The longer the upload takes the taller Tux’s forehead gets

@TuxBird

4 жыл бұрын

you might have just figured everything out

@loganmuller9904

4 жыл бұрын

@@TuxBird Give him a dead body to film and he's logan paul

@soldier_6641

4 жыл бұрын

Ehem... The longer the icon of sin is on earth the stronger it gets

@datboi0541

4 жыл бұрын

@@TuxBird I have a vid idea. Why don't you make a vidio of every ' taken out of content' moments but it has the content behind it.

@bluscout6440

4 жыл бұрын

He pinned your comment lmao

“What do you call a 20 year old talentless white kid?” - Buxturd 2020

@Coleabbie

4 жыл бұрын

Ay man leave the duck alone

@chriscole1974

4 жыл бұрын

cole no. The dick chased me at the pond. He wanted my bread

@DarkKosmic

4 жыл бұрын

*Xurbdic

@Coleabbie

4 жыл бұрын

@@chriscole1974 my man just got mugged by a duck what do you mean

@zyon4531

4 жыл бұрын

xirbdic

Tux: Looks in a girl's general direction Chat: Pathetic

@OzZVidz

4 жыл бұрын

SimpBird

@nicholas2408

4 жыл бұрын

@@OzZVidz a simpbird in its natural habitat

@Aqueox

4 жыл бұрын

@@OzZVidz The SimpBird, a relative of the CUCKatoo, can be found on the native beaches bringing young women in bikinis drinks, food, anything they request. The SimpBird is so good at what it does, many women have sought it out as a pet. SimpBird's were an endangered species, but are spreading rapidly in Western nations.

@OzZVidz

4 жыл бұрын

@@Aqueox Very good definition. If there was a Wikipedia page about SimpBirds, I think this would be the first few sentences.

All salute to the anti-simp, coyote.bng. He let’s now woman get in his way of being team killed by tux

@watamelonjj

3 жыл бұрын

I have returned from being killed by tuxbird, i have been killed by no other yet

@maxbessire9016

3 жыл бұрын

@@watamelonjj I can change that

@watamelonjj

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxbessire9016 bet

“What do you call a talentless white 20 year old?” “Tuxbird” I tried so hard not to spit out my drink

Tux: What do you call a white talentless 20 yr old" SOFTwilly: "TuxBird" Damn that mustta hurt

@dictolory

4 жыл бұрын

i wont be suprise if tux didnt get hurt cuz he doesnt have enough acting talent

@BoomBoomSoup

2 жыл бұрын

He set himself up for that one tbh

Tuxbird: *chooses the Pokémon ‘Psyduck’ to represent himself Everybody: *_*GLOWING EYES_*

@chomama1012

4 жыл бұрын

Considering your pfp, i expect no less of a comment

@sebb915

4 жыл бұрын

Considering your pfp, i expect no less of a comment

@gru-illa869

4 жыл бұрын

Considering your pfp, i expect no less of a comment

@isaiahcantu2773

4 жыл бұрын

Considering your pfp, i expect no less of a comment

@chomama1012

4 жыл бұрын

What is this, a Pewdiepie vid?

That T-Pain part just made me sad, knowing he can actually sing.

6:36 that giggle was way too fkn wholesome and I hate it.

“He simply cannot do anything else now” I got to hand it to you Tux, that was both 200 IQ and really funny

"I weaponized simping" They said it could not be done

@MarksterC

4 жыл бұрын

They said it was made for idiots

@koreanbatman3314

4 жыл бұрын

and it would be too expensive and would never work

@koreanbatman3314

4 жыл бұрын

They were wrong ^-^

@sigil3323

4 жыл бұрын

@@MarksterC and they were right

@Aqueox

4 жыл бұрын

They said it was made for wanks.

At the start of the T-Pain commentary I laughed all the way through until tuxbird presents things taken out of context this is one of my favorite tuxbird videos

3:14 I wheeze everytime

“He’s the reason I’m black” automatically liked

@pinguinsm4sh238

4 жыл бұрын

same

@Daniell-

4 жыл бұрын

Automatically disliked....

@Paymeq

4 жыл бұрын

⠀

@emptnut

4 жыл бұрын

Daniell animator no one asked.

8:16 SPONGEBOB NO!

@conciler4920

4 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute...I think I Kno you from somewhere, don't know hmmmmm 🤔

@reasondro

4 жыл бұрын

hi tales big fan

@ivenotix

4 жыл бұрын

SIEFE TALES! LUV U! (No homo) :)))))))))

4:50 that was the best beat to go along with this dude ong🤣🤣

@Zaaf2003

4 жыл бұрын

Does anyone know what it is?

@SubZero-hj4pz

4 жыл бұрын

Fortnite shit

@Zenshorts0900

4 жыл бұрын

No can u tell

@planb4836

3 жыл бұрын

What that beat ?

Tux I really do love your videos man, keep up the excellent work, and don't ever quit. I'll be missing you and your friends having fun in siege.

That TPAIN concert turned into a Ariana Grande concert real quick...

@Sumraketti

4 жыл бұрын

Yikes

@mandafuegopr

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@tarzzy

4 жыл бұрын

@top.comment.god

@brendenjensen218

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shiiiiiitttttttttttt hahaaaa

@I_Think_Its_Kaiden

4 жыл бұрын

#holup

10:12 This dude rejected a girl for Tux, if that isn’t commitment Idk what is 😂😂😂

@kentoscocos5238

4 жыл бұрын

i need to learn from the right master. please, master, teach me, this lowly- student, to be strong as yours, to be able to avoid simping!

@bigchimp_

4 жыл бұрын

Kentos Cocos I can teach you how to avoid simping.

@angel_lsk

4 жыл бұрын

It’s called not being a simp...

@kentoscocos5238

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigchimp_ tell me,master

@kentoscocos5238

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigchimp_ I'm afraid that someday i would turn to simp,and i don't want that

TuxBird video checklist: Be racist: Y or N Directly insult some demographic: Y or N Fart in the mic: Y or N Auto tune: Y or N Crappy edits: Y or N Simping: Y or N Constant wheezing: Y or N Ace: Usually N

@light3453

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot JACKIE chhan

@buspsychologist9640

3 жыл бұрын

@@light3453 also forgot ISIS

It’s been three days tux

@ChocoCopters

4 жыл бұрын

it's been 9 years, dad

@caucasianboy957

4 жыл бұрын

It’s been three months grandpapy

Finnaly, a weapon more powerful weapon than the hydrogen bomb: S I M P I N G

@pizzat1me788

4 жыл бұрын

Shelfdefence no, lizzo tripping is the most powerful weapon

@strongboyo7602

4 жыл бұрын

Pizza T1me 😂

@trexcrazy4422

4 жыл бұрын

A weapon to surpass metalgear.

@ImDaRealBoi

4 жыл бұрын

A weapon to surpass metal gear

@axolotl9522

3 жыл бұрын

Also thermonuclear and cobalt and anti matter bomb so

It is quite impossible to fit the amount of things wrong with siege players into one video.

@sirshotty7689

4 жыл бұрын

Soldier_66 I wouldn't mind 3 hours straight of tux

@aaryanpallath8172

4 жыл бұрын

Soldier_66 Siege: Keeps meta the same and people say that they want it changed and it’s boring. Siege: *does meta changing nerfs* Siege Players: The devs are brain dead and these nerfs suck.

@soldier_6641

4 жыл бұрын

@@aaryanpallath8172 I am really only upset that they buffed Ela and then immediately nerfed her

@isaiahcantu2773

4 жыл бұрын

Aaryan Pallath I’m upset they took Buck’s frags. To be fair, other players blow themselves up with them way too often, but that’s no reason to punish me ;( I actually unironically want a refund for him now. Now I only play Sledge when I used to play Buck all the time.

This is probably my favourite of your videos so far, I really appreciate the structure it took it was very well done keep it up

DUDE The first 30 seconds of the video were the greatest thing for you to return with. Big Love

“My man switches up for no girl” shit had me dead 😂

"I have weaponized simping." More powerful than any other weapon. Thanos requests your location. 😐

@lilthreegame7991

4 жыл бұрын

Now this is an avengers level threat

@skillshotgaming444

4 жыл бұрын

SkillShot Gaming _want to know tuxbirds location_

Tux, this was easily one of your best videos. I've probably watched it 10 times over again.

I love this type of video the editing and the natural friendship is very nice👌

"im gonna take a break after that one" NOT AGAIN TUXBIRD. NO

Been two hours and almost 30 thousand likes. Looks like we’re getting an early upload

@balthizarlee5223

4 жыл бұрын

Reporting in been 7 hours nearly 60k likes

@RatKingJim

4 жыл бұрын

8 hours 45k likes

@egfazza3788

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully

@justin.3255

4 жыл бұрын

@@RatKingJim how tf did it decrease so much? 😂

@sunsetm8717

4 жыл бұрын

last time he said that it took him 3 weeks so... who knows lol

this was honestly one of the best vids I've watched in a while

Honestly the hey hey getting cut off at the end made me lose it! Lol. Great work tux

This honestly was one of the best videos you’ve put out, I was dying laughing throughout the entire video

@xd-qi6ry

4 жыл бұрын

Jai Guy same

@HollowWhite

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@VloggingWithDane

4 жыл бұрын

Jai Guy really? If you liked forced content and stale jokes then you should watch smiity or whatever his name is

@jairalvarez-beltran7560

4 жыл бұрын

XimDrip 1080 Guess I do man, can’t help what I find funny lmao

@xd-qi6ry

4 жыл бұрын

XimDrip 1080 shut up there both funny as fuck. It doesn’t matter who makes you laugh it’s just that you do.

I'm just imagining a depressed guy on rainbow six siege meets with his favorite youtuber, TuxBird, and says. "thank you Tuxbird for all the video you have done. My life has been miserable, stressed, and very depressive. Your vids cheer me up even on the worst of days. Thank you."

I think this is my favorite vid you've uploaded. Absolutely hilarious. Keep up the good work brother 👊

“But if you want to see me cry myself to sleep…” Tuxedo drone, you gotta do a sleep stream now. You can’t just tease us like that without following through.

Tuxbirds upload schedule is as reliable as my dad coming home with the 10 year old milk

@thesaltyonion4899

4 жыл бұрын

Zyon If your dad ever comes back can you just let us now?

@stik_8086

4 жыл бұрын

ur so funny

@RatKingJim

4 жыл бұрын

We all know what really happens - Thanos snapping to make them all disappear.

@zyon4531

4 жыл бұрын

@@stik_8086 thank you

Just wanted to say keep being you I love your content and i hope you have a wonderful day!!

In this video tux finally clutches and we get a one in a life time auto tune commentary and performance.love the vids keep it up

Tux drones into a mute jammer - “LADIES AND GENTLEMAN FOR THE FIFTH TIME IN A ROW!” Me - the amount of times he uploaded in a year?

@adityakhan4956

4 жыл бұрын

can't be man, five would be way too many

@the.alchemist9438

4 жыл бұрын

Damn fckubg roasted mc toasted

@staidcomet7259

4 жыл бұрын

dude... calm down ur going to make him do a ded

I've been noticing something with the latest videos and thats wheres yumi and cob?

@aidenfreese3297

4 жыл бұрын

Thelivingmop 3704 ik right

@lolololo7685

4 жыл бұрын

There like 10 meters away from him all the time pretty much

@chunkyorangutan1831

4 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure cob was in his last video

@QuietKnightt

4 жыл бұрын

Juan Cabrera cob hasn’t been in a video since like December. I’ve looked every time

@sharonpercy805

4 жыл бұрын

They live in the same house ..

Yes you sometimes take a while to upload but your videos are a work of art Tux. Keep it up King

Another banger video Tux!

Anyone remember when he was called xurbdic 😂

@ozzy1995

4 жыл бұрын

Tubscribe to Xurbdicc

TuxBird is Karen’s kid that survived to get his vaccine shots

@stingermaple03

4 жыл бұрын

This is going on r/rareinsults

@Rozux860

4 жыл бұрын

May I ask?

@taner7894

4 жыл бұрын

Don't Ask me kaden is karens kid

Yo Tux this HAS TO BE you BEST vid man it's so funny :)

keep going tux we love you! Not gonna lie you're the reason im getting siege today

The auto toon part was genius! Please do more of it. "He's checking all the angles even the ones he could not possibly be in."😂

TUX ITS SAYS FOUR DAYS AGO AND NO NEW VIDEO AND IM NOT STRESSING THIS ENOUGH...... I love you

Seriously your vids are the funniest and best ive ever seen

"You gotta wiggle more to be a tru pro" - quote that every pro league wanna be goes by

I love watching tux’s vids man. it’s like a little sneak peek on the content that’s going to be in cob and yumi’s vids

@aidanbaker9401

4 жыл бұрын

After watching the video i am sad to say that the amount ou cob and yumi is less than 3 horse radishes

I have been watching since The division days love the content mate

Loved seeing the final clips after watching you edit them on twitch a while back!! Great as always!! Oh and 5:53 i'd like to point out wa'snt K bye

@ChocoCopters

4 жыл бұрын

the "wa'snt" was on purpose for the big funny to be presented

30K in 24 hours? Try almost 50K in 5 hours. This is proof that we all love Tux way more then he thinks. We love you and please, even if you have to be gone for a few weeks at a time, keep uploading and making us smile!

@adityakhan4956

4 жыл бұрын

more than love for his content, I liked this vid cuz I wanna see if Tux can actually follow an upload schedule . . .

@PureDreadd

4 жыл бұрын

Bro are you simpin. Lmao

@quintenphillips7474

4 жыл бұрын

Kadin Bearden damn right soldier

5:13 It says "Please subscribe Tuxedo" in Korean. Ok...?

@BBBB0601

4 жыл бұрын

but he didn't say Korean......

@hyun7629

4 жыл бұрын

@@BBBB0601 it's written in korean...

Tuxbird is still my fav youtuber. Keep doing what you do bro

Sweet content, keep up with your channel 👍✊

“Truth or dare, you ask me.” Tuxbird: *So you have chosen death*

@Cairo40000

4 жыл бұрын

*You have forfeited your living privileges*

@sparinglysalted4951

4 жыл бұрын

Guido Mista It’s treason, then.

8:06 had me crying because of the MW2 sound effect 😂😂😂

9:39 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF ME HEAD GET O

Thank you for uploading faster than the speed of sound

My mans wasn’t simping over no female he said he wanted tux that’s respect

I love how they get so confident and when they mess up they legit turn into set 8 😂

Tux great Vid!

Dude I just discovered ur channel Im in tears

video:starts with truth or dare me: Oh no

Hey man, the way you've always sequenced your videos has already been very entertaining. You don't need to go heavy on the transitions, explaining things if you don't want to. The abrupt slap-you-in-the-face humor is what people subbed to you for. And I don't think you explaining shifts will make them shift away so you do whatever feels most comfortable for you and we will support it. :)

3 day later: still no video 😅 Edit: omg thank you for all the like :)

@nopunintendo1346

4 жыл бұрын

True that

@xR3N3GAD3

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly hope he gets 0 likes from now on for lying to us again

@nopunintendo1346

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, thats a little harsh

@nopunintendo1346

4 жыл бұрын

I know, but still harsh sounding

@Blanksmithy123

4 жыл бұрын

@Ttv_nomxrcyy eh, I don't think that was a joke lol and if it was then he's terrible at sarcasm

Literally the only guy where people want you to miss your shot in game tuxbird

"Attack mode on" Last words before eating bullets

9:16 “I figured out how to weaponize simping” XD that honestly got me

I love u tuxbird forever bro, ur the only one who can actually make me laugh in what feels like the who;e world

man, like onde day, i'm gonna pic my pc, and i'm gonna instail r6, and watching you, i think i'm gonna be so bad, thank you, for animate my days

The little penguin on the end said "can't wait to see you again" Maybe if you upload videos more often he won't have to wait as long tux😂

Tux, I bless you with the almighty power to achieve the champion rank every season.

Tuxbird's videos always make my day

Dope vid tux

8:35 legit thought my phone was ringing( this is my ringtone)

@Liam-cq7xk

4 жыл бұрын

What is the name?

@b.money694

4 жыл бұрын

@@Liam-cq7xk the name is the house build theme from red dead redemption 2

3:17 ariana grande concert 💀

@douglasmcintosh464

4 жыл бұрын

too soon??

@jackmccaffrey6897

4 жыл бұрын

BRUUUUUUH

@aceescamilla4131

4 жыл бұрын

Manos Thats genuinely a top tier comment

@Hari-tt6qf

4 жыл бұрын

Bro omg madnesss like I was there I’m Manchester when I happened mad

@mannys9511

4 жыл бұрын

OOOOHHHH NOOOO 🤣

Having laughed in a long at a siege video! Thanks for this 👍🏼

First time watching u and ur real funny so keep making content

4:30 - "You gotta to wiggle more to be a true pro" -NamedUser_ 2020

Random who can't hear yall talk: "I felt that one through my headset" Me: "Wow"

TuxBird I know you won’t read this but i love you i just started watching you this month and you have saved me from so much and I am so thankful you have always made me smile everytime i watch you. thankyou so much for everything.

You are awesome tuxbird love your videos.😁

The worst part about the siege Community is the upload schedule

I love how he uploads like every month and doesn't even really apologise

@infinitetoast9200

4 жыл бұрын

Apologize for what he doesn't owe anybody anything

Honestly wanna see tux play the division again with ice and snake if u know who those people are ur a legend

Subscribed that actually made me laugh 😂

Whee the hell is the video that’s supposed to come out 3days later

I’m just wondering what tuxbirds search history looked like after trying to find those stock images

@ChocoCopters

4 жыл бұрын

remember the stock image with a duck on a dude's head in a bathtub-

I need to stop drinking coffee while watching these videos, only so many times I can laugh boiling coffee out my nose 👃 🔥

This was a good vid nice job

Imagine how good of a dad tux bird would be if it was similar to his upload schedule

Listen i fucking love your videos and it doesn’t matter to me how long you take to upload them I will still enjoy them more than anything else I ever watch thank you for being a creator

the autotune segment is the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen it's 3am and i'm losing my MIND

Dude like when did Tux like actually become actually kinda maybe okay

Tux: "...I will cry myself to sleep." I really don't see how this is different from usual but ok buddy