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@calvinjohnson1372

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@mafty_x

5 жыл бұрын

Why now?

@crowns9966

5 жыл бұрын

You should have done this a long time ago, but who cares I'm in, I love Key and Peele

@ristoborgman

5 жыл бұрын

@@calvinjohnson1372 your gay

@calvinjohnson1372

5 жыл бұрын

@@ristoborgman your daddy lesbian

"Practically robbed me of my balance." EXPERT WRITING

@TheTastyMarmot

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t catch this the first couple times I watched it and as soon as I caught on I went to look for a comment on it lol

@correctthatfilthygrammar

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. That was perfect.

@user-gk3uo5ev7n

3 жыл бұрын

Bars

@creativestudio5761

3 жыл бұрын

For people that didn't understand, she meant that she almost slipped when she stepped on ice and lost "balance"

@raulh5457

3 жыл бұрын

@@creativestudio5761 who doesn't understand it wtf, this comment made me think there was a deeper meaning but no

I think the correct terminology is ice of color.

@JohnnyElRed

5 жыл бұрын

It wasn't African-american ice?

@jhhwild

5 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyElRed Ice of color is more inclusive to dark ice of various shades.

@jhhwild

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheGourdKing I dare not say the I-word.

@jhhwild

5 жыл бұрын

@@openaardvark419 I think it's "icers" and it's their word! Only ice of color can use it. Or at least don't say it with the hard "er", say it like "ica please".

@memeokere5278

5 жыл бұрын

Genius

The black ice cube animation always gets me 😂😂

@drick2480

8 ай бұрын

The best part lol

@circleinforthecube5170

6 ай бұрын

i like to think the graphic is what started it, they already knew something was up but the graphic confirmed it

@indisummers4385

5 ай бұрын

I saved it 😂

@MeteorTesh

5 ай бұрын

I had it as my whatsapp pic for a while years ago 😂

@Mayhap34

4 ай бұрын

the gold tooth LOL

It’s a tradition to come back & watch this every year when the weather gets rough

@PDXadrenaline

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha we're snowed in portland

@indisummers4385

5 ай бұрын

Same!

@smoothlyrough512

5 ай бұрын

When the black ice unexpectedly shows up?

@surginichi7522

4 ай бұрын

We just had highway signs in NY to beware of black ice. 😂

@acevvvedo

4 ай бұрын

Any time I see “black ice” mentioned in the news, I come find this.

As an asian I'm kinda glad they didn't bother to mention about them yellow snow

@somkeshav4143

3 жыл бұрын

Talk about piss-poor conditions lol

@Blackwind_Legacy

3 жыл бұрын

These comments deserve more likes.

@vinnyvidivici

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t eat the yellow snow.

@ericktellez7632

3 жыл бұрын

Or Brown Ice or a Caravan of Snow heading into the southern border...

@AyberkYaman

3 жыл бұрын

@@vinnyvidivici niceee witcher

I lost my crap when I saw the Black Ice logo.

@toowiefop3937

7 жыл бұрын

me to lmao

@107043

7 жыл бұрын

Internet Dinosaur me too

@akumoth8357

7 жыл бұрын

did you find it

@cnj96

7 жыл бұрын

did you lost it or the black ice logo stole it?

@derangedtoast4954

7 жыл бұрын

lol

"Last night i was in a perfectly safe neighborhood, walking away from an ATM, when black ice snuck up on me , and practically robbed me of my balance" . As an African guy , I laughed so hard at this. I have enjoyed key and Peele over the years, much love from South Africa.

@NazriB

4 ай бұрын

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@MrOpen2012

3 ай бұрын

As a North Korean guy, I laughed so hard at this.

@nickkomlev687

2 ай бұрын

As a white woman, i cried

Love how Peele uses the phrase "Hazardous Driving Condition" in order to avoid conflict

@SenecaSneed-pz9qe

2 ай бұрын

but still had to reply from the question lol his face when he said "that's right." lol

"Practically robbed me out of my balance" That's smart

@abdulmuqsit7568

2 жыл бұрын

I just now understood it in the context of her slipping

@alfisyahr

2 жыл бұрын

Can also means balance as in her atm balance

@catinthehat5140

2 жыл бұрын

Took me years to figure that out

@real_lampcap

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr that was an amazing line

@SpicyTake

2 жыл бұрын

It took me 8 years to get that joke xD

“Walking away from an ATM and black ice Robbed me of my balance” 😂😂

@mustofaakmal7493

5 жыл бұрын

Ouch! Thats sounds exactly something black ice would do!

@chunkychuck

5 жыл бұрын

She said "ATM machine" >.

@hello54541

5 жыл бұрын

We all seen the video, we heard what she said, dont be begging for likes now

@omniminokyo2

5 жыл бұрын

ρɾιMα• balance as in foothold or account balance

@danieltaylor1145

5 жыл бұрын

I wanna kms noe

2:49 I just realized this is a play on the Malcolm X quote "We didn't land on Plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on us" these writers are geniuses

@gujwdhufjijjpo9740

Ай бұрын

Pretty sure that’s a Cole Porter quote from the 1930s.

@fivl_official

8 күн бұрын

@@gujwdhufjijjpo9740 Pretty sure it's Methodman from the movie How High

"Black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice!!" DONE!!!!! 😂😂😂

@ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909

3 ай бұрын

Preach 🙌

@loadapish

Ай бұрын

Doesnt make sense and not funny but ok

@jeriwilliams5131

Ай бұрын

Sorry @loadapish, you obviously don't get the reference

@raginbakin1430

18 күн бұрын

@@loadapishit’s a reference to a malcolm X quote…

Imagine someone completely unfamiliar with American racial problems watching this

@TeamTops

5 жыл бұрын

me.. It was so... weird

@RJ-ll6gl

5 жыл бұрын

Mike meee!

@petersmith9254

5 жыл бұрын

Mike bkack get blame for everything in other countries too

@carrotcake6572

5 жыл бұрын

Pjiggy they have a general idea, but the joke isn’t really that funny unless you have a total understanding of the cultural context. It’s hard for foreigners to really get it, and vice versa

@Pjiggy

5 жыл бұрын

@@carrotcake6572 There are always specific nuances but certain things are universal.

0:44 dat black ice logo killed me.

@kokujin

7 жыл бұрын

Lmfao sad. Hilarity. America smh

@f.b.evince7508

7 жыл бұрын

thank u very much ..brother Darren

@normandyangel

7 жыл бұрын

yeah it had a backwards cap on.😀😂😂 #blackiceisthuglife

@jaceenthorpe5014

7 жыл бұрын

Aruka Kirigiri that shit the geek 😂

@fernandorodriguez876

7 жыл бұрын

Aruka Kirigiri i said it first asswipe

I love how Isaac the 'Weatherman' and Darren the Field Reporter from Channel Seventeen banded together and didn't need to discuss anything amongs themselves. And somehow through the use of their telepathic powers, they both made an agreement to represent and stick up for "Black Ice" 😄😄😄

@user-pi1lb4tf2f

3 ай бұрын

well they got the shining you know

*"Robbed me of my balance"* *Pay the writer more.*

Most unrealistic part of this is how fast everyone responds to each other.

@TsdsxSansTSSunStone

4 жыл бұрын

Lol true

@danialadam8695

4 жыл бұрын

@@pressureworks u clearly missed the joke man dont ruin it

@timax4114

3 жыл бұрын

@@pressureworks you did miss a joke

@ClaimerofLoot6942

3 жыл бұрын

@@timax4114 oh, damn it. I wanted to see what they said

@timax4114

3 жыл бұрын

@@ClaimerofLoot6942 sorry, i can't remember

“That sounds EXACTLY like something black ice would do” lol his delivery was perfect

@bobsondugnutt7526

3 жыл бұрын

lol yeah the confident vacant smile afterward was great too

@ok-nz7mt

3 жыл бұрын

Blac kice

@playerswhelm

2 жыл бұрын

His smile and demeanor

@bigperm2276

2 жыл бұрын

Starts it with an OUCH

@JaydevRaol

2 жыл бұрын

😄

"It's frightening even to say... black ice" Haha

@raimeyewens7518

2 ай бұрын

Yaaaaaaauuh. 😂

“Perfectly safe neighborhood can be suddenly terrorized by the appearance of black ice” almost made me legit choke 😂😂😂

2020: Racial tension explodes You tube: It's time, let's recommend this.

@thecamp2000

4 жыл бұрын

youtube does have a feeling for irony. but good for me, I didn't know them befor

@anonymouse6890

3 жыл бұрын

in KZread those are bots and AI algorithms that give you recommendation based on your internet history on youtube. You rarely ever have contact with an actual human employee, as most of their employees are now internet based and even 100% automated. The load of customer bullshet especially in this third-world country, already tipped over. Now everyone non-black is against white, me included. Fuck the racist ones. BUT STIL There are many lovely and extremlely adorable "white" southern women in the US that are genuinely compassionate and empathetic with black . Some even consider certain immigrants(asian types) as superior and beautifully exotic/ cool (think greater persia/s. asia)compared to herself(she describes herself as a hopeless trashy meth addict who even gets turned down by drug dealers" basically moral of the story is we are all indivualds, and each and eeryone one of us is going to live and die ALONE. Yes ALONE, Imagine yourself in a far country away from parents with almost zero cultural experience or knowledge. If even in a prominent clan of India like sushant singh rajpu. NRIs,foreigners, are the most civlized group in Manipal. They should be treated with utmost respects so they can share the lovely hospitality of the space X crew around and outside the space apparatus

@projectxii9020

3 жыл бұрын

Black ice matters

@Nothingfoo90z

3 жыл бұрын

I actually searched for this

@lukewalker3965

3 жыл бұрын

Hex can we not freaking talk abt this crap rn

I love how they cast the perfect white people for these roles

@cossackhistorian7425

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect because they’re fellow white people

@GorramT

4 жыл бұрын

The girl was with them on madtv

@dadong8010

4 жыл бұрын

Thats normal white people what are you talking about 😂😂😂

@jakedizzle

4 жыл бұрын

Jimothy Snooker I think the girl is on SNL now.

@vthyaga

4 жыл бұрын

Just the name Marcy Whitchurch is *chefs kiss*

Literally just watched a news cast that was talking about deadly, dangerous black ice and I had to come here and rewatch. This skit is comedy gold and all the parallels from ice to people is just too real. 👌

I lkust fell on black ice and even before the pain set in this sketch hit my mind

@shadefalcon8237

Жыл бұрын

Same, it robbed me of my balance and Immediately had to watch this again 😂.

"I was at the ATM when black ice robbed me of *my balance* "

@astein1187

4 жыл бұрын

That part was the best joke ever heard.

@Axxxel_in_Harlem

3 жыл бұрын

Oooooooh that's a good one.

@hidajetsejdic4270

3 жыл бұрын

No subtext what so ever...

@user-nq8ku3gb1z

3 жыл бұрын

That's a bar

@icemanjr.5819

3 жыл бұрын

Was "balance" a pun and was also meaning her bank balance?

"Black Ice didn't ask to be there, it's a product of its environment" I like how that one is literally, scientifically true.

@domchav5537

3 жыл бұрын

Literally or literally

@domchav5537

3 жыл бұрын

Because I literally have to literally know

@teru797

3 жыл бұрын

Despite the fact that Black Ice only represents 13% of the total ice on the road, it is responsible for nearly 50% of the total car accident deaths. This is why we worry more about black ice than white snow.

@oiseowemiaghomon7181

3 жыл бұрын

@@teru797 true, but you gotta consider the fact that white ice problems are under reported, especially when it comes to minor infractions (violent crime).

@huso5591

3 жыл бұрын

@@oiseowemiaghomon7181 you mean violent effects on traffic and the people’s daily lives?

Slipped on black ice last week. Thought about this video. Forgot to watch it, so here I am watching it again rather sleeping. It always black ice that robs you of your balance and then keeping you up at night in fear despite being in a perfectly safe neighbourhood

The black ice animation with a gold tooth 😂

Imagine if this was a real news

@DylanC333

7 жыл бұрын

Ever heard of Fox News?

@JohnWilkinsonTesla

7 жыл бұрын

It practically is.

@Itsgdunk

7 жыл бұрын

😂

@hansolodolo92

7 жыл бұрын

have you watch the news?

@knight4linux

7 жыл бұрын

Life with Visidd black ice would be killing black ice probably

"Well thank you very much, BROTHER Darren" This fucking killed me😂😂

@check5000

7 жыл бұрын

Jaboo Newman it was on after he said that

@markhill8817

6 жыл бұрын

Not to mention black ice sounds a bit like black guys

@bobbydrake5937

6 жыл бұрын

Jaboo Newman Bro I cried 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The ending was the black icing on the cake. 😂

Love her smile ... it adds to the part

the black ice logo killed me

@raffycaparas353

8 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@SLPpanthers42

8 жыл бұрын

Then it stole your wallet lmao

@cnj96

8 жыл бұрын

and then it takes your bike

@cnj96

8 жыл бұрын

and also your balance

@brikimbran

8 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅

“... robbed me of my balance.” Just got that. Hilarious.

@eyedontbowlempress7643

4 жыл бұрын

Lmmfao

@ricque2331

4 жыл бұрын

I just caught that after watching this skit countless amount of times

@balafama2120

4 жыл бұрын

just caught it now .lmao

@williambernardbrown

4 жыл бұрын

That sound just like something black ice would do because you didn't give black ice it's #REPARATIONS

@LessThanRetailStores

4 жыл бұрын

SO DID I----totally JUST got IT! And wanted to know if I was alone who didn't get it before. lol

i like how they can sneak in controversial topics with simple ideas

I lost it at “oppressive white snow”

@coastthemost2971

3 жыл бұрын

His delivery on that was perfect 😂

@derrickcox4233

3 жыл бұрын

or...Snow White?

@StreetHierarchy

3 жыл бұрын

"...making it hard for ALL people...to advance!" 😂😂😂 the way he says it is so accurate!

@mrb2643

3 жыл бұрын

I want to have a White Wedding, few weeks after Black Friday, perhaps a white Christmas yeah marry the Black sheep of the family...

@dirsta7

3 жыл бұрын

You got the name of my old supervisor at a cable company

First time me seeing key and peele on the same side.😂😂

@lemon93

4 жыл бұрын

Dem terries

@Jakez1lla-_-

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@wayne9005

4 жыл бұрын

The one where they say biiiiiiitch alot

@Jakez1lla-_-

4 жыл бұрын

Master of code 101 yeah

@cheaptrail9941

4 жыл бұрын

Well, I think you should dig more of their video.

Robbed me of my.....balance. Amazing.

So wholesome Key and Peele backing each other up in this skit.

"Last night, I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood, walking away from an ATM machine, when black ice just snuck up on me, and practically ROBBED ME OF MY BALANCE!"

@dieseldown

8 жыл бұрын

That sounds exactly what black ice would do!

@anynamewilldo7776

8 жыл бұрын

+Shawn E That part killed me. Puns and racism, wow.

@alyenmisi1460

8 жыл бұрын

+Montesama314 Thank you we understand spoken english

@westbrick690

8 жыл бұрын

Ohh I get it

@cnj96

8 жыл бұрын

+DerpyNub FTW what is it? like balance as in balance that make her fall and balance as in money stored in banks?

“Brother Darren” killed me 😂

@florinangelo6851

4 жыл бұрын

I was wanting to wrote that one

@tell-it7649

4 жыл бұрын

Loooooolz 😭😭😭

@APTos45

4 жыл бұрын

Straight up kilt me. 😂😂

@LukeTheGhostKiller

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh _HA LEH LOOOOOO YUH!!!!_

@Dennis213100

3 жыл бұрын

How can you possibly think that is more funny than the black ice thug picture.

This Is Gold 😂😂😂

I want to have a "Black ice cube" t-shirt so much but the world is not ready 😄

Black ice isn't even black. Its transparent. The damn black road is black lol

@dgray7537

4 жыл бұрын

The same reason; blackmail, black list, blackballed, blackjacked, and blackface all start with black. No one knows.

@nate8854

4 жыл бұрын

@@dgray7537 Well the word black has a historically negative connotation

@scdipper8649

4 жыл бұрын

​@@nate8854 actually blackmail comes from medieval times when essentially free-lance horse-back jousters would put up their chainmail (typically black in color) as their entrance fee for a tournament, where the winner would often resell the chainmail he'd just won to the loser at a higher price.

@nate8854

4 жыл бұрын

@@scdipper8649 That sounds like something black people would do

@petertaylor4980

4 жыл бұрын

@@scdipper8649, that's a terrible folk etymology. Not only is it factually inaccurate (chain mail is steel, so if well maintained it's light gray), but gambling and extortion are two very different things. The "mail" of blackmail is actually a middle English word meaning tribute.

"The city is being controlled by lots of oppressive _white snow_, making it hard for _all_ people to advance!" - Fucking genius. Of all the great K&P sketches, this is one of my favorites.

@QDUB26

7 жыл бұрын

Yes that joke and the clever word play when she says she was at the ATM and was robbed of her balance by black ice are absolute genius lol

@salmansengul

7 жыл бұрын

black ice ruined my life!

@nuux1560

7 жыл бұрын

Those words in italics, would have been better in *bold* for emphasis in my opinion.

@sickwitit1835

7 жыл бұрын

I died when I heard "Robbed of my balance" lmao jesus

@Spongedani16

7 жыл бұрын

HockeyPwnsBaseball It was beautiful😂

Chapelle gets all the legend status (and he is awesome) but I think Key and Peele created one of the funniest Sketch shows of all time. The variety in it is fantastic and it’s very rewatchable. I would say it’s actually more consistent than Chapelle show. Plus some of the sketches just crushed in production value.

1:06 “Due to ‘Hazardous Driving Conditions’”

"oppressive white snow" ROFL

@Sultan-yy7si

6 жыл бұрын

''oppressive jhon snow''

@abuzzedwhaler7949

6 жыл бұрын

YOU ALSO WATCHED THE VIDEO?!

@feedmeimhungry7543

6 жыл бұрын

Mayer Yedid fuck the white snow

@jackpharrell9740

6 жыл бұрын

Mayer Yedid my like just you you to 3k

@2gunsalute

6 жыл бұрын

Mayer Yedid I'm not racist......but wth why black people I mean, white aren't bad, but black ice? Put orange people next time!

That woman reporter’s smile makes this amazing

@middleeastern5796

3 жыл бұрын

She was also on Mad TV with key and Peele.

@MaimutaEvoluata

2 жыл бұрын

She's awesome!

@gifels2142

2 жыл бұрын

@@batissta44 Marcy Whitchurch

@eliteteamkiller319

2 жыл бұрын

Was creeping me out tbh.

@jonathanknauf1926

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I couldn t keep my eyes of both of them

That ending just broke me

Brilliant!! All actors did such an amazing job!!! 😂😂😂

“Well thank u very much, brother Darren” 😂

@SavageKE

4 жыл бұрын

Dat part had me dying 😷😆

@IsaBella-on6lx

4 жыл бұрын

Amen!

@melanisetommasi9171

4 жыл бұрын

Just as I'm reading your comment it's being said this is happened to me way too many time 😂😂😂

@melanisetommasi9171

4 жыл бұрын

@@tyronetj8213 💀

@israeldelarosa5461

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldoran4367 Fuck you for making us endure that

" black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice !!! ".

@AMAZINSNYM

7 жыл бұрын

Dwight D Facilitator. Wooooo amen!

@tsoliot5913

7 жыл бұрын

yes that was said

@daday8735

7 жыл бұрын

Dwight D Facilitator. Whooooo AMEN

@River2384

7 жыл бұрын

I read your comment right as the guy was saying it! Awesome!!

@Colinmchapman

7 жыл бұрын

D Facilitator weird! So did I!!!

That thumbs up the reporter gives is timed fantastically

Every winter this is a must-watch, must share video 👊😎

That atm joke has got to be one of the best jokes of all time

@teru797

3 жыл бұрын

Despite the fact that Black Ice only represents 13% of the total ice on the road, it is responsible for nearly 50% of the total car accident deaths. This is why we worry more about black ice than white snow.

@Kyle_Schaff

3 жыл бұрын

@@teru797 Oh boy. The blur between totally memeing around in your reply and being a 13/50 dude is too much for me to tell which side you’re falling on

@teru797

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kyle_Schaff You say that as if 13/50 has no truth to it. It's not exactly 50, more so 40 something but do you think all groups do things at equal rates?

@Kyle_Schaff

3 жыл бұрын

@@teru797 Sorry, should have been more clear. A “13/50 dude” isn’t someone who acknowledges that statistic. It’s someone who makes wild extrapolations from that number, doesn’t care about anything that may have influenced that number, doesn’t care about what that number influences from there, doesn’t want to talk about solutions or hasn’t cared to think about it, and generally just says it because they want to sound like they’re only coming from an innocent place of cold, hard facts when they really just want to say that they don’t like black people. Basically, someone who just says 13/50 and that’s the end of it. I hope I’m making sense

@teru797

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kyle_Schaff Oh yes thank you for thinking to clarify. I certainly believe there is a combination of factors that lead to the disproportionate homicide rate. Some people just see it and get irrationally angry.

omg, the black ice stole my balance...damn these writers are good lol

@kobron1559

8 жыл бұрын

Robbed me of my balance** get it right lol

@Th3EpicGamer

8 жыл бұрын

TRUMP 2016

@crystal2862

8 жыл бұрын

+Lu Kago I thought it would say "virginity".

@nawarmehjabin5533

8 жыл бұрын

+Lu Kago i dont get it...wha?

@Bibliofish

8 жыл бұрын

+Madame Dubois It's a pun based on balance as in her ATM balance ('robbed' me of my balance) and literal balance (slipping)

"Brother Darren" 😂 I'm dying here, man.

"black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice" DEAD

@ImAFatNerd90

6 жыл бұрын

chris nel AAAAAAAAAAMEN!!!!

@VantasticJackson

6 жыл бұрын

HAAALELUUUUUUYAAAAAA

@alvarohernandez2764

6 жыл бұрын

Didn't even get that part..

@mindslayer1404

6 жыл бұрын

Malcolm X, bruh. "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us."

@MentalStillness

6 жыл бұрын

chris nel Lol

The part that always gets me is Peele trying his best not to say black ice and instead says "hazardous driving conditions" - gets me every time. LOVE IT

@YaksenPushMongo

10 ай бұрын

Wow you found the joke funny. Congrats. Maybe keep it to yourself next time

@azriadzlan2297

10 ай бұрын

@@YaksenPushMongowho hurt you?

@Dextline

5 ай бұрын

They talked like this on Danish radio and I had one of those moments where I just laughed to myself for no apparent reason to the colleagues beside me.

@Fifsom

3 ай бұрын

now i know who peele is and who key is.

Still one of my favorite skit 🤣

The neighborhoods always terrorized by Black ice. Black ice is always robbing people of their balance.

The Black Ice Cube with a red hat and a gold tooth with an evil smile was it for me, absolutely hilarious!!!

@Scratchingforcash

2 жыл бұрын

@Killjoy Kahuna yes it was, I laughed out loud!! I take it you’re looking for a reason to call me a racist? Well, you’re not gonna find that here bud. I absolutely LOVE all colors, races, genders, flavors. You name it, I love it!!!

@jeromesavagescorpionking6520

2 жыл бұрын

I said the same thing 😅they crazy

@xinyster18

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂 same

@gravethebeyond

2 жыл бұрын

Me too. ^_^

@dallaswood4117

2 жыл бұрын

Yep so funny that’s whAt set the weatherman and field reporter off lol

" black ice snuck up on me and pratically robbed me of my balance " 😂😂😂

@seph9980

6 жыл бұрын

It's triple times funnier when you've studied accountancy.

@abuzzedwhaler7949

6 жыл бұрын

YOU ALSO WATCHED THE VIDEO?!

@TheNewTomboy

5 жыл бұрын

At the atm machine 😂

@soko9984

5 жыл бұрын

That picture of the ice cube with backwards hat and gold tooth, then the shot of the weather guy like “ what the fuck” had my ass rolling 😂💀

@RatedSupreme

5 жыл бұрын

Ouch that’ sounds exactly like something black ice would do 😂

im not american but we foreigns witnessed how america becomes great by the cooperation of this black and white americans..❤

As a white Englishman I'm laughing so much to this. You guys are legendary. Subscribed and watch every upload I can!

When he said "well, thank you very much, Brother *DARREN* 😂

@HamboneyGamezYT

3 жыл бұрын

Did you notice the eye twitch from peele

@tamla9875

2 жыл бұрын

What does that mean? I still dnt understand that part

@trippy8644

2 жыл бұрын

@@tamla9875 some male african american people call their male friends that are also african american "brother" then their name.

@tamla9875

2 жыл бұрын

@@trippy8644 yea wt abt Darren?

@trippy8644

2 жыл бұрын

@@tamla9875 That was the reporters name…

"Thank you very much, Brotha Daren." 😂😂😂

@rolandixor

5 жыл бұрын

THE FACE!!!

@DaVontae12T

5 жыл бұрын

In fact blk ice didn't ask to come here, it's a product of its environment.. WhoOoooOOOOOOO HALLELUJAH 😂😂😂💯💯✊

@elsalvaje6209

4 жыл бұрын

I like how the women on KZread comment the shit that's actually funny and important but everybody else (don't know if they are man or woman) just comment on irrelevant parts.

@jimothyjimothy1

4 жыл бұрын

@@elsalvaje6209 Women be commenting some stupid shit too. Gender probably doesn't play a big role in KZread comments

@John-kf7lh

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you very much BRUVA, Daren💀😂😂😂😂

:52 I kept watching this part over and over. His sarcastic deadpan of "yeah" just 💀😂😂😂

black ice is only 13% of all ice but causes 50% of all loss of balance

@THINKincessantly

Жыл бұрын

Nearly 100% of advertising too...they couldnt have done it on their own, maybe a certain group with a unique hat and curly sideburns

“That sounds exactly like something black ice would do”😂😂

@Frankybroadcast

5 жыл бұрын

My favorite line. I lost it there. 🤣😂

@EgoX369

4 жыл бұрын

I would've been so shook bruh 💀 Tf u mean by that

@leobrad2199

4 жыл бұрын

Yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa

As a Latino I feel so relieved that they didn't talk about brown ice.

@hendryang5890

3 жыл бұрын

stop giving them idea lol

@residentidiot9694

3 жыл бұрын

Or yellow ice....Asian......pee.....🤔💀🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿👀👀👀

@KronStaro

3 жыл бұрын

"brown rice"

@KronStaro

3 жыл бұрын

@@residentidiot9694 yellow rice

@gazpachopolice7211

3 жыл бұрын

Ugh. No thanks for giving me the idea that Brown ice may just be a euphemism for frozen poop.

I cross the street when I see black ice.

@BritsMAN4LifE

8 ай бұрын

Ok

Brilliant. Captures to what extent our younger black community goes, but even more brilliant that we have these two gifted comedians to show we aren’t all crazy 🎉

@GovernmentIssued

4 ай бұрын

But why do blacks disproportionately commit crimes? Everyone starts at home in the family structure and values. Two parent households matter and stop the victimhood mentality.

@blueelf217

4 ай бұрын

@@GovernmentIssued Depends on the neighborhood. I grew up watching COPS, and it was all crazy rednecks mostly.

"And as you can see right nOW, the city is being controlled by lots of *oppressive* _white_ snow"

@feuerwehrff

4 жыл бұрын

I lost it there :D

@macgyverade

4 жыл бұрын

The way he cracked his voice 😂😂😂

@kristinesmart24

4 жыл бұрын

That's really good

@jaz9677

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he’s not wrong haha 😂

@tylertrii9865

4 жыл бұрын

Minnie no he is pretty wrong😂

The female reporter looks like she could be the daughter of Ben and Leslie from Parks and Rec

@tenmangaming

4 жыл бұрын

Omg

@NotShiv

4 жыл бұрын

Literally had the same thought and checked to see if someone commented it yet

@debicadude

4 жыл бұрын

oh sweet Jesus, thats on point

@marcocarretero4190

4 жыл бұрын

Oh damn! You right!

@ArkarNaron

4 жыл бұрын

And with the personality of Jeremey Jamm

The real danger is yellow snow.

Incredible as always

“White Snow creates Black Ice....” “Black Ice is a product of White Snow....”

@ooze1982

4 жыл бұрын

I can make that white snow into yellow snow 😋

@garretttaylor4560

4 жыл бұрын

IoTheKingOfGames LMAO

@krrrruptidsoless

4 жыл бұрын

Don't tell them. It's all they have is to say black ice was the first ice on the planet If they heard white snow was first......🤷 They wouldn't know whether to grab a shovel or a bag of calcium chloride....which is white and is almost the best black ice melter if mixed with beet juice

@williambernardbrown

4 жыл бұрын

White snow was given to poor communities by the government to make the black ice seem more dangerous than where the white snow lives

@ExtraterrestrialAI

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 yall taking this wayyy to serious! Are we even stil talking about the weather?!

This is genius writing ...

@RisingPurpose9941

5 жыл бұрын

This message is the message people should be open to hearing ..this was excellently done. This is some intense spiritual knowledge right here #woke #awaken

@SideEffectsmusic

5 жыл бұрын

Meh lol.

@sal9801

5 жыл бұрын

Nicolette Graham just enjoy he vid don’t say woke

@chukkie8706

5 жыл бұрын

Yes is good funny time in the stomach.

@chukkie8706

5 жыл бұрын

@@The_Jim I had written a letter of approval to their agent. Now im just gunna burn it.

Probably my favorite one of their skits.

America needs more Key and Peele.

Black ice didn’t land on the road, the road landed on black ice 😂 😂

@latoyria7604

4 жыл бұрын

Asia May 😂😂😂😂.....Good one!

@ramzibelghoul234

4 жыл бұрын

Malcolm x quote 😉

@AaronThomas-ei5ol

4 жыл бұрын

Classic black ice didn't ask to be out here. It's a product of the environment

@AaronThomas-ei5ol

4 жыл бұрын

@deadcool 2 white snow brought the black ice in chains fool

@user-fd5gp4xv4z

4 жыл бұрын

@deadcool 2 swoosh

Thank you very much..............................................BROTHER DARREN

@nyakorkojok9617

6 жыл бұрын

malcom x reference..

@DreyContre

6 жыл бұрын

Dw i gotchu

@JackDManheim

6 жыл бұрын

Fieldy HD, No. You have to use funny quotes. And it's closer to 2k

@n0where189

6 жыл бұрын

Fieldy HD well you're close. You have 500 times less than your goal.

might be one of the best skits ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hallelujah brother Darren

Robbed me off my balance... Too good

@demonvictim

5 жыл бұрын

The more you read that joke the funnier it gets especially after the atm comment

@thinblacknoodles

5 жыл бұрын

😫🤣🤣

@tvjjerome

5 жыл бұрын

Sonny J didn’t even realize haha

@iamhexoronii

5 жыл бұрын

It suppose to be a double meaning right ? Like balance “fall “ and balance “ account balance from the atm” ? Lmao

"Black ice just snuck up on me and practically robbed. Me. Of. My. Balance." I'm dying :'))

@kobron1559

8 жыл бұрын

She was going overboard for sure lol and she emphasized for a reason

@Cheers.-

8 жыл бұрын

***** Would you like fries with your prejudices? :)

@maximillhunter7635

8 жыл бұрын

+Channie's 여자친구 ♥ if you think about it, black ice will sneak up on you and steal your balance when your walking but that's not a problem, all she needed to do is go to foot locker and get some cooler new balance. problem solved.

@Cheers.-

8 жыл бұрын

***** whaaat omg this is the most beautiful misunderstanding of a joke ever.

@sumptingfrickedd

8 жыл бұрын

+Cheers! 나는 너의 여자친구 ♥ Just damn classic! Made me fell off my chair, LOL!

6th time watching and I just realized the news reporters' names are THRONEberg and WHITchurch 😆

"Thank-you very much, BROTHA DARREN"

I'm not prejudiced. I hate all colors of ice on the road equally.

@yayaraft

4 жыл бұрын

You...I wanna marry you

@ashdrinkall3024

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@NathanCAY1010

4 жыл бұрын

😂😭

@PikaPunch44

4 жыл бұрын

So u like yellow snow huh?

@GellertTV

4 жыл бұрын

@Brazul Blint Yeah like you :D

Man that reporter guy's delivery is hilarious, so on point and seamless

0:55 is gold🤣

I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood . Minding my business leaving an atm when black ice snuck up and nearly robbed me ...of my balance

@RudeAdmin

6 жыл бұрын

bernard graham Now I get it

@cherish3125

6 жыл бұрын

bernard graham 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Gorbgorbenson

6 жыл бұрын

Atm machine.*

@lightsab4675

6 жыл бұрын

+Gorb Gorbinson Automated Teller Machine machine?

@polay1073

6 жыл бұрын

Oh shit balance...... as in like gymnastics and as in money🤦🏻‍♀️

“Robbed me of my balance” lmao too good

@APDaBaron

6 жыл бұрын

That was great.

@chimasfortniteclips5637

5 жыл бұрын

I just realized that

Had to watch this again today, as Weather Channel (real) jogged my memory. Still ROFL 😂😂😂

What a reasonable debate about different forms of winter weather.

that ending 10/10

@sammylammy996

6 жыл бұрын

Bootiful

That blonde woman perfectly played her role genius writing!

@yomammasboo713

5 жыл бұрын

She had a legendary scene with Keegan back in the old school MadTV days.

@xavierblanc5670

5 жыл бұрын

Genius acting*, then. And I do agree, the duo acting as anchors are doing great.