His african accent is hilarious! "Yeah, finis.....dead"😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

"turns out they were Gregg's" 😂 Went over most people's heads

he has the best delivery of some seriously deep observations. such a talent

That South African accent though😂🤣 nailed it

@thebemokoena4223

4 жыл бұрын

Naaa...he didn't!..Mark van Rensburg doesn't sound like that!

@nduduzogasa5289

4 жыл бұрын

And the black South Africans are Nigerian 😠

@williamcoen1558

4 жыл бұрын

J

@truthseeker3536

3 жыл бұрын

His white south african accent was not entirely accurate but still funny.

@brentblack2878

3 жыл бұрын

@@truthseeker3536 fr lol 😂

"as soon as a white guy got it, they found the cure" Covid19 and America has entered the chat

@manccarguy

4 жыл бұрын

@@donjonsen5295 Chill out he dissed White People Black people Asian as in bengaalis Chinese people and evn himself so you need to kick back mate. If your a snow flake maybe you shouldn't watch comedy.

@0davydebrycke328

3 жыл бұрын

@@donjonsen5295 a 👍for your you're response, but a space behind a comma and either a ' after fuckin or fucking would be nice as well.

@rianjones214

3 жыл бұрын

@SnowMaN1988 Don, Donald isn't a white name? The President of the US may say differently lol

@onestraight

3 жыл бұрын

Don Jonsen it’s a joke. Why are you here if jokes offend you? I suggest you take your bitterness somewhere else.

@iguiste23

3 жыл бұрын

@@donjonsen5295 Fucking has a G at the end of it by the way. And might want to add a space between the Oh, and you Grammar Nazi. ;-) You need to learn how to take a joke you dofus. And brush up on your Grammar before being smug at others. What a tool.

“Sum ting Wong!” 😅🤣

Great timing youtube

@badoutlaw99

3 жыл бұрын

Racists Left wing bullshit YSTFU

@seanblair9209

3 жыл бұрын

Racist and left wing? Get a life, it's a few jokes about this fucked up world. Take a day off and try laughing

@SlyerFox666

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanblair9209 I luv that reply made me howl 🤣👍

@the-higher-vibration

3 жыл бұрын

@@SlyerFox666 same 🙌

"Obviously my condolences to anyone who has lost a fence!" 😆

Paul chowdary is brilliant !!! 😂😂😂

"Dad got bit by a dog deep sea diving" 😂😂😂😂 Its stupid but that one really tickled my funny bone lol

Woke up Chinese 😂. I swear Paul's hilarious 😂

His accents are genius.

7:54 “ I stepped in a puddle Dave “ 😂😂😂😂

Paul Chowdhry every time!! 🤗

Impeccable African accent

"Have you seen a Hippo"? "Yeah" "What do you do"? "I run away" too right i'm going to be right next to you when you do lmao. I ain't scared of any animal not even Lions but I wouldn't take my chances with a goddam Hippo.

@detachedloop1004

3 жыл бұрын

You say that unless you've actually stepped in an enclosure with a lion or tiger all alone

@munky342

2 жыл бұрын

@@detachedloop1004 lions and tigers are much safer than hippos mate. I'd rather try and steal a lions meal than even stand near a hippo. Look it up, they're pure murder machines.

What happened to ebola? It was all on the news and then you hear nothing about it.

@SikanderAli007

4 жыл бұрын

ikr lol

@divineeyeobserver754

4 жыл бұрын

Another scam...fear campaign..just like Corona

@ifuzegaming

4 жыл бұрын

DivineEye Observer Still real

@divineeyeobserver754

4 жыл бұрын

@@ifuzegaming made in a lab of course

@psychedelicsean1531

3 жыл бұрын

Ye but the white guy died as the cure was never made only bill gates can make the anti virus 🦠

THANK YOU for this, just what I need.

I've got a flippin staffie bruv innit....staffie Dave!!!! Love it

Excellent humour......got me glued from start to finish!!

King of comedy 😁😁😊😂

the Guju bits are brilliant

Absolutely brilliant 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Dude wtf kind of people were u hanging around with😂😂.

Absolute legend, has me in stitches🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Ebola joke is a slightly modified Dave Chappelle bit

He is so funny!

A great video to listen to during my stay at home workout 😆

what happened to ebola 2020: 2nd corona outbreak. Ebola: whats popping?

Absolute legend

This guy is definitely being racist towards Daves.

@goonermu8629

4 жыл бұрын

Us Bengalis and Dave's have it rough in his shows

@SPEAKTHETRUTH.24.7.

3 жыл бұрын

He loves Dave

@hassaan3584

3 жыл бұрын

LM AO he’s not black

@Batman-ro9mj

3 жыл бұрын

LM AO bruh what🤦‍♂️

@Bennyboy12

3 жыл бұрын

LM AO have a day off mate.

Chinese Captains names are hilarious "Ho Lee Fak" LMAO

This guy is all about facts

Staffies are the most loyal and caring family dogs.

the staffy joke is pushing it and I love it

Really Good.... Relative 😂😂😂😂😂

Thank God for Dave

3 minutes in to this video a KZread ad, so i bought the device that make my posture better. 6mins 23 seconds another ad for a jet wash i bought that too. 7.02 ad ad for phone case that will be here in 10-15 days , . i could of saved over 100 quid if i went to see Paul Chowdhry !

thought this was new. and he was gonna make jokes about the corona virus lol

We had hurricane Dave 😂

My broda

love him

He finis…he finis finis….😂😂😂😂😂😂

AND TODAY; news of a new ebola case after 53 days without a single one.

0:57 Why do they win a Snickers bar that was made before 1990 for running away?

Looks so diff lol

Staffies are lovely dogs.

Parking ticket is 😂

Nice

Language is a great thing 😂

let’s hope Covid vanishes as soon as Ebola did

@fujikoybanez5266

4 жыл бұрын

Buchanan Games Ebola... didn’t vanish ya ding

@jdc4316

4 жыл бұрын

Fujiko Ybanez crack ed bruv

@nickv1008

4 жыл бұрын

Covid will be gone around election time....many children born around Christmas.

@jdc4316

4 жыл бұрын

Nick V ok?

@nickv1008

4 жыл бұрын

@@jdc4316 I dont know if there is a condom shortage, but people not going to store as often. 9 mos. Will tell.

😂😂

........ Is that right DAVE!!

My friend has a pet Rhino in his garden 😂 coolest scariest thing I've ever seen. #GameReserveLifeStyle

Lollll love this guy man!

Should have 4 million views

What does the last whimpers from the last delivery of the last joke faded away I thought yeah. Time to listen to some Stewart lee

His accents are very funny innit? I nearly had a stitch from laughing. His material is a bit like Russell Peters when he started out but without Russell's monotone delivery.

@nofear7578

4 жыл бұрын

Yea i agree, especially the african accent saying "I run... Away"

The South African accent was so bad 😂😂

@sabeloskosana566

4 жыл бұрын

Jess Vernon So bad that it’s funny

I gotta get a friend called Dave.. 😅

Quality

Bangali jokes are hitting home.

He's black... hello? lol I lost it

@JM-zl2ue

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda copied from Dave Chappelles stand up called Killing Me Softly

im watching this in china and i biught a gucci fake handbag today!!!!!

Mo faraahhhh... Hahahahaha.. Somali..

I didn't know GradeAunderA was doing stand up

We listened, gave majority.back...what have we got wrong? Since!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mo Farah. Lolol is somalian but runs for the queen lol

7:55~8:03 or anyone who has taken offence/been offended.

Ur jokes man

1:30 suzelle

Paul chowdhry looks Bangali.... LMAO

Ravid 🤣

Tigers!? in South Africa????

Sum Ting Wong Wei Too Loh Ho Li Phuk

Hippo staffe kebabs nan bread

This guy is funniest stand up. My view.

At what point, do you accept ,we accepted our limitations..

Tooo funny

Dave

It is true. No real quality educated person owns 'Staffies'. Ok there must be some, but they're the exception.

Any bill gates jokes oh ye his wife 😂😂😂

I don't think this person has ever been to South Africa in his life

@thebemokoena4223

4 жыл бұрын

He was.. got interviewed by DJ fresh on 5fm I remember.. did Joburg and Durban

@beerreview5488

4 жыл бұрын

He may have been to SA but he still has a kak SA accent, best not to try, and don't mention tigers in South Africa.

🗿

Haha I've got staffie English cross, it hates people of colour for some reason but I love paul chowdhry and the little Chinese fella off hangover plus one of my mates is black so I don't know where roxy gets it from? If anyone can help please let me know....

@TheCatBilbo

3 жыл бұрын

Your dog has subconscious racism...

@munky342

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheCatBilbo like it's owner. "I can't be, I have a black friend" Most people would just call him a friend...

@TheCatBilbo

2 жыл бұрын

@@munky342 True, however in this context it makes sense to identify the race - "I can't be racist because I have a black friend"; just having "a friend" doesn't prove anything!

@munky342

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheCatBilbo agreed. But I get the feeling this guy would use the same term in any context.

What's a "Bengali".?

@tylerdurden786

4 жыл бұрын

Person from Bangladesh.

@explosivefreak666

4 жыл бұрын

tylerdurden786 : Thanx.!

@babjikarri4432

4 жыл бұрын

@@tylerdurden786 Actually that's not correct Tyler, a Bengali is someone from the Indian state of Bengal whereas a Bangladeshi is someone from the country of Bangladesh

@jamiesimms7084

4 жыл бұрын

@@babjikarri4432 but people from both regions use it interchangeably

@jukkaikomi1763

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

The person controlling the sound did a bad job

Im that certain prick with a staffy ...

@user-jt1jv8vl9r

3 жыл бұрын

At least you're honest.

Funny how tejpaul never makes any turban jokes

@jukkaikomi1763

3 жыл бұрын

Well Observed 😎 we know why

😏

Too many ads :(

@Richardson_mma

4 жыл бұрын

Literally not a single fucking add

@tuana2773

4 жыл бұрын

Ad block

Poeslame

Good looking guy, but someone must tell him that this is not how mustaches work.

view 127

Black joke kinda copied from Dave chappelle

@user-jt1jv8vl9r

3 жыл бұрын

Explain? Curious!

@MF_JONES

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-jt1jv8vl9r the joke from 3:40 - chappelle did it here ages ago: kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZoOG3LCgiMqqobg.html Punchline about 2 and a half mins in

Get a few more ads on your 12 minute video, why don't you

@nathanturner6730

4 жыл бұрын

I didnt have any you must of had mine haha

@AmitSinghco

4 жыл бұрын

When politically correct tv channels stop inviting you for shows then this is how you have to monetize old videos to pay bills.

@user-jt1jv8vl9r

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't have any either?

The only real reason Ebola didn´t went to be a massive pandemic problem to the world, is because it kills fast and therefore was not so hard to stop spreading around the world. But it is still around and could like many other viruses change to be a real thread to humankind!

@legendaryunclecabral2522

3 жыл бұрын

And maybe because people don't travel a lot to Africa, especially in comparisons to other countries including china (covid19)... but you still right.

He starts by saying I don't like to generalize between race then spent the whole skit talking about whites and blacks?

@carolsnook4659

4 жыл бұрын

I know lol... how boring!!

@sarahholland2600

3 жыл бұрын

But he takes the p out of both . Equal opportunities insults.

@matthewaumann4461

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahholland2600 HAHAHA what? Taking the p out of more than one race doesn't mean the comments individually aren't racist!!!

@sarahholland2600

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewaumann4461 I don't think his mostly Asian audience see him as racist. I'm white & don't see him as racist. Generalising isn't racist. If you want to see a real ,vile racist comedian,Bernard Manning way back when is the true definition of it.

@matthewaumann4461

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahholland2600 This is filmed in London and racial profiling is absolutely racist! in fact, it would be probably one of the most spoken about topics of recent times. Generalising one's actions through a race is racism!!!

WTF.... why is an Indian named Paul so personally attacking bengali people always.

@bullrider9617

3 жыл бұрын

Becoz Bengalis call themselves as Indians in UK

@rainsnow9174

3 жыл бұрын

@@bullrider9617 Thats a new one on B.S metre.

@bullrider9617

3 жыл бұрын

Rain Snow If you ever manage to go to UK then you ll know that Bangladeshis Pakistanis run their restaurants as Indian restaurants and call themselves Indians !!!

@rainsnow9174

3 жыл бұрын

@@bullrider9617 🤣😂🤣🤡 I am English, and no my locals not indian either, and nor do you know how the curry houses became famous and it difinately weren't created by an Indian.

@bullrider9617

3 жыл бұрын

Rain Snow oh really tats surprising as u still dont think that bangladeshis name their restaurants as Indian !!! Maybe u live in english part of bangladesh far away from reality !!