I was not ready for the “shut up Linda” 😂😂😂 And the baby jokes had me dying.

@Jesus_SOG_

3 ай бұрын

Sahih Bukhari 9:87:161 "I have heard the Apostle say: 'Whoever wants to see Satan should look at Nabtal.' He was a sturdy black man with long flowing hair, Ishaq:243 Sahih hadiths confirm Muhammad owned black slaves and even called Ethiopians aka Blacks raisin heads. In Mishkat al-Masabih 119 book 1 hadith 112 it says that Allah struck Adam's right and left shoulder and brought forth his white and black children and He told whites to enter heaven and blacks to enter hell.

@knightoflight8373

10 күн бұрын

@@Jesus_SOG_ What your purpose put these fake and weak Hadith on this channel? Why you not asking about this Hadith at Dawah channel, or Islamic channel etc.? What you doing right now, it is like you wearing Halloween costume on Christmas day.

@knightoflight8373

10 күн бұрын

Me too. 😂😂

This man has crazy talent, I laughed every minute

he has the chris tucker eyes lols

@malkavianloner8808

5 ай бұрын

hes way prettier than tucker...cept in fifth element... but his eyes are much prettier than tuckers. no homo, some homo, whatever ... if i had to stare into eyes and had a choice between the two to get lost in, this guys gonna be in a staring contest over chris

@sheikhu1039

5 ай бұрын

He does 😂

@nicholasgood470

5 ай бұрын

Haha true

@Alpha24187

5 ай бұрын

😂

@Thawhid

4 ай бұрын

​@@malkavianloner8808yea too late to say no homo to that 😺

Wow, first time I hear a British accented comedian, and this guy is absolutely hilarious!!! The whole video, I was laughing.

I first saw him on taskmaster, and now I look out for his stuff. He is just amazing. So funny.

@nadiajuliafina3640

5 ай бұрын

check out his show man like mobeen, it's hilarious

@Jesus_SOG_

3 ай бұрын

Sahih Bukhari 9:87:161 "I have heard the Apostle say: 'Whoever wants to see Satan should look at Nabtal.' He was a sturdy black man with long flowing hair, Ishaq:243 Sahih hadiths confirm Muhammad owned black slaves and even called Ethiopians aka Blacks raisin heads. In Mishkat al-Masabih 119 book 1 hadith 112 it says that Allah struck Adam's right and left shoulder and brought forth his white and black children and He told whites to enter heaven and blacks to enter hell.

@b326yr

25 күн бұрын

@@Jesus_SOG_ YOU ARE A LIAR As for the Hadeeth about Nabtal, it has not been cited by any of the Sunan compilers (Abu Daawood, An-Nasaa'i, At-Tirmithi and Ibn Maajah). It has been cited only by Ibn Is-haaq in his book Al-Maghaazi. It was quoted from him in some books about the occasions of the Quranic revelations (Asbaab An-Nuzool). The author of As-Saheeh Al-Musnad min Asbaab An-Nuzool (a collection of authenticated Ahaadeeth concerning the occasions of the Quranic revelations) did not list the Hadeeth among the Saheeh Ahaadeeth cited in this chapter. Even if we assume that it is Saheeh (authentic), the Prophet, sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam, did not dispraise Nabtal because of his color or appearance but rather his impiety and ill manners.

@b326yr

25 күн бұрын

@@Jesus_SOG_ On the Contrary. The Prophet, sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam, said in the Farewell Hajj: "If a black slave with a mutilated nose is appointed to govern you, and he leads you according to the Book of Allaah the Exalted, then listen to him and obey." [Muslim] An-Nawawi may Allaah have mercy upon him said: "Scholars underlined that the Hadeeth means that as long as the Muslim ruler adheres to the teachings of Islam and calls people to the Book of Allaah, it is incumbent on Muslims to obey him."

@Jesus_SOG_

25 күн бұрын

@@b326yr I'm saying based on quran and hadith. In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell. There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future? Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones.

I’m so happy for him n he’s wife on their 3 little angels

@NeungView

Ай бұрын

He is what?

He's hilarious, I wish him more success, he deserves it!

Lmao 😂 homie just got a new fan. Can't wait for more

This guy is the most funny Asian comedian I can think of .

@babiker9

5 ай бұрын

From his accent I guess he is British Prejudice!!!!

@lambother

5 ай бұрын

He is British pakistani

@karimaelosri9468

3 ай бұрын

Russel Peter is a great one 😂

@babiker9

3 ай бұрын

@@karimaelosri9468 Its good if the prime minster can be Asian let be serious

@karimaelosri9468

3 ай бұрын

@@babiker9 honestly I have no clue what is has to do with my comment.

U can't stop laughing😂

He's a legend 😂

An absolute legend!! _(thowba-thowba-thowba)*_ 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣 * - if you know, you know

@JustSnakes911

3 ай бұрын

I don't, explain?

@shuib

Ай бұрын

repent, repent, repent...?

Hilarious talent😂

Oh my god, this guy was hilarious!!! I hope I see more of him!!

@invitethemike4232

6 ай бұрын

Go watch "man like mobeen" its his show!

@psychedelicpegasus7587

5 ай бұрын

​@@invitethemike4232 Yes, and he has a role in Season 1 of the show, 'Our Flag Means Death'.

Brilliant 👏 👏

'Even the butters one...' LOL

Live at the Apollo is always brilliant!

lmaoooo hes hilarious

Remember watching him on KZread but now he’s got his own live audience. Proud of him n also cuz he’s from my town.

@mhuss6055

5 ай бұрын

Big up CV! He taught me at grace as well this brother reppin

Omg I loved this guy in turn up charlie on Netflix with Idris elber

Lol. That was funny. Didn't get it first but he kind of grew on me. Nice job buddy.

Brother Guz, love and respect for you. You're the best. Just pause a bit more after your punch lines. Let the audience laugh a more and then say the extra line. This will make you awesome comedian. It's just an opinion. Wish you all the best.

@tamerhussein1700

4 ай бұрын

Exactly what came to my mind.

@carriehesketh3555

2 ай бұрын

Right…I am sure the professional comedian who is playing at the Apollo was praying someone who has zero experience gave him advice…Now he can really make it in the business 🤦‍♀️

First time watching him. He is funny

He’s good🤣

10/10 this guy

This is an Outrageous show 😂😂

@QIKUGAMES-QIKU

5 ай бұрын

Yes.. Outrageously crap😂

@lambother

5 ай бұрын

Average lindu brain

Jack. I salute you 😂😢

Mobeen rocking the apollo

Who talks about their child That bad 😂

@MathraMania

4 ай бұрын

us Asians 😭

@Jesus_SOG_

3 ай бұрын

Sahih Bukhari 9:87:161 "I have heard the Apostle say: 'Whoever wants to see Satan should look at Nabtal.' He was a sturdy black man with long flowing hair, Ishaq:243 Sahih hadiths confirm Muhammad owned black slaves and even called Ethiopians aka Blacks raisin heads. In Mishkat al-Masabih 119 book 1 hadith 112 it says that Allah struck Adam's right and left shoulder and brought forth his white and black children and He told whites to enter heaven and blacks to enter hell.

you're hilarious, brother. looking out for more of your stuff. 👊🏽

I can relate to the Peppa joke, my sister in law made a comment about my daughter's with Peppa pig toys saying "pigs are haram", while her kids were playing with dinosaurs. I asked her "are dinosaurs halal??"

Hilarious

Now I remember where I've seen this guy before. He was amazing in the gentlemen series.

I recall some of these jokes from a long while back. I'm pretty sure its old.

This guy is mad 😅

Man, i was hoping he had 2 children, and the 3rd one was a made-up kid he uses for his jokes. Nope, man has 4 kids. Sympathies for #3 when he watches this video.

@misbahailia3345

4 ай бұрын

Oh no. In that case, Guz is horrible! 🤬

Guz is playing with fire.

in answer to his question, yes

This is the same material by a french-moroccan comedian Jamal Debbouze!! It is like a translated version from french to english

Is this the Apollo in new York?

Funny guy Guz is.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

First seen Guz in Turn Up Charlie as Idris's best mate. Comedic genius.

😂😂😂😂

He loves a big coat our Guz

Fun fact, “Guz Khan” means master of farts in Persian!

US Establishment Are The Supervillains 😅✌️

All human beings are beautiful in their own way

Now i want to see this 3rd baby

❤️ Jack

🤣🤣🤣🙏👏👌🙌👍

How the hell everyone laugh at the same exact time that loud and stop laughing at the same exact time ?

I grew up in Hertfordshire for a while it was the white upper working class that was my bully

GET MAN LIKE MOBEEN BACK (SANFORD AND SON ) STYLE BROWN LOVE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤ LOVE UR STAR KEEP IT FUN

He's good

Interesting question.

Hahahahahaha

How does nobody in comments section know this is The Man like Mobeen 😃 Also featured in Gentlemen TV series

You better hide this from your number three

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅❤

Could you mention a movie that portrays the level of brutality happening in GAZA? Also, tell me about one of the worst dreams you've had that matches the reality of GAZA.

@chief1715

4 ай бұрын

Tantura 2022 - Investigates the atrocities of the Nakba via testimonies of former Israel soldiers

Are we still the bad guy?

Watch man like mobeen BBC quite powerful

Handsome and funny mashallah 💕😂

#FREE PALESTINE ## Dear God please free Palestine Ameen. Dear sir I think that comedian's can make a difference. That's a wonderful comedian.

you funny

His 3rd is gonna have a tough life

First time watching this version of Apollo. I remember back in the day, there were one or two whites in the audience. There are no blacks in the audience in this show. Someone tell me what I have missed since the 70s and 80s Apollo.

@231rft

3 ай бұрын

It’s the Apollo in England

i know it’s Guz and not Gus but every time he says his name out loud

Yes

Great

There’s only One APOLLO and that’s in Harlem baby 125th street.

Yes I comes as a shock to us Asian when some tell us that a kid we take as dumb is guilty of not fighting not billing or being Nalaiq but a pervert

Yes they are

Apollo in Harlem?

@ayb1470

4 ай бұрын

London UK

Man i understand how racism works now it's literally a trauma response.

@RobotronSage

3 ай бұрын

Like i can't even watch this cause some foreigners harassed me repeatedly and now i'm fucking done with foreigners

@RobotronSage

3 ай бұрын

I don't even like this response but like i said i literally can't watch this i guess i have ptsd now

I really tried but I couldn't even crack a single smile, let alone muster a laugh. British comedy is an endangered species.

@wendymortimer6862

2 ай бұрын

It’s all subjective - I love Gus’s comedy so, going by your statement, I probably wouldn’t like what you consider funny - and that’s okay.

😂😂😂 Behave Guz, you're not asian, you English bro

@misbahailia3345

4 ай бұрын

Pfft! In your dreams 😂😂😂

Chris Tucker is seriously reinventing himself?

I m not sure about the current enemy rating of US,i guess Russia or China first.😅

@fali6723

4 ай бұрын

No he’s right it’s the Muslims…

Now the new bad guys are Chinese! Wish everybody goes there to feel the contrary! Find your compatriot tubers who live there and listen to his long time observation.

any relation to citizen Khan? lol

@Adehsn

4 ай бұрын

No. He is from Man named Mobeen

In short yes

Man the racists are out in droves Hes not a class act like dave chappelle therefore hes trash? Like relax, if you think you can do better go for it and try.

Yes they are, to everything that is decent about humanity

OK

Same style

the ugly baby joke was uncool, but the was great

Mobeam

I can't blev wot he jus said at the end..very sad

English Russel Peters

Yes they ARE !!!!!!!!!!

👣🌍🕵🏻‍♂️

men i am upset u sided with chad! i know u wanted to be him but camon men

Well Ask Houthis or Shias or ....

Kids won’t forgive this

@gabrielmaroto18

3 ай бұрын

Not at all. He’s thinking the moneys will make up for the humiliation it will not.

Is that Muslim preacher

Pleasing the 'kuffar' with a little bit of money.

which muslim?

Looks like it yeah