so how'd i do

@zachahmadi5376

4 жыл бұрын

10/10

@jameodonnell4010

4 жыл бұрын

Nah you actually had a chance man

@diegovelasco6740

4 жыл бұрын

Did you go to discord tho?

@MoistyRain

4 жыл бұрын

Just stop, please I beg you

@luke2718

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking amazing my guy

Tux is the ultimate womanizer

@MacProIE

4 жыл бұрын

Ayy wassup

@bytewolfychu_1461

4 жыл бұрын

And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

@harrisonsalem2326

4 жыл бұрын

Tux be getting that gamer girl bread

@jay_the_great0740

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@NoahCox172

4 жыл бұрын

Blade Entertainment the house he lives in is paid for by SSG

*10 years later* Tux: and kids this is how I met your mother

@johnrin8423

4 жыл бұрын

How many kids we talking

@taughtbread3150

4 жыл бұрын

All of them

@chadthundacawk3143

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnrin8423 billionsಠ_ʖಠ

Yumi: Casual Flirting C.O.B: *S E X*

@isislikesyou8605

3 жыл бұрын

1k likes but no comments I'll add one

@sylanwindrunnergaming4318

3 жыл бұрын

Two

@Liquid_Fluid

3 жыл бұрын

4

@jamessong7886

3 жыл бұрын

71

@Jayfeather-cu1gc

3 жыл бұрын

420

Only Tux can make me laugh my ass off while making me cringe to an extent of pausing a leaving the room 👌

@Spot_Faceless-Soldier

3 жыл бұрын

BRO... YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I PAUSED THIS VIDEO

@who_tf_stole_my_name

3 жыл бұрын

So true 🤣

@mudfaye

3 жыл бұрын

i literally almost threw up laughing when i heard softwilly call a girl "brexit" in another girl-themed video of tux's

@ekscalator1775

3 жыл бұрын

so true dude

@jaggerlame7922

3 жыл бұрын

cant describe it better my matey

The next episode better be "I play siege with my girlfriend"

@zeny9062

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@azusa6486

4 жыл бұрын

I love the titanfall profile

@mileschow5961

4 жыл бұрын

If it's not I unsub

@elidickey7357

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not gunna be on KZread bro it’s gunna be on the hub

@justinstephen7993

4 жыл бұрын

it better

"Uh... so... do you live in a state?" **Yumi visibly disappointed**

@mug875

4 жыл бұрын

*audibly disappointed*

@jino18

4 жыл бұрын

A state of constant sadness ayyyyy

@andenfighter0078

4 жыл бұрын

You couldnt even see his face but feel his dissapointment just through his presence

@thehoovynator5642

3 жыл бұрын

Hello woman do u live on earth

@Cepyroh

3 жыл бұрын

A state of perpetual disappointment

Tux: I have a 9 inch chslanger Her: *Want to test it?* Literally everyone: *ohHHIHOOOHOHOHOHOhoHOOHOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMGOMG OMGOMGOMGOGM*

This man put a Tokyo Ghoul cover when she said "Demon Slayer". He's fucking mad

@cameronjensen9786

3 жыл бұрын

lmao i didnt even notice that

@yasminconroy8122

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that was intentional

I choose to imagine that she has a group of friends coaching her in the exact same way. Like the plot of the Rom Com they totally watched later and didn't just say for the video...

@Klxrified

4 жыл бұрын

Why does this not have more likes

@motives3008

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment I've seen in a while

@bentonc1946

4 жыл бұрын

@@Klxrified fax dude

@dah_s0ngbird

4 жыл бұрын

That should be a TV show

@agentc7020

4 жыл бұрын

We can dream my man

I’m like: “Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!”

@thomasboi2255

4 жыл бұрын

Lol single lives matter 😔✌️

@notksiolijadebt6558

4 жыл бұрын

Take notes

@loomyair

4 жыл бұрын

@@thomasboi2255 no lives matter

@thomasboi2255

4 жыл бұрын

@@loomyair haha very funny, very very funny

@lukeskywalker5392

4 жыл бұрын

@@loomyair all brains splatter?

When he says "I'm literally never busy" first thing that came to my head is because HE NEVER UPLOADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@chrisramos3454

3 жыл бұрын

Too busy womanizing, what a player

I like how yumi was more excited than tux was

“Do you live in a state?” That KILLED me I’ve never laughed harder

@Zack_Zander

4 жыл бұрын

“Pick one” “1” I’m struggling

Yumi: “pick one!” Tux: “1” Smooth as sandpaper my g

@Im-brain-dead-but

4 жыл бұрын

Ben C I just realized I’ve played in games with yumi before

@gladiatormarcellus2078

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Garcia good for you? I guess?

@tdude-vd2mj

4 жыл бұрын

lucky idk coc

4:09 he literally puts Bosnia and Herzegovina as California LMAOO

@prod.mv_

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i also noticed it lol

@sarcrazy530

3 жыл бұрын

I know lol that was so funny to me

@lucija9197

3 жыл бұрын

wait why tho? I don't get it

@DrSplarf

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucija9197 Bosnia

@comradestalin1211

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucija9197 and Herzegovina

i died when he said "pick one?! 1..."

No joke you guys should actually bring her back. She's hella chill and can take some jokes.

@aryalintarfebrian2807

4 жыл бұрын

Das right bruhh

@jerepulli443

4 жыл бұрын

Who said they were jokes

@deadhelix

4 жыл бұрын

@Jere Pulli 😳

@w.i.f.l.p7784

4 жыл бұрын

Fr tho like I want to know if she has a youtube channel she seems chill

@finn4kill429

4 жыл бұрын

SIMP

“What time tonight “,”pick one”,”one”

@captainmacmellon2333

4 жыл бұрын

r/technicallythetruth

@the_goated-axis-_-1818

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I laughed so hard there

@RCBackstaber

4 жыл бұрын

1

girl says “we should test that out” Tux and the boys starts yelling The audience: GO TUX GO TUX GO TUX GO GO

Tux: Do you live in a state? Yumi: wtf

I've never laughed so hard to the point of pissing myself while also with holding the urge to claw my eyes out from the cringe

@antoinenguyen3647

4 жыл бұрын

I agree with everything in this comment

@jonaha6101

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is a perfect explanation of this video.

@panzerkampfwagentigerausf.7452

4 жыл бұрын

You are absolutely right.

@josenemr7591

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@cristianflores4781

4 жыл бұрын

I see you’ve never watch the office episode Scott’s tots

yumi: "pick one" Tuxbird: 'uhh...uhh ONE!" idky but that shit was funny af

@AshBlossomWorshiper

4 жыл бұрын

I know exactly why. Cause I DID that dumb shit before XD

@tomfenna7081

4 жыл бұрын

Tux is big brained confirmed

The question is, did the watch party happen ?

10:36 in Germany we say: Dose geöffnet

@stakpott9984

3 жыл бұрын

Hab das noch nie gehört

"uh im watching demon slayer" *tokyo ghoul* *he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit*

@ap3x_kob4n24

4 жыл бұрын

They have the same VA so close enough

@ersinmmiv

4 жыл бұрын

I want to like your comment but... I cant destroy that 69

@kiranramkarran200

4 жыл бұрын

@@ersinmmiv not u can

@choots6988

4 жыл бұрын

They are both great shows so who cares

@oneshankyboi

4 жыл бұрын

My inner weeb senses are tingling

This man actually has a girl crushing on him, with no ulterior motives, and he thinks he did bad. Yumi needs to coach more often without the horny jokes and he’s GOLDEN

@JoicSeth

4 жыл бұрын

Yumi is literallu the best wingman

@wildcard.-

4 жыл бұрын

j dude I have seen you white knight across this whole comment section

@mobiemoto

3 жыл бұрын

@Luke L. Fitz and whateverhernamewas comes to mind.....

@EfecanYSL

3 жыл бұрын

@Luke L. Yep

@mudfaye

3 жыл бұрын

nah shes just probably playing along. female gamers have super fuckin high tolerance when it comes to men and their horniness. except for spontaneous. she has no fucking time for bullshit lmao.

Tux: try’s to talk to a girl His friends: ask her to vomit intercourse

Plot twist: tux is a king and can talk to any girl. And he is just acting like he can't.

Yumi: suggests stupid seduction tactics Tux: actually uses them Tactics: actually work Tux: "Task failed successfully."

@jareddd344

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jdstibbs4242

4 жыл бұрын

It was unironically decent flirting before cob came in.

I feel bad I don't know what's worse that she was actually into you the whole time or that you ruined an actual chance

ok that was hands down the funniest video of tux trying to get a girl.

Tux: “I’m never busy” also tux: 1 month for a new video

@shahryarahmadi246

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly :(

@joshwood7204

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's cause he is sitting at home simping

@csq_isandit5041

4 жыл бұрын

The worst is that this gameplay is in THE TEST SERVER is not even an actual gameplay

@riotousomen1773

4 жыл бұрын

takes time to edit. if he uploaded more often the quality wouldnt be as good cause there would be less edits and stuff

@olesya6837

4 жыл бұрын

Watch his streams when he edits, its takes a long ass time and he soends ages in a few seconds to make it perfect

Yumi : "you're being too aggresive" Yumi after a few minutes : "COME OVER!!!!"

"Do you live in a State?" Lmao

“Maybe I can get you into anime😉” Overwatch victory theme

I just want Tux to actually get the girl im like 100% rooting for him 😂

@ash_has_nohitbox7540

4 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣

@drgrape4302

4 жыл бұрын

I’m too busy rooting for myself 😔

@stevenmichael12705

4 жыл бұрын

@@drgrape4302 i gave up on that shit 🤘🙃

@l0zermed1a

4 жыл бұрын

Anonymous me too man me too

@heastongibson1583

4 жыл бұрын

Bro this is a reupload

Me talking to girls: “So... Ya like dudes?”

@justinburley8659

4 жыл бұрын

Valid question these days

@endercraft0537

4 жыл бұрын

Gonna be so nervous I'm going to say "me too" when she says yes

@pvintless1147

4 жыл бұрын

I mean u kinda gotta ask now

@storytimewithsean8942

4 жыл бұрын

Do you like jazzzzzz

@bestnameonthisplatform352

4 жыл бұрын

First I start with so are you a guy or a girl

Yo, we definitely need a second part with this girl. Oh man i was laughing all over the place

When she sees the video everything will make sense

It would be hilarious if the video ended with her saying “I’m a minor tho”

@xornedge8204

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanpina4094 wasn't that another girl?

@thedepression950

4 жыл бұрын

law and order

@masonwillms2542

4 жыл бұрын

Ok ZeRo

@1hourloops236

3 жыл бұрын

Or saying im at your house com get my

@HypocriteHunter666

3 жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Was it just me? Or was anyone else absolutely shedding tears during the whole thing? 😂😭😭

@hannthenan

4 жыл бұрын

You're not alone dude 😂

@caleba.garcia3999

4 жыл бұрын

I was cracking up dude 🤣😂🤣

@benniisan

4 жыл бұрын

I'm screaming in each victory of the conversation. 😂

@juplian226

4 жыл бұрын

Funniest shit I’ve seen in a fat minute

@simonhancox3548

4 жыл бұрын

Ur not alone either 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hey tux, WHERE IS THE I PLAY WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND VIDEO HUH!?

ngl by far needed this video the most best laugh ive had in a while thanks tux

“We decided to invite cob” Uh oh

@Zack_Zander

4 жыл бұрын

Something is going to go wrong... I can feel it... “We decided to invite Cob” And there it is...

“I live in California” map of Bosnia and Herzegovina appears

@lightzpy8049

4 жыл бұрын

The better version

@blainerobbins8699

4 жыл бұрын

We saw the video

@jackstarling1307

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I'm Canadian so that slid right past me

@sarcrazy530

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao i found that funny, tbh bosnia >> california any day

I'm sorry but watching a listening to tuxbird talking to a girl is the funniest sh*t ever

Tux is a god!!😂😂😂 you gotta come out with more of these videos!! I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

If TuxBird ever learns how to talk to a girl, half life 3 will come out

@caleb_389

4 жыл бұрын

and the tf2 heavy update will come out too

@kantermorris3420

4 жыл бұрын

And fortnite will finally die

@breeze173

4 жыл бұрын

Half life 3 already came out

@Flame4516

4 жыл бұрын

And titan fall 3 will come out

@gta5thglife292

4 жыл бұрын

No GTA 5 Remastered

I can’t wait to get recommended a video “Trolling Boys in Rainbow Six Siege” by Slerules 😂😂

@TriforceLetsPlay1

4 жыл бұрын

Her: " I`d like to have sex with you" Him: "Me too" Comedie 100

@beandip5617

4 жыл бұрын

@@TriforceLetsPlay1 woman funni

@drewb5729

4 жыл бұрын

sure

@jino18

4 жыл бұрын

Zwerg56789 FLIRT 100

@nickauns

4 жыл бұрын

Bean Dip BROTHER

I love you tux man, but god you’ve got to be pulling my leg with this,you can’t be that bad. I’m dying inside from laughing so hard

God damn tux, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks

Everyone just gonna ignore the fact that she was really into him 😂😂

@seanmcmahon4193

4 жыл бұрын

Ye lol she seemed kinda into it

@TipC-HD

4 жыл бұрын

She knew it was for a vid he was streaming half of the vid

@GentlyUsedFrog

4 жыл бұрын

@@TipC-HD Wait really? What's her twitch?

@frozenmagicaster2724

4 жыл бұрын

@@GentlyUsedFrog "She knew it was for a vid *he* was streaming half of the vid "

@stevenmichael12705

4 жыл бұрын

She 100% wanted him like come on Tux goooooo dawg

Over 10 years simp bird is gonna look back at this like a episode of “how i met your mother”

@skeletonlord6330

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes nother the most important part of the family

@tornater3089

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I wish I had a nother

@tedvandespijker6722

3 жыл бұрын

@@tornater3089 i can help with that homie

@tornater3089

3 жыл бұрын

@@tedvandespijker6722 I need an adult

@BIGBigBoiNICK

3 жыл бұрын

No he will marry DOO

This was painful. I loved it. God speed young tux.

Latest video: "That girl I talked to on Siege was 13!!! 😱"

Title " How to NOT pick up girls in siege" as he definitely got the girl

@prateekkarn9277

4 жыл бұрын

As he proceeds to get a girl

@jackgoff2472

4 жыл бұрын

It's a joke

@TaughtByDeath

4 жыл бұрын

Shit you tryna tryna do these kind of things as well? 😳

@nathanslavek2444

4 жыл бұрын

Seruxx smooth

@PickleTess

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackgoff2472 I couldn't tell

Tux, please use this pickup line sometime: "So, your boyfriend... is he single?"

@alfonsocyrusjoshua9551

4 жыл бұрын

soup

@drKenderRendel

4 жыл бұрын

And if she replies no: "Listen, I know better" :)

I hope this doesn't sound weird, but I really enjoyed listening to the girl talk. Like she wasn't stuttering over the place and was going along with the bit and even sounding somewhat serious about the whole thing made everything even better for me. Just the confidence she seemed to radiate really drew me in. Hope you play with her again. Great video as always almost threw up laughing.

Love you dude. This is Quality content haha.

I genuinely hope that girl sees this so she knows how much chaos happens in the background with the bois

Tuxbird having a girlfriend is almost as likely as custard getting an ace

@michaelt1451

4 жыл бұрын

Likely in the next episode

@daflango1603

4 жыл бұрын

Never gonna happen

@joeylopez1692

4 жыл бұрын

Cross over between content creators😂

@lamarrecivil8543

4 жыл бұрын

I thought custard did get one :/

@oldraccoon3688

4 жыл бұрын

The real fact is that custard definetely got a ying ace

This has to be the best vid ive ever seen i laughed so much XD

Tuxbird you made my day with this video bro lol

“Wait tux a simp?” 🔫 “always has been”

@Senlexity

4 жыл бұрын

That's gold😭😂

@mrc-yu5un

4 жыл бұрын

Hes not a simp he is a king

This is. The best. Rainbow six video. Of all time. rEpSeCt.

@dylanracer195

4 жыл бұрын

I would like it but I got to keep it at 69 likes

@melon6806

4 жыл бұрын

RePsEcT!!!!

@aceofnades8389

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hi I love your airshows

@sliced_salami4268

4 жыл бұрын

Why are you here???

@alfresco1552

4 жыл бұрын

@@sliced_salami4268 why are you here

I havent laughed sooooooo hard in a while thanks man i missed this video bee on a binge rn

I didn't know this existed until now and I have to say, one of the funniest videos so far

Imagine Tux actually made that discord watch party and now they are together.

@zacharywranovsky

4 жыл бұрын

God damnit they better be! I’ve been waiting for Tux to get a girl for ages! He deserves one after being called Duckbird and Simpbird

@nickhernandez2248

4 жыл бұрын

Zachary Wranovsky Yessuh

@CTGoose

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Mama

“Yea I was watching demon slayer” Xurbdic- makes a Tokyo ghoul reference Weebs- “not quite but close enough!”

@CreatureOutOfTime

4 жыл бұрын

Bullshit! Demon Slayer isnt Demon Slayer with a loli-in-a-backpack and the boar boy!

@timothydundalow5230

4 жыл бұрын

He's a little confused but he's got the right idea

@ashtonerb6796

4 жыл бұрын

@@CreatureOutOfTime boar boy 🥺

@user-rc7ec7tp2u

4 жыл бұрын

Jojo best

@ashtonerb6796

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-rc7ec7tp2u LMAO

You didn't do bad xD love this video I sent it to my friends to watch your success😂

This has to be one of the funniest videos you made tuxbird

"A wild simp has appeared" "Simp uses, sarcasm attack"

@White_Rice-bz2iw

4 жыл бұрын

A series of cringe events

“Do you live in a state?” XDDDDDDDDD This makes me feel better about myself dude great video

@quackdealer4207

4 жыл бұрын

In a state of depression

@coconutts1451

4 жыл бұрын

XDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@brandon_gs5

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he was asking if he lives in the US or like Canada or smthn

Lmao the mabye I could get you into anime and then the overwatch victory font popping in had me rolling

Why is this the most funniest tuxbird video ever 😭

The amount of cringe and laughter that has escaped my body in the past 13 minutes is impressive to say the least

Tux: I'm never busy Yeah its cause he uploads a video once very 1 - 2 months

@Klxrified

4 жыл бұрын

OH SHÏT 😂😂😂

that's literally the funniest shit I've ever witnessed. Thanks, Tux, now I finally know how to talk to girls

Tux we need more videos like this

“I’m watching demon slayer” *shows picture of Tokyo ghoul*

@the_only_angelo8961

4 жыл бұрын

I also noticed

@novasaikyo4221

4 жыл бұрын

Finally someone noticed

@tokeshikyt9958

4 жыл бұрын

I know there really far apart

@Lanurus

4 жыл бұрын

It seems like it was a joke, but then again he says he doesn't watch anime

@mansitos1000

3 жыл бұрын

..that's the joke..

"pick one" "Pick one?" "1" Lmfao

Bruh that went smooth and weird 😂😂😂💀💀 I’m dead

now this was epic GG Tux

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that she was totally into it, even when it was rlly bad, and the cringe was real

"My dad likes girls too" Amazing play, expertly done.

Buddy, you did great. Don’t ever doubt yourself, you got this, you can do this, you’re epic!

Your flirting skills are excruciatingly hilarious, my stomach is bleeding.

“I’m watching demon slayer right now “ *PUTS UP PICTURE OF TOKYO GOUL*

@griffinxk5764

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up weeb

@jaimegaitan954

4 жыл бұрын

Dont shut up my weeb brother/sister

@jaimegaitan954

4 жыл бұрын

We outnumber you

@PIIT0II

4 жыл бұрын

jaime gaitan just leave it he wants a fight and if we give him what he wants we lose no matter what happens

@jaimegaitan954

4 жыл бұрын

Look i get it but there no need for him to say that i know he has the right to say what he wants but expect people like me to be but hurt....so yeah screw him

Every second tux speaks to a girl I hear circus music

@s4en

4 жыл бұрын

TuxBird = Simp

@knotlord

4 жыл бұрын

I think they are legally obligated to follow him, like a reverse restraining order

@thatonetrooper7531

4 жыл бұрын

I thought i only heard that

@ImJustAGuy612

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatonetrooper7531 WAIT YOU TOO? YOOOOO

This was by far the funniest 2nd hand embarrassment type video I've ever seen

wow its been awhile since I've laughed this much watching KZread!

I was waiting for a: "So, uh... for how long have you been a girl?"

@auria5018

4 жыл бұрын

Damn you deku

@obob4307

4 жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂

@budgetbajur

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely I'm going to use this

"How NOT to pick up girls" Why is that the title when it actually worked?

@amazingtimes8692

4 жыл бұрын

Cuz you have a better chance of getting 5 black ices in a row than getting a girl with yumi and cob coaching

@amazingtimes8692

4 жыл бұрын

@RayB4n true but when you say dumb shit like tux did, im pretty sure you'd fall out 😂

@bobthelobster7061

4 жыл бұрын

Is it wrong to pick up girls in siege?

your editing is top tier dude

"do you have a Jeep Wrangler" absolutely killed me

tips to get girl: *be awkward af promise ur gonna pull some accidental comedy gold mate*

“Demon slayer” *insert Tokyo ghoul

@ke-uk5on

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@trustworthy2421

4 жыл бұрын

When I saw that I was like “BRUH”😂

@melonsquirrel7389

4 жыл бұрын

WAIT HOLD UP YOUR PROFILE PICTURE XD

@rileydeathchung2076

4 жыл бұрын

glad u picked up on it

@Tyla420

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Keep uo the content tux. Also, get her in some of your videos every now and then champ😋 #keepitgoin'

dude when the overwatch theme started playing i lost it🤣🤣