Rendog is totally the type of guy who gets bitten first, but tries to hide the wound until he can reveal it in some dramatic way. Then, he will sacrifice himself to save the group in like the first season.

@jenniferluong5898

10 күн бұрын

Theater kid arc

@imperfectruby

10 күн бұрын

StAwP 😂 (He would tho)

@ArnoldoBrown

10 күн бұрын

He would totally be mad at the zombies for having bad timing scriptwise too :D

@imperfectruby

4 күн бұрын

@ArnoldoBrown "Dude! What are you doing!? It's only episode one! I'm supposed to get bit in episode 20 for dramatic effect!"

"i am not good with lore" also iskall:

"The zombies would be reaching down but they couldn't get him, their arms are too short" had me dying, poor Bdubs Edit: Thank you Iskall for your amazing content, you never fail to make me laugh. Very few things bring me us much joy as seeing you post :)

@SpookyCrown

10 күн бұрын

Yeah!, like when did Bdubs shrink to less than gnome size!?... TwT hahahah.

@deryorsh

10 күн бұрын

​@@SpookyCrownhe is maybe half of the size of Gem Irl :D

@aulvinduergard9952

10 күн бұрын

@@SpookyCrown What are you talking about? BDubs has always been a halfling.

@ArnoldoBrown

10 күн бұрын

@@SpookyCrowneverytime someone says Bdubs is short he shrinks a millimeter. It happens a lot so it compounds to half his original size by now :D

Ren would die first when you all decide to spend the first thirty minutes gathering valuable things that will help you. Ren would die to a zombie while creating a nice way to organise all of the things that were collected instead of helping

Doc would acquire custom-built guns through shady deals with "The Hivemind". Mumbo would pull the trigger with his thumb.

@digitaldritten

10 күн бұрын

LOL

@Theachup

10 күн бұрын

😂 lmao

@sonny1524

10 күн бұрын

insult to injury

@lucasriddle3431

9 күн бұрын

I'm totally willing to believe that the Hivemind could pivot from complex technical minecraft farms to black-market weapons dealing on a dime, when the zombocalypse arrives. They won't be the strongest, highest-caliber, most lethal guns, but zombies don't go down easy regardless; they'd be efficient, durable, designed to slow down zombie attackers as much as possible while producing minimal noise... and studded inside and out with diamonds, in ways that both employ diamonds' useful structural properties and in ways that just look damn cool. Ah, my writing brain is getting away from me-

mumbo would work on the car, but suddenly they got a car not suited for the apocalypse, but its a cool car. at least mumbo thinks so

@thesleepysteve3034

10 күн бұрын

yeah he'd add a roof that could slide open or something. because a cool open roof is always usefull in a zombie apocalypse right?

@imperfectruby

10 күн бұрын

Its also definitely a van

@justarandomguy2424

10 күн бұрын

He'd probably work in seats out of the 60s with no seatbelts whatsoever because they are superior to standard seats

@flywoods1785

9 күн бұрын

They'd have a 60's van that could only ever go under the speed limit..if they had fast zombies they'd be screwed

@NightMarketsGaming

9 күн бұрын

They run out of gas so mumbo gets everyone horses (but they are actually donkeys)

Mumbo's been preparing his whole career to build a bunker. He might be alright

@g3cd

10 күн бұрын

Yeah, and he'd put ALL of his gems and bitcoins and stocks in the bunker, get out ... and discover that he forgot to build a DOOR to get back in 😝

@ArnoldoBrown

10 күн бұрын

@@g3cdnot to mention society collapsed so all his “riches” are worth nothing at all :D

I love that in this hypothetical, all the hermits are together, except Pearl is still in Australia

@jjwang7597

10 күн бұрын

Even etho is here! But pearl is still in Australia, she saw it comin

Grian would make you think he was being strategic and drawing up plans, but it'd turn out he was just drawing a duck.

@heatherreadsreddit8579

10 күн бұрын

IYKYK 😊

Docm would just break the laws of physics to win

@cmdroldar

10 күн бұрын

there isnt even a win condition, but doc wins regardless

@TheTrytix

10 күн бұрын

Gotta love the idea that Doc's reputation in Minecraft just somehow carry over to real life, where, faced with a Zombie apocalypse, Doc just becomes a deity, breaking physics, and God knows, maybe even forcing the zombies to dig trough the Sahara desert for no reason in particular. XD

@ArnoldoBrown

10 күн бұрын

Doc would probably risk the whole universe collapsing in on itself too get rid off the zombies but no one will know how close we had gotten to total annihilation.

@Anas-1220

9 күн бұрын

He's the G.O.A.T what do you expect!?

Don't be silly. Etho wouldn't wear a bag. It would be a ninja mask.

@artro398

10 күн бұрын

On second thought, I've just realized that I've told Iskall not to be silly, which is an exercise in futilely.

From what we know of xisuma is that he has scream masks in his house, he has gitar(s) and the man is ripped. I think Xisuma would be one of the physical jobs.

@brugbo613

10 күн бұрын

*doom music intensifies*

@one_hoop

9 күн бұрын

X... attaches hatchet head to guitar neck for a rocktastic battle axe!

Pearl from australia. She probably deals with things worse than zombies all the time there. Most valuable by far.

@one_hoop

9 күн бұрын

"We had zombies for a bit, but all the poisonous spiders and snakes wiped them out."

All Hermits gathered together? Etho would probably frick out because that's the first time he sees more than two people at once and he's not deep in the mountain forest.

@CharmChampion

10 күн бұрын

Unless it’s Hermit protocol to evacuate to Etho’s location.

Gem would stay with Etho but Etho would disappear and everyone would think that he died and then he just pops up one day and be like 'hey guys' cause he could take of his hood once the others left.

100% Rendog gets run down while trying to send a fax to warn others of the outbreak

Iskall just absolutely murdered some hermit with words

"Gem would be with Etho"😂😂

If it came down to a real zombie apocalypse I think Zedaph and Pearl would do really well actually. Meanwhile Grian would have his cats tucked under each arm running in a panic.

@CharmChampion

10 күн бұрын

One of them goes on walks so that one would be on the leash.

@chaoticace2186

10 күн бұрын

@@CharmChampion Maui doesn’t know how to run, he just gets confused so if they want to move quickly, he will have to be carried. What I really love about this comment is the assumption that Grian will just abandon his wife.

@pingidjit

10 күн бұрын

@@chaoticace2186 She wont fit under his arm and carrying her would slow him down. XD XD XD She could be running right beside him, probably not panicking because one of them would have to have their shit together.

I feel like Skizz would be the guy who holds the group together. He would not contribute much else but he would be good at keeping up morale and making people feel better.

lmao ok the etho bag joke got me this is the kind of stuff jthis channel is for

The funny part of joe's idea is that it works, and cleo becomes the queen of the zombies, with joe and x hanging out in court having fancy meals with the zombies and the like

@angelwitch25

9 күн бұрын

lol is that why Wels is building a castle :)

I’ve always thought the best place to survive a zombie apocalypse: a zoo. Think about it, they generally are well secured. A lot of the doors and areas are made to prevent large animals from getting in or out. They usually have backup generators, food pantries, and security cameras and monitors.

@brugbo613

10 күн бұрын

^This person will get eaten by a zombie tiger.

@CharmChampion

10 күн бұрын

@@brugbo613If the zombie virus manages to jump species, everyone is dead. Bugs.

@antonzagg

9 күн бұрын

Nah a farm will always be my go to

False coming in with the "RUDE" was so perfect. On the subject of grian and his aim: A competitive shooting team brought some airsoft players to a tactical shooting event for an exhibition, and they did amazing. After a brief period to adapt to the more severe recoil of the live firearms vs airsoft, they were right on the money.

Grian is a pretty smar-- strategic person. Is this Iskall suddenly thinking about Grian and redstone.

Gem would be weaving and dodging and jumping around constantly and of course slaying zombies left and right… if Etho stays close to her, he might survive a little longer 😂

He’s still on about tenting 😂 I love it

After hearing the latest Ren's tales, I'd say he's the most probably to survive

Grian would probably sabotage the rest of the team as soon as he sees a BIG RED BUTTON. Alerting the zombies to where they are.

It would be such a cool moment if a HC Zombies TV show existed if when everyone was down and about to die at the season finale, and, as the zombies encroach on the main group, a huge guy wearing a Canadian flag shirt and ripped jeans jumps down and takes down 10 of the zombies with a huge axe, he says “nice to see you guys too” and it’s freaking etho

Zedaph would definitely go and construct an elaborate Rube-Goldberg-Machine for killing zombies or die trying.

Waiting for someone to make an animation of this zombie apocalypse

I think that Beef would be pretty useful in a zombie apocalypse. He's got a nice big farm, where you can all hide out and grow your own food and raise livestock and stuff

Not impulse in the thumbnail staring soullessly

I love the thumbnail 😜

@Lakosius

10 күн бұрын

hmm wonder who made it tho 😏

@damnsecci

10 күн бұрын

fantastic job as always 👏👏👏

Etho wouldn't join y'all cause he already has his fortress somewhere in Canada with his generators and probably solar panels and his moose to protect him

This was hilarious. If we were to take this question more seriously... my guess is that Mumbo, Tango, Wells, and Etho would be high on the list. Mumbo is a man of many interests, he's tall and into fitness, biking, climbing, cars, driving, and at one time BMX. Wells was a paralegal in the army, and had to maintain a certain level of physical ability as a result. Tango plays hockey regularly, and while we don't know a lot about Etho we do know some things that seem to imply he might be a good choice. We know he is tall, we've heard accounts of him doing physical labor. He had some proximity and exposure to his late father's business and there was at least a hint that he uses or has used some form of atypical power source, heat source, or generator. This makes it likely that he has at least some skills to bring to the table. That all being said I'm sure the hermits are full of surprises. For all we know one of them is an Eagle Scout or a competition shooter.

False's "Excuse me rude!" was hilarious!

So since cleo is a zombie presumably the reason why isnt disease related since it would of spread to the other hermits (good idea for a Halloween event though)

@Char2936

10 күн бұрын

Cleo started the apocalypse

@pietro93vit

10 күн бұрын

​@@Char2936but for a very good reason (bored)

He's forgetting that mumbo is a freaking giant and quite athletic.

@g3cd

10 күн бұрын

Yeah, but can you survive the zombie apocalypse on a BIKE?

@lolglolblol

10 күн бұрын

@@g3cd Bikes would probably be pretty good because they don't make any loud noise and can be carried across obstacles

@brugbo613

10 күн бұрын

And knows how to work on cars!

Not Etho with a bag over his head,,, but he might have Canadian axe/survival skills maybe

@maltek1542

10 күн бұрын

The monument Etho know he is alone, he removids the bag and start chopping. And to be fair you can see a surprising amount with a bag over you head. If you put your shirt over you head and have good lighting, you can see almost everything.

@jenniferluong5898

10 күн бұрын

Be careful, I’ve heard he’s washed

@g3cd

10 күн бұрын

But then he'd loose a leg while saying "soooorry" to a zombie horde for hitting them with said axe.

@mr_h831

10 күн бұрын

Etho canonically lives in the middle of nowhere, off of a highway somewhere. This isn't a joke, he's helped several people who have had car crashes nearby before, he's talked about it. Etho probably has some basic woodland survival skills at least.

@jjl2178

9 күн бұрын

Don't forget he wrestled a bear over some Canadian bacon and is a lumberjack, so he must be really strong and was raised by a family of beavers so he probably can build out of wood really well

2:36 Poor ren with all the slander lol 5:00 Damn Never mind this whole video is just all hermit slander lmao 6:04 lol false wanted a say 12:22 “Would you save Tubbo?” “No I’d probably seize the opportunity”

I personally feel like Skizz would be the leader. It’s sort of the thing he excels at most. Getting the best out of people.

@mykael79

10 күн бұрын

Skizz would also be really good for just generally keeping moral up!

Grian: Planner Scar: Follows Grian's plans blindly Iskall: Keeps the mood light Skizz: Encourages and motivates everyone Mumbo: Either helping build defenses or helping Grian plan Doc: Being the Dad Xisuma: Being the Mum Pearl: Chilling, Fighting, or Decorating Joel: Hurting the Zombie's self-esteem (Insults) Stress and False: Fighting Etho: Wants to fight but ends up engineering with Tango and Impulse Tango: Making useful inventions Impulse: Helping Tango Bdubs: Getting supplies with Cub Cub: Getting supplies GeminiTay: GeminiSlay-ing Hypno: (N/A) I dont know enough about him Jevin: (N/A) JoeHills: Making up a (Kinda dumb) plan Keralis: *He's blasting off Againnnnn* Ren: Already eaten because he tried "supervising" Beef: Helping build defenses with his wood factory Wels: Edit: Also Fighting xB: (N/A) Zed: Expirementing with the Zombies (Edit) Cleo: Negotiations or arson or being a mom again Did I miss any?

@mykael79

10 күн бұрын

I would say Wels would probably be able to protect others or at least be decent at fighting since he was in the military / a paralegal for the military (tho idk if military paralegals also go through soldier training)

@imperfectruby

10 күн бұрын

@@mykael79 Alright! Added to the list!

@erinasnow

9 күн бұрын

Cleo: being the zombie. Or arson, idk

@imperfectruby

9 күн бұрын

@@erinasnow Omg How did I miss Cleo!? She's one of my favorites! I'll add her now

"Obviously RenDog..." Interesting pick... I wonder what skills Ren has to be picked so quickly? "....has already become a zombie." Yeah, that makes sense. 😂

"seize the opportunity to become childless"

Etho with a bag over his head has me in tears 😂

Come on: most useful would be Zed and Cub. If I would put my faith in someone to solve the Zombie Apoc would be them two.

Skizz will be VERY useful. He is an organizer and someone who helps others just by talking. He will keep everyone calm in the situation. He might even become the leader but not in a king Ren sort of way.

thumbnail art by tassji_s is so good as always.

@tassji_s

10 күн бұрын

Thank you 💕

5:19 this is a perfect Etho impression

Now we need a zombiecraft miniseries. Or get all the hermits to play Project Zomboid together.

"These are just like cows but better" 😂 I couldn't stop laughing

Mumbo would be awful. He would leave the base with a backpack full of junk. And return with few supplies cause his backpack was full of junk.

Headcanon: Etho is a good decoy because the zombies are all mega Etho fans

10:15 Pearl will be safe. She could just go to the centre of Australia and hold something so when the zombies come they just fall off the Earth. Easy W. 😂❤

😂 Poor Ren, bitten immediately for being the drama kid

I love zombie apocalypse plan talk.

Obviously rendog is already a zombie lol . .. had me laughing out loud.

the etho bit was perfect. absolutely killed me with the delivery

gem has nurse skills so she likely would survive being picked up by another group of survivors after etho dies

Oh snappers 😂

at some point DockM would have a BFG 9000

Oh Etho 😅

Would Australia be fine? I'd expect giant zombie spiders everywhere. Although I suppose that's probably just normal for Australia.

@ArnoldoBrown

10 күн бұрын

Aussies will be like no biggy mate the living room spider is bigger than these zombie things

@dezzyly

10 күн бұрын

Nah, the spiders would eat the zombies.

I would watch that as a TV series

Mumbos useless contraptions ought to be a mech suit for scar. Not useless, but totally a mumbo move. If he can build a walking house and self building bridges, then in a zombie apocalypse he could figure out how to build a walking scar.

Okay but Xisuma, have you not seen his guitar videos? The guy is jacked! He’d probably rip zombies apart with his bare hands then eat them to survive

God, Iskall will be good entertainment in Zombie Apocalypse. If he'd had ideas like Joehils using ALIVE Cleo as a diplomatic ambassador of mindless zombies and cathegorising people by where they live. In that case Iskall wouldn't be an entertainer, he'd be disassembling furniture and giving them to other hermits in Do it yourself packages with his handwritten instructions. xDD

If Etho can survive his current PC set up then I think you can survive a zombie apocalypse 🤷‍♀

The way Iskall roasted all of the hermits 😂😂

0:14 😂 I love how he’s still talking about tenting

Clearly Cleo would be the most useful person in a zombie apocalypse since they can either be a spy amongst the zombies or a negotiator between the living n the zombies since they r alrdy a zombie but r also on ur side. Duh 😹😹😹 should've just kept playing the video for another min 😹😹😹 I guess Joe n I would get along swimmingly as we apparently think the same

Id go with X in a zombie apocalypse because he is super smart and ripped 😆

Wow throws Etho under the bus.

I'd want Gem and Pearl in charge.

This is the most slander and smack talk I've ever heard for the Hermits

this just makes me imagine a project zomboid series with whatever hermitcraft members are interested

someone should write the hermits zombie apocalypse au as a fanfic

😂😂😂 Iskalls imagination has no limits. What a story! Btw, I'm saving the insult "You're just being useless and tall" for future use 😂

KZread thinks I need to hear this story constantly. The playlist keeps circling back to this.

Beef would be like : this is just like cows but better HAHAHA. 😂😂😂

I need all of the hermits to do a react video to this. I'm not normally a fan of react videos, but this one specifically needs to happen.

Doc would have a scythe or some gardening tool

Sir, I know you didn't just forget about xB. He is definitely a guy you want kicking zombie faces if you're in an apocalypse.

I think Gem would be the most useful. Even if her combat skills wouldn’t match up to her in game slaying, if I recall correctly, she studied in the field of medicine.

i was in the stream but still watching this

@veraguindos2684

10 күн бұрын

Same, it was a fun stream!!

You know what would be a funny series? The Hermits playing Project Zomboid. xD

I laughed out loud at this story, I imagined every word vividly. Thanks boss

Ren being a zombie already made me laugh so hard!

Doc would place turtle eggs at the coordinates 0 0 and solve the apocalypse

@jjl2178

9 күн бұрын

I want to see that movie, a bunch of people working together to solve the zombie apocalypse by burying turtle eggs at the bottom of Atlantic ocean off the coast of Africa

Small amendment: jimmy would be gone first :p P.S. i love the thumbnails 👍 (recognisedthe style)

Etho once fought off a bear, you would pick him for sure.

Even if Australia had zombies, Pearl would be fine. These Australians would just play with them and let them fight against kangaroos and snakes. They could never be crazy enough to survive in australia

The loreage was insane

That Ren lore is hilarious XD

i’m loving the thumbnail art, very lovely!!

I think you underestimate Skizz and his skill set...

I got a recommendation for an Xb video right after this one...He was like:You didn't forget me did you?

I'm fairly certain that ZombieCleo was patient zero