You know that the world has gone mad when you find yourself binge watching Michael McIntyre for a bit of sanity.

@prenimystic

3 жыл бұрын

*sees this comment* *looks at clock with Michael is playing in the background* Ah... that’s what’s going on

@lyndakarpen4127

3 жыл бұрын

Trina Holman me now but every day for at least 3 weeks. I cannot get enough of him. X

@rollerbladinggeek5507

3 жыл бұрын

too true. ps- BLACK LIVES MATTER!

@genesis_ink

3 жыл бұрын

mood

@TrueDawn1

3 жыл бұрын

Lazy Sunday morning in bed binge watching Michael

How he can turn anything into an hilarious comedic act is just brilliant.

@mr.firerific8765

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@mickleigh674

3 жыл бұрын

My mate reckons “he” is a Biological Female

@danielkupowitz9437

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@kumudhahappyannachi688

3 жыл бұрын

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@derlangsame4471

3 жыл бұрын

@Andy Moran. I hope life will get easier for you 🙂

He's so funny and quite right about how we all, when we're on holiday, look at foreigners and listen to them speak to their children and they sound so sophisticated to us, while in reality they're telling their children to keep quite and behave.

@rachelcaruana898

3 жыл бұрын

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@avosmash2121

2 жыл бұрын

One time I was on an escalator and a British child and his mom were going on the down stairs while I was ascending the opposite side, the toddler suddenly points and goes "MUMMY! MUM! WHAT IS THAT OBJECT?? WHAT IS THAT OBJECT MUMMY???" and my heart melted at just how freaking ADORABLE and amusingly sophisticated this little 5 year old was but realized that he was just doing the same thing all annoying nagging American toddlers do, when they go MOM MOM MOM WHATS THAT HUH,it just sounded better from the extra polite cute posh accent

@RaadBilbeisi

2 жыл бұрын

@@avosmash2121 hahaha.. thats right

It’s take GENIUS like this to make comedy nowadays and not to offend anyone!

@yticivam

3 жыл бұрын

Right? He's a gift.

@wonderwend1

3 жыл бұрын

It's a rare gift

@chickenfricken

3 жыл бұрын

i prefer offensive comedy but this guy is amazing

@MsDrientje

3 жыл бұрын

He has the ability to make everyday mundanity very amusing. He seems a very attentive person. Most of the things he goes on about won't be noticed by me for being funny.

@applefarm6126

3 жыл бұрын

People get offended more easily now

He’s literally the most attentive and funniest person ever! He turns the most everyday mundane things into a HILARIOUS comedic act!

@donnakerr4997

2 жыл бұрын

What is special about his humour is that everybody can relate to at least one of his stories at one point in their lives

@naturalbby1722

2 жыл бұрын

@@donnakerr4997 frrr!!

@taniacummings9207

2 жыл бұрын

He must people-watch for hours.

@Suitified1

Жыл бұрын

This one video here I have watched well over 30 times. It NEVER gets old!! I love him!

I once saw him outside the toilet rushing in . The only reason I didn’t stopped him is because he will write a whole skit about being mobbed by fans outside the toilet 😜

@Torexeon

3 жыл бұрын

What’s wrong with that

@rushdialrashed9627

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@kylosalvesen

3 жыл бұрын

@Khang Phú Phan Or get the golden opportunity to watch a stand-up comedian shit himself

@lyndakarpen4127

3 жыл бұрын

Vandana Joshi ha ha - so true - I am laughing out loud as watching the skit about the difference between Foreigners at Pool and British - so hilarious but true too.

Absolutely hilarious. This man doesn't need rude jokes or bad language. I love his sense of humor. He makes comedy out of everyday situations that we all can relate to. 😂😂😂😂😂

@charliedonnison5816

3 жыл бұрын

Debbie Zink stop simping

@debbiezink8818

3 жыл бұрын

@@charliedonnison5816 That's not simping, it's just stating a fact!

@erikrobinson9999

3 жыл бұрын

@@debbiezink8818 but he uses Bad Language lol

@debbiezink8818

3 жыл бұрын

@@erikrobinson9999 Just a bit 😉 but negligible for today's standards.

@charliedonnison5816

3 жыл бұрын

Crooked kid why u have to be mad . Calm urself ok . Relax dude

I love how his hair has a mind of its own.

@marypaus7523

3 жыл бұрын

His hair is flip floppy😂

My 4 yo and 5 year old heard me laughing out loud while I was watching this with headphones on (it's possible they have never heard me laughing like that since I've been so sleep-deprived with our one year old). They were asking me what I was watching and whether they could watch it with me but I was like, "Oh no, this is just for adults. I'll show you one day - after you've had kids." I call this comedy catharsis for tired parents. Thanks for the giggle, nay, belly laughs! :D

@meganclaridge2235

3 жыл бұрын

My 4 year old is currently having a tantrum and is on time out so I am here for 4 minutes of people who relate. High five fellow parent. You’re a super woman. 💪🏻

@cocosilkworm

3 жыл бұрын

@@meganclaridge2235 Would you still call me a super woman if you saw me this afternoon wearing industrial ear muffs while in the kitchen preparing dinner so I didn't have to hear (so loudly) the screaming (playing and fighting) kids? Lol

@meganclaridge2235

3 жыл бұрын

Yes - especially then ! Lol. I only have 1 and I can say that I struggle to cope (sorry, not sorry 😐). Anyone I meet with more than 1 child is an idol of mine !! Haha. You should read the book ‘Hoorah for Gin’ by Katie Kirby - I think you’d love it - I did!! Xx

@cocosilkworm

3 жыл бұрын

@@meganclaridge2235 Thanks for the recommendation. I'm looking at her intro and her bracelet analogy certainly sums it up... Lol So does Michael McIntyre's skit on parenting "People Without Children Have NO IDEA What It's Like! " I guess you would have seen that one :D

@meganclaridge2235

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, I’ve seen that one ! 😂 This is a man who KNOWS. Lol. Definitely read the book! I cried when I finished it! It was like saying goodbye to a friend I didn’t even know I had! We all need relatable mummy friends. You should stay in touch if you can ! 🌸

Omg i was in tears, i hope i can see him live one day!

Don’t know what’s bigger, his hair’s curtains or the theatre’s😂

@necymamaril3735

3 жыл бұрын

L Brewer 😃😆😀

@Car_and_classic_lover

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@ksportz66

3 жыл бұрын

L Brewer He’s had since Edinburgh Fringe

@ebonyloveivory

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@lexlouise1413

3 жыл бұрын

His hair curtains by far

Absolutely my all times favorite english guy, he doesn't need to swear or to be obscene and trivial to make you laugh, he is talented enough to sparkle every time with no effort. you can Watch his shows with your kids of any age without the risk of being embarrassed or deceived. Love his shows.

"It's alright once you are in." 🤣😂😆 I CANNOT.

Can't wait for the teenage years!!

@trayolphia5756

3 жыл бұрын

Brearne Gibson I pray for his survival and sanity through those times

@JB-vd8bi

3 жыл бұрын

His kids are teenagers now

"That...is a platypus."

What I love about this amazing comedian is he starts on one subject and you suddenly realise he is on another subject, then another, then another, then suddenly, it’s 30 mins has passed, then you want to relive all the side splitting laughter😂😂😂😂

People who thumbs down this video obviously has no sense of humour... I love Michael, he’s hilarious 😂 so relatable!

@helloimarabbit4083

3 жыл бұрын

They always lose at thumb war.

@Ser-Smiley

3 жыл бұрын

People who only have hate in their heart. Thats who.

@jemmaj2919

3 жыл бұрын

The hotel assistant and his family

@altonalex1235

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@oliviarule5679

3 жыл бұрын

All 58 of them how dare they

Should have told him your name was Ikel Ackencacker. (long time fans will recognize this).

@yticivam

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@amysuepierce1459

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I do.. the dentist one 😁

@lio3366

3 жыл бұрын

the tooth one 😂😂😂😂😂

@azzasamsudin3818

3 жыл бұрын

that irresponsible dentist...

@TheKellendras

3 жыл бұрын

I cried with laughter at that. So funny

As an Italian, I can say that the entire process to get into the water is exactly the same for us. Love Micheal.

Michael McIntyre deserves a Nobel prize! There has never been a comedian, actor, singer, dancer in one person and so hilarious people are crying of laughter. He can do accents and languages. He can do animals. He is astonishing! And all he does is natural, effortles.. And he writes it all himself! The best of all and far above them all. Fabulous! A national treasure!

"Flippo Floppo" 😂👍

This man is freakin hilarious. I often listen to his videos while I’m working and it certainly makes my day brighter. Good thing I work alone or ppl would think I’m nuts, hysterically pissing myself laughing out loud with headphones in. I hope he visits Australia one day, maybe he has already but I’ve only discovered him a few months back. Pandemic made me find a few good comedians. How lucky we are to have such clever, articulate comedians like this to bring some joy back 👏👏

@landlice48

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, agreed. We need him in Western Canada too, and we have many Australians that work & play here!

@thomaspreudhomme9443

2 жыл бұрын

Not McIntyre level but check out Danny Bhoy's videos which are quite funny as well. Some of them were filmed in Australia.

This man is a genius, he can make everyday things hilariously.

ah, a classic. our family has for years now been saying "it's fine once you're in", never gets old.

God I love his act! He never fails to make me laugh.

He's just such a good story teller, I think that's what means he can make any moment sound hilarious 😊

This man is pure genius ❤️

Love this comedian, especially during quarantine. Thanks for the laughs, and never anything vulgar😂😂😂

So true! I’m like “I’m going in the pool, hope it’s warm enough, I’ll get in the shallow end first, in case it’s too cold” 😂

"I don't want to be rude about our children" 🤣

@OLGMC

3 жыл бұрын

"but..."

When I need a laugh this is where I go, thank you Micheal McIntyre

Thanks to Micheal, he is helping me through a terrible bout of depression, I’m smiling again 😁... it’s been a while.

Oh dear, when my kids were little and we travelled by air, I convinced myself that the air pressure changes that gave them runny noses were allergies that warranted a dose of Benadryl. I think the other passengers were grateful, though. 😆

@deborahdanielson8901

3 жыл бұрын

God bless you for your thoughtfulness❤️. The child was probably more comfortable, too

texting on a nokia 3310 made your thumbs the most powerfull, texting on an iphone just makes m weak :P

@My_Lyfe

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, but have you ever texted on a blackberry keyboard? The sound alone deafens everyone in a 10ft radius

@RR4711

3 жыл бұрын

Infinity318 oh how I miss that key pad; the feel of pressing a button, the click sound. If they hadn’t switched off the old networks in Australia I would still be using my indestructible Nokia.

@genesis_ink

3 жыл бұрын

yeah but with older phones texting was something you only did when talking to people but on iphones you type to use the internet and stuff too. So it was more work before but you do more of it now.

He is the gift that keeps on giving

Loved him every since he showed us his calves

@alexdiaz4181

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Sharon How are you doing today

Living in Dubai for 14 years, your summary of our summer heat is spot on! And yes, we only go out to go inside A/C 🤪

It's great how he's British already but puts on an even more distinct British accent when mocking the stereotypes 😂

Lol I lived in Dubai for 10 years and heat is terrible. Indoors you wear sweaters outdoors hell but how he made it look so funny is only he can do !

@mariamsaik1440

2 жыл бұрын

i go Saudi every year in the summer this is advice GO OUT ONLY AT NIGHT but nonetheless, I can handle the heat

@baibac6065

2 жыл бұрын

@@mariamsaik1440 Saudi Arabia* is a big country. Depends on where you mean. Some places have very nice weather in summer like Taif, Abha, Al-Bahah etc.

Love the way he finds something we all can relate to and makes it funny. Genius

Frozen Chicken..... coming round with Sunday dinner.. BRILLIANT

A scream & a half! He's the best story teller.

Anybody disliking Michael’s videos clearly has no sense of humour

@RazleFrazle-kw5wb

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they have the opposite of humour..... Femur!

@wynn6240

3 жыл бұрын

Razle Frazle1999 I’m disappointed that I found that funny 😂

@laureln56

3 жыл бұрын

He could leave out the potty language and still be hilarious

@mlrd6622

3 жыл бұрын

Too Right!

@mlrd6622

3 жыл бұрын

@@RazleFrazle-kw5wb Get Out🤣

this man is so funny !! such a rare talent...thank you Michael....keep em coming...

He is without a doubt, the funniest man alive!! ❤

The only way to swim, is full body in and get your head wet too. Doing the slow maneuver in the water, means your body adjusts even slower. Take from an Aussie. Take care of yourself, Mate 💚💛

@aimeelou1825

3 жыл бұрын

I’m British, and I’ve found what you found, the only way to get in is to jump in and get your hair wet too then your fine😂😂

@chriswest7639

3 жыл бұрын

Where you from mate?

@bensmith9722

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely true, and necessary in Aussie 😂

@goaway2803

3 жыл бұрын

@@chriswest7639 qld and be careful especially in vic and nsw 💚💛

@jenniferpearce1052

3 жыл бұрын

Where I live, they heat pools, so it is not refreshing. It feels like EVERYONE has peed in the pool. I grew up with cold pools and miss it so much!

He is the funniest man I ever known he’s the king of Comedy

Mr. MACKINTYRE-REE!!!! You are part of my daily routine now. It feels so good to laugh like this. I don't rememberthe last time I felt so good. You are a lovely person, please never stop, and have a blessed life.

Flipflop, in Egyptian slang, is Shibshib

He’s wonderful at everything he says, knows it all

Omg! Bahaha😂😂😂 Micheal, you are the best! You are my favorite comedian bar none! Thanks for making my day always!😙🤗 from Canada

Unbelievably funny, i cant even imagine what his brain will look like if they open it up

I swear I watched this the other day! I love Michael McIntyre sooooo much! Makes me laugh so much 💖

You cannot watch his video's in the quiet carriage of a train..he's always laugh out loud..

@nicholelarue2499

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. I'm in a hotel at the moment, volume low, ear practically against my phone while I smother my giggles so as not to disturb the other rooms. 🤣

@famouslastwords0791HR

3 жыл бұрын

Lol always is right.

Michael is absolutely hilarious I watch him every day and laugh so much. All is shows he does are amazing xxx

"The water is freezing" The whole time I was remembering swimming in the ocean with friends as kids and regularly check our feet if they were red, white, blue or purple to know when it was time to get out of the water to thaw.... in June and July 😂 red or white feet were fine, blue or purple was "oops I should get out of the water for a bit and stick them in the warm sand for a moment." The surface temperature were between 17 and 21 degrees Celsius so the bottom was so damn cold. Nostalgia. ^^ "its fine once the feet are numb" 😂

He just makes me laugh out loud! Common every day occurances he makes hilarious!

I’m so glad I found your channel. Love all the stories about every day things.

thank you for the upload you just made my day , love your show so so much your so freeken funny love it , put up more shows so I can bin watch them all again and again

I haven't been laughing this much for such a long time So funny he his Thank you!!!!

I've never heard of this guy before, but from the thumbnail alone I knew he was British lol

There was this one travel I did to another state in Mexico and there was a van full of Argentinians, a newly Wed couple of germans, an old Spanish couple and a British mom with 2 kids. I have never EVER in my life seen kids behave that well. No cellphones, just listening to music and enjoying the scenery for a FOUR HOUR TRIP INSIDE A VAN Everyonewas talking about the kids for the whole trip and it was a bunch of Argentinians trying to gather up courage to talk to the mom. My mom did talk to her and told her how well behaved her kids were, I want her parenting tricks. Werever you are people of the playa del Carmen tour, I miss you all.

@darrylleeroberts

3 жыл бұрын

The answer is simple - they spank their kids when they need it.

Ok seriously unbelievably funny haven't laughed so hard in so long 😆😅🤣😂

This guy is a star. Love him!

Same here in Trinidad and Tobago. 🇹🇹, "It's alright once you're in." Lol

OMH! Thank you so much! Haven't had a good laugh since January! 😆😭😷

I really really really hope that I can see him live one day...how fantastic that would be!!

Your comedy is the only thing that makes me laugh in this weird time I'm going through, thank you SO much and God bless you. 💖💖💖

I bet Michael is like this, all day long...!!! 🤣 His kids get stand up for free...!!! 😂

😂🤣😂🤣 One of my absolute favorite comics🤣😂

Micheal McIntyre is my new obession. Amazing 🙌🙌🙌🙌🏆

Amazing. Brightens up my night

This guy.... Let me tell you this... This guys right here.. Yes, the Michael guy I am talking about... He is... Just so.... I am telling you he just so... funny

@samueloliver-sherry-musici9171

3 жыл бұрын

Did you type this in your Apple Watch? Surely you did, it sounds like you are out of breath for laughing so hard.

@kendrashergold439

3 жыл бұрын

He just is!! He is a wizard of hilarity.. just comedic perfection 😂

I could watch this guy all day!!!!

Simply the BEST 🥰

3.36 love that. It wonderfully contradicts people who loved how he was so "clean". ;-)

Michael McIntyre: *posts video saying stand up comedy* The thumbnail: *lying in bed* Me: *Visible Confusion*

@amysuepierce1459

3 жыл бұрын

Because he told the tale of the swan on his bed on holiday👍

Bet there's a thumb war app dedicated to modern day toddlers

@celticraven8523

3 жыл бұрын

There is

@prettyinpinky5937

3 жыл бұрын

Celtic Raven no way🤣🤣🤣🤣

@prettyinpinky5937

3 жыл бұрын

Celtic Raven no way🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mackenzieaspinall6551

3 жыл бұрын

Celtic Raven omg

@mena94x3

3 жыл бұрын

There’s a Red Hands app. It’s hilarious.

One of his best!

michael is just gorgeous...... love him to bits ❤️❤️

Love this dude so much

Thank you for making me laugh till I cry again!

gotta love michael, i've got his dvds and 1 of his books for when i go into hospital :)

@yticivam

3 жыл бұрын

Hello! I hope your hospital stay will be quick and easy.

@redheadedpsycho4566

3 жыл бұрын

@@yticivam I have to have something removed from me, but thank you :) I'll be reading his book to keep me entertained :)

@rosina29

3 жыл бұрын

Aww hope you're okay now ❤️

@redheadedpsycho4566

3 жыл бұрын

@@rosina29 i'm surviving for now :) hopefully i'll survive the operation too and then have my life back ❤️

“I’m going in” 😂

@alexdiaz4181

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Anne How are you doing today?

Totally hilarious! 👍😄🤣

A comedian at the top of his game. Hilarious 🤣

Laughed so hard love him!!

HES AMAZING 😂😂😂

This video has made me question whether or not I am indeed an American.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

mate I definitely am getting my Aussie membership card revoked after this one - too relatable

Love this 🤣💕

Love his work!

Just the funniest man alive period

Just Brilliant love him

Brilliant. Very funny Michael 😂😆😆

Can totally relate to the Calpol sketch 😂😂

@NW-lv9gb

3 жыл бұрын

@Karina Peters 😂😂😂

We yanks are the same about the pool! Love you Michael! Laughter scares germs yall! Blessings fr Nashville, TN

this dude is hilarious!!

never fail to make me laugh and smile

You are hilarious. I recommend you to everyone! I always tell people you are so funny you don't need to say the "f" word at all, so you see it isn't necessary if you're really talented. I see in this video, however, you are beginning to say it. Please consider stopping as it actually takes away from your show. You are extremely talented without it! Love you!

The thing that bothers me when I'm holiday somewhere very hot is how FREEZING the air conditioning is. I went to Las Vegas and had to take a cardigan everywhere in case I wanted to go inside. However, England is the worst for that. Teeth chattering away in Tesco. Am I the only person who does not think uncomfortable heat outside is no good reason for uncomfortable cold indoors?

@brittanyholtgreven4106

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was alone in this!

@kennedysimpson2000

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly!!

@NW-lv9gb

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, Tesco is the worst. I always take a fleece when I pop to Tesco when it's 37°c outside 😅

@Pippemi

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve only ever thought that in the freezer aisles, which should be colder anyway. I prefer the cool air.

@anonymi8564

3 жыл бұрын

@@NW-lv9gb 37°C?! I'm in scotland the highest we get is 28°C and that was years ago! We get them every 2 years if we r lucky😂😂so wow, you lucky😂x