carry 3.4 ounces each. Surely incalculable damage could be wreaked with 6.8 ounces of liquid :D

@3105juju

2 жыл бұрын

It could have been done with 7 ounces, but 6.8 won't do!

@comicsandanimation5531

2 жыл бұрын

nono we need multiples of 3.5 , only that way incalculable damage could be wrecked

@izhamsham843

2 жыл бұрын

@@comicsandanimation5531 Darned the TSA. They have thought of everything 😤

@Cole444Train

2 жыл бұрын

the entire joke is that the rules would never stop anyone

@flitsertheo

2 жыл бұрын

@@comicsandanimation5531 The TSA can calculate too. They'll get suspicious if you use multiples of 3.5.

"You know, it's like they're in our heads..." 😂😂😂😂

This is now my favorite sketch. 😂😂😂

The vernacular just gets me good.

They needed to consider the liquaheed nitro-hajin.

@abhijithss8913

2 жыл бұрын

@Miles Doyle tf

@Hashirama1001

2 жыл бұрын

I got your “don’t mess with the Zohan” reference. Nice!

@lcglazer

2 жыл бұрын

@@abhijithss8913 haha I'm Christian and all for testifying but that has got to be the longest YT post I've seen in 16 years.

The toothpaste made me laugh, I actually had TSA confiscate a brand new tube of toothpaste one time, and my sister, cheapskate that she is, made them hold onto it so she could take it home after dropping me off.

@SonaTseri

2 жыл бұрын

How’d your sister get to the TSA screening point? Don’t you have to show a boarding pass before you get that far?

@protoborg

2 жыл бұрын

@@SonaTseri You're thinking of gate security.

@manuelito7548

2 жыл бұрын

So they were nice enough to hold onto it for your sister and even let her keep it?! Hard to believe since most people on here are making tsa out to be heartless useless assholes

@cptndedpool5956

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah they took my new tooth paste when i flew back from Alaska

@guybadmash

Жыл бұрын

next time squeeze out half of that tube, roll up the other half and they will allow it.

THEN DON'T BE! 😂😂😂

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Whoever wrote this joke is a genius.