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@OGMandala

3 жыл бұрын

Pog

@kugaththeplaguefather6332

3 жыл бұрын

POGGERS

@chocomint4771

3 жыл бұрын

ok :D

@sat9322

3 жыл бұрын

interesting

@Alvionalx

3 жыл бұрын

pog

4:59 “bedrock is vaporized instantly” Steve: *impossible.*

@expertxx9923

4 жыл бұрын

He gonna fall into the void real fast

@NightMations

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@LukyOnYoutube

4 жыл бұрын

Yasssss Minecraft

@EdwardTrain

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@wowok8196

4 жыл бұрын

Steve: Wait, that’s *illegal*

“Would be the equivalent of 3 billion tons of TNT” Don’t do it man that’s gonna crash the server!

@cgabe1998

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@PrinceNatee

4 жыл бұрын

The Man on The Moon dude this is a serious situation

@johnsjunk9157

4 жыл бұрын

lmaooooo

@Bit-ve5fo

4 жыл бұрын

@@PrinceNatee true very true

@crow8320

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

As a brazilian, it was a huge honor to host this event so you all can see. Thanks for the oportunity, and you'rel welcome

@Unknown_xzy

11 ай бұрын

You would get obliterated

@The_whales

11 ай бұрын

Atleast the radiation will kill forests before fire do

@betweenskyandsea

10 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service! We’re a little jealous that you’ll feel nothing at all while we wait here halfway around the world for our turn.

@dustinfiore4843

10 ай бұрын

R.I.P u if ur in Brazil aka South America

@Videos5418

10 ай бұрын

@@dustinfiore4843 gringos being gringos, probably american. I dont need your RIP dude, im very well, thanks.

"But at this point, it really doesn't matter anymore." It's grim when lethal radioactive fallout covering the planet is the least of our problems.

@phongnam5653

5 ай бұрын

What if sun replace with antimatter?

@Bingusgepanzert

5 ай бұрын

@@phongnam5653 kaboom

@Jan-ok1sz

2 ай бұрын

Banghatan

@kaylabailey7950

Ай бұрын

Bengtucky

@bradsanders407

Ай бұрын

Actually there would be relatively no radioactive fallout. It would be destroyed in the blast. So I don't take anything this channel says serious if they didn't know the most basic of information about a nuclear blast. The bigger the blast the less radioactive fallout.

A teacher from the new species: “So, why did humans go extinct?” Children: “To show nature who's boss”

@solivagant1170

2 жыл бұрын

You sure it’s not supposed to be the children asking the teacher?

@vukstajic9582

2 жыл бұрын

@@solivagant1170 I thought like she was just asking them to be sure they learned, I thought it sounded funnier

@solivagant1170

2 жыл бұрын

@@vukstajic9582 Ah, yeah. Makes sense.

@facundobatista9721

2 жыл бұрын

No regrets, It's a good tale

@samahabahbeh5867

2 жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing!!!

“Hey Ferb, I know what we are going to do today”

@skullarmy3339

3 жыл бұрын

Moooom,Daaaad, Phineas and Ferb are detonating every nuclear bomb at once!!! Mom: oh what a lovely experiment

@sebastianhanson781

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@electricairways

3 жыл бұрын

Uh oh

@bismarckinwotb4150

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Phineas, watcha doin?

@skullarmy3339

3 жыл бұрын

Phineas=* looks round corner where the pile of bombs are in which his mom can't see* *Watches as an interdimentional portal teleports them to a alternate universe* Also Phineas= oh um nothing Meanwhile at ☆DOOFENSHMIRTS EVIL INCORPORATEEEEEED☆ DOOFENSHMIRTS :NO NONONONO PERRY! YOU JUST RUINED THE INTERGALACTUNIVERSIATOR! Perry: platypus sounds (oof in his language)

I love how he says it so calmly while the situation is meaning basically all life dying and he doesn't care one bit.

The massive crater on the Earth at the outro was a very nice touch indeed, not to mention all the blink-and-you'll-miss-it bits of humor strewn around the video. Keep up the great work! :D

@TheFunniBaconMan

8 ай бұрын

The Land of Ooo be like:

"So, how did they go extinct?" "They blew up the planet just to see what would happen."

@billcipher4893

5 жыл бұрын

To be honest, that isn't the weirdest thing us humans have done.

@yumyumduckduck

5 жыл бұрын

“I told you they were dumb”

@lukecharlton1485

5 жыл бұрын

It's reasonable seeming it kills all anti vaxers

@vickyli5697

5 жыл бұрын

Hmm sounds about right

@nafeeshassan9770

5 жыл бұрын

A bird landed on the trigger, thats how it happened.

When you hear "Bedrock is vaporized", you know that's serious shit.

@alexgrubb1057

2 жыл бұрын

@@peril. “million of nukes”

@nicolasguiem7369

2 жыл бұрын

Well all Minecraft players are infinitive loop to the Void respauning over and over

@dnxx503

2 жыл бұрын

@@peril. not really

@LynxheartSparrowfurFirefur

2 жыл бұрын

DONT SAY THE S BOMB!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

@alexgrubb1057

2 жыл бұрын

@@LynxheartSparrowfurFirefur why

I watched Oppenheimer few days ago and was troubled by the same question few days ago. It helped me cleared my doubts.

@KeonGarrett-zu2gp

Ай бұрын

I like your anime girl logo

@angryboi595

Ай бұрын

⁠@@KeonGarrett-zu2gpnot just any. That’s Ai Hoshino, put respect on her name fr

@KeonGarrett-zu2gp

Ай бұрын

What do you mean respect on her name

@ivyinkwell1754

Ай бұрын

​@angryboi595 Boi she just looks like a generic anime girl to me, idk wtf makes her cool or badass or interesting! I get that your a fan, but we're not, and we're just confused.

@ivyinkwell1754

Ай бұрын

Also I don't fetishize weeb culture enough to know if I should be impressed by a name like Ai Hoshino. I'm sorry but that's just a bunch of syllables mixed up to me.

Thank you for creating a wonderful video. I am Japanese. My grandpa's friends experienced new clear damages for a long time. such as leukemia, cancer, blindness and infertility. It was terrible to image. Absolutely NO nuclear war should ever happen.

@DengXianglong

8 ай бұрын

But you guys pour some nuclear water to the ocean🤣

@Naev0w0

8 ай бұрын

​@@DengXianglongfound the Chinese shill. It is common knowledge that the water being dumped is well within the safe levels established by national regulation boards. Just because your government says its not, doesn't mean it's true.

@Nano_Rex57

7 ай бұрын

​@@DengXianglongWHICH is filtered, while China releases a lot of unfiltered Radioactive water which causes environmental damages to the Corals, Fish, Planktons, and etc.

@DengXianglong

7 ай бұрын

@@Nano_Rex57 Oh, what's up bro. If things were as you say, the Western media would never be as silent as they are towards to Japan. In fact, Taiwan has been testing the waters around China for years and nothing has happened. The ocean is so healthy. But we know nothing about Japan's discharge of nuclear wastewater. Except for Japan's own statement, they do not allow others to test it(even IAEA can't do it). Considering the misdeeds of Tokyo Electric Power Company in lying, I have a hard time trusting them.

@cowmagic-dm1no

6 ай бұрын

@@Nano_Rex57 Since you think it is harmless, please drink it

Cockroaches be like: Eh, that was a big storm.

@HOAXYT01

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@arthur1596

3 жыл бұрын

Yes since they can survive a nuclear explosion

@HOAXYT01

3 жыл бұрын

@@arthur1596 can they survive the radiation too?

@just-a-fossil

3 жыл бұрын

@@HOAXYT01 yep

@kellybeany1

3 жыл бұрын

_and that's why I want to be rebirthed as a cockroach_

10 billion Nukes: *explodes* Earth: *turns on dark mode*

@pumpkinhead7466

3 жыл бұрын

This joke was vastly underappreciated

@anarous4252

3 жыл бұрын

@@pumpkinhead7466 thank you 😂😊

@rmuiyi880

3 жыл бұрын

@@pumpkinhead7466 fr lol

@papiabose3424

3 жыл бұрын

Neither artificial intelligence nor asteroid human will himself destroy human civilization

@pumpkinhead7466

3 жыл бұрын

@@papiabose3424 first, you gotta learn what grammar is. I had a stroke reading that. Also, if humans create an AI that becomes sentient and destroys human life they still would've destroyed themselves with their own creation, so maybe that wasn't the best example.

Thank you, Kurzgesagt. I am currently under a huge workload and am encountering multiple health issues at the same time. You always find a way to calm me

3:30 POV you fart in your classroom

Humans: Destroy all life. Aliens: "Absolute mad lads"

@boogeymann6686

5 жыл бұрын

God: damn those asshole humans destroying my creations

@alibenkhalid4192

5 жыл бұрын

Hands down the best comment in this comment section😂😂😂 the rest are old mediocre feel-good memes

@boogeymann6686

5 жыл бұрын

@That one friend that genuinely enjoys Rick Astley God during flood: those assholes are turning evil. I'm gonna go ahead and smite them all

@oddacity5883

5 жыл бұрын

David Bowie: *Malicious smile*

@boogeymann6686

5 жыл бұрын

@That one friend that genuinely enjoys Rick Astley God: *YEET*

"...enough to power human civilization for over 2000 years, or to build millions of nuclear warheads" humans: heeeey guess what we used all the uranium for

@Jin-di9zv

5 жыл бұрын

Intelligent creatures aren't we?

@moosles1357

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah tell that to America

@bluemoon1115

5 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@moosles1357

5 жыл бұрын

Hint we aint smart at all

@AngelLestat2

5 жыл бұрын

it does not matter, we would be death using that uranium for one thing or the other.

imagine being these geologists from the future finding out that the last life on earth just decided to destroy itself

The last one breaked bedrock 💀💀

1:35 "Just to show Nature who's boss" That made me laugh a bit too much.

@osse1n

5 жыл бұрын

Man of simple tastes, I like it.

@likedaboss1487

5 жыл бұрын

hi yes boss here

@ZEWXEL

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah! That's made me laugh😅

@morgistREAL

5 жыл бұрын

4:44 kevin de cube press F to pay respect

@Tyber-

5 жыл бұрын

Just perfect vocal execution. Kudos to our soothing Kurzgesagt-Voice

“Let’s put our nuke in the middle of the Amazon, just to show nature who’s boss” *Humanity goes extinct* *Nature survives*

@qanon7958

3 жыл бұрын

It didn't tho, i mean humanity didn't went extinct

@ONE-vt1fz

3 жыл бұрын

It is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT to kill all of nature, unless you literally destroyed the planet (I don’t mean burning the surface to the ground, I mean literally breaking the planet into dust) and even then nature wouldn’t die immediately thanks to these microscopic creatures called “water bears”

@k.3004

3 жыл бұрын

@@qanon7958 The intelligent life appearing in the video a few million years after had three fingers and a tail. Humanity did go extinct if the only people surviving live in submarines and bunkers.

@qanon7958

3 жыл бұрын

@@k.3004 That was if we mined all uranium on earth and turned it into nukes tho, not the initial all nukes on the amazon

@istheyear-ry1el

3 жыл бұрын

@@ONE-vt1fz we cant destroy nature our lives depend on nature

The low bell ring is such a fitting noise for the second explosion lol.

@mehrdadsalehimehr9849

6 ай бұрын

Exactly

Omg! I was seeking for this tutorial for like, YEARS! Thank you very much! The tutorial it self is so detailed! 🤩💥

@jordanmagee2249

10 ай бұрын

"tutorial" what

"Let's say we create 10 billion Hiroshima bombs" Earth: *Resets to factory settings*

@lunar6156

3 жыл бұрын

Here, have a Comment!

@jasonpircio

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment😭

@Dark_H9918

3 жыл бұрын

That was a good one U got me

@multiminerXD

3 жыл бұрын

underrated af

@yexc2583

3 жыл бұрын

very underratted

"half of humanity would be wiped out in an instant" Thanos: *heavy breathing*

@ipotatosenpai7002

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@ashy0xy

4 жыл бұрын

Damn son where'd you find this. Lmaoo-

@Sparklewolfgirl67

4 жыл бұрын

ipotatosenpai thanous is very weak

@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sparklewolfgirl67 Actually he was quite tough even without the infinity gauntlet. For his big size he sure was fast.

@voidzmc7293

4 жыл бұрын

I guess thanos is investing on that

This one made me chuckle quite a bit. Thanks everyone for putting in the hard work!

5:00 you know the situation is bad when even bedrock is splashing like water

Man: detonates every nuke at once Earth: 0 fps *crashes*

@fabiospasiano9885

4 жыл бұрын

Rev Gaming Universe.exe stopped working

@completedomination788

4 жыл бұрын

Server:earth has join the game Server:earth left the game

@penguin7554

4 жыл бұрын

lmfa0

@caasinotwen231

4 жыл бұрын

for my computer, one nuke is enough to blow it up

@ramieg4693

4 жыл бұрын

Fabio Spasiano ya just the universe wouldn’t be affected in any way shape or form since earth is a grain of sand inside a whole milky way full of sand

Nuclear weapons: exist Kurzgesagnt: “You are going to Brazil!”

@thl3

2 жыл бұрын

verdade

@HestLaw

2 жыл бұрын

To show nature who's boss

@00KasinoK00

2 жыл бұрын

@@thl3 carai mano

@rishi.mp4

2 жыл бұрын

Sagnt

@gengibre_vulgo_henrique

2 жыл бұрын

Ó us cara mano '-'

gotta love at 6:03 the fallout T-45 helmet

2:18 this is 100% accurate I heard of it and in diff places it said the same exact thing

That's a pretty intense gender reveal

@squacket

3 жыл бұрын

I like this this is funny

@genesis5347

3 жыл бұрын

But does green mean it's Shrek?

@squacket

3 жыл бұрын

@@genesis5347 Yes Gesis shrek is gender

@Novice_Maker

3 жыл бұрын

ITS A BOOOOOOOYY

@fbidog9942

3 жыл бұрын

Uhh what time did the gender reveal happen in the time of the vid

Brazil : What is my purpose? Kurzgesagt : You are test subject Brazil : Oh my god

@SimonClarkstone

5 жыл бұрын

Implying the rest of the planet isn't?

@lucasliet

5 жыл бұрын

We only want do dance and play soccer, leave us alone D:

@Bruh-fy1jk

5 жыл бұрын

Come to brazil

@zakopako82

5 жыл бұрын

@@SimonClarkstone The rest of the planet suffers from collateral damage

@themachinehead4421

5 жыл бұрын

-Oh my god- *WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

6:03 A Power Armour Helmet (from the Fallout franchise). Nice touch, Kurzgesagt.

We thank you for your effort and time in making videos like this, not only for searching, entertaining, and storing knowledge but also for educating!

Humanity: *Detonates billions of nuclear weapons* Nature: Oh no. Anyways.

@anoydorang3863

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no my queen... anyways gg

@user-ed9qu5im2y

3 жыл бұрын

I mean because we're a part of Nature... and Nature can always shed us (plus a lot of other species) first before Life itself becomes endangered :P Only a few things will really kill life on Earth entirely. Like Earth getting sucked into a blackhole.

@mickfunny4185

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ed9qu5im2y Sun going supernova will kill all life

@nakki123

3 жыл бұрын

@@mickfunny4185 Our sun is too small to go out in supernova.

@i_oof8497

3 жыл бұрын

@@mickfunny4185 It's too small tho

5:00 "Bedrock is vaporized in an instant" Minecraft player: "Wait. That's illegal"

@antismo9998

5 жыл бұрын

**Steve wants to know your location.**

@Josegpluna

5 жыл бұрын

*Steve trying to craft a nuclear bomb* Steve: wait thats a mod

@noisyash4234

5 жыл бұрын

@@Josegpluna yep RR

@bitter___

5 жыл бұрын

Steve trys to curse on christian minecraft server wait... o shit that’s illegal

@czar2292

5 жыл бұрын

@Yuki You your a moron thinking Minecraft sucks

The idea that the dinosaus actually got hit by something in the range of "the literal biggest possible nuclear bomb on earth" is really something. Poor buggers.

These guys deserve their own Netflix shiw

So basically, the server would lag so much that everyone is kicked out

@189wow

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@cindyyaa4823

3 жыл бұрын

Yup so much

@TheRadioactiveBanana32

3 жыл бұрын

OH yeah minekraft referance someone making lagmachine

@LordBoston123

3 жыл бұрын

tierzoo

@solopowermove2131

3 жыл бұрын

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"lets use the Amazon Rainforest" Me a Brazillian: *oh no*

@someinsignificantguy4433

4 жыл бұрын

Its actually good, because you'll die fast without suffering

@conundrum60690

4 жыл бұрын

You kidding? You guys are the lucky ones. For you it's over in an instant, you wouldn't even realize it had happened.

@R1des

4 жыл бұрын

...and an area the size of ^your own country^ was destroyed in the amazon today Wales for me.

@sournois90

4 жыл бұрын

vish kk

@HayatoByakurai

4 жыл бұрын

@@R1des Huh? Brazil has over 8.5 million km^2, which is about 3 thousand times the destruction radius of the first scenario.

I mean, this assumes the combination of all the nukes will have the same yield as the sum of its parts. With such a violent reaction a ton of material will just get blown away before it can go boom. Even if the nuke were synced perfectly, you would still have to deal with the explosions’ interference with each other.

Who watching this after Oppenheimer?

Kurzgesagt: ‘How to blow up the world (but chill it’s for a KZread video)’ FBI: nice save

@Abdul-dk6ci

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

"Kaboom?" "Yes Rico, Kaboom!"

@kjb-eo4oo

3 жыл бұрын

I'll allow it!

@rez702

3 жыл бұрын

*KABOOOOOM*

@ygotsvlog3762

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes sd

@AMONGUS-kn5iu

3 жыл бұрын

Iam your 700th liker

@underpussy_

3 жыл бұрын

god please no

"I have become death, destroyer of worlds"

Oh! So THATS why Robert J. Oppenheimer thought he ended the world.

“Strangely enough we couldn’t find a good source to answer this question to our satisfaction.....so we gathered all the nuclear weapons and are testing it ourselves.”

@AFrogInTheStars

5 жыл бұрын

Cosmic Café strangly enough, right?? Whoops we have to try it noe

@rcook2608

5 жыл бұрын

Cosmic Café Nukes are fake, research flat eaeth

@owenchafer1083

5 жыл бұрын

@@rcook2608 Whats flat eaeth?

@antomov1072

5 жыл бұрын

R Cook the earth is a pyramid dumbass

@haven216

5 жыл бұрын

R Cook Yeah kuuh where’s the hundreds of footage of nukes from the US and Russia smh my head

Kurzgesagt: We got a collection of scientists to test this hypothetical scenario Also Kurzgesagt: *hides time machine*

@HELL2147

5 жыл бұрын

Wait what!

He's speaks with so much calmness,it's like he's telling a very interesting story,he speaks of disaster as if it's fun

@defintlynoob4263

Жыл бұрын

*it is*

@znerodarp5392

11 ай бұрын

*BECAUSE.* *IT.* *IS.*

Anyone else here because they just watched Oppenheimer?

3:16 *describes the suffering and deaths of billions of living things* And now, the unpleasant part begins.

@juanfernandez1696

5 жыл бұрын

Think about it if you survive you might end up wishing for death.

@fixafix69

5 жыл бұрын

I mean you kill billions of living things every time you take antibiotics but you still don't consider it that much of a bad part

@EvelynDayless

5 жыл бұрын

@@fixafix69 if they don't have a functioning brain stem or analog to such, I have a really hard time caring.

@TheWormzerjr

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many it will take to make all the heavens and earth to burn. click my name to watch Son of Perdition part 4

Humans: detonates every nuke on earth Earth: *Am I a joke to you?*

@ArcaneMaiden

5 жыл бұрын

Uh. The video confirms Earth laughs it off and goes on. o_o

@adityatejas9924

5 жыл бұрын

@@ArcaneMaiden good one,

@victoriagunaw

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@user-eb9kw9ks6v

5 жыл бұрын

Earth pretty much won't give a damn

@Moechew

5 жыл бұрын

No, but South America is

Cockroaches the whole time:🗿

bro took mind blowing too seriously 💀💀💀💀

Kurzgesagt: What is consciousness? How do we define what is 'you'? How does a quantum computer function? Also Kurzgesagt: What if we explode all the bombs??

@arkadas3797

5 жыл бұрын

That's why I love them.

@friedlemons5201

5 жыл бұрын

that's why I love kurzgesagt

This dude's voice is so calm while the whole world is ending.

@matthewavancena2748

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@kamixx00

3 жыл бұрын

because this isnt his real voice thats why he edited it to be in a nutshell

@jacob-rr7sk

3 жыл бұрын

hhahhaha

@Wohkyacheezhai

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤔

@kingisdabest3184

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

I often watch this when I am feeling contempt for people. It brings me some quiet peace.

Friend: it's just a prank The prank:

Short answer: We die Long answer: We all die

@ferwan

3 жыл бұрын

@GalacticBoy bro?

@nanciee2844

3 жыл бұрын

@GalacticBoy Bruh.

@drpeetardo2214

3 жыл бұрын

@GalacticBoy What?

@DiamondzQwQ

3 жыл бұрын

Longer answer: We will all be obliterated in a nuclear wasteland.

@dartthenightlight3840

3 жыл бұрын

@GalacticBoy wow cringe child.

5:00 "Bedrock? vaporised?" That's not what Minecraft taught me.

@Tilvent

5 жыл бұрын

GhostyAzere lol same I was thinking “not in minecraft..”

@electra_

5 жыл бұрын

actually if you set the explosion size of something high enough with a command it can break bedrock, its just that bedrocks blast resistance is like a million but its not infinite

@jjwang7597

5 жыл бұрын

Must be a mod

@hallo5914

5 жыл бұрын

Jj Wang there’s a command i believe /summon minecraft:fireball ~ ~ ~ {power;100000}

@woodsavenue

5 жыл бұрын

GhostyAzere 😂😂😂😂

thank you for spending your time on these wonderful videos

This channel is so good for sating sick curiousity

I can't experience existential dread if I'm amazed by the animation quality.

@Idazmi7

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine that you're the bird.

@kingofflames738

5 жыл бұрын

@@Idazmi7 that would be a nice way to go. Unless you're the first bird.

@menosbbgirl

5 жыл бұрын

An Nguyen 😹😹😹

@Idazmi7

5 жыл бұрын

@@kingofflames738 Still, the thought of it triggers my fight-or-flight instinct.

@charmstudios4936

5 жыл бұрын

Dude stop giving tarraists ideas

Earth: "exists" Scientist: "Do you want to explode?"

@AbdulRauf-fe3qh

4 жыл бұрын

@@jadeuwu9860 boooo

@spongeboymebob771

4 жыл бұрын

Civilians: Y E S

@justcommenting6791

4 жыл бұрын

Earth: exist The meteor:it's free real in state Life:still exists This comment:exists The meteor:am i a joke to you

@al-mixed1527

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@MIA-lc8hd

4 жыл бұрын

No boy military does this not scientist s oh no I am about to get wooshed (lol but srskry military night kill us all)

Kurzgestat: Hey, so we have an idea for another video Scientist: *defeated sigh* I got a masters for this...

Do you have anxiety? Kurzgesagt: we will see about that

Kurgesagt : roughly half the population were killed Thanos : [heavily breathing]

@superglitcherrush6230

5 жыл бұрын

*Thanos Wants To Know Your Location.*

@alienwarex51i3

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get it, who's Thanos?

@missingno2401

5 жыл бұрын

@@alienwarex51i3 potato chip chin

@landofmusic8858

5 жыл бұрын

You stupid .... You say yeah its cool haha thanos will be happy ... This is just a movie ! Our civilisation can switch off !

@TurkeyBurkey1229

5 жыл бұрын

@@alienwarex51i3 i don't get it, who's your brain?

I love how the question was answered, then immediately followed by asking what happens if we scale this to absolute absurdity.

@thorne6477

2 жыл бұрын

Classic Kurzgesagt.

@artanbehmard151

2 жыл бұрын

I think he wanted to remind the viewers of what happened to dinosaurs.

@itwontcomeout5678

2 жыл бұрын

At least they answered the question, right? XD the other part is just how you make something interesting on the internet.

@ebrahimjamali8335

2 жыл бұрын

@@artanbehmard151 Tbh i was surprised that the asteroid was as powerful as like a million nukes more than the other way around

@micklenier6152

2 жыл бұрын

@@ebrahimjamali8335 speed makes all the difference.

Banghattan was a clever pun

Next firework show is gonna be a blast 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶

My Kurzgesagt patreon bird just got vaporize by 10billion Hiroshima atomic bomb.

@plasmaxl8626

5 жыл бұрын

You should feel honored

@mattia_carciola

5 жыл бұрын

"Wow, that was a great death! Wonder who's bird it was..." *scroll the comments* "Oh, here is who!"

@jacobj436

5 жыл бұрын

F

@marcoasturias8520

5 жыл бұрын

That bird had a really big grudge against the Amazon

@alexandergyr4563

5 жыл бұрын

F

Producer: How many bombs are you gonna put in this video? Kurzgesagt: Yes.

@vicemajor

5 жыл бұрын

yeah because producers and animators are the same thing

@pcai3903

5 жыл бұрын

dekuuu!!

@toungeenaamoo

5 жыл бұрын

suuumaaaasssshhhhuuuuuhh!

@Moyokai-

5 жыл бұрын

p cai that’s wassup

@Moyokai-

5 жыл бұрын

chito pusak you god damn right

4:47 I just love that 😂

2:28: Submitting my exam to the teacher 2:45: I didn’t do the backside and get an F-

1:32 let's just drop a nuclear weapon in the Amazon just to show nature who's boss. Present day amazon: Boi I am dying

@lahtine7431

4 жыл бұрын

Sad

@pedroheck3667

4 жыл бұрын

ikr I waa thinking of that too :/

@paot8726

4 жыл бұрын

No its not , the fire is already under control , besides , fires in the amazon are very common this part of the year.

@pedroheck3667

4 жыл бұрын

@@paot8726 No, it's not. This part of the year is indeed a dry period, but these many fires aren't at all natural. And they're not controlled yet. KZread channel Nostalgia latest video was just about that, and he provides links and sourced to many info said in the video. There are English subtitles also; I recommend you go watch it.

@paot8726

4 жыл бұрын

@@pedroheck3667 eu já vi que vc é BR pq citou o nostalgia

4:47 Accidentally making your screen bright in the middle of night be like:

@Corna1

3 жыл бұрын

@[DS] DaSavage Yup

@blizzard1198

3 жыл бұрын

I was here

@Corna1

3 жыл бұрын

@@blizzard1198 Rip

@depressormk1

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@KitKitChanIsaac

2 жыл бұрын

When someone says "Oh they stole that from Tiktok!!"

Oppenheimer moment

I love how Wilson is in frame at 6:17

Kurzgesagt guy 1: So how are we going to calculate this video? Kurzgesagt guy 2: Lets detonate ALL the nukes in South America Kurzgesagt guy 1: Why South America? Kurzgesagt guy 2: I don't like them

@RafaelHipolit0

5 жыл бұрын

Cuz its what USA and Russia are going to do in Venezuela (missile crisis all over soo).

@TheAmbasador99

5 жыл бұрын

"I wanted them to come to Brazil, but not like that"

@jg-vz4bk

5 жыл бұрын

..

@MotesTV

5 жыл бұрын

It's probably government cabal predictive programming for when they nuke Venezuela for attempting to exist without a Jεω bank. I wish this video had attempted to calculate the change in the Earth's orbit that would have occurred from such a massive detonation, as such an explosion would push the Earth closer or further away from the Sun based on whether it was done during the night or day. If we consider this aspect, we could use it to maybe move moons of Saturn and Jupiter into a new orbits around Mars where they would spiral into Mars eventually and maybe terraform and jump start that old planet so that in 100 years we could live there, if we picked the right moons with the right composition. We need to do something like that constructive with our nukes, to make it possible to live elsewhere than the rock called Earth, before we use them to squabble over the remnants of this rock.

@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj

5 жыл бұрын

🙂 Hopefully they get the downwind 😊.

“Let’s trigger all the bomb in the Amazon rainforest to show nature who’s boss” Literally the best line in the video

@hugasbernotas3250

5 жыл бұрын

"All the bomb"

@kubsmokgeming3265

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@newyonface3700

5 жыл бұрын

Or literally against the nature?

@Gerox566

5 жыл бұрын

Kaito kid! Still scared of fish?

@dannyzero692

5 жыл бұрын

Gerard Agusti yes, I never order fish in the restaurant, Aoko did...

"So, we gathered a group of scientist to calculate what would happen and find an answer to this important question once and for all" I smell sarcasm.

Kurzgesagt should do another video about blowing up of the nuclear bombs but instead, we extract all the uranium in the solar system, (uranium on asteriods, the moon, all the planets) and all of the nukes will be 80megaton nukes.lets see what happens now lol.

"Kaboom?" "Yes Rico, Kaboom"

@gapplssb

2 жыл бұрын

*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

@inferno9924

2 жыл бұрын

4:47

@maxrus5389

2 жыл бұрын

yes Klee kaboom

@kshitij9898

2 жыл бұрын

Why would you copy someone else's comment? Just for some likes on the internet?

@forbiddentictactoe1734

2 жыл бұрын

👆👆 Dude spitting fax

“Why was there a mass extinction event” “Because they thought it was funny”

@youpena7375

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh cmon why is there comments now

@MantrTheSpiceGuy

3 жыл бұрын

They did it for the *memes*

@tarikfretes5970

3 жыл бұрын

we finaly found a way to save the planet XD

@kemritwithgunbutrebornasle4021

3 жыл бұрын

Ah fuck the government done it again

@MrRaposaum

3 жыл бұрын

And shiny

this channel never ceases to amaze me with his overly calm voice

Future Intelligent Life Teacher: So class, why did humans nuke the Earth? Future Intelligent Life Students: To show nature who's the boss

@f.9344

4 жыл бұрын

the hoomans were da real MVP

@arachnid83

4 жыл бұрын

Another Future Intelligent Life Students: But still, nature won. That's why we are here.

@EnerJetix

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@abbiefa

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂 Thats a gold one

@thecuckchannel2798

4 жыл бұрын

Big quotes on "Intelligent Life"

The dinosaurs actually did this It wasn’t a meteor. It was this.

@dutch__

4 жыл бұрын

Uhm... yeah....

@jester4607

4 жыл бұрын

dinosaurs can build bombs?

@HuyenNguyen-ks5td

4 жыл бұрын

@@jester4607 it's joke man

@NavajoNinja

4 жыл бұрын

There was a show from the early 90s. Dinosaurs. They cut down or built over something that caused some insects to die, and started a chain reaction that led to it snowing and never stopping.

@happycamper4315

4 жыл бұрын

Ha! Don't worry, I laughed at this. It was probably Julian Robert Oppensaurus who was responsible!

To think that humans could wipe out litterally everything in a couple minutes is insane.

4:48 perfect video to show when your making your mom jokes

Nobody: Kurzgesagt: Ok that didn't wipe out humans which is a bummer. We need something bigger

@redjive2465

5 жыл бұрын

If u want something bigger, include plutonium

@Zaza-uh6ro

5 жыл бұрын

because, why not

@Y0y0Jester

5 жыл бұрын

lol i made a similar comment without reading yours XD

@ginsama975

5 жыл бұрын

@@Y0y0Jester great minds!

@3User

4 жыл бұрын

@@redjive2465 Plutonium makes absolutely no difference to the nuclear yield. Instead using a fusion warhead would give a MUCH higher explosive yield

“Bedrock is vaporised” _Wait. That’s illegal._

@mangomountain5368

4 жыл бұрын

KingCreeper1026 king creeper 1026

@s-305_the-crudely-drawn-hunter

4 жыл бұрын

*Grabs Bedrock Buster From MCPE More TNT Addon* What About This?

@sofaqueen9776

4 жыл бұрын

Lol lol😂

@ryancoulter4797

4 жыл бұрын

But what about Fred and Barney?!

@necto1879

4 жыл бұрын

I knew it.

Now, let’s assume all 15k bombs are the Tsar Bomb. If they were all copies of Tsar Bomba… We’d be doomed with far less most likely.

Ah, timezones. "Uploaded March 31" I knew this felt like an April Fools video

“Dropping temperatures to near freezing world wide” Russia and Finland: *this is fine*

@genericusername8337

3 жыл бұрын

Picnic weather.

@eloj607

3 жыл бұрын

Im going to swim being back soon

@ProfessionalBugLover

3 жыл бұрын

@@eloj607 👌

@loogue

3 жыл бұрын

Time to warm up the sauna

@Talvy

3 жыл бұрын

estonia too

"Bedrock would be vaporized instantly..." Minecraft Survival Players: "Check DMs it's important"

@TheBronzeDog

5 жыл бұрын

Creative mode players: Wait, Manhattan, but built of of Dynamite?

@irarelyupload6930

5 жыл бұрын

You used to be able to break bedrock in pocket edition

@adaarsene5857

5 жыл бұрын

irarelyupload did you now

@joelaet5832

5 жыл бұрын

Roblox Players: *_TRIGGERED_*

@irarelyupload6930

5 жыл бұрын

Ada Arsene yes mate

Thanks for the tutorial

For some reason I can’t help but watch this video once every 2-3 months