my alexa heard that through my laptop and said "Why don't you date a spirit?" "So you don't get ghosted."

@connor-qf5cn

5 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what my Alexa told me

@yaboipips6712

5 жыл бұрын

Im broke

@jackschwarz1556

5 жыл бұрын

Same Bro

@randallsanders1766

5 жыл бұрын

@@yaboipips6712 me too

@aubweymagobwey

5 жыл бұрын

same

When your IQ so high you break the test *naw I think there's 82 bullets in there*

@TWTO8818

5 жыл бұрын

Bing Bong (Insert joke about IQ being high)

@kingdj8698

5 жыл бұрын

sub to me for free cokie

@govix7875

5 жыл бұрын

KingDj the cookie first…

@st.pumpkintrollz4786

5 жыл бұрын

The ending though

i was wondering why tux's voice was weird and then i realised the speed was on 1.25 so now i'm legally rarted

@matters2659

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah you didn't notice the video going extremely fast

@theoslykon2963

5 жыл бұрын

"legally rarted" ok cool

@Bob-hn5ck

5 жыл бұрын

@@theoslykon2963 I think he did that on purpose..

@Monsterthatsunderyourbed

5 жыл бұрын

Your beautiful commie doge, you a handsome boy

@granto9021

5 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic though communism is awesome

6:15 "What if I told you"... "I was born inside out"

@sea6487

4 жыл бұрын

"I'd eat you"

@venombeetle7473

3 жыл бұрын

“owow”

did you know Cob is a math teacher, so hes a professional, uhh, math person. yes.

@H4R1US

5 жыл бұрын

ElasticDroid 12 times what equals 100. RoUgHlY 5 We need to be 5 times as sexual as them -Yung Husk 12x5=60 12x8=96 Math with C.O.B

@samtheman8362

5 жыл бұрын

Math isn't his strongest subject

@JonathanLopez-xs6vr

5 жыл бұрын

@@samtheman8362 no it is

@kingdj8698

5 жыл бұрын

sub to me for free cookie

@H4R1US

5 жыл бұрын

Nameless u mean Meth?

I take off my pants when Tux uploads

@TuxBird

5 жыл бұрын

same wait

@orangejuicedog756

5 жыл бұрын

You WHAT?!

@orangejuicedog756

5 жыл бұрын

TuxBird WHY MY PP HARD?

@TeulingsTube

5 жыл бұрын

My pants ate actually off right now...

@jaxmeister7199

5 жыл бұрын

Disgusting

6:16 look at the chat

@benjaminp.5446

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, a Talentess Writer fan as well

@Minecrafter6818

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@editatilvikaite1248

3 жыл бұрын

lol

4:57 omg the nostalgia If you know what I’m talking about your a real one.😎

@miso_to_zari

4 жыл бұрын

No

@oopoppopposite631

4 жыл бұрын

Mw2 lobby sound?

@sallyearthwormsally6423

4 жыл бұрын

Mryaya33 that’s roblox

1:15 Soviet anthem got me...

@virusproofficial1086

5 жыл бұрын

Isnt that russian? Soviet is a little diffrent

@kolumbusgamer6250

5 жыл бұрын

@@virusproofficial1086 no

@ilikestealth4684

5 жыл бұрын

@Earth chan r/wooooosh

Do I get calcium for liking the video?

@ethanm5929

5 жыл бұрын

nbenec Yos

@TuxBird

5 жыл бұрын

yes so like the video

@knistreaf5917

5 жыл бұрын

@Isaiah Seibert yeeess

@aneoninspace7979

5 жыл бұрын

Alexa name: Amazon Siri

@lemonconsumption

5 жыл бұрын

Upvoote to steal calcium

6:56 YOU CANT DO THAT, YOU CANT DO THAT, I CAN'T FIND MY WAY OUT!

Bruh when he was clutching as clash near the end I love how he played the cod mw 2 music

The scary side of rainbow six siege FINALLY A COB COMPILATION

@notstorm2422

5 жыл бұрын

Stop writing that reply Johnathanthan Seriously

@stopwritingthatreplyjohnat6638

5 жыл бұрын

Killer Wraith seriously?

2:12 "smoke pot" i feel smarter for getting the joke

0:41 I was laughing so freaking hard

One of my favorite episodes thus far!! I laughed so hard the whole time 😂 great job Tux!

Never clicked off of a cob video so fast

@SATANIC__VIPER

5 жыл бұрын

SAVAGE

I cant be the only one that is wondering if he clutched the round at the end or if he actually got memed by a sledge

@thatonebeaver

5 жыл бұрын

Divine Gaming Watch until the VERY VERY end 🎃

@caspertfg9625

5 жыл бұрын

Divine Gaming He got fuckin' *d i n k e d*

@divinegaming5848

5 жыл бұрын

@@thatonebeaver i did i cant tell if he dies or not lol ill rewatch in .25 speed

@divinegaming5848

5 жыл бұрын

@@thatonebeaver lmaoooo he actually got sledged that makes this video 10x better

@meija_

5 жыл бұрын

Watch till the end

Hey tux! I just want to thank you for getting me back into siege, your videos are so nice and funny and inspire me to be a better player, watching your gameplay has taught me many things and made it where I don't get stressed over things anymore. I have taken alot of tips from you and I just wanna say thanks.

@jumisramen6854

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@andrewaidan3990

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Batman-rc1yg

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@cum_monstercrust

3 жыл бұрын

Batman 2099 /break chain

@Batman-rc1yg

3 жыл бұрын

@@cum_monstercrust*connection terminated* my sins have caught up to me havent they. So many broken chains and now one has happened to me.... this is it. My life has peaked. Carry on my torch soldier. Carry on my legacy. The legacy of breaking chain comments on youtube comment sections. Be so notorious for your broken comment chains that susan wojcicki will have to stop you. That was my dream. Fulfill that for me please. Please. This is the endgame for me. Im at peace with this now. End of communication *beep*

7:23 his characters death scream went perfectly with his other screams xD

Call your Alexa moments... Please don't be listening in FBI.

MW2 Boneyard theme will forever be the classic intense situation song.

@kalebcedroni5838

5 жыл бұрын

I have it as my "last man standing" music in Insurgency.

@credencelaforge2350

5 жыл бұрын

Bro that's Exodus BrOtHeR

@apinchoflazy

4 жыл бұрын

.

5:38 that sound effect had me dying 🤣🤣

I like how he was out of the gas then ran back into it and said i can't find my way out

Call the Alexa bits “the wisdom of machines”

@FloretBedHed

5 жыл бұрын

matthew tate how about “the wisdom of A.I” ?

@dadadrardarrdafarrefar

5 жыл бұрын

Or Alexas Wisdom

@ovalos383

5 жыл бұрын

"Detroit: Become Human"

@rocketeer6150

5 жыл бұрын

How about 200 IQ Alexa?

@rhyscassidy6644

5 жыл бұрын

Yoooooo my Alexa told me a Halloween joke when cob spoke to his

0:41 this is gud spot. Yes. Click on it

@reecehaywood3168

5 жыл бұрын

this was a mistake.

@designergoose1938

5 жыл бұрын

Boo

@waffleninjakill1049

5 жыл бұрын

Ouch, rip earbud users

@nathaniel8792

5 жыл бұрын

i like this for some random reason.

4:12 - 4:50 I was seriously laughing so hard I had to pause the video, so I could breathe again.. Cob, you are comedy gold !

You made my Alexa go off😂😂mine was about a damn mine😂

*I'm the first penguin in Antartica* *I think you should make a video of all your "taken out of context videos."* (just an idea.)

@416danger

5 жыл бұрын

NO YOU'RE A JAGER MAIN

@absoluteunit5552

5 жыл бұрын

@@416danger ahh my covers blown

That Thumbnail was to much for me.. why do you have to scare me like that

@RealSkellyMusic

5 жыл бұрын

@Sinister • probably because tux is my Brother

@yoyomaki6837

5 жыл бұрын

Hannah Loðbrók ha

Quality content right here. Best and funniest R6 youtuber lmao keep up the vids

When he asked Alexa for jokes my went off lol

5:10 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead, now I’m not going to be able to see it any other way now.

@mangue7195

5 жыл бұрын

what does it mean?

@goldenknight1756

5 жыл бұрын

Mangue it’s something inappropriate

@poggu9776

5 жыл бұрын

Please explain this to me

@darkheart24ful

5 жыл бұрын

@@poggu9776 maybe when you're older

@renitethepuffy

5 жыл бұрын

@@poggu9776 you are here for the d

This was really spoopy!! And I'm not going to lie, but c.o.b's scream at the beginning when tux "scared them" actually got me from my bed to the kitchen cause I thought there was a little girl outside my window yelling😂😂😂😂 no offense c.o.b, if you see this that is. 😂👌

@mihu9039

5 жыл бұрын

NinjaGhost Bolt ummm wut?

When u supposed to be writing a college essay but tux daddy is more important 😂

Legend has it the 1v5 never ended and tux is in a constant battle to beat a 1v5 as clash

Wow that ending tho

9:06 Ubisoft i dont feel so good

@yelenashulman964

5 жыл бұрын

Erick Morales

The best cliffhanger ever. xD

I just watched the weirdest Manscaped ad in the goddamn history. And it fit so well into the video... omg... help...

Watching your videos in class is so hard because I can't suppress my laughter, thanks Tux Daddy.

@thekn0wing

11 ай бұрын

How do you feel 4 years after this comment

@russcargill8498

11 ай бұрын

@@thekn0wing i regret posting this and my life has been on a downward spiral ever since

@thekn0wing

11 ай бұрын

@@russcargill8498 i understand bro, I’m glad I brought it back to light

10:23 we all know you missed and got sledged

You guys make me laugh XD! another great video!

Oh you sneaky bastard I was so into that 1v1 and boom to be continued!! 😂😂😂

When you are missing the content for the video start adding things said with complete context with tux

"OH MY GOSH , ITS A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST AHHHHHHHHH"

The black ice opening lmao so CLUTCH!

AHHHHH FINALLY SOME REAL RAINBOW SIX SIEGE VID FOR THE PAST WEEK

that mw2 music had me in the feels in the clash clutch

@xswxdegree9152

5 жыл бұрын

Arkhaos he lost doe

@dexter99999

4 жыл бұрын

Blocke how do you know ?

watching you guys play makes me feel like a pro

Tux is da best making R6 plays XD (Poor bikini, Marley and Nugget)

Anyone else clic the video so fast it said private

@zacharoni2743

5 жыл бұрын

Yes😂

@barkleyu

5 жыл бұрын

yes

@victorlindqvist261

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@maxwellking948

5 жыл бұрын

Brandon Loading Screen I was upset because I knew I clicked too fast

@diavolo_63

5 жыл бұрын

It makes my pp hard

Whenever you down the hostage twice it says you monster in the point feed

Congrats on 800K subs. 💕

LOL 4:12 the sound when your down in rust lmao

lol I was watching this and when he said “Alexa tell me a Halloween joke” my Alexa came on and told a joke.

Booo at this moment tuxbird knew *H E F U C K E D U P*

I’m a new sub and love your vids man

My google home heard “alright show me your gun” and called the police. LOL XD

Tuxbird the type of guy to lick his finger to hit a button on a keyboard

Wene he asked Alexa for the joke my Alexa in my room went off

@karma42

4 жыл бұрын

Deathray Gaming nice

This video was so good I subscribed twice

The explosions always get me

i remember my first gu mine sting... from the hostage

1:55 Gonna be honest this takes me out of the power fantasy where Tux never misses

That very last clip has me D E C E A S E D .

Tux can you please upload more because I love every second of all your videos

i was drinking water right on the “castle roar” clip... bad decision...

0:42 no they’re not actually

6:00 I was sat next to my Alexa at this moment and she too told me a Halloween joke as requested by this video 😂

@lilfilmami

4 жыл бұрын

same here

Finally someone who makes a quick and to the point intro

6:56 kaden: YOU CANT DO THAT!!!! I CANT FIND MY WAY OUT?!?! Everyone thats watching: ThIs BoI iS gOiNg ArOuNd CiRcLeS

Tuxbird I luuuuuuv ur outro BRO *tutututu tutu tu tutu *

@lmaotravis3702

5 жыл бұрын

Arnile Leiss bro you got is all wrong it’s *dudududu du Dudu du du du du dudududududududududud*

@vertoodle

5 жыл бұрын

Look up Flamingo-Keri Bonito

@ryanwinfield3914

5 жыл бұрын

The real song is "Flamingo" btw

5:14 me to my friends EVERY SINGLE TIME we play this map

Darn you tux! You left us on a cliffhanger...

Tux, just by chance, you havent responded to me on discord, so ill ask here, *ARE YOU MY DAD???*

@TuxBird

5 жыл бұрын

probably not

@siineca984

5 жыл бұрын

TuxBird he is my dad

@doomshroom1991

5 жыл бұрын

*B R O T H E R???*

@doomshroom1991

5 жыл бұрын

*FATHER, I CRAVE THE POPCORN CHICKEN*

@F.M671

5 жыл бұрын

@@TuxBird thats good

6:09 in chat: "What if I told you.." "I was inside out" " *well I'd eat you* " Wtf O.O

@lunnihyre4215

3 жыл бұрын

*YO ITS THE FUNK ENGINE*

YES the rust scream when the hostage goes down!!

Those Alexa clips actually activated my alexa😂😂

1:55 my social life

*I'm a Russian in Britain and I can confirm that "Here - For - D", is the correct saying of "Hereford"*

@reubenbradley7629

5 жыл бұрын

I live in hereford and I have to say that is the correct pronunciation

I watched the Alexa clip while I was in my room and started getting confused why my Alexa was telling me a Halloween joke. Turns out it picked up the sound from my phone. Lmao

Tux’s channel just keeps on growing, legit about 30 minutes ago his channel was at 920k and now its at 927.6k

Had to leave a like because of modern warfare 2 theme

@samalfonzo7077

5 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@itzxelleon5882

5 жыл бұрын

When Tux killed Cav (TheDooo) and he has to 1v5

@koultendaley4100

5 жыл бұрын

Suriously though, it was the first thing I recognized

@dinotaslaman9637

5 жыл бұрын

@Bailey Ludden Code of Conduct

It’s set as private, R.I.P.

Tux's laugh can cure cancer :)

i play a challenge with your videos. i get a drink and every time a new clip comes on i take a sip, if i die i die.

Hi, I bought a few days ago the Rainbow Six Siege And I've been on a load screen for hours that says “Loading content”. Is that normal? help.

@thegeek2350

5 жыл бұрын

R6 servers been wonky recently, so that's making the game take forever to load up, hopefully they fix it soon

@martindomok3342

5 жыл бұрын

If you have a good pc and a good internet connection it shuld be less than 20 secs

@zlusix

5 жыл бұрын

No no its how the r6 servers act

Cob’s alt account should be corn on the c.o.b

The Here For D thing blew my mind

0:38 had me crying bro 😂

Tux... i actually did the best clip ever while playing R6 and i'd liek to send it to you, but i dont know how!!! how can i do that??? ps: i love you s2

10:10 Top ten anime cliffhangers

@prod.theguestrandom4153

4 жыл бұрын

Rover what happend

Wow! Cob asking a halloween joke to Alexa started my Alexa

I don’t know what’s funnier the Alexa skeleton joke or that Alexa tells a s##t joke afterwards

Name for the Alexa clips:Alexa Succ Show.

@lazerjayzer9981

5 жыл бұрын

A.S.S.?

@diavolo_63

5 жыл бұрын

@@lazerjayzer9981 fuckin' nice i didnt realized about that xD

@lazerjayzer9981

5 жыл бұрын

@@diavolo_63 in my school our detention is called A.S.S. (after school suspension)

@diavolo_63

5 жыл бұрын

@@lazerjayzer9981 sorry dad i Will be late im in ass

@lazerjayzer9981

5 жыл бұрын

@@diavolo_63 I just looked through my texts and have actually texted my roommate telling her I'm in A.S.S.

There's a kid in my school with the last name of hereford

THE MW2 MUSIC BRO YOURE MAKING ME FEEL THIRTEEN AGAIN OMG

This is the vest video ive seen u upload♥️

Alexa does a thing (suggestion)