The World’s Worst Translator | Alternatino

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A crime boss’s translator proves he’s not up to the task.
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  • @dk8797
    @dk87973 жыл бұрын

    The translators is amazing, he speaks 3 languages, pigeon English, pigeon Spanish and pigeon pigeon.

  • @mansourhamani5312

    @mansourhamani5312

    3 жыл бұрын

    lmao. It's actually 5 you forgot english and spanish.

  • @evet2769

    @evet2769

    3 жыл бұрын

    and pigeon knows both spanish english and pigeonish its just he cant speak

  • @khangalb.5187

    @khangalb.5187

    3 жыл бұрын

    imagine if he translated the words they said to a pigeon lmao

  • @LilDomontovich

    @LilDomontovich

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pidgin

  • @Alsacienne_d_Alsace

    @Alsacienne_d_Alsace

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @cap.dangerclose488
    @cap.dangerclose4884 жыл бұрын

    This is what happens when I write an essay using google translate.

  • @ismaelcastillomusic

    @ismaelcastillomusic

    4 жыл бұрын

    Frs

  • @tropicalvirgo

    @tropicalvirgo

    4 жыл бұрын

    😭😭🙌🏽

  • @xxportalxx.

    @xxportalxx.

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha me trying to get through Spanish freshman year...

  • @unitedstatescitizen1035

    @unitedstatescitizen1035

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cap.Danger Close exactly lol

  • @benderrodriguez147

    @benderrodriguez147

    4 жыл бұрын

    esto es lo que sucede cuando escribo un ensayo usando el traductor de Google

  • @pranavdesai3749
    @pranavdesai37495 ай бұрын

    I lost it when he translated the bird noises differently to each one😂

  • @SmerffMaruda

    @SmerffMaruda

    Ай бұрын

    He is pro

  • @lastresamigas-ur9qh

    @lastresamigas-ur9qh

    Ай бұрын

    @@SmerffMaruda in Guatemala, when a cat meows, they say "mish mish", as opposed to "meow". I still can't convince my Guatemalan wife to say meow.

  • @leevan2095

    @leevan2095

    Ай бұрын

    How did they teach the cats to do that?

  • @rastaman5354

    @rastaman5354

    Ай бұрын

    That part killed me bro I’m dying here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @keviherr

    @keviherr

    8 күн бұрын

    ​@@lastresamigas-ur9qh Really? That's weird because in most of the Spanish speaking countries we say "miau miau", which sounds basically the same as "meow meow" in English. Are you sure that when she says "mish mish" she is imitating the sound of a cat and not calling them? We often say "mishi mishi" when we are calling a cat for feeding them.

  • @WolverineBraggs
    @WolverineBraggs9 ай бұрын

    Translator: Name 10 books

  • @ryansullivan8982

    @ryansullivan8982

    3 ай бұрын

    Bill Clinton's son

  • @naniterimorni1

    @naniterimorni1

    2 ай бұрын

    came for this comment, when I saw the thumbnail, I thought it was that guy, but it wasn't lol, still funny asf

  • @zakariyonazir9775

    @zakariyonazir9775

    2 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @CanisoGaming

    @CanisoGaming

    2 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @aymunz

    @aymunz

    Ай бұрын

    holy shish that's him!

  • @SnuggsMcDuff
    @SnuggsMcDuff3 жыл бұрын

    He pointed a gun at himself to keep with the translation. Thats commitment.

  • @fikshun1326

    @fikshun1326

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂 😂 😂 Quite a commitment!

  • @-long-

    @-long-

    3 жыл бұрын

    Translator: pointed at himself in an American way.

  • @changeeyecolor3891

    @changeeyecolor3891

    3 жыл бұрын

    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @youthgamngpatnerz3300

    @youthgamngpatnerz3300

    3 жыл бұрын

    he didnt translate bullets

  • @youthgamngpatnerz3300

    @youthgamngpatnerz3300

    3 жыл бұрын

    my man trump will love this one

  • @KhatarnakPaul
    @KhatarnakPaul4 жыл бұрын

    Whoever wrote this screenplay is a genius.

  • @sauravvaniya5403

    @sauravvaniya5403

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agree with u bruh

  • @AFacemarkedbyFea

    @AFacemarkedbyFea

    4 жыл бұрын

    I‘d watch a movie of this

  • @KhatarnakPaul

    @KhatarnakPaul

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@AFacemarkedbyFea would be dope if they make a movie about it. 🔥

  • @slaphappyduplenty2436

    @slaphappyduplenty2436

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sembra libra della manuscripto e una genialiassimi

  • @cachineromaldito

    @cachineromaldito

    4 жыл бұрын

    @DARPA Yeah but it's on a whole different format u know, got to give them credit for that

  • @deangregory7354
    @deangregory735411 ай бұрын

    Are we ignoring the fact that this is one of the best short videos ever made? Perfect background score, screenplay, editing, acting, the camera angles, everything about it is on spot! Ha, the bird flying across!! What a tense moment slowed down for an enigmatic burst of slow tension!!!

  • @championxxlNL

    @championxxlNL

    7 ай бұрын

    Watched it way to many times but it keeps cracking me up like crazy, couldn't agree more

  • @katebeall5391

    @katebeall5391

    6 ай бұрын

    The great location should be mentioned as well. I recognized it straight off.

  • @DeKrischa

    @DeKrischa

    2 ай бұрын

    Yes I would ingnore it because this the incredibly well-written conversation is the only thing that care about 😂

  • @n0obil33

    @n0obil33

    Ай бұрын

    Nobody ignoring that. We just too busy dying in peace after we saw this masterpiece!

  • @coxandrewj

    @coxandrewj

    Ай бұрын

    Isn’t the background music from Sim City 4?

  • @MaxLohMusic
    @MaxLohMusic10 ай бұрын

    That face of understanding at the last moment really seals this as comedic genius. It's the one time the translator actually helped

  • @gneminerift7485
    @gneminerift74854 жыл бұрын

    This dude is the epitome of "you had one job."

  • @finnheisenheim8274

    @finnheisenheim8274

    4 жыл бұрын

    To be fair he did the job as he was told. He just took it too literally

  • @darknessblade7480

    @darknessblade7480

    4 жыл бұрын

    destroyed the world because of 1 cough

  • @insspir

    @insspir

    4 жыл бұрын

    All you had to do...

  • @saulo4302

    @saulo4302

    4 жыл бұрын

    I didn't even know "epitome" was a word. Thanks, I guess.

  • @djtheassassin8907

    @djtheassassin8907

    4 жыл бұрын

    More like , "you had one life."

  • @Ronan.O
    @Ronan.O4 жыл бұрын

    The translator was a bit lost but his heart was in the right place

  • @ArchangelLucifer0

    @ArchangelLucifer0

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes. But had it been in the wrong place, eg. his stomach, he would've survived.

  • @Skynomer

    @Skynomer

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ArchangelLucifer0 this guy got a point lol

  • @MrScary-rz8od

    @MrScary-rz8od

    4 жыл бұрын

    BANG BANG! lol

  • @shen.daniel

    @shen.daniel

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean, he did translate "exactly" what the American said. Mission accomplished

  • @aviXex

    @aviXex

    4 жыл бұрын

    Now I feel sad 😢

  • @MartinJohnZ
    @MartinJohnZ8 ай бұрын

    I like how both criminals just followed their instincts and eliminated the real source of harm to both their businesses.

  • @seeking_the_sun
    @seeking_the_sun7 ай бұрын

    And this is the best comedy clip I have watched. It leaves me wheezing every single time. The genius of its conception, the brilliance of its execution. Give me more!

  • @alexsparks-bakota3099
    @alexsparks-bakota30994 жыл бұрын

    Imagine how difficult this was to write

  • @subscribetobanbasstabs2599

    @subscribetobanbasstabs2599

    4 жыл бұрын

    im pretty sure who ever wrote it knows spanish

  • @FurryDanOriginal

    @FurryDanOriginal

    4 жыл бұрын

    yuri김 I think he responded to Hydra Hamad

  • @LateDude96

    @LateDude96

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not really. Its an old joke done multiple times.

  • @KallMeKris2

    @KallMeKris2

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its not that you unique..a misunderstood deal because of a bad middle man..all you need is a comedic view and a person from both languages...didnt even need prop money or fake guns...

  • @StarShootex

    @StarShootex

    4 жыл бұрын

    Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @caliqm2199
    @caliqm21993 жыл бұрын

    American: **Slaps the translator** Translator: **Slaps the boss in spanish**

  • @bulkboys5122

    @bulkboys5122

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/lG1619B-m8u6ftI.html .,.,

  • @TheSlicingSword

    @TheSlicingSword

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bulkboys5122 no

  • @shrek8476

    @shrek8476

    3 жыл бұрын

    Grabs sandal

  • @absolutfreeman1033

    @absolutfreeman1033

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bulkboys5122 jumpscare ahead

  • @francoduarte4980

    @francoduarte4980

    3 жыл бұрын

    Liquida al jefe use google, it won't kill you that's our advantage, we master both languages

  • @woltickgamers6957
    @woltickgamers69578 ай бұрын

    "Name 10 books"

  • @mennnn972

    @mennnn972

    Ай бұрын

    fr why he looks so identical to matan😭

  • @Tone2K
    @Tone2K11 ай бұрын

    This clip comes up randomly every so often and I watch it each time. And each times it’s hilarious.

  • @ylrishabh
    @ylrishabh3 жыл бұрын

    That *cough* is the real villain

  • @Ghost-ts8wh

    @Ghost-ts8wh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pandemic intensifies

  • @hercher4072

    @hercher4072

    3 жыл бұрын

    Plandemic!

  • @Slipknlov

    @Slipknlov

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hercher4072 You would

  • @funnycrab5684

    @funnycrab5684

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @IskenderCaglarM41B441

    @IskenderCaglarM41B441

    2 жыл бұрын

    Rishabh Yadav Uhm why and how?

  • @hugodecroix294
    @hugodecroix2944 жыл бұрын

    The bird sound in different languages was the best part

  • @wetguavass

    @wetguavass

    4 жыл бұрын

    A fart in Spanish sounds different than the farts in English.

  • @arnaskazlauskas7133

    @arnaskazlauskas7133

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@wetguavass I'm pretty sure you fart the same.

  • @arrowintheknee9956

    @arrowintheknee9956

    4 жыл бұрын

    No, the slap part was the best! 😂

  • @haysen123

    @haysen123

    4 жыл бұрын

    @ankit 9119 hoo hoo and pio pio

  • @sharafahmed818
    @sharafahmed8187 ай бұрын

    Amazingly done. Teated my brain to keep up. Genius screen writer and acting was spot on. Extremely difficult to do scene as an actor, but they nailed it.

  • @ishankaushik
    @ishankaushik11 ай бұрын

    I've watched this a thousand times & keep coming back for more. Can't think of a funnier video than this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ST0ICSAGE
    @ST0ICSAGE4 жыл бұрын

    I lost it when he translated the pigeon 😂😂

  • @ayushshrivastav3151

    @ayushshrivastav3151

    4 жыл бұрын

    Coo-coo Pio-pio

  • @SPI828

    @SPI828

    4 жыл бұрын

    so that's what it was lol

  • @jonathanwahchai4350

    @jonathanwahchai4350

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @akashkapur18atutube

    @akashkapur18atutube

    4 жыл бұрын

    So did he. His life, I mean.

  • @yasinruterz

    @yasinruterz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @gen3360
    @gen33603 жыл бұрын

    "Translate exactly what they say" Translater : And I took that personally.

  • @thunchanoks

    @thunchanoks

    3 жыл бұрын

    and literally 🤣

  • @joekrater3364

    @joekrater3364

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not personally, just literally

  • @nylok4566

    @nylok4566

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joekrater3364 yea but that’s the mean so literally would make more sense but for the meme it’s personally

  • @esmaray9566
    @esmaray95668 ай бұрын

    Bro failed to name 10 books

  • @mennnn972

    @mennnn972

    Ай бұрын

    Matan Evan's Older Brother

  • @srini9653
    @srini965311 ай бұрын

    I'm getting to see genuine comedy after a very long time. Bravo!

  • @jennabaram6223
    @jennabaram62232 жыл бұрын

    If I ran a company, I would use this as a professional development video- demonstrating the difference between following instructions and understanding the purpose of the job.

  • @limingde91

    @limingde91

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha

  • @karthikkumar4083

    @karthikkumar4083

    Жыл бұрын

    Awesome, that is exactly what Ill do next week 🤘Although Im not running a company, just running a team

  • @ryanhussain1674

    @ryanhussain1674

    Жыл бұрын

    Ahhhhh absolutely right

  • @Agnyaanamdhvamsakah

    @Agnyaanamdhvamsakah

    Жыл бұрын

    That's a great idea!

  • @viktoriaguerin9458

    @viktoriaguerin9458

    Жыл бұрын

    Totally!

  • @muhdahnaf7927
    @muhdahnaf79274 жыл бұрын

    "Just translate exactly what they say" *And he literally did it*

  • @muhdahnaf7927

    @muhdahnaf7927

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Tupax Amaru Makaveli Shakur Thank you for the correction 👍

  • @StephJ0seph

    @StephJ0seph

    4 жыл бұрын

    SO in that case, he might actually be the _best_ translator you could get since he translates verbatim.

  • @clefts8097

    @clefts8097

    4 жыл бұрын

    wow thanks Sherlock

  • @zhouwu

    @zhouwu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Turns out, you might need a bit of common sense when translating.

  • @lautarodosramos1838

    @lautarodosramos1838

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for saying that i didnt notice the first 29 times i saw it

  • @natesanti
    @natesanti8 ай бұрын

    Still one of my favorite skits ever😂

  • @artawesome30
    @artawesome308 ай бұрын

    The actors did such a brilliant job!! I want more of them and these characters

  • @m3ng252
    @m3ng2524 жыл бұрын

    *gets slapped by the American *SLAPS IN SPANISH *BEST TRANSLATOR*

  • @andryuu_2000

    @andryuu_2000

    4 жыл бұрын

    English. American language doesn't exist.

  • @m3ng252

    @m3ng252

    4 жыл бұрын

    Andrewo Mennah ☣ I never said he got slapped *in* American, it’s *by* the American (person) but yeah, I guess you could say that he got slapped in English.

  • @ethrez

    @ethrez

    4 жыл бұрын

    To translate a punch to a slap is the highest translation mastery.

  • @jadyleinn0630

    @jadyleinn0630

    4 жыл бұрын

    not funny, didnt laugh

  • @andryuu_2000

    @andryuu_2000

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jadyleinn0630 😳

  • @alibin8390
    @alibin83904 жыл бұрын

    Imagine this translator between Trump and Kim Jong Un...

  • @dr.brucebanner6949

    @dr.brucebanner6949

    4 жыл бұрын

    It will be the same Lmao Except they won't have guns only nuclear launch buttons

  • @prinzeraaj

    @prinzeraaj

    4 жыл бұрын

    World war 5!

  • @EpsilonLovesSharks

    @EpsilonLovesSharks

    4 жыл бұрын

    send nukes

  • @hongeast5174

    @hongeast5174

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kim studied in Switzerland, he is supposed to speak English..or at least understand it.

  • @ayie583

    @ayie583

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hongeast5174 Alright, Mr. Obvious.

  • @ericmgarrison
    @ericmgarrison10 ай бұрын

    Loved how they show how animals make different sounds around the world. Enjoyed the cast of Castro, Eisen, and Rapazote as well!!!! Brilliant 4 minutes!

  • @swapnildas4533
    @swapnildas45333 ай бұрын

    This is something which is in a category of rewatching every month, at this point I almost remember the sequence of dialogue, still I want to watch it as soon as it starts to fade in my memory... simple but a masterpiece

  • @piztolice3459
    @piztolice34593 жыл бұрын

    A perfect representation of "he a bit confused but he got the spirit"

  • @mimizdani8194

    @mimizdani8194

    3 жыл бұрын

    He got no spirit anymore xD

  • @l.t.m6826

    @l.t.m6826

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well about that last part...

  • @Hugo-qn5qs

    @Hugo-qn5qs

    2 жыл бұрын

    Before this blow up sign me in

  • @nnkn2291

    @nnkn2291

    2 жыл бұрын

    You have to read about islam and im proud to be muslim

  • @oksomynameisjeff4212

    @oksomynameisjeff4212

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nnkn2291 sorry no offence but who tf asked bruv? Just saying who tf asked for religious preferences in this specific topic?

  • @Jose-ew7xg
    @Jose-ew7xg4 жыл бұрын

    I cant believe the translator pulled a gun on himself xD

  • @Jose-ew7xg

    @Jose-ew7xg

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mr blind y thats big brain moves right there

  • @Squishy743

    @Squishy743

    4 жыл бұрын

    He was just translating the american guy's expression lmao

  • @Trabsol

    @Trabsol

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @Yantonio7

    @Yantonio7

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao, right!? Hahahahahaha clumsy bitch ass

  • @aBunnyThatWillChewOnYourCables

    @aBunnyThatWillChewOnYourCables

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was scrolling through the comments whilst I was halfway through the video and saw your spoiler comment lol

  • @cocoes88
    @cocoes888 ай бұрын

    so ein genialer sketch. love it! ❤

  • @athomft
    @athomft8 ай бұрын

    this never gets old, still laughing even I've watched it so many times

  • @njnexgen
    @njnexgen4 жыл бұрын

    He didn't shoot back even though he had some life, just continued translating. What a legend

  • @ThzZoltek

    @ThzZoltek

    4 жыл бұрын

    "He had some life" Bruh this ain't Fortnire gtfo 😂😂😂😂

  • @devin9083

    @devin9083

    4 жыл бұрын

    TrollFlamingo not what he meant 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @mattsucksatmusic4817

    @mattsucksatmusic4817

    4 жыл бұрын

    TrollFlamingo stop embarrassing yourself

  • @eternal9303

    @eternal9303

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ThzZoltek wow so dumb

  • @IndraD

    @IndraD

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ThzZoltek you're a dum dum

  • @kaguth
    @kaguth3 жыл бұрын

    My fav part is when he reverse translates las armas to english even though hes talking to the Spanish speaker.

  • @Chrisman740

    @Chrisman740

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah 🤣🤣

  • @Chrisman740

    @Chrisman740

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Ralph yes 😐

  • @captainjackpugh6050

    @captainjackpugh6050

    3 жыл бұрын

    *No*

  • @avinash1347

    @avinash1347

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was Spanish? I thought that was Russian..damnnn

  • @thesupremefalconandthewint3120

    @thesupremefalconandthewint3120

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Chrisman740 has always

  • @craigsouthern4793
    @craigsouthern47938 ай бұрын

    Technically the best translator to ever undertake the task

  • @uddinkayyum
    @uddinkayyum7 ай бұрын

    no matter how many times i watch this, its was always funny 😂

  • @renzaclan98
    @renzaclan984 жыл бұрын

    He's a good translator, just a bad interpreter...

  • @otshepengditshego2991

    @otshepengditshego2991

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes lol

  • @iycephoenixx4249

    @iycephoenixx4249

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @shadowlago95

    @shadowlago95

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nooo he has the worst common sense ever

  • @erickissinger7087

    @erickissinger7087

    4 жыл бұрын

    A translator translates written text actually while an interpreter interprets spoken words

  • @ChildofIcarus

    @ChildofIcarus

    4 жыл бұрын

    Adding mami or papi at the beginning of your sentences, and choosing not to use any spaces so as to mimic the speed at which a native speaker speaks, corrects any grammatical mistakes.

  • @crynonical7643
    @crynonical76433 жыл бұрын

    I cant breath from that "Coo-coo, Pio- Pio "

  • @gkm2928

    @gkm2928

    3 жыл бұрын

    It went from good to great for me

  • @warricklow4218

    @warricklow4218

    2 жыл бұрын

    i was smiling thruout and thats what makes me laugh

  • @etheldingleberry8075

    @etheldingleberry8075

    2 жыл бұрын

    *breathe

  • @imsnare
    @imsnare8 ай бұрын

    ive never actually laughed out loud at a yt video before props to the team behind this

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico8 ай бұрын

    This kept showing in my recommendations for what, 2 or 3 years? I finally gave up and here I am, watched it all. Congrats KZread.

  • @soyeloso7345
    @soyeloso73452 жыл бұрын

    He is actually the best translator. He translated every-single-word spoken even with the attitude and emotion used...😂

  • @chengejshi5523

    @chengejshi5523

    2 жыл бұрын

    and punch :')

  • @Rah.i

    @Rah.i

    2 жыл бұрын

    Even the coo coo pio pio

  • @Hm-dh1vu

    @Hm-dh1vu

    2 жыл бұрын

    Girl what

  • @medexamtoolsdotcom

    @medexamtoolsdotcom

    2 жыл бұрын

    The problem is actually that the 2 other men keep addressing HIM instead of saying what they want to say to EACH OTHER.

  • @misbel6751

    @misbel6751

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly, the title is so misleading gosh!

  • @locke8628
    @locke86283 жыл бұрын

    He isn't a bad translator, he just takes his job very seriously and translate exactly what they say

  • @manojgurung9865

    @manojgurung9865

    3 жыл бұрын

    Too much talented and confident moron that he just lost the fucking common sense man

  • @aritrabanerjee8549

    @aritrabanerjee8549

    3 жыл бұрын

    A dumb translator😂😂

  • @LifeForUndead

    @LifeForUndead

    3 жыл бұрын

    You didnt explain who was talking lmfao

  • @blueblood-_-

    @blueblood-_-

    3 жыл бұрын

    A humanoid who lost basic sense

  • @milesedgeworth132

    @milesedgeworth132

    3 жыл бұрын

    A translators job isn't to be a Google Translate. You're also supposed to be an interpretator. He didn't know whether questions were directed at him or the other party. He's a bad translator.

  • @Mindyourbusiness0026
    @Mindyourbusiness00264 ай бұрын

    Epic !!! I've laughed like I haven't laughed freely for decades. Thanks man.

  • @anordinarysubscriber1151
    @anordinarysubscriber11519 ай бұрын

    4 years ago and it still gets me everytime 😂😂

  • @douque2549
    @douque25494 жыл бұрын

    Can’t believe all this happened just cause he coughed

  • @rickyfontain4072

    @rickyfontain4072

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @dity.

    @dity.

    4 жыл бұрын

    Douque I hope all is well I feel like God laid this on my heart for me to send you this message! The Bible verses that changed my life which was Acts 2:36-43. I just wanted to say that Jesus Christ can restore your life and that is a promise according to Acts 2:39, and God loves you. If you’re in need of a good church near you here you go: www.upci.org/resources/locate-a-church God bless have a great one 🙂. I prayed over this I hope all is well 🙂

  • @-Triumph

    @-Triumph

    4 жыл бұрын

    He didn't cough you coughed!

  • @wawalinda3398

    @wawalinda3398

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@-Triumph no you didn't. He did.

  • @-Triumph

    @-Triumph

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@wawalinda3398 Deja de decir que yo tosí!

  • @Northsidewolves
    @Northsidewolves4 жыл бұрын

    It's actually the first guy's fault he told him to translate "Exactly" what they say

  • @veorangejuice733

    @veorangejuice733

    4 жыл бұрын

    What i was thinking

  • @pannik_lucas

    @pannik_lucas

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not his fault his friend didn't have common sense

  • @xhivo97

    @xhivo97

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's obviously on the spectrum. Well, was anyway.

  • @unocualqu1era

    @unocualqu1era

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@xhivo97 he was so far on the spectrum he was beyond the spectrum

  • @CrypticSWLDN

    @CrypticSWLDN

    3 жыл бұрын

    Spectrum was the entire Spectrum

  • @mandomestizo
    @mandomestizo7 ай бұрын

    please make a movie around this short, i want to see it!!!

  • @keshavbang5706
    @keshavbang57064 ай бұрын

    One of the best video I have seen in a long time

  • @JEEASPIRANT-23

    @JEEASPIRANT-23

    Ай бұрын

    yeh nowdays great videos are rare

  • @SquallyLove
    @SquallyLove4 жыл бұрын

    “Coo Coo” “Pio pio” THAT KILLED ME 😂😂😂

  • @CrossfireBolt

    @CrossfireBolt

    4 жыл бұрын

    It also killed him. Literally!

  • @justicephiri3323

    @justicephiri3323

    4 жыл бұрын

    that's where i lost it! kkk

  • @dewanrahman1204

    @dewanrahman1204

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahhah

  • @lostboy4694

    @lostboy4694

    4 жыл бұрын

    That god damn pigeon fcks everything. I wanna see more🤣

  • @nyleo04

    @nyleo04

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah that did me in lmfao

  • @swarajya.55
    @swarajya.553 жыл бұрын

    Technically, he's the world's most legit translator. Edit: may this translator bless everyone who liked this comment

  • @13tuyuti

    @13tuyuti

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tecnicamente, el es el traductor mas legitimo del mundo.

  • @Ana-rb7ws

    @Ana-rb7ws

    3 жыл бұрын

    Technically, he’s the world’s most literal translator.

  • @swarajya.55

    @swarajya.55

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Ana-rb7ws literal or literate?

  • @piotrheminiak1442

    @piotrheminiak1442

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@swarajya.55 yes

  • @swarajya.55

    @swarajya.55

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@piotrheminiak1442 feeling like the godly guy who gets a lot of likes and it feels divine to have their presence in the reply section😅

  • @kristoferkrus
    @kristoferkrus8 ай бұрын

    This is brilliant!

  • @Jabid21
    @Jabid213 жыл бұрын

    “Wait, do you mean you or him?" “You!” -Brings out second gun pointing to himself 🤣

  • @Ludabeat

    @Ludabeat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cant kill me if i kms. Genius, will try next time

  • @xatoor

    @xatoor

    3 жыл бұрын

    ikr bruh 😂😂😂😂litty 😂😂😂on a stack 😂😂😂😂 no cap 😂😂😂

  • @koryrae1399

    @koryrae1399

    3 жыл бұрын

    My tiny brain still cant understand that can someone explain

  • @atleastimnotgae2124

    @atleastimnotgae2124

    3 жыл бұрын

    Alex i know so litty😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they be buggin no cap on a stack

  • @MadaraUchiha-ux3dx

    @MadaraUchiha-ux3dx

    3 жыл бұрын

    I started dying when I saw that 💀 😭 🤣

  • @Sergio-fu7mv
    @Sergio-fu7mv4 жыл бұрын

    “Coo-Coo” “Pio-Pio” 😂

  • @mrj.kottari8453

    @mrj.kottari8453

    4 жыл бұрын

    In japanese, too, birds chirp goes like "piyo piyo" 😂

  • @jpperrud9456

    @jpperrud9456

    4 жыл бұрын

    In Brazil we say "pru pru"

  • @anaru888able

    @anaru888able

    4 жыл бұрын

    In Taiwan we say "jeo jeo" but in a high pitch

  • @lepermessiah2011

    @lepermessiah2011

    4 жыл бұрын

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone. "Gobble gobble, my friends." "Glu Glu, mis amigos."

  • @greatpretender83

    @greatpretender83

    4 жыл бұрын

    The only funny part of this shitty sketch.

  • @travel-culture
    @travel-culture2 ай бұрын

    This is like the funniest vlog watched, I watched its first days every year rewatched even have watch laughs with friends and am glad it has really grown from 4ma now 20+ma 😂

  • @man-myth-legend-6565
    @man-myth-legend-65653 ай бұрын

    I loved every second of it

  • @alessandroscarrone
    @alessandroscarrone3 жыл бұрын

    "He a little confused but he got the spirit"

  • @luzmanhasif6071

    @luzmanhasif6071

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bang bang

  • @davidraveh5966

    @davidraveh5966

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pats nation!

  • @danielridlon3198

    @danielridlon3198

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@davidraveh5966 i miss tom D:

  • @shersockholmes6261

    @shersockholmes6261

    3 жыл бұрын

    He only left as a spirit now tho😂

  • @ibnsaeed1
    @ibnsaeed14 жыл бұрын

    Who came up with this , he's a genius

  • @narfle

    @narfle

    4 жыл бұрын

    About 170 different sketch groups in the last 5 years.

  • @ZaynShabbir

    @ZaynShabbir

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@BeautyLilya 😂😂😂 nailed it

  • @kryptkeeper457

    @kryptkeeper457

    4 жыл бұрын

    This joke has been around for close to one hundred years... 1930s Abbott and costello and probably before.

  • @FranciscoMartinez-un1wj

    @FranciscoMartinez-un1wj

    4 жыл бұрын

    No one did these is pretty common in a lot of people who translate they translate things that aren't necessary and sound like that

  • @kf5541

    @kf5541

    4 жыл бұрын

    ibn Saeed1 it’s a foreign guy, I can’t translate the name though!

  • @TLDsProductions
    @TLDsProductions7 ай бұрын

    Having worked with numerous "translators" this is actually so more real than people can imagine!!!!

  • @biro1280
    @biro12807 ай бұрын

    this will never get old

  • @wilvanwyk4478
    @wilvanwyk44782 жыл бұрын

    Even with his final breath he still translated the conversation. That's a dedicated employee!

  • @tintiniitk

    @tintiniitk

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actually he did break his character in the middle for about a minute when he apologises to Jeffe, encourages him to shoot the American and then lies to the American.

  • @yb801

    @yb801

    2 жыл бұрын

    Employee of the year!

  • @yuki97kira

    @yuki97kira

    Жыл бұрын

    Give him a raise!

  • @divyapratapsingh1795

    @divyapratapsingh1795

    Жыл бұрын

    That's how the HR wants employees to work...... Till last breath

  • @electricpaisy6045

    @electricpaisy6045

    Жыл бұрын

    He is like Patrick trying to become employee of the month holding the broomstick upside down

  • @okayboomer5797
    @okayboomer57974 жыл бұрын

    It all started with that cough...😂

  • @imtiazchoudhary3976

    @imtiazchoudhary3976

    3 жыл бұрын

    Covid 19😢😢🤧🤧🤧

  • @jonburbridge2968

    @jonburbridge2968

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@imtiazchoudhary3976 Bullshit 2020

  • @hitokiribattousai7703

    @hitokiribattousai7703

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh.. Haha

  • @Echoesoftimelover

    @Echoesoftimelover

    3 жыл бұрын

    jon burbridge Alex Jones

  • @jonburbridge2968

    @jonburbridge2968

    3 жыл бұрын

    @pillowdo Alkusayer No. The numbers of infected and deaths are sooo imbelished. America is much more healthier than they are saying. There is WAY more to this than the Corona.

  • @stevepicray8438
    @stevepicray84387 ай бұрын

    I had to used translation services as a nurse, and one thing you learn right off the bat is that you speak to the translator at the beginning, and then the rest of the time you speak as if the translator is not even there.

  • @FanOfAnjnaOmKashyap
    @FanOfAnjnaOmKashyap7 ай бұрын

    *LOVED ❤ IT* *Thanks to Alternatino and his team for making this hilarious short film* In the last 3 months i have watched this video over 50 times, yes or maybe more than that, everytime it made me laugh so hard,, *Even if i am depressed, still it made me laugh, 👇👇👇THIS VIDEO IS THE BEST* 😊

  • @shilloe13
    @shilloe133 жыл бұрын

    When you get fired for doing your job properly. *Pun intended*

  • @astro7484

    @astro7484

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aaaah! I see what you did there. 😂😂

  • @uknome2754

    @uknome2754

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't know if I am dumb.. But please verify me the joke, so i won't miss it

  • @abhay4147

    @abhay4147

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@uknome2754 Fired has a double meaning here

  • @uknome2754

    @uknome2754

    3 жыл бұрын

    Uh thx.. Dumb🤐

  • @mub8445

    @mub8445

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@uknome2754 they fired a gun at him. And they fired him as a translator through that

  • @ColinAverill
    @ColinAverill4 жыл бұрын

    And this, my dear boys and girls, is why you should request an interpreter, and not a translator, should you ever need one.

  • @4ltrz555

    @4ltrz555

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 I get it

  • @saintvictorie

    @saintvictorie

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol yea

  • @Ayveh

    @Ayveh

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol very true XD

  • @girlgirl4548

    @girlgirl4548

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes, exactly. I was a translator and was always having to explain to people that being an interpreter is quite different.

  • @noexpressions6976

    @noexpressions6976

    4 жыл бұрын

    girl girl how are they different??

  • @TheLebpl
    @TheLebpl7 ай бұрын

    In these 4 mins u have more comedy and fun than in all Marvel movies together

  • @gagsoda8204
    @gagsoda82049 ай бұрын

    how did i miss this gem

  • @ggsfriend
    @ggsfriend4 жыл бұрын

    This is a weird Narcos season...

  • @H-TownGamer

    @H-TownGamer

    4 жыл бұрын

    asdfer 123 dude 😂💀

  • @Aknilox

    @Aknilox

    4 жыл бұрын

    wdym? this is what happens everytime I do it. Its not normal?

  • @riccardotosatto3264

    @riccardotosatto3264

    4 жыл бұрын

    what's is this movie?

  • @knightenchanter7908

    @knightenchanter7908

    4 жыл бұрын

    Better than Narcos.

  • @rizkyrakhmat1

    @rizkyrakhmat1

    4 жыл бұрын

    narcos in the daily basis

  • @i_watch_everything
    @i_watch_everything4 жыл бұрын

    Translator : start translating Cough : I'm gonna end this man's career

  • @meghashirodkar

    @meghashirodkar

    4 жыл бұрын

    and life

  • @petrapaulinaemotera4794

    @petrapaulinaemotera4794

    4 жыл бұрын

    Walang natawa. Wala ka nang ibang joke gago ka?

  • @mixtapemania6769

    @mixtapemania6769

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@petrapaulinaemotera4794 ki langaj w'ap pale

  • @purdudan

    @purdudan

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@petrapaulinaemotera4794 Anong ginagawa mo dito, petchay?

  • @damnyougotthewholesquadlau821

    @damnyougotthewholesquadlau821

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@petrapaulinaemotera4794 papansin amp

  • @sobirov_inc9816
    @sobirov_inc98169 ай бұрын

    dude looks like a 'name ten book' boy

  • @sirajkhan5343
    @sirajkhan53434 жыл бұрын

    He was so true to his job he even translated the slap......

  • @kostiszantos7944

    @kostiszantos7944

    4 жыл бұрын

    Era tan fiel a su trabajo que incluso tradujo la bofetada ...

  • @kend609

    @kend609

    4 жыл бұрын

    he was tan faithful to his job que tradujo la slap

  • @mixtapemania6769

    @mixtapemania6769

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kend609 li te se tan faithful to su travay que he even traducio slap la

  • @yc2560

    @yc2560

    4 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations on understanding the joke.

  • @vvventure

    @vvventure

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@yc2560 Felicitaciones por entender el chiste

  • @michaelbluejay
    @michaelbluejay Жыл бұрын

    I interpreted a Netflix movie for my father-in-law who doesn't speak English. When a character screamed, I screamed too, even though I knew it wasn't necessary. He told me he already understood the screaming.

  • @blueturtle3623

    @blueturtle3623

    Жыл бұрын

    That's me interpreting ASL in media to my family who refuse to learn ASL. I do it partially to give them a taste of their own medicine, and talk down to them like people who don't sign talk down to me. Petty? Yes, but it's getting to a point where price of admission into my life for them is learning ASL.

  • @BlackSeranna

    @BlackSeranna

    Жыл бұрын

    This is awesome in so many ways lol

  • @maloxi1472

    @maloxi1472

    Жыл бұрын

    @@blueturtle3623 ok dude...

  • @argalib

    @argalib

    Жыл бұрын

    😆😆😆🥰

  • @tangerinetech5300

    @tangerinetech5300

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@Blue Turtle can you not project your personal issues randomly into the youtube comment section. Thank you

  • @Tech-Endeavour
    @Tech-Endeavour8 ай бұрын

    What a relaxation at the end 😮‍💨

  • @jalveshwar
    @jalveshwar4 ай бұрын

    This scene is legendary, the way his eyes move before translating, understanding this does not make sense but still translates

  • @jaimeem4619
    @jaimeem46194 жыл бұрын

    He even translated the pigeon's sound how can he be the worst f*cking translator?? 😂😂

  • @WisamSafi1978

    @WisamSafi1978

    4 жыл бұрын

    As another top comment said: “he’s a good translator but bad interpreter”

  • @jonathanlim1521

    @jonathanlim1521

    4 жыл бұрын

    he didn't translate what the pigeon said tho

  • @ChaoticPen22

    @ChaoticPen22

    4 жыл бұрын

    COO COO PÍO PÍO I DIEEEED

  • @mixtapemania6769

    @mixtapemania6769

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@LincolnVOS i didnt hear you, you coughed

  • @goha9218

    @goha9218

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mixtapemania6769 no I didn't cough YOU coughed

  • @noahwolff5919
    @noahwolff59194 жыл бұрын

    The translator looks like a burnt out michael reeves

  • @zaid3013

    @zaid3013

    4 жыл бұрын

    Best joke of 2020

  • @blackbubble7821

    @blackbubble7821

    4 жыл бұрын

    i fucking knew it i thought I've seen the dude somewhere similar, michael reeves yes hahaha

  • @dominique7411

    @dominique7411

    4 жыл бұрын

    that is why i am here

  • @240Films

    @240Films

    4 жыл бұрын

    I CLICKED ON IT THINKING IT WAS HIM LOL

  • @herandonlyher

    @herandonlyher

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yooo

  • @d6udu6o8y
    @d6udu6o8y11 ай бұрын

    absolutely delightful! Ive never laugh so hard in my entire life

  • @user-kk2cm7yy4p
    @user-kk2cm7yy4p5 ай бұрын

    "I got the money you got the weapon?" This is the first and only serious sentence and it did not reach EI Jefe😆

  • @dramacidal6998
    @dramacidal69983 жыл бұрын

    He's the world's most committed translator. All the way til the end.

  • @pathania3377

    @pathania3377

    3 жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately his job lasted for just 4 min.😂😂

  • @captainsoarineagle

    @captainsoarineagle

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pathania3377 it should've lasted 2 minutes 😂😩

  • @memski9565
    @memski95653 жыл бұрын

    Imagine how difficult the script reading session was😂

  • @hughjassFrom7YearsAgo

    @hughjassFrom7YearsAgo

    3 жыл бұрын

    Must be hell i would imagine

  • @mr.fevicol4914

    @mr.fevicol4914

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact : it is script reading

  • @extrm161

    @extrm161

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/goiXk7uLodaXZpM.html a example .

  • @SStupendous

    @SStupendous

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mr.fevicol4914 huh?

  • @db5094

    @db5094

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mr.fevicol4914 huh

  • @charlesclimineda8080
    @charlesclimineda80809 ай бұрын

    I needed this laugh 😂

  • @anamericanentrepreneur
    @anamericanentrepreneur5 ай бұрын

    This is so funny! Great work!!

  • @RamiroBelmaresJr
    @RamiroBelmaresJr4 жыл бұрын

    - Do you mean "you or him"? - You! *pulls gun on himself* What?! 🤣

  • @shanezenmusic

    @shanezenmusic

    4 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit it gets better the more you think about it lmfaoo

  • @Chas-OTE

    @Chas-OTE

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@shanezenmusic My mind's still spinning from that last bit lol

  • @ohnonotjo

    @ohnonotjo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mexican Standoff 2019

  • @benprewitt4600

    @benprewitt4600

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was the part where I paused it for a second like "Wait, this flipped the script on me." LOL

  • @mikumikuareka

    @mikumikuareka

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because American guy took out the second gun and pointed it on boss It's complicated

  • @Afkg3ar
    @Afkg3ar3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine this guy being in the middle of US & China & Russia negotiation when they try to make the new arms treaty lol

  • @sakoupa

    @sakoupa

    3 жыл бұрын

    “Coo-Coo” - “Pio-Pio”....

  • @kaiju8987

    @kaiju8987

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just thinking bout it has me dying

  • @xthukuh

    @xthukuh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Would lead to an all out world war

  • @cho2583

    @cho2583

    3 жыл бұрын

    "nuke the american" "wait you tellin him to nuke me?" "no its a type of burger" "come on nuke, nuke them! BOOM BOOM!" "wait that does sound like your telling him to nuke me" "no thats how you cook it" "come on, at the white house, BOOM BOOM-" "okay if he nukes me i''ll nuke you"

  • @uniquesoljah5429

    @uniquesoljah5429

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cho2583 lol

  • @Bech285
    @Bech2856 ай бұрын

    I watch this at least once a year :D Cracks me up every time

  • @Breadatone
    @Breadatone8 ай бұрын

    he looks like he could name 10 books

  • @englishurduspeakingcourse4136
    @englishurduspeakingcourse4136 Жыл бұрын

    The most professional translator I have ever seen. Even put a gun to his own head to convey the message.

  • @NetGuyMsia

    @NetGuyMsia

    7 ай бұрын

    He also translated pigeon (3:18). 😅😂🤣

  • @anayadanayad451
    @anayadanayad4514 жыл бұрын

    Coo coo Pio pio

  • @davideassis87

    @davideassis87

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pio pio Coo coo

  • @wordzmyth

    @wordzmyth

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bang Bang!

  • @robertoenriquechavezrodrig731

    @robertoenriquechavezrodrig731

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha 😂 yaaa

  • @farque1000

    @farque1000

    4 жыл бұрын

    648 people are simple like you and counting

  • @christophfinnigan3967

    @christophfinnigan3967

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@wordzmyth but it isnt bang bang they said it more like bang bang

  • @touchm3
    @touchm39 ай бұрын

    This is a certified classic

  • @daironification
    @daironification7 ай бұрын

    Ayeeee they were both in Narcos! Great series to binge.

  • @shubhamjaiswal8590
    @shubhamjaiswal85903 жыл бұрын

    my mom : look at that kid he can speak two languages so fluently , maybe he'll become a translator in future kid in future :

  • @emerealm3779

    @emerealm3779

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Aaditya Sabharwal its a joke...

  • @anakyangbudiman8497

    @anakyangbudiman8497

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hoo hoo Piyo piyo

  • @pabloarango6945

    @pabloarango6945

    3 жыл бұрын

    Three man... the pidgeon 🐦

  • @goldexperience6797

    @goldexperience6797

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Aaditya Sabharwal Come on dude. it's just a joke that most people in the world can relate to. No need to shove in national identity.

  • @singosudiro5267

    @singosudiro5267

    3 жыл бұрын

    ah just come to java, we have 5 language in one language.

  • @MA-wm9pg
    @MA-wm9pg4 жыл бұрын

    Lesson No. 101: don’t cough while translating during an arms deal.

  • @reillusions3591

    @reillusions3591

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lesson 102 : DON'T COUGH !!

  • @LukasDorian

    @LukasDorian

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good hint for my future business.

  • @michaelpibostherapyrecipes5699

    @michaelpibostherapyrecipes5699

    4 жыл бұрын

    Especially during this Corona period haha

  • @sithynoorul6168

    @sithynoorul6168

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha

  • @sr.elboogie9262
    @sr.elboogie92625 ай бұрын

    this is hilarious kudo, bravo to whom ever came up with this idea and wrote this

  • @Sas-rf9sy
    @Sas-rf9sy7 ай бұрын

    The kind of translator where the misunderstanding only increase lol

  • @JRHunter-ys5ft
    @JRHunter-ys5ft4 жыл бұрын

    Lol I love it when the translator aimed another pistol at his own head

  • @LeSyGiaBao

    @LeSyGiaBao

    4 жыл бұрын

    999 like

  • @jurrepdb439

    @jurrepdb439

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gg

  • @aeonian_harshul

    @aeonian_harshul

    4 жыл бұрын

    i did not understand what happened there

  • @MelbourneMaster

    @MelbourneMaster

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dude never write an edit and thank people. It looks so fucking pathetic. Just keep the original comment. It looks like you have nothing else in your life when people do this shit.

  • @gsa155

    @gsa155

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MelbourneMaster lol yes

  • @johnpeter1544
    @johnpeter15444 жыл бұрын

    "I am sorry, he is the worst f*cking translator" I say he died with honor.! 😂

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