okay so im clearly really good at picking up girls so please help me by giving me pickup lines in the replies and by liking the video of course aha

@sabritas1111

4 жыл бұрын

TuxBird my number one - your hot

@adriancarlsson8768

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes daddy uploaded

@beeb5872

4 жыл бұрын

we got you covered buxtird dont sweat it bro

@salamii447

4 жыл бұрын

Are you made of Copper and Tellerium because your CuTe

@calliope3972

4 жыл бұрын

Your pretty and i'm cute so we would make a pretty cute couple

Me talking to girls: “So... Ya like dudes?”

@herowin3825

4 жыл бұрын

"...yeah?" "Oh my god, same!"

@notPeQ

4 жыл бұрын

@@herowin3825 r/cursedcomments

@oH_._

4 жыл бұрын

@@herowin3825 Works vice versa too. "Umm... no I like girls" "Omg Same"

@aquamama8382

4 жыл бұрын

Cole valid question in 2020

@spang9697

4 жыл бұрын

@@notPeQ r/iusereddit

the most common question i'm asked while gaming "are you a 12- year old or a girl?"

@wittyreviewer

4 жыл бұрын

When it comes to playing games, it's generally best to assume everybody is a guy. Therefore, even if you're obviously a girl, people will assume you're a kid until proven otherwise. Such is the unwritten law.

@Demureli

4 жыл бұрын

@@wittyreviewer i don't think its alright to assume things like that

@wittyreviewer

4 жыл бұрын

@@Demureli I'm partially joking, in my defense. Generally it comes down to most guys playing video games having the social skills of stones. I know this is easy for me to say, but don't take it personally, we're just dense.

@wittyreviewer

4 жыл бұрын

@@Demureli oh and I'm sorry if I offended, it certainly wasn't the intention.

@Demureli

4 жыл бұрын

@@wittyreviewer you didn't offend me i just wish it was already a norm that females play games too

Girl: **Exists** VSauce: or do they?

@firasabouzaki7805

4 жыл бұрын

you are everywhere man

@valvora4315

4 жыл бұрын

mr.worldwide

@twistedmissile716

4 жыл бұрын

*BMMMMMMMMMM*

@camila.3812

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh staph

@raulrosas5068

4 жыл бұрын

Tim MR.305

Tuxbirds typing is like when the anime mans mouth moved for 10 mins and all it says on the bottom of the screen is egg

@barney3480

3 жыл бұрын

Was this based off the Creed joke from soup

@Cavie-qh2ls

3 жыл бұрын

BaRneY scrambled hueggs

@zfusizn

3 жыл бұрын

Eh ur not funny

@icenation6730

3 жыл бұрын

Stealing soups joke

@popenzmadman4919

3 жыл бұрын

@@icenation6730 yes. That's what a reference is my friend.

“Give me your best OwO” tux : *pufferfish noises*

@equisnrolly

4 жыл бұрын

paromal æügh

@khanetia

4 жыл бұрын

paromal æügh

@artemefimov8215

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ozzoragu. when furries nut they make that face

@weeviladdict4134

4 жыл бұрын

Ægh

@artemefimov8215

4 жыл бұрын

@@weeviladdict4134 me, an intellectual: *vomits*

Girl- y’all ever- Tux bird- 2 MINUTES

@jhalilxvii

4 жыл бұрын

Jeez louise

@Coherek

4 жыл бұрын

Thats quick

@qlassiccONG

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@Zack_Zander

4 жыл бұрын

Oliver Bozin Tux, shut it!

@stefanmichaelsenzegarra5688

4 жыл бұрын

I'm fast

“Good heavens, the simp has fallen in love with the e-girl!”

when she said: "who´s daddy here...", i though, she is gonna say herself, xD

@lizzz1263

4 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@Jess-ul5ho

4 жыл бұрын

She should have

@gabeducote8230

3 жыл бұрын

same

@LATW_Flashbck_Wolf

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's what she was insinuating, she was just going along with the joke when one of them said it's Yumi.

@stoneraptor6219

3 жыл бұрын

@@LATW_Flashbck_Wolf Yumi said it’s Yumi

“We can be friends on UPLAY” *still technically a win*

@fourzenrain2835

4 жыл бұрын

Morri no I don’t want UPLAY I want WePLAY

@azzengoat7242

4 жыл бұрын

@@fourzenrain2835 insert russian national anthem

@cypher2194

4 жыл бұрын

Simp UwU

Tuxbird: I love you Girl: “voice deepens” I’m a guy Tuxbird:

@DamianLopez-td3rc

4 жыл бұрын

Even better

@train6897

4 жыл бұрын

simp

@pyrozzz6346

4 жыл бұрын

I read this on 0:16 XD

@stevencontreras84

4 жыл бұрын

@@DamianLopez-td3rc lmfao

@mbh3929

4 жыл бұрын

The Unknown Anonymous tuxbird: I’m gay

My fav quote from this video is “I can’t even spell truck” and everyone ignored him

@mapavi4008

4 жыл бұрын

Trukk

@angelina-ej2vq

4 жыл бұрын

@@mapavi4008 chruhk

@mapavi4008

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelina-ej2vq tuk

@cayde-6288

4 жыл бұрын

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyztruck

@cadenverbeek6680

4 жыл бұрын

7

Aaaaand here's why we can't talk in vc .-.

@feffaalien4473

4 жыл бұрын

Literally 😂

@pallytf2

4 жыл бұрын

@@nakiashaw4574 yeah you're proving that.

@GreenBlack1991

4 жыл бұрын

I'm in like 5 Mi utes and have to say these guys are just joking around. I actuy found these Realy funny 🤣. They even make fun of themselves. There is way worse then this where they actually are serious. Like my bf and his team talks like this to every male member to so. Nod to bad. I think it's funny. They are just joking around

@pinkwings5967

4 жыл бұрын

Nakia Shaw | you’re literally proving their point lol

@nakiashaw4574

4 жыл бұрын

@@pinkwings5967 atleast I'm not simpin like them

girl: laughs the boys: *LOUD LAUGHTER*

@DaGr8Depression

4 жыл бұрын

Some Squeeker Lmfaoooo true af. They’re fucking simps for real

@krebi_patty2071

4 жыл бұрын

What if the girl is actually a small kid

@pickelson0594

4 жыл бұрын

*LOL*

Me talking to my crush: So I like air

@ggiulyy

4 жыл бұрын

deaddddd💀💀💀

@MemoryPhobia

4 жыл бұрын

Oh stop flirting with me ♥️♥️♥️

@adolfpichula4614

4 жыл бұрын

I like liking things.

@boxypox

4 жыл бұрын

“So, do you breathe?” Icebreaker 100

@user-fw3wl6rv1v

4 жыл бұрын

Boxy Pox my crush don’t breathe and she lives inside a casket sometimes I like to dig her up and ask for sex

"Are you a bullet? Cause I cant get you out of my head"

0:57 when im talking to my crush

"I feel like everyone tosses words around these days" *i dont even know how to spell truck*

@pickelson0594

4 жыл бұрын

wait then how did you spell it!??!?!??!!?!!?! *dramatic noises*

@krebi_patty2071

4 жыл бұрын

KINGCREEPER506: i dont know how to spell truck Also KINGCREEPER506: spells truck perfectly

@flaredmedal1282

4 жыл бұрын

This has changed my whole existence

@oH_._

4 жыл бұрын

@@krebi_patty2071 Well HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ITS SPELLED LIKE THAT? Got any proof bucko?

@krebi_patty2071

4 жыл бұрын

KankSchlap its a meme

I hate coming into contact with dudes like this when I'm gaming tbh

@robm8766

4 жыл бұрын

pantera bread wanna come in contact with me?

@passingstranger4182

4 жыл бұрын

@@robm8766 B R U H

@shitpostnut6293

4 жыл бұрын

He is much better than those people who team kill you

@ravennakarvia1143

4 жыл бұрын

This is just regular gamer shittalking tbh. I am a girl myself and I know that there are plenty of toxic and sexist as hell people like there, but you also need to realize it that more often than not they are just joking/shittalking, and the best if you tag along with them. Believe me once you learn to embrace and joke around with lads like this you will enjoy your games a lot more, it is given that people in a competitive shooter will do shittalk as a stress relief. Get tilted by it they will make fun of you, join them and you will have less problem in game.

@soiledcats808

4 жыл бұрын

Ravenna Karvia THANK YOU for this reply. Shit-talking is a huge part of (my) gaming experience with friends, and don’t see the problem unless it gets too far and nobody finds it funny anymore.

Friend: Wow, look at that girl, shes's coming right to us, it's your moment bro. She: Hey, can I copy your homework? Me: still technically a win

*sees intro* me: “ahah, fascinating.”

Tux can't even clutch. What a mess. 6:40

@TuxBird

4 жыл бұрын

thanks lamejokester

@logologographics6535

4 жыл бұрын

I say you can start a channel for rainbow six seige and maybe you and tux can collab again.

@THMRC

4 жыл бұрын

He was to the right moron @TUXBIRD aka duck boi

@thelostmemories4750

4 жыл бұрын

Ligma

@freshbaboboss1665

4 жыл бұрын

You‘re ugly

Dude, thank you very much for the subtitles on the video. I'm still learning listening and writing english but I can read perfectly 👌🏼👍🏼 you're the man 😁

@mapavi4008

4 жыл бұрын

ＳＰＥＬＬ Ｉ ＣＵＰ

7:40 the transformation from a simp to an incel

"are u the cops" "no why" "cuz ur probably not here for me but ima act all nervous anyway."

@flamingcat1101

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly how people feel. Which is the point I guess

@Meadiocracy

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck that's good.

Here’s a pick up line tux: I put the S T D in stud all I need is U

@jakescott38

4 жыл бұрын

Tman Gaming did you get that from a slap on titan?

@theschwomp4149

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakescott38 he probably got it from his dad

@toomuchmilmk

4 жыл бұрын

This is cursed

@tina.foster1008

4 жыл бұрын

Omfg perfect

@stefanvanderlinden9746

4 жыл бұрын

@Russian Cavalry bruh

The only one time i turned on my mic was playing overwatch and dude was being so toxic, i moved to only talking through discord vc to my own friends...and destiny 2 ;)

This made me giggle a grand total of three and two quarter times. Liked and subscribed!

When she said Yumi is daddy, that just sounded heart crushing

@dieqo_o

4 жыл бұрын

He is tho 😫

@jumisramen6854

4 жыл бұрын

Anger

@ChiviVA

4 жыл бұрын

I mean Yumi is daddy though, can’t tell me I’m wrong :D

@jumisramen6854

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChiviVA Yeah

No one: People having s#x for the first time: 1:50

@boosh1107

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@seanorr5105

4 жыл бұрын

No no no 😂

@bigbob4320

4 жыл бұрын

Me when I see that she's missing an eye

@huejanus1333

4 жыл бұрын

Shard X99 ew lmao

@samuelthomas7248

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

i hate how tux didn’t throw his c4 behind the desk when yumi said he could be back there.

“I don’t know how to spell truck” 😂

Joker: "Pull your pants down first :)" Tuxxy boi: "Done"

@helixcov4378

4 жыл бұрын

Thats my secret cap, their always down

If only every guy I met was like this instead of team killing me, and telling me to go to the kitchen, or to kms. They think it's funny, and it's not. I just wanna play the game, man...

@shadowyshadow6498

4 жыл бұрын

Well, if it makes you feel better, I'm a 23 year old guy in college who is constantly told he sounds like he's 13 year old middle schooler, so you're not alone in some respect

@Eilaura

4 жыл бұрын

@@shadowyshadow6498 18yr male in college, only ever told to go back to COD or fortnite because i sound like a kid...

@samh2222

4 жыл бұрын

AnonymousGameAddicts same...i don’t really voice chat unless I’m with a squad because people think I’m 10....also doesn’t help that I have slight lisp. 😔

@Marcavaa

4 жыл бұрын

When they know you are a woman than it's over and you're will be called slut or bitch. Happened to me a lot. 🙄 and of course the go in the kitchen part is always there.

@SpaceLover2500

4 жыл бұрын

@@Eilaura i am an 18 year old guy in college and i have people wondering why i dont get a gf

This is prob one of the worst parts about the gaming community

@ZekeTheNerdVX

4 жыл бұрын

They're joking

@ToastRaccoon

4 жыл бұрын

Saddening

@zetsu8241

4 жыл бұрын

Ok white knight

@MalaMooManMC

4 жыл бұрын

@@zetsu8241 you really got me there

@zetsu8241

4 жыл бұрын

@@MalaMooManMC yep I know 😎

I'm a girl and I'm addicted to rainbow 6 I feel like when she was talking yall were communicating with an alien 😂😂😂😂

@zyqena3959

4 жыл бұрын

Sniff Sniff I smell female

@bryanallam6414

4 жыл бұрын

...

@zyqena3959

4 жыл бұрын

Bryan allam I mostly meant this as a joke

@reapern

3 жыл бұрын

😂 👍

"I never was cut out for girls man." Same bro.

@rainbowsixsiegelover8243

4 жыл бұрын

I felt that 🤣

@SonicSpeed440

4 жыл бұрын

@@rainbowsixsiegelover8243 I'm stuck in this parallax called the neverending friendzone where most of the girls I find interesting end up liking my friends instead of me, lol

@rainbowsixsiegelover8243

4 жыл бұрын

@@SonicSpeed440 aw that sucks, sorry to hear that I'm here for you bro :)

@SonicSpeed440

4 жыл бұрын

@@rainbowsixsiegelover8243 thanks bro. One day it'll all come together.

@rainbowsixsiegelover8243

4 жыл бұрын

@@SonicSpeed440 if it makes you feel any better, I spent the entire 2018 and 2019 single I've only ever dated in 2017 so don't feel bad man

“i never was cut out for girls” -Tuxbird 2020

@nilscarlberg2135

4 жыл бұрын

”I fucking suck dick” -Tuxbird 2020

@javicg8123

4 жыл бұрын

My track record for girls is still 0/120 -Tuxbird 2020

@panchi2838

4 жыл бұрын

But he was cut out of a girl...

9:04 I lost my absolute shit when he said: "I can't even spell truck"

I love how dudes dont even have to see the girl and y'all tryna make moves 😂😂

"Everybody tosses words aro.." "I can't even spell truck"

@luckyluke5638

4 жыл бұрын

My favourite part of the video tbh, I love random stuff like that

Me talking to girls: “So...how long you’ve been a girl?”

@guacysock

4 жыл бұрын

Iceberg11MN that’s from the dooo

@feelingnether158

4 жыл бұрын

Doooo

@rwby_rl541

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh I cant like it's at 69

@bxdliegaming4362

4 жыл бұрын

Doooo

@TeamOfWings

4 жыл бұрын

Well, for all you know, that might be a standard question to ask in a couple years

I love when I click on a old KZread video and it’s already liked

Am I the only one who caught the “I don’t even know how to spell truck”😂 had me dying

“I don’t know if you’re an 11 Year Old Boy or a Woman” I hear that everyday 😂

@TauEnjoyer

4 жыл бұрын

KZread Pioneer an 11 year old girl

@nerdykat1017

4 жыл бұрын

I get that and you sound black 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

@leanicole2853

4 жыл бұрын

Oh same

@coconut_milk7167

4 жыл бұрын

Well then which one is it then

@AlleLoveGreen

4 жыл бұрын

Every tiiiiime😖😆

"So , How long you been a Girl?" - The Dooo

@gamerzheart8987

4 жыл бұрын

Jewel s do you want pics of my big hairy toe? Write me your name on insta

@rasmusaabrek8412

4 жыл бұрын

Gamerz Heart what the fuck?

@nicholascolios6307

4 жыл бұрын

Rasmus Aabrek bro I’m jealous that you get big hairy toes in your dm’s. Accept the offer

@yook6552

4 жыл бұрын

What if I only wanna shot glass of your big hairy toe

@JoMartGames

4 жыл бұрын

@@yook6552 then it will be 500 bucks

the 2 minutes, got me so i subbed XD

CONGRATS ON 1.69 MIL 🥳

yumi: gives lecture on being subjective to random gril and is upset xurdic: i dont know how to spell truck

@Jiggonomics

4 жыл бұрын

Bro that had me so weak. I was like where tf did that even come from lmao

@fumes1955

4 жыл бұрын

Jiggonomics 😂😂😂

Finally a frekin video. Lets look about the comment section Comments: Shex

@anaveragemarsocraider5841

4 жыл бұрын

Got a division profile picture I salute Thee

@alexsorensen5659

4 жыл бұрын

Shex

@SukaiOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

For appropriate reasons

@henrikd.7529

4 жыл бұрын

I see fellow agents roaming the streets. Nice xD

7:41 has me in tears

"That actually hurts"

me talking to humans that identify as a man : yo me flirting with my crush in class: hey, what school do you go to

@joshuaroos5833

4 жыл бұрын

Well that's rather unfortunate

@carso1500

4 жыл бұрын

So, how long have you been a guy

@wifi708

4 жыл бұрын

"humans that identify as a man" bruh

@TheOpelkoenjas

4 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOL

@mynamo12

4 жыл бұрын

paromal Same but opposite for me

“I never was cut out for girls man.” Daaamnn..... I felt that..

“they back out on you when you’re giving them everything you have” very relatable

The editing on this vid is everything

"Sike i'm hopeless" Aren't we all at one point or another. "cough" "cough" forever in my case

@andrewfullhd

4 жыл бұрын

bro dont do that... Well i am hopless too...

@superjohhny

4 жыл бұрын

I feel ya..

@GentlyUsedFrog

4 жыл бұрын

Amen to that.

@ProbablyTired333

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@haydencomey582

4 жыл бұрын

Yo I thought this said homeless

Nobody: Not a Single Soul: Yumi: Y O U D O P O R N

@krebi_patty2071

4 жыл бұрын

Also yumi: tell me B E F O R E I T A K E M Y P A N T S O F F

Thanks tux those lessons really helped man

Tux you'll get there, you'll find the perfect girl for you one day. I would like to say I love your videos you're really inspiring to me.

1:37 NTrigued: You’re hesitating and it’s scary... I actually choked when he said that

@hippiehippo9030

4 жыл бұрын

Dont go so deep if youre choking.

@fiercekitty2522

4 жыл бұрын

@@hippiehippo9030 😂😂💀💀💀

When girls talk to guys online: Guys: Aww you’re cute When they talk to me: Guys: YOOO WHATDUP BRO Me: I’m a girl.... Guys: Oh I thought you were a boy sorry.. Me: -depression intensifies-

@Nova-gs2rf

4 жыл бұрын

Wow that's an F

@sofiabergstrom3492

4 жыл бұрын

Rozes same girl same. They say I either sound like a 12 year old boy or a 20 year old lady

@zylith_yz5754

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr I feel disrespected 😂😂

@EthanParekattil

4 жыл бұрын

Sofia Bergström what’s ur discord

@EthanParekattil

4 жыл бұрын

BOYS IM GOING IN; my discord is SlyWalker#5989

I like how tux has made multiple of these like drives and still cant talk to girls

“I feel like words are just tossed around these days” him- “I can’t even spell truck” 🤣🤣

7:54 *TITANIC* Wait for the girl to go, _"What?"_ And then you go, _"That was my icebreaker"_

@nicoredje

4 жыл бұрын

If only the ice didn't broke the Titanic.

@Larikalful

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicoredje if she answer like you did... just tell "well, i never said it was good icebreaker" and start laugh xD

Video starts Girl: so how long do you guys.... Tux: 2 minutes

This video cheered me up, thanks man.

THIS IS MORE THAN A COMEDY MOVIE

"give me tour best OwO" Tux: AeUgH

@gladiatormarcellus2078

4 жыл бұрын

Pufferphish boi

@noisycricket.10yearsand29

4 жыл бұрын

ARE YOU FUCKING CUMMING RIGHT NOW??

@carlosgoden4424

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/fpaN2syTnNjgos4.html

@krakuwdegustacja

4 жыл бұрын

@@carlosgoden4424 go away

Gril : *exists* My boys : *HEAVY BREATHING*

@M4skedBoi

4 жыл бұрын

@Nio37 im talking about my friends

"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

Even in the face of death, Tux still comes out triumphant.

“My track record with girls is still 0/120” - Xurbdic That hit me to the core can we get some F’s for Duck man

@gr4ve686

4 жыл бұрын

F 😔

@anvartipner2931

4 жыл бұрын

my thoughts and prayers go out to all the girls who have to talk to xrbucib

@mechakieran124

4 жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL

@DeputyDanks

4 жыл бұрын

Our lord and saviour

@someoneonline4765

4 жыл бұрын

F

Tuxbird: the unlucky one that is always trying to get the girl Yumi: the one that doesn't care but somehow does better then tux Ntriggerd: the one that memes the whole thing

@isaiahcantu2773

4 жыл бұрын

Aqua-is-my-Waifu Tuxbird’s such a good lad, actually kinda sad to see things go like this for him. Tbf if his friends wouldn’t act autistic the whole time he would have a good chance.

@0zone247

4 жыл бұрын

Love the chemistry between them. Best I've seen

@deinpxdoxd8490

4 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahcantu2773 Having autistic friends sometimes is better than having chances with a girl.

@tylerself9198

4 жыл бұрын

Fit this video.

@muhammadhuzaifa7600

4 жыл бұрын

do u even jnow ho is Ntrigerd?

As a girl who plays siege I can say that guys will underestimate you or just think you are adorable and chill.

Rewatched this tux when you said idek how to spell truck😂😂😂😂

No one: Xurbdic: „is she hot?“

@zomboss9242

4 жыл бұрын

FUCK IF I KNOW DUDE

@samuelthomas7248

4 жыл бұрын

You spelt tuxbird wrong mate 😂

@erik3215

4 жыл бұрын

Samuel Thomas No I didn’t. Only real fans know this pronunciation

@samuelthomas7248

4 жыл бұрын

@@erik3215 ohh I'm new that's why sorry I mistook u and happy new year

@erik3215

4 жыл бұрын

Samuel Thomas That’s okay haha no problem. Yeah happy new year for you too

0:15 Tuxbird sitting over here with the face of Seth Everman, the Forehead of Russian Badger, and the hair of a wannabe tough guy.

@WhoTFMadeThisChange

4 жыл бұрын

perfect observation

I played titanfall with u on ps4 when u had 12k keep up the great work 👍🏻

3:56 what is the music call tho

@Laniakea_Super

4 жыл бұрын

Captainjoey lmao sounds like a remix of Athletic Theme from Yoshi's Island

@Zephyr-ql6lv

4 жыл бұрын

Mike will made it yoshi

Me talking to normal people: “Hey man what’s up?” Me talking to cute girls: Umm... do you are have pee pee”

@khanetia

4 жыл бұрын

My seek noo noo

@aWERFRGT6545BGFG

4 жыл бұрын

sexism .-.

@wallsterrence

4 жыл бұрын

@@aWERFRGT6545BGFG 😑

@CatsAreAmazing8187

4 жыл бұрын

MissesKitty stfu stupid girl

@brandonescobar1645

4 жыл бұрын

i love how cute girls aren't considered normal people

Me picking up girls at school: So....you come here often?

The way she says hell yeah is music to my ears

I don’t know what I just watched but I liked it

Best pickup line of all time “Wanna watch 13 reasons why and have sex?”

@taytay1030

4 жыл бұрын

That show sucks. Clone Wars is where its at

@banlemn2548

4 жыл бұрын

NinjaChicken456 it is but they took it off Netflix ;_;

@zen-gamer01

4 жыл бұрын

@@taytay1030 Bro 13rw isn't that bad. Take it back 🙁

@klusterfuk3688

4 жыл бұрын

@@banlemn2548 Disney+, biatch

@banlemn2548

4 жыл бұрын

Unknown_RedChan 407 I know but I lost all my money too the roblox mafia and I am out of free accounts so I can’t use any more free trials :(

That classic “it’s so crazy we have the same answer” lmfao😂😂😂

me, not knowing what tuxbird looked like until now: dont be shy put some more

“So how long you been a girl?”

when i talk to girls: "hey wassup,ya like jazz?"

Everyone in the comment section: *doesn’t give like rating*

1:18 sounded like the pufferfish🤣🤣🤣

Girl: we can be friends on uplay. tux: *grabs hand* no babe we play

This video makes me feel like tux has never interacted with a female

THEY BACK OUT ON YOU WHEN, YOU’RE GIVING THEM EVERYTHING YOU HAVE- Tuxbird I must say this hit h a r d

8:57 "why am i spinning" The game that secretly switched to console controls: "The secret ingredient is sneak"

The opening is the greatest thing ever

Me flirting: "soo... how long have ya been a girl?"

@Fuegopaintrain

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly nowadays you gotta ask that question

@keonipp

4 жыл бұрын

ILIKEPANCAKES05 thedooo flirting be like

@NickBrennanA

4 жыл бұрын

TheDoooo is such a strange man

@gladiatormarcellus2078

4 жыл бұрын

Dooo boi

@unit4752

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I used this line once, turned out " half my life" was the answer.

7:43 me when I give my crush the hw and replies with "thx"

@justajackontheinternet261

4 жыл бұрын

tom what does hw mean?

@the_incredibleskrub

4 жыл бұрын

Just A Jack On The Internet homework

Keep the content coming 👀

TUX IS MY DADDY stream notification: YOU WHAT