This is the Gangsta version of parents telling their kids they had to climb mountains to get to class.

@brendaleyva4289

4 жыл бұрын

Robert Cleft omg seriously

@xOGxSE7ENx

4 жыл бұрын

For real 😂😂😂

@broodypie2216

4 жыл бұрын

How you go uphill both ways? What is this an mc escher piece?

@anouarkrassimovich7481

4 жыл бұрын

nice one ;)

@johnsotelo8652

4 жыл бұрын

Hence why my parents didn't graduate

Dad : “how old are you son?” Me: “I’m 12” Dad: “I was 15 at your age”

@raamyasharahla535

3 жыл бұрын

Classic 😂😂😂😂

@aarambhabhandari2486

3 жыл бұрын

Thats og

@thehoodedman6954

3 жыл бұрын

Respect the og.

@ZetroDrummer

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha

@doposud

3 жыл бұрын

i was 25 at 15 - Mike Tyson

"it was always cold because the atmosphere was half as thick and shit, but we didnt care, me and my homies were fish." My man is straight out of the primordial soup

@Matt-lx6cj

4 жыл бұрын

A Stone in the Sun needs to be in a rap or something would be dope haha

@eugeneng2574

4 жыл бұрын

He said that he had to learn how to rewalk 🤣

@rachanaacharya1799

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mikejohnson3338

2 жыл бұрын

From fish to rotary phones, dude's been alive for a minute.

@24934637

2 жыл бұрын

He's got brains made of primordial soup!

He literally called his homie just to talk to him later😂😂

@imdanielmartinez

4 жыл бұрын

true og

@mr.lowslow7702

4 жыл бұрын

firstname lastname thats what’s up man

@tigresavoladoragiganterealista

4 жыл бұрын

Thats how it bettho maooo

@thirdworldninja4024

4 жыл бұрын

That's the real OG

@darthtrump4428

4 жыл бұрын

yoo dude wazzup im ya alterego

Killed me at "there was only 1 continent"😂🤣🤣

@mandywathen7847

4 жыл бұрын

Right!! Me too

@Icecoldhard

4 жыл бұрын

Yep that one had me

@3258jose3258

4 жыл бұрын

"this bitch don't know bout pangea"

@martianastronaut4917

4 жыл бұрын

"That's a lot of ground to cover"

@jacksonmojela6770

4 жыл бұрын

Had me 😁😁😁 too ground to cover

He out here reppin' that Pangea

@elcocaino8728

4 жыл бұрын

Lol got me dead

@jiboodie5344

4 жыл бұрын

“This bitch don’t know bout Pangea” - brain 🧠

@DokuNekuon

4 жыл бұрын

@@jiboodie5344 love that song

@waterdroplets1627

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@meneersfeerbeheer

4 жыл бұрын

@@jiboodie5344 I was just about to fucking comment that man

Modern kids: it sucks we have to walk to school, my feet hurt... Grandpa: back in MY day, we didnt have feet!

@giraffeorganic

3 жыл бұрын

Me and my homies were just fish!

@ryadh456

3 жыл бұрын

reminds me of Longbeachgriffy.

@timexyemerald6290

3 жыл бұрын

Modern kids:it sucks we had to walk to school, my feet hurt... Grandpa:back in my day, we didn't have feet Modern kids: Jesus. how old are you Grandpa:i saw big bang

@RebornLegacy

3 жыл бұрын

Godfrey joke 😔😒

@jamesclark7648

3 жыл бұрын

😆

"H I J K L M N O GEE!!!"that part had me laughing yo.

@ericgavizon8446

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf is ur aeroponics playlist lmao

@db5094

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericgavizon8446 why tf you going through his aeroponics playlist

@ericgavizon8446

3 жыл бұрын

@@db5094 idk I thought it was hella weird

@db5094

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericgavizon8446 brb gonna check his aeroponics playlist

@db5094

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericgavizon8446 you're right, looks like a normal kids play list ig

"H I J K L M N *O* *G* " 😂

@zach4936

4 жыл бұрын

Vinny Prada yes

@dorucraiut6923

4 жыл бұрын

hahahhahaha

@justicephiri3323

4 жыл бұрын

who comes up with these lines! lol

@zach4936

4 жыл бұрын

@@justicephiri3323 stfu racist

@mog7501

4 жыл бұрын

@@zach4936 wtf? racist?

Yo straight OG and these writers actually know how to end a sketch!! 👏👏👍👍😂😂

@MohanadHaji

4 жыл бұрын

Hi man can you tell me what OG means 😅

@MohanadHaji

4 жыл бұрын

@@jjokinen8420 thanks alot

@peluchinpower

4 жыл бұрын

You mean etch a sketch

@19ars92

4 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding me This sketch is shit man Not funny at all, maybe I’m more into black humor but still the sketch is as lame as Instagram comedians

@TheJofrica

4 жыл бұрын

It seems like a Key and Peele sketch

It’s like he gets exponentially older with every anecdote

@soulsymphony5111

4 жыл бұрын

a master remark man

@trampy6936

3 жыл бұрын

Uh... Ya, and? That's part of the joke.. how is this a revelation?

@mazwimadzinane8009

3 жыл бұрын

I saw that too 🤣🤣🤣

@safwanshahriar4108

3 жыл бұрын

@@trampy6936 Shut up bro. This guy's the og.

@mikejohnson3338

2 жыл бұрын

From fish to rotary phones, dude's been alive for a minute.

"Back in my day,we weren't allowed to smoke fools for a while cause there was only 20,000 of us" "Gangsters?" "No,humans"

@champ1159

3 жыл бұрын

OOOOOOOOOGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@kimalale

3 жыл бұрын

Right there!!!

@milutinbandjur5046

3 жыл бұрын

E

@malsmals

3 жыл бұрын

H I J K L M N *OG*

@interestsavvy6813

Жыл бұрын

H I J K L M N O G!

"And then wakele wakele wakele with a long stick"

@kayladawn3855

4 жыл бұрын

Lite the fuse then snackate

@davidreal1031

4 жыл бұрын

Light the fuse and sácate!! 🤪

@RicardoMoralesMassin

4 жыл бұрын

I had to laugh pause at that part

@shivamwasp

4 жыл бұрын

**Light that fuse and snakate**

@slavinki1259

4 жыл бұрын

Light the Fuze then, Smackade

"Me and my homies were fish anyway" Im getting that tattooed on me

@adanperez648

4 жыл бұрын

Do you like fish sticks?

@SpearDusk

4 жыл бұрын

that part got me xD

It all makes sense when you realize he's immortal.

@tahaabbas6616

3 жыл бұрын

The Immortal OG. 😂😂😂

@bubeable

3 жыл бұрын

Don't hang me but what does OG mean? Like obviously something nostalgic and old but what exactly?

@kadei7117

3 жыл бұрын

@@bubeable OG means original They speaking how things were done back in the days before we came up with our own

@bubeable

3 жыл бұрын

@@kadei7117 Ooh, okay thanks :)

@memesfromdeepspace1075

3 жыл бұрын

Og (old God)

When he said “wacatè wacatè and snakatè” I felt that 🙌😭

TURN ON CAPTIONS FOR THE VIDEO AND YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED I PROMISE HAHAHAHA

@SellerOfSnakeOil

4 жыл бұрын

Came here to make this comment

@BKHunnie23

4 жыл бұрын

Okay. I thought is was just me. *Puts imaginary penis down* wtf lmaooo

@Trashheapcuntspawn

4 жыл бұрын

Feels good to be appreciated.

@mr.e2297

4 жыл бұрын

That jojo reference though.

@Trashheapcuntspawn

4 жыл бұрын

@@mr.e2297 You got it? god bless you sir.

"I had to relearn how to walk... I got polio on my 30th birthday "🤣🤣🤣 THAT'S Og!!

Imagine him and Carlito (Jordan Peele) in the same sketch :D

@texasblue9206

2 жыл бұрын

Bruhhh

@stevehorspool2969

2 жыл бұрын

Consequencessss

@Pacific-qu7en

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@kindredlebel9175

2 жыл бұрын

The world would inplode

"shut up..I'm still dialing''😂😂😂😂😂

Lol, I cried laughing at the slap and old school bike

@JuneBuggJr

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, OG Bike ha

@marcosorduno9203

4 жыл бұрын

I got so many questions man

“You wanna know what’s OG you ever got round on a horse because you had to and not for fun esay” “O to the G man”

@Boog1137

4 жыл бұрын

ese*

@barneysykes4013

4 жыл бұрын

Kyle De Valk thanks man that’s OG

@gustavomendoza6028

4 жыл бұрын

Barney Sykes lol I wonder what level og I am then cause I work my horse daily

@AzeOfSpadez

4 жыл бұрын

@@Boog1137 esse**

He relearned how to walk after having polio on his 30th birthday. R E S P E C T

@RickyBobby42069

3 жыл бұрын

That's OG

@2:04 🤣- “*Intense Penance Stare as the South American souls of the damned leave his eyes and deliberate on whether this mortal shall be spared or not*” IYKYK 😂😂

"yo dawg, when are you from?" 😂💀💀

@TheSmilodon85

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO 😂 💀

@Sheriff_K

4 жыл бұрын

Nah but like, what if he was actually an immortal though? 🤨🤔

@elcocaino8728

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sheriff_K fr.old ass gangster from a different time period

@Lobo0011

4 жыл бұрын

Sheriff K read the captions of when he gets called a busted ass poser 😂😂

@GotYiffs

4 жыл бұрын

HE'S FROM H I J K ... LMNO Geeeeee, duh respect the OG

“Wackate wackate waxkate” “Then Smackate!” 😂😂😂

Bruh respect for the guy who wrote the subtitles.He is the actual OG

@Bardomp

8 ай бұрын

Yeah they are so weird, surprised no one talks about them.

"i have so many questions" all day every day

reminds me of Key and Peele "Loco" sketch

@jaysontan8094

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah i miss carlito the true gangstah.

@lestercoattailsaloser8887

4 жыл бұрын

they will collab !! i dont think it will be their egos that kill it but some executives b.s

@themayachronicles1616

4 жыл бұрын

Yea, me too.

@steelxx1779

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@fatmandirtball4746

4 жыл бұрын

Carlito is LOCO ESE

“I have so many questions” Literally me everywhere I go. LMAO

He's so OG when he was young it was just called gangster.

You think this is OG? When I was a kid, we were all just cosmic dust floating through the empty void of space.

@Karlwasright

4 жыл бұрын

Nigga, when I was a kid, you couldn't even move, cause all of space time was centered into one point. But ya'll wouldn't know nuthin' bout that.

@duritoburito989

4 жыл бұрын

Daym thats OG

@OdysseusVrakas

4 жыл бұрын

@Shinee bro when I was a kid. I watched you say those words and be like aw little bro learning to talk

@BobzBurg3rz

4 жыл бұрын

Charlaay holmes thats OG

@tantainguyen4290

4 жыл бұрын

OG af homes

“You talking about a musket?” 💀😭

"Back in the day, we didn't wear facemasks"- the real OG

@u.v.s.5583

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, dude, when was that? Was it before the battle of Ypres?

Back in the day, we didn't have running water. We had to lick each other clean, like cats.

@nomadactual2484

3 жыл бұрын

O to the G

Back in the day we had to deal with softcore porn ads. Now that’s OG.

@zerocooljpn

4 жыл бұрын

soft porn sucked so much

@slowmo4388

4 жыл бұрын

With dial-up loud as hell.

@SaveThePurpleRhino

4 жыл бұрын

But we have virtual girl on our desktop

@Sytijinx

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣 I kinda miss the softy porn. It made a person curious, but annoyed at the same time, so eventually *click click*

@danonbrez3827

4 жыл бұрын

"Dial 1-900-HOT-HOTT"

This is it! I didn't think anything could top off Pitbull but this one does😂😂😂😂 The slapping was the icing on the cake 👌👌👌👌

@MVSVOLQUEZ

4 жыл бұрын

If

@a.g8969

4 жыл бұрын

The translator skit is probably the best so far.

@MohanadHaji

4 жыл бұрын

Hii can you tell me what is OG 😅😅

Me thinking while watching “How far will he go back?” Thought he would go to the pyramids then he went as far as Pangaea. That floored me 😂

Turn on captions at: 0:32 1:10 1:18 1:21 1:30 1:52 2:04 - 2:13 (includes jojo reference) And lastly 2:26 for old bike Edits were made whilst watching to get these time stamps

@Trashheapcuntspawn

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for letting me know it wasn't a total waste of time. And also paying the gesture forward from me.

@sowhat...

3 жыл бұрын

What's the Jojo reference? Jojo who? I thought it was a singer I think from kci and jojo or whatever but maybe you mean some cartoon?

You know whats real OG? Is when you have to wait for the big bang to happen ese.

@shrek19yearsago78

2 жыл бұрын

The Big Bang is not real because i was there

*Intense Penance Stare as the South Amaerican souls of the damned leave his eyes and deliberate on whether this mortal shall be spared or not*

@gabrielmendez2967

4 жыл бұрын

2:03

@Tonybc99

4 жыл бұрын

Werid, since they are imitating mexicans, and mexico is in north america

@Atom85825

4 жыл бұрын

Also this is even better now with Robbie Reyes's Ghost Rider in mind lmao

@Trashheapcuntspawn

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tonybc99 Should I change it? I didn't know Mexico was in North America, but that feels like it ruins the joke.

@SPCrisis

3 жыл бұрын

Amateur Menace nah don’t trip about it. They got South American gangs too

I started dying of laughter when he rode away on the bike at the end😂😂😂

"*Intense Penance Stare as the South American souls of the damned leaves his eyes and deliberate on whether this mortal shall be spared or not*" That's some OG captions..DALE DALE 305 WORLDWIDE

“Yo,Man when are you from?”had me dying😂

Dam g that's og,

@Thepaolo98

4 жыл бұрын

Isaiah Contreras your comment it’s OG ese

Lol I keep coming back to this video to re-watch it once in a while. So funny.

@nursultantulyakbay7070

2 жыл бұрын

Back in 2022.

2:06 JoJo reference in captions

I am really impressed by this actor! He played in Narcos a scary terrifying Charakter, and here he played also a gangster, but in a very funny way. And both performances are spot on. Would be happy to see him in a bigger spotlight

1:38 You see my homes, at your age, the air was always cold ese, always cold; cuz' the atmosphere was like, half as thick as it is now and shit. But it didn't matter to us, bruh. Me and my homies was fish anyways, you feel me? Que!? Glug glug motherfocka, glug glug...

I swear we need a sketch with Arturo Castro together with Key and Peele. Imagine the chaotic sketches they would come up with 😆😆

So glad I the Closed captions were turned on

that glove slap and then that old bicycle wow

OG schooling them fools 😂

@laurabrooks8824

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin A right

I'm loving the creativity of subtitles recently

Just discovered the Alternatino. The translator video had me hooked. We need more videos please.

"I have so many questions man" 😂

This probably the funniest skit on this channel right after the the substitute teacher one

@AudaibnJad1

4 жыл бұрын

Try the one with the architect or the border crossing guy.

@AcediaFPS

4 жыл бұрын

literal translator is still the best for me

@xxblankxxzy1622

4 жыл бұрын

go watch more key and peele might change ur mind

@dco1019

4 жыл бұрын

From alternatino the worst translator is best. He didnt top that one yet

@shadowreaper5413

4 жыл бұрын

@@dco1019 true

That cycle. DAMN. THAT'S HEAT BRO. ROLLIN OG

"There was only one continent there a lot of ground to cover"🤣🤣🤣

I remember hearing muskets going “smackate” in the hood growing up!

WACKEDY, WACKEDY, WACKEDY, then SMACKEDY!! lol 🤣

i love the captions

I love alternatino man Every sketch is fire🔥🔥

The bicycle got me 😂

This reminds me of Key and peele's "Carlito" skits.

@budtastic1224

4 жыл бұрын

Consequences!

@fighterck6241

4 жыл бұрын

That's Carlito's mentor.

@Aahe42

4 жыл бұрын

Sitting is for pussies!

@mikejeffries3333

4 жыл бұрын

"I may not be OG, but you know who is? My friend, Mister Basurahead!"

Yeah I saw this when it first came out like brand new episode on tv... still awesome.

i love the closed captions

These skits just keep getting better everytime!

This was PERFECT! LOL! The way he packed his musket...wacate wacate. OMG! "A pox on your clika." I can't stop laughing.

dude the subtitles are so good

Prime Minister just announced another 2 weeks extension of lockdown..was so stressed just now, but feel good after had a good laugh watching this skit..love it!

“When I was growing up, my abuelitas house was the only Taco Bell”

@KalelaChannel

4 жыл бұрын

What is abuelitas? Is that spanish for grandma or something?

@jesusbrown9276

4 жыл бұрын

Kalela lol yea bro

@josetobon1799

4 жыл бұрын

Thats og

@WonderlandGardens

4 жыл бұрын

Just wonderin, how do you get the ita?

@alexandercrush

4 жыл бұрын

Respecto the OG 👊😧

1:32 “Yo dawg when are you from”😂

The captions are amazing

The captions are the freaking best

This guy is HYSTERICAL!! ❤❤

Truest OG if I've ever known one. Respect.

These subtitles are great! Props to whoever wrote them. A real OG, know what I'm saying?

@laserpmr

2 жыл бұрын

Back in my day, we didn't have no subtitles. We had pencil them in on a tv

Whoever wrote the captions for this had an absolute field day.

This guy is top tier comedy. His skits has me really dying over here. Praise to OG.

This video is so OG!

The beat at the end is sick!

This is giving me “consequences” vibes

Can we all stop to acknowledge that really nice flannel he’s wearing... just saying

@ajmalsafi13

2 жыл бұрын

That's OG.

Haha best show on comedy central. Funny guy😂😂😂😂😂

Love this show

"whackity whackity whackity with a long stick, Light the fuse then Snackity!" Lolol

@khrystoferambriz5897

4 жыл бұрын

lmao shnackate

Lmao. ,this man always makes me laugh ,he is really talented

I see Alternatino, I click, I learn something new about society. Simple.

I just love this man..... What a talented guy he is.....

The captions make it so much better lol

Shut up, I'm still dialing. Lol 😂

@MichaelLee-nn9fo

4 жыл бұрын

Cheryl Olds 😂😂😂😂😂😂

My 90 year old grandma had to ride a horse to school by the first grade and then she got pneumonia from riding in the rain and then had to repeat the first grade. She would hear coyotes and mountain lions attacking her family's farm animals almost nightly. Once she had to run away from the house since a bear had come from the mountains and was eating their berries. Now that was OG in the wild Pacific Northwest

This show needs a season 2

2:06 English Captions: Oh You're Approaching me? iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE?!?

That unicycle with the background music. 😂

Boy...that's some OG right there!

The captions make it even better

Y’all’s skits got me laughing just as hard if not harder than Key and Peele.

"I have so many questions man" xD