roses are red violets are blue click this link to get a current card: www.current.com/TuxBird

@beastlybonsai

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@Jokerbutblack

4 жыл бұрын

That was every funny You kinda look like a bunny Jk love ya

@steelhawk4711

4 жыл бұрын

Xurbdic is simp

@Name-uq2wp

4 жыл бұрын

simp

@darkksoup1289

4 жыл бұрын

ok xurbdic

“How old are you?” “I’m 15” *recoils* ☠️☠️☠️☠️

@gaNull

4 жыл бұрын

Sounded more like a moan

@moderndaymozart9386

4 жыл бұрын

Oh ur 15? Imma holla at u....

@hmpys

4 жыл бұрын

420 is how many likes it had

@Samot0423

4 жыл бұрын

16

@Samot0423

4 жыл бұрын

17

At this point Im convinced he is just like this in real life

@revvy7973

4 жыл бұрын

*”Live”*

@swearlingvortex3025

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@milimnava9375

4 жыл бұрын

Rimuru plush, nice

@Gecko_Zen

4 жыл бұрын

Vidicara life

@LRC.

4 жыл бұрын

SAIYAN GOD he edited it lol

Ham booger: self promotes Tuxbird: *glowing red eyes* "tk her do it, do it now"

@youatemykid4228

4 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure he lost a fan

9:10 *Recoils* bro I’m actually dead ☠️💀

"Cause you're totally not 15" "I am totally 15" Me: *calling Chris Hanson*

@jcking932

4 жыл бұрын

😭🤣🤣

@ToxicSkull0

4 жыл бұрын

Subway guy approves

@retroliar

4 жыл бұрын

See I call him Chris Handsome

@winkyty89

4 жыл бұрын

me: calling warden

@certifiedhoodclassic7833

4 жыл бұрын

He got R kellyd

Tux: It’s just a girl Chat: *SILENCE, SIMP*

@lakerlll1939

4 жыл бұрын

K

@musicgulp6378

4 жыл бұрын

DatSovietBoi Aye this guy deserves more, help him out, I just found his channel kzread.info/dash/bejne/X3ybr9ugl6m2drA.html

@Oliver-Zachary-Langhelt

4 жыл бұрын

musicgulp it is so clearly you

girl: damn all of them :GIRL! SOFtwilly: HEY:) 😂😂😂😂😂

@raulrosas5068

4 жыл бұрын

like the seagulls from finding nemo

_how old are you?” “Im 15” ‘body folds’

Girl: *Says she adores Tuxbird* Tuxbird: *Plays USSR National Anthem, implying that girl is OUR girl, further proving he's a communist, not a simp*

@thelvadam2884

4 жыл бұрын

insert big-brain.png here

@compajonah305

4 жыл бұрын

Greet our leader of the great soviet union tuxbird

@LasagnaEnhancementOrganization

4 жыл бұрын

We are simp then?

@alexr5118

4 жыл бұрын

She belongs to the state

@rfk9719

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Robinson fr

When he called Her brexit it absolutely killed me + soft just dying when he found out they were under 18

@priest-johnnysins4340

4 жыл бұрын

Haven't actually heard about brexit since corona

@corruptedcola393

4 жыл бұрын

@@priest-johnnysins4340 Oh trust me, In the UK the only two things being reported right now are Brexit or the CV.

@priest-johnnysins4340

4 жыл бұрын

@@corruptedcola393 I know mate I'm here I just expected more news of people being pissed of at Brexit but the CV just scooted around the corner

@corruptedcola393

4 жыл бұрын

@@priest-johnnysins4340 Well it's kinda refreshing not hearing the word brexit on a daily basis so I'm not really complaining.

@priest-johnnysins4340

4 жыл бұрын

@@corruptedcola393 couldn't agree more

7:52 my name's wyatt... i feel attacked

@randoperson7856

4 жыл бұрын

good

@bigblackmanlover8586

4 жыл бұрын

Of all legends in brawlhalla you choose to make a video on mordex I knew people with the name wyatt sucked

@skelli3692

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigblackmanlover8586 damn man really had to come at me like that 😭

@bigblackmanlover8586

4 жыл бұрын

Skelli I’m still not sorry

@bigblackmanlover8586

3 жыл бұрын

@CallMeCross ur mom

Tux: Lives with 3 other people Rarely post with them

Girl: I absolutely adore you. Chat: Ok TuxBird: H- Chat: SIMP

@isaiahcantu2773

4 жыл бұрын

IlI UltraX IlI then Tux tks her... Poor Tux honestly. I couldn’t tell if she said the promo thing as a joke or not. Still hilarious though. I legitimately actually feel really bad for him at this point because he’s actually a really decent guy. He’ll find love some day if he doesn’t sit at his computer for too long.

@glazedgoldgod8131

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dron/FvYCP5clYYWvTtt9a_jfUg.html?view_as=subscriber check out my siege channel

@justinmaze6219

4 жыл бұрын

GlazedGoldGod fuck off

Female R6: *exists* Tux: Its free simp estate.

you've come so far! I was your 1000th follower on Twitter and I remember you passed it on stream and you were so happy at the time. Well done bro.

So this was what tuxbird and his friends were doing during Quarantine

Tux could never cheat in a relationship That would require 2 girls he was able to talk to. He can’t even talk to 1 Edit : unless hes gay

@jahbrilplaysgamesandstuff326

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@kenric38

4 жыл бұрын

We all know he is

@elabosak7795

3 жыл бұрын

Remember, he was distracted by a guy in the front; and hit from the back few years back

“i tHoUgHt wE WeRe fRIeNDs” Lmao she totally wasn’t just engaging with you for her own benefit.

@nFluenz

4 жыл бұрын

*lmao no*

@junglemonkey9351

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to like this comment but I realized it was at 69 likes to instead of liking it I'm writing this comment saying that I do indeed like your comment brother

@itsfinnickbitch63

4 жыл бұрын

Jungle Monkey it’s at 169 now

@musicgulp6378

4 жыл бұрын

KingLouieGaming this guy deserves more, help him out, I just found his channel kzread.info/dash/bejne/X3ybr9ugl6m2drA.html

@Flurry642

4 жыл бұрын

KingLouieGaming ok incel

Tux‘s hair is just so good like his flirt skills

WHERE HAS THIS CHANNEL BEEN IN MY LIFE?! FINALLY SOME QUALITY CONTENT

i couldn't find the poop LOL

@alphatester

4 жыл бұрын

Softwilly did you check your toilet nick

@beastlybonsai

4 жыл бұрын

Do you have a soft willy?

@Jay-yy9dk

4 жыл бұрын

Bro Simpwilly couldn't find the poop

@mcfatty53

4 жыл бұрын

Hey UPLOAD MORE I'VE BEEN WAITING

@luukhendriks5958

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh fight me in bow spleef

7:40 girl: "Damn" everyone: (completely freaking out) "GIRL! OH SHIT!" Softwilly: (clears his throat) (in the most calm, depp voice possible) "... hey :)"

@mia.grace27

4 жыл бұрын

Some One dude it was so funny lmaoo

@SomeOne-pg2js

4 жыл бұрын

@@mia.grace27 lol I bet you could make an entire compilation of moments like these, that would be so funny xD

@pushyrummble8625

4 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, I said it at the same time he did and for some reason I knew he was gonna say hey

@mist6720

4 жыл бұрын

Some One yeah that’s in the video

@SomeOne-pg2js

4 жыл бұрын

@@mist6720 yeah but that's just all the encounters that the boys had - imagine a compilation from a girl's perspective that has to deal with dozens of different boys :D

Haven't laughed this hard in a while, great content.

"Give her a Popeyes Chicken sandwich, and she'll stay with you for life." -SIMPBIRD69

@jareddd344

4 жыл бұрын

Ward

Girl: *Takes advantage of your social standing.* Also Girl: "I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!" 😂😂😂😭

@wholesome2758

4 жыл бұрын

Always

@wateredpizza327

4 жыл бұрын

Literally Katerino. I can’t believe that shit.

@taytay1030

4 жыл бұрын

@@wateredpizza327 wait what did she do?

@sumnerbob2254

4 жыл бұрын

@@taytay1030 She leaked her insta, little did she know tux was streaming and things just escalated lol

@jaimegaitan954

4 жыл бұрын

So whats the problem

When Madison beer uses your guys voice in a clip

@MaazAltaf

4 жыл бұрын

What? When? Where?

@xtexaschainsawx

4 жыл бұрын

Whos that

@mochiyeosang1908

4 жыл бұрын

Where?

@jason-zw9yf

4 жыл бұрын

@@trusful7373 no

@trusful7373

4 жыл бұрын

Just some vampire with internet access yes

4:35 the sound effect gets me every time bro XD

OH NO SHE IS USING TUX’S POPULARITY *B E G O N E T H O T*

@Joelaaaaa

4 жыл бұрын

FEMALE SIMP

"Cause you're totally not 15" "I definitely am 15" *KNOCK KNOCK* FBI OPEN UP

@freedom4536

3 жыл бұрын

1.1k likes but no comments lol how

@HilariousHappeningsOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@freedom4536 it be like that sometimes lol

Tux bird your videos make my day when I am down. Two days ago I snapped my arm in half and I watched your videos. My parents were actually concerned on how happy I was the day I broke my arm. I’m still recovering bc I’m in a cast but thank you 🙏🏼

"we have a mission... WE HAVE TO FIND THE POOP!"

Is this the discovery channel now “Wild bird tries to find a mate”

@bruhmachine6435

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh you can't say, tuxbird is doing his best.

@incognitoduckling7505

4 жыл бұрын

Do you mean simp duck?

This sponsor sounds hella sketch.

@StonedSoldering

4 жыл бұрын

Nah there's lots of banks like that. Long as it's FDIC insured it's fine. They're usually run by bigger banks

@Patter

4 жыл бұрын

The cards look like the ones that come with those toy cash registers

@rodneygray7053

4 жыл бұрын

I have a current card. It’s true. It’s actually pretty nice

@Patter

4 жыл бұрын

dragon gamer 108 my assortment of fresh plastic foods are not for sale

@rodneygray7053

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry sir, I mistaken took you for a person on my sales list

Please mess with more gamer grils, this is the funniest stuff I’ve seen in so long!

This video has 2 Danganronpa references: Chiaki Nanami at the sponsor part with a fortnite shirt, and tuxbird saying "We got a ways to go" at the end of the video, just like Ryoma

Tux: Doesnt take 6 months to upload a video Me: Wait, that's illegal

@Zack_Zander

4 жыл бұрын

theweeb4 The quarantine is getting to him... The quarantine is getting to most of us...

@stan4066

4 жыл бұрын

ducki on bread wdym?

Girl: *self-promotes* Tuxbird: We don’t do that here b

@underscore44yt

4 жыл бұрын

Fax dude. She just wanted his clout. Smh

@rca2540

4 жыл бұрын

It’s ironic because most the time boys are asking for the girls snap

@slayermonyell

4 жыл бұрын

I died when she started self promoting

@thebravelittletoaster1415

4 жыл бұрын

I kinda want to see what she looked like tbh

@dylanstarzec2099

4 жыл бұрын

thebravelittletoaster14 same she actually seen cool compared to the girls

Tuxbird you made me wanna play rainbow because of all the fun you had doing it I hope you hit 2 mil

Holy fucking shit, I was watching Tux when he was on 7K subs back in his Div 1 days, This channel exploded, great work man 👍 Nice to see you still going my dude 😀

Tuxbird- uploads Me- finally! Tuxbird- WE HAVE LOCATED THE POOP

The girl: I adore Red blood cells: im coming woody

@musicgulp6378

4 жыл бұрын

Stein this guy deserves more, help him out, I just found his channel kzread.info/dash/bejne/X3ybr9ugl6m2drA.html

@whosjoe4489

4 жыл бұрын

musicgulp no

I can feel his soul slowly leaving his body

I haven’t watched you in 6 months and I am glad I am back

The age gets progressively younger and the sirens progressively closer.

"How old are you?" "I'm 15" *recoils* Me who lives in Czech Republic: "What's the problem?"

@midgetman8550

4 жыл бұрын

David L the legal age in czech republic is lower

@jon2167

4 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in japan*

@Matzoch1

4 жыл бұрын

@@midgetman8550 it's exactly 15 in the Czech Republic :)

@rakiannara2251

4 жыл бұрын

@Tatsumi thats japan for u mate

@ImWhyMortalsCry

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't be a problem for me either

I almost pissed myself when you said she's not the one LMFAO that's on God 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I watch tux’s videos when I’m depressed so i can feel good for a time in my life

9:11 that “recoils” made me laugh

@iidoughnutholes3087

4 жыл бұрын

Magic Yoshi11 it doesn’t really sound like a recoil does it? HMMM lol

@jcking932

4 жыл бұрын

Im 15 is a recoil hmmmmmmm "breath" hmmmmm

@Chromeishome

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf 911 MADE U LAUGH?!?!?!

@nbagaming2693

4 жыл бұрын

911 wooooooow ( btw joking )

I about cried when the obi wan came in with "you were the chosen one!"

@musicgulp6378

4 жыл бұрын

Evan Malone this guy deserves more, help him out, I just found his channel kzread.info/dash/bejne/X3ybr9ugl6m2drA.html

@JerseyRealm1

4 жыл бұрын

So did I Evan, so did I

I have been watchin for a bit, but thia vid made me like and subscribe lol. Watchin this makes me not hate homeschool and how toxic most guys are on R6

Omg I’m dead when he threw the c4 at the end and the guy started screaming 🤣

It’s so cringe when she started self-promoting 😂

@auna3264

4 жыл бұрын

It's so cringe when Ozen pulled a double standard by putting an emoji

@vladpintilei6204

4 жыл бұрын

@@auna3264 wat

@AvengedKittyLP

4 жыл бұрын

@@vladpintilei6204 Don't question the terrible logic.

@ethanlaton6664

4 жыл бұрын

Auna hahaha emoji bad haha real funny one

@auna3264

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethanlaton6664 bad

*is that a gaymer goil* *unexplained busting sound comes from mic

@proudsimp5450

4 жыл бұрын

*worlds biggest nut*

@thev.o.c-heretostealyaspic6281

4 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@adweebwithapetcat7590

4 жыл бұрын

I have seen you before on here

I’m convinced siege has the simpiest community of any game ever

The start is amazing

“Welcome back to National Geographic, as the simp penguin begins to advance on a possible mate. His simp personality frightens his possible mate”

@Joelaaaaa

4 жыл бұрын

SIMP

"how old are you?" im 16 yeah uh see u later

@nate7631

4 жыл бұрын

FBI: Almost got him

@lilllgif3808

4 жыл бұрын

@@nate7631 😂

@hectorbellerin5118

4 жыл бұрын

@@nate7631 😂🤝🏼

@bruhmachine6435

4 жыл бұрын

@@nate7631 😂😂

@mia.grace27

4 жыл бұрын

he left real quick

I need more videos like this I love them they are halarious

Tuxbird: play game normally Brezzi: damn... Tuxbird and friends: GIRL

Two videos in one month? Maybe 2020 won’t be that bad after all

@ToxicSkull0

4 жыл бұрын

God: Laughs*

@musicgulp6378

4 жыл бұрын

THE CHEESE CHAPS OFFICIAL Cheese this guy deserves more, help him out, I just found his channel kzread.info/dash/bejne/X3ybr9ugl6m2drA.html

@ameen9935

4 жыл бұрын

Coronavirus: enters the chat

@fynkozari9271

4 жыл бұрын

Its already THAT bad, i honestly dont think its gonna turn good soon.

"Are you actullay 16?" "Yes" "I'll see you later

@hfcbnfcb412

4 жыл бұрын

DDOG224 we are watching too. You don’t need to say what was said

@musicgulp6378

4 жыл бұрын

DDOG224 this guy deserves more, help him out, I just found his channel kzread.info/dash/bejne/X3ybr9ugl6m2drA.html

@ddog2246

4 жыл бұрын

@@hfcbnfcb412 bruh shut up I was just saying that because I thought it was funny dont get in your feels about it

@adem2725

4 жыл бұрын

nah fam YOU shut the fuck up

@accountnew7030

4 жыл бұрын

@@ddog2246 no YOU shut the fuck up

When ur scrolling through KZread at 2am and u come across a callmecarson video with tuxbird and his dummy thick eyebrows like 2 mins in

10:40 this is just for my own entertainment that Spongebob laugh gets me every timeee

@introman1854

4 жыл бұрын

Thats woody from toy story i think

I can't believe, that so many guys across the Internet are still discovering, that female humans exist.

@menyce3

4 жыл бұрын

DeeKaze a what human?

@dolki715

4 жыл бұрын

@@menyce3 A fe.. feal.. mafe... I forgot.

@mrljesus2660

4 жыл бұрын

@@dolki715 😂

@menyce3

4 жыл бұрын

Dolki Yakushev Ive never heard of him either

@bigjet5889

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, those THINGS aren't human. They dont even p o o p

"Brezii how old are you?" "uhhhhh 16" "FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The fact that yu use mw2 sound effects for every thing made me sub lmfao

That moment when ever you join the service in the first on your drill sergeant says during the war LOL

1 view, 239 likes and three comments. Kids don’t end up like youtube.

@kasamigi8031

4 жыл бұрын

Too late :))

When Tux Bird gets 19k confidence Everyone watching: This has never been done before! Edit: TUX HAS 60K CONFIDENCE! Thanks for all the likes :D

@jcking932

4 жыл бұрын

Real but he still might not do it

@musicgulp6378

4 жыл бұрын

Laugh Time this guy deserves more, help him out, I just found his channel kzread.info/dash/bejne/X3ybr9ugl6m2drA.html

@epicl0ss744

4 жыл бұрын

@@jcking932 Dude thats facts :0

me : a legal girl that simps for tux so hard but can never get him v.v

@chrisramos3454

3 жыл бұрын

All cap

The beginning made me laugh so hard I cant😂😂😂😂😂

See y'all in the next 4 years until he uploads.

@Wheresmydragon

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, he isn’t Soviet Womble...

6:29 When you realize she’s just after your clout

You uploaded on time pog

Instead of "things taken out of context" it should be like.. i dont know melted ice or something

In germany we dont say "Ads are fake and not showing the truth".. We say: "LaSs uNs rAid ShaDowS lEgeNds sPieLen" And i think thats (not) beautiful

@lucanapierala8698

4 жыл бұрын

XD True

@jonathan069

4 жыл бұрын

????

@gravymask

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Germany doesn’t say that, have you seen the “Banned German ninja turtles commercial”?

@revvy7973

4 жыл бұрын

AgarCrafter what?

Once that first lady started plugging her Instagram account knowing that Tux was streaming, that became an instant nope for me. "Can your fans start liking my pictures instead of just commenting on them?" GTFO

@musicgulp6378

4 жыл бұрын

Fool's Requiem this guy deserves more, help him out, I just found his channel kzread.info/dash/bejne/X3ybr9ugl6m2drA.html

@Nyghtrid3r

4 жыл бұрын

I think it was a joke.

Just noticed this was uploaded on my birthday😂

I swear on everything. I just sat on the toilet to take a poop and this is the first vid and first thing I heard!

As a girl who plays siege on the dailyy, I agree COMPLETELY

@noxious141

4 жыл бұрын

Maria Ann shutcho cute ass up and let use simp

@mariaann170

4 жыл бұрын

Noxious Gaming 🥴

@zoroackerman6943

4 жыл бұрын

What you play on

@mariaann170

4 жыл бұрын

Zeropain 6 ps4 my duuude

@si4072

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariaann170 it would be an honor to send u a friend request, ma'am

9:29 my grandpa having Vietnam flashbacks

Noice I have something to watch when it’s quarantine

Is no one gonna talk about the Tom and Jerry scream when he said You can prove it LMFAO comedy shit Tux

Tux: one day my dream of getting a girl will be fulfilled me: eh, will it? tux: but not today me: ok thats more like it

Everyone: you’re a simp Tuxbird: I know

Dude the brezzi girl was so over it🤣

Please keep making videos like this

43k is a lot of confidence, he is either getting laid every hour or crying in a closet

@Joelaaaaa

4 жыл бұрын

43.000 out of 100.000.000.000.000.000confidence.... yeah that’s not a lot

11:15 the last thing Stephen Hawking heard before his passing.

@emiliovargas6586

4 жыл бұрын

Loooool 😂

@jeffersonalmazan5255

4 жыл бұрын

DARK

@josef7461

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

That first clip the funniest thing I've ever seen xD

" You were the chosen one " 😂😂😂😂😂

1:33 it’s mister MVP *breaths in* S I M P

She didnt hesitate to plug the insta for some feet pics.

@notdeeem310

4 жыл бұрын

Jorge S. what even was the @

@teamroadblock255

4 жыл бұрын

@@notdeeem310 right

@notdeeem310

4 жыл бұрын

Knightz Nation she deleted her account g

@BillyOrmond

4 жыл бұрын

@@notdeeem310 what was it

@notdeeem310

4 жыл бұрын

Billy Ormond abigailrburg you won’t find it tho

Lmao I laughed so hard to the find the poop mission

Well that was a glorious few minutes of content

As soon as I saw "Girls" in the title, I knew it was going to be another tragic moment for Tuxbird

@VengefulSoul66

4 жыл бұрын

It's always a tragic for tuxbird...keep it together tux,u can make it

1:56 i love how i know that girl is Chiaki from Danganronpa

@a_profileuser9527

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same exact thing

4:42 i wanna know what it says Tux😂

i love how streamers talk to chat like its a person