Pitbull’s Moment of Reckoning - Alternatino
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Pitbull has a dark night of the soul after a run-in with a hater.
About Alternatino:
Alternatino is a sketch show that follows Arturo Castro (“Broad City,” “Narcos”) as he attempts to navigate life as a modern Latino man - whatever that means.
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I should have guessed Mr. Worldwide would sleep with sunglasses on
@RavenPhoenix696
4 жыл бұрын
Worldwide Douche
@alicelu5691
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if this guy is some kind of Mexican or Asian pretend-rich....
@karnageninjaz5678
4 жыл бұрын
@@alicelu5691 cuban singer
@alicelu5691
4 жыл бұрын
Dinamita Karnage wow, I see why someone I knew flee Cuba now...
@prodj.mixapeofficial6431
4 жыл бұрын
shit. im too late to comment this.
This is too damn funny he said “it’s like the same song right ? No it’s like 4 different albums”😂😂😂😂😂😂 this dude is comedic genius 👌
@b1gcheco683
4 жыл бұрын
@@dillonobrien8137 possibly the excessive use of emojis
@curiousgemini
4 жыл бұрын
They're all just remixes of one song.
@georgev3320
4 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video from laughter
@juandelacruz5999
4 жыл бұрын
Dillon O'Brien idk but that shits funny
@prettyinpinky5937
4 жыл бұрын
Deceased 🤣🙈🤣🤣🤣🙈
When he removed his sleep mask and still had his sunglasses on!!😂😂😂😂
@drodrig1
3 жыл бұрын
666 likes I cant
@RaptorProducts1991
3 жыл бұрын
His parents, I swear!! 😂😂😂
@CarlosCastro-dc8cl
3 жыл бұрын
That’s was hella funny
@iamkrishradha
3 жыл бұрын
Caesy neistat
@Livingtree32
2 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video about 20 times in the last few years and I swear I've never noticed that 😂
"Did I 'Dale' to hard" 😂😂😂
“Did I dale to hard” 😂💀💀💀
@karnageninjaz5678
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, i was laughing so hard
@13janhald
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@ramirosan145
4 жыл бұрын
Dale duro!!
@twoshort509
4 жыл бұрын
“Too” sorry I was drunk lmao.. I actually took English as a minor 😂
@B58_Bless
4 жыл бұрын
Stuuupid!! Lol
The sun glasses under the sleeping mask was perfection!
@lilirustrian6086
4 жыл бұрын
I thought you were going to say is; PERFECTINO!
@RaptorProducts1991
3 жыл бұрын
The cherry on top!
@georgeschuler7194
2 жыл бұрын
twitter.com/OVargas52/status/1415747225263775746?s=20
@diggarsa8614
2 жыл бұрын
leave him, he's just trying to Dale
@andrewanderson7912
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
0:38 “Drink your Bud Light Lime.” Under appreciated line, lol.
@varshithreddy9355
3 жыл бұрын
What does it signify ?
@bait5257
3 жыл бұрын
+?
@jp2650
3 жыл бұрын
@Red Bluesome come back here and explain
@varshithreddy9355
2 жыл бұрын
@@jp2650 xD
@fizikeL
2 жыл бұрын
@@varshithreddy9355 he acts all cool and tough but drinks a flavoured light beer instead of a "real" drink
This has kind of a GTA side mission energy, especially the ending
@notsaeed
3 жыл бұрын
For real. Kinda reminded me of that San Andreas mission where Madd Dogg is jumling off the building and you have to catch him with a truck bed.
“Armando??” “Dude, no real names, he hates that!”
@SamSam-il6ec
4 жыл бұрын
I was there hundredth like!!
@armandosalinas7693
4 жыл бұрын
I do
"Did I dale too hard?" 😂😂😂😂 And the party air horn when they were looking for him😂😂😂😂😂
@Sytijinx
4 жыл бұрын
I'm still cracking up about the air horn after he fell!🤣🤣
@juandiegofm
4 жыл бұрын
GEEZUS, when they use party air horns to find you...you really are DALE too hard!
@AMG-cp9pf
4 жыл бұрын
I fkin lold hard the horn sound
@thefather5765
4 жыл бұрын
What's dale?
@DJ0394
4 жыл бұрын
@babadook trying to hook, it’s like saying go hard/do it
To me this is by far his funniest sketch. Especially the look of realization he gets when the guy calls him a douche 😄
@volcom05345
2 жыл бұрын
"You google pitbull I come up before the dog." -Pitbull 😄
@dr.badass702
Жыл бұрын
He's not even mad, just confused! "But.. I'm Mr. Worldwide!"
@redliondeaddeer
7 ай бұрын
@@volcom05345I just did and the breed comes up first 🤷♂️
"youre pitbull" "I know, I think that's the problem"
@martinfiedler4317
2 жыл бұрын
THAT killed me :D
Met pitbull in real life at a hotel I was staying in . Honestly he seemed like a humble dude but the sketch is funny
@BUCKSHOTSTV
4 жыл бұрын
carlos mendez you’re right. I spent a weekend with him when "culo" was out. Most humble artist I’ve ever had the pleasure of being around. Likes to drink like a Mfa, but was cool as hell.
@raduvlad4429
4 жыл бұрын
@@BUCKSHOTSTV sure you did.
@marin5792
4 жыл бұрын
Check his interview on a Late Night show, he seems like a really humble and chill dude who just wants to make fun music
@aubreyyoung4610
4 жыл бұрын
He was connected to a concert competition where voters chose where the concert would be. He got trolled and the site was flooded with requests to do a concert in East Bumfuck, Alaska. Did Pitbull bitch about it? Nah, he flew to Alaska and performed his ass off like he was performing on South Beach. The town ended up giving him a key to the city and I think naming an official holiday after him.
@CharlieA24
4 жыл бұрын
@@aubreyyoung4610 For real?
“All pitbull wanted to do is dale all over the world” 😂😂
@preetikaur5334
4 жыл бұрын
What does "Dale" mean? Totally clueless about the word 😂
@juandiegofm
4 жыл бұрын
@@preetikaur5334 It's just a Spanish slang that has too many senses, sort of an expression of encouragement: Go for it...hit it...just do it...JUST DALE!!!
@m4ch207
3 жыл бұрын
I've seen you all over youtube now, it spooks me.
@gssbr
3 жыл бұрын
Dale Dele Dele Dolly
@driziiD
3 жыл бұрын
damn, FBI profound words
When I first saw Arturo Castro in Narcos I would‘ve never thought he could be so funny. He’s awesome!
When he sees his own philosophical vedio and says "Wht the f***ck m i talking abt!!" 😂😆🤣😭
"Yo what up parents, it's Pitbull"😂😂😂😂😂😂
@maciejdziewit6822
3 жыл бұрын
ajahaahgaa
@asimpleman6464
2 жыл бұрын
Jajajaja
@JaimeEskobar
2 жыл бұрын
Orale
I truly had no idea that the psycho criminal son from Narcos was so talented and worked on such a range of projects.
@cloverleaf3996
4 жыл бұрын
H B fkin hate that david character of his, but if i may watch again narcos season 3 im sure im gonna laugh everytime i see him
@-Ncrypt
4 жыл бұрын
@@cloverleaf3996 lol same here
@gussy2103
4 жыл бұрын
yeah his spanish isnt choppy like all the other actors.
@probablynotabigtoe9407
4 жыл бұрын
He great... Loved him in Broad city
@madkilla3739
4 жыл бұрын
Same brk
"Nobody can do what you do. Even if you do it a lot and in the same way, everytime"
The line delivery on: „I think that‘s the problem.“, is great👌
I lost my shit when he took of his night shades to reveal his sunglasses
@TheDarp95
4 жыл бұрын
Happiest moment of the year for sureeeee
"Feminism Ft. Chris Brown" Alternatino might actually be the next big comedy series
@thephoenix2176
4 жыл бұрын
Si
@oskarknutsson479
4 жыл бұрын
It wont, it's too niche and don't appeal to a big enough crowd
@user-jc7pb2dk1u
4 жыл бұрын
Dale!
@JoeelGaucin
4 жыл бұрын
@@oskarknutsson479 Yeah unfortunately, if you're not black or white nobody gives a shite.
@I.M.N.L
4 жыл бұрын
Joeel Gaucin what about key and peele? Dave chapel? Kevin Hart?
How does he managed to be the number one most hated man on Netflix to the best Comedian?
@EpicTime33
4 жыл бұрын
Because now the most hates person in netflix is Arturo 😂
@emprrah
3 жыл бұрын
What you mean?
@emprrah
3 жыл бұрын
How'come?
@rifqihanief2909
3 жыл бұрын
He played as a villain in narcos season 3
@klumsyninja9073
3 жыл бұрын
Best comedian. Ight fam, chill
I'm laughing so hard and watched for several times..it is so hilarious.. There are 7 things make me lmfao; 1. Dale (idk correct spelling) 2. Mr. Worldwide 3. Sleeping with eye mask and sunglass 4. Listening to same kinda song but it's all from 4 different album 5. His own clip from Tubeo - "in heart meat" 😂 6. Family portrait 😂😂😂 (mom & dad) 7. The air horn sound hahahahhaha😂😂😂
@philleotardo7879
Жыл бұрын
and from inteview :DD 95k likes and 105m dislikes :D
@imnimbusy2885
Жыл бұрын
Me when I realise I wasted my whole life and still want to know if some of it made it out okay so I try calling my parents: “Yo, what up parents.”
“Generosity, generosity, blessings, blessings, above ground, above ground, okay that’s enough” 😂😂😂
@salsasoul4112
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaaaa! I laughed so hard at that 😭😭😭😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣
@dobrivojejeyostanica6511
Жыл бұрын
i whachet milion times
@tatonghudas
10 ай бұрын
I wanna meet the real Pitbull and take a picture with him but I'm afraid I'm gonna be disappointed if he doesn't do that T__T
Hahahahaha his dad and his mom are bald as well. Hahahahahaha.
@budtastic1224
4 жыл бұрын
Did I 'dale' too hard?
@pilgrimmanahan8035
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@laughnowcrylater3500
4 жыл бұрын
They all have leukimia
@ooferrell
4 жыл бұрын
Lol now I gotta watch again I missed that part lmfao!!!
@kaktees
4 жыл бұрын
With goatees
When he took off his sleeping mask and had shades on underneath though..
Love the suspenseful music
The family photo broke me
@jaclynjt8410
4 жыл бұрын
Yes! 😂😂😂
“DID I DALE TOO HARD?” Mr.World Wide’s moment of epiphany.
@RuizSBLVIChamps
4 жыл бұрын
LOL...
@southsydesasha3125
4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@ankitaaarya
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
The background music is really amazing.
He was drinking Bud Light!!! This is too perfect))
I've been seeing a lot of Alternito on my feed. You did well KZread, you did well.
@castronator29
4 жыл бұрын
Actual funny things coming from Comedy Central, wasnt expecting for that.
@teukufayzal9998
4 жыл бұрын
bentep0511 whats Alternito?
@nopejoeandangie
4 жыл бұрын
@@castronator29 Comedy Central has been killing it with sketch comedy. Key & Peele, then right into Broad City for five seasons, now Alternativo. Even Inside Amy Schumer wasn't terrible terrible (Paul Giamatti guest starred as God for a sketch).
@teukufayzal9998
4 жыл бұрын
Nope Offmate whats alternativo
@romansale2697
4 жыл бұрын
@@castronator29 me too bro
"That gotta be the same song right, No that's not that's like 4 different albums" 😂😂😂😂
If only all celebrities could get humbled like this
@fuziontonygaming
10 ай бұрын
Lol pretty sure Pitbull is chill irl I think his music just is an exaggerated version of him but there probably are some celebs that need to be humbled lol.
"Mami, papai where did I go wrong ?!, Did I Dale too hard " lmfaooo
Anyone not gonna mention his call got disconnected on voicemail? 🤦🏽♂️😂
@deephillips6964
4 жыл бұрын
Sd the same... I died Lolz 🤣🤣
@dolphinbeta514
4 жыл бұрын
No
@boquin84
4 жыл бұрын
Omg I didn't even realized that... Comment section FTW lol
@DonnaFlavia
4 жыл бұрын
Is that a reference?
@Drhumbolt
4 жыл бұрын
That used to be a thing
The horns tho 😩😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Yo my life is awesome" 😂 i was not ready for that
"Drink your Bud Lite Lime." LMAO 🤣🤣
This can easily be turned into a dj khaled segment. Put him in all scenes instead saying the same exact thing.
@porkyfood6095
4 жыл бұрын
But Khaled is really a douche 😂😂😂
@lebbeus
4 жыл бұрын
Another one, we the best, blessed up
@williambatson2514
4 жыл бұрын
I hate how Khaled has to always announce himself in any song, like he has to say his own name so you know he was in the song...DJ KHALED! what a fucking joke of a guy
@CharlieA24
4 жыл бұрын
MAJOR KEY!
@perstephanies
4 жыл бұрын
You get a writing credit!
“What the F$@& am I talking about” killed me 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
@mannion7646
4 жыл бұрын
Haha YEH
As a Pitbull fan, I find this really hilarious and replay able, this is gold, I don't know why I didn't see this sooner, but way to go, fellas
@Chris.Pontius
11 ай бұрын
No wonder you find it replay able. Isn't that your special ability as a pitbull fan?
I found about Alternatino long time ago but it's only now that I'm actually watching this and being a fan.
That family photo was AWESOME.
Am i a douche ? That's one question we should ask ourselves everyday...
@bobbob5007
4 жыл бұрын
It’s not a question it’s a daily goal for me
@atlaskaiser693
4 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with being douche ?
@rudystraight1750
4 жыл бұрын
You're a free range useless consumer slave
The fact that he wears sunglasses under his sleeping mask made me LOL. what a doosh
Did he say you gotta feel it in your heart meat???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jenniferbove5752
4 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@RantTherapist
4 жыл бұрын
beat
@salsasoul4112
4 жыл бұрын
YUP! LMFAO! 😩😩😩😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
@Taijifufu
4 жыл бұрын
Def said meat lol.😂
"generosity generosity blessings blessings"
@sangfroid8903
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahha
“Yo I’m in a real bad place right now man, I think I suck or something” 😂
I have never seen a more perfectly round head. Amazing.
1:23 95,105,292 views, 105k up, 95m down. Pure gold XD
@homelackin2234
4 жыл бұрын
Bahahah almost missed that
@javyacuna4380
4 жыл бұрын
I wanna watch "Feminism ft Chris Brown" haha!
@beigefox6579
4 жыл бұрын
I'm searching "Is Pitbull a douche" on KZread right now 😂
@new89yorknix
4 жыл бұрын
292 were autoplay
@LetsEatTogether
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha. Yep
“But I’m Mr. World wide!!” “More like World Wide Douch” Hahahahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the horn just Killin me 😂
His life was good and he let some young knucklehead kids words get to him. Damn. Words hurt.
@mohamud.l.ghazal2346
4 жыл бұрын
This is a joke and BTW he is a douch
@probablynotabigtoe9407
4 жыл бұрын
Truth hurts and Ignorance is bliss.
@drunkagain3379
3 жыл бұрын
Mohamud .L.Ghazal most say he isn’t.
@unculturedswine5583
3 жыл бұрын
@@drunkagain3379 you can be a decent person in some ways and a douche in different ways at the same time, case in point awful people who are doting grandparents, if his songs are serious he absolutely is a total douchebag but in some private aspects hew might be decent, hard to say really, celebrities are always covered in a kind of haze and he seems to be quite marketing savvy. and any smart celebrity donates a bit of their massive wealth to charity anyways. regardless, he probably is a massive douche in some ways. If his views on women and life in his songs are anything to go by.
Pitbull song in a nutshell.....a few random words to do with partying followed by a random Spanish word
@kpag3030
4 жыл бұрын
Shimmano Joe yup
@33sixpack
4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about mentioning Pitbull once or twice in the start of the song during and at the end.
@rohanb2711
4 жыл бұрын
Dale
@shimmanojoe2221
4 жыл бұрын
Remember he dropped that song with flo rida it was 24 carat gold corn
@Amadeus-ms9lt
4 жыл бұрын
@@33sixpack He mentions his name so we can switch to another song.
"I think I suck or somethin'." 🤣
"Did I "dale" too hard?" LMFAO!
His sunglasses are always on even at home I’m dying 😂😂😂
"Yo, what's up parents, it's me, Pitbull".
They said but you're Pitbull he said "I think that's the problem" Lmfao. Dead.
“World wide, world wide, world wide” “Dale, dale, dale, dale kulo” “Oh yeah! I’m mr world wiiiide” That sequence was just way too funny, I’m telling you!!
@BBL_Inc
2 жыл бұрын
He says dale duro, which means hard in Spanish
@Brett_Ross
2 жыл бұрын
@@BBL_Inc He most definitely does not say duro. The OP is right, although he spelled it wrong.
@BBL_Inc
2 жыл бұрын
@@Brett_Ross oh my bad, he actually did, I got tripped up cause he always says dale duro
The video he watches of himself, has 105K likes, and 95M dislikes...
Arturo Castro and Key & Peele would have AMAZING comedic chemistry
Wtf am i talking about🤣🤣
@pleaseexcusemeimavirgo7126
4 жыл бұрын
Been there buddy
@coachceaser8378
4 жыл бұрын
Yasir Zahir lmao that was so funny
@sweetLemonist
4 жыл бұрын
I died at that part :))))))
@xKalphax
4 жыл бұрын
Lmbo
The DJ horns killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
You can tell these dudes actually like Pitbull. They wouldn't be able to rag on him so hard if they didn't!
For a moment there I thought Pit Bull was dying. He looked like a lollipop.
@akiba1972
4 жыл бұрын
Lol I had to Google a pic like wth is wrong with his face
"Did I Dale too hard?" 😂 😂
@jessielawson6982
4 жыл бұрын
What does it mean ?
This sketch is priceless and nerver get old 😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is a genius
Arturo Castro is brilliant!✌
I wasn’t ready for the sleep mask over the sunglasses. I wasn’t ready! 😂😂😂
“What am I talking about?” 😂
One of the best pieces of comedy on KZread. Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
“Drink your Bud Lite.” Perfect! Lol
Yo what up parents it’s me Pit bull!!! 😭😂😂😂 and that family portrait, priceless 👌🏾
If only Pitbull would have this sort of epiphany in his real life
The Lethal Weapon sound on the beach 👌🏻
OK, it was funny, but it bums me out people think he's a douche :( He does a lot for the kids of South Florida. And he pretty much was raised by a single mom, and eventually a foster family.
@mannion7646
4 жыл бұрын
FUKK EM
@WestMeetsEastIndonesia
4 жыл бұрын
His adopted brother was a close friend of mine, sadly he passed away from cancer. I grew up in Miami. I have personally met "pit bull" several times because of his adopted family. Both his brothers are good people. One of them used to be a big time graffiti artist that used to do "get ups" with my brother. BTW a get up is a mural or painting. 😅 anyway, cool guy. Good family. My brother used to make fun of him when he was younger because he was always rapping and saying he would be big one day. I guess my brother looks pretty stupid because after DJ Laz picked him up and started playing his music on power 96 he blew up! 🤷 who knew. Good for him.
@redmane6468
4 жыл бұрын
He is a douche I've met him. You can do good and still be a fucking asshole personality wise.
@pr_ank_sisters
4 жыл бұрын
@@redmane6468 Much better than a furry though.
@redmane6468
4 жыл бұрын
@@pr_ank_sisters Nah, but he's probably less of a douche than you,.
I am obsess with Arturo and Alternatino! Easily added to my fave shows including Key & Peele and Drunk History.
@fairfour3914
4 жыл бұрын
For realll
One of those classic sketches. We need more Alternatino please
When he started spamming the airhorn 😂 2:36
The sunglasses under the sleep mask, the family photo,and the 'i can fly' really did it for me 😅😅😅😅😅
"Yo, what up, parents. It's me, Pitbull" 😂😂😂
I know it is only for fun but it also shows how important supportive friends are in life
Nice key and peele reference “I can do anything”
@beigefox6579
3 жыл бұрын
Yo, Screw that negativity man. Boys and girls dont let anyone tell you what you cannot do...😂😂😂
@shashank2164
3 жыл бұрын
You can fly
*Sunglasses underneath the sleeping mask.* 0:50 That’s some funny shit!!!
Those air horns are so funny! It's like attracting dogs to the sound.
He came, and he went, and I never even heard of him.
Went to a show with Pitbull with Enrique Iglesias a few years back. Great show. Pitbull was on first. Funny part was when Pitbull was performing all the guys were into it, ladies dancing on stage, lights flashing. Ladies in the audience were just chilling just like “ehh.” Enrique Iglesias comes on after Pitbull and all the women are screaming 😍 their lungs out, standing, shouting “I love you, marrrrrrrry me :). All the men sit down and are just like “ehh.”
Sometimes I find my self dancing like at 3:36 yelling out loud, “Dale duro! Dale duro!” I can never dale too hard😂😂
"Wtf, am I talking about?" Got me so hard lol.
I broke into a million pieces at 1:00.
"you are pitbull man" i think thats the problem 😂😂😂
Bro..... tell me why he played this good!!! 😂
Sweet Jesus. This video had me crying. lmao
"I can fly!" Yea I saw this line coming lol 😂😂
"takes off the pads from the eyes at nights" he's wearing sunglasses indoor while sleeping, holy shit
" I can do anything! I can fly" that's Key and Peele's liner out there! Hahaha